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Carmen, take it easy. Our future
depends on this piece of paper.
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I didn't even know the
fax machine was plugged in.
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How does a fax not go
through for 28 years?
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How do I know? It probably
got stuck in the wires.
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All I know, it's an offer.
And offers don't expire.
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[CHUCKLES] Offers definitely expire.
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Remember when you were
playing the Tangiers
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and there was that Groupon? That expired.
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I don't know. I can't argue. I
don't even know what that means.
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You're gonna have to get someone
else to drive you tomorrow,
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because, honestly, I got
so much shit I got to do.
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Shit, shit.
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Why you got to curse all the time?
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Okay, so you can say cunt
lips, but I can't say shit?
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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Hmm.
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This is weird. It's Milkshake.
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Says he wants to invite us for dinner.
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Why is that weird?
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Well, when we're hungry,
we just, like, go and eat.
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We don't discuss it.
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People change. He's writing
his movie now, all the time.
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He's seeing the hypnotist.
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Yeah. So, how long does
that take, an hour a week?
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No, he's seeing his hypnotist.
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You didn't know Milkshake
had a girlfriend?
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No.
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Oh!
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[AUDIENCE CHANTING]
Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice!
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Top of the world, Ma.
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[IMPLOSION]
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[LAUGHING] What the hell is this?
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That's an offer. It's time-stamped.
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Who exactly are you representing here?
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'Cause I was under the
impression that we pay you
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an exorbitant rate to represent us
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as outside counsel on this matter.
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As your outside counsel,
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I'm acknowledging that it's time-stamped.
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Okay, let's be real clear here.
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There is zero chance that you're
gonna be hosting the Oscars.
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I mean, Harambe the Gorilla
has a better shot at hosting
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the Academy Awards [LAUGHS] than you do.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you telling him that
Harambe the Gorilla is dead?
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That's the point.
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He's saying he would put a
dead gorilla on the air before
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he lets Andrew Dice fucking
Clay open The Dolby Theatre.
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All right. Everybody take it easy.
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Seriously, we did not
come here to be insulted.
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This is a binding document.
Time-stamped, motherfucker.
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- Okay.
- Time-stamped!
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All these dickshots here
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think we have some kind of an agreement,
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which I seriously doubt would
hold up in any court of law.
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But, that being said, I have to admit,
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I, uh, I like you guys.
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And I think I might have a solution
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to our mutual predicament.
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What he's gonna say is that
someone has dropped out of
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MONROE: The Musical!
and there might be
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a role available for you.
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Will you let me pitch the fucking thing?
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Yeah. Go ahead. Knock yourself out.
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- What the hell is Monroe?
- MONROE: The Musical
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is going to save this network.
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The music is gonna be phenomenal.
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The script was written
by Gatewood and Tanaka,
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the toast of Broadway.
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All to be performed
and broadcast live from
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the Tropicana Hotel and
Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Did you see Hamilton?
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- No.
- All right.
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You replace the diverse cast
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with your favorite movie wise guys.
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James Woods as Monroe.
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Danny Aiello as the Vice President.
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We had Joey Mantegna locked
in as John Quincy Adams,
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but he had to get out.
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So, uh, if you want
the role... it's yours.
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Three hours of prime-time television, Dice.
Starring you.
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Not just three house of prime time.
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Three hours of prime time, during sweeps.
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This is the highest priority for
this network. Heavily promoted.
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We're talking about a viewership
of 12 million, minimum.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm not really
a song-and-dance man, Carmen.
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Yeah, but it's an opportunity
to do something different.
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Plus, you said you
wanted to do more acting.
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I do want to act, but I want
to do, like, a Tarantino movie.
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Where... Where you get to
stab a guy, like, in his eye
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with, like, a letter opener.
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Monroe? It's theater. It's...
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What's wrong with with that?
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The guys, they wear eyeliner.
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When they get shot, it's
not even, like, fake blood.
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They pull, like, red
scarves out of their shirts.
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Okay.
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Carmen, what are my balls gonna think?
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Oh, so, in this scenario,
your balls have brains?
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[SCOFFS]
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Well, they might not have brains,
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but they definitely have an opinion.
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Okay, so it's not a Tarantino movie.
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Maybe this isn't the role of your dreams.
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But what if you can't get
the role of your dreams
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if you don't do this first?
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This is a chance to be on
a nationally televised show
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in front of, what,
like ten million people?
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Actually, 12 million.
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You can open yourself up to a
whole new generation of viewers.
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Show them who Dice is.
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And James Woods is gonna be there.
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That's pretty unbelievable.
I mean, he is a legendary guy.
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Does that mean you're gonna do it?
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- Yeah, fuck it. I'm doing it.
- Ah!
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- This is exciting!
- I'm doing it!
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I'm doing it!
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But... they're not from where I'm from.
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They do things like,
"Places, everybody. Places!"
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I'll be like, "I'm over here now.
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So, hello. Like, I'm over
here. Like, I'm ready."
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Yeah, but sometimes,
instead of doing the work,
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you spin out a little.
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You invent reasons to not focus.
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I'm all over it already.
Mentally, I'm already there.
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? Old Virginia ?
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- ? Virginia ?
- ? You had it in ya ?
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? You had it in ya ?
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? Yes, I broke the mold! ?
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Cut!
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Cut, cut, cut.
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That felt pretty good, right?
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Yeah. Oh, it was good.
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- Yeah, it-it's a start.
- Yeah.
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But let me ask you something.
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You'd think I would really
be, like, a secretary?
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I mean, you're not a
traditional secretary.
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You're the Secretary of State!
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You really think he'd be, like, my boss?
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No, I'm not your boss, I'm
President of the United States.
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And you're John Quincy Adams,
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so you're part of my cabinet.
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But John Quincy Adams was
the President, if I'm correct?
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Yes, although John Quincy
Adams was President during
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this time period, James
Monroe is the President here
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and John Quincy Adams was
the Secretary of... of State.
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But people tuning in, they
just want to have a good time,
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a couple laughs, whatever, right?
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Yeah, that's true, but this
is based on historical fact.
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And that's what's so fun, I think.
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It is fun. And you're
gonna kill it, okay?
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- Kill it.
- You're gonna kill it.
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So, how about we do...
we do one with singing?
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You will kill it. Uh, no. I'm not, uh...
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Sorry, Toby. I'm, um...
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I don't think I'm gonna sing today.
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I got a, uh... I want
to save my voice, okay?
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Well, I'm gonna make camera
changes and you guys...
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- Yeah. You change cameras.
- ...practice your steps, okay?
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Places, everybody! Places!
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I'm over here now!
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Great. That's great.
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Hey, Teller. How you doing?
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What do they got? Anything good here?
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You know, I... Listen to me.
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You know, we don't really
know each other well.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I know... I know the bit.
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I know when you're on
stage with Penn and Teller,
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you don't talk when you're up there.
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But I come over here and I say hello,
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and you act like a fucking asshole?
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You can't wave or acknowledge?
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What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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We're not on stage now. Come on.
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You know what, Dice?
You're right. I apologize.
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That's all right.
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You know what? Sometimes
I snap out too quick.
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That's why I get divorced all the time.
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Moderately decent snacks here, you know?
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I'm filming next door and I
just came over and helped myself.
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- Oh.
- Nobody notices me.
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When I'm mute, I'm invisible.
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I know they're not
filming anything next door.
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I'm here for a meeting.
That's all I can say.
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Meeting?
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Want me to let you in on a secret?
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What secret? I want to know.
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Just between us?
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It's like we're becoming instant friends.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, go ahead.
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I got tapped.
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What?
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To be one of The Vegas Twelve.
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- The who?
- Really?
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Of all people, I thought it would
mean something to you.
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It would if I knew what it was, you know?
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It's the 12 people who run Vegas.
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What?
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You think the Mayor runs this place?
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The Chief of Police? The
Nevada Corps of Engineers?
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Nope. It's The Twelve.
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We decide everything.
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You?
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And when one of The Twelve dies,
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somebody else gets tapped.
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This time it's me.
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We're having a meeting next door.
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If you tell somebody that I told you,
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they'll never believe you.
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I'm a mute.
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You know?
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?
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How long has Milkshake
been renting this place?
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You should tell him I can get him a deal.
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Rent? [LAUGHING] You think he rents this?
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He's an owner.
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Milkshake owns this place?
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How does he have money to own a house?
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It's sponge money.
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He had a minor heart
surgery a few years ago.
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And when they sewed him up,
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they left this little
surgical sponge in there.
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He sued. He won. He's got sponge money.
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Well, how much money is sponge money?
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It's not fuck-you money.
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It's not scratch-off money.
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- It's sponge money.
- Yeah.
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[LAUGHS] Okay.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Before we go in...
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Sometimes when we meet new people,
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you just start telling stories.
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You don't even ask a question.
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This is Milkshake's girlfriend,
so ask some questions.
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- I'll ask questions, all right?
- Okay.
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- Shake!
- Hi!
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- Come on in.
- How you doing?
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- Good.
- Nice.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Get over here.
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[SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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So, you guys went on a cruise?
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You go on cruises now?
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[LAUGHS]
252
00:09:49,096 --> 00:09:52,988
Yeah, and as you can see by the
seal in the corner, I'm a MVB.
253
00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:55,700
That stands for Most...
254
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,700
Valuable Boater.
255
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,071
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
256
00:09:59,362 --> 00:10:03,147
Um... can I clean some of these plates?
257
00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:04,628
Oh, no, no. Just leave it for later.
258
00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:06,010
- I don't...
- No, just leave it for later.
259
00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:06,968
Okay.
260
00:10:08,052 --> 00:10:10,556
So, where are you from, Trudy?
261
00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,397
Sacramento.
262
00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:14,040
Grew up there? You were born there?
263
00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,123
Yeah, I was. Born and I grew up there.
264
00:10:18,038 --> 00:10:19,686
Where'd you get the fish?
265
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,889
Oh, gosh! Uh, I don't know.
266
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,292
Um, this is feeling like
267
00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:26,575
I'm on Law and Order
or something like that.
268
00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:29,098
No, just trying to be
interesting, like, to find out
269
00:10:29,198 --> 00:10:31,180
things about you that I might not know.
270
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,183
Um, well, I do not know
where the fish is from.
271
00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:34,704
But I can go check.
272
00:10:34,804 --> 00:10:38,429
Oh, uh, no, no, no.
We... We... don't care.
273
00:10:38,529 --> 00:10:40,111
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
274
00:10:40,211 --> 00:10:43,835
Trudy from Sacramento, that
grew up, was born in Sacramento.
275
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,117
Went to school there?
276
00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:46,439
Why do you keep grilling me?
277
00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:47,960
No, I'm... I'm really just...
278
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,003
No, no, I'm sorry. This
guy, he's been grilling me...
279
00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:51,845
- No, no.
- ...all night long.
280
00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:53,627
Why do you need to know
where I went to college?
281
00:10:53,707 --> 00:10:55,189
You don't think I'm good enough for Ron?
282
00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:56,571
- No.
- You think that because
283
00:10:56,671 --> 00:10:58,373
I live here for free and I eat his food
284
00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:00,696
and use his guest
bedroom as a yoga studio
285
00:11:00,796 --> 00:11:02,077
that I'm some kind of freeloader?
286
00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:03,299
Not at all.
287
00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:04,640
Well, let me tell you something,
288
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,103
I pull my weight around here, okay?!
289
00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:10,187
And for your information,
I went to Alabama.
290
00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:14,033
So Roll fucking Tide,
you fucking asshole!
291
00:11:15,253 --> 00:11:16,423
Aah!
292
00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:23,205
You know what? I'm gonna help him.
293
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,085
So, what'd you think?
294
00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:30,709
She's cool.
295
00:11:30,809 --> 00:11:32,198
She's hot, right?
296
00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:35,503
Yeah. I always just saw you with
somebody a little more simple,
297
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,866
like a Ukrainian prostitute
298
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,309
or like a kindergarten
teacher. You know what I mean?
299
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,811
Yeah, me too.
300
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:44,114
But I'm really happy
now, though, you know?
301
00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:45,956
- She's hot, right?
- You already said that.
302
00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:48,919
She's so hot. I hope
I don't fuck this up.
303
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,402
How many times has this
chick hypnotized you?
304
00:11:52,304 --> 00:11:53,625
Why you gotta ask that?
305
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,345
That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
306
00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:58,651
I'm gonna go cut the pie.
307
00:11:58,751 --> 00:11:59,861
Yeah, you do that.
308
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,349
You ever been hypnotized before?
309
00:12:02,374 --> 00:12:03,617
Oh!
310
00:12:03,717 --> 00:12:05,780
No, no, no, no. [CHUCKLES]
311
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,542
I don't really believe in hypnotism.
312
00:12:07,642 --> 00:12:10,385
But what do you use, like
a teacup with a spoon?
313
00:12:10,485 --> 00:12:12,588
No, it's not like in
the movies. [CHUCKLES]
314
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,227
That's what I'm saying.
I can't be hypnotized.
315
00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:17,113
Oh?
316
00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:19,176
Yeah, because, like, I have,
like, a really, like, uh...
317
00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:20,155
Mm-hmm.
318
00:12:20,537 --> 00:12:22,640
...like, a big fat, like, brain.
319
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,402
[CHUCKLES]
320
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,734
A big, fat brain.
321
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:27,726
That's cool.
322
00:12:27,906 --> 00:12:30,629
?
323
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:37,097
?
324
00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:39,060
[WOODS] ? I swept it! ?
325
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,424
? Oh, the electorate!I spanked that Rufus King! ?
326
00:12:42,524 --> 00:12:44,546
? So, hey, here's the thing ?
327
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:47,870
? Anyone with knowledge ofthe electoral college ?
328
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:49,152
[TOILET FLUSHES]
329
00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:52,596
? They knew I wouldn't fold ?
330
00:12:52,696 --> 00:12:55,699
? I broke the mold, yeah ?
331
00:12:58,205 --> 00:13:00,485
Oh, sorry. Thought I was alone.
332
00:13:00,585 --> 00:13:01,767
It's no big deal. I just...
333
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:02,817
Yeah.
334
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,291
Yeah, uh...
335
00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:06,475
Yeah.
336
00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:11,591
I just can't get this guy's
fucking voice out of my head.
337
00:13:12,711 --> 00:13:14,978
Okay. I'm sure he's gonna get better.
338
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:17,010
Forget it.
339
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:18,672
- Wait. What are you doing?
- I'm gonna clear the table.
340
00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,014
You're not gonna smoke?
341
00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:21,435
You always go smoke right after you eat.
342
00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:23,197
I haven't had a cigarette
since last night.
343
00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,940
- I'm not smoking.
- That's great!
344
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,782
No. It's not great.
345
00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:29,305
Milkshake's girlfriend did
some kind of voodoo on me
346
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:30,667
in the kitchen last night.
347
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,948
So now I can't smoke.
348
00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:33,390
Andrew, I have a question.
349
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:34,587
What?
350
00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,053
Did you learn your steps for tomorrow?
351
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,009
No.
352
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:39,257
See, Andrew, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
353
00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:40,959
You find ways to distract yourself
354
00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,526
whenever you get anxious.
355
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,809
'Cause the whole world's going
crazy right now. I don't know.
356
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,866
Did you ever think that
maybe the world's normal
357
00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:48,208
and you're the crazy one?
358
00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:51,131
Or maybe me and the
world are going crazy.
359
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,931
Okay, you know what? I'm going to bed.
360
00:13:53,273 --> 00:13:55,737
- You talked me into this.
- Good night.
361
00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:59,661
?
362
00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:02,144
Dice, aren't you supposed
to be at rehearsal right now?
363
00:14:02,244 --> 00:14:05,288
Yeah, I am, but I got to talk
to you. I got to talk to you.
364
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,636
You really think she would hypnotize you
365
00:14:11,736 --> 00:14:13,358
without your consent?
366
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,281
I think she was mad because
I don't believe in it.
367
00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:19,004
I think she was showing
off. That's what I think.
368
00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:20,767
Trudy would never do that.
369
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,609
And so what if she did hypnotize you?
370
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,611
You wanted to quit smoking anyway.
371
00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,614
Yeah, but I want to quit
the way I want to quit.
372
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,175
Let me ask you something.
373
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:30,018
You think maybe she did it to you?
374
00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:32,621
- Did what to me?
- All these things you're saying.
375
00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,783
Trudy this. "Oh, Trudy's
the love of my life.
376
00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:36,844
Oh, there's nobody like Trudy."
377
00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:38,107
She did that to you.
378
00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:40,170
I've been with Trudy for a
while now. You ain't been around.
379
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,211
You don't know how it is.
380
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,994
I know you. And you know me.
381
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,637
Something's off.
382
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,599
You got a lot of nerve coming in here
383
00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:49,441
and accusing Trudy of these things.
384
00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:51,283
Oh, hello. I'm sorry to interrupt,
385
00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:53,406
but I couldn't help
but overhear you guys.
386
00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:56,369
I don't know what all you heard,
but I don't think Dice meant
387
00:14:56,469 --> 00:14:58,812
anything by what... he was saying.
388
00:14:58,912 --> 00:15:01,455
Mm. Yeah, it's okay, baby.
389
00:15:01,938 --> 00:15:05,446
It's true. I hypnotized you.
I was trying to prove a point.
390
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,624
You see this? She's admitting it!
391
00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,425
I was doing something nice for you!
392
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:10,967
Quitting smoking is a good thing.
393
00:15:11,047 --> 00:15:12,268
- That's what I said.
- Uh-huh.
394
00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,311
You have no right to assault my b...
395
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:16,994
She assaulted my brain. She
might've ruined other things.
396
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:19,076
It's not assault if it's something nice.
397
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:21,499
You've been trying to quit for
years, Dice. She helped you.
398
00:15:21,579 --> 00:15:23,722
Yeah, but I got to do it
the way I got to do it.
399
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,004
- Now put it back.
- I can't.
400
00:15:25,104 --> 00:15:26,665
- I have yoga class right now.
- Put it back!
401
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:28,442
Fine. Come with me.
402
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,012
I don't trust her.
403
00:15:32,112 --> 00:15:35,075
?
404
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:47,888
There you are. Hey, uh,
you're 45 minutes late.
405
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:49,932
I had to take care of something.
406
00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:51,756
Okay, are you off book yet?
407
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,764
Uh, sort of.
408
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:56,882
Did they tell you that this
is airing live, during sweeps?
409
00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:58,203
Yeah. Take it easy.
410
00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,665
Okay, I just need you to be off book.
411
00:15:59,745 --> 00:16:01,087
- Yeah, I know.
- Thank you. Thanks.
412
00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:02,428
Look, can I talk to you a minute?
413
00:16:02,508 --> 00:16:03,770
Okay, what?
414
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:05,492
- This James Woods, great actor.
- Yeah.
415
00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:07,635
I don't take nothing away from
a guy when he's good, right?
416
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:08,679
Mm-hmm.
417
00:16:08,679 --> 00:16:11,647
But he can't fucking sing.
I mean, he's terrible.
418
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,141
He sounds like a cow stuck in a fence,
419
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,255
moaning and groaning
420
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,639
until the farmer comes
and gets him out of there.
421
00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:20,765
He's always claiming he
has to save his voice,
422
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,066
so I was starting to get suspicious.
423
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,189
It was freaking me out a little bit,
424
00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:24,470
'cause I need to hear him sing.
425
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,034
- Listen to me.
- Yeah?
426
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:27,617
I got your back.
427
00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,376
Okay, everybody! Gather around!
428
00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:30,619
Hey, everybody!
429
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:32,176
Oh, more theater bullshit
with "gather around."
430
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,737
No, it's not a theater
exercise, it's Liam's birthday.
431
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:36,641
- Oh.
- Everybody, come here.
432
00:16:36,741 --> 00:16:38,503
It could ruin your career
and mine, you understand?
433
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,406
- I know. I know.
- Hey, uh, you got a minute?
434
00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:41,687
Yeah, sure.
435
00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:45,572
? Happy birthday to you ?
436
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,776
? Happy birthday to you ?
437
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,278
Wait a minute. Woods,
aren't you gonna sing?
438
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,382
Uh, not today. I-I-I don't feel like it.
439
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:57,186
The man's 79 years old.
Sing "Happy Birthday."
440
00:16:57,286 --> 00:16:58,988
I got to protect my voice.
441
00:16:59,088 --> 00:17:00,730
It's a man's birthday.
Protect your voice.
442
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,652
- Yeah, and I'm celebrating it.
- It's "Happy Birthday."
443
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,875
- Will you stop already, huh?
- Maybe you should stop.
444
00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:06,477
Maybe you should fucking blow me!
445
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,139
- Blow me! How does that sound?
- Oh, geez.
446
00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,681
You motherfucker.
447
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,163
[WOMAN] All right, uh...
448
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:14,046
? Happy birthday to you ?
449
00:17:14,146 --> 00:17:15,227
Let me go handle this fucking guy.
450
00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:16,609
Okay. Happy...
451
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:17,910
I don't fucking want to hear about it!
452
00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:19,813
Jimmy, I'm trying to talk to you here.
453
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,815
- [SCOFFS] Jesus.
- I'm trying to talk...
454
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,297
Jimmy, I'm talking to you!
455
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:24,939
You got something to say, Dice?
456
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,541
You're not fooling me, Jimmy.
457
00:17:26,641 --> 00:17:28,303
I know you can't sing worth shit.
458
00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:31,427
Singing, Dice, is not my thing, okay?
459
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:33,629
I got other talents. I can,
you know, play the guitar.
460
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:34,991
I dance like the wind.
461
00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:36,773
I'm hung like a fucking alpha Clydesdale.
462
00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:38,615
I got all that going
for me, but guess what,
463
00:17:38,695 --> 00:17:41,118
I cannot fucking sing.
464
00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,581
You know, I thought they could
tweak this in post or something.
465
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,083
Turns out, in a live show,
466
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:47,326
they can't fucking tweak anything, man.
467
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:48,848
Dice, it's gonna be a disaster.
468
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:50,610
Yeah, it's gonna be a disaster.
469
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,018
So, why don't you just quit,
for the good of the whole show?
470
00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:54,207
Just quit.
471
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:56,701
Well, I thought about that.
472
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:58,519
Then I'd have to give
the two million dollars
473
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,941
back to the network.
474
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,144
I mean, you know, so...
I had to make a decision.
475
00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:03,640
You know what I decided?
476
00:18:04,389 --> 00:18:06,949
I decided... fuck it.
477
00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:08,912
I can't sing. Who cares?
478
00:18:09,012 --> 00:18:10,994
You're getting two
million bucks for this?
479
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,437
That's why I don't want
to fucking quit! Would you?
480
00:18:13,537 --> 00:18:15,920
Okay, there's gonna be a
couple days of bad publicity.
481
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,522
Yeah, right. Then it's over.
482
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,365
And I still have two million dollars.
483
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:23,249
Jimmy, you're gonna make us
look like a bunch of idiots.
484
00:18:23,349 --> 00:18:25,171
Oh! Oh, what? This is on me now?!
485
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,654
You're the star of the
show! Yes, it's on you!
486
00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:29,737
A fucking musical about James Monroe!
487
00:18:29,837 --> 00:18:31,979
This show sucked from the beginning!
488
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:34,102
But it doesn't matter!
489
00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:36,465
That's the thing about Americans, okay?
490
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:40,389
They're like fucking goldfish.
They remember nothing!
491
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:43,673
You're a great actor.
What about your legacy?
492
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,476
- My fucking legacy?
- Yeah.
493
00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:47,818
Name the greatest actor in
the world. Me not included.
494
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:49,520
I don't know. Brando?
495
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,883
Marlon Brando, there you
go. Name his last five films.
496
00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:53,147
I don't know, okay?
497
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:55,187
Of course, you fucking
don't know! I don't know.
498
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,250
I know one of them. You know what it was?
499
00:18:57,350 --> 00:19:00,013
The Island of Dr. Moreau.
500
00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:03,497
Marlon Brando strolls around
a fucking tropical island
501
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:06,567
with a fucking puppet on his shoulder!
502
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,824
What happened? Nothing.
503
00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:11,233
He still gets his new fucking house.
504
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,349
His legacy? Still intact.
505
00:19:13,449 --> 00:19:14,871
He's got Streetcar.
506
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:17,073
He's got Bridge On
the River Kawaii.
507
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,056
He's got the Godfather,
with the fucking cotton balls
508
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:22,360
in his mouth, making people
offers they can't refuse.
509
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,622
And I am a legend, too.
510
00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:26,925
I did The Way We Were
with Barbra Streisand
511
00:19:27,025 --> 00:19:29,288
when she was 23 fucking years old.
512
00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:30,710
I did Salvador with Oliver Stone
513
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,783
before he was a left-wing nutcase.
514
00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:37,203
Scorsese... I did Casino,
five fucking lines, two days. Boom.
515
00:19:37,348 --> 00:19:40,292
I brought that cocksucker back
from the bowels of the Bijou.
516
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:42,093
My fucking legacy?
517
00:19:42,444 --> 00:19:44,572
I got a legacy. I'm a legend.
518
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:48,231
You... You practice your
fucking steps. Or don't.
519
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,447
I don't give a fuck. How's that?
520
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:54,138
?
521
00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:02,608
- Teller, how you doing?
- Oh, hi.
522
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:06,165
You know, I know yesterday, you
told me something in confidence.
523
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,649
- Mm.
- I need a little favor.
524
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:12,228
From you and the other 11.
525
00:20:13,235 --> 00:20:14,845
I need somebody fired.
526
00:20:15,323 --> 00:20:16,945
It's for the good of Vegas.
527
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:20,069
[LAUGHS]
528
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:23,354
What are you laughing... Why
you laughing all of a sudden?
529
00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:24,714
I was playing with you!
530
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:26,356
What do you mean, playing with me?
531
00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:28,239
There's no "Twelve."
532
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:29,720
I don't get to do bits myself,
533
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,723
you know, 'cause I don't talk onstage.
534
00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:33,845
So here's my chance to do a bit.
535
00:20:33,945 --> 00:20:37,103
Oh, oh, "Take me to The Twelve! Ha!"
536
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,544
Oh, come on.
537
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,133
Okay. Just a bit.
538
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,776
You want one of these cupcakes? No?
539
00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:43,125
Nah.
540
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:45,169
[LAUGHS]
541
00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:48,791
It's just that, uh...
542
00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:51,370
if anybody would know a bit, it's me.
543
00:20:51,446 --> 00:20:52,548
You know what I mean?
544
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,670
I do bits all the time.
545
00:20:55,132 --> 00:20:56,593
I'm the fucking king of bits.
546
00:20:56,693 --> 00:21:00,557
I've stood in front of
80,000 people and done bits.
547
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:01,939
I take every chance in the world.
548
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:04,803
Yeah. In school, I was
thrown out of every classroom
549
00:21:04,903 --> 00:21:06,284
'cause of the bits I've done.
550
00:21:06,384 --> 00:21:09,621
I wound up in a pool of blood
one time 'cause of a bit.
551
00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:12,621
So I know that yesterday...
552
00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:15,265
was no bit.
553
00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:20,458
Okay, it wasn't a bit.
554
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:23,512
Got to reward a good ear.
555
00:21:26,158 --> 00:21:28,237
We're actually having a meeting tonight.
556
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,513
I'll see what I can do.
557
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,356
You're a good man.
558
00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:34,818
?
559
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,617
[ENGINE STARTS]
560
00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:49,973
[HORN HONKS]
561
00:22:04,134 --> 00:22:05,952
Now, we're going to
have to make this quick.
562
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,399
Understand, these people
563
00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:10,441
are thinking about water-flow systems
564
00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,877
and who's gonna be the next Ms. Nevada.
565
00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:15,024
So it's gonna be a short visit.
566
00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:16,535
And here...
567
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,630
offer these, as a gift.
568
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,712
What are these, like magic donuts?
569
00:22:21,812 --> 00:22:25,133
[SIGHS] Give them as a sign of respect.
570
00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:29,161
Remember, these are the most
powerful people in Vegas.
571
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,763
They're not to be fucked with.
572
00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,445
No, I know, but, like, I open the box,
573
00:22:32,545 --> 00:22:34,527
they don't, like, pop out
or... You know what I mean?
574
00:22:34,627 --> 00:22:36,289
Just give them the fucking donuts!
575
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,392
- All right. Okay, okay.
- Come on.
576
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,003
Donuts anybody?
577
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,565
[WOMAN] You can set them down.
578
00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:54,532
?
579
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,847
I come to you today seeking justice.
580
00:22:57,594 --> 00:23:01,178
I'm doing a live play from Las Vegas.
581
00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:02,837
It's called Monroe.
582
00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:04,682
It's about, um...
583
00:23:05,924 --> 00:23:07,362
you know, this, uh...
584
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,429
I'm not really sure what's
it's about. Some president.
585
00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:11,734
I really, you know...
586
00:23:12,211 --> 00:23:15,613
But there's a man in
the play, he can't sing.
587
00:23:16,096 --> 00:23:17,462
But he doesn't care.
588
00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:19,794
He's got everybody by the balls.
589
00:23:20,296 --> 00:23:22,123
He just wants his fucking money.
590
00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:24,086
And you know what that does?
591
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:27,410
That's gonna make Las
Vegas look very bad.
592
00:23:27,787 --> 00:23:31,465
Bottom line, this man needs to go.
593
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,164
And what is this man's name?
594
00:23:33,911 --> 00:23:35,803
You're not even gonna
believe it when I tell you.
595
00:23:36,745 --> 00:23:38,612
[VOICE BREAKING] I used
to respect this man.
596
00:23:39,808 --> 00:23:43,629
This man's name is James Woods.
597
00:23:43,729 --> 00:23:46,492
[HUSHED MURMURING]
598
00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:50,235
Mr. Clay,
599
00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,212
we've taken your
request under advisement,
600
00:23:53,869 --> 00:23:56,965
but I'm afraid your request
is one we cannot grant.
601
00:23:57,065 --> 00:23:57,926
Why?
602
00:23:58,026 --> 00:23:59,488
Because firing this man
603
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,891
would break one of the
cardinal rules of The Twelve.
604
00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,373
And what's that?
605
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:05,495
We don't move against one of our own.
606
00:24:06,143 --> 00:24:07,017
What...
607
00:24:07,117 --> 00:24:08,765
[WOODS] What? You still don't get it,
608
00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:11,834
Fuck-o? Huh?
609
00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,026
You think I got to go?
610
00:24:16,645 --> 00:24:17,666
- I...
- No.
611
00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:19,686
Is that what you think, huh?
612
00:24:20,696 --> 00:24:23,478
No, friend. It's you...
613
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,522
- It's me...
- Now shut the fuck up!
614
00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:27,499
Don't say a word. Don't
say a word. Zip. Zip it.
615
00:24:27,682 --> 00:24:30,946
You fucking do not fire me!
616
00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:34,059
I fire you.
617
00:24:34,326 --> 00:24:39,152
? I fire you-ou-ou-ou ?
618
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,801
? I fire you ?
619
00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:42,200
How good is this, huh?
620
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,321
- ? I... ?
- Okay.
621
00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:44,683
- ? I... ?
- Okay.
622
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,166
- ? I fire you! ?
- Goodbye! All right!
623
00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:49,108
- Yeah, all right. Fuck you, too.
- Yeah, right, all right.
624
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,536
Get some fucking sleeves.
625
00:24:55,516 --> 00:24:58,560
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
626
00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:03,586
[SIGHS]
627
00:25:03,686 --> 00:25:06,029
?
628
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:11,135
? Ohhhhh ?
629
00:25:13,538 --> 00:25:15,280
? Red-brained woman ?
630
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:19,445
? Oh, you move me so much ?
631
00:25:19,545 --> 00:25:21,447
? Trapped in my head ?
632
00:25:21,497 --> 00:25:26,047
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