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Previously on Dirt...
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Hi, Lucy.
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Julia, what are you doing here?
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You ruined my life.
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I was thinking about
that article you wrote.
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It was actually pretty good.
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But I have some cuts.
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You reap what you sow, Lucy.
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Guess that whole reaping
what you sow thing works both ways.
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Hey, it's me again. Don Konkey,
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DirtNow's resident schizophrenic.
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Dad, I think it's time.
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And photographer.
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I take photos of celebrities
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and sell 'em to my best friend
and boss Lucy Spiller,
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the editor of DirtNow magazine.
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So much to catch you up on,
so try and keep up.
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It all started when Holt McLaren sold
info to Lucy about Kira being pregnant.
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After Lucy broke the story,
Kira od'd and died.
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After hearing about Kira's death,
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Holt freaked out and flipped his car
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with his girlfriend,
big star Julia Mallory,
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And that's when things
got really complicated.
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Lucy and Holt kind of had sex.
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A lot.
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Julia started to slide into
the world of drugs and sex.
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Jesus Christ, Julia,
what the hell are you doing?
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And then leaked her own sex tape,
then claimed she was raped.
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She'd have gotten away with it
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if Lucy hadn't found out
and published the truth.
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This is a great cover.
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I'm really worried about her.
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She's been in a coma
now for two weeks.
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I'm all she has left.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Anyway, I'm just really
hoping Lucy wakes up
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and things get back to normal.
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You're all right, Lucy.
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Yeah, you're all right.
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You're okay.
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You got hurt, but now you're okay
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cause you're safe.
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All right, miss Spiller.
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You're all right.
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Just try to say something.
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I think she's asking for her mother.
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No, no, no, no. listen.
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The cover.
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Cover.
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Transcript: yyets.net
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Synchro:
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Synchro:
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Season 2 Episode 1
Welcome To Normal
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This is great.
This should be a sidebar.
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Okay, lose the drop cap on this one.
We're not The New Yorker.
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I've asked for the sales numbers twice.
What's up?
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Terry's bringing them over.
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Bringing them over? call her.
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- She needs her rest.
- No, no, Don.
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Go.
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Don, I'm fine.
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That's because
you've been getting a rest.
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How's the injection going?
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They mix the drugs with sesame oil
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to cause it to time release.
Just regular sesame oil.
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Like a stir fry.
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Don't... don't...
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I can't believe I'm looking at you.
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Now I know you were here
the whole time.
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I could feel you.
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It's night, Don. You got to go home.
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You do.
You got to sleep in your own bed.
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I don't care how many pizza boxes
or newspapers are piled on it.
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You got to go home.
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Come on, have some tea.
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Thank you.
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That hurts.
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How you doing, buddy?
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You're getting bigger all the time.
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Holt McLaren.
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Don Konkey.
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David fincher described you as an
actor possessed and deeply instinctual.
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The movie tracked
well with men 18-34,
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even better with women.
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That's good to know.
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While your reviews were excellent,
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the movie probably
won't receive a nomination
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Because it's considered
a genre film.
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Listen, man, can I come in?
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Who told you were I live?
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A woman, 18 to 34.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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I don't have any beer.
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You drink Bud, Corona, Rolling Rock.
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I do have some cheese, however.
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- What's that smell?
- My cat.
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Did you tell her
I tried to visit her?
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No. I, uh...
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She needs to rest.
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I miss her.
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You're the only who knows,
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so if you could just
tell her I miss her?
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- Please?
- Okay.
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How's she doing?
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She thinks she's better than she is.
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Yeah? Is she coming home soon?
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No, two weeks.
There's no infection.
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Infection's a killer
with this type of wound.
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She can't get an infection.
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She's pretty alert, though?
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She's Lucy. she's very alert.
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All right.
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Spiller?
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Animal therapy. Hug a pet.
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Is that a bearded collie?
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It sure is.
Would you like to say hello?
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Yeah. Hi.
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- What's his name?
- It's Bugsy.
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Hi, Bugsy. Hi, baby.
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So how'd you know?
Nobody ever guesses the breed.
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Because I used to have one
when I was in high school.
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- Best dog I ever had.
- Spiller. Are you Lucy Spiller?
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I am.
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Oh, my god.
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What a... just a terrible story.
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- You should see the other guy.
- Man, she just...
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went crazy, huh?
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I guess so.
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Is it just because you wrote
that article about her?
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The dog looks pretty thirsty.
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No, she's fine.
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That's pretty good.
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You're the only reporter
who's made it into the room.
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- No.
- Miles,
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let's give the police
department a call.
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- Or I could deal with him.
- No. look, you're right.
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But I'm not a tabloid reporter.
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I work for the L.A. Weekly.
My name is Farber Kaufman.
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I'm a freelancer, okay?
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I just graduated from Columbia
journalism four months ago.
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Please.
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Why would the pretentious snobs
who read the weekly care
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what goes on in a tabloid?
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I pitched it as this kind
of cultural endgame story.
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Tabloid culture killed Julia Mallory,
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But not before she tried to
kill the tabloid queen.
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- You know, that sort of thing.
- First of all, yawn.
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And the murder attempt,
it seemed personal, almost sexual.
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Why did she go to your house,
get inside,
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and stab you repeatedly?
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I mean, that's the kind
of violent action
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that one takes
against their intimate.
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That's interesting if that were true.
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But crazy people imagine
they know you better than they do.
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Kaufman.
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You're the one who wrote the piece
on the Russian mafia last month.
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That was good.
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What do you say I triple whatever
you're making and put you on staff?
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You want me to dig through
Lindsay Lohan's garbage for a living?
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Come on, give it a shot.
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If you don't like it, walk away.
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Or Miles can give you
a lift to booking.
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You're getting so big, buddy,
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There's hardly room
for both of us in the bed anymore.
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Huh? Is there?
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You know what normal means, Don?
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It means your cat
doesn't talk to you.
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I guess you're right, but...
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Good-bye, Don.
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Good-bye, buddy.
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- You just get bigger.
- I feel like shit.
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Did you give barrow the changes?
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- Could I have your pudding?
- No, honey, I love the pudding.
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You can have the applesauce.
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Let me see the sales numbers.
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I told Barrow he should
bring these over himself.
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No one wanted to tell you.
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What's Icon?
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We probably should've lied.
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- What is Icon magazine?
- You need to rest, Lucy.
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No, what the hell is Icon magazine?
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Is that the cover?
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I don't think Barrow
really incorporated...
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Please, give it to me.
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- Give it to me.
- No!
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Lucy, you shouldn't. She shouldn't.
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You shouldn't be doing this,
trying to run a magazine
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out of a hospital bedroom,
you know?
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You almost died!
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And they said that I should be
prepared for the worst.
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You know, she could die,
your friend could die.
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Or slip into a permanent
persistent vegetative state,
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and then eventually
you would have to pull the plug
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because there's no point in going
on when people...
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Don.
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Here. Let me have it.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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- I'm okay.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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- You can have my pudding.
- Thanks.
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Thank you.
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You're kidding, right.
You've got to be kidding me.
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Oh, Christ!
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My frickin'water broke.
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Great.
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Wipe it up with that.
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I just don't know
what they were thinking.
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Miss Spiller? Miss Spiller?
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First of all, you should be
in a wheelchair.
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You should be in this hospital
for at least another week.
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This is not just hospital rules.
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If you walk out, you risk infection...
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If I can survive whatever's lurking
in Don's car, I can survive anything.
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Hello, everyone. Vacation's over.
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Hey, Brent.
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- You're...
- Alive.
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Well, yeah.
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I thought you were out
for another couple of weeks.
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- Are you back for good?
- Looks like it.
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Oh, thank God.
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I humbly relinquish my throne.
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I would like to say, everybody,
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This has been the most
humbling experience of my life.
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- Me, too.
- Really?
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More than that whole underage sex thing?
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- Well...
- Yeah.
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We'll save the tears and the group hugs
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for later. Now, we have
a magazine to rescue.
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And this is Farber Kaufman,
he's a staff reporter
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Who will be gunning
for all of your jobs.
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I mean, really?
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That's what you came up with?
After my notes.
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And after the last two
Julia Mallory covers tanked?
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Well, they didn't tank.
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- They got beat.
- Yeah, here.
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Let me see it.
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Well, they've just ripped off our design
And did a better cover.
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Look at it. It's great.
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They found a publicity shot
of julia mallory holding a knife.
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Where the hell was my photo department?
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This is pathetic.
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This story just dropped in our laps...
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in my gut...
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and this is the best...
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the best you can do?
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Okay, we need to move on.
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Is that clear?
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We need to find a new story
where we define the curve.
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Hello. Is this thing on?
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Willa?
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Oh, God. Um, well,
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we could do
a Julia Mallory cover with...
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with...
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a reenactment.
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You know, we could do it with photos.
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It's so much worse than I thought.
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Lucy, should I just be following you...
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That one's yours.
Excuse me. that is my desk.
261
00:15:12,904 --> 00:15:13,771
I know.
262
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,511
Oh. Well.
263
00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:20,005
This is bullshit,
264
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bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
265
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:26,551
Has Martina Linn had her baby yet?
266
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,452
No, still in the hospital on bed rest.
267
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:31,605
Why is she on bed rest? To try
to keep her away from the mai tais?
268
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,562
It's true. God does write
the best soap operas.
269
00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:36,037
Farber, you know this story?
270
00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:37,823
- Yeah. A little.
- Catch him up.
271
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All righty, then.
272
00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:40,672
Chapter 1:
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Cheap gold digger Martina Linn,
stripper slash model,
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Marries 68-year-old
Ukrainian oil tycoon.
275
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He gets poisoned by the russian mob...
276
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The prince dies, the princess cries,
277
00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:54,901
- and she inherits a lot of money.
- Right. exactly. So chapter 2:
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His mob buddies say
that it's their money,
279
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so she hires Keith Straub,
sleazy lawyer guy,
280
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who says he can get the money back
from the Russians without her killed.
281
00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:06,266
- Let me guess. They fall in love.
- Yeah. He's having a kid with her.
282
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,511
So he makes sure
he's tied to her 300 mill.
283
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:11,030
Everyone's gonna cover this
as gold digger makes good.
284
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,941
But she is more than that.
285
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:16,095
When the nuclear blast hits, it's just
gonna be her and the cockroaches.
286
00:16:16,215 --> 00:16:17,865
Right. so chapter 3 is the baby.
287
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:20,907
Now, when this baby drops,
you better own this story.
288
00:16:23,594 --> 00:16:26,405
And have my office painted.
I've seen enough red.
289
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:30,367
Willa, you have anything yet?
290
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,173
Since three minutes ago?
291
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:34,596
Go talk to her. She's never met
a reporter she didn't like.
292
00:16:34,716 --> 00:16:36,476
Okay. oh, um, Lucy?
- What?
293
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:39,463
- I just wanted to tell you something...
- What?
294
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,838
When I first started working here,
I thought that I could do your job,
295
00:16:42,999 --> 00:16:45,007
That I could just sort of be you.
296
00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:47,233
You know? But, when you were
in the hospital,
297
00:16:47,353 --> 00:16:49,647
I had a chance to take on
as much of the responsibility
298
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,746
for this magazine as I ever dreamed,
299
00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:53,343
- and...
- And what?
300
00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:55,434
Well, I just... I couldn't do it.
301
00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:58,440
I mean, I can dress like you,
I can act like you,
302
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,510
But it's gonna take a long time
before I can run a magazine like you.
303
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:05,623
That's sweet.
304
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:07,978
Did you rehearse that?
305
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:09,848
Yeah.
306
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:15,913
- Hey, Don.
- Hey, Lucy.
307
00:17:16,074 --> 00:17:18,629
- Are you done yet?
- No, I'm still in Dr. Shalba's office.
308
00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:20,870
- Okay, I'll be right there.
- No.
309
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,647
You don't have to. I'm okay.
310
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,107
Don, I'm on my way.
311
00:17:24,539 --> 00:17:26,199
- I'm... I'm good.
- All right. Bye.
312
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,216
Bye.
313
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,593
Oh. Willa.
314
00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:33,753
Hi. Keith Straub. How are you?
Good to see you.
315
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:36,299
- This is Chad.
- I'm the son that doesn't matter.
316
00:17:36,419 --> 00:17:38,358
- Okay. kids, huh?
- Yeah.
317
00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:40,354
And this, of course,
318
00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:44,024
- is the stunning Martina Linn.
- Shut up, Keith. I look like a whale.
319
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,111
I can't wait for my C-section.
320
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:49,743
So nice to meet you all.
321
00:17:49,863 --> 00:17:52,074
Thank you so much for taking
the time to meet with me.
322
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:54,111
Lucy wanted to be here in person,
323
00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:56,516
but she's just out
of the hospital herself, so...
324
00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:59,842
No problem, sweetie. We're thrilled
you're interested in the baby pictures.
325
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:02,584
All the magazines are interested.
The more, the merrier.
326
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,614
Well, Lucy wants to do a cover.
327
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:07,958
A whole issue, really,
328
00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:10,551
about how love triumphs
over tragedy and adversity.
329
00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:11,760
That's sweet.
330
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:12,624
Yeah.
331
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,514
Are there any wedding bells
in your future?
332
00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,316
Oh-ho. no, no, no, no.
333
00:18:17,436 --> 00:18:20,930
I've been married twice before,
And both times it was a disaster.
334
00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:24,022
I love Keith way too much
to put that curse on him.
335
00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:27,568
This baby is our bond of love.
You can quote us on that.
336
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,609
Do you know he got me my inheritance
without me ending up in the dumpster?
337
00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:34,074
- Wow.
- He is my savior and my true love.
338
00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:35,587
That's another good quote.
339
00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:38,599
Speaking of the story, let's get back
to the baby pictures. So,
340
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,328
we're at 750
341
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,281
for the exclusive set right now.
342
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,835
Wow. that's pretty high.
343
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:47,802
- No shit.
- Chaddy, would you go get me a soda?
344
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:50,424
Yes, mama.
345
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,132
Right away, mama.
Anything for you, mama.
346
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:56,224
It was really nice to meet you, Chad.
347
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:59,650
Oh. yeah. You, too. Yeah.
348
00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:02,644
- Hi, Don.
- Hi, Dr. Shalba.
349
00:19:02,804 --> 00:19:06,190
- How are you feeling today, Don?
- Weird.
350
00:19:06,639 --> 00:19:07,802
Weird how?
351
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,500
Well, I... I say weird
352
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,235
because I'm starting to feel normal
353
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,931
and I haven't felt normal
for a long time,
354
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:20,389
and it feels weird.
355
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,762
Well, we'll keep an eye
on those feelings of normalcy.
356
00:19:23,882 --> 00:19:26,558
- They can be pretty scary, huh?
- Yeah.
357
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:29,045
Schizophrenia serves a purpose
358
00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:30,839
for people who suffer from it.
359
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,345
The hallucinations, the flights
of psychosis actually help
360
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,970
lessen the pain and intensity
361
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,667
of everyday experience.
362
00:19:38,787 --> 00:19:40,577
- Do you follow?
- I do.
363
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,290
But I think it's great
that we're trying this.
364
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:52,067
Okay.
365
00:19:54,982 --> 00:19:57,030
I'm going to give you
the shot now, all right?
366
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:03,872
And we'll make sure your "normal"
doesn't get too weird.
367
00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:06,079
- Dr. Shalba?
- Yes, Don.
368
00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:07,759
Those african masks,
369
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:10,268
they never really spoke, did they?
370
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:11,969
No, Don, they never spoke.
371
00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:14,299
I'll see you in a couple of weeks, okay?
372
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:34,145
Hey, come here! You ungrateful bitch!
373
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,445
Holy shit.
374
00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,447
Is this the thanks that I get?
375
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,281
- Don, is that Sharlee Cates?
- Who?
376
00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:42,150
Sharlee Cates. Get your camera out.
377
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:44,428
- Hurry.
- Okay, I'm hurrying.
378
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,665
You gotta get this shot.
What's on her face?
379
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,376
- What'd she have to do there?
- No. No.
380
00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:50,836
- No good.
- No good?
381
00:20:50,997 --> 00:20:51,982
I'm sorry.
382
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,427
Sharlee Cates would be a great get now.
383
00:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,970
Please, Lucy, Lucy.
384
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:08,145
Lucy, please.
385
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,608
Get it, Don!
386
00:21:12,768 --> 00:21:15,277
What are you doing? I'll kill you!
387
00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:16,987
Friggin'move!
388
00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,198
Get away! Move!
389
00:21:20,442 --> 00:21:22,868
You friggin' paparazzi piece of shit!
390
00:21:23,153 --> 00:21:24,744
I'll hit you! move!
391
00:21:28,139 --> 00:21:29,791
Piece of shit!
392
00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:34,296
You're crazy.
393
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,384
Oh, shit.
394
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,179
- I popped a staple.
- No.
395
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,015
It's okay. That was great.
396
00:21:47,548 --> 00:21:49,478
I'm gonna say another week
of bed rest at the very minimum.
397
00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:50,812
- All right.
- Doctor,
398
00:21:51,158 --> 00:21:53,561
Carla is freaking in radiology.
You need to get up there.
399
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,238
Why? What is Carla's problem?
400
00:21:55,372 --> 00:21:58,273
All I know is that she is shouting
your name like she was on fire.
401
00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:00,070
You want to finish dressing this?
402
00:22:04,962 --> 00:22:06,736
You're the magazine lady, Lucy Spiller?
403
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,681
I am.
404
00:22:08,556 --> 00:22:10,487
You guys buy stories, right?
405
00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:13,066
- Depends.
- Well, nobody's got this one.
406
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,145
Martina Linn's son
Chad is in the hospital.
407
00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:17,571
How am I doing?
408
00:22:18,099 --> 00:22:19,457
Don? You got cash?
409
00:22:19,719 --> 00:22:21,393
Underpants.
410
00:22:21,553 --> 00:22:22,525
Go on.
411
00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:25,835
My friend at Saint Edmonds
said it was a massive overdose.
412
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:28,231
- Dead?
- Coma.
413
00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:30,676
She's a tragedy magnet, that one.
414
00:22:33,114 --> 00:22:34,096
Chapter 3.
415
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,100
It's Chad Linn.
416
00:22:41,231 --> 00:22:43,218
Tell Lucy Spiller I
got the real story for her...
417
00:22:43,345 --> 00:22:46,226
About the old man,
murder, sex, betrayal, everything.
418
00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:47,808
But I wanna get paid good.
419
00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,899
- Hit me back, blondie.
- When did this come in?
420
00:22:50,074 --> 00:22:51,608
About an hour before they said he od'd.
421
00:22:51,768 --> 00:22:54,644
- I thought he was clean.
- Yeah, apparently not so much.
422
00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:57,179
What is this real
story he's talking about?
423
00:22:57,339 --> 00:22:59,549
Do I need to call this into the LAPD?
424
00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:01,856
So they can screw it up? No.
425
00:23:02,016 --> 00:23:04,947
Don's on the hospital.
Let's see what happens.
426
00:23:05,097 --> 00:23:06,739
All right, I gave the
foreigners 500 bucks
427
00:23:06,866 --> 00:23:08,662
so that should keep everybody
out while I talk to Martina.
428
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:10,533
- Give her a grand.
- What for?
429
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,097
Cause we need her.
Tell her it's a down payment.
430
00:23:13,257 --> 00:23:15,824
- All right.
- Bob Woodward.
431
00:23:15,956 --> 00:23:18,225
See what you can find out
about Sharlee Cates and this broad.
432
00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:19,813
- These are great.
- Thank you.
433
00:23:19,973 --> 00:23:23,083
I got the pictures of the kid in a coma.
434
00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:26,909
And I got a copy of his medical chart.
435
00:23:27,069 --> 00:23:29,749
Said he od'd on methadone.
436
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,997
Methadone?
437
00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:35,819
What addict accidentally
overdoses on methadone?
438
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,825
They're calling it a suicide.
439
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,253
Something's not right.
440
00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:46,289
You don't call wanting a payday when you
441
00:23:46,449 --> 00:23:48,501
are planning to kill yourself.
442
00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:52,673
- Ooh, easy.
- It's okay.
443
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:02,195
I guess somebody, you know,
444
00:24:02,355 --> 00:24:06,050
knew he would talk and
messed with his dosage.
445
00:24:07,527 --> 00:24:09,305
Looks like we got chapter 4.
446
00:24:10,008 --> 00:24:12,870
It's great, Don. You feeling good?
447
00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:16,192
No.
448
00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:18,870
But I'm feeling normal.
449
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,583
Willa. Hi. Wake up.
450
00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:29,282
I need you to get every bit
of audio you can find on Chad Linn.
451
00:24:29,442 --> 00:24:31,318
Get our web guy to help you out.
452
00:24:31,478 --> 00:24:33,466
Okay. I need it by tomorrow. Thanks.
453
00:24:42,054 --> 00:24:43,230
You need to rest.
454
00:24:56,365 --> 00:24:57,671
- Getting it done?
- Ooh!
455
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,213
Oh, yeah. Uhm...
456
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,101
Yeah, we're getting there slowly.
457
00:25:01,261 --> 00:25:03,262
Young Chad wasn't the
most articulate guy in town.
458
00:25:03,422 --> 00:25:05,391
- Neither is the mom.
- Oh, she had her baby.
459
00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:07,841
- Really?
- Yeah. 8 pounds, 11 ounces.
460
00:25:08,001 --> 00:25:09,877
Baby Lindee. C-section.
461
00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:12,263
If it takes after the mom,
4 of the 8 pounds are tits.
462
00:25:12,627 --> 00:25:13,749
Is she photo-friendly?
463
00:25:13,909 --> 00:25:15,573
Yeah. Total gerber baby, apparently.
464
00:25:15,733 --> 00:25:19,053
Oh, great. All right,
tell photo to go up to 850.
465
00:25:19,348 --> 00:25:20,289
Oh, Mcpherson,
466
00:25:20,566 --> 00:25:22,383
I want you to pay that
nurse another 5 grand,
467
00:25:22,543 --> 00:25:26,272
get something from the baby.
I want a diaper, a hair, an ear.
468
00:25:26,432 --> 00:25:27,706
- Take it to gateway labs.
- Okay.
469
00:25:27,866 --> 00:25:29,605
Oh, um, uh, Lucy, there's a guy...
470
00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:31,422
Hello. Hi, miss Spiller.
471
00:25:31,582 --> 00:25:33,064
It's great to meet you.
472
00:25:33,224 --> 00:25:34,664
I was sent over by media helpers.
473
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:35,856
I think claudia at HR
474
00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:37,827
- spoke to you about the assistant job.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
475
00:25:37,981 --> 00:25:39,490
- Yes. Oh.
- Let me have your resume.
476
00:25:39,752 --> 00:25:40,775
Okay. There you go.
477
00:25:43,337 --> 00:25:45,755
Okay. Good.
478
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,087
- You went to college.
- Yes.
479
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,162
You're a big guy. I like that.
480
00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:52,780
- Makes me feel safe.
- Oh, great. that's great.
481
00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:55,222
Yeah, listen... I'm sorry to
hear about your recent troubles.
482
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,592
If there's anything that I can do
to make things easier around here...
483
00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,270
You know I'm a crazy bitch, right?
484
00:26:00,649 --> 00:26:02,844
Uh, yes, I have heard that you can be...
485
00:26:03,004 --> 00:26:05,223
That it can be a bit of a challenge,
486
00:26:05,383 --> 00:26:07,298
but I'm certainly ready
to meet that challenge...
487
00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:08,736
Okay. That's fantastic. Here.
488
00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:10,931
- You can start right now.
- Fantastic. Yes, great.
489
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,990
Thank you. I wasn't
really planning... but yes...
490
00:26:13,242 --> 00:26:15,798
- Thank you.
- Wait, your name is Kenny?
491
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,194
Yes. Is that a problem?
492
00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:18,537
Well, it was for the last guy.
493
00:26:18,813 --> 00:26:21,490
- What happened to the last guy?
- He got shot in the head.
494
00:26:24,205 --> 00:26:26,453
Okay. Ah...
495
00:26:27,664 --> 00:26:28,664
- Harsh.
- What?
496
00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:31,125
Harsh. I know, I know. Harsh.
497
00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:34,111
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna leave. I just need a second.
498
00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:35,796
I just need a second. Harsh.
499
00:26:36,081 --> 00:26:38,424
I know, I know, I know. Harsh.
500
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:40,297
Okay.
501
00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:44,013
Okay, I'm good. Uhm, I'm sorry.
502
00:26:44,275 --> 00:26:46,599
I just... I have this
condition and, uhm...
503
00:26:46,811 --> 00:26:49,191
I don't want to bore you with it,
but this is the only thing that helps.
504
00:26:49,313 --> 00:26:50,909
It's self-soothing.
505
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,568
Otherwise, I faint. So I'm gonna go.
506
00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:55,848
- thank you so much for your time.
- I think you should stay.
507
00:26:56,008 --> 00:26:59,212
- this could be fun.
- Oh, excellent.
508
00:26:59,336 --> 00:27:01,721
Yes. Yes. I think that it could be fun.
509
00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:04,539
- And really, when you think about it...
- But you gotta minimize the chatter.
510
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,605
Right. I'm sorry. I get
nervous. Uhm, that's...
511
00:27:07,765 --> 00:27:08,996
Oh, okay. Thank you.
512
00:27:09,265 --> 00:27:11,165
Okay. Oh, watch out for anthrax.
513
00:27:15,528 --> 00:27:16,585
Oh. Harsh.
514
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,534
Oh, Lucy, so the lady
Sharlee Cates was chasing
515
00:27:24,657 --> 00:27:27,935
was the mother of her
assistant Joanne Wentzel.
516
00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:29,737
Ex-assistant, rather.
517
00:27:29,897 --> 00:27:32,780
Sharlee was chasing
her ex-assistant's mother?
518
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:34,349
Apparently.
519
00:27:34,509 --> 00:27:36,235
Well, it's a dazzling story. why?
520
00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:38,836
The mother Joanne works
at a dermatologist's office.
521
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:42,270
- Bad botox?
- Sharlee Cates is 22, genius.
522
00:27:44,881 --> 00:27:46,736
So I looked up your information,
523
00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:49,371
Which we're not supposed to do unless
we're running a check for employers,
524
00:27:49,496 --> 00:27:51,241
but we do it all the time...
525
00:27:51,401 --> 00:27:53,910
New girlfriends, landlords, whatever.
526
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:56,785
Plus this thing kicks
ass over google, so...
527
00:27:56,945 --> 00:27:59,297
Had a bit of a gambling
problem in college, huh?
528
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:00,832
Yeah, it's a bummer.
529
00:28:00,992 --> 00:28:04,407
Uneven employment history,
and you work for Dirtnow.
530
00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:06,191
- Now.
- You know, it always terrifies me
531
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,842
how much information potential
employers have access to.
532
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,234
I know. It's crazy.
533
00:28:10,371 --> 00:28:11,726
Hey, how's it going, Emily?
534
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:16,510
Yeah, I like how the piping is
fitting with the... the... the slacks.
535
00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:18,399
Is that a... that's a choice.
536
00:28:18,755 --> 00:28:20,013
Five D. O. I, two kids.
537
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,555
Bikes to work. It's a sad story.
I don't know how she does it.
538
00:28:22,684 --> 00:28:25,473
Did you find anything out about
Heather Wentzel, the assistant?
539
00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,849
Uh, why, is this some kind of big
Sharlee Cates scandal coming down?
540
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,295
All depends on you, Lars.
541
00:28:30,581 --> 00:28:32,529
Then you're shit out of luck.
Heather's Wentzel's boring.
542
00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:36,458
No arrests, and the Sharlee Cates
gig was her first assistant job, so...
543
00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:38,932
What about the mom?
544
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,570
Joanne Wentzel.
545
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,634
Yeah. She almost got fired,
546
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:48,276
because her employer,
Alpha Pharmaceuticals,
547
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:50,373
accused her of stealing quantities
548
00:28:50,553 --> 00:28:52,558
of prescription drugs
to sell to her clients.
549
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,545
Turns out they couldn't prove
anything cause the file was closed.
550
00:28:55,705 --> 00:28:59,258
But it wasn't closed to us cause
the mighty corporation sees all...
551
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:04,770
I'm starting to see how all this
comes together. It's cool. Reporting.
552
00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:06,611
So am I gonna be in Dirtnow?
553
00:29:06,771 --> 00:29:08,324
Well, wouldn't you get fired?
554
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:10,743
Yeah... I guess.
555
00:29:10,903 --> 00:29:12,828
Can I be an anonymous source?
556
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,304
No problem.
557
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,111
Hey, the mother, Joanne Wentzel,
558
00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,619
was Sharlee's dealer, okay?
Got her daughter Heather hired
559
00:29:20,773 --> 00:29:21,859
as sharlee's assistant.
560
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:23,059
But when Joanne gets busted
561
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:26,216
and stops getting vicodin
and oxy for Sharlee, Sharlee freaked,
562
00:29:26,505 --> 00:29:28,101
okay? I'm basically two calls away
563
00:29:28,261 --> 00:29:30,387
from having it locked
up and double-sourced.
564
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,521
Wow. Not bad, Woodward.
565
00:29:32,681 --> 00:29:34,025
I know. Right?
566
00:29:34,531 --> 00:29:36,896
So Sharlee Cates is
a drug user. Could be.
567
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,229
No, no, no, no. For sure, okay?
568
00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:40,043
I confirmed with Heather,
the assistant she fired,
569
00:29:40,193 --> 00:29:43,255
and I got the secondary source.
It's gonna pass legal for sure.
570
00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:47,248
All right, well, it's interesting.
I'll definitely consider it. Thanks.
571
00:29:47,408 --> 00:29:48,457
That's it?
572
00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:51,545
Your writing could use some work.
573
00:29:51,705 --> 00:29:53,469
Willa, give it a pass.
Dirt it up a little.
574
00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:55,037
Uh, do you mean dumb it down?
575
00:29:56,381 --> 00:29:58,140
Okay, let's see.
576
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:00,678
"She's the apotheosis
of bubble gum pop."
577
00:30:00,838 --> 00:30:02,797
You're kidding, right?
Any word on Chad Linn?
578
00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:04,865
No. Still coma boy, but
579
00:30:05,025 --> 00:30:06,465
I did get a tape for you.
580
00:30:06,677 --> 00:30:08,144
- Did your nurse come through?
- I got a hair.
581
00:30:08,281 --> 00:30:10,043
Great. I want a lab
report as soon as possible.
582
00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:11,720
I don't care what it costs.
583
00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:17,726
Chad wants to sell us the story.
584
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,263
He says you tried to kill him.
585
00:30:19,423 --> 00:30:22,213
- Chaddie's awake?
- I'm going to make you a deal.
586
00:30:22,373 --> 00:30:24,081
I'll tell your story.
587
00:30:24,204 --> 00:30:26,183
You could use the pages
of Dirt to sway the jury.
588
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:27,949
That's bullshit. I just
saw him this morning.
589
00:30:28,099 --> 00:30:30,689
Ted williams' head has
a better chance of waking up.
590
00:30:30,849 --> 00:30:31,834
Sorry, baby.
591
00:30:31,976 --> 00:30:35,970
Well, he was up enough to ask the nurse
to switch him to a more secure room.
592
00:30:36,116 --> 00:30:37,262
You can ask the ICU.
593
00:30:37,391 --> 00:30:39,123
You're full of shit.
594
00:30:42,262 --> 00:30:43,228
Let's see.
595
00:30:44,099 --> 00:30:45,817
Lucy, it's Chad Linn.
596
00:30:45,973 --> 00:30:48,265
I got a real story,
but I want to get paid.
597
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:49,842
Martina tried to make me die,
598
00:30:49,995 --> 00:30:51,864
just like she poisoned the old man.
599
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,438
What'd you do, load his
diet coke with methadone?
600
00:30:55,109 --> 00:30:56,459
Don't say anything.
601
00:30:56,612 --> 00:30:58,632
I don't know why you
keep sticking up for her.
602
00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:00,248
She screwed you, too.
603
00:31:00,394 --> 00:31:02,030
Okay, I think it's time
you get the hell out of here.
604
00:31:02,398 --> 00:31:03,610
Fine, but if it were me,
605
00:31:03,756 --> 00:31:05,626
and my baby girl was another man's,
606
00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:06,775
I'd want to know.
607
00:31:07,643 --> 00:31:09,549
That's bullshit. Go.
608
00:31:09,957 --> 00:31:13,615
Here you go. This is baby Lindee's dna.
609
00:31:15,657 --> 00:31:18,579
There's a match to a very
large Russian family, the Romanovs.
610
00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:21,490
Isn't that the name
of your late husband?
611
00:31:22,638 --> 00:31:24,899
Keith, you're not the father.
612
00:31:25,081 --> 00:31:27,714
She's not going to marry you.
You're not going to get a dime.
613
00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:29,640
Keith, honey, honestly,
I would never ever...
614
00:31:29,795 --> 00:31:32,435
Don't, don't, don't.
Do not bullshit me.
615
00:31:32,911 --> 00:31:35,240
So when were you going
to get around to killing me?
616
00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:36,765
That's so mean.
617
00:31:36,892 --> 00:31:38,440
Why would you say something so hurtful?
618
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,312
Spare me the theatrics, okay?
This isn't one of your soft-porn movies.
619
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,180
You poisoned your husband,
you poisoned your child.
620
00:31:43,326 --> 00:31:44,530
It stands to reason that I'm next.
621
00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:47,517
You can't let me live, can you?
I know where the bodies are.
622
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,856
Keith, honey, really, it's
just our word against hers.
623
00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:55,684
- It don't mean nothing.
- What about me, Martina?
624
00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:58,410
- What do I get?
- Just... Just anything you want.
625
00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:00,908
Just draw up the papers. I'll sign it.
626
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,411
I love you.
627
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,130
And you still love me.
628
00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:16,887
What are you going to do?
629
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,880
I'm going to give away half my
money as soon as he gets bored?
630
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,559
Like they all eventually do?
631
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,341
If you say so.
632
00:32:26,249 --> 00:32:28,200
You got no story here, you know?
633
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,984
- Really? How so?
- No.
634
00:32:31,270 --> 00:32:33,014
Well, he's not going to talk
635
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,183
because he'd implicate himself.
636
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:38,571
And even if Chaddie does
come out of his coma,
637
00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:40,313
well, he's...
638
00:32:40,909 --> 00:32:43,497
A career addict. Breaks my heart.
639
00:32:44,158 --> 00:32:46,796
With a criminal history? Pssh.
640
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,419
He's not a very reliable witness.
641
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:53,268
Yeah, well, I'm not a D.A.
642
00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:57,177
I'm a reporter. And
I'm pretty certain that
643
00:32:57,785 --> 00:33:00,399
I can report your
confession in this interview.
644
00:33:00,859 --> 00:33:02,681
Yeah, well, knock yourself out.
645
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,330
Really.
646
00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:06,230
Because I didn't say any of that.
647
00:33:06,731 --> 00:33:08,034
You know Phil Spector?
648
00:33:08,543 --> 00:33:10,864
He killed that woman, shot her dead,
649
00:33:10,984 --> 00:33:12,826
Confessed at the crime scene.
650
00:33:12,946 --> 00:33:14,757
And what happened to him?
651
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,283
And I have more money
than him and Robert Blake,
652
00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:21,364
and O.J. combined.
653
00:33:33,187 --> 00:33:35,182
Uh, Ms. Spiller, Sharlee
Cates is here. She's...
654
00:33:35,343 --> 00:33:36,138
Move, asswipe.
655
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:37,578
Harsh. Ugh.
656
00:33:38,812 --> 00:33:41,094
I have a kid and a marriage, you know?
657
00:33:41,214 --> 00:33:42,336
I will sue.
658
00:33:42,932 --> 00:33:45,538
It all went through legal.
They're pretty confident.
659
00:33:45,948 --> 00:33:48,533
- But I'm not going to run it.
- What?
660
00:33:49,547 --> 00:33:51,491
I want you to meet someone.
661
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,687
This is Don Konkey.
662
00:33:54,472 --> 00:33:55,566
Hi, Sharlee.
663
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,669
- Sounds like Donkey Kong.
- Yeah, it's almost an anagram.
664
00:34:00,117 --> 00:34:01,670
Don Konkey, Donkey Kong.
665
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,870
But there's no g in Don Konkey.
666
00:34:04,373 --> 00:34:06,210
Don's going to be your
personal photographer.
667
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:08,063
He'll need unfettered access.
668
00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:09,850
Oh, that means lots.
669
00:34:11,696 --> 00:34:13,238
I really like "love me monday."
670
00:34:15,077 --> 00:34:15,819
Thank you.
671
00:34:16,148 --> 00:34:19,681
I mean, why have one sad
career-destroying cover
672
00:34:19,801 --> 00:34:22,054
when we can have 20
happy, productive ones?
673
00:34:43,308 --> 00:34:44,954
I knew Julia Mallory.
674
00:34:46,826 --> 00:34:49,089
Not like best friends, but I knew her.
675
00:34:52,053 --> 00:34:54,049
Doesn't it make you nervous...
676
00:34:55,864 --> 00:34:58,298
To mess around with
people's lives like this?
677
00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,144
Given everything that's happened.
678
00:35:14,217 --> 00:35:14,926
No.
679
00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:18,946
Well...
680
00:35:21,866 --> 00:35:24,958
My fans don't want to see
me as a druggy, so, um...
681
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,434
Give me a call, Donkey Kong.
682
00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,396
Oh. I'm sorry.
683
00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:37,634
Yeah, that'll be good.
684
00:35:41,452 --> 00:35:44,266
That's a $12,000 rug.
I hope she's worth it.
685
00:35:45,972 --> 00:35:48,849
- Don't sweat it, dude.
- Mm, thank you, dude.
686
00:35:50,671 --> 00:35:52,555
You get that that story was just a prop
687
00:35:52,675 --> 00:35:54,813
for Lucy to use with
Sharlee and with you?
688
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:01,000
It still doesn't excuse
some of your larger sins
689
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,872
of metaphor and syntax in this piece.
690
00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:04,700
Oh, goody.
691
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:06,668
Journalism class. Go ahead.
692
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:10,161
"Last may at the coliseum,
Sharlee Cates literally
693
00:36:10,281 --> 00:36:13,812
"ripped the hearts out of the audience
with her rendition of'Hey, Jude.'"
694
00:36:14,761 --> 00:36:16,926
Help me out here, Willa.
What did she do, exactly?
695
00:36:17,046 --> 00:36:20,181
Did she descend into
the crowd while singing
696
00:36:20,301 --> 00:36:23,049
and start tearing out their
still-beating hearts like
697
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,463
some kind of mayan priest
at a ritual sacrifice?
698
00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:29,890
I mean, I'm assuming you
were a journalism major
699
00:36:30,562 --> 00:36:32,309
Or at least an english major.
700
00:36:33,023 --> 00:36:34,313
Jesus christ, what do you do?
701
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:36,658
Just come to work here
and throw out every trace
702
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:40,173
Of education and...
ethics you ever acquired?
703
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,970
You wouldn't happen to talking
about yourself, just a...
704
00:36:47,131 --> 00:36:48,895
Just a little bit, would you?
705
00:36:56,929 --> 00:36:57,846
Whatever.
706
00:37:04,104 --> 00:37:07,338
He died a year ago on
the night of a blood moon,
707
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,806
also known as a sanguine moon.
708
00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:13,735
That's tonight.
709
00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:16,544
- A year ago.
- I remember.
710
00:37:17,578 --> 00:37:19,001
Tristan was special.
711
00:37:19,479 --> 00:37:22,374
There was no way he was
going to a pet cemetery.
712
00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:23,643
Ramon...
713
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:26,675
Caretaker here, he understands that.
714
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:30,468
And I give him a hundred
a month on the side.
715
00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:35,469
I didn't like the way you drove
when we were chasing Sharlee.
716
00:37:36,703 --> 00:37:37,629
I'm sorry.
717
00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:41,647
Part of my, uh, being normal.
718
00:37:43,415 --> 00:37:45,919
is risk aversion. I'm
developing my risk aversion.
719
00:37:47,795 --> 00:37:49,383
I'm developing my risk.
720
00:37:49,781 --> 00:37:52,920
Yeah, fear is an
essential survival tool.
721
00:37:54,090 --> 00:37:56,321
Yeah, but fear can also do you in.
722
00:37:57,014 --> 00:37:58,064
I'm over it.
723
00:37:59,369 --> 00:38:00,560
What happened to you, Lucy?
724
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,562
I was in a coma,
725
00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:08,385
and for a minute I crossed over.
726
00:38:09,945 --> 00:38:11,287
It was so nice.
727
00:38:14,005 --> 00:38:15,251
Why'd you come back?
728
00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:17,124
I don't know.
729
00:38:18,684 --> 00:38:19,919
We'll see.
730
00:38:22,444 --> 00:38:24,670
Don't drive like that
when I'm in the car.
731
00:38:24,957 --> 00:38:27,117
- Okay?
- Okay.
732
00:38:34,456 --> 00:38:35,761
What happened to you?
733
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:43,798
Since I've been sick, it's been
like looking at one of those
734
00:38:43,918 --> 00:38:45,330
old funhouse mirrors.
735
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,583
And then, one day I turn around
736
00:38:51,178 --> 00:38:53,164
And I see the whole real world.
737
00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:56,100
And my cat stopped talking to me.
738
00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,086
My walls stopped breathing.
739
00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:04,576
And instead of seeing
the moon in my mind,
740
00:39:05,732 --> 00:39:06,995
I'm really here.
741
00:39:09,207 --> 00:39:10,342
I am, right?
742
00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:15,342
We both are.
743
00:39:39,803 --> 00:39:40,850
Pretty, huh?
744
00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,062
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