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My name is Don Konkey.
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I take pictures.
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My best friend Lucy Spiller
runs these 2 magazines.
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I want those photos
on my desk tonight.
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She works really hard.
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If anything breaks,
I'm reachable. Guys...
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have fun!
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This is Holt McLaren.
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He's a good actor
but he's not hot.
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Screw you!
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His girlfriend is Julia Mallory,
she's a big star.
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You just love me.
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She's hot.
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I'm Lucy Spiller, Now Magazine.
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- I'm a big fan.
- Right.
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Lucy got Holt to give her dirt
on this superstar Kira Klay.
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Kira ODed.
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When Holt found out,
he crashed his car.
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Now he's hot.
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Wait!
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This is hard for me
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because I have a tenuous
grasp on what's real.
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I'm okay.
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I'm a functional schizophrenic.
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Lucy helps me.
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And I help her.
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Don.
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Don, listen to me.
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Don?
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Are you alright?
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Yes, Lucy.
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Are you sure?
Do you want me to call Dr. Shalber?
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- No, I was just thinking.
- Okay.
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I need a shot of Kira
Klay for the Dirt cover.
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She's dead.
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I know Don.
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I need you inside
the funeral home.
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We're gonna put you in a suit.
A nice suit.
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Okay.
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You're gonna blend
in in a suit.
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We have a guy on the inside.
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He's got a shaved head
and a pin-striped suit.
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His name is Baby.
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You hand him your invite,
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tell him you're
Kira's cousin Dan.
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What?
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What?
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Is something wrong?
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No. No, I'm good.
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You wanna get out of here?
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No, I don't.
I feel like we should stay.
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I just feel like...
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It's gonna be okay.
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I still don't remember
anything about the accident.
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That car came out
of nowhere, huh?
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It's a blur.
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- I just miss her.
- I know. I know, me too.
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I feel like everybody
is staring at me.
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Here.
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You save my life and you
nurse me back to health.
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Come on.
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It was just...
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It was just...
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Man, I was gonna be a daddy.
And she was into it.
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She was totally feeling it.
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Yeah, she was awesome.
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When she first moved here,
we hooked up at a party.
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Awesome!
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Julia looks wrecked, dude.
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- She almost died.
- Tragic times, bro.
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I gotta take a piss.
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Just get the shot of Kira.
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I know you can do it.
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I know you can.
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We're in a war here.
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It may be a war of the absurd
but it's a war just the same.
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Firt, it was Blair Marshall.
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Princess of pop without
a hit in over a year.
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Then there was Logan Ix.
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Struggling after the breakup of
his boyband Straight Up Loving.
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But when Blair met Logan,
there was a media frenzy: Blogan.
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And now...
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Hey, sugar tits.
Is that bloat or a blump?
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Blump.
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No couple has ever
been so controlling
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about their pregnancy
in baby pictures.
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- Clear path, meatball.
- Hey, tough guy!
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Why don't you hold her hand
and give us a damn picture?
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It started 8 months ago with
their pregnancy annoucement
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and an
unforgivable confrontation.
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Make my day.
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Or maybe they didn't teach you how
to throw a punch in boyband school?
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Get out of my face, bitch!
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I hope that girly punch
was worth it to you.
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You just bought me a
first class trip to Bali!
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It's the perfect storm
for a cover story.
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This baby picture is what
Walmart mommy wants.
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And it's gonna be the
next cover of Now.
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I want some kick-ass
cover lines by lunch.
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I don't have time today for pitches,
I'm on my way to Drrt.
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See you.
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Okay, let's see what you have.
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I think we're close with
the Kira Klay cover.
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The other magazines will run a
cover pretty much like this one.
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But none of them will
run one like this.
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"Shocking funeral photos".
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I have someone on
the funeral photos.
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What is it? Too hardcore for
you Columbia J School grads?
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This isn't Tiger Beat.
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Alright, what's
out there today?
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Celebrity fat bums.
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Do you have art?
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More that you would ever want.
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Alright, I'll put it down for 5,
2 spreads and a single.
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Keep the text tight.
The photo should sell the story.
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Tell makeup to watch
the adjacencies.
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I don't want Duncan Hines or Betty
Crocker ads opposite the fatties.
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I'm so sorry. Gibson Honr.
His car just pulled up. Your office.
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Carrie, take over the meeting.
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I want some great cover trials
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and the book on my
desk in 5 minutes.
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Charge it.
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That new lady steals
the entire week.
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Why don't you have
a sit, Brett?
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- Hello, Gibson.
- Hey.
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- How are you doing, sweetpea?
- I'm good.
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- Are you sleeping?
- Not so much.
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You are a beauty.
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I'm pretty sure you didn't
show up to compliment me.
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I wish I could say
you were wrong.
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Please, have a sit.
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Lucy...
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are you familiar
with Tina Harrod?
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The one who disgraced her magazine
by photoshopping the cover?
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No, the one who got her news standup
over a 150% in les than a year.
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She's got some very interesting
ideas about our operation.
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Are you talking about
bringing her in under me?
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Instead of you.
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See, Brett's been bringing me
up to speed on the numbers and
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seems to me your spending
is out of control.
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Well, if you're talking
about overhead...
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Oh, I'm talking about overhead.
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Efficiencies, sell through.
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Being snubbed at the
last 5 ASME awards.
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Screw the the ASMEs!
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They're just a circle jerk
for editors to feel good
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about writing 5000 words
stories on Abu Grahib!
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The Drrt efficiencies
are strong.
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And Now is turning around.
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You're gonna make 'em for less money,
knock off 20%.
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- Come on, Gib.
- Lucy...
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do not mistake
fondness for weakness.
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I will tolerate a lot of things
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but I will not tolerate
someone losing my money.
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We'll find a way.
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No, you'll find a way or so
help me I will bury you.
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Now you all have a nice day.
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Damn!
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I'm telling you, buddy,
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she opened her eyes,
she looked at me.
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She was beautiful.
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No!
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No! No!
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Lucy is not gonna
like that, buddy.
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Not gonna like that at all.
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Okay, everybody. Listen up.
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Swag pile!
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Between the watches and the
phones and the Ringo creams
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and the free spa vacations,
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there's about $20,000
worth of swag here.
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"Now" needs help.
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Anybody who can come up with
a great exclusive on Blogan
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get to pick something
from the pile.
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Don!
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Lucy?
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Don, I've let you 5 messages.
Open the door.
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- You're okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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I need to see the
Kira Klay shots.
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- Okay.
- What?
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- Not ready.
- The shots?
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- My house.
- I don't care about your house.
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I will be sending
over my housekeeper.
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No. Everything is where
it's supposed to be.
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- Okay.
- I'm so sorry, Lucy.
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It's okay. It's okay.
It's just... it's filthy.
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No, I didn't get the shot.
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What?
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Jesus, Don, this is not the goddamn day!
What happened?
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I was using the Lappelle
camera and when I got to her,
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I switched to the
Tchapstick cam
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'cause I wanted it to be perfect
and it was, it was perfect.
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There was a shaft of
light from outside and...
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she was beautiful,
she was perfect.
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And then I guess
there was a light leak
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when I've never had a light
leak in a Tchapstick camera.
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I want that covering set.
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Do you know if she's
being cremated or buried?
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- No, Lucy, please.
- I'm gonna make some calls.
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She's not gonna like that!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Hey, Don,
I really need your help.
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We've got one more shot
at this if we're lucky.
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Lucy's under a lot of pressure.
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Okay, Don, sweetheart,
would you like at me? Okay?
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This is just like when
we were in school
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on the paper, remember? Okay?
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We were the only that
could write and shoot.
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It's just like that.
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It's juste the 2 of us.
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We can't fail.
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I won't fail, Lucy. I won't.
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Okay.
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Mind if I cut in?
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Call security and you
don't make it home tonight.
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Plus I pull out some
sneakers or some shit
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and they'll do the job for me.
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It's good to see you.
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You look good.
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I thought we had
something special.
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We did.
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We do.
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So special you set me up?
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I...
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His name is Don.
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He lives in East Hollywood.
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***
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- Hey, Lucy, I got something.
- What?
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Blair Marshall just made a 7
figure deal to pose for Playboy.
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2 months after her due date.
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Denise Richards' was 6.
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2 months? It's impossible.
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Excuse me, Elliott Green
gets to pick something from
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the swag pile.
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- Swag pile.
- Way to go, man.
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- Good job.
- Suck-up!
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Hey.
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What's my sweet little
nephew doing tomorrow?
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Brett, get out of my chair.
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Oh, I did it.
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And you should be kissing my
ass just a little bit more
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considering that I probably
just saved your job.
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So after you've threatened it,
now you're gonna save it.
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Give me a break.
We both know you wanna stay here.
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Let me see your
little masterpiece.
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Of course editorial is
gonna take the biggest hit.
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It's already a wasteland!
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Look at these bullshit numbers!
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You're just gonna eliminate
the fact checking department?
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How much crack are you smoking?
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You know what I love about you?
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Besides, you know... nothing.
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It's that can do attitude.
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You know what you can do?
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You can get your ass
out of my office.
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00:15:29,976 --> 00:15:33,141
I counted 23% reduction in overhead.
Right there.
257
00:15:33,176 --> 00:15:34,890
20% of which is in editorial.
258
00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:37,093
This is like a cheap paragram.
259
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,801
Excuse me,
I have 2 magazines to put up.
260
00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:42,773
I love your proposal
by the way.
261
00:15:43,037 --> 00:15:45,671
So colorful.
Gib is gonna love it.
262
00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:48,822
- Excuse me, Lucy.
- Thank you.
263
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,722
Oh, she's like 23.
She's way too old for you.
264
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:57,101
No, 23 is good.
265
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,981
I told you guys
a million times.
266
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:44,212
Leave the packages at the door.
Don't ring.
267
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,191
It's Holt McLaren.
268
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,543
What are you doing here?
269
00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:54,293
You told me that if I
ever nee anything...
270
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,411
Anyway you gave
me your address.
271
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,271
- You could have called.
- Well, I didn't.
272
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,811
So can I talk to you?
273
00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,751
It will only take a minute.
274
00:17:05,326 --> 00:17:09,321
- You look different.
- I was almost asleep.
275
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,592
What's up?
276
00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:15,182
I need a favor.
277
00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:17,672
A favor?
278
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,832
What kind of favor?
279
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,773
For Julia.
280
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,431
I wanna do something
nice for her.
281
00:17:35,895 --> 00:17:37,872
'Cause she's wrecked.
282
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:41,901
She's on these painkillers,
she can't sleep.
283
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:45,421
She doesn't eveen remember
what happened with Kira.
284
00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:47,033
And with the accident.
285
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:49,241
I'm sure you've filled
her in on everything.
286
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,980
Yeah. Of course I did.
287
00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:55,172
She lost her best friend.
288
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,161
So you wanna do something
nice and make it all better.
289
00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:02,462
Come on, Lucy,
don't give me your patronizing bullshit.
290
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:06,902
Look, please,
I'm asking you for a favor like...
291
00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:10,563
a little piece in your magazine
to make her feel better.
292
00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:12,541
Just a little better,
for a minute.
293
00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:15,143
Julia is a part of
feeding frenzy.
294
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:18,303
People only wanna hear
"poor Julia" stories.
295
00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:20,463
Oh, that's it?
296
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:24,342
It is if you don't stop the "oh
chugsome from West Virginia" thing.
297
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:27,533
I've invested way too much
time and energy in you.
298
00:18:27,935 --> 00:18:32,123
You had this herois moment.
The whole world sees you differently.
299
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:35,121
You are a star now.
You have power.
300
00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:36,881
What do I do?
301
00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:39,781
Demand things.
302
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,442
If you don't start using your power,
you will lose it.
303
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:47,730
Alright, so give Julia a story.
304
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:49,710
Do it!
305
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:54,143
- Does Julia know Blair Marshall?
- Yeah.
306
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,333
They were in
Hellhouse together.
307
00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:04,263
I need an extra
500 for the wake.
308
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,391
Okay.
309
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:11,011
I just get the face, I don't want
anyone to see the crematorium.
310
00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:27,171
I'm really sorry but I have
to take your picture now.
311
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,300
Lucy needs it.
312
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:32,230
She has to compete in
very tough market.
313
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,311
She's a good person,
she just has to compete and
314
00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:39,081
I gotta help her because
I'm the only one she has and
315
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,872
I can't fail.
316
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:47,881
I thought you were great
in From Here America
317
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:52,683
and Hellhouse and Made you
look and in Roughly September.
318
00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:56,313
That one got 5 stars
and your performance
319
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,733
was joyously transcendant
according to
320
00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:01,680
Elvis Mitchell from
the New York Times.
321
00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:08,301
- Alright, we gotta move this one.
- Okay.
322
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:12,811
It's been nice talking to you.
323
00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:15,960
Bye.
324
00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:45,911
Excuse me. Hey.
325
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:49,680
I couldn't help but overhear that
you're in the childcare field.
326
00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:51,593
That's right.
327
00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:54,590
We just lost our
wonderful person this week
328
00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:59,291
- and I am just desperate.
- You don't have an agency?
329
00:20:59,585 --> 00:21:02,660
Oh, no, no. Of course we do.
It's just um...
330
00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:05,191
you know we have to go
through a100 interviews
331
00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:07,232
before we can find
someone who's...
332
00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:09,263
you know who's discreet enough.
333
00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:15,013
Well, my husband is very prominent
in the entertainment industry.
334
00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:17,282
Really?
335
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,233
And who's that?
336
00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:23,773
I'm so sorry. I can't tell you.
337
00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:28,501
You know how it is with
security and everything.
338
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,511
It's crazy.
339
00:21:32,905 --> 00:21:36,600
It can be so...
so isolating sometimes.
340
00:21:38,146 --> 00:21:41,153
I wish we could live normal lives,
you know?
341
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:43,381
Well, of course, you do, dear.
342
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:46,241
I'm so sorry. I'm...
343
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:48,222
I don't even know you.
344
00:21:48,258 --> 00:21:50,021
Have a wipe darling.
345
00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:53,173
Now...
346
00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:55,593
You were saying?
347
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,190
Well, I just thought
you might know who,
348
00:21:58,445 --> 00:22:03,613
you know, the most discreet
celebrity babynurses might be.
349
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,513
- They're just a handful, dear.
- I know.
350
00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:11,792
You know I was just talking
to that wonderful nurse
351
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,773
who Blair and Logan are using.
352
00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:17,262
And she was telling me that she had
a friend who might be available but
353
00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:20,402
you know I can't
reach them because
354
00:22:20,486 --> 00:22:22,641
they've gone into hiding.
355
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,683
Blair and Logan's baby nurse...
356
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,880
You mean Gabriella.
357
00:22:28,245 --> 00:22:33,602
Yes! Yes, that's right.
That's right. Gabriella.
358
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:45,142
Um... Lucy? Hey.
359
00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:47,422
I got something on
the baby nurse.
360
00:22:47,715 --> 00:22:49,212
Yeah?
361
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,562
Name, number, rates,
362
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:54,053
a little history, hometown,
immigration status.
363
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,971
Nice. You can pick soemthing
from the swag pile.
364
00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:00,790
Oh, no thanks.
365
00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,543
No thanks?
366
00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:07,141
Well, it sounds kinda
stupid but um...
367
00:23:07,156 --> 00:23:09,002
I do it for the story.
368
00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:15,820
- Here, check this out.
- What is it?
369
00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:18,120
The still from the Altmann film
370
00:23:18,127 --> 00:23:20,040
where Blair played
a pregnant runaway.
371
00:23:20,257 --> 00:23:21,801
Wow! She really looks pregnant!
372
00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:25,092
She really does. So?
373
00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:28,872
So, she's not having a baby?
374
00:23:29,127 --> 00:23:32,322
But she made a deal with people
to take her first baby pictures.
375
00:23:33,718 --> 00:23:35,473
Black market?
376
00:23:36,647 --> 00:23:38,951
If she's too vain
to carry her baby,
377
00:23:38,956 --> 00:23:41,230
she's way too vain not
to have a little Blogan.
378
00:23:41,268 --> 00:23:42,801
Surrogate.
379
00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,110
Find out where this
pregnancy pad is
380
00:23:45,138 --> 00:23:47,752
and check into all of our
fertility clinics sources.
381
00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:49,690
Listen to me,
382
00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:52,842
if this gets out in any way,
if they get onto us,
383
00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:54,891
the whole story's over.
384
00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:57,183
Whether she's carrying
a baby or not,
385
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,891
this girl is my next cover.
386
00:23:59,115 --> 00:24:00,432
Do you understand?
387
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,862
Yeah.
388
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:03,253
Okay.
389
00:24:44,895 --> 00:24:47,062
Oh, I'm sorry.
390
00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:48,783
- It's okay.
- Okay.
391
00:24:49,148 --> 00:24:52,963
So, there was a break in last fall
at the Universal wardrobe house.
392
00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,460
They claimed a couple pieces of
costume jewelry and a clown suit.
393
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:59,480
And 3 of the
pregnancy prosthetics
394
00:24:59,816 --> 00:25:02,053
built for Blair Marshall
for the Altmann film.
395
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,061
Let me guess,
one for each trimester.
396
00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:06,302
- You got it.
- Oh, this is great.
397
00:25:06,525 --> 00:25:08,323
Okay, just keep
following the story.
398
00:25:08,358 --> 00:25:10,510
Don't leak a word,
not even inhouse.
399
00:25:10,738 --> 00:25:14,070
I want you to create a secret edit
cue and file your stuff there.
400
00:25:14,326 --> 00:25:18,690
I want only dummy text
and *** up on that wall.
401
00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:24,660
I was the 1st person to
report this pregnancy.
402
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:28,290
And she played me.
God, I really don't appreciate that.
403
00:25:28,888 --> 00:25:31,081
- Stick around.
- Okay.
404
00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:35,810
Also, I'm gonna want you
to write some copy on a
405
00:25:35,815 --> 00:25:38,162
fashion piece that we're
doing on Julia Mallory.
406
00:25:38,198 --> 00:25:41,080
It's a "many looks"
retrospectice kind of thing.
407
00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:42,933
She's gonna be coming
in and sitting with you
408
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,061
and one of our photo editors.
409
00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:47,340
I thought we were sticking
to the tragedy angle on her.
410
00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:49,340
Yeah, well,
we're gonna go a little counter to that.
411
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:51,533
- See how that plays.
- Okay.
412
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:53,103
Holt!
413
00:25:53,477 --> 00:25:56,370
- Hey, dude!
- Hey!
414
00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:59,703
Look at you, man.
Lean and mean.
415
00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:01,611
What? Are you here
for a meeting?
416
00:26:01,756 --> 00:26:03,071
- Yeah.
- Which one?
417
00:26:03,335 --> 00:26:05,452
- "Angry inch".
- Right.
418
00:26:05,635 --> 00:26:07,843
- Passed on that.
- Of course you did.
419
00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:09,673
Your teeth are really white.
420
00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,392
Veneers or something.
421
00:26:11,615 --> 00:26:13,150
No.
422
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,841
I gotta go.
423
00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:18,103
Yeah, I heard you got the
Fincher movie. How is it going?
424
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,780
It's okay, thanks.
425
00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:22,090
Yeah, I was up for that shit,
426
00:26:22,358 --> 00:26:24,593
thought it fell
apart in the 2nd act.
427
00:26:24,808 --> 00:26:26,642
When I sat down with Fincher,
428
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,212
I was like
429
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:31,463
Holt McLaren could be really
awesome for this part so
430
00:26:31,468 --> 00:26:33,723
who knows?
Maybe I got you the part.
431
00:26:33,735 --> 00:26:35,870
Listen, Johnny.
432
00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:37,873
You didn't get me
the damn part.
433
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,320
I got the part.
434
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,692
I got the part because
people want me.
435
00:26:41,848 --> 00:26:43,533
You know you're shit's over.
436
00:26:43,598 --> 00:26:46,330
You're the punchline to half
a dozen jokes in this town.
437
00:26:46,365 --> 00:26:48,981
And the only reason no ones
told you what a total blite
438
00:26:49,016 --> 00:26:52,623
you are to humanity is because
you lake $5 millions a movie.
439
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:54,382
Dude!
440
00:26:54,717 --> 00:26:56,840
What is your damage!
441
00:26:58,388 --> 00:27:03,181
Oh yeah. And I made $7 mil
for Subliminal Velocity.
442
00:27:03,215 --> 00:27:06,611
- Enjoy it while it lasts, dude.
- Say hi to Julia for me, will you?
443
00:27:10,118 --> 00:27:12,933
It's a pleasure to
meet you, Gabriella.
444
00:27:13,158 --> 00:27:15,681
I wanted to come here in
person to tell you that
445
00:27:15,695 --> 00:27:17,441
I don't want anything from you.
446
00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:19,120
I don't want to be famous.
447
00:27:19,457 --> 00:27:21,501
And I am not interested
in your magazine.
448
00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:23,851
And I don't betray my clients.
449
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,043
Okay, well,
thanks anyway for coming in.
450
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,693
Is that it?
451
00:27:29,057 --> 00:27:32,432
Um, yeah.
Willa, you wanna walk her out?
452
00:27:33,856 --> 00:27:36,063
Do you want your
parking validated?
453
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,110
Oh no, I didn't park in...
454
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,531
I mean certainly,
if you're going to remain loyal
455
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,420
when you're getting paid
half the going rate,
456
00:27:42,457 --> 00:27:44,381
then there's nothing I can say.
457
00:27:44,415 --> 00:27:46,542
What do you mean
half the going rate?
458
00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,091
The Tom Kitten baby nurse...
459
00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:49,873
95 an hour.
460
00:27:50,098 --> 00:27:52,040
That's a 12 hour minimum.
461
00:27:52,056 --> 00:27:54,422
24 when they travel and
462
00:27:54,435 --> 00:27:56,520
plus the confidentiality close.
That's uh...
463
00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:58,451
I don't know, you do the maths.
464
00:27:58,748 --> 00:28:01,891
- But they...
- **** and Deb... 80.
465
00:28:02,086 --> 00:28:05,560
And they're nowhere near the
stars that Blair and Logan are.
466
00:28:06,258 --> 00:28:09,011
They told me this
was the top rate.
467
00:28:09,227 --> 00:28:11,943
And yet you remain loyal,
I think that's fantastic.
468
00:28:12,196 --> 00:28:14,141
And what if I didn't?
469
00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:18,650
Well, I know that you
don't wanna be a star.
470
00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:21,840
But I also that you're
from Flores de Maio.
471
00:28:22,055 --> 00:28:24,901
And that your mother and sister are
there with other family members.
472
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:27,632
- How do you know about my family?
- I'm a journalist.
473
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:30,491
And I know that you worry about
them and their standard of living.
474
00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:32,572
And if I help you?
475
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:36,503
Well, there's a farm
with some acreage
476
00:28:36,528 --> 00:28:38,623
and a very nice house
next to your mother.
477
00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:41,453
That's for sale
for $200,000 US.
478
00:28:41,746 --> 00:28:45,842
I think that if you help,
that could be a very realistic goal.
479
00:28:46,215 --> 00:28:48,852
Now the insiders
are reporting that
480
00:28:48,905 --> 00:28:52,041
she's going to induce at the
super star suite at Seeters.
481
00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:53,821
They're all camped
out there but
482
00:28:53,877 --> 00:28:55,853
I don't think they're
gonna go to Seeters.
483
00:28:55,888 --> 00:28:58,753
No, I think they'll be too many
unanswered questions there
484
00:28:58,788 --> 00:29:00,650
due to the nature
of the pregnancy.
485
00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:02,853
Don't you think?
486
00:29:03,915 --> 00:29:05,711
I think you're right.
487
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,383
But they don't tell
me their location.
488
00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:10,393
When the baby comes,
they will call
489
00:29:10,427 --> 00:29:12,641
and then they will send a car.
490
00:29:12,856 --> 00:29:15,572
Okay, why don't you let
us worry about that?
491
00:29:15,898 --> 00:29:17,621
All you need to do
492
00:29:17,675 --> 00:29:21,503
is take that baby to the window
for a shot of California sun.
493
00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:23,963
You know how the
babies get jaunisse.
494
00:29:26,748 --> 00:29:32,322
It's the house
plus $100,000 US.
495
00:29:32,346 --> 00:29:35,142
I want half the money
upfront, non-refundable.
496
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,862
And the other half if
you get your picture.
497
00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:42,223
Congratulations on
your new home.
498
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:44,672
Here, I'll walk you out.
499
00:29:56,957 --> 00:29:58,273
Hey.
500
00:29:59,155 --> 00:30:02,821
- Hey, I can't see the screen.
- Sorry.
501
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:06,963
Babe...
502
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:10,960
- Yeah.
- I was thinking we should uh...
503
00:30:11,257 --> 00:30:13,631
we should send something
to Blair and Logan.
504
00:30:14,996 --> 00:30:17,260
You know some kind
of baby gift.
505
00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:20,231
I know, totally.
506
00:30:20,598 --> 00:30:22,903
Where are they having the baby?
507
00:30:23,096 --> 00:30:24,772
I should get the address.
508
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,013
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
509
00:30:27,598 --> 00:30:30,341
Yes! Level 5.
510
00:30:31,818 --> 00:30:34,890
- What?
- The address.
511
00:30:35,228 --> 00:30:38,371
Oh, I know,
you have to call her mom
512
00:30:38,345 --> 00:30:40,940
'cause they're hiding
out there 'til it's time.
513
00:30:41,748 --> 00:30:45,080
It's in my book, it's under B.
M. mom.
514
00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:46,660
Cool.
515
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,040
Hey.
516
00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,030
I love you.
517
00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:54,653
I love you.
518
00:30:57,847 --> 00:30:59,481
I love you.
519
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,260
- How was that?
- It was great.
520
00:31:32,405 --> 00:31:35,481
- But you didn't...
- No.
521
00:31:35,705 --> 00:31:38,343
- Nothing?
- No, I didn't say nothing.
522
00:31:38,677 --> 00:31:42,193
No, no. I just didn't come.
523
00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:45,342
I'm sorry.
524
00:31:45,675 --> 00:31:48,093
Oh, no, it was nice.
525
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,363
Maybe you could give
me some direction.
526
00:31:51,366 --> 00:31:53,012
I could draw you a map,
527
00:31:53,156 --> 00:31:54,621
it's not gonna happen.
528
00:31:58,248 --> 00:31:59,602
Wow!
529
00:32:00,636 --> 00:32:03,382
Listen, it's not you.
It's just...
530
00:32:03,606 --> 00:32:05,283
I have better luck alone.
531
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,033
So...
532
00:32:08,915 --> 00:32:10,641
vibrator?
533
00:32:13,468 --> 00:32:17,341
You know they say you can
get like desensitized.
534
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:22,291
Well, maybe I was never
sensitized to begin with.
535
00:32:22,555 --> 00:32:24,160
What about um...
536
00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:28,892
Did you...
did you come the last time?
537
00:32:30,988 --> 00:32:34,023
So, what I am doing here?
538
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,221
I had a really nice time.
539
00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:38,683
There's that word
again: "nice".
540
00:32:38,935 --> 00:32:44,292
And "had" so does
that mean it's over?
541
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,302
I do have a lot of work to do.
542
00:32:47,255 --> 00:32:51,072
So... essentially
I'm a booty call?
543
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,402
Well, yeah.
544
00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:59,353
I don't know why I'm having
such a problem with that.
545
00:33:01,008 --> 00:33:03,003
You know how many
times I wanted a chick
546
00:33:03,017 --> 00:33:05,693
to turn into a sandwich
when I was done?
547
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:09,252
I'm a rock musician,
booty calls are my stocking trade.
548
00:33:09,507 --> 00:33:11,522
Well, if anybody
understands then...
549
00:33:11,745 --> 00:33:15,193
Right. Right.
I'll just grab my stuff.
550
00:33:15,705 --> 00:33:17,643
Yeah, right.
551
00:33:18,048 --> 00:33:20,130
You know I make
pancakes from scratch.
552
00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:21,672
Carbs.
553
00:33:21,705 --> 00:33:23,801
Or I could get on my guitar and
554
00:33:24,097 --> 00:33:26,840
play some Bon Jovi song
and bullshit ballad,
555
00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:28,602
tell you I wrote it for you.
556
00:33:28,616 --> 00:33:31,131
I've got like 2 more hours
of work to do tonight.
557
00:33:31,358 --> 00:33:32,853
Wow.
558
00:33:33,775 --> 00:33:37,540
You're like a guy.
You really are.
559
00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,023
See you later.
560
00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,510
This is surreal.
561
00:33:55,808 --> 00:33:57,120
What?
562
00:33:58,446 --> 00:34:02,250
I don't know it just seems like we
do a lot to avoid these magazines.
563
00:34:02,478 --> 00:34:05,040
But this will be good
for you. Alright?
564
00:34:05,297 --> 00:34:07,422
It's gonna get you back
in the public eye.
565
00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:09,400
You're right.
566
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,493
Still surreal though.
567
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,872
Hi.
568
00:34:14,165 --> 00:34:17,102
Hi. Thank you guys so much for
coming down. I'm Willa McPherson.
569
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,371
- Julia Mallory.
- Holt McLaren.
570
00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:22,713
Of course I know you both.
You're my favorite Holloywood couple.
571
00:34:22,745 --> 00:34:24,720
Sorry. Follow me.
572
00:34:25,168 --> 00:34:27,581
So our idea is to do a sort of
573
00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:29,851
"many looks of Julia
Mallory" piece.
574
00:34:30,146 --> 00:34:32,821
We're gonna pull a lot of
really great red carpet shots
575
00:34:32,858 --> 00:34:35,612
and some candids and you
know different haircuts
576
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,813
'cause readers love
that kind of thing.
577
00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,532
The art department is this way.
578
00:34:39,717 --> 00:34:40,962
Hello.
579
00:34:40,986 --> 00:34:43,082
This is our editor in chief,
Lucy Spiller.
580
00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:44,551
- Hi.
- How are you?
581
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,911
Thank you so much for
doing this for me.
582
00:34:46,938 --> 00:34:49,793
Oh no, thank you for your willingness
to be a part of the story.
583
00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:52,433
And you... the hero.
584
00:34:52,685 --> 00:34:56,092
I know I wouldn't be here to do
this story if it wasn't for him.
585
00:34:56,978 --> 00:34:58,772
No, you wouldn't.
586
00:35:00,318 --> 00:35:03,020
Well, we should
probably do this.
587
00:35:03,576 --> 00:35:05,513
She's gotta get home
to get some rest.
588
00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:06,583
Okay.
589
00:35:06,765 --> 00:35:07,862
Bye.
590
00:35:08,195 --> 00:35:10,393
I'll introduce you guys
to the photo editor.
591
00:35:24,836 --> 00:35:26,672
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
592
00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:29,401
- You're Prince Tyreese.
- Yeah, that's right.
593
00:35:30,077 --> 00:35:31,950
I'm a big fan.
594
00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:35,322
Bullshit! You set me
up with that skank.
595
00:35:35,648 --> 00:35:38,580
Those pictures...
those were great.
596
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:42,211
You were in the hot tub and the
chaise longue and the whipped cream
597
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:44,630
and then the strap-on
riding your butt.
598
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,530
You want to talk about
that any more, huh?
599
00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:50,051
Why don't you say that shit again,
let's see what happens?
600
00:35:50,085 --> 00:35:52,111
- No.
- Who are you working with?
601
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:55,700
- I'm a small business man.
- Who hired you for those pictures?
602
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,601
Nobody! Just me.
603
00:35:57,787 --> 00:35:59,402
You lying nut bag!
604
00:36:00,975 --> 00:36:04,860
You own the 3rd highest
all tilme rebound record
605
00:36:04,888 --> 00:36:07,420
but your free shot percentage
is hurting the team.
606
00:36:07,725 --> 00:36:10,662
In the first 3 games of the season,
you averaged 22 points a game.
607
00:36:10,698 --> 00:36:13,073
That went up to 26 by game 4
608
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,720
then you falled off.
609
00:36:16,488 --> 00:36:17,873
Son of a bitch!
610
00:36:18,716 --> 00:36:20,221
You're bent!
611
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,452
Technically, I'm schizophrenic.
612
00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,510
My life functions.
613
00:36:28,615 --> 00:36:30,332
So beautiful.
614
00:36:30,776 --> 00:36:33,230
- What?
- So beautiful.
615
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:38,843
He was my buddy
here but he's gone.
616
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:49,322
Crazy little cockaroach!
617
00:36:49,947 --> 00:36:53,950
- This shit ain't over.
- Okay.
618
00:37:09,636 --> 00:37:11,253
Here they are.
619
00:37:16,078 --> 00:37:17,611
Logan and Blair.
620
00:37:19,228 --> 00:37:20,960
Seeters will be a zoo.
621
00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:23,452
We'll send some people
there to throw people off.
622
00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:26,421
The competition is
going to be insane.
623
00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:29,500
But that's okay because we've
got the right information.
624
00:37:31,158 --> 00:37:34,340
Our intel says the baby's going
to be born somewhere else.
625
00:38:17,485 --> 00:38:21,971
They're gonna be using decoys
and imposteurs to evade us.
626
00:38:33,368 --> 00:38:37,662
But we're gonna be at the
right place at the right time.
627
00:38:59,186 --> 00:39:01,051
No, that's not the shot.
628
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,620
Yeah, I got it.
629
00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:22,163
Yes.
630
00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:23,961
Yes!
631
00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:34,480
If Tina Harrod can beat that,
he should give her the job.
632
00:39:35,627 --> 00:39:37,303
How does that feel?
633
00:39:37,597 --> 00:39:39,583
Being the first tabloid editor
634
00:39:39,598 --> 00:39:41,593
to put a dead star
on the cover?
635
00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:43,350
- That feels great!
- Yeah?
636
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:45,883
Great like...
like pornographer great?
637
00:39:46,108 --> 00:39:47,710
You call it what you want.
638
00:39:48,008 --> 00:39:51,451
Just about every news outlet in
the world has picked up this story.
639
00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:53,581
The media blogers
are going apeshit
640
00:39:53,598 --> 00:39:55,810
and you think that
cover is not gonna pop?
641
00:39:56,148 --> 00:39:58,231
I told you to up the draw.
642
00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:04,351
And people made a deal for 1.5
million for the baby Blogan pictures!
643
00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:06,663
We scooped them for expenses.
644
00:40:06,995 --> 00:40:09,340
No doubt about it.
You're the queen!
645
00:40:09,635 --> 00:40:12,332
And you were the only one
who nailed the Blogan thing.
646
00:40:13,406 --> 00:40:16,932
God! I mean,
too vain to carry your own baby!
647
00:40:17,188 --> 00:40:20,661
And the exclusive with the surrogate.
It's a great touch.
648
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:24,371
So what are you gonna do next week,
your heinness?
649
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,390
- Maybe I'll get lucky.
- Oh yeah?
650
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:28,242
You know somebody
else is gonna die?
651
00:40:28,275 --> 00:40:32,170
Some other big celebrity couple is gonna
fake a baby we can steal pictures of.
652
00:40:32,257 --> 00:40:33,833
'Cause those are the
only kind of covers
653
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:36,493
that are gonna keep up
out of debt every week.
654
00:40:36,505 --> 00:40:39,101
Well, thanks for your concern
but that's my problem.
655
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:42,620
No, it's not. As of tomorrow,
it's Tina Harrod's problem.
656
00:40:44,785 --> 00:40:46,841
Unless you accept my cuts.
657
00:41:12,578 --> 00:41:14,520
Holy shit!
658
00:41:20,865 --> 00:41:22,030
Hi.
659
00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,552
I want you, Teery and Janice to meet
me in the office in 15 minutes.
660
00:41:34,946 --> 00:41:37,871
- They did a nice job, huh?
- Yeah.
661
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:39,893
It looks awesome.
662
00:41:41,287 --> 00:41:44,760
- You wanna go out?
- You're feeling up to it.
663
00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:46,043
Yeah, why not?
664
00:41:46,198 --> 00:41:47,472
Alright.
665
00:41:47,808 --> 00:41:49,422
I'll get dressed.
666
00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:19,193
Oh, this better be
good, sweetpea,
667
00:42:19,227 --> 00:42:22,373
'cause what I was dreaming
is illegal in most states.
668
00:42:23,038 --> 00:42:25,122
Let me say this, Gibson:
669
00:42:25,386 --> 00:42:29,451
whatever happens tonight,
you will never forget this moment.
670
00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:32,273
This is what we both live for.
671
00:42:33,857 --> 00:42:36,933
You wanna cut your
overhead by 20%?
672
00:42:37,926 --> 00:42:39,750
How about 50%?
673
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:49,363
We can bind the magazines.
One monster publication.
674
00:42:49,615 --> 00:42:53,352
The credibility of Now with
the all the lurid fun of Dirt.
675
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:55,951
A glossy tabloid.
676
00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,571
No, it is more than that.
677
00:42:57,707 --> 00:43:00,751
No, this is People magazine with
a healthy dose of screw you.
678
00:43:00,907 --> 00:43:04,531
It's the National Enquirer
without the penis enlargement ads.
679
00:43:04,826 --> 00:43:07,982
Walmart mommy will love it and
so will the rich sorority girls.
680
00:43:08,235 --> 00:43:10,210
You know when I
bought Now magazine.
681
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,671
I thought I paid my
way into legitimacy.
682
00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,503
I bought an institution.
683
00:43:14,547 --> 00:43:17,981
Now magazine brought America
through the 2nd half of the century.
684
00:43:18,207 --> 00:43:20,913
It was solid and it was
dependable but it is over.
685
00:43:21,217 --> 00:43:24,402
- It's culturally irrelevant.
- Then I'm culturally irrelevant.
686
00:43:24,617 --> 00:43:26,302
No. Not if you change,
687
00:43:26,305 --> 00:43:28,760
not if your charge
the old with the new.
688
00:43:29,017 --> 00:43:30,593
Look at Blair and Logan.
689
00:43:30,928 --> 00:43:34,440
These are 2 has-beens that become
huge because they joined forces.
690
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:38,112
We have the chance to
shape American culture.
691
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:41,662
This is the shape we
want for the culture?
692
00:43:43,318 --> 00:43:47,090
You're the one who always says
"let the market place decide".
693
00:43:47,315 --> 00:43:49,321
This is what the
market place wants.
694
00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:50,831
You need this.
695
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,361
No, you need this.
696
00:43:56,545 --> 00:43:58,600
If I do this for you...
697
00:43:58,895 --> 00:44:01,430
You name it, I'll do anything.
698
00:44:01,455 --> 00:44:04,280
I know this will succeed.
I know it. I can feel it.
699
00:44:04,617 --> 00:44:06,842
Brett *** already
know about this?
700
00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:10,110
I came straight to you.
Vision is not a part of his job.
701
00:44:10,365 --> 00:44:13,041
- He won't be pleased.
- I don't give a shit.
702
00:44:13,297 --> 00:44:15,090
I don't work for him.
703
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,401
Then God help you
if you're wrong.
704
00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:19,493
I won't be.
705
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,402
You see.
706
00:44:32,415 --> 00:44:33,973
Told you.
707
00:46:35,816 --> 00:46:37,611
Morning, sweetheart.
708
00:46:47,816 --> 00:46:52,812
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