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Previously on Danger 5...
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I think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after.
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Just remember,
have Holly back before 10:00.
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I finally finished the dishes!
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Whatever.
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NOOOOOOO!
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I'm broken, McKenzie.
You need to fix me.
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Who the hell are you?
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When you want news,
we give you news.
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Metro City News
with Jenny Sakamoto.
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Metro City
is in lockdown tonight,
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as former military superteam
Danger 5
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are hunted by law enforcement
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after kidnapping
high school senior Holly de Palma.
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Freeze! MCPD!
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Get down! Get down!
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Where's the girl?!
Where's the goddamn girl?!
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These commie bastards
killed Holly's friends, her family
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and any chance of her
growing up emotionally stable.
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But Captain Bramman,
Danger 5 are the good guys.
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Detective Jackson's one of us.
He's a cop!
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Maybe someone set him up.
Yeah.
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No! Not the dream!
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But, Captain, it's Christmas.
Hmm?
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We've been working triple shifts.
We're super sleepy!
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That's why FBI Agent Mengele
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is handing out
military-grade stamina pills.
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I've just got three Christmas wishes
for you this year, ladies.
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Number one -
sex with my wife. Oh, Lord.
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Number two...
..Danger 5 in the electric chair.
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And number three -
that commie piece of shit Jackson
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hanging by the cojones
in this goddamn range!
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Shaky-shake-shake.
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That's it, man. I can't relax.
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We gotta get outta here, man!
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Pierre! I can clear this up
with Captain Bramman, OK?
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Hell, he'll probably throw in
that big Christmas bonus
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and I can finally buy a jacuzzi.
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Relax, Jackson - I own this place.
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Yeah, I know...
It's police-proof.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
It's my birthday.
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And I'd like to celebrate it
with my fugitive friends.
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Yeah. OK, OK.
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Is that jealousy I smell
on your breath?
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You'll always be number one
potato in my soup.
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Use this drug orange
to neutralise Dangerous 5
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and bring me the girl.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Does anybody care that
I'm handcuffed to the bar?!
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Hitler's after you, Holly.
It's for your own safety.
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Why do we have to stay
in this stinkin' place?
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Metro City's, like, the shopping
capital of the universe.
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We should go on a spree!
C'mon! It's your birthday.
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Ah, shush, Holly.
Just enjoy your banana split.
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Enjoy yourself, like Tucker!
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Mmm, yeah. Ugh...
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I guess revenge
really does make you feel good.
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An orange! Perfect!
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Hey!
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Whatever.
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A noisy orange?
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Just my luck! They're the best!
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I call this one the Naked Fugitive.
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Mmm!
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Hey, salute.
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Uh... ugh...
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Ohh, that's a good drink.
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Naked time begins.
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Psst. Psst!
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Hitler deserves to die, Mengele!
We must continue as planned.
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Hitler's reign as leader
of the Fourth Reich must end!
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Now, milk me
with those supple hands.
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Yes, Mr Pedro.
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Uh, m-mein Fuhrer!
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I'm putting her back together!
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You know I wanted Claire alive!
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I loved her.
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So much!
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No! The Power-Stream!
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Well done, Tucker.
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You've become a ninja,
you've avenged your wife
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and you've fixed up your grief.
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You deserve this manly reward.
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I've heard people
do this all the time.
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Excuse me, madam.
Could you hold this, please?
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It'll cost extra.
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Ta, Claire.
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Stop drifting off and
help me push out our baby!
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Uh, baby?
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But-but-but,
but we never intercoursed!
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Uh... um, uh...
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Uh, oh...
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Aaagh!
Get him out of me!
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- Uh, yep, uh...
- Uh...
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Agh! You're not my baby, Hitler!
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- Where'd everybody go?
- I dunno.
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Right. You're coming with me.
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To go shopping?
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Yes. To go shopping.
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You have?
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Ilsa, I can smell
drugs on you. You're wasted.
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I've been waiting for
this moment... for so long.
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YEAH!
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Mmm?
Do you have any rubbers, Ilsa?
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I just don't know where you've been.
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Uh, I mean... uh... Shit!
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I'm just trying to be careful!
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My lucky dollar.
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My lucky day.
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Dammit!
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Oh, thank you for buying
my freedom, friend.
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One day I'll repay you.
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I'm countin' on it, ball.
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Oh! Oh... Ow.
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OK, come on, come on, come on.
What I got? What I got?
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OK, a bullet, lint,
a disc full of holes.
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Uh...
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Hmm.
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Nice.
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Goddammit.
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What kind of kinky
commie shit is Jackson into?
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Sonofabitch.
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Nothing here except
Christmas ham and calendars.
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Guess you gotta keep 'em cold.
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Has anybody got any goddamn leads?!
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Hey! You there - you piece of shit!
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What do you know?
Mmm?
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Hmm. Oh. Oh, yeah, great.
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Hmm... Hmm!
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Hey! It's Santa!
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Uh... Oh, I'm sorry, young lady -
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it's, uh, closing time, and Santa
must return to the North Pole.
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Nuh-uh, Santa. You're gonna tell me
where all the hot specials are!
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Hey, missy, I don't know
where anything is.
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This ain't even my full-time gig.
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I make my own brand of mayonnaises.
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Hot... specials!
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Ohh! Jesus wept!
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G'day. Is this the police?
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Oh, yes. Well, this is TUCKER!
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Yes! The FUGITIVE Tucker!
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I'm holding the girl hostage
in Bramwells' Department Store.
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Come and get me.
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What?
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Oh. Men's shoes.
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Stop!
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Give me that issue
of Bravo Teens Magazine.
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Sure. Here.
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Oh! What about this copy of Eggs?
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No!
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Fine. Santa will have it.
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Look out! He's got a gun!
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Clear the area. Watch your six!
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Freeze! MCPD! Everybody down!
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Goddammit.
This place smells like a dick!
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Go! Go!
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Uh, just a sec.
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Here we go. Now we're ready.
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Gotcha, you sonofabitch.
Captain Bramman! We were gonna...
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What the hell?!
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Rookie, get off me!
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Oh. Ah!
Get off me!
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That's pretty low for a cop.
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Relax, Captain. She's with me.
Sure.
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That's what they all say,
you sick you piece of shit.
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No! We've been set up!
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We've been set up! We've been...
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Hmm...
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G'day, mate.
Ugh!
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The store's closed, dammit, and I
haven't got enough sweet stuff yet!
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Yes, that's it - keep making noise.
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Damn right I will!
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I'm a paying customer
and I demand satisfaction!
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Listen, Holly,
I've spoken to Mr Bramwells
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and he says you can stay here
as long as you like.
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Really?
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Yes! So go on, have your spree.
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Well, come help me try on stuff!
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No. I've got bunyips to hunt.
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Down.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes!
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Wow!
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A Gina Lombardi rock'n'roll jacket...
Huh?
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..with leg warmer sleeves?!
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I've got a twenty on the girl.
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Yeah!
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Oh! An apple. Ohh.
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Argh!
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Huh?!
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Argh! Fluorescent tubes!
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Goddammit.
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10 years I called you
my best man, Jackson.
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Now you're a commie
kidnapper piece of shit.
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No! No, no, no, no, no.
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I watched you eat every last piece
of my wife's meatloaf,
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you pinko piece of shit!
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I got the beanbag rounds, Captain.
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Do you know how much paperwork there
is when a cop turns commie, huh?
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Yes!
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I haven't seen my wife for
three months, you piece of shit!
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Oh, your wife told me to say hi.
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Thanks, Rookie.
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Now let's show this goddamn
commie piece of shit
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how we treat goddamn commie
pieces of shit.
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Hello, Ilsa.
It's been a while.
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There is no escape, Ilsa.
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No.
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Clever girl.
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Aaagh!
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The team has been framed, McKenzie's
vanished, my birthday is ruined.
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Everything has gone fish!
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Psst. Hey!
Huh?
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Happy birthday, Pierre.
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Oh! Oh! A cake! Oh, for me?
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Thank you, my friend. Oh!
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What is your name?
It's Louis Detroit, sir.
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And, well, I'm an aspiring
clarinet player.
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What is this? A demo?!
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Come on, man. It's real good stuff.
It'll set you free.
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You gotta put me on your label!
I don't know...
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Please just listen to the tape.
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Holy fish! This is good music!
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Really?! Yeah! I'm gonna make you
big, my friend. Yeah!
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Alright! Yeah!
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Oh! Oh! Gimme the keys!
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Gimme the keys!
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Do we have a deal?!
Sure! Sure!
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Hey! A hot wiener, popcorn,
milkshake and cheese maker combo!
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Don't run, honey!
We're here to help you!
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Huh?
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No! Why?!
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Cut the shit, Tucker, you fugitive!
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No, not the face!
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Piece of shit!
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Captain!
The Nazis are back!
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They set me up! I'm not a commie!
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Shut up, you red piece of shit.
Hey, no!
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Goddammit, Rookie!
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Give me a hand
with this piece of shit!
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Rookie?
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Hey, buddy! What are you doing here?
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Hey, buddy.
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Piece of shit!
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My God! Your face
looks like a piece of shit!
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Yah!
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I'm sorry, old friend,
but I cannot carry you any further!
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Goodbye, my friend.
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Mengele! Mengele!
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MENGELE!
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MENGELE!
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Ah. Hot meal.
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MENGELE!
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Wow! Scrunchie necklace!
261
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,079
Get your hands off me, lame-brain!
262
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,040
Hai...
263
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,039
Don't tell me what to do, Hitler!
264
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,999
Tucker! You've got
a serious attitude problem.
265
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,359
Ugh...
Huh?
266
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,079
I'm not dropping the katana.
267
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,400
It was a present,
and it... looks expensive.
268
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,479
Huh?
269
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,120
Lizardmen?!
270
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,519
NEIN!
271
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,879
Ewww!
272
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,560
Hey! He's got my jacket!
273
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:23,799
Flamethrower? Nunchakus? Bazooka?
Dammit! Which one to choose?
274
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,959
No!
275
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,800
a 3000cc Super Mike Super Bike!
276
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,480
Me too!
277
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,880
Goddammit! Where'd he come from?
Where'd he come from, Chief?!
278
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,320
Slam-dunk-a-saurus.
279
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,320
Agh!
280
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,000
Ugh! Uh...
281
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,600
Come on. Come on!
282
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,800
I need a cigarette!
283
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,199
Agh! Ilsa! Get this thing off of me!
284
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,120
Aagh! Aaagh!
285
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,799
Where's Hitler, fossil-face? Huh?
286
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,560
Did you eat him, huh?
287
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,080
Nothing but noodles.
288
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,639
Aagh! Guys!
289
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,839
Hey! Now HE'S got my jacket!
290
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,839
Huh?
291
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,639
Take Hitler to the SWAT van.
292
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,400
I'll kill these mammals.
293
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,080
Agh! Fire! Anything but fire!
294
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,760
After them, my friends!
Hitler's our prize! It's not coming off!
295
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,280
Hmm! Hmm!
296
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,440
What the wallaby are those
dinosaurs doing with Hitler?
297
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,239
I mean, none of this
makes any sense.
298
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,239
Oh, for goodness sake, Jackson!
299
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,839
Click-clack, buckle up, or
I'll turn this car right around!
300
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,399
It won't come out, goddammit!
301
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,679
Ugh!
302
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,359
Kiss me, Tucker!
303
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,759
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
304
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,240
Stop playing with my wife!
305
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,960
Whoa!
306
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,040
Hmm?
307
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,360
Ohh!
308
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,280
Face the might of Battle-Saurus!
309
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,079
Ha!
310
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,760
Get the hell down!
311
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,719
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
312
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,560
Whoa!
Whoa!
313
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,079
Come on Super Mike!
Get the lead out!
314
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,639
Aren't you the Turbo Edition?!
315
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,359
I'm sorry, Pierre.
The blue one is the Turbo Edition.
316
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,440
The blue one... blue one...
Uh, that's OK, my friend.
317
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,959
Hey, Ilsa, back at the bar,
I should've came prepared.
318
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,760
Can I get a redo?
319
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,160
Uh, remember?
I didn't have any rubbers?
320
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,400
Mmm... Uh...
321
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,399
Well, let's have
some music, shall we?
322
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,279
You're listening
to Radio Pierre.
323
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,480
Here's Louis Detroit
with Rainbow Dreams.
324
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,560
Uh... uh...
325
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,759
All the king's horses couldn't put
me back together again, Pierre.
326
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,319
Move on. Find another vehicle.
327
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,280
Never!
328
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,639
McKenzie! Where have you been?!
329
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,160
Where did you get that car from?!
330
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,000
I'll never die.
331
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,960
Ooh!
332
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,400
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
333
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,000
Ah. Thanks, my friend!
334
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,439
Anyone want a nibble? Hmm?
335
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,640
Hmm? I get grumpy
if I don't have a nibble.
336
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,759
Oop! Oh!
337
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,200
Hey, where'd the kid go?
338
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,320
Give me the goddamn jacket!
339
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,559
Aaagh!
Whoa!
340
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,240
Aaaaaarrrghh!
341
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,719
Ow!
342
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,520
She took that like a champ!
343
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,360
Get in the car, Holly.
And click-clack, buckle up, or...
344
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,280
Whoa!
345
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,119
Agh!
346
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,800
Time to fly!
347
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,920
Ohh!
Ooh.
348
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,599
Oh, no. She's dead as a boomerang.
349
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,720
Come on, team. Let's go, let's go.
350
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,080
But Hitler's getting away.
We're gonna lose him forever.
351
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,999
Huh?
Holly!
352
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,759
- What have they done to you?!
- Bingo. We got a fake ID.
353
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,439
It's from Vatican City! No!
Right.
354
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,400
Everybody in the car -
we're driving to the Vatican City.
355
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,120
You gotta be kidding me.
It's a Christmas miracle!
356
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,479
Holly came back to life.
357
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,759
Oh, no! My jacket!
358
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,039
Why didn't my Claire
come back to life, huh?
359
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,359
Hey.
360
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:03,359
These rips and tears
are totally Euro-chic!
361
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,400
Yay for dino damage!
362
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,559
Happy birthday, Pierre!
Happy birthday, Pierre!
363
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,559
Yeah!
Thank you! Thank you!
364
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,519
It's a great day.
I miss Claire!
365
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,960
New from Tamico!
366
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,079
Dr Mengele's getting away in his
Battle-Saurus Tyranno-Copter!
367
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,880
Here comes Rapid Fire
with the Danger-Zooka!
368
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,590
Yeah! Danger Damage!
369
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:25,897
Dr Mengele uses the
Evolution Chamber...
370
00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:27,435
..to evolve into Deluxe Nazi-Saurus
371
00:24:27,436 --> 00:24:29,035
with sonar exoskeleton attachment.
372
00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:30,235
Good thing Pierre brought his
373
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,675
Cocktail-Cannon to the Nazi Party!
374
00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:32,915
Chill out, my friend!
375
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,915
I'll get you, Danger 5!
376
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,035
Vacation Pierre,
Rock'n'Roll Mengele,
377
00:24:38,036 --> 00:24:40,355
Deluxe Nazi-Saurus with sonar
exoskeleton attachment,
378
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,355
Evolution Chamber,
Battle-Saurus
379
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,256
and Rapid Fire each sold
separately from Tamico.
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00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:51,339
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00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:52,836
Please don't let me wake up.
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00:24:52,886 --> 00:24:57,436
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