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So then the guy comes in the store
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soaking wet, looks straight to camera
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and goes, "Um, I'd like to buy a kayak."
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Moosehead Sports: You'll
be up a creek with a paddle.
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[Laughs]
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[Both laughing]
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Really, really funny.
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Do not change a freaking
word, you hear me?
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So Sebastian, when do you
want to shoot this puppy?
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We can be ready by "mondee."
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Oh, no, no, no can do, fellas.
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I am walking out that door
and I'm headed to Dubai
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for a week of sand surfing.
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- A week?
- Yeah.
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What about work?
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Exactly. What about it?
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See, gentlemen, I have seven stores
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that are doing what? Gangbusters.
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Now, I could worry
over every little detail
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and die behind a desk
from a bullet to the temple
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like my daddy did,
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but I prefer to delegate
like my mommy did.
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Little piece of advice for you, fellas.
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Don't let making a living
interfere with making a life.
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[Dramatic music]
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[Inaudible]
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Fellas. I got to go.
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Well, Sebastian, enjoy Dubai.
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Oh, it's going to be impossible not to.
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Now it looks like you guys
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could stand a little
vacation yourselves.
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I mean, look how tired Tim looks.
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Oh, uh, that's just the
shape of my face, sir.
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No, I mean those huge black
circles under your eyes.
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You look tired.
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It's just how I look,
sir, how my skull is.
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Yeah, but your eyes, they look so sad.
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Mm-hmm.
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Like you've lived 100 lives.
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Okay.
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I mean, take Sam here, for example.
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He doesn't look tired at all.
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So one week then, or...
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Sebastian's so cool.
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He's probably our coolest client.
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I think he's the coolest
guy I've ever met.
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- Did you see his jacket? Leather.
- Mm-hmm.
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Came in here and
completely owned our couch.
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- I know.
- Guy smells like a steak.
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- A real good steak.
- Hey, guys.
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- Both: 'Sup, Lea?
- How you gonna...
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- What's going on?
- What's going on?
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- What's happening right now?
- What are you in here for?
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You know how I always have to stuff
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all of our gear into
my car for every shoot?
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- Yeah, it's so funny.
- Yeah.
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Well, I found a cheap
production van we can buy.
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Where?
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At the police auction
for impounded vehicles.
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- Was this involved in a crime?
- Yes.
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[Elevator bell dings]
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[Groovy music]
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Tim and Sam! I got a bunch
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of new commercial
ideas for you guys, man.
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Sorry, Ned. Can't talk right now.
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For real? Hey, they gon' 100%
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suck your [Bleep] with
these new ones, man,
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I'm telling you. Listen to this.
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Ready for this?
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Hefty garbage bags:
Now for white people.
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Great stuff, Ned. Tell you what.
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You make an appointment sometime,
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we'll hear all your pitches.
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Hey, thank you, man. I'ma
hold you to that, man.
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I appreciate it! Mm!
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[Funk music]
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[Horn blares]
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What do you think?
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- Slams okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Want to give it a test drive?
- Yeah.
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Seats are comfy.
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It's nice.
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You guys done jerking each other off?
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You see jizz everywhere, Lea?
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Yeah, Lea, if we were
jerking each other off,
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there'd be jizz everywhere.
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I'll put in our bid.
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This is great.
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We can get twice as much
work done with this van.
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Absolutely. We can work twice as hard.
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Work ourselves into the ground
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until we blow our brains
out like Sebastian's dad.
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Or go insane like my dad.
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Mm-hmm. Well,
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let's go get this work van for work.
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Let's do it.
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[Funk music]
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Hey, TD!
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Yeah, yeah!
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I need some loving, baby
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You need what now?
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Some loving, some
loving, some loving
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Huh! Oh, yeah!
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[Screams]
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Huh! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, this loving, baby
You need loving
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Yeah, yeah
Oh, loving, loving
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You need some loving loving
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So good, baby
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I got to tell you, baby
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What you gonna tell me?
What you got to do, yeah
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What I got to do, baby?
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Just listen to the song yeah
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[Music fades out]
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Assholes.
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Next time
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when they ask you
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where you're from
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you gon' say Detroit city
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when we get you back on our feet
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yeah, yeah
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I got to get back on that road, man.
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Oh, wow, I'm gonna go nuts in here.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Is that stuff working?
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I don't know.
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The guy at the store
said it's makeup for plays
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that have a dumpy uncle character.
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Hey, pecker, eyes off the
hog! Pecker's taking a selfie.
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I'll tell you this, man.
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I don't get back out on that hog,
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I'm about four or five
seconds from wilin'.
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I'm about two, three
seconds from wilin'.
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I'm like, one second from wilin'.
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Gentlemen. Ned is here.
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The security guard?
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He said you told him to
set up an appointment.
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Sheila!
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You weren't actually
supposed to set that up.
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Oh, I guess I had a dumb blonde moment.
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She thinks she's blonde?
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I hope y'all ready for this shit, man.
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This shit is coming out of
the idea oven hot and fresh.
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Let's see what you got.
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All right. [Clears throat]
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Chris Brown is walking to the store.
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Did he just say Chris Brown?
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Chris Brown is getting his
baby some diapers, right?
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Chris Brown's having a bad
day 'cause he just found out
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that his woman is cheating on him,
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and the baby he been
buying all these diapers
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and groceries and shit for
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is not even his baby,
and he's got to piss.
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The baby or Chris Brown?
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Chris Brown. The baby's dead.
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- Oh, for sure.
- Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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So then he can't even hold it anymore.
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He's like, "Oh, I got
to go to a restaurant."
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I got to pee immediately," right?
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Bam. He goes to the restaurant,
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but the restaurant has a restroom
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that says, "For whites only."
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He's like, "What?"
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"For whites only?"
Then he thinks about it,
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like, "wait a minute, I
got all these diapers."
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So next thing you know, we cut. Bam.
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We see the back of Chris
Brown's legs, right?
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Then a big-ass dick
falls out of his drawers.
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It's like, oh, he might have a disease.
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Way too big for sex or anything,
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and he's pissing in the
diaper, and it's like...
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[imitating extended urination]
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He looks back at the camera and says,
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"Diapers: They can hold a man's piss."
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I mean, it's great stuff, Ned.
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Just one problem.
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I mean, we don't have
the "diapers" account.
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Even if we did I'm pretty sure
we can't show any of that stuff.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, I got more.
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- I'm not married to anything.
- Right.
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Next one. A guy's running
from the cops, right?
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He's running fast. "Get down!
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We got a runner!" [Panting]
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[Grunts]
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[Panting] Right?
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He has on Reeboks. So fast!
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The police have on Nikes.
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Hell, no, they're not gon' catch him.
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He about to run to the finish line.
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Ha! Victory!
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Got away from the police! Bam!
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They shoot him. He dead.
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Chyron: Reeboks. He dead.
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- What else you got?
- Ready for this one?
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Okay, a guy's sticking his dick
all in a big-ass tub of butter.
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- Oh, lord. Uh-huh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He just, boop, dropping
holes in the butter.
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Boop, dropping holes in the butter.
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Boop, dropping holes in the butter...
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Dick holes. Next thing you know,
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the cops come, shoot him. He dead.
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Chyron: Butter. He dead.
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- Okay.
- There's a guy
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walking around town dancing
with his hand in his pocket.
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Okay, and then what happens?
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He just dances. That's it.
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Okay. Well, Ned, this is all great stuff
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and we'd love to hear
it, but we got actually
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a really important
meeting we got to get to.
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Gentlemen, Dale Diebenkorn is here
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and he's stinking up the place.
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[Groans] "No sale" Dale.
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That guy is a fricking pud.
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Can't believe we're gonna be
in here stuck with that idiot
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instead of out there
on our crotch rocket.
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We've been pitching to this choad
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for a year and a half, and
he's never bought anything.
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Tim, Cramblin-Duvet's doing what?
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Both: Gangbusters.
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Maybe it's time we decided
whether we want to be
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in here making a living
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or out there making a life.
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[Whispering] I get you.
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Can I have these?
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Dale, I'd like to introduce you
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to our brand new hot
shot copywriter Ned.
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You're in really good hands.
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Ned's going to walk you
through some of our ideas
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that we're really excited about.
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Put 'er there, Dale.
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Man, you got a nice-ass
neck, you know that?
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You can tell a lot about
a man by his neck, man,
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and you got a strong one.
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Uh, thanks.
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Sweet! We'll get out of your hair.
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It's almost like a
Benjamin Franklin neck.
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You kind of got a Benjamin
Franklin whole head.
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[Mc5's "the American ruse"]
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They told you in
school about freedom
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But when you try to be
free they never let ya
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They said "It's
easy nothing to it"
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And now the army's out to get ya
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'69 America in terminal stasis
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The air's so thick it's
like drowning in molasses
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I'm sick and tired
of paying these dues
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And I'm finally getting
hip to the American ruse
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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[Laughs]
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[Elevator bell dings]
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I am gonna miss the hog today,
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but we got to get
back to the real world.
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Back to the grind.
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Both: Morning, Sheila.
258
00:09:37,728 --> 00:09:39,195
Good morning, gentlemen.
259
00:09:39,297 --> 00:09:40,696
Where are you two going?
260
00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:42,364
To stuff all this equipment into my car
261
00:09:42,466 --> 00:09:45,134
because you two idiots didn't buy a van.
262
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,169
Hey guys, nice jackets.
263
00:09:47,271 --> 00:09:48,838
- Thank you.
- I've always worn this.
264
00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:50,573
[Laughs]
265
00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:52,274
All right. Appreciate everything.
266
00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:53,809
Oh, hey, guys.
267
00:09:53,911 --> 00:09:55,377
You were right about Ned.
268
00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:56,812
He's amazing.
269
00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:58,647
This commercial's going to be great.
270
00:09:58,749 --> 00:09:59,615
Sure is.
271
00:09:59,717 --> 00:10:00,649
What commercial?
272
00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:01,851
Oh, Dale's commercial.
273
00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:03,519
Oh, no, Ned's commercial.
274
00:10:03,621 --> 00:10:05,387
[Scoffs] Let's go shoot this bitch.
275
00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:06,684
Let's do it.
276
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,625
Well, good luck.
277
00:10:09,727 --> 00:10:12,061
I guess we got to get
to this commercial shoot?
278
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:15,064
Yeah. I mean, I guess it'd
be totally irresponsible
279
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,565
to leave an entire shoot to Ned
280
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,934
and just go riding
around on a hog all day.
281
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,136
Oh, for sure.
282
00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:26,242
If I gave even the smallest
shit about Dale's pud ass,
283
00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:28,110
I'd put a stop to this right now.
284
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:31,647
And plus my crotch is
throbbin' for a rocket.
285
00:10:31,749 --> 00:10:34,717
Oh. My crotch is achin' for one!
286
00:10:34,819 --> 00:10:37,036
- Let's do this, baby.
- Let's do it.
287
00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,356
- Night, Sheila.
- Night, Sheila.
288
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,358
Good night, gentlemen.
289
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:45,284
[Mc5's "the American ruse" playing]
290
00:10:45,463 --> 00:10:47,563
291
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,769
Other way, Tommy.
292
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,774
What the heck?
293
00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:01,744
[Funk music]
294
00:11:01,846 --> 00:11:04,907
295
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:09,276
- Stay safe, guys.
- See ya, guys. Good times.
296
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,511
Earlier today, the ghost of a pedophile
297
00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,414
was spotted haunting the
old Boblo amusement park.
298
00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:16,049
Here's the interesting thing:
299
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:20,187
The ghost was... Get this... a woman.
300
00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:21,855
More after these messages.
301
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,446
[Funk music playing on TV]
302
00:11:23,471 --> 00:11:25,169
Oh, look, it's Ned's commercial.
303
00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:27,060
Right now at Detroit Optical Glasses,
304
00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:29,696
we have hunky specs, but be warned:
305
00:11:29,798 --> 00:11:32,566
Hunky specs will make
you feel like grooving.
306
00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:35,235
Oh, hunky specs
307
00:11:35,337 --> 00:11:37,270
gonna get you grooving, grooving
308
00:11:37,372 --> 00:11:40,240
-
D-O-G
grooving
309
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:42,175
gonna get you grooving, ooh
310
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,844
uh-huh
311
00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:45,712
- Freeze!
- Sorry, officers.
312
00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:48,352
Can't freeze. I got to dance.
313
00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:50,010
He's resisting.
314
00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:52,569
- [Grunts]
- Stop resisting!
315
00:11:52,594 --> 00:11:54,861
Hunky specs will make
you feel like grooving.
316
00:11:55,324 --> 00:11:56,923
Only at D-O-G.
317
00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:59,883
- [Grunts]
- But I'm white!
318
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,985
Presented by Cramblin Advertising.
319
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:05,411
Oh, man. That was bad.
320
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,076
I can't believe Ned put a
title card at the end of it.
321
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,647
Now everybody'going to
think we made that turd.
322
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:12,572
Dale's probably so pissed.
323
00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:14,597
Should we call him and ask him
if he wants us to pull the spot?
324
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,443
- Yeah, maybe.
- I don't usually comment
325
00:12:16,545 --> 00:12:17,611
on the commercials,
326
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:19,813
but that was a lot of fun.
327
00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,615
Let's see it again. Can we?
328
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,316
Groovin'. Uh-huh
329
00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:24,951
[Laughter]
330
00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:26,653
Right now at Detroit Optical Glasses...
331
00:12:26,755 --> 00:12:29,623
What... The... Whoo-hoo.
332
00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:32,092
Hunky specs that make
you feel like grooving.
333
00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:34,094
I got to get me some
of those horny specs.
334
00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:36,029
[Laughs]
335
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,900
Gonna get you groovin'
D-O-G
336
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:41,162
-
Groovin'
- I don't get it.
337
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,895
Are they laughing with it or at it?
338
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,201
They're just laughing, Sam.
339
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,863
They're feeling joy.
340
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,064
I don't get it.
341
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,532
It's nothing!
342
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,134
Stop dancing!
343
00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:55,102
You're wasting your time!
344
00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:57,004
Don't look at me, asshole!
345
00:12:57,106 --> 00:12:58,806
[Funk music]
346
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,409
Sebastian, how was Dubai?
347
00:13:01,511 --> 00:13:03,411
Oh, incredible.
348
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:04,979
You know, I went to the Burj Khalifa
349
00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:07,381
and I did that thing that Tom Cruise did
350
00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:08,983
in "Mission: Impossible."
351
00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:11,185
Oh. You climbed up the
windows with suction cups?
352
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:14,189
I got to wear the mask
of another man's face.
353
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,023
Holy shit.
354
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,364
That's cool.
355
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,350
So Sebastian,
356
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,028
we're going to be shooting
your commercial tomorrow.
357
00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,264
Uh, any questions or concerns?
358
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:26,357
Actually, yes. Uh, let's scrap it.
359
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,369
What?
360
00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:31,172
Yeah. I want the dance.
361
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,206
The dance?
362
00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:34,208
Yes, you know. The hunky specs.
363
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,210
Yeah, yeah. I want... I want that.
364
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:40,347
Okay, uh, what if we just
added a dance component
365
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,983
to the commercial that
we already pitched you?
366
00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:45,586
Yeah, like, uh, what if,
367
00:13:45,688 --> 00:13:47,822
like, maybe the dad in the tent
368
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,424
kind of, like, wiggles his booty?
369
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:51,892
Oh, yeah, yeah, he
makes his booty clap.
370
00:13:51,994 --> 00:13:53,761
- [Laughs]
- Oh, that's good.
371
00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:55,496
Actually, that's great.
You know, that could work.
372
00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:56,864
- It definitely could.
- Guys, guys, guys.
373
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,933
Don't leave me half-hard here.
374
00:13:59,035 --> 00:14:01,068
Why are we talking about the old ad?
375
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,371
I want the full-on dance treatment.
376
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:06,248
That's what I want.
377
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,809
All right. Okay.
378
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:10,745
Um... So, okay.
379
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,446
All right, so maybe you're, um,
380
00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,248
maybe you're walking through your store,
381
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:15,750
you look to camera, you're just like...
382
00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:40,641
Why would I do that?
383
00:14:42,578 --> 00:14:43,688
I don't know, sir.
384
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:44,961
It's not sexy.
385
00:14:47,884 --> 00:14:50,818
Uh, well, actually, what if
the dance is more like, uh...
386
00:14:52,922 --> 00:14:55,156
Okay.
387
00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:58,592
Feel it. Feel it.
388
00:14:58,694 --> 00:15:01,128
You feel it.
389
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,864
You just kind of feel it.
390
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,000
You're gonna... ooh.
391
00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:07,201
Oh, there's something in my tummy.
392
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,136
It's more groovin'.
393
00:15:09,238 --> 00:15:10,171
It's groovin'.
394
00:15:10,273 --> 00:15:11,772
Now it's a baby.
395
00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:13,841
There it is.
396
00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:19,321
Fellas, is this some sort of joke?
397
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:22,850
Because I consider myself
a really chill dude,
398
00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,518
but you are pissing me off.
399
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,853
Now, what happened to the guys who
400
00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:28,355
came up with the hunky
specs commercial, huh?
401
00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,526
Look, you have every right to be angry.
402
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:36,730
Please allow us a moment to discuss.
403
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:42,703
No.
404
00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:49,864
What are we gonna do now?
405
00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:50,988
I don't know.
406
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,680
I honestly thought my dancing was sexy.
407
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,181
Gentlemen.
408
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:56,550
Jean and Louise Strhol
409
00:15:56,652 --> 00:16:00,421
from Strhol's Icecream
are here to see you.
410
00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,324
Strhol's Icecream?
411
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:06,527
We have been trying to get a
meeting with them for months.
412
00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:09,263
This is huge. Where are they?
413
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:11,532
I put them in the conference room.
414
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,140
Son of a bitch.
415
00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:21,219
Crap.
416
00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:22,743
[Phone ringing]
417
00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:27,633
Hello, Mother.
418
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,550
Sheila, can you tell Ned
419
00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:31,385
he has two clients waiting for him?
420
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:32,820
Where are you two going?
421
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,350
Doesn't matter.
422
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:40,160
Good-bye, Mother.
423
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,344
Bitch.
424
00:16:41,864 --> 00:16:43,797
[Elevator bell dings]
425
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,836
[Sad music]
426
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:55,910
427
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:01,882
[Bike bell jingles]
428
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:03,584
429
00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:07,254
He left me wondering
430
00:17:07,356 --> 00:17:11,258
Down the road I went
431
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,329
Oh, father what's she from?
432
00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:17,331
Heaven sent
433
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:21,602
434
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:25,439
Doesn't matter now does it?
435
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:29,410
When I'm on my own
436
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,612
Gonna keep on walking
437
00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:36,784
Till I'm skin and bone
438
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,753
If you could start over and
do any job in the entire world,
439
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:42,022
what would you do?
440
00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:43,924
Probably make commercials
at Cramblin-Duvet.
441
00:17:44,026 --> 00:17:45,141
Me too.
442
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:48,862
What would you do if
you had $10 million?
443
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:50,431
I'd expand Cramblin-Duvet,
444
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:53,033
get a bigger building
with on-site daycare.
445
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:55,846
Can I be honest with you, Sam?
446
00:17:55,871 --> 00:17:57,020
Yeah, bud.
447
00:17:57,573 --> 00:18:00,541
I am scared every second on that thing.
448
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,977
Tim, I hate it. If you stop, you fall.
449
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,478
Yeah, and if you fall, you die.
450
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,046
Yeah, and then you
die, it just goes black.
451
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,648
You don't even hear anything.
452
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,316
Why would they make
something that does that?
453
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:10,851
I mean, I don't even like being outside.
454
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,386
No, me neither. Let's get out of here.
455
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:14,188
I just saw one of those
big, fat, fuzzy bees.
456
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:16,056
[Engine revving]
457
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:19,827
You black night with that
458
00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:21,477
Nice bike.
459
00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:24,298
It's yours.
460
00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:25,222
Now why won't you leave me?
461
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:26,246
Need a helmet?
462
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,104
Don't need one.
463
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,624
[Engine revving]
464
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,550
[Mc5's "the American ruse"]
465
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:36,010
466
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:41,915
Hey, guys.
467
00:18:42,018 --> 00:18:44,852
Ned. What are you doing down here?
468
00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:47,654
Guys, thanks for letting
me work for the company.
469
00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:50,057
I really appreciate
it, great experience.
470
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:54,228
But I found I like my
ideas better as ideas.
471
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,696
You know, 'cause once
the money gets involved,
472
00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:57,698
is it even art anymore?
473
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,267
Plus, the ice cream ladies
really, really didn't like
474
00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:01,568
the commercial I made for them.
475
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,237
- Oh, no.
- What'd you do, Ned?
476
00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:05,272
I had a guy put his
dick in the ice cream.
477
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:07,074
Yeah, you can't do that.
478
00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:08,642
Yeah. It turns out they don't like that.
479
00:19:08,744 --> 00:19:09,743
But they're wrong.
480
00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:11,311
- No, I know.
- Yeah.
481
00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:12,880
- I know.
- Good luck, Ned.
482
00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:14,748
You guys hang in there,
man. It's tough up there.
483
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,032
You know, fellas, I'm sorry.
484
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:22,534
After talking to Ned,
485
00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:25,971
I think I want to go
back to the first idea.
486
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,173
Yeah, I think that is a great call.
487
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,174
You're cool with that?
488
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,475
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
489
00:19:30,577 --> 00:19:32,043
Unless of course Ned
can get Chris Brown.
490
00:19:33,113 --> 00:19:34,723
He cannot.
491
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,715
[Car horn honking]
492
00:19:40,153 --> 00:19:42,854
[Laughs] It's Lea.
493
00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:44,389
And Tommy pencils.
494
00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:46,291
They got a van.
495
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,292
[Folk music]
496
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,760
- You got the van?
- Yep,
497
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:50,395
and it was even cheaper.
The guy who bought it
498
00:19:50,497 --> 00:19:52,297
at the police auction
was murdered in it.
499
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,319
- Oh, score.
- Oh, and Tommy has
500
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:55,410
a surprise for you.
501
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:56,968
He worked really hard on it.
502
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,837
Be nice.
503
00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:02,841
504
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:05,210
Ta-da!
505
00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:06,660
Is that us?
506
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:10,315
Yes it is, fellas. Do you like it?
507
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,317
Yeah. Good job, Tommy.
508
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,918
Great job, Tommy.
509
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:17,322
Yeah, great job, Tommy.
510
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,567
I like how you captured my pink lips.
511
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:23,762
Yeah, I like how you captured
my little corn cob mouth.
512
00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:26,998
And my raccoon mask,
and my gray, gray skin.
513
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,600
- Yellow ears.
- Yellow nose, too.
514
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:29,934
And my double chin.
515
00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:31,503
Make sure you got the
double chin perfectly.
516
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,772
Yeah, no, I see it, man. I see it.
517
00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:37,075
Pube hair, pube eyebrows.
518
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:38,710
My whole goblin face.
519
00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:40,779
And I got your blue eyes!
520
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,741
[Laughs] Yeah, you did.
521
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,749
Thanks, Tommy.
522
00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:46,418
You're welcome, Tim.
523
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,287
524
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