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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:05,690 How's it going? 2 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,450 Oh. 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,650 Choppy. 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,490 I was getting nothing but iffies and pops so I cranked up 5 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:14,850 discrimination, dropped her down a cog, wound her up full chat. 6 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,450 - You? - Yeah. 7 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,890 She was just giving me chatter on the long arm so sunk out 8 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:21,850 the threshold and cheated a couple of ground inches on the back nine. 9 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,570 - Anything? - Hot rocks and grots. 10 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:26,620 What you got? 11 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,780 Ring pull. '82. 12 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:33,580 Something fruity. 13 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:36,540 Could be Quatro. 14 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,010 Could be Lilt. 15 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:52,140 Will you search through the lonely earth for me? 16 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,500 Climb through the briar and bramble 17 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:02,810 I will be your treasure 18 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,940 I'm waiting for you 19 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:11,540 I'm waiting for you. 20 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,890 So what does she say? 21 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:21,170 She found the letter and read it. 22 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:24,290 Furious. I mean, like, spitting with rage. 23 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:26,610 Bloody hell. Sounds terrifying. 24 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:30,810 I know. Hell has no fury like... Becky. 25 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,930 I should have told her as soon as I got the job. 26 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:35,770 I dunno why I have this compulsion to keep secrets. 27 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:38,160 So what are you going to do? 28 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:42,290 Oh, I don't know. Just don't think I'm driven enough for her. 29 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:44,690 You know, I'm not ambitious enough. 30 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:47,740 No shame in that. Ambition's overrated. 31 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:52,810 On TV, and all these people reaching for the stars. 32 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:55,860 Striving to be the best. Looks exhausting. 33 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,610 I suppose, you know, 34 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,250 not being ambitious doesn't mean you have to stagnate. 35 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,940 It means you're not tied down. 36 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:08,970 You're free to go where the wind blows ya. 37 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:12,450 Yeah, but how does that fit in with Becky's way? 38 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,930 Oh, fits in perfectly, doesn't it? 39 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:18,250 I mean, Becky can be the driving force, 40 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:20,450 take you and Stan to new places, 41 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,580 and you'll be there to rein her in and protect her when necessary. 42 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:29,060 Christ sake, mate, where do you get these nuggets of wisdom from? 43 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,500 Very wise man. 44 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:42,290 Mate, can... 45 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,610 Mate? 46 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,570 It's Sophie. Hello. 47 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,770 - Hey. - Sophie. 48 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:35,560 Hello, Stanley. 49 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,770 - You good? - BOTH: Support the head. 50 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,420 Yeah. I know. 51 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,160 Where have you been? 52 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,730 Metal detecting. 53 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:49,090 Metal detecting. 54 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:50,330 Anything? 55 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,450 Iffies and pops. 56 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,440 Pot rocks and grots. 57 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,770 So, I just find out a few things that made me 58 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,890 feel even shitter than I did already. 59 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:02,570 Turns out Peter is banned from owning a metal detector in Germany. 60 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:03,810 No way. 61 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,050 Night hawking. 62 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,930 Found guilty of two counts of disturbing war graves. 63 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,810 Bastard. Oh, well, we weren't to know. 64 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,900 You knew. I just didn't listen. 65 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:21,170 Well, even if there is gold on that plane, doesn't do anything for me. 66 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,730 Wrong kind of gold. 67 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,090 You coming to the rally? 68 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,610 Terry's called a meeting to discuss the finer points. 69 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,410 No, I think I'll stay away. 70 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,890 Got to go home for a few days. 71 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,730 Yeah. When you back? 72 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,450 Next weekend. 73 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,170 - See you then? - Yeah. Good boy. 74 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,250 Good luck with the rally. 75 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,570 Safe. 76 00:04:58,420 --> 00:04:59,850 Hey. 77 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,090 All right? 78 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,330 Yeah. 79 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,730 Was he good? 80 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,120 Yeah, he had a lovely time. 81 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,330 Can we talk about this? 82 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,090 I thought we already had. 83 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:12,880 You shouldn't have read that letter. 84 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,650 Don't make me lose my temper. 85 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,090 Not when I'm dressed as a Victorian flower seller. 86 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:22,210 OK. Why are you dressed as a Victorian flower seller? 87 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:26,220 It's the school fete tomorrow. I told you. Dickens themed. 88 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,650 We're staying at my mum's tonight. 89 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,010 So when can we talk? 90 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:32,860 Some other time. 91 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,170 Here he is. "Teradactyl". 92 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,530 Sir Lancelot. 93 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,180 Hello, boys. 94 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,570 - All ready for the rally? - Yeah, all going well, mate. Yeah. 95 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,410 Lost the ice cream van last minute to Framlingham Sausage Fest, 96 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,650 but otherwise... 97 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,650 And can we expect a few down, do you think? 98 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,690 Yeah, should be a few coming down, yeah. 99 00:05:56,740 --> 00:06:00,170 Yeah, hoping to welcome some members from the Lexworth Locators. 100 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:04,690 Steve and Gladys Langley from the Uxbridge Unearthers. I know. I know. 101 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,170 And quite a few from the Romford Recoverers, including 102 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,360 Bob Cromer's widow, Ann. 103 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,450 Don't mention the exhumation. 104 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,300 Yeah, yeah. Probably still a bit raw. 105 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:21,330 However, certain people may try to infiltrate who will not be welcome. 106 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,690 I didn't have a picture 107 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,530 of those two so this will have to do. 108 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:27,250 But if you see any of these three snooping about, let me know. 109 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,930 - I'll handle it from there. - Mm. Roger that. 110 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:33,010 Anyway, drinks? Same again, girls? 111 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,730 I'll come and help. Extra pair of hands. 112 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:36,850 Ooh! 113 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,370 SHE LAUGHS 114 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,040 Oh! 115 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:48,050 So, are we going to meet your daughter at the rally, Lance? 116 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,410 Afraid not. 117 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:53,450 Oh. Thought that was the idea. 118 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,530 Didn't you buy her a detector? 119 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,370 I think I might have mucked that up. 120 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:59,380 Oh, dear. 121 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,930 Showered her with gifts and now she's scarpered. 122 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:07,170 Oh. But wasn't she the one who found you? 123 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,010 Why would she then just run away? 124 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,600 Probably thought I was a nutter. 125 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,460 Rubbish. 126 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:18,050 Probably came on a bit strong. 127 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:28,020 But what you've got going for you now is that she's met you, Lance. 128 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,500 And you're... lovely. 129 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:37,140 So she's bound to come back when SHE's ready. 130 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:41,120 Thanks, Sheila. 131 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,480 I'll let her decide. 132 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:51,500 Never realised how often I'd thought about her over the last 20 years. 133 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,360 I know. 134 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:05,650 Imagining every day what they might be doing now. 135 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:06,840 Ha! 136 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,610 What they would look like? 137 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,930 - Yeah. - Mm. 138 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,490 Exactly. 139 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,650 I know. 140 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,980 Ha. Mm. 141 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:30,060 Hello, Kate. Yeah, it's me again, Lance. 142 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:34,050 Just thought I'd leave you a message. 143 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,490 Um, ignore the other eight. 144 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:40,490 Especially the last one. You haven't listened to it yet, don't bother. 145 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,480 It's not very good. 146 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:46,220 Wasn't thinking straight. 147 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,250 I was sort of saying that I didn't mind 148 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,970 if you didn't want to see me again. 149 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,100 But I do mind. 150 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,380 Now that I've met you, I don't want to lose you. 151 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,660 I want to be a part of your life. 152 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,130 Even if it's just a tiny part. 153 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,330 But you don't have to call me Dad. 154 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:14,050 You can call me whatever you like. 155 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:18,410 And we don't have to go ice skating or anything together. 156 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:21,000 Won't ask about your boyfriends. 157 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:25,180 Just don't disappear. 158 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:28,330 I don't think I could stand it. 159 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:34,250 Anyway, give us a call. 160 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,040 Let me know everything is all right. 161 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,660 Yeah, OK. Bye. 162 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:08,890 So, what we've got here, ladies and gentlemen, 163 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:14,090 is the wreckage of a Second World War German Junkers JU 88 164 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,850 that we have managed to save from nighthawks. 165 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:20,410 Now, as you can see, we've already started to take off the top layer 166 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,730 so we can see what's left of the plane. 167 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:26,810 And Russell and Hugh are going to be working solely on this. 168 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,210 Now, the rest of you are free to wander wherever 169 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:32,650 you like within the fields clearly marked on your maps. 170 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,610 Well, it just remains for me to say, have a great day. 171 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:37,410 Get your coils to the soil, 172 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:40,610 enjoy your metal detecting and, by the end of the day, 173 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,530 may you all have danced the gold dance. 174 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,460 Right, come on, then. 175 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,890 Well, it looks like we're going to have a nice day for it. 176 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:08,930 Be nice to see everyone out detecting together. 177 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,850 See if their techniques have changed. 178 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,690 How's your swing coming along, Hugh? 179 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,690 All right, I think. 180 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:18,140 Mm. Well, let's see it, then. 181 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,810 Yeah, very nice. 182 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,170 You want to hunch over a bit more, though, you know. 183 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:34,020 Stoop over. Your back's too straight. 184 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah, that's better. 185 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:43,280 Well, I'll see you at lunch. 186 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,410 Where are you going to put it all? 187 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,850 Open a museum, eventually. 188 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,050 If I can find the right venue and funding. 189 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,770 The museum of sharp twisted metal. 190 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:43,930 Aviation archaeology museum. 191 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,210 Right. 192 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,610 I'll just put it my garage for now. 193 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:50,000 Your mum and dad won't mind? 194 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,130 I don't live with my mum and dad. 195 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:54,610 Why not? 196 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,690 Because I'm 32. 197 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,010 You're what? 198 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,250 32. 199 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,930 Years of age? 200 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,330 Yeah. 201 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:05,210 So why have I been buying you pints of coke all this time? 202 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:07,610 Because you never ask me if I want anything different. 203 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,610 I mean, why haven't you been getting a round in 204 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,860 every once in a while if you're 30 bloody two? 205 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,090 Have you got a syndrome? 206 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,570 What sort of syndrome? 207 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,170 I don't know. One that makes you look young. 208 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:22,330 No. Just look young. 209 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,820 32. 210 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,650 I feel like I've been groomed. 211 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,970 Sold any, Shelia? 212 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,610 Not yet, Lance. 213 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,010 How many have you got left? 214 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,250 127. 215 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:54,170 All our members have already bought one. 216 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,330 Thought they might buy a spare or a present for someone. 217 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:58,650 Mm. 218 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,500 Hang on. Russell isn't wearing one. 219 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,170 Hugh. Tell Russell to get up here and put his hand in his pocket 220 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,810 and buy a new fleece, would you? 221 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,660 He's right there. 222 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,100 Who's that, then? 223 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,930 - Terry. - Yeah. 224 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,250 Terry. 225 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,930 Looks like we've got a visitor. 226 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,290 Right. 227 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,570 Do you want back up? 228 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,420 Leave this to me. 229 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,460 Oi! You! 230 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,570 You're not welcome at this rally. 231 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,570 You're not welcome on this site and you're not welcome in this hobby. 232 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,890 This is my site. I led you here. 233 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,130 You wouldn't even know about it if it wasn't for me. 234 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,690 This is not your site. 235 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,930 You gave up all claim on it 236 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,290 when you came down here the other night to rob it. 237 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,810 - I wasn't here the other night. - Well, that's a lie. 238 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,490 Like just about everything else you said since you turned up. 239 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,370 The DMDC prides itself on its conduct. 240 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,690 We don't need people like you. 241 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,530 What are people like me? 242 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:20,130 Liars. Nighthawks. Scum of the earth. 243 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,290 Oh, we know all about you. 244 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,970 And what you've done. 245 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,850 We're all looking for gold, Terry. 246 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,970 The only difference is how far you're willing to go to find it. 247 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,810 Oh, there are more differences than that, believe me. 248 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,610 I don't do this to get rich. 249 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,450 - Really? - Really. 250 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,370 And why are you digging this site? 251 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:42,620 There's no gold in this plane. Why would there be? 252 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,330 Whoever convinced you that there was made a fool of ya. 253 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,180 You're the ones that did the digging. 254 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,160 Saved me from the hard work. Thanks. 255 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,180 Time to move on. 256 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,610 You won't get far. 257 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,970 Mate. 258 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,290 What? 259 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,980 - Hello. - Hello. 260 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,850 So... this is it. 261 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:37,850 You all get together in the middle of a field to look for bits of metal 262 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:41,340 and the one who finds the best bit of metal is the winner. 263 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,410 Sort of. Yeah. 264 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,720 It's not usually like this. 265 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,340 Detectorists are usually solitary animals. 266 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,290 It's only at certain times of the year 267 00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,170 they gather together in vast herds. 268 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,490 It's one of the wonders of the natural world. 269 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,540 I'm sorry I ran away. 270 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,850 I'm sorry I scared you away. 271 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,690 It wasn't you. It was just... 272 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,080 I know. 273 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,890 So, what are you going to do? 274 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,970 I am going to fix things with Mum. 275 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,130 Yeah. 276 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,570 But I'll come back and I'll open a present each time I do. 277 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,410 Might take you a long time. 278 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,530 We've got a long time. 279 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,420 Just, for God's sake, don't buy any more. 280 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,780 There is one present you should open now. 281 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,730 What is THAT? 282 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,320 A football. 283 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,620 Dah-dah! 284 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,610 Hope it's the right size. 285 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,100 Yeah, thank you. I love it. 286 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,170 They only had it one colour. 287 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,020 - Yeah? - Yeah. 288 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,330 Thanks. 289 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,810 Mate. This is Kate. It's my daughter. 290 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,650 - Hi, Kate. - Hello. I've heard a lot about you. 291 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,650 - Yeah? - Yeah, horrible things. 292 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,290 Don't listen to him. He's an idiot. 293 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,480 Have you found anything? 294 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,130 Just canslaw. 295 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,050 What's canslaw? 296 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,500 It's like coleslaw but made out of drinking cans. 297 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,770 You're kidding me. 298 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:40,170 No, there's a whole vocabulary for you to learn. Brand-new world. 299 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,490 Be all right on your own? 300 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,490 On my own? 301 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,170 Well, I was just going to go off and show Kate how to use her detector. 302 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:50,210 Oh, yeah, see what you mean. Yeah, of course. Yeah. 303 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:53,170 I've got to go pick up Stan, so if I leave now, I can get a lift. 304 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,810 Oh, you're not staying for the prizes at the end of the day? 305 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,770 Nah. I'll see you later. Nice to meet you, Kate. 306 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:04,490 And you. So, how's this work then, Dad? 307 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,650 Well, once you get it unwrapped, you'll find there's 308 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,100 a couple of dials at the top. 309 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,320 INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 310 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,610 Keep it low. You're doing well. 311 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,660 - One-nil up. - Yes! 312 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,530 - Off metal detecting? - Just been. 313 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:46,770 - Oh. Find anything? - Are you interested? 314 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,360 Not really. 315 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,050 Right, well, thanks for everything. 316 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900 What are you going to do? 317 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,490 About this Africa thing. 318 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,970 I don't know. 319 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:04,930 - What do you want? - I just want to protect my family. 320 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,370 So, protect them. 321 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,890 I don't know how to protect them in Africa. 322 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,450 You'll figure it out. 323 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,170 There are more ways of protecting them than wrapping them 324 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,610 in cotton wool. 325 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:19,210 It's up to you. I don't think she'll go without you, though. 326 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,810 Like she's threatening. 327 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,650 - No? - No. She loves you. Don't ask me why. 328 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,890 I always thought you were a sad sack, 329 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,930 but Becky's seen something in you 330 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,450 and she's far cleverer than me. 331 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:38,850 For a start, she knows you're a good dad. She never had a good dad. 332 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,250 She can't look after Stanley on her own. 333 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,810 If you're not prepared to follow her on her whims and adventures, 334 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:48,370 then you're just going to have to tame her. 335 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,090 I don't want to tame her. 336 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:53,140 Good. Cos I wouldn't fancy your chances. 337 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,010 Becky, I'm outside the school, can you come out? 338 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,490 'Why can't you come in?' 339 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,930 I don't want to come in. I'm dressed in modern day clothes. 340 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,450 - Everyone will look at me. - 'I've been thinking about Africa.' - No, no. - 'I've decided...' 341 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,050 - Let me say. - '.. you don't have to go.' - I've made up my mind. - 'Yes. And you're right.' 342 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,530 - No, Becky, I want to go. - No. - I want to go. I was wrong. 343 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,530 - I don't want to go. I'm so sorry. - If we don't do it now then we never will. - It was a stupid idea. 344 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,770 - We have to do it. - No, I don't want to go. - It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 345 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:39,250 - Stan's too young. - No. No. - It'll tear us apart. - It'll bring us closer together. 346 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,170 - You were right. - I was wrong. Honestly, Becky, we need to do this. 347 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:46,090 - Let's go and have an adventure. You, me and Stan. - Really? Oh, God. Now I don't know. 348 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,770 We have to do it. 349 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:51,180 I've got no idea what to expect but I'm going to give it a try. 350 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,250 OK. 351 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,100 - Yeah? - Yeah. 352 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,490 There's just one problem. 353 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:03,170 I was supposed to have accepted the job by yesterday. 354 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,360 Oh, oh, it's all right. 355 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,330 You accepted the job on my behalf. 356 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,170 - Just in case. - Unbelievable. 357 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,370 What happened? 358 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,130 - I spoke to your mum. - What did she say? Oh, God, I don't want to know. 359 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,810 What did she say? 360 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,930 She said you loved me. 361 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,260 You love me too. 362 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,770 Come on. They're playing Catch The Greasy Pig in the field. 363 00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,210 Playing what? 364 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,650 Catch The Greasy Pig. 365 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,970 - What's that? - It's a Victorian thing. 366 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,370 You smear a pig in Vaseline and then you run around trying to catch it. 367 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:39,730 You serious? 368 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:44,010 Yeah. It's hilarious. Mr Boxhall just fell flat on his arse. 369 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,570 SHE LAUGHS 370 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,410 - Isn't that a bit cruel? - No. He was laughing. 371 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:50,400 I meant for the pig. 372 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,000 CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO 373 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:11,050 So, you're all sorted? Visas and stuff, jabs? 374 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,050 All done. Ready to go. 375 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,890 I've done nothing. Becky's done it all. 376 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,880 You do surprise me. 377 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:22,290 So I've decided I'm going to do it. It's time. 378 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,970 Put my money where my mouth is. 379 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,330 - Yeah? - Yep. It's time. 380 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,450 How do you go about that, then? 381 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,050 Well, first off, you submit an online application, 382 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,890 pretty extensive questions. 383 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:35,330 You want to get that right. Increase your chances. 384 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,980 Exactly. Spend some time on that. 385 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,930 And you're going to do it? 386 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,090 Yep. 387 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,490 Imagine. 388 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,730 I know. 389 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:45,650 You on Mastermind. 390 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,370 Yeah. 391 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:51,370 Do you think your feet will reach the ground in that chair? 392 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:55,130 Won't matter. Only focus on the face. 393 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,850 And what would your chosen specialised subject be? 394 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,610 Well, you have to pick three. One for each round. 395 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,290 It's pretty tough. 396 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,810 I'm thinking British birds not including seagulls. 397 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,730 No seagulls. 398 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,650 Nah, not interested in seagulls. 399 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,930 Can you do that? 400 00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:15,210 Don't know. Can't do the life and career of Linda Lusardi. 401 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:17,400 No, that's a bit creepy. 402 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:19,690 Why would it be creepy? 403 00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:22,290 Well, wouldn't it come across a bit sinister knowing every 404 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:23,970 detail about one woman's life? 405 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,250 Well, a bloke did Virginia Woolf last week. 406 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,300 It's hardly the same. 407 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:34,440 Who will you talk bollocks at while I'm in Africa? 408 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,210 Just keep talking bollocks. 409 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,690 Half the time, I'm not even bothered if you're listening. 410 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:41,480 That's good. Half the time, I'm not. 411 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,730 Here she is. 412 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:44,810 Anything? 413 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,060 Nah. 414 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,610 So they caught him. Did you hear? 415 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,200 Yeah. Good. 416 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,650 So, you're actually going, then? 417 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,410 Yeah, looks like it. 418 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,570 Jealous. 419 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:01,370 You'll be doing the same sort of thing in a couple of years. 420 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,730 Will you e-mail? 421 00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:03,930 Doubt it. 422 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,290 All right. I'll see you in a year, then. 423 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,890 You can tell me all about it. 424 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,050 OK. 425 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:12,050 Right here. In exactly a year. 426 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,970 - Deal. - Pub? 427 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,620 Go on, then. 428 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,160 ECHOING HORSE WHINNY 429 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:26,420 FLEETING RUSTLE OF HOOVES 430 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,970 Did you hear that? 431 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,660 Hear what? 432 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,460 Horses. 433 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,620 No. 434 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,940 I thought I heard horses. 435 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,280 You coming? 436 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,530 Yeah. 437 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:13,250 Wait a minute. 438 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:21,610 BEEPING 439 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,330 What you got? 440 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:25,850 56. A bit iffy. 441 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,930 It's just junk, mate. Leave it. 442 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,650 MACHINE WHOOPS 443 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,800 Wait a sec. 444 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,450 Ah. I've got a feeling. 445 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,370 - You've always got a feeling. - Yeah. 446 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,780 When in doubt, dig it out. 447 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,940 Mate, it's probably just another ring pull. 448 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,600 What if it's not just another ring pull? 449 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,860 BEEPING 450 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,540 Ooh. 451 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,500 YE-EEAH! 452 00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:03,100 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32539

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