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(GROANS)
- Dad, you alright?
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- Is it your legs?
- Oh, cramps!
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Pressing a glass on your head?
That does absolutely nothing.
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Should I save
this guy or not?
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- WOMAN: Dr Knight!
- Seriously.
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He's a fat, sexist shock jock
who adds nothing to the world.
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You have a mass on your chest,
but here at Hillbilly Hospital
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we don't know for sure
what that is.
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Hey, you, uh...
you wanna hit the office,
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do the books, make a baby?
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CHARLIE: Oh, I don't think
I'm ovulating now.
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- HUGH: Who's that?
- MATT: Your brother.
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- HUGH: Oh, the foster kid.
- Your brother.
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He's been that since he was six.
Stop calling him that.
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I got you a very
hard to get appointment.
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It is cancer! I knew it!
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So happy when he kills. (LOWLY)
He could be a psychopath.
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- The jury's out.
- I just like shooting.
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Ohh! Why are you all
so violent?!
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Why would you do that? Jesus!
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- Penny will take care of you.
- Nah, I'll see you.
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You'll need a prostate exam.
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Well, I'm certainly not having
a woman do that, now, am I?
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(EASY-GOING MUSIC)
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(READS SILENTLY)
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So...
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..what are you doing to do?
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What?! I don't know what to do!
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What am I gonna tell my mum?
How am I gonna go to school?
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I told him to pull out.
I told him I wasn't on the pill!
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I mean, I don't even
like him that much.
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I can't have a baby with him!
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We did it in the back
of a truck.
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That's not where
babies come from.
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There's no romance in that.
I'm only 15!
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You're not pregnant,
but that's what it feels like.
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Consider this the best lesson in
contraception you'll ever have.
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You can't do that.
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- I mean, you're a doctor.
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
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- Dr Knight, your lawyer called.
- Thanks, Betty.
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- Four times.
- Thank you, Betty.
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- He says if you don't call...
- Betty!
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Please don't tell
anyone about this.
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I wasn't really in the back
of a truck with him.
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- And I always use condoms.
- Hmm.
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I'll bulk bill you for today.
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This might sound bad,
but I read your stars for today
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and it said your past
is coming to get you.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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SONG: ? I'm going
up the country
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? Babe, don't you wanna go?
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? I'm going up the country
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? Babe, don't you wanna go?
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? I'm going someplace
where I've never been before
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? I'll leave this city
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? I've got to get away
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? I'm gonna leave this city
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? I've got to get away
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? All this fussin' and fightin'
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? Man, you know
I sure can't stay. ?
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(LIGHT QUIRKY MUSIC)
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What do you want?
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What makes you think
I want something?
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Everything about you right now.
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- I'm glad you brought it up.
- I didn't.
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It appears I need
to go to Sydney today.
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Today? Is this you being funny?
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I have a little legal matter
that won't clear up.
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What did you do?
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How did he record it?
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Phone. In his gown, up his
arse... I don't know exactly.
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- You can't do this to me, Hugh.
- To you?
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How will I get a GP
to come out here and work
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if you get yourself struck off
for being a dickhead?
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How long have you
known about this?
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Well, I knew one of my patients
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had made a recording
while I was operating.
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I didn't know he was going
to blackmail me by threatening
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to go to the medical board
about what he heard.
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Blackmail, or is he just making
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a justified objection
to what you said?
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Every opinion is valid.
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Good news
is he wants to meet me.
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- When?
- Bad news is today.
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You're so arrogant.
You're on probation!
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Yes, now you can see why I said,
"I need to go to Sydney."
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Go. Make it go away,
for all our sakes.
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MATT: Charlie, are you there?
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Hello? You alright?
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I'm definitely distracted.
Sorry. What did you say?
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I said, "When are you ovulating?
I'll put it in the calendar."
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Then I said,
"Charlie, you there? Hello?"
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- Oh, right.
- What's going on?
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Nothing! I'm just a bit...
Don't worry about it.
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Is it because
we're not pregnant yet?
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Maybe, I guess.
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- A bit.
- Well, we will get pregnant.
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Stop being
so endlessly positive.
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OK, we won't get pregnant.
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We have been trying,
trying, trying for six months.
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And nothing's happening
and I'm sick of trying.
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It's normal for it
to take a while.
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That's why we've gotta
keep at it.
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Are you taking me seriously
or are you trying to have sex?
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Well, can it be both?
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You actually think
you're being charming right now.
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(TEARFULLY) God,
you're a dick sometimes.
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Are you going somewhere?
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Just heading back to Sydney.
Back before you know it.
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You're certainly racking up
the frequent flyer points.
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You know me. I love flying.
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Can't get enough.
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I'm checking up on Joey,
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see he's getting the proper
medical attention, OK?
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MERYL: He's resourceful
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and he's always been
so creative with road kill.
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(METAL CLANGS)
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(RATCHET CLICKS)
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HUGH: Dad.
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I got your test results
back this morning.
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You have something
called myelodysplasia.
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It's a blood disorder.
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You're going to need
blood transfusions
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to clean your blood... regularly.
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How often will depend
on your red blood cell count,
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but we are the same blood type
so I can donate.
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Maybe you could bring
Mum along with you.
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I'm not telling her.
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- She's your wife.
- And you're my doctor.
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So you keep your mouth shut too.
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(RATCHET CLICKS)
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- (TOOL CLATTERS)
- Fuck.
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(MAGPIE SQUAWKS)
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Ohh!
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Alright, alright.
I'm going, I'm going!
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey.
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You OK?
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- Yep!
- You seem angry at that tree.
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It's not the tree.
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Right, well, I'm going
to Sydney for the night.
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Good for you!
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You could... come.
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Right, well, I just
had a very similar
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one-way conversation with Dad,
so I'm gonna get going.
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It was a dumb idea. You have
a farm and a wife and...
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- I'm gonna get going.
- Yeah, alright.
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Don't you have to check
with Charlie first?
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No, I'll get my bag.
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So a woman has eggs
and a man has what?
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- Sperm.
- Good.
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And when you mix
those two things together
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they become an embryo,
if you're lucky,
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which eventually grows into a
foetus and then becomes a baby.
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Any questions so far? Rachel.
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Why does my dad sometimes
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lock his bedroom door
when he's with my mum?
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'Cause they're...
talking about you.
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Any other questions? Floyd.
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Why do ladies grow
babies in their tummies
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if their bums are bigger?
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- (ALL LAUGH)
- That's a great question.
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Can anything think
of a reason why?
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No? OK.
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Imagine, uh, this was my baby
and I was pregnant here.
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What's my first problem?
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- Floyd.
- Doing a fart.
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- (ALL LAUGH)
- Yes, thank you, Floyd.
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That's definitely
a problem, isn't it?
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Are there any other problems?
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- You can't sit down.
- Precisely, Rachel.
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You can't sit down. Very good.
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- OK, now where was I?
- (PHONE TRILLS)
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Uh...
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Just talk amongst yourselves.
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Mile high club flashbacks?
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I wouldn't recommend it,
actually.
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It's a small space, impractical.
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Jeez, you're really
working up a sweat.
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All I can see is flames.
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And this helps?
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I'm trying to release my fear.
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- Huh?
- EFT.
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Emotional freedom technique.
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I'm tapping
on acupuncture points.
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Look, it's very big
in Byron, alright?
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- (P.A. DINGS)
- MATT: Wow.
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We're not even
off the ground yet.
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What are you gonna
be like in the air?
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You must have a pretty good
reason to go to Sydney.
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One of my patients is making
a complaint about me.
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Well, a couple of complaints -
malpractice, defamation...
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Well, just a collection
of complaints he put together
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after listening to a recording
of me operating on him.
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- Shit!
- It's gonna be fine.
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- My lawyers will fix it.
- (ENGINE DRONES)
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The city will save me.
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(EXHALES SLOWLY)
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HUGH ON RECORDING:
Whoa! Look out. Herpes alert.
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- Don't have herpes. Never have.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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I... (TAPS TABLE)
..shouldn't have said that.
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If it comes out dirty, you
gotta kiss the nearest girl.
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- That means you, Sonia.
- WOMAN: Give it a rest!
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- HUGH: Dirty!
- WOMAN: I'll hold you to that.
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HUGH: I'm gonna hold you
to a lot of things.
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- Starting with my bedroom wall.
- WOMAN: Ooh, Sonia!
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Things didn't work out with
Sonia, if it makes a difference.
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HUGH: Here we have it -
the heart,
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tucked away
under lay upon layer
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of fat, custard
and marzipan on top.
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- Look, can we just stop?
- Anyone for cake?
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Let's cut to the part
where I say I'm sorry
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and you tell me what you want.
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No. I want him to hear this.
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I apologise, Henry. I really do.
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This was not a good time for me
and I was not my best self.
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I understand this must be very
distressing for you to hear,
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but you were never meant to.
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Let's not drag this out
any further.
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What have I gotta do
to keep it all in this room?
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HUGH: Oh! Found the remote! It
was inside this fat roll here.
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My client's asking for $100,000
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for the distress
Dr Knight's caused,
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plus a further $30,000 for
every comment deemed hurtful.
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(SCOFFS) $30,000 per comment?
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Per comment.
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HENRY: Or I take
my complaint and my evidence
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to the medical board.
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- You can take...
- Sonia, watch your hand.
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- I think he likes you.
- Alright, I'll take it.
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What about this guy?
Lives 40 minutes out of town.
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Handy in case he gets annoying.
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Likes to take long walks -
who doesn't? -
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and looking at pictures
in cookbooks.
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BETTY: I think
he sounds perfect.
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One of these guys has to be nice
enough to see more than once.
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Give me a look at his photo.
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Oh, no, not him.
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Why not?
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Here's a picture of him
at Machu Picchu.
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His medical history? Betty!
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That would be unethical and
unprofessional for me to look...
243
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,892
He came in last week.
244
00:12:57,894 --> 00:13:00,328
(GASPS) Oh, God!
245
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,064
That would be unpleasant.
246
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,366
Oh, Betty.
247
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,435
You saved me.
248
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,338
(APP BLIPS)
249
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:13,241
Your prince will come,
Tinderella.
250
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:15,844
There's nothing you could've
done. Your hands were tied.
251
00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:17,679
Tell you what I could've done -
252
00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:19,481
I could've reached
into his chest
253
00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:21,349
and pulled out my A-grade stent.
254
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:24,085
You know, hospitals are full
of people like Henry Goodearl -
255
00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:25,687
no self-control,
256
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,655
blaming everyone else
for their shitty lives
257
00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:29,624
while they sit around
on their fat arses
258
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,659
watching TV, eating shit
and drinking sugar.
259
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:33,495
You know, he should
be thanking me
260
00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,163
for operating on him
in the first place.
261
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,998
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
- Know what the grand irony is?
262
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,567
If I hadn't done
such a good job on his heart
263
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,936
Henry Goodearl wouldn't
be alive right now to sue me.
264
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,438
Huh!
265
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,641
That'll make really interesting
listening at the medical board.
266
00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:50,478
Oh, that wasn't you. I was
talking about somebody else.
267
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,816
(CHUCKLES)
You mentioned my name. Twice.
268
00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:57,318
You... (SNIFFS)
269
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,754
Have you been doing
what I think you've been doing?
270
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,356
Mate, don't ask him questions...
271
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,992
I've been doing what any
normal person does in a toilet.
272
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:07,328
- Oh, I can smell you from here!
- Hey, hey!
273
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,230
- You're making it worse!
- Get him off me!
274
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,899
Aha!
275
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:13,168
- Oh, you reek of them!
- Give it back!
276
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,838
Every time you smoke one of
these, you ruin my good work.
277
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,608
Hey, no! Hey...
278
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,610
I'll gladly tell me lawyers
279
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,779
that you used assault
to relay your advice.
280
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,848
Oh, please,
send them my regards.
281
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:28,683
Righto, righto.
Time to go, time to go.
282
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,718
Bye-bye now,
and thanks in advance.
283
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,288
At 30 grand a comment,
you've just taken
284
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,457
the most expensive piss
of your life!
285
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,760
(DOOR THUDS)
286
00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:41,029
Oh...
287
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,169
So you just
up and left, did you?
288
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,838
Surprised your husband
can still surprise you?
289
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,941
CHARLIE: This better not
be about this morning, Matt.
290
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:55,543
If I'd known you'd run off,
I wouldn't have said anything.
291
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,745
Whoa, whoa.
No-one's running anywhere.
292
00:14:57,747 --> 00:15:00,248
I'm just taking a night away
to bond with my brother.
293
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,517
Yeah, and that always
works out well, doesn't it?
294
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:05,053
I'll call you later, alright?
295
00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:11,859
(SIGHS) Charlie and I
had a blue this morning.
296
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:15,830
Yeah, about any one thing
specifically or...
297
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,367
It wasn't about you,
if that's what you're thinking.
298
00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,236
I wasn't.
299
00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,071
Got better things to talk about.
300
00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,973
Well, I hope so.
301
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,610
This is it.
302
00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:30,778
(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)
303
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,848
HUGH: Thank you for that.
304
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,454
- (CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- Might take a look around town.
305
00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,456
Leave you to it.
306
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:45,493
(SIGHS) Good one.
307
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,767
(SOLEMN MUSIC)
308
00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:59,674
(PHONE TRILLS)
309
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,251
Mike. Yeah, yeah, it's me.
310
00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:16,057
Look, something's happened,
regrettable, again.
311
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,660
I may have made things worse.
312
00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:22,196
No, much, much worse.
313
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,198
Anyway, see what you can do.
314
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,067
OK, thanks.
315
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,313
You can fit more passionfruit.
316
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:41,249
- More passionfruit?
- More. Always more.
317
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,818
You don't win Best Stall
at the Whyhope School Fete
318
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,487
four years in a row
by scrimping on passionfruit.
319
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,189
- Do we, ladies?
- (WOMEN MURMUR)
320
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,491
- Everyone loves passionfruit.
- HAYLEY: Yes!
321
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,193
I'm not losing
my Best Stall title
322
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,228
to some second-hand,
smelly, old clothes store.
323
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,131
We're going to win it with this
butter cake recipe for sure.
324
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,534
My grandmother taught me
how to ice a butter cake
325
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:01,302
and her grandmother taught her.
326
00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,271
Oh, if only I had
a little grandson,
327
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,873
one that I could
pass my recipe on to.
328
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,443
How long does a
grandmother-to-be have to wait?
329
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,378
Oh, the waiting
is a terrible thing.
330
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,046
WOMEN: Oh, yeah.
331
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,949
Why don't you just write your
recipe down, I'll pass it on?
332
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,185
Ajax and I will have
a baby for you, Meryl,
333
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,620
once we get married, of course,
and go to Disneyland.
334
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,924
Ooh, so much to do!
Oh, I love butter cake.
335
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,560
(CHUCKLES) Hayley, darling,
I don't doubt for a second
336
00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,395
that you will provide a string
337
00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:29,230
of wholesome babies
when you're ready.
338
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:32,300
You've got birthing hips.
You'd make a good dairy cow.
339
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,170
Oh, God willing.
Thank you, Meryl.
340
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,072
MERYL: Not all cows
produce milk...
341
00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:40,508
..or babies and that's life.
342
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,877
Did you ever think
the problem isn't the cow?
343
00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:44,846
The problem could
very well be the bull.
344
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:48,182
Are you being deliberately
obstructive, Charlotte?
345
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:49,951
Are you trying to be barren?
346
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:54,389
The Lord will plant the seed
when the time is right.
347
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:57,215
Hayley, stick
to the passionfruit.
348
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,699
(CHUCKLES)
349
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,571
Can I help you
or should I call security?
350
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:13,040
Ahh, no. Um, nothing like that.
351
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,576
I wanna get my swimmers tested.
352
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:18,343
- You'd like an appointment.
- Yes.
353
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,982
Next appointment is in June.
354
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:25,153
Ahh. I can only do today.
I don't get to town that much.
355
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:26,821
- I can see.
- Yeah, yeah.
356
00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:31,426
I live in Whyhope, population
343 till someone dies.
357
00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:33,728
We don't have a swimmers clinic
there like this.
358
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,063
We don't... we don't have much.
359
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,232
I can't. I'm sorry.
There's nothing.
360
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,067
Please. I... I'll
be really quick.
361
00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,270
I'll be in and out.
362
00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:45,206
My marriage is counting on it.
363
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,877
I don't have a clinic room
available, but we do have...
364
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,880
(KOOKY MUSIC)
365
00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:25,813
- Hugh!
- Hey.
366
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,548
I was in town.
367
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,517
Thought I'd see how
they're looking after you.
368
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:31,352
They're not, hey?
369
00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:33,187
- They're letting me go.
- What?
370
00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:36,157
I've gotta go through the final
checks before they discharge me,
371
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:37,825
but I'm going home.
372
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:41,295
- I think they need the bed.
- Oh, I'll find you a bed.
373
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,531
Hugh, no, no... Hugh, don't!
374
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,700
I'm happy to go! Hugh!
375
00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,602
WOMAN: It's like
you're not hearing me, Hugh.
376
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,438
How many ways can I say this?
It's inoperable.
377
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,373
- HUGH: Nothing is inoperable.
- This is.
378
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,308
There's nothing more
we can do for Joey
379
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,977
but make him comfortable.
380
00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:57,812
Comfortable? Come on, Gia.
Don't be defeatist.
381
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,914
We both know there's
plenty more we can do
382
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,916
before we start using
the word 'comfortable'.
383
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:03,584
He wants to go home.
384
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,253
He'll be better off
surrounded by
385
00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,088
the people he knows
and his snakes, apparently.
386
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,724
There are no facilities there.
You don't know what it's like.
387
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,392
It's like a third-world country.
388
00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:14,295
That reminds me - isn't that
where you're supposed to be?
389
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,264
I've known Joey all my life.
390
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,399
He is my oldest friend.
391
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:20,968
Joey's dying, Hugh.
392
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,738
There's no point dragging it out
because you don't like it.
393
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,507
It's not fair,
but that's the way it is.
394
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,809
You have to think of him now.
395
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,481
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
396
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,424
(HUGH SIGHS)
397
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,561
(KNOCKS LIGHTLY)
398
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:54,135
Looks like you found her.
399
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:58,205
Yeah, she talked me through it.
400
00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:02,076
It's serious, but... nothing's
ever certain in medicine.
401
00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:04,512
Surprises happen all the time.
402
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,515
There's always more tests
or new things to try.
403
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,784
Are you sure you spoke
to the same lady?
404
00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,620
No-one can truly say
what's happening inside a body.
405
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:15,489
- There's always hope.
- (SIGHS)
406
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:18,593
I don't know, Hugh.
407
00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:21,295
Last I heard we were
running pretty low on hope.
408
00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:23,064
Hey.
409
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:25,900
I'm not giving up on you.
410
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:28,869
I just wanna
get back to Whyhope.
411
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:32,873
Well, the next flight
is tomorrow.
412
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,475
(SIGHS)
413
00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:37,612
You can stay
at my apartment tonight.
414
00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:41,649
I wasn't grabbing at his
penis, Mike. It was his pocket.
415
00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:44,534
Well, of course
he's gonna say that.
416
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,389
All the more to sue me with.
417
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,324
Yes.
418
00:21:50,326 --> 00:21:53,127
Alright, thank you.
419
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:02,370
So... what's it like
having your brother home?
420
00:22:02,372 --> 00:22:04,338
I can't imagine
Hugh in the country.
421
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,073
You just don't know
that side to him.
422
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,142
What does he do
when he's not working?
423
00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:10,144
He must have some
little farmer's wife
424
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,946
he's trying to fuck.
425
00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,781
There's always
someone he's after.
426
00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:16,283
Let's just hope it's not mine.
427
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:18,953
(BOTH LAUGH)
428
00:22:18,955 --> 00:22:20,554
WOMAN: Mmm.
429
00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:24,425
- Mmm!
- So what do you do?
430
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,994
Um, I own a brewery.
431
00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:30,865
Ohh, there's already
so much about you that I like.
432
00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:35,796
Ever tried to drink
a Sydney girl under the table?
433
00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:38,773
I'll meet you down there.
434
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,844
- (LAUGHS)
- Ahh.
435
00:22:43,078 --> 00:22:45,314
- Coming?
- Mmm.
436
00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:50,418
You're funnier than your bother.
437
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:53,120
No-one's ever said that before.
438
00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:59,760
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
439
00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:10,671
I wonder how the boys are going.
440
00:23:10,673 --> 00:23:13,107
I think it's good
they're away together.
441
00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:16,944
As long as he doesn't bring that
city attitude back with him.
442
00:23:16,946 --> 00:23:18,779
It makes him arrogant.
443
00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:22,650
I fell in love with an arrogant
young man all those years ago.
444
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,852
I wasn't arrogant.
445
00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:26,754
Still are.
446
00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:29,190
You don't know what
you're talking about, woman.
447
00:23:29,192 --> 00:23:31,625
- You never did.
- (CHUCKLES)
448
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,128
- You see?
- Stop that.
449
00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,131
(GIGGLES AND KISSES)
450
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:39,800
Ohh!
451
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,802
('HEART OF GLASS'
BY BLONDIE PLAYS)
452
00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:44,739
- (PHONE TRILLS)
- Hi, Charlie.
453
00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:47,041
Where's Matt? Why isn't
he answering his phone?
454
00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,876
He is unavailable at the moment.
455
00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:52,680
One has no hands whilst
one is receiving a lap dance.
456
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,749
Oh, what are you
trying to do, Hugh?
457
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,651
Mix a mojito without any lime.
What are you trying to do?
458
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,421
- Can you be serious a minute?
- Probably not.
459
00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:02,189
We need to talk
about what happened.
460
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,126
No, move on, Charlie. It's over.
461
00:24:05,128 --> 00:24:07,128
(SCOFFS) You're such a child.
462
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,963
Just put him on. Now.
463
00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:11,031
Bye-bye now.
464
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,367
Prick! Oh, my God!
465
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,136
Prick!
466
00:24:15,138 --> 00:24:16,904
(CROCKERY CLINKS)
467
00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:25,312
(LAUGHS)
468
00:24:28,016 --> 00:24:30,951
(MATT CONTINUES LAUGHING) Mmm...
469
00:24:30,953 --> 00:24:34,555
I think everybody's drunk, but
nobody's as drunk as you are.
470
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,958
(LAUGHS) You think
I'm drunker than you?
471
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,427
By 'drunk', I mean 'pretty'.
472
00:24:40,429 --> 00:24:42,696
(BOTH LAUGH)
473
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,765
Ohh...
474
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,600
Your bra's on backwards.
475
00:24:46,602 --> 00:24:48,869
- What?
- You got boobs on your back.
476
00:24:48,871 --> 00:24:51,872
(CHUCKLES) They're on my front
477
00:24:51,874 --> 00:24:54,475
and if you want to touch them,
just say so.
478
00:24:54,477 --> 00:24:56,510
I'm not allowed.
479
00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:59,613
My wife would leave me
if she found out.
480
00:24:59,615 --> 00:25:02,183
But then again
maybe she's already left me
481
00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:05,319
because I can't get
my swimmers to swim straight.
482
00:25:05,321 --> 00:25:06,787
Huh?
483
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:10,024
I fed... I fed a chook
into a cup today. (LAUGHS)
484
00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:14,795
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) I... I think
someone's talking gibberish.
485
00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:17,965
- MATT: I don't wanna lose her.
- Uh, who?
486
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:20,401
Charlie's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
487
00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:24,071
Hugh, my head, take it.
It's falling off.
488
00:25:24,073 --> 00:25:26,273
- Come on.
- Ohh!
489
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,876
Oh, no, wait. Give me yours.
490
00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:32,780
Hey, one foot in front
of the other. Come on.
491
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,481
(MATT MURMURS)
492
00:25:34,483 --> 00:25:36,317
- You alright, little brother?
- Mmm...
493
00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,419
- I wanna go home.
- I know you do.
494
00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:42,556
Matt, call me back!
495
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:49,430
(SCREAMS)
496
00:25:49,432 --> 00:25:51,932
(DORA BLEATS)
497
00:25:54,502 --> 00:25:57,671
(SNEAKY MUSIC)
498
00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,953
(HUGH SIGHS)
499
00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:17,591
Oof...
500
00:26:19,527 --> 00:26:21,528
So how you doing?
501
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:24,265
Good to get a taste
of the high life before I go.
502
00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:26,567
Oh, don't say that.
503
00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,869
(CHILD SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES)
504
00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,804
I can't believe
they brought their kids.
505
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:33,007
WOMAN: Hugh, Jasper
did a poo in your room.
506
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,009
I'm sorry. I thought
his nappy was on.
507
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,111
Do you have any towels
that aren't white?
508
00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:39,713
- What?
- I'll handle it.
509
00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:45,085
See, they used to be
fun and interesting people.
510
00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:47,588
- You don't like kids?
- No, I do not.
511
00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:49,690
Why would you do that
to yourself?
512
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,759
I always thought
I'd be better as a dad.
513
00:26:51,761 --> 00:26:54,194
Even that sentence makes me
wanna go get a vasectomy.
514
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,197
(CHUCKLES AND HACKS) Oh, oh...
515
00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,100
(JOEY COUGHS HEAVILY)
516
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,404
Ohh! Don't make me laugh.
You'll kill me.
517
00:27:03,406 --> 00:27:06,774
Probably not a bad way to go.
518
00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:09,877
- You're a dad, you know.
- What?
519
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,912
Ajax. He's yours.
520
00:27:11,914 --> 00:27:14,315
Piss off. What are you on?
521
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,785
His mum's Kelly Cross, right?
522
00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,721
Yeah, I think so.
523
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,290
Well, did you ever
sleep with Kelly Cross, Hugh?
524
00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,960
OK, funny 'cause you know I did.
525
00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:28,262
Meryl took Ajax
when Kelly was killed.
526
00:27:28,264 --> 00:27:31,031
Why do you think
she done that, then?
527
00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,501
Mum took lots of foster kids.
She just kept him, I guess.
528
00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:36,337
I don't know. I was
interning in America.
529
00:27:36,339 --> 00:27:38,205
What is this shit?
You shit-stirring me?
530
00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,708
No, I'm not.
531
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,913
(CHUCKLES)
532
00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:50,017
Ajax is my son?
533
00:27:50,019 --> 00:27:52,786
You worked this out by yourself,
did you, Sherlock Holmes?
534
00:27:52,788 --> 00:27:56,657
Nope. I got drunk with Kelly
one night and she told me.
535
00:27:56,659 --> 00:27:59,460
I guess she wanted me
to tell you,
536
00:27:59,462 --> 00:28:02,062
so I just did.
537
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,806
Kelly.
538
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,908
See you soon.
539
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:21,548
The look on your face -
I'm glad I lived to see that.
540
00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:25,486
- You're for real?
- Dead men don't lie. No point.
541
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,289
Where can I sleep?
542
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,462
(BIRDS CHIRP AND WARBLE)
543
00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:42,903
(DORA BLEATS)
544
00:28:44,372 --> 00:28:48,208
Mum? Get... get out of here,
you stupid goat!
545
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,245
Get out! Bad, Dora. Bad, Dora.
546
00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:54,415
Mum?! Go, go! Get out!
547
00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,116
Out! Look what you've done.
548
00:28:56,118 --> 00:29:00,154
Get out! Out! Mum?!
549
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,089
(MERYL GASPS)
550
00:29:02,091 --> 00:29:04,158
Oh, no!
551
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,494
Oh-ho! Oh, everything's ruined.
552
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,798
Oh, my stall!
553
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,434
Here's one.
554
00:29:16,871 --> 00:29:18,472
You have it.
555
00:29:18,474 --> 00:29:21,175
I don't like passionfruit.
556
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:24,344
(SNORING)
557
00:29:33,088 --> 00:29:35,322
(SIGHS)
558
00:29:53,842 --> 00:29:55,676
Ohh...
559
00:29:56,678 --> 00:29:59,880
Ohh...
560
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,782
(MATT GROANS)
561
00:30:02,784 --> 00:30:05,185
(GAGS)
562
00:30:05,187 --> 00:30:08,355
(GAGS AND COUGHS)
563
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,530
Nothing happened.
564
00:30:16,532 --> 00:30:20,567
Don't try and play the good
brother now. It doesn't suit ya.
565
00:30:24,205 --> 00:30:26,373
(SIGHS)
566
00:30:35,383 --> 00:30:38,552
(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
567
00:30:46,394 --> 00:30:50,664
- We've sold 25 plates already.
- Oh, it's a fabulous turnout.
568
00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:51,965
And don't forget
the voting cards.
569
00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:53,600
Remember, it's all
about the voting.
570
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,669
Oh, voting cards,
you wanna fill this one out
571
00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:57,604
and put it in here for me?
572
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:09,416
Ajax, your brothers are back.
573
00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:17,507
- How was the city?
- I need to find Charlie.
574
00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:26,822
HUGH: Think Matt knows
about Ajax?
575
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:33,473
Dunno. Anything's possible
in a family.
576
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:45,052
(EXHALES SHAKILY)
577
00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:48,755
Hey, Mike, any progress on
the Henry Goodearl debacle?
578
00:31:48,757 --> 00:31:51,091
MIKE: Oh, it's gone beyond
reconciliation, Hugh.
579
00:31:51,093 --> 00:31:52,593
He wants to go public.
580
00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:54,628
HUGH: As in what? Journalists?
581
00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:57,598
MIKE: Well, the last thing he
said was he hates you so much
582
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,266
he believes
the right thing to do now
583
00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:01,802
is to let the people know
what a monster you are.
584
00:32:01,804 --> 00:32:04,471
(CHUCKLES) I'm reading thatas a television deal,
585
00:32:04,473 --> 00:32:06,173
but I could be wrong.
586
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,808
Gotta go.
587
00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:16,049
- How'd you go?
- Well.
588
00:32:16,051 --> 00:32:19,386
No impending lawsuit?
No disgraced doctor headlines?
589
00:32:19,388 --> 00:32:20,854
Ended in a handshake.
590
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,958
Well, that's a bit of
an anticlimax, isn't it?
591
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,526
However, I'm pleased.
592
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:30,664
- Ah, doctor, someone's waiting.
- Who?
593
00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:34,568
Earth sign, burly man hands,
related.
594
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:38,238
Is this a haiku?
595
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,040
JIM: Yeah, are you kidding?
596
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:43,210
Did you see he got knocked out
by Harley Holmes?
597
00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:45,012
Yeah, I did. Cried for a week.
598
00:32:45,014 --> 00:32:47,514
- How did you get him here?
- He came in himself.
599
00:32:47,516 --> 00:32:49,383
Doctor's orders.
600
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,285
- Mine?
- Apparently.
601
00:32:51,287 --> 00:32:53,020
Huh.
602
00:32:53,022 --> 00:32:55,956
You didn't tell him what I was
doing in Sydney, did you?
603
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:56,790
No.
604
00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:58,225
The thought of going backwards
605
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,060
in my father's
next-to-nothing affections
606
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,261
keeps me awake at night.
607
00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:03,664
Better than cocaine, I suppose.
608
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,432
Uh...
609
00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:12,939
- Dad. Sorry to keep you.
- Right.
610
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,143
Let's get this over with.
611
00:33:16,145 --> 00:33:18,245
Did you get a lap dance,
yes or no?
612
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,448
Define 'lap'
and then define 'dance'.
613
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,016
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
614
00:33:23,018 --> 00:33:25,552
I haven't been that drunk
since I was a teenager.
615
00:33:25,554 --> 00:33:27,354
I've vomited
small parts of myself
616
00:33:27,356 --> 00:33:29,489
into every toilet bowl
from Sydney to here.
617
00:33:29,491 --> 00:33:33,560
I've flushed my soul down the
toilet, Charlie. I flushed it.
618
00:33:33,562 --> 00:33:35,395
If you wanted a lap dance, Matt,
619
00:33:35,397 --> 00:33:37,531
then all you needed
to do was ask.
620
00:33:37,533 --> 00:33:41,368
- Really?
- Yes! Really!
621
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,103
Last night made me so jealous,
622
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:47,708
all I wanted to do was rip you
home and screw your brains out.
623
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:53,613
Let's do it right here, and I'll
forgive you for the lap dance.
624
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:59,653
I can't! I can't!
I slept with a woman in Sydney.
625
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,001
Who was she?
626
00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:17,237
I think her name was Becky.
627
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,540
- Did you kiss her?
- I can't remember any of it.
628
00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:22,242
Then, how do you
know you did it?
629
00:34:22,244 --> 00:34:26,012
Because I woke up, she was next
to me in my bed. She was naked.
630
00:34:26,014 --> 00:34:29,649
Before that, all I can remember
is tequila, lots of it.
631
00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:33,787
Tequila makes you do BAD things.
632
00:34:33,789 --> 00:34:36,056
I don't... I don't think
you slept with anyone.
633
00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:37,057
I did.
634
00:34:37,059 --> 00:34:39,626
- You're too good.
- I'm not! I'm bad!
635
00:34:39,628 --> 00:34:41,428
- But you don't remember!
- No!
636
00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:44,030
Where was Hugh when all this
was supposed to be happening?
637
00:34:44,032 --> 00:34:46,099
Hugh didn't have
anything to do with this.
638
00:34:46,101 --> 00:34:48,502
- Ohh.
- Charlie, wait!
639
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:51,446
- Where are you going?
- See you at home.
640
00:34:51,773 --> 00:34:55,108
- (GROANS)
- Enjoy. Thanks for your custom.
641
00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:58,678
And don't forget to vote for us
for Whyhope Fete's best stall.
642
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,415
Oh, we filled it out
for you, Dot.
643
00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:05,685
All you have to do is just put
it in the ballot box over there.
644
00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:09,189
There.
645
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,825
There, there, there.
646
00:35:14,295 --> 00:35:17,197
- What about Beryl Jenkins?
- Oh, no, you can't have her.
647
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:19,633
- She's dead.
- Oh.
648
00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:28,208
If you had a truck that needed
an oil change every two weeks,
649
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,910
you'd sell it for parts.
650
00:35:29,912 --> 00:35:34,181
- I think you should tell Mum.
- We agreed.
651
00:35:34,183 --> 00:35:36,783
- We wouldn't tell her anything.
- Did we, though?
652
00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:39,844
I don't want her to know,
and that's final.
653
00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:43,223
Family has its secrets, huh?
654
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,992
Sometimes it's for the best.
655
00:35:45,994 --> 00:35:50,363
And when would that be,
those times? You got examples?
656
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,699
Right now.
657
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,672
Dr Knight, there's
an angry woman at reception.
658
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:01,608
Just a sec, Dad.
659
00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:04,878
(WHISPERS) Charlie.
660
00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:13,086
- Charlie.
- You're so pathetic.
661
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,689
You couldn't wait to get back
here and destroy us, could you?
662
00:36:15,691 --> 00:36:18,225
But I'm on to you, Hugh.
I KNOW what you're up to.
663
00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:20,894
So stop going out of your way
to mess up my life.
664
00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:23,296
If this is about Matt,
I told him nothing happened.
665
00:36:23,298 --> 00:36:24,931
Yeah, I know nothing happened,
666
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,701
because he wouldn't do that
to me but you would!
667
00:36:27,703 --> 00:36:29,870
I'm sorry about the other night.
668
00:36:29,872 --> 00:36:31,972
Promise me we won't tell him.
669
00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:35,108
Make a pact with me
we just won't tell him.
670
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,478
- About the kiss?
- Don't call it "the kiss"!
671
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,580
I don't want you
calling it anything.
672
00:36:40,582 --> 00:36:43,350
I'm just asking you
not to bring it up again, OK?
673
00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:46,953
It's done. It's over.
There's nothing between us.
674
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,990
Just show some loyalty
to your brother.
675
00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:52,826
OK.
676
00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:54,394
OK.
677
00:37:08,943 --> 00:37:13,580
- Four years in a row!
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
678
00:37:13,582 --> 00:37:16,216
Normally I would thank
my family for supporting me,
679
00:37:16,218 --> 00:37:17,951
but they didn't.
680
00:37:17,953 --> 00:37:21,855
But my youngest son, Ajax, is
here, so thank you, my darling.
681
00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:25,058
And when you see your brothers,
you can tell them
682
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,727
that my last will and testament
will reflect
683
00:37:27,729 --> 00:37:31,665
those who were in attendance
today and those who weren't.
684
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,634
- Thanks, Whyhope!
- (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
685
00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:44,511
You didn't sleep
with a woman in Sydney.
686
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,396
- You... you went to see Hugh?
- Mm-hm.
687
00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:51,251
My dick kept telling me,
"You didn't,"
688
00:37:51,253 --> 00:37:54,721
but my head kept saying,
"You don't know that for sure."
689
00:37:54,723 --> 00:37:57,657
Well, you didn't do it.
690
00:37:57,659 --> 00:38:00,894
And I'm sorry - I know I've been
a crazy person lately,
691
00:38:00,896 --> 00:38:02,896
but your brother
makes me that way.
692
00:38:02,898 --> 00:38:04,631
I'm such an idiot.
693
00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:07,801
We're both idiots.
694
00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:12,606
(DORA BLEATS)
695
00:38:12,608 --> 00:38:18,311
- Did you do that?
- Your mother infuriates me too.
696
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:23,350
Seems to run in the family.
697
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,260
- Sex 'cause we want to?
- Mmm.
698
00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:36,529
Sex 'cause we want to.
699
00:38:41,435 --> 00:38:43,470
You can't do anything?
700
00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:46,606
Mike, surely there's a...
701
00:38:47,508 --> 00:38:50,043
No, no. No, I understand.
702
00:38:50,045 --> 00:38:51,911
Yeah, I know you did.
703
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,615
Well, I guess you'll let me know
704
00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:58,985
and I'll see you
at the tribunal.
705
00:38:58,987 --> 00:39:01,588
Alright. Thanks, mate.
706
00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,991
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
707
00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:13,433
- It isn't over, is it?
- Oh, it's worse.
708
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:16,903
It's so much worse.
709
00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:20,674
It was a very, very bad idea
to go to Sydney.
710
00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:24,778
Henry Goodearl won't settle.
711
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,647
There's gonna be a tribunal.
He wants to go public.
712
00:39:27,649 --> 00:39:30,885
My lawyer thinks he's even
struck up a TV deal.
713
00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:34,921
I said sorry that many times,
714
00:39:34,923 --> 00:39:38,100
but he's very clear
that 'sorry' won't cut it.
715
00:39:40,428 --> 00:39:43,730
- What's he after?
- My head.
716
00:39:43,732 --> 00:39:46,850
Then maybe that's what
you should give him.
717
00:39:51,772 --> 00:39:54,307
(HUGH SIGHS)
718
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,144
Off to Sydney. Back tomorrow.
719
00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,746
Yeah.
720
00:40:01,549 --> 00:40:05,552
- What's up with you?
- Nothing.
721
00:40:05,554 --> 00:40:08,955
Did I... do something?
722
00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:14,360
- Took Matt to the city.
- So?
723
00:40:14,362 --> 00:40:18,765
Didn't ask me.
You never asked me.
724
00:40:20,101 --> 00:40:21,501
I didn't even think...
725
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,562
You don't see me
as your brother, do you?
726
00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:29,743
Do you wanna come to Sydney?
727
00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:48,094
As long as I don't
give too much thought
728
00:40:48,096 --> 00:40:51,685
to the amount of space between
us and the ground, I'm fine.
729
00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:56,546
You know I was afraid of
blowflies when I was little?
730
00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:02,776
And look at me now, hardly
give them a second thought.
731
00:41:03,944 --> 00:41:08,047
- I did not know that.
- Mmm, now you do.
732
00:41:17,992 --> 00:41:20,360
What, he lives here?
733
00:41:21,362 --> 00:41:23,463
(SIGHS) Yeah, flat 18C.
734
00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:26,966
Oh, poor bastard. It's like
chook batteries but for people.
735
00:41:26,968 --> 00:41:29,669
True. Stay with the cab.
736
00:41:32,873 --> 00:41:35,991
I haven't come to Sydney
to stay in the cab.
737
00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:41,381
(HALF-LAUGHS)
738
00:41:41,383 --> 00:41:43,583
I'm assuming you brought cash.
739
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,953
Henry, I wanted to apologise.
740
00:41:46,955 --> 00:41:50,924
I bet you do now,
but you didn't then.
741
00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:55,662
When I rang your office
and you didn't call back,
742
00:41:55,664 --> 00:41:59,999
when I finally got hold of you
to ask you to on the phone,
743
00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:05,038
and you said, "Piss off, mate.
You're lucky to be alive."
744
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,439
Figure of speech.
745
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,208
"Piss off" or
"You're lucky to be alive"?
746
00:42:08,210 --> 00:42:09,876
- Ajax.
- Why's he here?
747
00:42:09,878 --> 00:42:12,245
- He's not important.
- Thanks.
748
00:42:12,247 --> 00:42:14,447
He never does anything with me.
749
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:16,316
Oh, yeah, too big
for the little people.
750
00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,251
- Exactly. Big shot.
- Yeah. Yeah.
751
00:42:18,253 --> 00:42:20,119
Well, that's gonna cost you.
752
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:25,425
Please don't smoke, please don't
smoke. PLEASE, don't smoke.
753
00:42:25,427 --> 00:42:28,761
Henry, I can be
an arrogant prick sometimes,
754
00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,497
and what I said was wrong
and disrespectful.
755
00:42:31,499 --> 00:42:33,166
- What was it?
- There's audio.
756
00:42:33,168 --> 00:42:34,734
- Can I hear it?
- No. Shut up!
757
00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:37,203
- Don't talk to him like that!
- Thanks, mate.
758
00:42:37,205 --> 00:42:38,738
Hey, do you have to live here?
759
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:40,974
You should move to the country.
This is shit.
760
00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:45,044
Mum has osteo.
I have to take care of her.
761
00:42:45,046 --> 00:42:47,580
Right. That must be tough.
762
00:42:47,582 --> 00:42:51,484
So I have few pleasures,
and this is one of them.
763
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:55,021
Henry... I want you to live.
764
00:42:55,023 --> 00:42:57,891
I worked nine hours on you.
Twice.
765
00:42:57,893 --> 00:43:02,896
I'm begging you - please let me
continue to help people.
766
00:43:02,898 --> 00:43:04,597
Drop the complaint
with the board,
767
00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:07,400
otherwise I can't help anyone,
I can't save anyone.
768
00:43:07,402 --> 00:43:10,837
Then I'm just an arrogant prick
that has nothing else to offer.
769
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,873
(LAUGHS) That's funny.
Should we open a window?
770
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:16,817
Hugh, you didn't
actually say 'sorry'.
771
00:43:20,714 --> 00:43:23,650
Henry, I'm sorry. Very sorry.
772
00:43:23,652 --> 00:43:27,754
You trusted me
and I betrayed your trust.
773
00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:31,391
You gave me the privilege of
having my hands on your heart
774
00:43:31,393 --> 00:43:33,760
and I abused it.
775
00:43:39,466 --> 00:43:41,996
- And the money?
- (COUGHS)
776
00:43:44,238 --> 00:43:46,406
Let's make a deal.
777
00:43:49,777 --> 00:43:51,344
Ohh!
778
00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:54,414
AJAX: You live here?!
779
00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:04,257
What do you say, Henry? 40 cash
and you move into this place?
780
00:44:04,259 --> 00:44:06,993
And you do the cliff walk
every day
781
00:44:06,995 --> 00:44:08,962
and FaceTime me while you do it.
782
00:44:08,964 --> 00:44:10,630
Deal?
783
00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:13,199
(TEARILY) Mum would
love it here.
784
00:44:13,201 --> 00:44:15,068
And the fags?
785
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:17,637
No, they're off the table.
786
00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:19,739
Alright, well, then
you smoke on the balcony.
787
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:22,342
But no medical board complaint.
788
00:44:24,011 --> 00:44:27,146
(LAUGHS) OK, deal.
789
00:44:27,148 --> 00:44:29,482
(LAUGHS)
790
00:44:30,684 --> 00:44:33,567
Oh, I've gotta ring my mum.
(LAUGHS)
791
00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,392
Shit!
792
00:44:41,161 --> 00:44:44,430
Man, I would have visited
if I knew you had this place.
793
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,967
- I should have invited you.
- No, you don't want me around.
794
00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:51,264
Sorry I was a whinger about Matt
and bringing him.
795
00:44:52,306 --> 00:44:54,607
No, you were right, you're my...
796
00:44:57,978 --> 00:44:59,645
Brother.
797
00:44:59,647 --> 00:45:01,581
You can say it, mate.
798
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:11,224
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- (HENRY CHUCKLES)
799
00:45:11,226 --> 00:45:14,394
(PLANE ENGINE RUMBLES)
800
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,640
(SIGHS)
801
00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:32,240
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