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So Andrew just has to sign this,
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- and he's completely free?
- That's correct, Carmen.
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He no longer is an employee
of the Tangiers
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nor in debt to the casino.
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So he wants to close the theater
and open up a restaurant?
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That, and he hates you.
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Yeah, he saw your act,
and he... he hated it.
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"Disgusted" is the word that he used.
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Wants nothing to do with you.
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You know what? Fuck him.
I'm not signing it.
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Are you shitting me? Andrew,
this is what you wanted.
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This contract is terrible for you.
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- This is your out.
- No.
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No. You know what? Make him sign it.
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He did. It's... It's right here.
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This is a release that requires
both party signatures.
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Andrew, sign the contract,
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not just because it's
the right thing for now,
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but because fuck this guy.
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Fuck him, right?
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Yeah. Just sign the contract.
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Dice.
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[LAUGHS] And, whoop,
there it is. [CHUCKLES]
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Uh, who are you again?
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Uh, hello.
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I'm Russell Patterson,
Dice's old manager.
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- Also his new manager.
- [BRIONI] Oh.
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Yeah, you see, he used to be
my manager, and now he's back.
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Now we're both back,
'cause once people know
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that Andrew Dice motherfucking
Clay is back in business,
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oh, well, the offers are going
to come rolling in.
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Oh, yeah, you kidding? Do some arenas.
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Bang out another movie.
It'll be like 1989 again.
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Why can't it be like 2017?
Like, maybe this could be a time
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to do something
a little different, maybe.
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Oh, it is gonna be different...
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different numbers of zeros
on the back end of my paycheck.
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- Oh!
- [IMITATES EXPLOSION]
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Please don't fist-bump
in front of my face.
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[DICE] Carmen, let's go inside,
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and let's celebrate.
Let's hit the tables.
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- Let's gamble. Let's drink.
- You want to celebrate ending
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- a gambling debt by gambling?
- You heard Russell.
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Money's not gonna be a problem.
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The offers are gonna come rolling in.
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- What are you worried about?
- I hope so.
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Hey, let's see if he's right.
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- Come on. Let's do it.
- No, I don't want to do it.
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Come on. I'm superstitious about it.
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- Why?
- It's bad luck.
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And it's a bunch of bullshit.
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Which is it, bad luck or bullshit?
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It's both.
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- I don't care. I'm doing it. Hi.
- Hi.
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I'd like to get my fortune told.
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Your hand?
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I see a good year.
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I see your finances are looking up.
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I see that you are gonna
get a lot of recognition
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that you've really been wanting.
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And a rift between your parents
is gonna be healed.
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Oh. It's good.
That's everything I wanted.
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Wonderful. Thank you.
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Carm, I could have predicted that.
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I mean, Andrew, you go.
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If you can't trust
a white woman in tapestries,
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- who can you trust?
- It's just a shirt.
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- All right. Do me.
- Do it.
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- All right. Just do it. Do it.
- Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Your hand?
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Well, I see a really good year
for you as well.
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I see you selling out
Madison Square Garden.
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Madison Square Garden, I'm gonna
sell that out again?
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That's amazing.
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I see you making an album,
some sort of album.
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It's gonna go platinum.
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And, apparently, you're on
the "Arsenio Hall Show."
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Honey, I already did all these things.
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That's your past?
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Okay, this is...
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This is so bizarre.
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- This is weird.
- What?
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- This has never happened to me.
- I-I don't get it.
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I don't see a future.
What I see is you're alive,
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but just... nothing is happening.
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What do you mean, nothing's happening?
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It's... not about death.
It's just a nothing.
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Nothing?
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- Nothing.
- Let's...
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This is bullshit. Let's go.
This is stupid.
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Now it's bullshit?
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??
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Oh!
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??
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[AUDIENCE CHANTING]
Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice, Dice!
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Top of the world, Ma.
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??
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Synced by kinglouisxx & corrected by PetaG
www.addic7ed.com
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- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- [DICE] Russell, what's up?
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What do you got for me?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Write it down.
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Dicks and pussies,
one, two, three, four.
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- Talk to you later, dog.
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
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What'd he want?
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Oh, uh, he wanted to use
my iTunes account.
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I had to give him the password.
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Was "cocks and cunts" already taken?
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Yeah.
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What about his job
of getting you opportunities?
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Oh, he said, just, uh,
you know, sit tight.
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Chill out.
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What are you gonna do today?
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- What?
- Write some new jokes.
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Paint the fence. Something.
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Just don't Google yourself, okay?
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Yeah, no, I'm gonna do things.
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Yeah. Good idea.
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[CY DUNE] ? Dig, dig, dig ?
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? They leave your secrets in the sand ?
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??
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Yeah, so she says to me
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that she don't see anything
for me in my future.
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Shit.
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If there's nothing for you,
what does that mean for me?
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[SCOFFS] It means you better
worry, Shake.
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- This affects the both of us.
- [MAN] Here you go, guys.
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- Thanks a lot, pal.
- You got it.
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When I left Brooklyn, I never thought
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I'd get good pastrami again.
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Are you kidding?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Who is it?
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Frank Rozanski.
Used to stalk me, remember?
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Oh. Shit, yeah. I remember him.
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He used to break into your house.
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And eat my peanut butter.
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He used to rearrange your shoes.
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- Shit. You sure it's him?
- Am I sure?
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After a guy sniffs your underwear,
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you don't forget his face.
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I had to take out a restraining order
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on this fucking guy.
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Should we tip outta here
before he sees us?
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No, no, no, no. Fuck him.
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What, you think
he don't know we're here?
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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING OVER P.A.]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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How you doing, Frank?
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Oh, my God. Dice, what...
what... what are you doing here?
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You've got some fucking
pair of balls on you.
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- What are you doing here?
- No, my question is,
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the fuck are you doing here?
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- I-I work here.
- I know what you're doing.
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You're stalking me. Isn't that
what you're doing here?
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No, I work here. I...
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I-I swear, I'm not...
I'm not stalking you.
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I-I moved to Las Vegas,
and I work here now.
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Oh, yeah? You know
that this is my borough.
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You know that this
is my favorite grocery
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with my favorite deli.
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Dice, I swear I'm not
that guy anymore, okay?
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And I am sorry for those things
I did, but that's over.
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Besides, you're jumping to
a lot of conclusions here.
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Yeah, I'm the one
that batshit fucking crazy,
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but you're holding a box cutter, right?
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- Well, it... it's for work.
- [WOMAN ON PA] Price check.
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We need a price check
on Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil.
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Oh. That... that's me. Look, Dice,
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I'm not that guy anymore, okay?
I got to go.
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I'm warning you, Frank,
stay 500 feet away from me.
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Stay away from my family, Frank,
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- you fucking cocksucker!
- O-okay.
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How you doin'?
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- Andrew, should we be worried?
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When the whole thing happened years ago,
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I had to take out
a restraining order on this guy.
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Yeah, but he says
he's not stalking you anymore.
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Carmen, well, what's he gonna say,
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"I am stalking you,"
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"I'm going to waiting in the bathtub
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with a machete"? What the fuck is he...
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Maybe he should ring the front bell.
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Okay, if that's true, I'm
calling the police right now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You don't... You don't get it.
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In Brooklyn, you don't call police.
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I'm pretty sure people
in Brooklyn call the police.
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No, not on these kind of things.
You handle it yourself.
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I got brass knuckles.
That's all you need.
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Okay. I think I know what this is about.
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Have you talked to Russell yet?
Has there been any news?
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- News?
- Yeah,
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like, is he doing his job?
Is he getting you offers?
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You know? What's the next step
in your career?
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I don't have time
to worry about a career
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when we got to deal with an ex-stalker.
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Sounds like you want him
to try something on you.
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No, no. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
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I'm just saying,
if this guy comes for me,
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I'll be waiting.
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[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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??
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[LOUD CLATTER AND RATTLING IN DISTANCE]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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All right.
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[LAUGHS] Batter up.
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[LEAVES RUSTLING]
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??
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- [TOILET PAPER THUDS]
- Jesus, Dice!
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You come to my place last night?
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No, I didn't.
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- You didn't come to my place?
- No.
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Frankie, what gives?
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- You in, or you out?
- In or out? What?
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[MUZAK PLAYING OVER P.A.]
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All right. Meet me over there.
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- I got to do this.
- I got to talk to you.
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- Come over here.
- I'm... [GROANS]
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You know, I can't figure you out.
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I mean, where were you last night?
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All I did last night was stay at home
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and watch the playoffs.
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- Oh, really?
- Dice, I told you,
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I've moved on with that part of my life.
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Frankie, it's me you're
talking to, Dice, right?
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The subject of
your relentless obsession.
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That was forever ago.
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I mean, I was going through some stuff.
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All right? It was a weird time.
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But I happened upon
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a very committed
and affordable life coach,
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and together we worked
through my issues,
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mainly those pertaining to my mother
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and my love of Catcher In the Rye
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and my irrational fear of Velcro.
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I came to realize something, Dice.
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I don't want to live in 1989 anymore.
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Whoa, whoa. What was wrong with 1989?
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I had homicidal tendencies.
I don't got to tell you.
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You were there. I was a mess.
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But... I evolved.
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Evolved?
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Go ahead. Enlighten me.
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Enlighten me. How did you evolve?
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Uh, I-I don't know, Dice.
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I'm just a guy that works at Fields.
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I enjoy cooking and watching
247
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anything with Kate McKinnon in it.
248
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,068
Do you like Kate McKinnon?
249
00:10:14,168 --> 00:10:15,870
- Who?
- She's hilarious.
250
00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,592
I'm kind of obsessed with her.
251
00:10:17,692 --> 00:10:19,254
- I got to watch.
- [WOMAN ON P.A.] Price check.
252
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:21,957
Need a price check on
Bush's Best Baked Beans.
253
00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:24,560
Ah. My work is never done.
254
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:29,326
Frank, what... what happened to you?
255
00:10:29,426 --> 00:10:31,128
I got better. Good to see you.
256
00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,211
You got to see my shows these days.
257
00:10:33,311 --> 00:10:34,813
- Okay.
- Beyond belief.
258
00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,576
Frank, really, Kate McKinnon?
259
00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:40,539
I gotta go price check these beans.
260
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:43,183
It's not like I got to be here.
261
00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:45,225
I'm the busy one.
262
00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:48,789
I'm not gonna lie.
It's, uh, it's been slow.
263
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,812
Yeah, you're telling me.
Andrew's just sitting at home
264
00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:53,114
focusing on some stalker
from 25 years ago.
265
00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:55,798
Who? Don't tell me Frank Rozanski?
266
00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:59,002
Ha! No shit. Well, how's old Frankie?
267
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,703
How's old Frankie?
He's working in a grocery
268
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:03,647
right down the block from me,
where I get my pastrami.
269
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,250
Ha! Yeah, that's classic Rozanski.
270
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,132
[LAUGHS] Man, that dude is crazy.
271
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,155
Like... like, hanging all
your pictures up and then...
272
00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:11,897
and cut out all the eyeballs out crazy.
273
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,459
- Yeah.
- [LAUGHS]
274
00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:14,920
Remember all the shit
he used to send you?
275
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,482
Yeah, it would come
with my fan mail, right?
276
00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:18,144
It'd be, like, girls' panties,
277
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,367
girls' panties, and then a knife
through a cow's heart.
278
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,830
You were always getting
panties in the mail.
279
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:25,353
What'd you do with all those panties?
280
00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:28,197
I got 'em all. I keep it in storage.
281
00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:31,440
Wait, that's why we're paying
$200 a month for a storage unit?
282
00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,403
- [PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE]
- [EXHALES]
283
00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:35,946
Can we just get back to talking
about Andrew's career, please?
284
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:39,490
Look, it's all good. Dice is an icon.
285
00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:41,172
- Icon.
- It's just gonna take a while
286
00:11:41,272 --> 00:11:43,194
for people to know
that he's back on the market.
287
00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:44,836
And besides, yesterday was Wednesday.
288
00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,099
- Wednesday is a hump day and...
- Hump day.
289
00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:48,861
So nobody makes calls on a Wednesday.
290
00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:50,924
Okay, well, what about today?
Do people make calls today?
291
00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:53,907
Today is Thursday,
and Thursday is the new Friday,
292
00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:55,669
and... and once Friday rolls around,
293
00:11:55,769 --> 00:11:57,432
everybody's working for the weekend.
294
00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:59,674
- Yeah, great song. [LAUGHS]
- Good song. [LAUGHS]
295
00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:02,357
[IMITATES GUITAR PLAYING]
296
00:12:02,457 --> 00:12:04,840
Russell is a terrible manager.
297
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,964
Terrible? He's the worst.
298
00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,127
But I can't fire him.
I'm his only client.
299
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:11,769
If I fire him,
300
00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,572
he winds up doing
construction full-time.
301
00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:16,214
Listen, I know this is hard on you,
302
00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:17,696
but if you're not careful,
303
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,858
you're gonna be
doing construction with him.
304
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,621
Everything's gonna be fine, Carmen.
305
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:24,544
Hey, you wanted me to work
on my career, right?
306
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,107
Yeah.
307
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,270
I'm gonna build a career.
308
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,634
Let's see what we got.
309
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:35,197
I think this guy died.
310
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,600
This one, too. Slept with her.
311
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,081
Sort of burnt that bridge.
312
00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:41,204
I think I owe this guy
a Chrysler LeBaron.
313
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,767
Oh, wait a minute. Matt Dillon.
314
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:46,050
- Matt Dillon? I'll take that.
- No, no, no. Sit down.
315
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,552
- Just give it to me.
- Sit... Get outta here.
316
00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,053
You win.
317
00:12:49,153 --> 00:12:51,376
- Always looking to get me angry.
- [LAUGHS]
318
00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:53,659
Hey, I just got your message.
I had my phone off.
319
00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,201
Why would you have your phone off?
320
00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,522
Oh, I was working. I was finishing this,
321
00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:58,545
my movie script.
322
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,747
"Man With the Fingerless Glove."
323
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,309
Killer title, Shake.
324
00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,232
Swear to God, I though
you were illiterate.
325
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,434
You wrote a script?
326
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,997
Yeah, every since Dice told me
about the fortune-teller
327
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:12,762
and how we have no future,
really put a fire under my ass.
328
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:16,086
Anyway, I based the lead role
on you, and read it.
329
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,529
Let me know what you think about it.
330
00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:20,331
- I can't read it.
- Wait, Andrew.
331
00:13:20,431 --> 00:13:21,773
Why can't you read a script?
332
00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:24,095
All right. This is showbiz talk.
333
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,457
You got to understand.
334
00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,459
When somebody's as big as myself,
335
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,262
you have no time to read it.
336
00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:32,145
You understand?
That's how it's supposed to be.
337
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,468
- Oh.
- Shake, if I read this script,
338
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:37,351
it's like a "fuck you"
to both of us, you follow?
339
00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,113
But congratulations.
340
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:43,158
Kid, welcome to Hollywood.
341
00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:45,641
- Thanks.
- And if anybody asks,
342
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,084
you're 2 months out from production.
343
00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:51,769
Sort of gives the film momentum.
344
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:55,333
By the way, I heard we got
a visit from Frank Rozanski.
345
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:58,096
No. No, he's not someone
that any of us need
346
00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,359
to spend another second
thinking about. Right, Andrew?
347
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:01,821
You know, I think Carmen's right.
348
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:04,103
I think the guy's just trying to evolve.
349
00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:05,866
I don't buy it.
I don't buy it for a second.
350
00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:08,869
- He's playing the long game.
- Oh, Jesus Christ, Milkshake,
351
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,291
would you please not encourage him?
352
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,873
Let the man talk. What...
353
00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:13,334
what... what do you mean,
he's playing the long game?
354
00:14:13,414 --> 00:14:15,217
People don't evolve like this degenerate
355
00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:17,680
would have you believe, okay?
356
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:19,562
It's like my cousin Vinny.
357
00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:21,765
- The movie?
- What movie?
358
00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:23,366
"My Cousin Vinny."
359
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,108
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
360
00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:26,630
I'm talking about my cousin
Vinny on my mother's side.
361
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,312
He used to get off
on flashing pregnant women.
362
00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:30,095
All right? He'd open his coat.
363
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,217
There'd you'd be,
shopping at the pickle store,
364
00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,799
all right? He was a nice guy otherwise.
365
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,561
It was a little compulsion
of his, all right?
366
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,503
He was 18 the first time he got caught.
367
00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:40,467
They sent him upstate.
He turns 25, I get a letter.
368
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,229
Cousin Vinny's back out on the street.
369
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:43,871
First pregnant woman he sees, boom,
370
00:14:43,971 --> 00:14:46,474
pickle store is open for business again.
371
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,216
They send him back upstate...
[IMITATES ELECTRICAL BUZZ]
372
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:49,718
They do that to him.
373
00:14:49,818 --> 00:14:51,881
12 years later,
he's back out on the street.
374
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:54,884
First pregnant woman he sees,
what do you think happens?
375
00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:56,847
Boom! Pickle store's open for business.
376
00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:58,609
Do you see what... see where I'm going?
377
00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:00,251
- Yeah, I do.
- See where I'm going here?
378
00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:02,373
I know where I'm going.
I'm going to work.
379
00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:03,755
Okay? I suggest you do the same.
380
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,096
Why don't you write a joke?
381
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,418
- All right. Yeah.
- Here.
382
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,900
She doesn't understand.
383
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,984
The pickle store is open for business.
384
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,587
- You got your car?
- I got my car.
385
00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:18,312
??
386
00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:20,715
This is it. The one with the flamingos.
387
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:23,519
How did you even track down
this psycho's address?
388
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:26,242
I got a friend with the Internet.
389
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,287
You wait here.
Let me go check things out.
390
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,991
??
391
00:15:39,197 --> 00:15:42,321
- Shrewd move, Dice.
- Take that.
392
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:48,789
I want to know everything
Frank Rozanski's been up to.
393
00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:50,831
Frankie sure likes his Burger Hut.
394
00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:53,955
I have two more receipts
from Burger Hut.
395
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:56,057
Dice, look out. Get down!
396
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:02,565
Not too close, Shake.
397
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,649
Come on.
398
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:08,332
Where's this fucking guy going?
399
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:12,818
??
400
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,380
Look at this guy.
401
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,821
The guy's just sittin' there,
402
00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:18,024
eatin' a burger, sippin' a Coke.
What is that?
403
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,066
Maybe he knows we're tailing him.
404
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,270
No, no, no, no, no.
He don't know nothin'.
405
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,353
How's a guy go from being so obsessed
406
00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:27,155
to not being obsessed, you know?
407
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,558
- It don't make sense to me.
- Hey, can I help you guys?
408
00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:32,361
With what?
409
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:34,684
You're just lying behind a bush.
410
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,848
- It's weird.
- Yeah, so? I pay my taxes.
411
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,770
I paid for this place.
412
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,173
You didn't pay for Supplies N Demand.
413
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:44,255
If I want to sit behind a fucking bush,
414
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,897
I'll sit behind a fucking bush.
415
00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:48,621
- Are you Andrew Dice Clay?
- No.
416
00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,303
Are you sure?
417
00:16:50,403 --> 00:16:51,624
All right. Yeah, so?
418
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:54,267
Cool. So what you been up to,
419
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,789
new material or anything?
420
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,571
What's the fucking difference
what I'm up to?
421
00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,233
Would you just walk the fuck away?
422
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,875
I'm doing somethin'.
423
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,297
We're not breaking any rules.
It's not after hours.
424
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:05,240
We're just two grown men
425
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,083
sitting in the grass behind a bush
426
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,645
in front of Supplies N Demand.
427
00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:11,266
That's right. So what's
your fucking problem?
428
00:17:11,308 --> 00:17:13,851
No problem, just seeing
what you guys were up to.
429
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,374
Well, now you know,
so why don't you go inside
430
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:19,057
and, what, sell a fucking desk
or something? Get outta here.
431
00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:20,779
Used to play your CD all the time.
432
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,181
Yeah? Good for you.
433
00:17:22,281 --> 00:17:24,304
Fucking tough guy. Get up. Fuck this.
434
00:17:24,404 --> 00:17:27,227
What are we doing here?
This is ridiculous.
435
00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,589
Guy's not obsessed with me.
436
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,032
Carmen's right. He don't care no more.
437
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:36,038
He's forgotten all about me.
This is stupid.
438
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,761
- You see what I see?
- Fuck, yeah, I see that.
439
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:42,285
He's wearing the "Dice Rules"
1989 tour jacket.
440
00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:44,127
I knew he was fucking up to something.
441
00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,771
Yeah. I got you, motherfucker.
442
00:17:46,871 --> 00:17:50,575
??
443
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,718
[LOWERED VOICE] Come on. Come on.
444
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,262
You sure about this?
445
00:17:56,362 --> 00:17:59,185
Act natural, like we belong.
446
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:02,069
We're just hanging out, walking around.
447
00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:05,473
[CREAKING]
448
00:18:05,573 --> 00:18:07,716
Help me.
449
00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:09,758
You're all right.
You're all right. You got it.
450
00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:11,860
- [THUD]
- Uhh!
451
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,808
The fuck is this guy up to?
452
00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:20,391
??
453
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,437
- [SPRITZES]
- [SNIFFS]
454
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,360
Hey, Dice. You better check this out.
455
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,641
What? What?
456
00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,123
That's Intimately Beckham.
457
00:18:47,223 --> 00:18:48,484
- So?
- No, it's not that.
458
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:51,328
- It's everywhere. [SNIFFS]
- Okay, so?
459
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:54,572
He puts this cologne on everything. See?
460
00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:57,655
His underwear? [SNIFFS]
461
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,818
You know, I got to tell you.
462
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,181
Nice aroma.
463
00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:06,066
Dice! The fuck are you doing?
464
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,587
- It...
- [DRAWER CLOSES]
465
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:08,849
It's not what you think, Frank.
466
00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:10,391
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
467
00:19:10,491 --> 00:19:12,253
It looks to my like
you're sniffing my underwear.
468
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,078
Don't... Tell him... Don't try to
turn this around on me.
469
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,240
I know you still got a hard-on for me.
470
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,363
I don't have a hard-on for you.
471
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,286
Oh, really? [CHUCKLES]
472
00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,649
Then why you still
wearing my tour jacket?
473
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:29,293
I'll tell you why.
Because you can't let it go.
474
00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:32,858
No! Because it's a nice jacket.
475
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,620
Now, please, I just wanna be left alone.
476
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,263
Okay. I'll admit, man to man,
477
00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,985
I might have sniffed your underwear.
478
00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:40,567
But I know you're still
obsessed with me.
479
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,868
And if you don't back off,
480
00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:43,450
I'm going to unleash the works on you.
481
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,194
Do you understand that?
482
00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:48,196
Let's get outta here, Shake.
483
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,478
I think you get my point.
484
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:51,120
- Okay.
- We're leaving. [SNIFFS]
485
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,882
Just to be clear,
486
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,644
Dice is leaving now because it's late,
487
00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,266
and he's got to go home.
But, you know, he's not...
488
00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:57,827
We're leaving your house physically,
489
00:19:57,908 --> 00:20:00,971
- but in a larger...
- He knows what we mean.
490
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:02,793
- Okay, all right.
- You understand, right, Frank?
491
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:04,456
Yeah, I know exactly what you said.
492
00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:05,737
- Good. Don't...
- You're nuts!
493
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,739
Keep your jacket, Frankie.
494
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,982
I got... I got a hat. You got a jacket.
495
00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:11,624
I got a hat. Look at me now.
496
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:15,228
Get out! Fuck!
497
00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:18,332
??
498
00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:24,039
[SIGHS]
499
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,641
- Hey.
- Hey.
500
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,844
- How was your day?
- Pretty good, pretty good.
501
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:29,365
Anything interesting happen?
502
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,328
I was at the candy store.
503
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:34,331
- Oh, that's it?
- Milkshake.
504
00:20:34,431 --> 00:20:36,774
Ah. Yeah, why are there
two police officers
505
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:40,298
- sitting in our kitchen?
- What?
506
00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:42,781
Ah, there he is. I'm Detective Beyer.
507
00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:45,184
- This is Detective Cavanaugh.
- We are huge fans.
508
00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:46,666
- Yeah.
- Could I get a picture?
509
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:48,588
Oh, yeah, come on.
Please, please, please.
510
00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:51,111
So, uh, this is a tough break, Dice,
511
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,915
but, uh, we're here to serve you
a restraining order.
512
00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:55,537
- Restraining order?
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
513
00:20:55,617 --> 00:20:57,619
Oh, yeah. By court order,
you are hereby required
514
00:20:57,699 --> 00:21:01,764
to stay at least 500 feet away
from one Francis Rozanski
515
00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:03,666
or be subject
to fines and incarceration.
516
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,288
- What...
- Ah. Do you mind
517
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,111
if I get a picture, too? Please?
Oh, that'd be great.
518
00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:08,432
Thank you. Yeah, right over
here. Please, please.
519
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:10,134
- Right there. Right there.
- What?
520
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,576
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
521
00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:13,078
Oh, that's great. Thank you so much.
522
00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:15,140
No, you... you guys don't get it.
523
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,184
He's the sicko. He's the sicko, not me.
524
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:20,427
Look, I got proof.
525
00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,669
[SNIFFS] Intimately Beckham!
526
00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:24,531
- You stole the man's underwear?
- Look, I'm sorry, Dice,
527
00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:26,013
but according to the State of Nevada,
528
00:21:26,093 --> 00:21:28,356
that sicko has been rehabilitated.
529
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,520
And he has the same rights
as anyone else.
530
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,362
Look. You want our advice?
531
00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:35,464
Stay the fuck away from the guy.
532
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,830
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
533
00:21:42,873 --> 00:21:46,057
Frankie. Hey, what are you doing?
534
00:21:46,157 --> 00:21:49,061
It's me, Dice.
I just want to talk, Frank.
535
00:21:49,161 --> 00:21:52,065
Okay. Uh, cool. Uh, give me a sec, okay?
536
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,386
Yeah, sure. No problem.
537
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,770
[CHAIN LOCK CLACKS]
538
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,716
No, no, no, no.
539
00:22:01,816 --> 00:22:06,242
- Frank!
- Aah!
540
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:07,924
- Uhh!
- I just wanna talk!
541
00:22:08,024 --> 00:22:09,165
[GRUNTING]
542
00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:10,967
Want to talk! Relax!
543
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,490
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- You promise?
544
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:14,972
- Yes.
- Do you promise?
545
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,215
- I promise.
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
546
00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:19,577
- [GRUNTS]
- Are you fucking stupid?
547
00:22:19,677 --> 00:22:21,660
You could have choked me to death.
548
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,944
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
549
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,108
Look, I know I brought this on myself.
550
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,730
But you could have gave me a heads-up
551
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,592
on the restraining order.
552
00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:33,054
Did you give me a heads-up
when you filed
553
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,756
a restraining order on me?
554
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:37,519
You were trying to stuff me
in a trash compactor.
555
00:22:37,619 --> 00:22:39,081
It's different.
556
00:22:39,181 --> 00:22:42,445
- Yeah.
- I got to tell ya,
557
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:43,947
you know, hanging with you again,
558
00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:46,830
it makes me feel like
my old self, you know?
559
00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:51,255
- I get that.
- [INHALES SHARPLY]
560
00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:53,358
[SIGHS]
561
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,623
Maybe it's time we move on, though?
562
00:22:57,723 --> 00:22:59,505
This way, I can come into Fields
563
00:22:59,605 --> 00:23:02,509
and get my pastrami the way I need it.
564
00:23:02,609 --> 00:23:04,351
Nice and fatty,
565
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,715
served on rye, extra mustard.
566
00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:10,118
- You remembered.
- I remember a lot.
567
00:23:10,218 --> 00:23:12,441
- The smell of your socks.
- Oh, my socks?
568
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:14,844
I never bought a sock under 200 thread,
569
00:23:14,944 --> 00:23:18,048
- just for your information.
- I loved that about you.
570
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,191
Hey... Can I show you something?
571
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,263
This... is a set of yours
572
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:33,867
from the store in 1984 that I recorded.
573
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:36,590
- Really?
- It was one of those early sets.
574
00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:38,672
There was so much energy in the room.
575
00:23:38,772 --> 00:23:40,494
I mean, it'll make the hair
on your arms stand up.
576
00:23:40,574 --> 00:23:42,477
- Wow.
- And, uh...
577
00:23:42,577 --> 00:23:44,880
it was one of those nights,
578
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,683
never heard before, never heard again.
579
00:23:47,783 --> 00:23:50,266
And, uh... I thought
you'd like to have it.
580
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,015
Wow.
581
00:23:58,115 --> 00:24:01,179
You'll always have a shrine
to me, won't you, Frankie?
582
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:03,702
Actually, I was just cleaning
out these storage boxes.
583
00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:06,065
Let's not, uh, ruin a great moment.
584
00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,547
Okay.
585
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,790
[HORN HONKS]
586
00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,351
[TAPE PLAYER CLACKS]
587
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,315
[LAUGHTER]
588
00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:16,317
[DICE] But I love tits.Tits are wonderful.
589
00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,959
[LAUGHTER]
590
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,762
You see, what a tit actually is,
591
00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:21,884
for those of you that don't know,
592
00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:25,448
it's like a big bowl of Jell-O
with a layer of skin over it.
593
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,010
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
594
00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:29,213
And the magic of these things are,
595
00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,216
is you touch 'em, and they shake.
596
00:24:32,316 --> 00:24:34,900
And you get a hard-on. [LAUGHS]
597
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,562
You learn to adapt to the hard-on.
598
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,384
You learn to control it,
599
00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:40,186
especially that morning hard-on.
600
00:24:40,286 --> 00:24:42,449
I'll put that up against
a fucking Ginsu knife any day,
601
00:24:42,529 --> 00:24:46,233
- you know?
- [LAUGHING]
602
00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,795
Yeah, it'll dice. It'll slice.
603
00:24:47,895 --> 00:24:50,358
It'll make fucking
julienne potatoes, yeah.
604
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,000
- [RECORDING STOPS]
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
605
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,482
It was really funny.
606
00:24:53,582 --> 00:24:55,645
I got in so much trouble for this shit.
607
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,607
[LAUGHS]
608
00:24:57,707 --> 00:25:01,892
It's crazy. [INHALES SHARPLY]
609
00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:06,017
Babe, I don't know
what's going on with me.
610
00:25:06,117 --> 00:25:08,660
You know...
611
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,784
I was never worried
612
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:16,790
for one moment of my life, ever.
613
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,033
And here I am,
614
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:23,398
listening to this
20-something-year-old kid
615
00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:26,962
30-some-odd years ago,
616
00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:31,127
and I'm thinking, like, where'd he go?
617
00:25:31,227 --> 00:25:34,411
Where the fuck did he go?
618
00:25:34,511 --> 00:25:36,974
Does he sound worried?
619
00:25:37,074 --> 00:25:41,139
That kid... he was unbelievable.
620
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,742
And I know that, Carmen,
621
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:47,266
because I was that guy.
622
00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:48,948
Why are you laughing?
623
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,151
Are you serious?
624
00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,993
I'm listening to that kid,
625
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,357
and I'm hearing a Dice
that doesn't know shit.
626
00:25:56,457 --> 00:26:00,242
You think he's walking around
'cause he's so confident.
627
00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:03,326
It's because he's terrified inside.
628
00:26:03,426 --> 00:26:05,729
But you, Andrew,
629
00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,831
you faced life.
630
00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:11,696
??
631
00:26:11,796 --> 00:26:15,300
And you know my boobs
aren't Jell-O, right?
632
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,963
??
633
00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,470
[CLANK]
634
00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:26,453
[ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN]
635
00:26:33,422 --> 00:26:35,765
[SWITCH CLICKS]
636
00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:38,848
? I walk up to heaven or hell ?
637
00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:40,330
? And break down the gates ?
638
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,092
? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm ?
639
00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:44,695
? And if the Devilgot something to sell ?
640
00:26:44,795 --> 00:26:46,017
? I won't ask for change ?
641
00:26:46,117 --> 00:26:47,739
? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm ?
642
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,541
? 'Cause, babe, I'm looking around ?
643
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,224
? Ain't a man here worth the crown ?
644
00:26:52,324 --> 00:26:54,147
? I'm a warrior ?
645
00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:57,791
??
646
00:26:57,891 --> 00:27:00,194
? I'm a warrior ?
647
00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,956
??
648
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:06,041
? This war was made for a warrior ?
649
00:27:06,141 --> 00:27:07,723
??
650
00:27:07,823 --> 00:27:10,526
? Ain't no pain if you look ahead ?
651
00:27:10,626 --> 00:27:14,150
- ? Eyes locked on the trains ?
- ? Mm-hmm ?
652
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,750
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