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I didn't invite you here
for a story, either.

- Really?
- Really. I wanted to see you.

That Ted Rothman, he likes you.

- Good to see you, Lucy.
- Oh, it's good to see you, Ted.

I gotta go.

Wait. Are you sure?
Come on.

We can't do this, Holt.

Don, your brother's been
in a car accident.

- How bad is it?
- Hey, Jason.

It must be bad if you're here.

Congratulations, guys.
You did great.

Drink up, go home
and have some terrific sex.

Oh, what, you two haven't
done it yet? Sorry.

Sharlee Cates would be
would be a great get now.

Get it, Don! Get it, Don.

What are you doing?
Friggin' move!

I want you to meet someone.

This is Don Konkey.

Hi, Sharlee.

Don's gonna be
your personal photographer.

He'll need unfettered access.

Oh. That means lots.

Are you kidding me?

Paul Slatkin gets
a 20-million-dollar deal.

Do you remember that party he had
on his boat in the marina?

- Jews are not sailors.
- No.

Even I know that,
and I'm only half a Jew.

Poor guy. Didn't even see
the mast coming.

Oh, yeah. He was too busy staring
at Jessica Biel's porthole.

Go ahead. Get it.

- I don't need to get it.
- Yeah, right.

What?

I know you wanna get it.

- I'm fine.
- Just embrace it. It's okay.

Come on.
Let's see who it is.

I don't care.

Really? It's Don.

Hey. What's up?

Oh, hi, Lucy.

Uh, Roy Toy's moving out
on Sharlee.

There's a bunch of guys here
loading up a truck.

Did she tell you that?
Are you alone there?

No. I think Roy Toy
might've leaked it to...

a few other guys.

Look, I gotta go.

- Over here on the right!
- Bananas.

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She's never this late.

- Do you think she got laid?
- Yes, I did.

Anybody else?
Show of hands?

I did.

Alan, you're lying.

Hey, Thai massages should count.

- Anything new on the Roy Toy/Sharlee split?
- Roy Toy and Sharlee split?

I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that,
because you make terrific brownies.

Somebody find out why he would
leak something so personal.

- I'll take it.
- No, I got it.

When he did that shitty rap album,
I did a piece on him.

Roy Toy's no boy toy.

Does Dr. Seuss know
you're plagiarizing him?

Look, Roy thinks that I love him,
which means that he loves me.

I've already left him a message
on his cell phone.

- He'll call back.
- Good luck with that.

Believe me, he'll call me back.

If he doesn't, Farber's on it.
In other news, we have

Genevieve Fair and Zach Baer.

Fantastic picture,

but, uh, tragic,
because it's not our cover.

Who took this?
A seagull? Camille?

I know how to do my job.

- Well, you're a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
- Yeah, well, I do what I can.

Those two together?
No. No way.

- I mean, that's gotta be Photoshopped.
- It isn't.

I checked.
Look, the pixels match.

Either way, it's fantastic.

They just got done doing
that movie Shock together.

This is PR.
It's gotta be PR.

No, the guy's a clown.
Don't you remember?

We couldn't run any
of those photos of him.

Yeah.
The one with no pants,

and when he used
an apple as a bong.

God, it hurt not to use those.

Genevieve is gorgeous.

She's got a serious career.
She makes boatloads of cash.

She could have anybody she wants.

Why would she be with that tool?

Excuse me. Just a point
of clarification.

- Yes, Professor.
- Does everybody here believe

that these two couldn't be
together solely based

- on their physical appearance?
- Yes.

That is completely superficial.

Well, then, you're on the story.
Prove all of us

superficial people wrong.

All right. What else?

A valet at the Mondrian
told me that Holt McLaren

left there last night
at 3:30 a.m. with Danica Ramos.

And he's shooting a movie.

You know, only a guy could do that
and still look good for a 6:00 a.m. call.

Well, let's see if it's serious
with Senorita Ramos,

or is he just enjoying
a soft taco?

You make lousy cappuccino.

Uh, excuse me.

I worked at Starbucks
all through college.

Oh. I didn't realize that cosmetology
school was now considered college.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Somebody a little bent out of shape

because he didn't get to do
to boy toy story?

Absolutely not.

I am perfectly happy with the complex
human mystery that is Zach and Genevieve,

and I look forward
to proving you wrong.

You know what? My opinion
is hardly superficial.

Nine times out of 10, good-looking
people screw good-looking people.

But I can't wait
to be proven right.

Check the crew list of Shock.

Women talk to makeup,
men talk to hair,

and everybody talks to craft service.

Uh, thank you very much,
but I have a better lead.

I'm sorry. Is that idea
too superficial for you?

I found Zach's ex-girlfriend.
Goes a little deeper.

Wow. You know what?
I'm shocked

that you would want to talk
to anybody's ex-girlfriend,

but that explains your pissy mood.

In the last week, I have crashed
on two crappy foldout couches

and shared one with a 15-year-old
Pomeranian named Larry,

who wants to mate with my ankle.

You know what?
Call Lili Steiner.

She's a realtor and a source,

but she hasn't gotten me
anything in a while, so...

she owes me.

- That's very nice of you.
- Now you owe me, too.

McPherson.

Hi, Roy.

Yes.

Yes, I would like to see you.

The photographer's name
is Graham Duncan.

These are amazing.
And he' royalty.

His mother is, like,
the duchess of something.

Doesn't that make him a lord?

All I know is that he used to
work for the London Times.

- Hey, lover.
- Hey, Camille.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Lucy.

Who took these?

Um, his name is Graham Duncan.
He's a Brit.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard of him.

You gonna use them?

I don't know.
We'll see.

So what do you know
about the Roy Toy split?

She didn't know nothin'.

What do you mean?

You didn't notice anything off
between the two of them?

If she doesn't know,
h-h-how can I know?

Because you are brilliant
and instinctive.

Not so much anymore.

Come on. Don't give me that
bullshit about the drugs again.

Don, I put you there so you could
find out what's really going on.

I'm not a reporter,
Lucy, you know?

Don, you record other people's
conversations all the time.

All I'm asking you to do is record
your own conversation with Sharlee.

- It doesn't feel right.
- Well, make it feel right!

That's not very nice.

- Hey, Lucy, Ted Roth...
- Not now.

So... How come you're not
talking to him?

Please don't
change the subject.

Everyone and their mother
wants to get to Sharlee.

You already have her.
She likes you, Don.

So just get her to talk.

This is... It's...
It's just so good.

Don't take away my fun.

Okay.

Look, I didn't wanna leave,
but I had to.

I love Sharlee,
but she's crazy, dude.

I can't leave Romy with her.

Yeah, well, she is kind
of young to be a mother.

It's no excuse. She takes her
to clubs at 3:00 a.m.

What kind of a mother
does shit like that?

I don't know.
The kind of mother she had.

But when you grow up with that,
you either repeat

that crap or you prove to yourself
you can do better.

I really thought she could.

She wanted so much
to have a kid.

Oh! I'm so sorry.

What am I
supposed to do now?

Well, are you gonna try
for full custody?

I have to.

She smokes
way too much weed.

She thinks she's here to infuse
the world with her magic.

- Well, she kind of has.
- Kind of.

She's too out there now.

It's brutal, man,

seeing somebody you love over the
edge and not being able to help them.

You know, people are gonna think
that this is about money.

Are you kidding?
Look at the prenup.

I'd make a hell
of a lot more money if I stayed with her.

But it isn't about me.
It's about Romy.

Oh, God!
Which reminds me.

I have to pick up my other kids
from their mother's.

- Here's the latest cut from my new CD.
- Thanks.

Enjoy.

"Whassup, Toy."

Nice.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not.
You know that, right?

I know crazy,
and you're not it.

Hey! Get your ass
off that wall!

You know you're just giving them
what they want when you do that.

I don't care. They're just

pissed that you're in here,
and they're not.

Yeah.

Why is Roy
talking shit about me?

He was the one who talked me
into taking Romy into that club.

He did that, not me.

I admit it.
I smoke pot.

He grows it.

Do you want some?

No, thank you.
It makes me stupid.

He's having an affair.

I know he is.

He comes home in the middle
of the day smelling like soap.

He's taking
a shower somewhere.

And that's what he used to do before
he would go home to Debbie Ann.

What did I do to make him
hate me so much?

He's left two marriages.
You know, it's a pattern.

It's not you.

Donkey, will you help me?

You're my friend.

Will you find out
who he left me for?

You wanna know how I found out
he was leaving?

I'm coming out of
the pet store, and...

a bunch of papparassholes
blocked me, shouting,

"Sharlee, Sharlee, Sharlee,

how does it feel
to be a single mom?"

I don't want
to find out that way.

Yeah, I...
Okay, I...

I will. I'll help you.

Just promise that you'll tell me
before it gets printed.

I will.

Promise.

Promise.

- Hello, Jason.
- Hey, Don. You working?

Yeah, I'm outside Roy
Toy Manning's ex-wife's house,

- waiting for him to pop out.
- Like a cuckoo clock?

Yeah, kind of.
How you feelin'?

Well, they're releasing me.

I got the scaffolding off my face,
but it still hurts like hell.

I just drank a hamburger.

- April taking you home?
- No, she's in Philadelphia.

Her dad fell off a ladder.
Now he's in the hospital.

A stellar week for her.

Well, come down here
and stay with me.

I got room.
I'll take care of you.

Oh, yeah?

Just take care
of yourself, okay?

Are you still
getting your shots?

Yeah.

- Oh, his neck's too thick.
- What?

- Just get on a plane, okay?
- I love you, Don.

Yeah, I love you, too.
You, too.

* So fresh Come through lookin'
like the dawn *

* Fresh *
* Playboy.com *

* Fresh * Gonna fit it
to the cuff of these jeans *

* Ain't nobody
really touching his team *

* 'Cause he's so fresh *

* Look at all the girls lookin' at me *
* Fresh *

Willa, it's Roy Toy.

Yeah, I know. I don't trust
myself for believing him.

I'm checking out
his divorce lawyer.

He's using the same one
from his first divorce, so...

Well, let me know.

Uh, hey, Lucy,
you're on with Naomi.

Just got a call
from the manager of Swingers.

Holt just got there, and he's in a booth
making out with that model,

- Ingrid Laska.
- She's, like, three and a half

- feet taller than him.
- Oh, she's definitely worth the climb.

Got it, Naomi. Kenny?

Uh, yeah.
Ted Rothman called again.

All right. Not now.
Get me Don.

All right. Okay.

- Don, Lucy. Lucy, Don.
- Hi, Lucy.

- Hey, where are you?
- At the park.

He's here with his kids. There's
no sign of any girlfriend yet.

Okay, I want you to leave Roy
and go to Swingers coffee shop.

Get on Holt McLaren
and Ingrid Laska.

He'll be the one
in the booster seat.

I thought you wanted me
on Sharlee.

Well, I did, and now I want you
on Holt McLaren.

Don't do it, Lucy.

It's too soon... after Julia.

Don, this is a legitimate follow-up
to last week's story.

Excuse me. Do you have
a child here at the park?

Oh, I gotta go.

- Do it.
- Yeah.

- Which one?
- I'm... I'm going. I'm going.

You better be!
And don't come back, cabr�n!

Oh, God!

Do you love
torturing people?

Sometimes, sweetie.

- Looks like it's been a while.
- Oh, God.

You've never wanted
the John Waters before.

I heard you were having dinner
the other night at Matsuhisa

with Ted Rothman.

- That's why I pay you the big bucks.
- That's a ghost from the past.

Well, the timing was right.

Well, I guess he's had it with all
the 20-year-old starlets.

Lift your leg.

- A deep breath. Here we go.
- Oh, God!

You're good.

What do you got for me?

Well, I did Zach Baer's
sister yesterday.

The artist.

Anyway, she told me
that Zach and Genevieve

were actually doing it
during their love scenes.

- That's good.
- Really?

How good?

Personal space.
Sorry. Twenty-five hundred,

and if it checks out, and we're
the only ones, another 7,500.

Plus 150 for the John Waters.

- All right. No problem.
- Careful, sweetie.

You've only got the John,
not the Waters.

Yeah, my friend says you're
selling a '72 Firebird Trans Am.

Yeah, sweet.

So, how's 5:30?

Okay, perfect.

Yeah. I'll see you then.

Yes! Cameraman from Shock.

Halfway home.

You know, it's too bad that you
didn't check the crew list

in the first place.
You'd be home by now.

You're really starting
to sound like my ex-girlfriend.

And I'm starting to understand
why she's an ex.

By the way, why are you the one moving
out when she's the one who dumped you?

- Why is that of interest to you?
- How did you guys meet?

Uh, she approached me in line
at Trader Joe's.

Have you ever made a first move?

Ever?

Okay, then.

So Sharlee has been paying
Debbie Ann $15,000 a month

to take care of his kids
from his first marriage.

- She feels guilty about breaking them up.
- That's a whole lot of guilt.

Let's find out how Debbie Ann
feels about this breakup.

Hey, Lucy. There's a gentleman
in your office.

Kenny, stop letting people
in my office!

Somebody revive Kenny.

I'll get back to you.

Uh, you don't have to
look any further,

because I will deliver I will
deliver, darling, that's why.

You know me. All right.
No, I'll see you on Wednesday.

Thank you. Bye.
I'm so sorry.

Sorry. Graham Duncan.
Pleasure to meet you.

Lucy Spiller.
Wish I could say the same.

Yeah. I tend to make myself
at home wherever I am. Sorry.

Obviously.
It's a good policy.

Except for in my office.
How'd you get in the building?

Oh, I talked my way in.
Don't be alarmed.

Your security is excellent.

I heard you're a big fan of my work.

Well, despite
your entitlement issue,

I think your Icon cover with Zach
and Genevieve is extraordinary.

I got that shot
while parasailing.

- That wasn't just luck?
- God, no. Luck is for amateurs.

Yeah, I followed them around
for 11 days.

I'm quite obsessed with getting
the ultimate shot, you know.

Clearly.

About Don Konkey.
He's pretty good.

- Does he work primarily with you?
- We have an agreement.

Oh, sweet.

No, no. I admire
that kind of loyalty,

but, personally,
I prefer an open relationship.

I find it much more pleasurable.

Whatever satisfies you.

Okay, well, uh,

I think you and I are gonna
work together very, very well.

Uh, Debbie Ann.

Um, I'm... Sorry. I'm Willa
McPherson with Dirt Now.

Oh, Christ on a crutch. Could I just
talk to you just for one second?

If you help me unload the car.

I have a million and one
things to do today.

- I totally understand.
- If you understood,

Uh, look, you probably know Roy
better than anybody.

We had to come to you.

Why do you think he would do
something like this to Sharlee?

Give me a break.
He didn't do anything to her.

He's a very good father, and he's
always taken very good care of his kids.

You're not helping.

Wasn't it Sharlee that made sure
you were taken care of?

Yeah. So?

She felt bad because
she busted up our family.

She should feel bad.
She seduced my husband.

You can put sequins on trash,
but the trash still stinks.

So, you don't think that Roy

had any part in
their breakup at all?

No, I don't.

It's just that these things usually
aren't that one-sided, you know?

Well, this one is, Wendy.

Look, I don't know what happened between
the two of them, and, frankly, I don't care.

Sharlee is getting
exactly what she deserves.

- What goes around comes around.
- Uh, can I just ask one more...

No. Leave me alone.
Watch the hatch.

She blames Sharlee?

Roy leaves Debbie Ann, then
leaves Sharlee, and he's the victim?

Oh, such bullshit!

It's always the other woman,
never the wandering prick.

He's just better
at working the media.

Well, he's working way too hard to try to
convince everyone he's not having an affair.

- So find out who he's having one with.
- Well, ladies, gentlemen,

I just had a private screening this
afternoon with a beautiful love scene

where Zach Baer and Genevieve Fair
were engaged in flagrante delicto.

A foreign film?

Screwing.

Kauffman, it's hearsay
unless you have a copy.

- From the guy who shot it.
- Seriously?

Good work.

- Help yourself to one of Naomi's brownies.
- Thanks.

All right. Call their publicists and see
if they wanna make a statement

before this little tidbit
goes to press.

It was unbelievable.

The director calls "cut," and they
don't stop for quite some time, right?

- Nobody's that good an actor.
- You're welcome.

Oh. You know what?
I gotta go meet Lili Steiner.

- She's gonna show me that guesthouse.
- You're welcome again.

Is that you, Donnie?

You've been on me all day, huh?

- Thanks for noticing.
- Give me a second, okay?

You're really dedicated,
huh?

Pretty much.

What, slow week?

There's gotta be better stories
than me around, huh?

Whatever you do is enough.

For who?

Fans.

I'm just trying to live my life, man.

I'm just trying
to take pictures of it.

Okay. Fair enough.

If she wants to keep tabs on me,
she should do it herself.

Okay. You should
tell her yourself.

Good to see you.

Can I get a picture
of you and your friend?

- She's a little camera shy.
- She is?

Yeah.

Thanks, anyway.

I'm done.

You're not done.

I know what you're doing.
It's your business. It's not mine.

I'm not taking
his picture anymore.

Hi, Graham.
This is Lucy Spiller.

I need you to get on Holt McLaren.
Send me everything you get.

Thank you.

Well, Lili Steiner
came through in a big way.

- She got you a place?
- She was driving me up Stone Canyon

to show me this guesthouse, when she
points at this hideous faux ch�teau,

and she tells me that
Roy Toy's ex, Debbie Ann,

is seriously considering it
for 4.2 million dollars.

She must be window-shopping.
She doesn't have that kind of money.

No, she had a letter prequalifying
her from the bank.

Look, Roy Toy hasn't seen
any other woman but his ex.

She's looking at houses she can't afford.
She's blasting Sharlee and defending him.

He's having an affair with Debbie Ann.

Why would he have an affair
with the same woman

- he left for Sharlee in the first place?
- Why do men do any of the things they do?

Do you think it's inconceivable

that he might actually
be in love with her?

Farber, you're living
in a Reese Witherspoon movie.

You know what?
I prefer a Jane Austen novel.

Kids, prove he's having an affair.
That is a great cover.

And take Don with you.
He's available.

I can't believe
Lili Steiner.

It's so unfair.

See, I don't think
I can get it,

'cause he's
a total phone freak,

and he never puts it down.

Only need it for
a couple of minutes.

Now, do you want chocolate
or strawberry milk?

Strawberry.

Okay.

Anything digital can be tracked.

Willa, a-at work,

said you can hack into the card and
then pull it up on the computer.

The government does it all the time,
and they know all kind of stuff.

You know, I thought
they knew stuff until 9/11.

They don't know shit
about what's going on.

Boy, I know.
I was being watched.

You were?

No.

I don't know.

I'm schizophrenic. I'm taking
shots and... and getting better.

Yeah.

You know,

I know what it's like
to be watched all the time.

It's pretty scary.

Whether it's real or not.

Yeah.

Do you think that Roy is gonna
find out what you're doing?

I don't have to do it.

I wanna know.

Okay.

Have them send an arrangement
to my mother tomorrow.

It's her birthday. Make sure there's
lots of lilies.

She's allergic.

Hi. I'm Genevieve.

I know who you are. Hi.

Lucy Spiller. I just am shocked
to see you here.

We don't get visitors of your kind,
just the occasional process server.

Yeah. We just wanted to set
the record straight about us.

- What about you?
- We had sex during our shoot.

We couldn't help it. We're out
of our minds for each other.

Right?

Um, how would you... Okay.

How would you like to do
an interview right now?

- All you had to do is ask.
- Great. My office is right in there.

- Let's go.
- Is that a plastic shirt?

Yeah. And neoprene.

Here. Here it is.
Please hurry.

He's just reading Romy
Pat the Bunny.

It's so weird.
He's just playing with her

and acting like everything's fine.

I feel sick.

Here. This is in case
you get hungry.

Oh, wonderful.
Thank you.

Bye.

It's nice to remember
why I got into the business.

Yeah. I wanted to prove that good
television wasn't an oxymoron.

- Wanna know what I did today?
- What?

I had corporate marketing fusion
integration meetings with the parent company.

No wonder you call so much.

Yeah, by the way,
thanks for taking my calls.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I was swamped.

Don't even try
and pull that off with me.

You wanna take a call,
you take a call.

Look, you don't need
to run away, all right?

There's no pressure here at all.

I just, you know...
I like being with you.

You, my friend,
are a great salesman.

You left your phone
on the counter.

Oh, my God. I'm a genius.

Bye, baby.
Daddy loves you.

- Bye.
- Whatever, yo.

Hey, do you wanna go to the
Hollywood Gold Awards with me?

It'd actually be kind of fun
if I went with you.

Hello.

Sure.

Don't sound so excited.

What?

Brayden, if you don't get on the potty,
you're gonna peeps the bed!

One more thing about
that goddamn potty,

and I'm gonna shoot myself.

Brayden!

Roy, can you just go get him
and put him on the potty, please?

- I'm serious. Give me a gun.
- He doesn't have to go.

Well, put a Pull-Up on him if he
doesn't have to go to the bathroom.

I know he's a cheater,
but he seems like a good dad.

I mean, most guys
cheat anyway, right?

I don't know.

Maybe you just choose
guys who cheat.

No, I don't.

Maybe I do.

Holy shit.
They're having an affair.

Not nice.

Unbelievable.
I don't understand.

You don't have to understand.

Is that a tattoo on her ass?

"Roy's Toy."

Well, that seals it.
We got it.

No, no, no.
Let's keep watching.

That... Don, that's gross.
Do it on your own time.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Seriously, rent a video
or something.

- Let's go!
- It's my job.

No wonder I like bad boys.

Why can't we live together now?
You already moved out.

Babe, if we live together now,
it's gonna look funky.

Then you should've stayed
married to her for another year,

'cause we could've gotten
another million out of her.

Oh, my God!

His whole marriage to Sharlee
was a complete scam.

What an asshole!
This is fantastic!

The truth always comes out
in the afterglow.

You know,
you're kind of s-spooky.

In a good way.

And so are you.

You couldn't make this Roy Toy stuff up.
Nobody would believe it.

Never underestimate
the truly... greedy.

Who is that?

Bond. James Bond.

- Hi, Graham.
- Hey.

Did a great job
on the Holt McLaren photos.

You've really captured the moment.

Thank you. I think it's brilliant.

I mean, they really liked each other,
so it made it easier for me.

Great.

Uh, sorry. Excuse me.

Elaine.

Darling, how are you?

Yeah, probably
about 10 minutes.

All right.
I'll see you there.

Elaine Bass? You have
another assignment with Icon?

No, no.
Just a quick coffee.

Right. All right.
Well, I'll call you later.

I look forward to that. Cheers.

I don't wanna tell you.

You have to.

It's not good.

It's not good.

Play with my hair, Don.

It's Debbie Ann.

They never really broke up.

They planned it
to get your money.

What do you mean?

They, uh... They...

he married you, but...

he never really left her.

But we had Romy.

Oh, he...

he loved me.

We were...

We were in love.

You... You were.

I'm sorry.

I saw them.

These are pictures.

They're yours.

Give them to your lawyer
or whatever.

You're a good friend.

You're a really good friend.

Thank you.

- Are you okay?
- Thank you so much.

Thank you, Don.

Sharlee,
I'm worried about you.

Thank you, Don.

Thank you.

Here. You keep some, Don.

Sell it on the Internet
if you need some money.

What did I do?

I'm fixing it.

I don't want it!
Help me!

Help me get it out!

Hey, Don!

It's me!

Coming!

- Jason, you came!
- Yep.

Well, let me...
let me help.

- Let me get that.
- Thanks.

Look at you.

- I need you, Donnie.
- I'm here.

I'm here.

I like your place.

I'm gonna get, uh,
some blinds.

The kind they deliver and fix and
you know, in three days.

Sorry about the smell.
I dropped some chemicals.

Oh, it's okay.
I'm taking a shitload of them.

Yeah? Yeah, me, too.

- Oh, you look good.
- You lost weight.

There's some, um...

some cheese and some salami
in the refrigerator.

Hey, where you going?

I gotta deliver
some photographs to Lucy.

I just got here.
I'm sorry. You know,

the bathroom's just right around the
bend right here, and here's the couch.

And, uh, this...
this is Tristan II.

He'll keep you company.

All right. Well, we'll
catch up when you get back.

- When I get back, we'll catch up.
- It'll be good.

It's great. I can't believe it.

Congratulations...

on breaking the Roy story.

So glad I could help.

And I'm so glad
that I could steer you

in the right direction
with Zach and Genevieve.

How about that?

They really do love each other.

You're an unadulterated romantic.

"Unadulterated"?
That's a lot of syllables.

Don't hurt yourself.

Listen, because of me,
you found a great place to live.

You should be kissing my ass.

Can I start with your lips?

Farber,
was that a first move?

Yeah, it was.

No, not in there. Skeletons.

- Hey, where you been?
- Here.

Oh, sweet Lord.

Don, these are phenomenal.

- No one else has these?
- No.

There was just me and her.

You are a god.

This cover is gonna kill.

I hate it.

Lucy, why can't we help her?

Because we're not her doctor,
her family or her friends.

I can only be her friend when you
want me to be? That's not right.

Don, celebrities sign up
to be a part of this circus.

When a clown puts on
a big red rubber nose,

he's expecting people
to point and laugh.

God knows what they'd do
if we stopped watching.

It's not right, though.

Oh, it's not right?
Don, you're getting healthier,

so now you're developing
a conscience? That's perfect.

Oh, you can't control me, and
you don't like that, do you?

Loving people is not
about controlling them!

Okay? That's not what
it's about!

What are you doing?

I'm glad you're here.

I probably shouldn't be.

What is this thing?

I don't know.
I just wanna be with you.

Me, too.

You know, maybe we
should just start over.

You know, 'cause I wanna
get it right this time.

We got some of it right.

Lucy Spiller, would you like
to go on a date with me?

Yes, I would.

How about the, um...

the Hollywood Gold Awards?

We can't do that.

Besides, I'm already
going with someone.

So we're still seeing
other people, huh?

But I'll be thinking about you.

Can this count
as our first date?

No.

I think we just started over.

So I wouldn't invite you
in or anything?

No.

That would be too soon.
It might scare me off.

I wouldn't wanna do that.

No.

I'd love to kiss you
good night, though.

Me, too.

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