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[Eep] Hi. We're the
Croods of Ahhh! Valley,
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and we love our neighbors.
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- [blows landing]
- [clamoring]
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They think my dad stole all the
food they saved for cold season.
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- But, actually, it was Gurg...
- [blows raspberry]
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... this crazy weirdo who
wanted revenge on my dad.
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- Easy mistake...
- [all chattering]
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... which is about to get
us rocked up for life.
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[Eep] Let us go!
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My dad didn't do it, and we
didn't help him. It was Gurg!
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Gurg? That not even name.
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Real caveman name Clop or Bort.
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Yeah, I'm Bort. Not sure my
name's come up before, though.
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Amber, you met Gurg, remember?
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That guy exactly as handsome as me?
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Amber no think so, and Amber
remember everyone ever meet.
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- Right, Clop?
- I'm Bort.
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[all grunt]
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Please. You gotta believe us.
Grug, come on. Help us look sad.
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Forget it. They falsely accused me,
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a truly, truly great leader,
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a really, really awesome friend,
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and a very, very generous high-fiver?
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So long as I still have my pride,
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they will not see me grovel.
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You're right. I should grovel. Grovel!
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[all grunt]
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Wait. What if you're wrong?
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And some innocent Croods spend
their whole lives in rock-up?
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- I could live with that.
- But wouldn't you want to know you
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tried all you could to
find the truth? [gasps]
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We should have a
try-all to determine our fate.
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Just give us a chance
to prove we're innocent.
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Grovel, grovel? [grunts]
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[Amber] Order.
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Order! Amber order
attention as try-all begin.
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Amber will be judge since Amber
already judge all you silently.
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This Croods' last chance
to prove not guilty.
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And Amber first chance
to play with fun bone!
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[laughs]
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Oh, great. Now we're
dragging out my shame.
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How exactly is this gonna save us, Eep?
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I will figure that out
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by the time I stop talking.
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Nope. Nothing yet.
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[growls]
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Yep, that's Gurg, all right.
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Nice job picking up his scent, Sandy.
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[giggles] [sneezes]
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Oh, sorry you picked up
so much other gunk too.
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Now let's nab this Crood-framing bozo.
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[snoring]
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- [squelches]
- [grunts]
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[strains] Oh, for...
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- [bird caws]
- [grunts]
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Well, look what we have here.
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Don't you hurt us, weirdo,
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or we'll helplessly
struggle you to death.
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Hurt? Why would I hurt my family?
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[both] Hmm?
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Cave ladies and gentle cavemen.
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I stand corrected.
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[growls]
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If the Croods wish to defend themselves,
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I shall offend them.
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You know what offends me? Your breath.
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[laughs] Croo-yah!
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That's Grug for you.
Loves stealing things.
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Attention. Food!
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- [all mutter]
- [Snoot clears throat]
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I'd like to call my first witness
who saw Grug steal the food.
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What was his name? Oh, right.
It was everyone here.
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Everyone, is that
traitor at this try-all?
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If so, please jeer at him.
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[all] Boo! Boo!
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I'm sorry. Snoot's really persuasive.
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Grug stole all our food
for the cold season.
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He's guilty. And also, he's ugly.
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Come on, people. I am still your leader.
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You'd really believe your own
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dumb eyes over my yelling face?
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[all clamoring]
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Grug, you're not helping.
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Yeah. We need proof, not yells.
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Uh, Eep, I got this.
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Amber, I'd like to
question my first witness.
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A man who's gonna crack
this whole case wide open.
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Please state your name and job.
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[clears throat] Uh, Grug Crood,
truly, truly great leader.
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Did you steal the food? No.
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Is Snoot an idiot?
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[sighs] Yes.
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And may I say, you're crushing it.
Thanks, pal. Give me five.
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You'd have to be pretty dim
not to be convinced by that.
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- [laughs]
- [all boo]
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[Gurg laughs]
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My baby. [grunts]
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And my wife? Old baby?
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Talking skeleton?
Eh, we'll figure it out.
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What matters is, my revenge
against Grug went so well,
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you've realized I'm better than
him and you wanna live with me now.
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I mean, you are either here to join
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my family or to drag me back to justice.
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[mutters]
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
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- Da-da.
- Oh, that's right.
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Hush little baby, don't say a word
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Your daddy's here
And his name is Gurg
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[grunts happily]
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Aw, you're hungry again.
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Let me get you something to eat.
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Wow, Sandy. I never thought
you'd sell out faster than me.
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[grunts]
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Oh, I see.
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We'll lull him into a false
sense of security, then eat him.
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Oh, right. We trap him so we can bring
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him back home and save our family.
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I don't scheme well on an empty stomach.
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[shrieks]
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You're not gonna get away that easily...
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From this hug!
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Order! Order!
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- We need a new strategy.
- I've got it.
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Now, the food you claim my dad took,
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how heavy would you say it was?
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I'd say three boulders and a Womp.
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A-ha! Then my dad's innocent.
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He can't lift that much weight.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Hello. Wait, what...
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Aah!
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[groans]
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[all gasp]
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I'm small but dense.
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If he can't lift the food,
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he's an innocent Crood.
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Amber swayed by Eep rhyme.
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- Amber hereby declare Croods can go...
- Hold on.
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[screams]
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[chortles]
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I'd like to crossly examine the witness.
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[grunts, knees rattle]
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So, Grug, if you can't lift
three rocks and a small child,
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is it fair to say you're weak?
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What? And, ow.
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For someone who calls himself
a truly, truly great leader,
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you must admit this
is truly, truly pathetic.
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- I'll show you pathetic!
- [all gasp]
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[Snoot laughs]
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If he lifts the weight,
he must be great.
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At stealing.
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- [grunts loudly]
- [Womp] Whee!
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Amber seen enough.
Amber know Croods long time.
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Amber believe Croods no
deserve life in rock-up.
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- [all sigh]
- Thank you, Amber.
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[shouts] Croods deserve
death by molar bear!
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[all scream]
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Wow, this is a long hug.
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Like an almost weirdly long hug.
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Which I say is the best kind.
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You're both still
breathing though, right?
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[both agree]
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I've over-hugged before.
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Oh, hug us all you want.
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We missed you so much.
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- So, you are my wife?
- [Gran smooching]
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We wanna make sure you can't get away.
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Hey, what's going on?
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[shouts]
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Is this what family bonding is?
I legitimately do not know.
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Ha! What's going on is you're just
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as ugly as Grug and twice as dumb.
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- [blows raspberry]
- [both] Whoo!
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[exclaims]
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Dang it. Once again,
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a victory high-five has been my undoing.
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Hmm. What best hole for death?
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[roars, growls]
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Amber have winner!
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Wait, wait. Did the Grug
you see have eyebrows?
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Because my husband...
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- does not.
- [Grug shrieks]
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- Why would you?
- [Amber mutters]
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Everyone just see Ugga do that.
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[groans]
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Uh!
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Okay, it time.
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But Amber not completely heartless.
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Let you decide which
Crood get eaten first.
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[sighs] Dad, you were right.
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This try-all was a dumb idea.
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No, Eep, I blew it. I kept letting
my pride get in the way.
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The only dumb one here is... is me!
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Wait. I would like to
make an appeal to Snoot.
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Tell me, Snoot, how would
you describe Grug Crood?
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Well, I hate to say this since
you're about to be eaten,
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but you're a clumsy oaf who smells
bad and is, without a doubt,
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the dumbest buffoon in Ahhh! Valley.
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And the story told today is
that I crafted an elaborate plot
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to sneak into your caves while
you slept to steal your food?
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It's no story, it's what happened.
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I see.
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But would a clumsy oaf be
able to sneak into caves
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without knocking anything over?
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Not unless you stole from someone
without ears, eyes, and a brain.
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- [all] Ooh!
- [snaps fingers]
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- And since my odor's so rank,
- [groans]
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would not a fine-nosed man
like yourself smell me coming?
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From across the valley.
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- [all] Ooh!
- [snaps]
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So, do you honestly believe
that such an elaborate plan
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could have come from the
dumbest buffoon in the valley?
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Of course not. You're way too dumb.
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[all gasp]
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If his brain's too dumb, let him go.
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- He is too dumb.
- That didn't even rhyme.
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Free the dummies!
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There you have it, folks.
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My dad is clumsy, smelly,
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dumb, and innocent!
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[Croods] Yeah!
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[Gran] You're darn right he's innocent!
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- [all scream]
- [crashing]
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Huh? Huh?
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What did I tell you?
Two incredibly handsome Grugs.
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[laughs] Evil, good.
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Evil, good. Evil... good!
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Valley sorry we rock up innocent Grug.
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Make things right by
rocking up guilty Grug.
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- Croods do honors?
- Whoa, let's talk about this.
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Can't you find it in your handsome
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face to forgive my handsome face?
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Hmm, well, Eep did show me that
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everyone deserves a try-all.
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Oh, Gurg's guilty, no question.
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- In that case, so long, jerk me!
- [Gurg grunts]
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[all cheer]
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Rock me up, but I,
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Gurg Dork, will be back.
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Actually, this place is nice.
Maybe I won't be back.
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We will see!
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[Eep] Ah, Valley Shine Day.
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- The most romantic day in Ahhh! Valley.
- [screams]
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It traces back to the
moon's love of the sun,
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who usually won't give
him the time of day.
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But, once in a while,
it'll blow him a kiss,
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making him blush so hard,
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he shines down on the valley.
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[Thunk] Ha!
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00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:10,023
[gasps] Flowers. Ooh, my favorite.
252
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,784
Ah! I wish our families weren't enemies.
253
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,149
Then we could proclaim our
like to the whole valley!
254
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,987
I know, my dear.
255
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,123
But just remember,
this is all in your head.
256
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:27,711
In real life, I have only ever
indicated that I don't like you.
257
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,611
You should really pay attention.
258
00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:32,173
Pay attention. Pay attention!
259
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,633
- [Squawk] Pay attention!
- Huh? Huh?!
260
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,262
- [class laughs]
- [Squawk] About time.
261
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,430
I started to worry I'd actually
have to walk over there.
262
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,260
Go on with your announcement,
Crood girl. Or don't.
263
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,516
Either way, I'm going to sleep. [snores]
264
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,848
As head of the Valley
Shine Day planning team,
265
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,895
I wanna remind you all
that the dance is tonight.
266
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,701
Uh, the dance?
267
00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:55,905
Will there be girls there?
268
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,815
You're around girls right now.
269
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,318
[shrieks]
270
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,415
This will be the most romantic night
271
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,717
of our lives. Anything could happen.
272
00:13:09,471 --> 00:13:11,117
With anyone.
273
00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:14,337
With anyone? Hmm.
274
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,919
- That could mean Blurg.
- Duh, brain. I figured that out.
275
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,546
Oh, well, I'm here if you need me.
276
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,431
Hap...
277
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,222
Happy Valley Shine Day to you too, Eep.
278
00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:30,182
Listen, there's this girl
I wanna ask to the dance,
279
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,438
but I need some advice.
280
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,190
Sorry. Busy.
281
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,732
I always pictured my perfect
romantic moment with Kevin.
282
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,237
- I wanna stay like...
- ...this forever.
283
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,319
If your heads are always
on each other's shoulders,
284
00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,985
it would take, like, a lot of
communication, coordination.
285
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,914
Uh, my point is tonight,
I can make that moment real.
286
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,115
So everything at this
party must be perfect.
287
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:55,245
Well, then you're gonna need
the most fun part of any party.
288
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,384
The Chickuna dance!
289
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,712
[sings]
290
00:14:00,977 --> 00:14:02,675
- [Thunk] Chickuna!
- [groans]
291
00:14:02,795 --> 00:14:06,192
The Chickuna dance is
not gonna win Kevin over.
292
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,639
Or anyone over.
293
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,852
[girls giggling]
294
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,543
It's a picture of
a bear owl, and it says,
295
00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:15,870
"I couldn't bear to be with owl you."
296
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:17,649
I don't get it.
297
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:21,492
There's just something about
him that's irresistible.
298
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,954
Hmm...
299
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:25,791
Kevin, my good man,
300
00:14:25,911 --> 00:14:28,530
why do girls find you irresistible?
301
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,118
You noticed? [laughs]
Of course, you did.
302
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,044
Well, I've got three
things going for me.
303
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,133
One, hair that just won't quit.
304
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,214
[Thunk] Whoa!
305
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,506
My hair never quits.
306
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,594
[grunts]
307
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,433
Two, my infinitely dreamy eyes.
308
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,273
[chitters]
309
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:57,799
And three, my vibe.
310
00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:00,363
I'm all, like, whatever.
311
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,006
Oh, yes.
312
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:04,781
That is the one way
you and I are different.
313
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:08,532
You're cool, distant,
unenthusiastic about everything.
314
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,905
And girls dig that?
315
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:13,697
- Whatever.
- Ah, I see.
316
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,708
So, will you teach me how to "Kevin"?
317
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,551
[screeching]
318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,090
We're gonna make a fun pair, you and I.
319
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,690
The key to Kevin-ing
320
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,720
is to be less... you.
321
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,017
Got it. Be less me.
322
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,311
Look, a cloud! And it kind
of looks like a chickuna.
323
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,726
[sings]
324
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,612
Oh, oh.
325
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,652
- That was pretty Thunk-y of me, huh?
- Indeed.
326
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,970
To be as Kevin, one must purge
327
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,449
all such feelings from one's body.
328
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,660
Let us begin that process now.
329
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,788
We'll be finished once you can
330
00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:57,503
stare upon cuteness and "whatever."
331
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,383
Aw! Its chirps sound
like kisses in my brain.
332
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,460
[babbles]
333
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,913
Good. Let it all out.
334
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,945
Become Kevin.
335
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,934
Aw! He's so cute, I...
336
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,846
Aw!
337
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,063
[laughs]
338
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,886
Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya...
339
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,276
[groans]
340
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,815
[grunts]
341
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,157
[laughs crazily]
342
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,882
[chirping softly]
343
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,505
Whatever.
344
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,748
Whatever indeed.
345
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,636
Go to her.
346
00:16:49,756 --> 00:16:51,724
[shrieks, thuds]
347
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,222
[moans]
348
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:57,771
Hey, buzztles, I'm bored,
so you're gonna be hiveless.
349
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,227
[Thunk] Time to Kevin.
And what would Kevin do?
350
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,193
Let her make the first move.
351
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,364
[grunts, groans]
352
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,822
Now that's how you get the ladies.
353
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,663
- [gasps]
- [Thunk groans]
354
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,368
Ugh. What are you doing here?
355
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,409
Hey. Just being... whatever.
356
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,191
Huh. You do seem different.
357
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,920
- You dropped that on purpose.
- Did I?
358
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,128
Oh, well, now I'm not sure.
359
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,179
Your school's having a dance tonight?
360
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,766
[coughs] Beats me. I didn't
care enough to read that.
361
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,846
Well, dance sounds better
than what I had planned.
362
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,311
See you there.
363
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,563
Yeah!
364
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,773
[sings]
365
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,772
No, no. I just can't stop being Thunk-y.
366
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,279
Finally, ha! Just how I pictured it.
367
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,663
Kevin's gonna find this
so romantic, don't you think?
368
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:59,000
[shrieks] I only prepared to talk
to girls, not be touched by one.
369
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,658
Hey, did someone say my name?
370
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,829
[chomping]
371
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,424
- Womp!
- Hey.
372
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:11,263
Quit eating my mood lighting.
Great. Now they're on the fritz.
373
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,924
Oh, um... I got this for you.
374
00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:15,894
Can I pin it on your pelt?
375
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,640
It's a free valley.
376
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,932
[grunts]
377
00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:22,764
- Looks like you're bleeding.
- Yeah, I totally am.
378
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,977
- Well, what do you wanna do first?
- It's all the same to me.
379
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,324
Really? It's totally my decision?
380
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,861
You decide if it's your decision.
381
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,405
Huh, great! Then let's party.
382
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,867
[Thunk] You are crushing
this! High-five!
383
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:39,988
[shouts]
384
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,787
Shouldn't get too close to the action
'cause people get all upset
385
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,333
when they see me destroy
their happiness.
386
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,627
But we can have plenty of fun back here.
387
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:52,221
Now wanna grab a bite to eat,
and then steal the rest for later?
388
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,506
Uh...
389
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,471
[Thunk] She touched your hand. Be cool.
390
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,641
- Don't blow this for me slash us.
- You read my mind.
391
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,952
[shrieks]
392
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,720
[chomping]
393
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,519
- Huh? You ate all the food?
- [screeching]
394
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,355
[all clamoring]
395
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,831
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop! Ugh!
396
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,909
This is not how I pictured things.
397
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,497
Hey.
398
00:19:16,617 --> 00:19:17,822
Hey?
399
00:19:17,942 --> 00:19:20,163
Eep's totally ignoring me.
400
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:23,497
She's being so Kevin right now.
401
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,140
And I find that irresistible.
402
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,415
[groans]
403
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,920
Let go of me!
404
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,342
Ha ha! Dinner and a fight?
405
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,761
This night just keeps getting better.
406
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,812
Gotta say, I wasn't sure about you,
407
00:19:36,932 --> 00:19:38,886
but you're actually somewhat okay.
408
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,299
Noted.
409
00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:42,316
Okay, uh...
410
00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:44,638
So, wanna dance or something?
411
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,555
Easy, Thunk. We've come so far.
412
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,866
Whatever.
413
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,569
Whatever?
414
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,361
What just happened?
415
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,534
Beats me. Go ask your belly button.
He never does anything.
416
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,084
Hey, hey, don't drag me into this.
417
00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:03,261
[groans] This music is all wrong!
418
00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:05,998
Can you please stop head banging?
419
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,458
Hey, Eep. Wanna dance?
420
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,292
[gasps]
421
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,547
This is just how I pictured it.
422
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,821
Uh, actually,
423
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:23,348
we should be over there,
where the lighting's better.
424
00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:29,479
Sorry. It's still not
the perfect moment.
425
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,731
Lay your head my shoulder.
426
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,404
[Kevin] Mm-hm.
427
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,572
Uh, wrong shoulder. [chuckles]
428
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,191
[scoffs]
429
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,988
Almost perfect.
But don't breathe so weird.
430
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,322
Ugh, forget it.
431
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,237
There's no such thing as a perfect
moment. Only perfect guys.
432
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,207
And this one will catch
you on the flip side.
433
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,919
[all cheer]
434
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,424
[sighs] This dance
couldn't get any worse.
435
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,216
This dance is about to get a lot worse.
436
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,425
You ready to stink this place up?
437
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,927
What's she doing?
She's gonna ruin the dance.
438
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,460
Wait, remember what Kevin said.
439
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:14,612
Stay "whatever," or you'll lose her.
440
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,789
Guys, focus on the real issue.
441
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,184
Who's gonna clean the lint out of me?
442
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,488
[gasps] No!
443
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,750
[grunts]
444
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,921
[explosion]
445
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,159
[belches]
446
00:21:33,279 --> 00:21:35,422
[coughs]
447
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,843
[all cheer]
448
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,719
I'm sorry. This is who I really am.
449
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,818
I'm excitable and emotional,
450
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:46,686
and my breath smells so bad right now.
451
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,293
And in general.
452
00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:51,015
So, do you want dance with me or what?
453
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,691
Aah! It's a Brood. Get her!
454
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,573
- [sighs]
- Eeh.
455
00:22:02,693 --> 00:22:04,655
Looks like we both had rough nights.
456
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:06,898
I think this calls for...
457
00:22:07,018 --> 00:22:08,723
- [snaps fingers]
- [music begins]
458
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,887
- [belches]
- [groans]
459
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,087
Is it really that bad? [belches]
460
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,296
[sniffs]
461
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,846
[moans, thuds]
462
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,721
[gasps]
463
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,808
"Dear Thunk, glad I got
to see the real you.
464
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:38,114
"Happy Valley Shine's Day,
stink face. Blurg."
465
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,650
Ahh!
466
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,943
[coughs, thuds]
467
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:44,301
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468
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:48,088
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