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Alright!
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Howser... we've gotta talk.
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Sorry, I'm on the
way to the hospital.
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No, no. This is important.
You're my best friend...
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I need to talk to you.
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- Is everything okay?
- This is privilege, doctor-patient.
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Vinnie, what's wrong?
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I think I have a
dependency problem.
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- What?
- I'm really out of control, Doog.
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Vinnie, don't worry. I'll get you
into the Eastman rehab program,
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everything is gonna be fine.
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What is it? Drugs?
Alcohol? Both?
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Sex!
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Sex?
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- I'm addicted to sex.
- Vinnie, how is that possible?
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- You're a virgin.
- That's the problem.
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Every sleeping and waking
moment of my life...
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has been thinking about doing it.
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When I'm gonna do it.
Who I'm gonna do with.
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How long I have to wait
before I can do it again.
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It's like a monkey on my back!
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Vinnie, that's normal, you're
supposed to be obsessed with sex.
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- Get out of here!
- It's true,
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you're 16, you're a male.
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- Plus, I'm Italian!
- Yeah.
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Hey, I'm going through
the same thing myself...
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one sexual fantasy after another.
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Isn't that great?
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I never said it didn't
have an upside.
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So, what's going on with us?
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Testosterone, it's a
very aggressive hormone
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and right now we're up
to our eyeballs in it.
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Here, look at this chart.
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The human male reaches his sexual peak,
the high of sexual energies and desires
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between the ages of 17 and 18.
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Excellent, I'm this
close to my peak!
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Whereas the human
female reaches her
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sexual peak between
the ages of 35 and 45.
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Whoa, whoa, back up a second.
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I peak now and Suzie Berlooty doesn't
get raved up for another 12 years?
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Yep, something like that.
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The laws of nature are
conspiring against me.
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So what I'm supposed
to do until 2009?
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Relax, it'll happen.
We're stunts.
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The rest of the world
just doesn't know it yet.
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You've got a date with
Wanda tonight?
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I have to work, you're
going out with Suzie?
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I don't know, it's only
1989, why bother?
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SIX-YEAR OLD SCORES
PERFECT ON S.A.T.'S
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WHIZ KID BREEZED THRU
HIGH SCHOOL IN 9 WEEKS
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PRINCETON GRADUATES
10 YEAR OLD PRODIGY
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14 YEAR OLD PASSES MEDICAL BOARD
KID DOCTOR CAN'T BUY BEER...
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CAN PRESCRIBE DRUGS
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KID DOCTOR DELIVERS
BABY IN SHOPPING MALL
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Did you see the humongous gallstone
break up that took out today?
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, excuse me, can I
interrupt your lunch?
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Absolutely.
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I'd like you all to meet our new
head of radiology, Dr. Victoria Burke.
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Victoria, this is nurse
Curly Spaulding.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And to our residents,
Jack McGuire and Douglas Howser.
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- Hi.
- Welcome to Eastman.
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Thank you.
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Doctor Howser, I've really been
looking forward to meeting you.
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Really?
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I've heard a lot of wonderful
things about you from your father.
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Thanks, but I wouldn't
belive everything he says,
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he's very biased,
he paid for my education.
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I've read your paper on
the use of computerized
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axial tomography
in trauma patients.
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I'd like to get and
discuss it some time.
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Okay, sure, I'd like to hear
what you have to say about it.
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Maybe we could all dicuss it.
Over lunch.
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Thank you, but I generally
lunch alone in my office.
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Gives me time to catch
up with my paperwork.
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Well, if you excuse us...
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- Nice meeting everyone.
- Nice meeting you.
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No chance.
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Know who you just met?
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Who?
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The legendary ice queen.
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- Ice queen?
- That's what they call her over county.
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Nobody I know has got so much
as a dinner date with that woman.
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She's all business.
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How can a woman so
beautiful be so cold?
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Maybe she's just one of those
very attractive women who feel...
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that in order to be taken
seriously, as a doctor...
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she has to suppress her sexuality.
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Or maybe, she just
thinks you're a winny.
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Victoria Burke is the
new head of radiology?
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Yep.
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Really? Would be nice
to see her again...
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I've got a patient at
Eastman, needs some X-rays.
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Now, Canfield was really lucky
to get her, she's top notch.
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Not to mention,
easy on the eyes.
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Yes, she's gorgeous.
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But it's not just the way she
looks, there's something so...
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I don't know, feminine about her.
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What a perfectly astute observation.
Don't you think so, Katherine?
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I don't know if she's
that beautiful.
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Trust me, Katherine, she is.
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She's had a nosejob.
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What?
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I said she had a nosejob.
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No, no, I don't think so.
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Trust me, David, she did.
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I can spot one a mile away.
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I wonder what else she had done.
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- Kath...
- You know, a nip here, a tuck there.
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I know for a fact she's my age.
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No!
Really?
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Well, I'm not surprised,
are you, Doogie?
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Me?
No, hell no.
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I've got some calls
to make, excuse me.
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I mean, she's had everything done.
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Find out who did it.
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Listen up, listen up! We've got a red
blanket here. Police officer, gunshot.
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Chest wound, belly wound.
Bleeding.
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Alert the surgical team. And call
the blood bank, tell 'em I need...
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4 units of O negative, accel, life
and death, we need this right away.
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Right away, doctor.
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Ready?
One, two, three.
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Draw blood type, cross it at labs.
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Get an ET tube going and I'm gonna get
a chest drain, he's got a pneumotorax.
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I need you.
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Put pressure here, he's
sucking air through his chest.
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Pulse is thready, blood
presure is 60 over 40.
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Damn...
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- He's just throwing a PVC.
- We're losing him.
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Get a suflate can, hang some
plasmanate, put a CVP line in.
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Leave her the bag.
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Get the crash car.
I need the paddles.
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- Get the other IV started.
- Okay. Roger.
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Come on, bud.
Come on.
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Blood's here, doctor.
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Good, get it going.
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What's going on?
What's the situation?
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Putting the CVP line in,
chest sounds ripple.
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Blood pressure is cutting out,
the pulse is getting stronger.
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Yes!
Here on top, on brave, bud.
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Put a dressing on that.
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Get the O.R. ready, we've got a live
one going and we want to stay that way.
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Let's get him up there.
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- Uh! I'm pumped!
- That was close!
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Are you kidding? That guy was
pratically boxed and we brought him back.
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God, I'm starving.
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Radiologists don't usually see that
kind of action, and tell you the truth,
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I was a little scared.
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Oh, it didn't show.
You were real cool.
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I don't feel so cool now. There's
still a lot of adrenaline pumping.
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I know what you mean. You won't
be able to sleep for hours.
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I'm gonna go home,
make something to eat,
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lift some weights, probably jump
out of my skin until four in the morning.
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Isn't being a doctor great?
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I like you, Doctor Howser.
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Thanks.
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Maybe we could have a
dinner together some time.
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Sure, we can meet in
the cafeteria, say...
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I was thinking about something a little
more private, away from the hospital.
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Oh... well, good, very good.
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- Tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night.
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Let me see...
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I think I'm free tomorrow night.
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Then it's a date.
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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Well, good night, Doctor Howser.
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Night.
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So... they've got a
lot of nice fish here.
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Yeah, it's very nice.
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Doogie... relax.
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Okay.
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You smell great.
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Thanks, it's a sweet thing to say.
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Sir, can I take your drink order?
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- I'll have a Manhattan on the Rocks.
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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But, tonight,
I'll have an orange soda.
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- Twist.
- Very good, sir.
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You must be curious why I
asked you out to dinner tonight.
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Me? No. Well... maybe
a little. Okay, why?
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Doogie, I find you very,
very appealing.
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- Is this a joke?
- No!
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You have every quality
I admire in a man.
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Brilliant mind, dedication
to your work... sincerity.
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Good looks.
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Thank you.
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There's a lot I
like about you too.
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Actually, everything.
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There's something
I wanna ask you...
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Something...
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I'm... finding this very difficult.
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No, you're doing good.
You're... doing good.
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A few months ago,
my doorbell rang.
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I opened the door
and out in the hallway
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was a man from a
diaper delivery service.
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He had a stack of diapers that
must've been four feet high.
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I told him he was
at the wrong door,
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they weren't from me
and then I started to cry.
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I'm approaching 40.
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And my biological
clock is ticking.
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I'm not married, but I
do want to raise a child.
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Do you have any idea
of what I'm saying?
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You want to adopt me?
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I was wondering if you'd
consider fathering my child.
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Sir, are you ready to order?
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What, now?
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Could you get us a
few more moments?
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Certainly.
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I know this is an unusual request.
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Especially on a first date.
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I want you to understand, I'm
not asking for a relationship,
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I'll be totally responsible for this
child, both emotionally and financially.
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All I need from you is...
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well... you know.
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Wow!
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This is...
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Wow!
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You see, since I'm approaching
motherhood cientifically...
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I might as well choose the man
with the best genes available.
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I-I don't know what to say.
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I know this is a big decision...
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Please, take all the
time you need.
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If you wanna talk about it
some more, just let me know.
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Now, why don't we
just leave it alone?
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And...
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enjoy the rest of the night?
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Okay, good.
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That's good.
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Wow!
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So, what's the question?
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This is the greatest thing
to happen to a 16 old guy
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in the history of hormones.
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You won libido lottery, Howser.
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She's a mature woman.
Chance is she's been with other guys,
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- she's gonna compare!
- So?
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If she bursts out laughing, you
put your clothes on and go home.
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I wish she would
never had asked me.
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Will you stop? You're getting
hysterical. The woman wants you.
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Don't fight it.
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Well, technically, she doesn't
want me, she wants my genes.
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Who cares? Point is, she's letting
you delivery them personally!
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I don't know. This is gonna
take some very serious thought.
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Forget your mind for once.
Listen to your body.
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What's your body saying to you?
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00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:39,818
It's saying...
246
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:41,635
wampa, wampa.
247
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,017
Yes!
248
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,725
The testosterone lives.
Here's the phone.
249
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:47,856
Call here now, she
might change your mind.
250
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,166
There's something you're not telling
me? Is this woman a blood beast?
251
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,608
No, she's beautiful.
I can't believe
252
00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:58,233
a woman that beautiful
would've anything to do with me.
253
00:13:58,378 --> 00:13:59,778
I'll dial for you.
254
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,337
What if it's not right?
255
00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:03,365
Not right?
It's perfect!
256
00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,295
We're talking about
an older woman in here.
257
00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:07,006
She's peaking, you're peaking!
258
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,761
What could be more beautiful?
259
00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:10,880
Yeah, it does seem like
destiny, doesn't it?
260
00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:13,797
And the thing is... it probably
won't work the first time.
261
00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:17,631
You might have to do it
like... 10 or... 15 times.
262
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,945
- Hey.
- Morning, Doogs.
263
00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,246
Hi.
264
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,250
You worked last night?
265
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,307
No, I just didn't get much sleep.
266
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,446
- Problem?
- Yeah.
267
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,891
But it's not my problem,
it's a friend's problem.
268
00:14:36,796 --> 00:14:39,225
We were up all night,
batting around.
269
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,050
Can I ask you guys a question?
270
00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:53,551
Sure.
271
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:56,076
See, this guy's,
this friend of mine...
272
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,475
he's got himself into a kind of...
273
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:00,814
sexual dilema.
274
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,886
See, there's this woman,
she's twice his age...
275
00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:05,851
actually she's 2.3 times his age.
276
00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:08,443
And she wants...
she wants to sleep with him.
277
00:15:09,102 --> 00:15:10,708
What?
278
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:14,772
So you friend's problem is this
woman who wants to sleep with him?
279
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:19,092
No, if it was just that, he could...
stumble through it himself.
280
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,820
The main problem is...
she wants to have his baby.
281
00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:24,251
What!?
282
00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:26,767
Yeah, she thinks he's kind
of an ideal man, you know?
283
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,513
So what's your friend
thinking he should do?
284
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,189
Well, he thinks she deserves
to have a baby if she wants to,
285
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,755
and she's intelligent, and
he's very intelligent, so...
286
00:15:36,756 --> 00:15:38,683
given all that genetics...
287
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:42,124
Who knows, this kid could grow
up to cure cancer or something.
288
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:46,078
So, in other words, your friend would
be doing this for the good of mankind.
289
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:48,635
You could say it's a
filantropic kind of thing.
290
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,384
It could be just because
he wants to have sex?
291
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,760
You could go that way too.
292
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,798
I don't know, a child
is a big responsibility.
293
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,645
But the woman said she'd
take all the responsibility.
294
00:16:02,914 --> 00:16:05,849
Well, but it'd still be his baby.
295
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:09,532
I mean, how's your friend gonna feel
knowing there's a child out there
296
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,209
he has nothing to do with?
297
00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:17,399
Does... your friend...
have a girlfriend?
298
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,919
- Yeah.
- Did they have sex?
299
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,619
No!
300
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:26,787
I mean... I don't know for sure...
301
00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:29,049
but he's very polite,
so probably not.
302
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,955
What he's gonna tell
her about all this?
303
00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:35,738
He thought maybe he could just,
skip over that part of his life.
304
00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:37,728
You mean, lie to her.
305
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,600
Well, he didn't put it that way.
306
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:44,851
Boy! Doogie... I don't know if I
could make a decision like that now,
307
00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:47,179
nevermind at 16.
308
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:49,326
Wish your friend luck for me.
309
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:52,646
Yeah, I will.
310
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,062
Thanks.
311
00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:56,893
I've gotta rounce.
312
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,002
Thanks, I'll be in
the radiology view room.
313
00:17:05,036 --> 00:17:07,436
Doctor Burke, I need to
talk with you for a minute.
314
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:08,941
Well, I'm busy, can it wait?
315
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,438
It's about Doogie Howser.
316
00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:14,973
After you.
317
00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:22,148
I've find out about
your proposal to Doogie.
318
00:17:23,112 --> 00:17:25,718
I feel a little awkward
bringing it up.
319
00:17:25,719 --> 00:17:27,175
Maybe, you should.
320
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,807
It's really not your business.
321
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:31,856
I think it is my business,
Doogie is my friend.
322
00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:36,935
And while intellectually, he's a giant,
emotionally, he's a 16 old boy.
323
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:40,162
There's no way he can come
out in an affair with you...
324
00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,614
- Affair?
- without getting hurt.
325
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:44,191
I have not intention of
having an affair with him.
326
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:46,458
Call it what you want,
I may be only a resident,
327
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,905
but I do know how
babies are conceived.
328
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:53,196
Then, doctor, you must also know
about artificial insemination.
329
00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:58,295
Then you didn't ask Doogie to...
330
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,529
you know...
331
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:03,998
No! I specifically said to him
I was interested in his genes.
332
00:18:04,369 --> 00:18:07,551
I thought he understood I was
talking about ar tificial insemination.
333
00:18:07,592 --> 00:18:09,314
Well, you thought wrong...
334
00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:14,466
Doogie is thinking more along lines of
good old fashioned natural insemination.
335
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:22,107
I didn't intentionally
mean to be vague.
336
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,887
Do you think he's going
to be very hurt?
337
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,804
He's 16!
338
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:31,362
He thinks the most beautiful woman in
the world wants to make love with him.
339
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,029
What do you think?
340
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,743
Doctor Burke?
341
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:51,793
I got your message.
342
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,681
I'm glad you could come by.
343
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,971
You look pretty on this light.
344
00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,658
That's why I became radiologist.
345
00:19:03,565 --> 00:19:04,916
Doogie...
346
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:06,628
we need to talk.
347
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,790
Yeah, we do, we really do.
348
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,364
Hey, it's looks like there's
a small bowel obstruction,
349
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:15,202
there's some air
in the biliary tree.
350
00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:16,728
Doogie...
351
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,649
About last night...
352
00:19:19,797 --> 00:19:22,100
Yeah, that's what I wanted
to talk with you about.
353
00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:27,762
See... I don't want you to think
I don't think you're beautiful,
354
00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:30,644
because I do, I mean, you are.
355
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:34,746
T-The whole idea that
someone as beautiful as you
356
00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:38,210
actually wants me, is gonna
me me feel fantastic for...
357
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,710
I don't know how long,
maybe the rest of my life.
358
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,963
But I can't do it, I just cant.
359
00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:50,489
See, I wanna have
children some day.
360
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,764
And I want...
to share it with my wife.
361
00:19:55,254 --> 00:19:57,422
And if we do this,
I'm afraid we just...
362
00:19:57,685 --> 00:20:00,300
it might spoil that.
363
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,196
I understand perfectly.
364
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:08,349
I hope that you have
a child some day,
365
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,223
and I hope you fall in love.
366
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,056
That shouldn't be too
hard, all you have to is,
367
00:20:13,057 --> 00:20:15,777
pick one of the people
that fall in love with you.
368
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,004
You... are...
an extraordinary man.
369
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,972
And such a sweet boy.
370
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,448
Maybe we should get back to work.
371
00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:35,585
Yeah...
372
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,602
I'm gonna remember
this for a long time.
373
00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:47,843
You can tell your
grandchildren about it.
374
00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:52,723
No, I think I'll save
this for myself.
375
00:21:13,521 --> 00:21:15,678
Vinnie, you've been
doing that for 15 minutes.
376
00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:18,917
You had it in the
palm of your hand,
377
00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,398
and "poof!".
378
00:21:20,616 --> 00:21:23,493
Now it's gone.
You're a total wuss.
379
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:27,177
It just didn't feel right.
I'd even have to lie to Wanda.
380
00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:28,577
I'll get another chance.
381
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:32,332
Don't you read the paper?
There could be a nuclear war tomorrow,
382
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,715
we could all be dead.
And you didn't get to do it,
383
00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:36,582
and I didn't get to hear about it.
384
00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:40,040
Well, Vinnie, I guess the thing
to do is work for world peace.
385
00:21:40,992 --> 00:21:43,654
Hey... this isn't funny, Howser.
You blew it.
386
00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:47,290
You shattered my dream. Don't ever
show your face around here again.
387
00:21:49,331 --> 00:21:51,688
Vinnie, this is my room.
388
00:21:52,174 --> 00:21:54,558
Okay, alright.
So, I'm leaving.
389
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,402
You know, I've had it with you
390
00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:00,330
we no longer have
anything in common.
391
00:22:00,331 --> 00:22:02,358
I never want to
speak with you again.
392
00:22:03,062 --> 00:22:05,125
You're out of my life.
393
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,704
I'll talk with you
tomorrow, okay?
394
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:09,231
Okay.
395
00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:11,693
What a wuss!
396
00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:45,010
OCTOBER 7,
397
00:22:45,011 --> 00:22:46,567
OCTOBER 7, 1989...
398
00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:48,419
TODAY
399
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:48,868
TODAY I
400
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,114
TODAY I MADE
401
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:50,972
TODAY I MADE MY
402
00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:52,408
TODAY I MADE MY FIRST
403
00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,050
TODAY I MADE MY FIRST
REALLY
404
00:22:54,051 --> 00:22:55,575
TODAY I MADE MY FIRST
REALLY ADULT
405
00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:57,980
TODAY I MADE MY FIRST
REALLY ADULT DECISION.
406
00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:01,526
I DECIDED
407
00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:02,215
I DECIDED TO
408
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,913
I DECIDED TO STAY
409
00:23:03,914 --> 00:23:04,641
I DECIDED TO STAY A
410
00:23:04,642 --> 00:23:05,683
I DECIDED TO STAY A KID
411
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,754
I DECIDED TO STAY A KID
A LITTLE
412
00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,301
I DECIDED TO STAY A KID
A LITTLE WHILE
413
00:23:09,302 --> 00:23:12,812
I DECIDED TO STAY A KID
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
414
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,817
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