Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,982
Bom-bom, bom-ba-dum
2
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,901
Ma-ma-ma-bom-ba-dum
Ba-da-dum
3
00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,619
[Grug]
Hunting: smiley face.
4
00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,541
Gathering: smiley face.
5
00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,830
Not Dying: smiley face.
6
00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,504
You're doing great in school, Eep.
7
00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,133
Oh, and a smiley in grunting.
8
00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,961
[clears throat]
9
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,586
[grunting]
10
00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,392
Uh, it's a dead language, I'm telling you.
11
00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,849
Thunk, where are your marks?
12
00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,099
[chewing] What marks?
13
00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,313
[chewing, grunting]
14
00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,692
[gagging]
15
00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,478
[choking]
16
00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:06,073
Oh, Thunk,
I'm sure it's not that bad.
17
00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,279
[screams]
18
00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,744
How could you have gotten
an "incomplete" in Not Dying?
19
00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,911
I really tried to die. I did.
20
00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,200
I'm just...
I'm no good at anything.
21
00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,704
[shrieks, grunts]
22
00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,325
You're good at hurting yourself.
23
00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,833
[sighs]
24
00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,794
Honey, you'll find something
you're great at.
25
00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,875
Someday. Don't ask when.
26
00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,881
But tonight, as a reward
for Eep's great marks,
27
00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,264
how 'bout we all go to the Laughing Pit?
28
00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,011
Amber's doing that
whole "telling jokes" thing
29
00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,514
that always cheers us hunters up
30
00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,175
when someone moves away
into the belly of an animal.
31
00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,516
Eh, I also failed at cheering up.
32
00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,942
What? That can't be... wow.
33
00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,981
Didn't even know that was a subject.
34
00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,944
Uh, let's go.
35
00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,105
[crowd laughing]
36
00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,534
Why did bear owl cross valley?
37
00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,446
To get to other side and eat family.
38
00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,213
Amber says what I only think.
39
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:07,170
[sighs] Glad you like it,
because I don't get any of it.
40
00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,252
What?
Amber's hilarious.
41
00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,208
Do you got something in your ears?
42
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,128
Just the usual protective gunk.
43
00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,328
Now, see, Mom, it's funny because
44
00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:19,991
bear owls do eat families.
45
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,347
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]
46
00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,106
I understand Amber's jokes.
47
00:02:23,131 --> 00:02:25,547
I just don't find them funny, is all.
48
00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:29,364
How many gatherers
it take to kill bear owl?
49
00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:32,901
Eight hundred, because gatherers weak
and no hunt well.
50
00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,606
[guffawing]
51
00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,526
[groans]
52
00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:39,584
Gatherers are usually quite strong despite
their mostly frail bodies.
53
00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,870
Oh, we have gatherer here tonight.
54
00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,914
Hey, Amber no go where you work
55
00:02:44,939 --> 00:02:47,278
and knock tiny fruit out your hand.
56
00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,844
[chuckles] Am Amber right?
57
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:51,669
Wow!
58
00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,795
Must feel good to make people laugh,
and on purpose.
59
00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,393
I can almost picture myself up there.
60
00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,932
Thunk tell chickuna it taste bad.
61
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,854
Chickuna ask for second opinion.
62
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,943
Thunk say, "Okay, you smell bad, too."
63
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,019
[laughing]
64
00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,146
[sighs]
65
00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,482
Thank you for coming.
66
00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,567
Amber, out.
67
00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,823
Guys, guys.
68
00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,494
I think I have a joke.
69
00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,782
[clears throat] What did the mosquitoad
say to the hunting rock?
70
00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,537
We gotta stop beating like this.
71
00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,960
[guffaws]
72
00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,918
Oh, see?
73
00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:30,878
That is funny, and without being mean.
74
00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,711
[gasps]
This could be what I'm good at!
75
00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,086
Take that, school!
76
00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,382
I didn't even need to pass "Not Dying."
77
00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,676
[grunts, sighs]
78
00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,887
Oh, man,
I love that joke where you were like,
79
00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,393
- "That not mouth."
- Uh...
80
00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,765
Amber jokes better
when Amber say them.
81
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,734
[gasps]
82
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,233
You made fun of me.
83
00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,904
[chuckles] I'm honored.
84
00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,153
Great show, Amber.
85
00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,744
Killer jokes,
especially the ones about killing.
86
00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,570
Amber talk about what Amber know.
87
00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,736
Any chance I could try telling jokes
at the Laughing Pit, too?
88
00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,946
That depend.
89
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,615
Grug son have one chance
to make Amber laugh.
90
00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,115
- Go!
- Now?
91
00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,076
Here?
92
00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,166
Okay. Sure.
93
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,130
Uh... there are three pig rats.
94
00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,340
No! Two pig rats.
95
00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,340
No, three.
96
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,131
And... and you don't know
that they're pig rats yet.
97
00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,045
[sighs]
98
00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,343
Let me try again.
But first, do you know Womp?
99
00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,966
Oh, kinda need to know Womp for that joke.
100
00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,465
- One joke, one joke.
- [buzzing]
101
00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,557
Got it!
102
00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,981
What did the...
[gags]
103
00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,389
- [choking]
- Yeah.
104
00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:32,148
Grug son never perform
at the Laughing Pit.
105
00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,570
[chuckles]
Maybe Grug son try Choke Hole.
106
00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,779
[chuckles] Amber joking.
107
00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,281
Grug son never perform anywhere.
108
00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,778
[gasping]
109
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,696
[chuckling] Oh, boy!
110
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,945
She really tells it like it is.
111
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,037
[sighs]
112
00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,628
I could be good at jokes
if Amber gave me another shot.
113
00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,128
What do I do?
114
00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,170
I'm not talking to myself.
I really need advice, Sandy.
115
00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,713
Sandy?
116
00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,878
[growls]
117
00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,637
[shrieks]
118
00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,468
These bones want revenge.
119
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,063
Please, don't eat me.
120
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,018
I didn't even like the way
your meat tasted.
121
00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:10,598
- [giggling]
- Oh, it's just you, Sandy.
122
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,361
[as puppet]
"You made me sound like I was alive."
123
00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,108
- [laughs]
- You think I'm funny?
124
00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:19,441
- 'Cause the last guy thought I was tasty.
- [giggling]
125
00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:23,068
You know, if Amber won't listen
to Thunk Crood, maybe she'll listen to...
126
00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,576
[as puppet] Me, Funk Rood,
all-around funny guy.
127
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,079
- Ooga booga!
- [laughs, clapping]
128
00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:33,171
Uh, Amber no like prop comedy.
129
00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,879
[shudders]
It actually in there.
130
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,174
- Take half day tomorrow.
- Thank you.
131
00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,548
Not everything's a joke.
132
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,260
[sighs] I'm so nervous.
133
00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,755
You think you got problems?
I don't even have skin.
134
00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,928
[laughs] You're always on.
135
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,186
I'll never get tired of that. Let's go!
136
00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,189
[clears throat] Sorry about that.
137
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,981
Tough to clear your throat when some
caveman ate it for breakfast.
138
00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,525
[guffawing]
139
00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,068
You said it, talking skull.
140
00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,992
Seriously, my parents used to say
I was skin and bones.
141
00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,622
Now I'm just bones. Ooga booga!
142
00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,949
[laughing]
143
00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:09,997
[laughing]
144
00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,118
Ever notice how hunters talk like this:
145
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,285
"Hey, how you doin'?"
146
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,043
But gatherers talk like this:
"Duh, I got fruit!"
147
00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,457
Duh.
148
00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,798
[imitating] Anyone can do silly voices.
149
00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:27,053
Mom, please.
Leave the jokes to the professionals.
150
00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,177
[sighs]
151
00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,223
Hey, who's got two thumbs
and a full belly?
152
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,887
The guy who ate my thumbs!
153
00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,095
[laughing]
154
00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:37,395
See? Making people laugh is
what I'm good at.
155
00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,860
Take that, earlier Thunk
156
00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,940
who didn't think he was
good at anything. Ow!
157
00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,646
[laughing]
158
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,566
[crickets chirping]
159
00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,530
Funk, Funk!
160
00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,195
[crowd chanting]
Funk, Funk, Funk, Funk, Funk!
161
00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,794
Are you saying,
"Thunk, Thunk, Thunk"?
162
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,620
[chanting]
No, no, no, no, no!
163
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,286
It's like they don't get that I am Funk.
164
00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,335
Because you're not. But don't worry.
165
00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,879
We're a team.
The brains and the beauty.
166
00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,423
And you. Ooga booga!
167
00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,626
[crowd laughing]
168
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,387
Anyone here from Ahhh! Valley?
169
00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,049
[cheering]
170
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,431
Those who can't do, teach.
171
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,854
And those who are too lazy to teach
are named Squawk.
172
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,814
- Ooga Booga!
- [guffawing]
173
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,268
Uh, mind if we get a picture?
174
00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,725
Uh, sure. Yeah.
175
00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,324
Uh, no. Who are you?
I'm talking to the funny one.
176
00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,159
[Grug] How was your day, son?
177
00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,408
Not great.
178
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,490
Oh, I was talking to my other son, Funk.
179
00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,076
Um, you don't mind if I call you son,
do you?
180
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,162
You don't mind if I call you ugly, do you?
181
00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,748
This guy...
182
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,586
Wait. I know this meat.
183
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:43,961
I used to be this meat.
184
00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,304
[yelps]
185
00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,177
[impact grunts]
186
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,227
Ow!
187
00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:57,975
Mom?
188
00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,481
You're missing Funk.
189
00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,152
[Grug]
Funk's "playing dead" bit is so funny!
190
00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,362
- It's like he's really dead!
- [everyone laughs]
191
00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,263
[groans] I know everyone
192
00:08:07,288 --> 00:08:09,637
finds Funk funny, but not me.
193
00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,988
He's loud and obnoxious and the whole
making jokes about death thing?
194
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,326
Death isn't funny.
195
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,581
I for one agree.
196
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,212
[screams]
197
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,868
Thunk, maybe I don't know jokes,
198
00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,700
but I know you, and you are
199
00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:24,112
a lot funnier than that jerk skull.
200
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,630
- [all laughing]
- [Eep] Funk, you're hilarious.
201
00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,340
You are Funk Rood, right?
202
00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,797
[sighs] I am and I'm not.
203
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,176
But yeah, I got into this
to make people laugh, at me.
204
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,975
And that's what I'm going to do.
205
00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,848
[grunting]
206
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,345
[screams]
207
00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,478
[chuckling]
208
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,947
Hey, Ugga, you gotta see Funk's
impression of you at the Laughing Pit.
209
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,574
[chuckling]
Oh, man, he's got you down.
210
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,947
[groans]
211
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,362
Straight from belly of bear owl,
212
00:08:57,401 --> 00:08:59,608
Funk Rood!
213
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,464
[sighing] The chickuna
asks for a second opinion,
214
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,212
so I say, "Okay, you smell bad, too."
215
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,585
[chuckles, sighs]
216
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,256
Hey, where Grug son going?
217
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,553
Grug son going to tell jokes.
218
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:18,097
[laughs] That funniest thing
Grug son ever say.
219
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,983
- [gasps]
- But still not very funny.
220
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,441
You no take stage ever.
Where Funk?
221
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,521
Funk's not here tonight.
222
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,234
Oh, yeah? Then where am I?
223
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,936
[yelping]
How did you even get here?
224
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,447
I've always been here.
225
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:34,118
- [screams]
- You forgot Funk, Thunk.
226
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,789
Hey, your names rhyme.
227
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,078
[chuckling] There a joke in that?
228
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,792
That one's free, on me.
229
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,253
Come on, you wanted laughs?
230
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,173
I'm getting them.
Where's the problem?
231
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,711
I wanted to be good at something.
232
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,125
Me, not some skull on my hand.
233
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,634
You are good at something.
234
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,505
You do that great impression of a dummy.
235
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,592
[growls]
236
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,595
That's it! [grunting]
237
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,758
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
238
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,767
Stop hitting yourself,
stop hitting yourself.
239
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,639
You stop hitting yourself!
Oh, wait, I control you.
240
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,064
[gasps]
241
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,605
- Is this a bit?
- This isn't what I wanted.
242
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,149
Maybe I'm not good at making people laugh.
243
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,324
Don't look at me.
244
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,861
I'm just your anxiety talking.
245
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,284
Everybody, I'm...
246
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,284
[screaming]
247
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,696
[grunting]
248
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,865
[screaming]
249
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,127
[sighs] Oh!
250
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,209
I'm...
[screaming]
251
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,844
[grunting]
252
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,760
[sighs] Oh, I'm...
253
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,054
[grunting]
254
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,847
I'm okay.
255
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,390
[crickets chirping]
256
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,024
[guffawing]
257
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,771
[crowd laughing]
258
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,074
Now that was funny.
259
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,939
Our son hurt himself...
260
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,525
And survived!
261
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,280
So funny!
262
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,617
Grug son fall, make Amber laugh.
263
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:05,503
That funniest thing Amber ever see.
264
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,582
[chuckles] Really?
265
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,166
Me? Grug son?
266
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,131
Yeah!
267
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,631
Grug son even funnier than Funk.
268
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:16,474
Funk over-rely on catchphrase,
"Ooga booga."
269
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,716
Grug son rely on pain!
270
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,514
Much funnier!
271
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,765
[sighs]
272
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,015
You're gonna live with me now, Funk.
273
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,982
You've still got it.
274
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,186
Ooga booga!
275
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,123
See?
276
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,882
First the buffalippo smell
277
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,358
to find out if they like each other.
278
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,632
[sniffing]
279
00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:56,399
[Ugga] Ooh, he is really sniffing up
what she's sweating out.
280
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,969
Then they do a courtship dance,
281
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,367
ending with them touching horns,
282
00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:03,996
which means they're mates forever.
283
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,347
Aww!
284
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,733
Or until we eat them.
285
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,139
[groans]
286
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:21,872
Hey!
287
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,580
That other male's
trying to jerk them apart.
288
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,831
Well, sure, sweetie.
289
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,462
Every species has jerks.
290
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,171
[chuckles]
Beat it, jerkalippo.
291
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,667
Looks like love wins again.
292
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,384
- Hey.
- Kevin?
293
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,134
You watch animal courtships?
294
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,347
Yeah, but I think of it as watching two
hearts become one.
295
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,508
Isn't nature so beautiful?
296
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,211
But the reason I'm
here now is to ask you
297
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:53,672
out to a romantic sunset dinner, Eep.
298
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,651
My mom will have to catch and kill
the prey for us, but still...
299
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,516
- [birds chirping]
- Sorry, what?
300
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,410
All I hear is birds singing
as if for the first time.
301
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,240
Oh, I said I came to ask you on a date.
302
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,656
[squeals]
Oh, Kevin.
303
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,905
A thousand times yes...
304
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,788
Eep, you are not going out
on a date with him, and that is final.
305
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,496
- But, but, I... I'm cute.
- No, nope. Forget it.
306
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,167
Don't even make eye contact.
307
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,546
Hey.
308
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,883
Okay, I'll go.
309
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,638
But I'll never forget you, Eep.
310
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,771
- Hey, Mal, wanna go on a date?
- Me? Am I Mal?
311
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,271
I am Mal!
Yes, yes!
312
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,483
[giggling]
313
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,370
Well, I'd say I handled
that, uh, what's a
314
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,808
word that means better than perfect?
315
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,281
[snarling]
316
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,663
Eep, I can see you're angry,
but I know what is best for you.
317
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,082
Kevin is no good.
318
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,370
He's the kind of jerk I was talking about.
319
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,044
And you're not gonna change my mind
by foaming at the mouth.
320
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,923
- [shouts]
- [shrieking]
321
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,917
Just go to the hunt, Grug, and run!
322
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,253
- [Eep snarling]
- No, Ugga.
323
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,337
If I show fear now,
324
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,302
then any time I do something
she doesn't like,
325
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,510
she'll think I'll just...
326
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,762
- [growls]
- [shrieks]
327
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,177
[grunting]
328
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,059
Okay, I'm calm.
329
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,601
You can get off now.
330
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,104
[scoffs] Nice try, but your hackles
haven't even gone down.
331
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,188
[hissing]
332
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,523
[bellowing]
333
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,648
- Huh?
- [bellowing continues]
334
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,105
Hey, look.
335
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,077
The buffalippos are getting ready
to touch horns.
336
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,698
- Aww.
- Aww.
337
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,785
Wait.
338
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,789
Am I old enough to see this?
339
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,127
Yes, yes.
Be with him!
340
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,801
Be with your Kevin.
341
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,879
Before your heartless
buffalippo father ruins it.
342
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,385
Eep, your dad was only
looking out for you.
343
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,888
He's not heartless.
344
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,739
He's actually a sweet
345
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,123
and gentle caveman, who...
346
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,602
Kill the meat, kill the meat!
347
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,653
With the worst timing possible.
348
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,608
[screaming]
349
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,108
No!
350
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,940
He can't destroy another young romance.
351
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,146
Not for some stupid meal.
352
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,657
Wait, Eep, no!
353
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,529
Kids, stop!
354
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,406
Eep, Thunk, do you not hear me
using my Mom voice?
355
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,372
Or have you realized it's an empty threat
with no real power to control you?
356
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,053
Well, it's all I got, so you
come back here right now!
357
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,169
[groans]
I'm going home.
358
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,720
[panting]
359
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,643
Careful, Munk.
360
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,180
Make sure you have a clear shot
before you throw.
361
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,425
You got it, buddy.
362
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,756
[imitating Grug]
Just kidding.
363
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,889
Throw now!
364
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,057
You got it, buddy.
365
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,055
Wait.
I didn't say that... ow!
366
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,857
[grunts]
367
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,650
Guys, what are you doing?
368
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,533
That was going to be our dinner!
369
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,200
And my new head hair.
370
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,656
She just fell in love!
371
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,123
And I'm not letting you
crush her dreams, Dad!
372
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,785
We're not trying to crush her dreams,
just her entire body!
373
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,536
Buffalippos have dreams?
374
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,627
Huh.
375
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,672
I wonder if they're the same as mine.
376
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,801
[thunder rumbling]
377
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,473
That's it. Run, girl!
378
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,394
No one can stop you
from reaching your one and only.
379
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,314
[panting]
380
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,431
Love makes you brave.
381
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,977
Love makes you strong.
382
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,650
Love makes you go number one.
383
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,316
No! Don't stop!
384
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,978
Hunters are coming!
385
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,986
[Grug]
We are right on your tail...
386
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,738
[stammers]
wherever you are!
387
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,450
Fine, fine, you did your thing.
388
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,030
Now let's, uh...
389
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,945
Oh, come on!
390
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,373
Move!
391
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,833
Do it for true love!
392
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,003
[bellowing]
393
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,790
[shouts, grunts]
394
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,165
She's being difficult.
395
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,752
Can't say I blame her.
396
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,127
These are delicious.
397
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,880
Which means we need something
398
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,202
even tastier to lead her away.
399
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,761
And I know just the thing.
400
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,557
Oh, buffalippo.
401
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,313
Dinner's served.
402
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,904
If I were you, I'd start here
and eat to the top,
403
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,321
where you'll find a tiny surprise...
404
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,490
my brain.
405
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,648
Mmm.
406
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,315
[screaming]
407
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,873
- [grunting]
- [straining]
408
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,332
What gives?
409
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,083
I'm offering you
the meal of a lifetime here.
410
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,826
Now eat!
411
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,255
- [grunts]
- Food isn't the answer, Thunk.
412
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,640
Romance is out there waiting for her.
413
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,848
We just have to get her to hear its call.
414
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,520
Okay, Munk, set your rock to stun.
415
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,979
And fast! Thunk, go hide and lure her
with a buffalippo mating call.
416
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,151
Me?
Why would I be able to do that?
417
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,820
'Cause it's weird, and you're Thunk.
418
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,188
[chuckles]
Hey, yeah.
419
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,025
Watch and learn.
420
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,992
[wailing]
421
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,373
Wrong call, wrong call.
422
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,002
Yeah, it was more like, um...
423
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,289
[howling]
424
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,128
[growling]
425
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,300
[hissing]
426
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,467
[sighs] Maybe it's more like...
427
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,313
- [buffalippo bellowing]
- [gasping]
428
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,312
[gasps]
Her Kevin!
429
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,610
[laughing]
430
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,689
[shouts, grunts]
431
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,862
Have fun finding your love.
432
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,902
But you'll never find a meal
as good as me ever again.
433
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,407
Time to bonk some prey!
434
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,118
Aw, it's just my son.
435
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,488
Well, dinner's dinner.
436
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,249
[sighs]
437
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,210
I just cannot get eaten today.
438
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,170
[panting]
Almost there.
439
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,040
This is all I've ever wanted.
440
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,917
[stammering]
I mean, you've ever wanted.
441
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,183
[gasps]
No!
442
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,524
No, stop!
443
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,269
That's not your Kevin.
444
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,185
[grunts]
No!
445
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,197
No way.
446
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,358
You are not going with this jerk,
and that's final.
447
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,411
[nervous chuckling]
448
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,331
And by jerk,
I was just "jerking" around.
449
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,331
[chuckles]
450
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,214
[bellowing]
451
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,961
[screams]
452
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,545
[panting]
453
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,299
[screams]
454
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,432
Eep!
Are you okay?
455
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,974
No, I'm mad.
Can't she see this guy's no good?
456
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,185
And I'm just trying to look out for her.
[winces] Oh.
457
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,185
I guess that's all you were trying
to do for me, weren't you, Dad?
458
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,492
[panting]
459
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,910
Help!
460
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,370
Hey, don't throw that rock, Munk.
You might hit Eep.
461
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,450
No, don't throw that rock, either.
462
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,868
[bellowing]
[Eep screaming]
463
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,326
I've got a better idea.
464
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,997
Yoo-hoo!
465
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,917
Loverboy!
466
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,586
Graze this field often?
467
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,177
Dad?
I don't think he's into you.
468
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,723
[exclaiming]
469
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,018
Um...
[chuckling]
470
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,361
But he's definitely on to you.
471
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,899
[shrieking]
472
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,939
[screaming]
473
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,744
[straining]
474
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:42,991
[panting]
475
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,584
[straining]
476
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,575
Pucker up.
477
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,246
[buffalippos bellowing]
478
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,505
- Dad!
- Eep!
479
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,887
Tree!
480
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,847
[moaning]
481
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,927
Sorry I foamed at the mouth
at you, Dad.
482
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,345
No, it's all right.
483
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,523
I overreacted when Kevin asked you out.
484
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,562
I should've known
you'd learn the lesson yourself...
485
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,766
after we both nearly died.
486
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,857
Well, at least everything's settled now.
487
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,152
- [stomach growling]
- Almost everything.
488
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,066
[buffalippo grunting]
489
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,617
Eh.
490
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,658
[bellowing]
491
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,368
[Eep clears throat]
492
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,170
Go ahead, you crazy kids.
493
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,802
Looks like love wins again...
494
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,595
again.
495
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,218
What are you doing here?
496
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,845
Asking you out on a date.
497
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:51,482
Only this time, we won't let your
heartless father come between us.
498
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,650
What about your date with Mal?
499
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,019
Oh, that? That was amazing.
500
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:56,936
Ready to go?
501
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,194
[laughs]
502
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,816
You know what, Kevin?
503
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,993
My dad isn't heartless.
504
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:03,992
You are.
505
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,373
So take a hike, jerkalippo.
506
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,621
But... but... but I'm...
507
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,753
I'm cute.
508
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,120
Hey, but...
509
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,956
[whimpering]
510
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,836
[sniffing]
511
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,338
[wincing]
512
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,506
[whimpering]
513
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,346
Aw! Pretty sweet. Huh, Dad?
514
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,720
It sure is, honey.
515
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,597
[stomach growling]
516
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,935
Now how about we go hunt
some lonely animals?
517
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,190
Yeah. I am starving.
518
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,693
[laughing]
519
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,631
Synced by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
520
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:49,195
Whoo-oh-oh-oh
521
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,365
Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum
522
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,995
Whoo-oh,
ba-dum-dum ba-dum
523
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,173
Whoo-oh, ba-dum-dum
524
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,963
Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum
525
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,684
Whoo-oh-oh-oh
526
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,760
Ba-dum-dum
527
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,305
Ba-dum-dum ba-dum
528
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:13,905
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
35267
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
