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So this is where the perp
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dropped trou, huh?
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Peeing in public.
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Third time this week.
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Well, herro, herro.
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Looks like he hit the bush here
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and dribbled on the sidewalk there.
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Jesus, he damn near drowned the thing.
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Hey Crosby? You really think
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this guy we're looking for is somehow
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connected to the... President
of New York or whatever?
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I'm telling you, Simmons,
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this goes all the way to the top.
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Mother of God!
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This bush is in eyesight of that school.
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That means...
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Those kids mighta seen some pee pee
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come out of this man's ding dong.
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That's not a misdemeanor, that's a...
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Bingo.
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And then Simmons is like, "Woah."
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Crosby's like, "Woah!"
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And then Simmons is like "Woah!"
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And then Crosby's like "No, dude",
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that's like woooooaaaah!
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"What's happening to my brain, ahh!"
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- Kevin!
- What?
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I know you've missed watching
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Felonies and Misdemeanors lately...
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So fucking much.
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And I've really enjoyed watching you
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reenact the first three seasons...
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- Two and a half.
- But for the love of God,
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please get a new TV.
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Oh.
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Sue, I wish I could,
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but TVs cost money,
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and money costs work.
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But don't you have all that money
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from working with Camomile?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, that's... yeah,
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that's why I went to work for her.
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Yeah, so, why don't you get another TV?
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I should.
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I should totally get a new TV.
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Unless there's a reason not to.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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I can't think of one.
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- Can you think of one?
- Nope.
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Pfft, well then, that's awesome.
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We're agreed. I will go buy
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a brand new TV
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with this pile of cash over here.
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- Right?
- Right!
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Right!
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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What has money ever done for anyone?
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Human flight.
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Cancer research.
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This dope watch.
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Streetlamps, buttholes, shoelaces.
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I can string a bunch of random words
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together too, Roofie, I'm trying to have
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a mature, grown up conversation here.
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How'd you get yourself in
this predicament, anyway?
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'Cause I told Sue you fired me.
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Why?
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Because you know, you were jealous
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that she was taking up all my time.
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It's like classic best friend shit.
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No, why would you tell her anything?
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What? Because I... I panicked, Roofie!
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I'm... and if you're not careful,
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I'm gonna panic again
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all over this newsstand.
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Okay, listen, I may or may not sell drugs
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at an elementary school
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which has a spooky problem,
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and they'll pay a pretty penny
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to make it disappear.
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Pretty enough to buy a TV?
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Mhm.
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Yes! Roofie!
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Oh, you're the best friend a guy ever had.
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That solves exactly one half of my problem.
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Hmm.
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Look, I just need you to hang out
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with Sue for the day, okay?
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She's a really super-duper girl.
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She does not like the idea
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that my best friend thinks ill of her.
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I can't even hear her!
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I know!
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See, I knew I was gonna
get roped into this shit.
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Ah, it isn't, it isn't a rope!
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There's no shit! Roofie, listen.
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It's fine. It's good, okay?
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I have a world-class idea.
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Trust me.
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What the hell is that?
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It's a Camomile White-ja board.
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Why do you have that?
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You're right, Sue! This will be super fun.
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Thank you for pointing that out.
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So, uh, you guys use that
to talk to each other,
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and uh, I'll be back with this brand new TV
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in like, uh, 12 hours!
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Okay, toodles!
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Wait, Pac! Pac! Pac!
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First place, reading compression.
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Comprehension.
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Mr. Pacalioglu, I presume?
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Correctomundo. And you are?
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Principal Herring.
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Follow me.
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One of our classrooms is facing vandalism
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of a supernatural variety.
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Every day before recess,
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Ms. Fatale puts a new math problem
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on the board.
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Yet someone, or rather, something,
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has been solving that problem.
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And what makes you think it's a ghost?
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The problem is for extra credit.
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And no one has ever come forward
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to claim it.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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I dropped a bunch of these
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wobbly metal lunch trays.
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Sounded a lot like
thunder, though, didn't it?
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We would be willing to pay a lot of money
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to make this go away before, say,
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the parents' association were to find out?
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Gotcha.
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Ah!
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Here's Ms. Fatale now.
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Principal Herring, you wanted to see me?
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Hello.
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Ms. Fatale, this is Mr. Pacalioglu.
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He's going to be helping us
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with our little ghost problem.
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May I show him to your room?
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Of course. My students just left
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for recess a few minutes ago.
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Mr. Pacalioglu?
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What?
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Time to get to work.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What else, what else, what else,
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what else, Sue?
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Um, music!
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Music, uh, do you like music?
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I mean, I like music a lot.
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Y.
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Why do I like music?
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No! Y as in yes!
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Yeah, my dad was a saxophone player...
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Why is there no yes shortcut on this board?
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And he was really good unless
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he was drunk off the grain...
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Oh! Wait, there is a yes!
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I'm guessing you don't
want to hear about that.
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Oh, you do!
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- I do what?
- I don't know, Sue,
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I haven't talked about my father,
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not since...
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not since he hit the road.
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- Oh, shit.
- Boo!
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- Ahh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I'm mad at him too.
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Jesus.
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Millie, what are you doing here?
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Um, what are you doing here?
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I told Kevin I'd hang out
with his friend Roofie.
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Why? He can't even hear you!
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I know, but...
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Look, he doesn't need you!
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He's having a great time by himself.
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The year?
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1994.
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It was a cold winter,
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the kind of winter you felt in your bones.
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God, I miss my body.
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Yeah...
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Come with me!
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Ah!
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You can see me?
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How do you like them apples?
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What?
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For thirty proud years,
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I worked at this school.
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Then last spring they fired me,
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so I started hitting the bottle.
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Hard.
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So one night, I'm leaving the bar,
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I mean, piss-drunk.
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I step out into the street, and then Wham!
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starts playing on this guy's car radio,
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so I just start dancing around,
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you know, it's Wham!
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And then bam!
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- I got hit by a truck.
- Damn.
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I'm telling you, Pac,
I was the best janitor
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this school had ever seen.
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So what'd you do wrong?
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That's just it!
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I didn't do anything.
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You don't mean...
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I was set up.
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Something's going on at this school,
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something big.
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That's why I need you
to clean the one thing
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I never could.
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My record.
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My God!
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What does it all mean?
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Seriously?
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Again?
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All right, that is Teddy Biddick.
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He's a fourth grader.
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A rotten apple, but he knows
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how to work the system.
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Now how do you roam the halls
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without a hall pass?
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Easy. You own the halls.
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Last year he became hall monitor
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courtesy of Principal Herring.
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He's been lording it over us ever since.
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Let's just say he's a real piece of shit.
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Now, Teddy slipped and
fell and broke his arm
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supposedly in a puddle
that wasn't even there.
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How do I know it wasn't even there?
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Because I mopped it up!
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I'm sure of it!
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- So you took the fall...
- For Teddy's fall.
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Let me guess, last fall?
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No, last spring. Stay with me here.
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There's no way that that kid
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slipped in that puddle.
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- Unless... he faked it!
- You're mistaken.
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Yeah, he faked it.
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Start with Teddy,
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find out what he knows.
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And Pac?
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Trust no one.
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Not even you?
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No, you can trust me.
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Well, how can I trust you,
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if I can't even trust... myself?
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Let's just start at the
beginning again, okay?
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You can trust me, and
you can trust yourself.
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But no one else. You got it?
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Yes, got it. Okay, good.
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One last question,
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what's the deal with the math problems?
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Because something doesn't add up.
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Isn't this place amazing?
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Millie, what are we doing here?
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Sue, have you ever tried possession?
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Possession? Is that like a real thing?
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Seriously? Oh my God!
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You're adorable.
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00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:52,360
Okay, so check it out.
279
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,761
A ghost can possess a solid
280
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,496
if they're in, like, a really weak state.
281
00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:58,399
Like, say, this gentleman right here.
282
00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:01,336
Fuck you, McAvoy!
283
00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:02,904
So when you possess someone,
284
00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:05,139
you can, like, control them?
285
00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:06,674
Yeah.
286
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,509
I mean, until the host
realizes what's happening
287
00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:10,478
and kicks you out, but usually that takes
288
00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,747
long enough that you can get drunk
289
00:10:12,747 --> 00:10:14,415
or take a bath,
290
00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:17,352
or take a bath while getting drunk!
291
00:10:17,352 --> 00:10:20,488
You know, all the best
parts of being a human.
292
00:10:20,488 --> 00:10:22,624
- I don't know.
- Sue!
293
00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:24,492
Live a little.
294
00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:29,393
295
00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:35,870
Bingo.
296
00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:39,407
297
00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:41,276
You Teddy Biddick?
298
00:10:41,276 --> 00:10:43,378
Who the hell wants to know?
299
00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:46,314
300
00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,548
Heard you took a pretty nasty fall
301
00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:48,650
last spring there, bud.
302
00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:49,851
Yeah, what about it?
303
00:10:49,851 --> 00:10:51,452
Rumor has it you faked the fall.
304
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:52,820
Now why would I fake a fall?
305
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,355
Oh, I don't know, a few weeks off
306
00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,490
at the end of the school year
307
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:56,758
doesn't sound so bad.
308
00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,826
As much daytime TV and as many Zebra Cakes
309
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,295
as a kid could ever dream of
310
00:11:00,295 --> 00:11:02,297
sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me.
311
00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:03,598
Listen, fatty.
312
00:11:03,598 --> 00:11:04,832
I'm no faker.
313
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,834
Who you calling fatty, short stack?
314
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,935
You're nothing but...
315
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,935
316
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,308
What you looking at?
317
00:11:13,308 --> 00:11:14,742
What?
318
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,377
Nothing.
319
00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:19,314
All right, fine, you didn't fake the fall.
320
00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:20,581
Then why don't you have a cast,
321
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:21,683
you little rug rat?
322
00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:22,684
Hey, I got it taken off
323
00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:24,719
like three months ago.
324
00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:26,554
How do you think broken bones work, anyway?
325
00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:29,457
I don't know. You tell me.
326
00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,893
Seriously, I don't know. You tell me?
327
00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:33,861
Anyway, how would you even fake a fall?
328
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,198
Allow me to demonstrate.
329
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,666
How about the old one, two,
330
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,668
I'm walking over here... yoink!
331
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:41,803
Oh!
332
00:11:41,803 --> 00:11:42,737
Oh, God.
333
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,341
You know what, Sue? This has been great.
334
00:11:46,341 --> 00:11:47,675
It's nice to have someone listen
335
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:51,879
to me for a change.
336
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,648
Exactly, right?
337
00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:55,583
Just like that.
338
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,685
Just like that.
339
00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,120
I mean, I don't know why I'm so closed off
340
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,155
in the first place.
341
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,557
I mean, my mother...
342
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:05,259
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
343
00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,427
All right, be straight with me.
344
00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:07,862
Is it broken?
345
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,697
How do you think broken bones work?
346
00:12:09,697 --> 00:12:10,798
I don't know.
347
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,368
No one will tell me.
348
00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:15,570
Say, can I have one of those lollipops?
349
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,438
Sorry, students only.
350
00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:18,439
Especially at the rate I'm giving
351
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:19,807
these things out.
352
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,142
You'd be surprised how many skinned knees
353
00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:22,477
I see at this school.
354
00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:23,811
You got any records of those accidents?
355
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,646
You mean an injury report?
356
00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:27,615
- Yeah.
- Sure.
357
00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,418
Attagirl.
358
00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:33,421
359
00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:34,822
Where are you?
360
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,258
Where are you, you
delicious sons of bitches?
361
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,292
Ah, where is it?
362
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:39,727
Ah!
363
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,262
Bingo.
364
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:45,133
365
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:48,603
Here we are.
366
00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:51,239
Thanking you.
367
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:57,745
368
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,448
Let me know when you're finished.
369
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,517
You got it, doll.
370
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:03,384
Incident.
371
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:04,419
Slipped and Fell
372
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:05,686
Location.
373
00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:07,855
Outside Ms. Fatale Classroom
374
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,757
Oh my God.
375
00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:11,225
This is...
376
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,927
probably, maybe something.
377
00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:14,762
378
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,564
Relax, Sue. It's just possession.
379
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,499
It's not a big deal. Watch!
380
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:24,472
Hey.
381
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,474
Go on, Sue, jump in!
382
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:28,843
Come on, Sue.
383
00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:29,844
It's just possession,
384
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:31,245
everyone's doing it.
385
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,613
Come on.
386
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,282
Go!
387
00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:38,686
Woah!
388
00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:41,456
This is...
389
00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:43,858
crazy.
390
00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:46,160
Feel this! Feel this!
391
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,595
Feel this!
392
00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:48,930
Oh!
393
00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:55,532
394
00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:07,281
Mr. Pacalioglu.
395
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,351
What, uh, what are you doing here?
396
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:11,786
Are you okay, Ms. Fatale?
397
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,453
I'm... I'm fine! What can I do for you?
398
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,289
Well, I was thumbing
through the school reports;
399
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,857
I was hoping maybe we
could have a jaw wagger.
400
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:18,928
Okay, I'll talk.
401
00:14:18,928 --> 00:14:20,730
But not here.
402
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:24,467
Meet me outside in ten minutes.
403
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:27,937
Well, that seemed a little suspicious.
404
00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,373
Hello.
405
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:32,875
- Uh-oh.
- We just wanna talk.
406
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,611
Run, Pac, Run!
407
00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:44,977
Oh, you did it, Pac.
408
00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,413
You're the fastest man alive.
409
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:48,580
410
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,049
My God.
411
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,483
They're machines!
412
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:55,421
413
00:14:55,421 --> 00:14:58,223
No running!
414
00:14:58,223 --> 00:15:02,223
415
00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:21,213
Eat that shit!
416
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:27,119
Ohhh, how I've missed this.
417
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,446
Here. Here. Eat this shit.
418
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:32,548
Where'd that come from?
419
00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,516
Duh. His pocket.
420
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,084
Millie, gross!
421
00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:39,555
Come on, when was the last time you tasted?
422
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,294
Oh my God.
423
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:46,795
This is so good!
424
00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:48,630
Yeah!
425
00:15:48,705 --> 00:15:51,642
Wait, wait, you got some schmutz.
426
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:52,576
Slut.
427
00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:01,981
428
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,269
Hey! You're sweating all over the mops.
429
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,138
Dude, what the hell
have you gotten me into?
430
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:14,276
Look at this!
431
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,577
These are injury reports.
432
00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:16,845
Teddy's not the only one that fell.
433
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:17,713
There have been a bunch of accidents
434
00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:18,747
over the past few years.
435
00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:20,248
And look, look, look!
436
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:21,783
All right outside Ms. Fatale's classroom!
437
00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:25,320
And they all happened just before summer.
438
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,688
Of course.
439
00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,557
Statewide exams!
440
00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:29,891
441
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,729
You thought she'd get
away with it, didn't ya?
442
00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:35,664
- Excuse me?
- Teddy, 'cuff him!
443
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:36,698
I don't have handcuffs!
444
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:38,033
You son of a bitch!
445
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,534
It was all an elaborate ruse,
446
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:42,671
a set up, a, a...
447
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:43,638
Web of lies.
448
00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:44,773
A web of flies!
449
00:16:44,773 --> 00:16:46,408
- Thank you.
- Who are you talking to?
450
00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:48,343
You know damn well who I'm talking to.
451
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:49,911
The old janitor you fired last spring
452
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,246
right before you blamed him
453
00:16:51,246 --> 00:16:52,247
for Teddy's accident.
454
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,415
What? This is absurd!
455
00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:54,816
Oh, is it? Every year kids slip
456
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:56,451
and fall outside Ms. Fatale's classroom
457
00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:58,220
right before the year-end statewide exams.
458
00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,421
Oh sure, a bunch of kids
459
00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:00,555
slipping and breaking their arms
460
00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:01,523
seems innocent enough, right?
461
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:02,858
Wrong!
462
00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,659
Ms. Fatale teaches remedial math,
463
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,028
which I just learned
means math for dumb kids.
464
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:08,797
So when the dumb kids like Teddy here...
465
00:17:08,797 --> 00:17:10,332
- Hey!
- ... Hurt themselves,
466
00:17:10,332 --> 00:17:11,833
they can't take the exams.
467
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,836
Which means the school
test score averages go...
468
00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,338
- Up.
- Up! Yeah!
469
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,606
See, which means the school's doing
470
00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:19,341
a good job, see, which means you get
471
00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:20,709
more cash from the state, see,
472
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,511
which means more fancy new things like that
473
00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:23,845
vending machine outside that I hucked
474
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,747
on the ground and broke
into a million pieces.
475
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,349
It was the perfect crime.
476
00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:28,753
All you needed was a goat to scape,
477
00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:30,689
and who better than this weird old janitor.
478
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,490
- Hey!
- Admit it, Principal Herring!
479
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:34,492
It was you all along, your goose is cooked.
480
00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:35,961
Teddy, 'cuff him, damn it!
481
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:37,329
Why would I have handcuffs?
482
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:38,630
I'm a child!
483
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,965
Are you saying
484
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:42,500
that the ghost was the janitor?
485
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,402
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, ya dunce!
486
00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:46,504
Well, that makes sense.
487
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:47,639
Uh.
488
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,409
Watch this!
489
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:55,714
Hello!
490
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,787
- Oh!
- Ow!
491
00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:05,824
- I can see my bone!
- So as you can see, it was summer,
492
00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,293
Ms. Fatale wore skimpy clothing,
493
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:10,462
and the janitor got distracted.
494
00:18:10,462 --> 00:18:12,430
Case closed.
495
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:13,798
Well, how do... how do you explain
496
00:18:13,798 --> 00:18:15,734
all the victims being dumb kids?
497
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,402
Because they're the dumb kids.
498
00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:18,737
They don't look where they're going.
499
00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:20,438
- Yeah, that's true.
- Not now, Teddy.
500
00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:23,341
There's no conspiracy, Mr. Pacalioglu.
501
00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:25,577
That janitor, rest his soul,
502
00:18:25,577 --> 00:18:28,880
was just terrible at his job.
503
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,816
Oh my God.
504
00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:33,985
I am a shitty janitor.
505
00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:36,421
506
00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:38,623
I guess I'll just go.
507
00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:43,061
508
00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:46,698
Well, the ghost is gone, so...
509
00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:47,866
you're welcome.
510
00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:49,601
And we should discuss payment.
511
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,703
Well, we'll just deduct your payment
512
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,405
from what you owe us
513
00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:55,307
for the broken vending machine,
514
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:58,510
which was a gift, by the way.
515
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:02,314
You owe us a thousand dollars.
516
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,515
Should we just call it even?
517
00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:04,883
518
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,718
Mr. Pacalioglu?
519
00:19:06,718 --> 00:19:10,722
520
00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:12,424
What did you want to talk to me about?
521
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:13,858
Never mind. I figured that out.
522
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,760
But the one thing that's
still rattling around
523
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,829
in this old jalopy is why
you wanted to talk to me
524
00:19:17,829 --> 00:19:19,531
outside instead of up in your classroom.
525
00:19:19,531 --> 00:19:20,899
Oh, it was quiet hour.
526
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:22,367
My kids were reading.
527
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,436
Then why were you so nervous?
528
00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:26,805
The book I gave them was off curriculum.
529
00:19:26,805 --> 00:19:27,973
Right.
530
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:29,307
Well, turns out the ghost
531
00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:30,275
in the back of your classroom
532
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,676
was the old janitor.
533
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:32,911
He's gone now. He took a hike.
534
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:33,878
Will?
535
00:19:33,878 --> 00:19:35,947
- Mhm.
- Aw, that's sad.
536
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,983
- I always liked him.
- Yup.
537
00:19:37,983 --> 00:19:39,384
Terrible janitor,
538
00:19:39,384 --> 00:19:40,919
but he always found little ways
539
00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:41,920
to brighten my day.
540
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,555
Hm.
541
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,557
Adi?s, amiga.
542
00:19:50,395 --> 00:19:52,831
How 'bout that?
543
00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:55,533
She knew who I was.
544
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,035
You were solving those math problems
545
00:19:57,035 --> 00:20:00,505
to impress the skirt, weren't ya?
546
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,374
I don't know what you're talking about.
547
00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:06,374
548
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:14,330
- Woah!
- You're a hard man to reach, Pacalioglu.
549
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,498
What do you guys want?
550
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,300
Barry Weinbergerstein sent us.
551
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,568
Sorry about the chase.
552
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:20,203
We tried calling you, but they said
553
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:21,838
you were out of minutes.
554
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,273
When you were on Midtown Manhattan Medium,
555
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:24,841
you tested through the roof.
556
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:25,808
And we can see why.
557
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,010
That vending machine stunt
558
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,478
you pulled earlier was hilarious!
559
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,846
Hilarious!
560
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:31,080
What is that? What are you...
561
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,181
What are you guys saying to me?
562
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:33,416
Mr. Pacalioglu,
563
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,585
Alt TV would like to offer you...
564
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:38,488
your very own TV show.
565
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,456
- What?
- So what do you say?
566
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,491
You want to make a ton of money
567
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,126
doing virtually nothing?
568
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:47,330
569
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,966
Oh, yeah
570
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:55,203
Hey, Sue!
571
00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:56,204
Hey!
572
00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:57,939
- Hi.
- Hey, Kevin.
573
00:20:57,939 --> 00:20:59,440
I didn't think you'd be home until later.
574
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,808
No, no. I'm here now.
575
00:21:00,808 --> 00:21:02,010
I just went and bought this TV
576
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,545
with all the cash that I have.
577
00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:05,146
I certainly did not buy it on credit,
578
00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:07,015
that's not what happened.
579
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,284
So uh, how was hanging
out with Roofie all day?
580
00:21:09,284 --> 00:21:11,386
Uh, it was...
581
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:12,453
Pac!
582
00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:16,453
Dude, your girlfriend...
583
00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,193
was amazing.
584
00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:20,261
Right?
585
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:21,496
We talked all afternoon,
586
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:23,197
I got so much stuff off my chest.
587
00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:26,301
Pac, I'm out the drug game.
588
00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:29,504
I'm out!
589
00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:31,105
What did you do?
590
00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:35,105
591
00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:40,106
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00:21:40,156 --> 00:21:44,706
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