All language subtitles for Dice s01e06 Six Grand.eng

[Man] I'm just going through
it in my mind, Chef.

- This you don't need.
- Yes, Chef.

[Gordon] You do not need that.

Look at yourself in the
mirror, and scream risotto ingredients.

Ingredient number one... What is it?

- Oil, Chef.
- Rice, you [bleep]

[laughs]

[Woman] Michael kind of is a hot mess.

What are you guys doing in here?

Oh, you know this TV's better than
the one in the living room.

We're watching something here.

- What happened to the gym?
- We already went.

Oh, so no you're sitting on my bed,

and you're both soaked in sweat.

He don't sweat much.

- He's half Cherokee.
- Navajo.

Can you please not sit on
my bed after the gym or ever?

All right, Shake, take the chips.

Sit on the floor. Come on. Do it.

- Floor?
- Yeah.

[Gordon] [bleep] risotto...

You happy?

Elated.

Can two men have a nice time?

You know what, Shake, I'm
gonna take a shower.

And just want you to know

last night I had a
good run at the table.

I got 6 grand in that top drawer.

Yeah, so?

I just want you to know that I know

that there's 6 grand, to the penny,

in that fucking drawer.

You know what, you just
told me to sit on the floor.

Now you're implying that I'm a thief.

You know, what's... You
know, uh, don't you think

that's taking things a little too far?

No. In the meantime, I saw
you go into the coffee caf?

last week and steal a pair of sunglasses

from that guy's table.

That doesn't make me a thief.

I'm a... I'm a kleptomaniac.

There's a difference.

What's the difference?

It's a disability. It's
like being blind.

[scoffs] All right, forget it.

You know what, grab your
chips, lay on the fucking bed.

She's gone. Let's have fun.

No, you know, I'll stand.

Oh!

[crowd chanting "Dice"]

Top of the world, ma.

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Hey. Where'd Milkshake go?

I don't know. He left.

Why'd he leave?

Hey, maybe he left 'cause
you treat him like shit.

I don't treat him like shit.

I fuck around with him.

There's a difference.

I'm just saying maybe it would be nice

to once in a while show
him a little gratitude.

I mean, he is your best friend.

You know what, maybe he
should show me some gratitude.

Let me explain something.

Dice is, like, the
greatest friend you could ever have.

You... You just don't get it.

I get that you're a man who
speaks in the third person.

Really?

I don't know what that
means, but, you know,

all I know is that means you got

to take Dice to his lunch meeting.

How did I get stuck taking
you to Tangier's?

I thought Milkshake was gonna take you.

What do you want me to tell you?

He had to take off on me.

And don't worry about it.

I'll be out of your hair
before you know it, okay?

Tomorrow's the big
fight, and guess what.

Huh?

The old crew's coming to town.

Limelight's coming. Coconut.

And guess who else... Bobby the Mooch.

- Bobby the Mooch?
- Yeah!

I haven't seen Bobby
since he got married,

moved to Philly, got
divorced, lives in Tampa.

Honestly, I wish he'd stay there.

Babe, I'm taking him to
lunch today. That's all.

Andrew, don't let him borrow
money again, okay?

You don't have money to loan.

Well, Bobby's got his
lunch with Dice, okay?

He don't have that, he's got nothing.

- You're a sucker.
- I'm a sucker?

Why don't you shut your
mouth, get in the car, and drive me?

Shut my mouth?

Get in the car. Come on.

[Dice] Look at
this. Who's over here now?

Look at this fucking guy.

Me? You.

Look at you. Let me hug this guy.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Let me squeeze this guy.

You're still like fucking Hercules.

You cocksucker, you. Look at you.

Jesus Christ. What the fuck?

How are you?

[ Bobby ] Hey, it's been too long.

What has it been, like seven years?

Yeah, it's been a while.

Ah. But you... You look good.

No, you want to know
something? You look good.

Then again, I always brought
out the best in you.

Excuse me, sir, your 1990 Donati Volere.

Okay.

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [sniffs]

Oh, this is [sniffs]... Yeah,
this is fucking delicious.

We'll, uh... We'll take a bottle.

All of that, please.

Oh, Bobby, Bob... Why
don't we go by the glass?

I'm not gonna drink that much.

Dice, don't worry about
it. I get it. It's pricy.

But, uh, it's on me.

It's on you?

Yes, yes. I got it.

- You got this?
- I got this.

Bobby. I know everybody here.

We can't just dine and
dash like the old days.

No, no, no. It's not like that.

I got this.

You got it? How do you got it?

Let's just say I fell into some money.

Really? How far did you fall?

It was a pretty good fall.

I, uh... I gave my nephew
a few bucks to build an app.

The little prick turned
it into something big, huh?

- Really?
- I made a small fortune.

How small a fortune?

High seven figures. Yeah.

But I don't like to
talk about money, you know.

It's gauche.

You know what, I never... I
never thought I'd see the day

where Bobby the Mooch is
buying me a porterhouse.

- Yeah.
- But let's face it,

after what you told me [chuckles]

Bobby the Mooch ain't mooching no more.

[chuckles] Yeah, you know,
um, about that nickname...

Bobby the Mooch... I
was wondering, maybe...

maybe it's time that
I could get a new name.

- What do you think?
- What?

No, and I don't mean any disrespect.

I was honored that you even
gave me a nickname to begin with.

It made me feel like I was
a real part of the crew.

You know, like, I was
more than just a friend.

Like, I was family, but a
lot of things have changed.

Bobby, let me stop you right there.

I mean, do you understand the magnitude

of what you're asking me to do here?

Yes, I do. I know there's rules, Dice.

And one of them is you never change...

- Never.
- Ever.

Never, ever...

- Ever.
- change a name.

You never change a
nickname. I know. I know.

What I'm just asking is maybe
you can consider it.

All right, all right,
I'll... I'll think about it. Come on.

- It's a consideration.
- Yeah.

[chuckles]

[laughing]

You're all right.

[laughing continues]

[chuckles] What's... What's so funny?

I'm just thinking about
those times when you were the king.

Exciting fucking times, right?

- It was fantastic.
- We did everything.

- Everything.
- We rocked the world together.

We kicked ass, man. You were the man.

You... You remember this...
this one time at the comedy club,

when you asked me to come up onstage?

You remember that?

- One time?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I used to have you come
on all the time, you know.

You mean like Beansy the Ball Man.

No, it's just one time you
had me come up there.

You had me roll around like
I was a fucking dog,

and you were like, "Roll, motherfucker.

Roll, motherfucker."
Do you remember that?

I... We did so many things, you know?

Did... Did you know my
mother was there that night?

Your mother was there?

No. I didn't know.

- I didn't know that.
- No, she was there.

You were like, "Get on your
knees, motherfucker.

Roll around like a dog, motherfucker."

[laughs]

Act like a fucking mutt,
you dumb, stupid dog, you.

[chuckles]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It was just so funny,
man. My mother was dying.

You know, she... she... she talks about

that all the time... all the time.

When I told her I was gonna see you,

she was talking about it.

It was a, uh, a very
memorable moment in my life, you know?

Very, very memorable.

Well, you know, uh...

You know I love your mom.

You know?

Yeah.

I would never do that if
I knew your mom was there.

- Yeah.
- You know that, right?

Of course.

What... What about... What
about everything else?

Do you think of those things?

Remember... Remember
when you were unemployed

for like, what, a year and a half?

- Who hired you?
- Then you fired me.

Yeah, I fired you, but I
took you back, didn't I?

Then you fired me again.

Yeah. And I took you back.

- And why would I fire you?
- I don't know.

'Cause sometimes you'd
be like an asshole right?

But who always took you
back? Who always had your back?

- Yeah.
- Okay?

Hey, the bottom line is the whole crew

is back together this weekend.

We're gonna have a
great fucking weekend.

Yeah, we're gonna have a
lot of fun, me and you.

It's gonna be great.

I don't understand.

He said he thought it was fucking funny.

It's not what he said.

It's how he said it.
You know what I mean?

It's Bobby the
Mooch we're talking about.

He was always a little off.

You know, he wants to
change his nickname.

What kind of animal would
suggest such a thing?

Exactly. I give the nicknames.

Dice gives the nicknames.

Dice, got some bad news, bro.

Denali needs another day.

You're the fucking worst!

I know. I'm so sorry. It's so ironic.

It's like this is what you get

for being such a loyal customer, right?

So, what am I gonna drive?

I feel bad.

I'm gonna give you my
car... my own car. It's really nice.

It's got a great CD collection,
dope-ass sound system.

Who gives a fuck about the sound?

I need my Denali.

It's the only car I got where
my back feels right.

It's all I got, man.

All right, where...
where... where is this car at?

Where's the dope car?

Oh, my fucking back.

Hey, Dice.

Is this yours?

No, it's a loan.

If you don't like it,
look at something else.

Park the car. Don't judge the car.

[Valet] Sorry about that.

Don't even bother with this guy.

Go make the fucking chips.

Where are they? Where are they?

- There they are.
- Hey! Ohh!

Limelight Eddie, get the fuck over here!

It's been too long, my friend.

- Coconut!
- Dice, look at you!

Get the fuck in here, you fuck.

- How you been?
- Look at you!

- You look fucking fantastic.
- Thank you.

Bobby! Bobby! Give me a hug, you fuck.

- I'll give you one.
- Yeah, yeah.

Look at this chum.

Bob, Bob.

Hey, hey.

Hey, thanks for hooking us
up with this beautiful place.

Dice, come on.

Come on. For you guys, I'd do anything.

And wait till you have the
breakfast buffet here.

Beyond fucking belief. I'm
telling you something.

The best breakfast buffet in Vegas.

Yeah. In Vegas. In Vegas.

You can't find a better
place to watch a fight tonight.

That's for sure.

Oh, this is un-fucking-believable.

Hey, who's ready for me to
take their fucking money?

Take their fucking
money? Get the fuck over there.

You ain't taking my money.

We're in Vegas. We
rule this fucking place.

And, boom, three aces.

Sorry, fellas.

Wait a second. How the
fuck do you have three aces?

I have two myself.

Where'd you get those?

- Legally!
- Are you cheating again?

- Are you fucking cheating?
- He's not cheating.

He's my first best
friend. He don't cheat.

- You fucking rat.
- He's a fucking cheater.

You know what's so
fucking crazy about this?

It's like this is what we
were doing 20 fucking years ago.

How fucking great is this?

It's great. It's just like the old days.

And speaking of the old
days, we need to outfit ourselves

for this special occasion
and dress ourselves like men. No?

We're gonna go to the
mall get some new suits.

Perfect. I could use a new suit.

And some jewelry.

No, look, guys, listen to me. Listen.

I don't mind getting you the suite,

getting you the breakfast buffet.

That's all good, okay?

Coconut, I'll even get
you the kind of whores

with those big kettlebell fucking tits

that they could bang over
your fucking head, Coconut.

But going to the mall and splurging,

buying suits, jewelry... I just...

You know, I can't,
like, exactly pick up the tab.

- Dice, you know what?
- What?

Tonight I'm gonna pay for
everything, all right?

As a tribute to you for all the times

you picked up the tab for
us and you had our back.

- Whoa, Mooch.
- Really?

- Absolutely.
- Big shot now.

Honestly, it would be my pleasure,

especially since, you know, you're
not rolling in the money

like you used to, you know what I mean?

Bobby, I-I'm doing just fine.

I know. I can tell you're
doing just fine.

Maybe you're just...
You're picking up on the subtext.

I didn't mean anything specific by it.

Subtext? What do you mean by subtext?

There's a subtext of you're
in financial troubles.

Yeah, you know what subtext is to you...

jerking off with your left hand.

Look, I'm just... I want
to have a good fucking time

like we used to, okay?

Can we not have a nice time?

Just a gesture of my appreciation.

You know what, I appreciate

that you want to pay
a little tribute to me.

- Absolutely.
- I get it.

Who wouldn't want to pay tribute to you?

- Thank you.
- [doorbell rings]

And you know what, Shake, nobody
goes to the mall anymore.

Who the fuck goes to the mall?

Right now, tonight...

the mall is coming to us.

- Ladies.
- Holy shit.

Bianca. Celeste.

I can't remember your name.

And Diana.

Everything's on me. Huh?

Look at this. Her hair...
It's like a fucking blanket.

It's like a cashmere blanket.

This one's, uh, Celeste over here.

She's the best.

Yeah, come on, Dice.

You don't want to get a part of this?

Come on, Dice.

Any which one you want. Just
pick one. So, Dice, listen.

About yesterday, have
you given any more thought

to that name conversation we had? Huh?

You know, I got to
weigh the pros and cons

of the whole thing

'cause if I let you take your own name,

then it's anarchy, you understand?

- Right, right.
- Then everybody wants to name

themself what they
want to name themself.

It's like remember Lenny?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

He got his finger cut
off. What did I name him?

Four Fingers Lenny. That
was fucking perfect.

It was nine.

What do you mean, "nine"?

He still had nine fingers left.

I'm not saying it
wasn't a good nickname.

It's a great
nickname. But what I'm saying...

But what if I help
you out with this one?

I'll help you a little bit.

Yeah, how you gonna help me?

I was thinking why don't you start
calling me Bobby the Wad?

- Bobby the Wad?
- Yeah.

And this one... It...
It... It's a good reason

because, you know, first
of all, I'm rich now.

And second of all, when I was a kid,

when I was younger, when I would jizz,

I would blow these ginormous
wads, you know?

So Bobby the Wad.

What do you think?

Hands off, Bobby.

I mean, you seriously
want me to let you base

your nickname over money and loads?

Yeah.

- You expect that to happen?
- Why not?

You believe, in my
world of giving nicknames,

I'm gonna base your
name off of your loads?

It ain't gonna happen. No.

- No?
- No.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Yeah.
- That's good, right?

- Yeah.
- That's good by you, right?

Yeah, it's fine.

- Say it. Okay.
- It's fine. It's fine.

All right, so that's not
the nickname, then, right?

No. You sure you don't
want to get a suit?

- I mean, I think you would...
- I'm good.

Yo, Bobby the Mooch. Check it out.

- [laughs]
- Look at that.

Look at you, the
fucking pussy slayer over here.

He's like Money
Mayweather. You look good.

- Thanks, Bobby.
- Of course.

I haven't looked this good
since my cousin's parole hearing.

This is all because of you.

Ah, it's my pleasure. It's my pleasure.

- He looks fantastic, right?
- Yeah.

Oh, Dice, I see you looking
at that gray suit over there.

Why don't you buy on of them suits?

Listen, thank you, but
I don't want a suit.

Well, could you at least just try it on?

I don't want a suit. I'm good.

You got to try one. Just try one on.

I'm trying to get him to try it on.

- He won't try it on.
- Yeah, with the thread count.

Shake, look at me now. I
don't want a fucking suit.

What are you wearing a suit for?

What... What's this
about? What are you now?

What is this? It looks ridiculous.

Yeah?

I think it looks...
I think it looks good.

What do you mean by
that? I don't... I'm out.

I don't know. I'm just
not in the mood for a suit.

I had a car like this once. I was 16.

Yeah, it's just a loaner. Relax.

Wait, this is your car?

No, it's a loaner.

This is your pussy
magnet? I was joking around.

It's a fucking loaner. Come on, now.

Hey, are we all gonna fit in there?

Hey, wait. Maybe we
should take another car.

Are you fucking serious?

Get in the fucking car, Bobby.

[hip-hop music playing]

[Valet] Fellas, welcome, welcome.

Hey, what's happening?

Oh, fuck, this car's killing my back.

Sir, don't even park it.

Just drive it into the fucking river.

Does this impress you?

- It doesn't impress me.
- Take it. Take it.

You know what it
is... it's fucking Mooch.

He keeps trying to big-time
me. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you can't big-time the biggest.

You got a point there, my friend.

Hey, you're the man of the hour.

- Hey, how you doing?
- You get a free dance.

Really?

Nice to know I can
still come into a strip joint

and get a
complimentary lap dance, eh, Shake?

That guy over there
bought you the dance.

What guy?

That guy... Bobby the Wad.

Yo, Dice, let's get crazy, all
right? I love you, brother.

You know what, sweetheart, I'm
gonna have to pass on this.

- I'll take it.
- No, you won't.

- Hey.
- We'll see you later.

[Bobby] Hey,
Milkshake. I got 6 grand in cash

on my nightstand back at the hotel room.

I'm just saying.

Hey, Bobby, Bobby,

that's our bit with the
money in the nightstand.

That's what we do.

He doesn't mean anything
by it. He's just...

Don't tell me what it
means. That's our bit.

[Bobby] Well, you know
what, technically, Dice,

it's not really a bit because
I actually do have

6 grand in cash back on my nightstand.

When I say 6 grand, I got it.

When you say it... it's a bit.

All right, big shot, all right?

You know what, let's
go back to the hotel

and watch the fight already.

You know what, I got a better idea.

Like what?

Yeah, we can't watch
the fight of the century

in a hotel room like
a bunch of hand jobs.

No, we need to do this with style.

We need to do this with
class. We need to do this VIP.

- Huh?
- Whoa, shit!

I got us VIP seats to the fight.

Ohh. Are you kidding me?

You see what I'm talking
about? This is gonna be good.

I figured I'd surprise
you guys, all right?

Dice, uh, grab my jacket.

Grab your own jacket.

Come on, Dice. Don't be like
that. Grab my jacket.

I don't carry another
guy's jacket, Bobby.

You should know that.

Y-You're closer. Just... Just grab it.

No, we're equidistant.

Equi... What are you, a linguist now?

[chuckles]

Come on, your hand's right
next to it, Dice.

I used to carry your
jacket all the time.

'Cause that's the way it is.

Really? Well, I paid for dinner.

I paid for the suits. I'm
paying for the lap dances.

And I got us VIP seats.

So you're gonna carry my fucking jacket.

That's the way it is.

Carry your own fucking jacket, Mooch.

It's the Bobby the Wad, all right?

I'm Bobby the fucking Wad.

- Mooch!
- It's Bobby the Wad's jacket.

It's Bobby the Wad!

Gentlemen, is there a problem?

No, no, there's no
problem. We're getting out of here.

Let's go, Shake.

Oh, you know...

Obviously, guys, I've
drawn a line in the sand,

so you got to pick a crew.

Make your choice. Make it now.

That's putting us in
an awkward position.

I mean, he got us tickets to the fight.

Shake, I could
understand these two clowns

selling out for a couple of tickets.

- What's that all about?
- Shut the fuck up.

But you...?

I want to go to the fight.

They're with me now, Dice.

Condolences.

Grab my jacket.

You know what,
Shake, you made your choice.

You carry his jacket.

- Dice!
- Hey.

You going to the fight tonight?

You know what, I don't think so.

What? I thought the Dice
Man never misses a fight.

Your man, Victor, is
gonna do some damage.

He is, isn't he?

You know what, take this.

You got me thinking, dog.

I'll see you.

- Have a good one.
- You, too.

The welterweight championship.

Little Mel!

Little Mel, get the fuck over here.

Dice, man! What's happening, my man?

- Man, I missed you.
- Absolutely.

- It's been a long time.
- Yeah, man, it's been a minute.

I told Vic's trainer I'm
gonna try to get over here

before the fight, you know, pump him up,

give him a little inspirational speech,

you know what I mean?

Okay, all right, here's the thing...

It's packed in there
tonight, Dice, and I mean,

I don't have you on the list, so...

No, no, I know that because
I had to do a show,

and I told him as long as I'm done,

I'll get over there as quick as I could.

Thank God I'm even seeing you, you know?

Yeah, man. Yeah.

Can you get me back there quick?

- The fight's about to start.
- All right, all right, listen.

- You know what I mean?
- I'm not supposed to be

doing this. I got you, though.

- Yeah, no, come on. Come on.
- Follow me. I got you.

- Oh, my God. I missed you.
- All right, follow me, my man.

- Let me ask you something.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

Do you got anything like
VIP, but closer than VIP?

Aah, closer than
VIP? I don't know, my man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, I
was just thinking out loud.

Like, I don't know,
like, maybe, like, in the ring,

like, you know, sitting on a bucket

or something in the corner.

- I don't know. Let's see.
- Yo, Vic!

- Dice! Funny Man!
- Oh, what are you doing there?

Dog, what's happening?

I'd know you anywhere.

- Dog, what the fuck?
- [chuckles]

Are you ready for this tonight? Huh?

You ready to knock this guy out, huh?

'Cause you got about 10,000
chicks out there

just waiting for
you, you know what I mean?

And the more you hit him, the
wetter that box... Oh, shit!

They're so psyched up for you.

Two rounds! Two fuck...
First round you set him up.

Second round put him down.

- Are you ready?
- I'm ready.

- Are you fucking ready?
- I'm ready.

Are you ready? Give 'em to me, dog.

- Let's get this motherfucker!
- It's "go" time!

It's time! Go, go, go, go!

Let's go. We're going
to get the pussy now.

[cheers and applause]

[speaks indistinctly]

You want pussy, you
knock that fucking pussy out.

You got... Ohh, you
enjoying your seats up there, Bobby?

I got the real VIP. I'll
be sitting in his corner.

Good for you, Dice.

Yeah, enjoy the nosebleeds, Mooch.

These ain't nosebleeds,
and my name ain't Mooch.

- It's Bobby the Wad, asshole.
- Oh, really?

Oh, no, no, I got your nickname.

- What is it?
- Bobby Fuck!

It's short for Bobby Fuck-head!

- You want me to come down there?
- Yeah, go ahead.

I'm gonna smack you around, asshole.

Forget about it. I'm
right here. I'm right here.

You fuck.

- What? What?
- Say it to my face now.

Say it to your face? Bobby Fuck-head!

Ohh!

Oh, my fucking back!

Yeah, what's the matter, asshole?

- Oh, fuck!
- Your back?

- Oh, fuck.
- Oh, your back?

- Fuck you, you...
- It's not your back.

It's your fucking face, dog face!

- It's your fucking face.
- Roll over now, doggie.

- Sniff my asshole.
- Asshole!

- You fucking cock!
- Roll over, Bowser!

Fuck you! Fuck this fucking guy!

- Fuck you! Shake!
- Get him out.

Shake, don't let them
take me. My fucking back.

Dice, maybe you should just go home.

Shake! Shake!

[crowd cheering]

[sighs]

Fuck!

[sighs]

What the fuck are you looking at?

I know it's hard, sweetheart. I know.

You got your best friend, Milkshake,
and the other guy...

the old friend, I mean.

Yeah, I mean, he's
causing all these problems.

No, you can't let him come between you.

I got to tell him. That's all.

You got to talk to him. That's
what you got to do.

You're so right. You helped me so much.

Oh, I'm so glad.

I'm gonna friend you on Facebook

'cause I got to go find him now.

Oh, honey. Ohh. Oh, yeah.

- Come on.
- Ohh.

- You're the greatest.
- Oh, you're the best.

- You're the greatest, okay?
- I love you already.

- Okay, thank you.
- I love you already.

- Thank you so much.
- All right, baby.

Milkshake! Milkshake!

Milkshake! Milkshake!

I love you, Milkshake.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Dice.
- I am sorry.

- I love you.
- Dice, calm down.

No, no, no. I-I-I got
to tell you, you know,

I mean, sometimes I really
do take you for granted,

a-a-and I want you
to know that I care.

If you want to be part of
Bobby the Mooch's entourage,

that's okay by me, as
long as me and you...

me and you are best
friends forever. Me and you.

You think I want to be part of
Bobby the Mooch's entourage?

Are you crazy?

Huh?

I... Listen, I've been playing him.

You what?

Wake up, I've been
playing Bobby all along.

Check it out. 6 grand.

I snatched it out of
his nightstand table.

You are diabolical.

You think I would really
betray you over anything?

Look, you're my buddy, pal.

Let's go spend 6 grand.

Let's go spend 6 fucking grand.

What are we doing standing around here?

You're playing fucking craps.

You already won today.

You and me... We buy
suits the right way.

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