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[rumbling]
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[all screaming]
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[Womp] I'm a ball.
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[panting]
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Okay, that was weird, but
looks like everyone is fine.
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[rumbling]
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[others gasp]
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I'm gonna keep looking this way
and assume my words are still true.
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[Grug grunting]
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Uh... Eep, how much longer
do you plan to be in shock?
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Because I could use a hand over here.
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I mean, Thunk has a big heart, but...
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[grunts] Hyah!
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And everyone else still seems to be
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in panic mode from the ground attack.
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- Let go. I'm looting here.
- I'm hoarding over here.
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You both beat it. Amber hoarding
and looting wherever Amber wants.
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Why did the ground attack us?
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It was just so... so random.
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Dad, why do bad things happen?
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Uh... bad things happen
because... reasons.
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'Cause "reasons"?
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Eep, things just happen,
good or bad, okay?
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So let's just go with "because reasons."
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- Uh...
- And before you can ask me to clarify...
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- [yelps]
- Because?
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Oh, so... so, life is
just random and cruel?
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So anything bad can happen
at any moment for no reason?
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Agh! Ugh! [groans]
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- [male voice] Eep Crood, up here.
- [gasps]
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[Eep screams]
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Whoa, nothing to fear.
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I'm just the sky giant
responsible for everything in life.
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I stomped Ahhh! Valley into
existence many moons ago.
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- My name is Skermiggleflop.
- Skermiggleflop...?
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- Put her there.
- [gasps] Wow, I have so many questions.
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Are you a giant's foot or a giant foot?
Who was the first cave person? Gran?
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When will I get my first
kiss? No, my first kill?
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No offense, but I typically
only let people ask me, like,
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one or two questions per vision, so...
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Oh, yeah, of course, of
course. Sorry. [chuckles]
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Skermiggleflop, why do
you let bad things happen?
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Wow! Going straight for
the big one. [chuckles]
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Sure you wouldn't
rather learn the meaning
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of life, or why I invented boogers?
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No? Fine.
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Bad things happen to remind you
to give thanks for... time's up.
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[grunts, screams]
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- Where did he go?
- [Thunk, Grug] Hmm?
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No. Skermiggleflop, the giant foot
responsible for our very existence.
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Thunk, this seems like
your area of expertise.
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No, I got nothin'.
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Dad, Skermiggleflop answered
my question. [giggles]
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Bad things happen because
we need to give thanks for...
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him! [laughs]
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I better get thanking. [yells]
Thank you, Skermiggleflop!
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Thunk, you just became
the normal Crood child.
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[shuddering]
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Oh! Making art. Neat.
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I once painted a portrait
of, well, it's your head,
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but, like, on the body of a buffalippo.
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I'm painting thanks to Skermiggleflop.
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[chuckles] A giant foot in
the sky who sees and knows all.
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He's got the whole valley in his toes.
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There's a sky giant responsible for
all the awesome stuff in my life?
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Like you and... uh... mostly you.
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Yeah. But he can stomp it all
away if we don't give him thanks.
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So here. [chuckles] Sign
this thank-you slate.
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Oh, yeah. Anything to
avoid being squished.
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- Should we get him flowers, too?
- Yeah! A thank-you slate and flowers!
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[gasps] And more things. Yeah, we'll
get the whole valley to thank him.
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Hi. I'd like to tell you about
an all-powerful sky giant who,
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if we show him thanks, will never
let bad things ever happen again.
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Uh...
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how big sky giant Eep talking here?
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Huge! His toe is the size of me.
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[shudders] Oh! Amber
no anger foot that big.
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So Skermiggleflop created eggs?
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So Skermiggleflop created smashing?
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Yah, yah, yah, yah! Yah, yah, yah!
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If I thank Skermiggleflop,
all my pain will go away,
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including my broken heart, and this?
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A sky giant? Pass. I already believe
in an elder unknowable tentacle monster.
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La la la...
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If Skermiggleflop's really all-powerful,
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can he grow a toenail so
big even he can't cut it?
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Yes. And... no.
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Wow!
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Sky giant floating in the
clouds Who watches over us
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We're glad we're not your toe jam
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If we give you thanks we know
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You won't squash us with your huge toe
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We're glad we�re not your toe jam
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No, it's cool. Sing to your sky
giant. I'll rebuild our home alone.
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So that do it? No more bad things?
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- My self-esteem is feeling better.
- I don't know, actually.
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I guess we just have to wait and see
if anything bad ever happens again.
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- Or we can test that right now!
- No, no, no, Fan, don't!
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Agh!
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[moans] Oh...
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Sorry. Running a little late.
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Had to stomp another
valley out of existence,
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then get my nails done.
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Oh, powerful Skermiggleflop, how
about that thank-you slate, huh?
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No more bad things
will happen now. Right?
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No, not at all. Got a bad thing
scheduled for your valley tomorrow.
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But I got everyone to thank
you. Did I get too many people?
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Is it Fan? [gasps] You
want me to get rid of Fan?
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No, I love all my creations. Even Fan.
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Hmm...?
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Kind of. I'm not asking you
to give thanks to me.
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I'm asking all of you to
give more thanks for...
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Say hi to humanity for me.
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And then, the pigrat flies
out, but you're never the same.
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That is what I do to
people who hurt Eep.
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Oh, I'm okay, Lerk. And don't hurt Fan.
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Turns out Skermiggleflop likes him.
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- Really?
- Really?
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And he told me why bad
things are still happening.
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We need to give more thanks.
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- Aha!
- But of course.
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Ah!
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Sure!
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Okay. [yells] Amber more thankful!
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Problem solved?
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Ah, to be safe, let's go bigger.
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Yeah, like, travel up
to the highest point
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in Ahhh! Valley first thing tomorrow,
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and give Skermiggleflop
the most thanks we can.
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And I think we all know
what that means. Right?
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Sure this is what Skermiggleflop
means? Why would he want my stuff?
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What more could we give him
besides everything we own?
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Our hair. Our noses. [gasps] Our lives.
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Lerk, I don't think Skermiggleflop
is asking for anyone's life.
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[voices overlapping]
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Here, sky giant. Take Fan life.
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I don't mind. Smashed by a big
foot is exactly the way I wanna go.
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No. No, that's not what
Skermiggleflop wants.
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Thank you. That's what I said.
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When he said to be more
thankful, he means for feet.
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I'm changing my name
from Handsy to Footsy.
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Please. Everyone knows he means to
be more thankful for foot fungus.
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I think he wants you to follow my
elder unknowable tentacle monster.
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No? No takers? Okay,
well, try to keep it down.
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I think my monster lives down that hole.
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[voices overlapping]
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[yells] Stop! I'm the one
Skermiggleflop spoke to,
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so obviously, the only way to show
him more thanks is to follow me.
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[chuckles]
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- So follow me!
- Yeah, Amber still gonna toss Fan.
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No, we need more fungus among us.
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Yeah, well, we can at least show
our more thanks and be spared
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when he kicks those
who didn't into the sun.
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Eep, are you sure this is what
Old Floppy would want from us?
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Sure, I'm sure.
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And if I'm wrong,
Skermiggleflop will make
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something bad happen to me right now.
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[rumbling]
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[crowd screaming]
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[chuckles] Hey!
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Turns out my elder unknowable
tentacle monster is knowa... agh!
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[screaming]
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[British accent] Skermiggleflop,
why hast thou forsaken me?
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Oh, child, I haven't forsaken you.
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And only I get to do the accent.
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But I was more thankful for you
so that bad stuff wouldn't happen.
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What I've been trying to say is,
don't be thankful for me.
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All of you need to be more
thankful for each other.
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- Wait, what? Even...
- Yes. Even Fan.
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[gasps]
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Bad things are going to
happen, no matter what,
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so you need to be grateful for
each other and work together.
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Even you don't
know why bad things happen?
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I think it has something
to do with free will.
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Oh, real quick...
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Your world will one day come
to something called "The End,"
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so... whoops, out of time.
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[crowd screaming]
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[Fan] The ultimate smash. No!
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[growls]
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[grunts] Together!
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Skermiggleflop wants
us to work together!
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[snaps]
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Work together, people. Let's
get this thing from all sides.
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[growling]
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[all grunting]
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[grunting] Yah!
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- Ugh!
- [all grunting]
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[bangs]
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Aw, I picked the wrong higher power.
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Eep, are you okay? That
monster nearly had ya.
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You must be furious at Skermiggleflop.
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No. It's not about showing
Skermiggleflop our thanks.
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Bad things will happen sometimes. So
we need to be grateful for each other.
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- [grunts] Even...?
- Yes, Fan, even you.
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We should all try to get along, no
matter who we are or what we believe.
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- [voices overlapping]
- [Thunk] Really?
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'Cause I believe cave
people in the future
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are making up our lives
in elaborate cave drawings.
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[all laughing]
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Okay, maybe that is a
little ridiculous, Thunk.
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Okay, seriously? None of you are
gonna help me rebuild our home?
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I thought we were a
community, people! Come on!
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[spitting]
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[sucks]
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Ta-da!
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[chuckles]
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Thank you, Marm. That was spit-tacular.
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[chuckles]
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Boy, we sure have a lot of
talented performers tonight.
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So let's give a big round
of applause for... me,
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for putting this all together.
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Yay, Grug! [laughs]
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Yeah, what a truly, truly great idea
from a truly, truly great leader.
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Next up, a comedian
who's sure to slay you,
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especially if you're
a defenseless animal.
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- Amber!
- [audience cheering]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Man, Grug sure think
Grug do everything great.
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Be fair, Grug at least better than Bort.
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Bort no can even get rid of
critter living in Bort pelt!
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[laughing] You got me!
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[snarling]
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[sighs]
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[all laughing]
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No, it got you.
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[laughs]
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And hey, speaking of Grug, Grug
say Grug truly, truly great leader.
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00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,432
But if that true, why
Grug only okay leader?
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Oh, sorry. Amber mean
truly, truly okay leader.
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[laughing]
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Hey, that is... well, that is a
good impression, but it's also wrong.
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[Amber] What difference
between Grug and Tyrannaconda?
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Tyrannaconda full of cavemen...
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Grug full of self!
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[laughing]
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[crowd laughing]
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He is full of himself. And I
do wish a Tyrannaconda would eat him.
239
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,670
[croaking laughter]
240
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,255
[distorted laughter]
241
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,425
[distorted laughter]
242
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,178
- Uh-uh! Stop laughing at me.
- "Stop laughing at Grug."
243
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,304
[laughter continues]
244
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:26,931
- [snarls]
- Ow!
245
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,267
[crabby tabby snarls]
246
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,227
Amber just joke.
247
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,856
After all I've done for this
valley, they treat me like a joke?
248
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,275
Grug, it's just a few laughs.
249
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,152
If they laugh at me,
they don't respect me.
250
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195
And if they don't respect
me, how can I be leader?
251
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,281
And if I'm not leader,
they'll laugh at me more,
252
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,868
and before you know it, I'll
be Bort. Bort, Ugga! Bort.
253
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,161
[snarls]
254
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,496
[whines] It's already happening!
255
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,124
Don't take yourself so
seriously. You'll never be Bort.
256
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,876
Worst-case scenario, you're Baitsy.
257
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,086
[grunts]
258
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,381
[yelps] No! There's gotta be a better
way to show them I'm not to be laughed at.
259
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,009
[Snoot] Stop wasting your
eyes and ears on other stories.
260
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,429
Behold my tale of
bravery, as told by Thunk.
261
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,017
Snoot, brave? Well, a good
laugh at him would cheer me up.
262
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,520
Weak, whiny, the worst.
263
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,565
That's the Snoot we
know and barely tolerate.
264
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,942
But is there another Snoot?
265
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,110
Hmm?
266
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,030
As the only child of parents
who couldn't outrun a bear owl,
267
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,408
you'd think Snoot would be
eaten, too. And you'd be right.
268
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,827
Most people would've
given up at this point.
269
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,037
But not Snoot.
270
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:36,376
He bravely refused to be digested,
until the beast had no choice
271
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:41,881
but to admit defeat and release our
strong, proud, not-the-worst Snoot.
272
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,925
[cheering]
273
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:50,681
If Thunk can make the valley stop laughing
at him, imagine if he told my story.
274
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,643
- Well, then, no one would think you...
- Shh. Ugga, I said imagine.
275
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,649
Thunk, that was amazing. Nutty buggy?
276
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,484
[gasps] Ooh! [munching]
277
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,028
Thanks. It's something new I'm trying.
278
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,531
I call it a "buy-o-pic,"
279
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,991
because Snoot bought me to
make nice pictures about him.
280
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,827
Uh-huh. Yeah, so, I was thinking,
281
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,664
maybe the next time you tell
a buy-o-pic, you can tell mine.
282
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,707
I'd love to tell your
story, Dad. [slurps]
283
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,001
We know your story already.
284
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:24,173
Doofus talks a lot, yada yada, trips
and falls off a cliff... hopefully.
285
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,217
Thunk's next story
should be about me.
286
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,554
You know I'm the cave
person who invented kissin'.
287
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,764
No, that's my story.
288
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,183
People rip things off all the time.
289
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,436
Now if you'll excuse me...
290
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,439
yabba-dabba-Doo!
291
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,900
So, just show them the real me.
292
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,111
The one no one would dare laugh at.
293
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,113
Yeah, and make sure I say cool stuff,
294
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,241
like, "Turn it up a
notch," or "You got Grug'd!"
295
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:54,454
Sure, but I take my
buy-o-pics seriously.
296
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:59,625
For Snoot's, we spent moons listening to
his whole life story to find one moment
297
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,963
that we could make sound
sort of brave, with some spin.
298
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,800
So... oh, spin is the
professional term for lying.
299
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,554
So if you wanna show
people the real you,
300
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,974
my collaborator and I must
observe you being yourself.
301
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,059
Just pretend I'm not here.
302
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,520
No problem. I'm totally being myself...
303
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,730
- In your face!
- Agh!
304
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,483
Boom! Ha! You got Grug'd.
305
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,526
[laughs] Huh? Huh?
306
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,489
People think I'm a joke?
307
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,365
Well, would a joke think
up the brilliant idea
308
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,619
to create an egg reserve
in case of an egg-mergency?
309
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,454
[screaming]
310
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,498
Okay, we can't use this.
311
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,669
Another impressive thing about me is
that I'm a truly, truly great father.
312
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,505
Sandy, here's Daddy.
313
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,422
[snarls]
314
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,800
Come on, I know you love me.
Kiss your father who loves you.
315
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,219
[rips]
316
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,807
[stammers] On second thought, I
like to keep my family life private.
317
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,937
Help! Save my little Booboo!
318
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,396
Make sure you get this, guys.
319
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,523
Whoa!
320
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,358
"Little Booboo" is a winged cheetah?
321
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,442
[snarls]
322
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,655
No. Booboo is my tree,
and you saved him.
323
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,574
[grunts]
324
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,535
[trumpets]
325
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,371
[trumpeting]
326
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,706
- [gasps]
- [trumpeting]
327
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,043
I'm sketching our deaths.
328
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,547
[grunts]
329
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:33,344
Hey, you want a big finish
for my buy-o-pic? Watch this.
330
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,558
[Grug grunts]
331
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,184
Wow, Dad.
332
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,688
I think we got everything we need to
tell your buy-o-pic to the valley tonight.
333
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,273
- Great!
- [gir-elephants trumpeting]
334
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,649
[crashing]
335
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,276
Also, edit that out.
336
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,154
Hey, family, did you hear?
337
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,992
"Come see the amazing story of a truly,
338
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,204
truly great dude who's
definitely not a joke."
339
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,291
Oh, "This will be the
defining moment of your lives"?
340
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,292
[cackles]
341
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,837
Oh, Grug, don't you think you're
taking this a bit too seriously?
342
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,632
Uh, if anything, I'm taking this
a bit too not seriously enough.
343
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:16,512
Thunk, buddy, can't wait to see
how my awesome buy-o-pic is coming.
344
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,599
Freeze. Go back to the pelt ripping.
345
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,684
[Thunk] "Sandy, here's Daddy."
346
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:26,606
- [gasps] No! No, this is all wrong.
- You're right, Dad.
347
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:30,067
The rip was way worse. And
I think he tooted a little.
348
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:34,447
- Add a classy toot. Got it.
- No. No toot. No underpelt.
349
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,367
The whole point of this is to impress
people so they don't laugh at me.
350
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,697
If you don't think toots can be
351
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,792
impressive, then you
haven't been livin'.
352
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,248
Plus, they're funny. [chuckles]
353
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,083
- [sputters]
- [laughs]
354
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,543
Told ya! [laughing]
355
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,670
- [spurts]
- [laughing]
356
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,798
But I thought you wanted the
valley to see the real you, right?
357
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:57,470
The good real me. No, no,
no. Where is the awesome spin?
358
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,930
You don't need it. People
know you can be brave.
359
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:03,351
What they just need to see is
your silly, regular-guy side.
360
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,104
You want me to look silly?
Big no. Let's lose all of this.
361
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,983
And I'll write something new
that'll really get my message across.
362
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,904
Hmm. As soon as I finish
rubbing my hands like this.
363
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:22,411
Here you go. The true story of
Grug Crood, as far as they know.
364
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,080
Sure you don't wanna try our version?
365
00:19:24,086 --> 00:19:26,003
Womp hasn't stopped
laughing about it yet.
366
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,249
[laughing]
367
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,920
I can't breathe. Make it stop!
368
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,839
I am so sure, Thunk. Now get to it.
369
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,094
Welcome. I'm here tonight
to tell you about Grug Crood.
370
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,930
- Ahem...! Spin it.
- Uh, sorry.
371
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,944
Our "truly, truly awesome leader,"
372
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,731
Grug Crood. Let's give it up for Grug.
373
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,103
Huh...?
374
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,063
[clicks]
375
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:54,318
Grug Crood has the heart of a bear
owl, the strength of a bear owl,
376
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,738
and the brains of a
really smart bear owl.
377
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,700
Grug is someone you can respect.
378
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:05,257
He loves his family, and a cold
smashfruit on a hot, sunny day.
379
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,957
And if there's a
Tyrannaconda on the loose,
380
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,913
he'll kick it out of the valley with
381
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,590
a single flick of his big pinky toe.
382
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:17,550
Grug also invented rain by punching
Mr. Sun and making him cry for days.
383
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,385
Whoosh! Whoosh! Rain!
384
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,346
There's more. Grug
has never, ever tooted,
385
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,182
but if he did, it would
smell like honeysuckle.
386
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,811
Uh, Grug story big load of bullpuppy.
387
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,855
- Right, bullpuppy?
- [slurps]
388
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,232
I agree with Amber, too.
389
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,236
You do toot, and they do stink.
I can smell it from my cave.
390
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:42,950
Grug think Amber believe all
this? To that, Amber say... ha!
391
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,285
[crowd laughs]
392
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,458
Oh, you just love to laugh at me, huh?
393
00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,756
Well, time for you to see how it feels.
394
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,921
"Look at me. I'm Amber,
and Amber talk like this."
395
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,426
[laughing]
396
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,847
It true! Amber do talk like that.
397
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,934
And, "Oh, I'm Bort, and
I'm in love with Amber."
398
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:09,977
[chortles]
399
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,398
And thoughts of Amber do
consume my every waking moment.
400
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,276
Yeah, that's what I said.
401
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,779
And, uh... [whines] "Uh, I'm Handsy",
402
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,531
and my best friend is a
tree, and I hug it like this."
403
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,574
[laughing]
404
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,368
That's a good summary of my character.
405
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:30,456
- Wait. They actually like this?
- Yeah. It's fun to laugh at yourself.
406
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,919
[chanting] Grug, Grug,
Grug, Grug, Grug, Grug, Grug!
407
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,005
Okay, "Hi... I'm Snoot",
408
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,091
and I hold my nose up like this, 'cause
I think I'm better than everyone."
409
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,718
[chuckles] I do do that,
410
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,096
because I am better than
everyone. Especially you, Grug. [chuckles]
411
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,015
Hey, I am not to be laughed at.
412
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:53,354
[high-pitched voice] Because I'm Grug,
and I'm truly, truly full of myself.
413
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,689
- [laughing]
- "I whine too much like a baby."
414
00:21:55,773 --> 00:22:00,611
Goo-goo, Ga-Ga. And worst
of all, this is my face."
415
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,071
[laughter continues]
416
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,203
Check out the real me!
417
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:13,332
[squeaks]
418
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,590
- [man] Yeah!
- Amber respect classy toot joke.
419
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,969
- Impressive.
- Oh, he tooted! It's so funny.
420
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,595
[man] Now, that's good comedy.
421
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,599
Feels good to not take
yourself so seriously, huh?
422
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,725
[chuckles] Yeah.
423
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,144
[Womp laughing]
424
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,234
I can't breathe! Make it stop!
425
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,902
- [spurts]
- [laughter continues]
426
00:22:42,852 --> 00:22:46,376
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