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DENISE: It is not
acceptable, David!
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If you are not committed
to this job, go now.
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PHONE RINGS Children's services.
MAN: 'Yeah, my baby shit his nappy.
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'There's shit everywhere, man!' OK.
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'You wanna come over and sort
it out?'
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WOMAN: 'School says my
son can't wear his hoodie,
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'but their mothers get to wear
their fucking hijabs!
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'It's bullshit!'
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I just wet myself a little bit
there. Thanks for the update.
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Who's your new friend?
Mum, this is Al. Oh! Good morning.
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What a nice young man.
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Neither nice nor young.
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'WOMAN: It's my fucking body!
I can starve it if I want!'
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Rose, why have you got an
old woman with you?
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It's Family And Friends
At Work Day.
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Actually, my brother is supposed
to be looking after her,
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but he's seriously ill.
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With a mild cold.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, why can't
a bloke just be ill without women
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endlessly taking the piss
out of him?
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Because real men bear their
suffering with dignity.
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Work? Remember that concept,
anyone?
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Chop-chop!
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Rose...can I have a quick word?
Shore. In the meeting room. OK.
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Chop-chop.
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No, sit.
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Stay.
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There.
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PHONES CONSTANTLY RINGING
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So...
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Having a meeting? I'm
just having a private chat with Al.
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I might take some notes, then.
No, you're all right.
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Bye.
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So, er, what's it about, then?
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I had a call from Ashburn
Children's Home. OK.
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Hang on a sec.
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SHE SIGHS
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So, Ashburn Children's Home had
a visit recently from that actor
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Cal Whitechurch, and an
incident occurred.
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What kind of incident?
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He made some kind of sexual overture
to a 14-year-old girl.
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Lee and I haven't had one of those
since National Impotence Day.
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Are we presuming that this
Cal Whitechurch
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has a predilection for very
young females?
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It could have been
instigated by the child.
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SHE SCOFFS Yeah, like it was with
Rolf and Jimmy.
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It might be what's happened
here, I don't know.
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She is 14.
There are some 14-year-olds that...
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I don't like the sound of myself
saying this,
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but there are 14-year-olds that
don't behave like kids any more,
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because they've been so either
groomed or because that's how
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they've learned to get what they
want from adults.
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She doesn't know what she's doing,
does she? She's a kid.
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He's the grown-up.
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Can I have a look at that
pen for a sec?
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Nitin?
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You're a nerdy wanker, and if you
report any of this to anyone,
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you are a dead man.
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What's that all about? It's my pen.
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Records conversations and
plays them back.
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How do you know about them?
Cause I'm a nerdy wanker as well.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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KNOCK IS REPEATED
Come.
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Don't skulk.
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Sorry, Denise. And don't apologise.
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Well, how are you getting on?
Yeah, good, thanks.
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Although my sinusitis
has really been playing up.
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But I found a, finally,
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a really good nasal spray and it
loosens the crusted mucus...
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How are you getting on with
the project? Um...
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It's not easy with my
current status,
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because I don't have access to the
right level of documents,
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and when I stand close to people
they just give me
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menial tasks to do and send
me away.
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Well, Ingrid is on sick leave for
the next few weeks.
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Would it help if I got you
to act up for her?
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Yes. OK.
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So, what are your impressions of
your colleagues and their
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work practices?
Well, Al is just a loser. I mean...
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Nitin, I am looking for
empirical indices of good working
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practices, not adolescent
value-laden judgements. Now, go.
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And use your new status wisely.
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Sorry, Denise. I mean, not sorry...
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Out.
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WOMAN: 'I only put up that revenge
porn to piss her off and now she's
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'saying I'm an unfit dad.'
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"Nitin is now acting up..."
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SHE SNORTS That's funny,
like you're a naughty toddler.
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"..acting up senior S/W...
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"for the duration of Ingrid Wil...
Wilman's leave."
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Great. That'll do. Can we CC that's
to everyone in the office, please?
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CC, senor!
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Just listen!
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GIRL'S VOICE IS INDISTINCT
I'm your responsible adult, OK?
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And I think we agreed, didn't we,
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that you'd only spend half
your pocket money on weed?
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EMAIL PINGS
Shit! Sorry, hang on a sec, Tyler.
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What?
Nitin is covering Ingrid's leave!
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Oh, God.
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Dictatorship of the twatatariat.
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What is Denise thinking of?
Maybe she's got a brain tumour.
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Tyler? Tyler, are you
there? 'Go fuck yourself, OK?'
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Well, telling
me to go fuck myself,
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that isn't going to happen with my
level of fitness and flexibility.
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No, you don't have to send an e-mail
to Martin because technically
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he is on sick leave. And either way,
it's not spelt Martine.
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I don't think he's a cross dresser.
I'm not, actually, Nat.
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And, Nitin, probably best to avoid
making comments on binary
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gender sartorial choices.
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OK.
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How many more of these, Nitin? Well,
now you're my PA, Nat, so... What?!
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Yeah, I've been promoted,
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so I'm going to be generating more
mail - I need a PA.
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I'm a receptionist!
Um, barely. Bless you!
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Try to avoid intellectual snobbery,
Martin.
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Oh, and, Nitin, if I've got to be
your PA, I want a pay rise and
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a new chair.
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Yeah, OK, yeah, consider it done.
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Dear...God!
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Oh, dear. The kitchen fairy
not turned up yet?
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Isn't the cleaner supposed
to have done it?
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She refuses,
said she'd rather get the sack.
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EXASPERATED SIGH
Denise,
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could you tell us why you've
temporarily promoted Nitin?
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No. Don't you think someone with
more experience
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might have been
more appropriate?
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Well, if you're alluding to you
or Rose, Alasdair,
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forgive me if I cannot visualise
either of you as promotion material.
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Bummer.
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Who is that woman, Rose? She's,
um... Work experience. Sorry?
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It's part of an inclusivity
initiative for the elderly.
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Make sure she doesn't affect
general efficiency.
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Christ, Rose, you'll be bringing in
your own mother next.
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But why isn't the e-mail sending?
Um...
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You need an address at the top here,
see? That's where the address goes.
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Thanks. Audrey, sit down, please.
Don't want to.
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Oh, dear, you seem to be struggling
a bit with Audrey, Nat.
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She's very sweet, but she's eaten
all my Bourbons and I've got all
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this extra admin from Nitin.
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Come on. I'm just going to go and
make us all a nice cup of coffee.
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I'll get Audrey to come
and help me, OK?
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Good luck with that. Come with me.
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Can I enlist your assistance in
a small project? Careful!
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You dropped your...your Bourbon.
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There you go. Come in.
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Someone is coming down from Elderly
Care so I can have a chat about Mum.
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Don't you mean the work experience?
Oh, yeah.
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Best to keep up the pretence. You
don't know who's listening and
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who's on Denise's team.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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Caitlin!
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You can't just ring and
then not speak.
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Personal call?
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Al, who was it?
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Not telling you.
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Yeah, very funny, Al.
I needn't remind you that Denise...
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Go and tell Denise, then,
cos I couldn't care less.
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Right. Disciplinary in five.
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You'd better go and see Baby Boss
man before he suspends you.
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At least I get a break.
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Now, I'm just going to...
pop for a quick tinkle.
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And then when I come back...
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we'll brew up
a whole mess of Java together.
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I want this one.
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Ah, no, chances are that's probably
passed its sell-by date.
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Yes, April...2014!
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I'll have this, then. No, no, no.
Do not touch. No, no... That's...
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That's Denise's beef jerky you...
you've got in your mouth. Just...
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That belongs to boss lady. So...
Just, just wait here a sec. I'll...
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I'll be back in a minute. Don't
touch any more food. So just...
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Just stay...
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Stay...
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That didn't take you long, Brutus.
Brutus, yes. Popeye's sworn enemy.
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Right, Al, I want to discuss the
children's home problem with you.
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Yeah, spy pen's not
so stupid now, eh?
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Look, I don't really need your
advice. I'll deal with it.
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Besides, I'm not going to report
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every single little piddling
development to you.
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I'll just wait until I get
a full picture of what's going on.
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Al, it's important for us to
establish that we are in control,
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so I suggest we set up an incident
room here and start interviewing...
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the suspects. There is only one
suspect - Cal Whitechurch.
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Cal Whitechurch...
Let's get him in.
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Is it just cos you want to
meet a celebrity?
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It's not OK Magazine
Does Social Workers.
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Lie detectors are quite...
effective.
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Any day now, the press are going to
get hold of this and then
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we're in trouble,
so we need to move fast.
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We can't just bring Cal Whitechurch
in here because you want a selfie.
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Just let me get down to the
children's home,
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have an informal chat with the staff
before this descends into mob rule.
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OK, well,
I set up an emergency strat meeting,
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so some extra information would
actually be useful.
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Right, what time's that?
15:00 hours.
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So it's three o'clock, is it,
in non-wanker time?
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I'll be back by then.
Al? Mess this up and you are toast.
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Oh, I'm so scared. You should be
because your future is in my hands.
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So, Audrey...
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Au...
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Audrey!
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Erm, where are you from again?
Elderly care. Elderly care.
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Rose. Oh, is this the elderly
lady in question?
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Poor old dear.
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Hello. I've never even
seen a Tena Lady.
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Oh, sorry, I thought...
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This is Ja-niece Williams from
elderly care. It's Janice.
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Take a seat.
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Not you. OK. Not you. OK.
Back to work.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about that. I hope you don't
mind me calling you.
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No, it's fine. We're just upstairs.
Oh, because my mother...
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She's been deteriorating quite
a lot over the last few weeks and
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she's staying with me
a couple of times.
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But she's simply
just not coping really.
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Right, well, you've got a few
options.
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You've got live in care... Yeah.
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..home care and, obviously,
residential accommodation.
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I can run you through
the specifics.
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Maybe I should just have
a quick word with your mum.
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SHE COUGHS
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Yeah, I'll just go and get her, OK?
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Lost something? Yeah, my mother.
Where is she?
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She went off somewhere with Martin.
Well, I wish you'd told me
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because that's why the elderly care
social worker's here. Sorry.
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I've got quite a lot... The phones
have been going lots. Yes, OK.
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Hello, social services, can I help?
This is quite urgent.
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I'm in a restaurant.
There's a woman with a baby.
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OK, I'm listening.
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She's breast-feeding.
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It's disgusting and you
shouldn't allow it.
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Hello. Oh, hi, again, yourself.
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What's this? Fucking Undateables.
Watch your language, lad. Fuck off.
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This is Jordan.
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His foster mother says he hit her
this morning. He's not denying it.
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Just thought I'd pop by
on my way to the station,
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check out his background
circumstances.
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Did you take a code 7?
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Yeah. 10-4.
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Would you mean?
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I was in the Met.
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Right.
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Well, let's sort matey out first,
yeah.
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Then you and I can have
a chat about your incompetent use of
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police terminology.
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Rose, Rose. Listen.
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I was desperate for the loo and
I left your mum in the kitchen
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for literally two minutes and when
I came back, she'd gone.
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Oh, God, what am I going to do?
I've got to go to a meeting.
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All right. You go to the meeting but
don't worry,
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I'll find her. I'll find her.
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Right, Al. Where are we at with this
children's home situation?
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All right, Night-in.
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Alistair, where are we with this
children's home situation?
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I'm concerned the press
are getting wind.
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There is no press there yet but...
I did say to Nitin
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that this story would get through
to them in no time.
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And I've had
so many calls already today.
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I've just said
no comment to all of them.
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Well, how has Mr Whitechurch
responded?
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Well, he naturally maintains
his innocence.
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He says he was never on his own
with her and he made
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no approach whatsoever.
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Why would he? He's a successful man.
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He can have anyone he wanted.
Or just go to a prozzy.
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Thanks for your contribution,
Germaine Greer.
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I don't think we should bring
Germaine Greer into it.
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She's been no platformed. Why,
what's wrong with wearing platforms?
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Audrey. There you are.
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Please, I am a married woman.
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No, Audrey. We can't have
you leaving. Police.
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Police! No, really, Audrey, please.
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Police! Please, please,
come with me.
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Everything is all right.
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Several members of staff concurred
that it is possible
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the child in question made
a sexual approach to Mr Whitechurch.
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What is the psychologist's
view on this situation?
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00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,040
Well, I would suggest that she...
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Child A has probably sustained
some previous emotional trauma.
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No shit.
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So, perhaps the best way forward
would be for someone from here with
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experience of Child A to
interview her and get to the truth.
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00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600
Does anyone know Child A?
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00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,000
I know Chantal reasonably well.
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Do you want me to have a word?
Please, Alistair, if you would.
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Report back to me. No, don't report
back to Night-in. Now let's move on.
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What else is on the agenda?
Item two. My new chair.
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(Jesus Christ.)
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Now, here we are, Audrey.
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You have a nice little seat down
here. Make yourself at home.
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And I'll just go and get Rose.
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Who the fuck's Rose?
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Step up your game. Stop drawing
cocks. It's not a cock. It's a tree.
294
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Good news. I found your mum.
295
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We went through this
20 minutes ago, OK?
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Green happens every week.
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00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,000
You're going to clean
the kitchen every week.
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I had so much work. We've all had
work. We're all working very hard.
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00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,520
And I'm just trying to help you
cos charts are very important.
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00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,200
Just here.
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00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:49,160
Oh, Jesus Christ. She's collapsed.
Call an ambulance. Oh, God.
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00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,800
I'm such a terrible daughter.
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00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,120
Mum, are you all right? Shh.
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00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:59,160
I think I saw a mouse.
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00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,720
Hi. Hi. Do you mind if we come in
and ask you a few quick questions?
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00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,200
Sorry, what was your name? Nat. Nat.
I'm from Social Sector Today.
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00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,800
We're doing a totally non-partisan
piece on the incident at the
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00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:25,840
Ashburn children's home. Oh, let me
come out cos this is a...
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confidential restricted bit.
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00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,480
Now, Rose is supposed to be dealing
with the press but she's not here.
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00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,360
Right, so perhaps you could make
a comment. No.
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00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,560
I'm not allowed to comment
I've been told
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not to speak to any journalists.
Oh, I'm not really a journalist
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00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,320
because we only write true,
good things in our paper.
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00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,560
Can you at least confirm
there's been an incident.
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00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,200
Oh, so you already know
about it? Oh, yeah.
317
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:51,240
Well, it would be stupid to deny it.
You're too clever for that. Thanks.
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00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,960
But I can't talk about the specifics
involving an actor who may or
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00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,960
may not be Cal Whitechurch.
Cal Whitechurch.
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00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,080
Yeah. Cal Whitechurch.
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00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,120
About whom there have been
accusations I cannot go into. Right.
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00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,320
Personally, I don't think he did it.
You don't? No.
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00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,840
He's not the type to
interfere with kids.
324
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,680
It's just something in his eyes,
I don't know, I just...
325
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,160
So he's been accused of
sexual assault of a minor?
326
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,600
Sorry, is he with you? Yes, yes. OK.
327
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,240
What is that? It's just
a little tape recorder.
328
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,840
It looks like lighter, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it? Yeah.
329
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,000
Where is it from?
Yeah, I got it online.
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00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,040
CHILDREN SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
331
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:41,240
Boys, boys, quiet down. Pack it in,
pack it in now. Pack it in.
332
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:49,160
Right, young lady.
333
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,840
Little bastard's knocked the tip off
my helmet. OK, Chantal.
334
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,640
You said something happened to you
335
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,320
which you reported
to the staff here.
336
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,800
Could you just repeat it for us?
337
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,800
That actor that was here
yesterday...
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00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,400
he felt me up.
339
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,840
I'm telling you he felt me up.
340
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,880
Could you be more specific?
He touched my bum really.
341
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,840
OK, Chantal.
That's quite a serious accusation.
342
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,880
We'll have to follow that up
so if you want to change your mind,
343
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,280
no-one is going to judge
you or think badly.
344
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:30,040
I would. It's a false accusation.
Not helping.
345
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:34,080
He touched my bum.
346
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,240
OK, Chantal, thanks.
347
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,680
That must have been very
difficult for you.
348
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,920
Why don't we just leave it
overnight, hey?
349
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,960
If you want to come and see us,
talk things through,
350
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,080
you know where I am, OK?
Usual place.
351
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:56,200
These looked-after kids.
Can't trust them.
352
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,400
That's the kind of
non-judgmental compassion
353
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,440
these looked-after kids
can always rely on.
354
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,640
I better report straight to Denise.
355
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,680
No getting around it, Ally, you got
to tell me. Get used to it, fella.
356
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,040
OK, well, I spoke to Child A
357
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,400
and she maintains it was all
the actor and she did nothing,
358
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,840
nothing at all, so I don't really
know where we go from here, OK?
359
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,600
If she's determined to stick
to that story,
360
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,000
we have to get the police involved.
PC Roy's in attendance.
361
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,360
I mean a real policeman,
plainclothes, not PC Plumb.
362
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,640
Nitin, this is going to be hugely
traumatic for Chantal.
363
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,480
So can we wait, please?
364
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,960
Get some more support around
her before we expose her
365
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,920
to the full glare of the press?
366
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,960
You got till sundown tonight, boy.
367
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,720
What can't you watch
Game Of Thrones like everyone else?
368
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,760
PHONE RINGS
'Hello.'
369
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,040
Shh.
370
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,080
She's gone off.
371
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Chantal. What's the matter?
Are you OK? I need to talk to you.
372
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,120
OK, come here.
373
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,840
Do you want anybody else to be in
the room with us? No.
374
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,680
I just want to talk to you.
375
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,480
I'm sorry you've had to go
through all this.
376
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,520
I know it must have been awful. I'm
not a horrible person. I know that.
377
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,600
I needed the money.
378
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,320
Sorry? What money?
379
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,960
Well, it always says at the
bottom of a newspaper,
380
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
"Do you know something
about a celebrity?"
381
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,840
So I made something up.
382
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,320
Thought I could sell the story.
383
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,960
So, wait, are you saying none
of this happened?
384
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,720
Well, some of it happened.
Which bit? I met him.
385
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,520
I can see you're not going to get
much for that.
386
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,960
I can see why you made something up.
387
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,120
What do you need the money for?
388
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,160
My brother, Cody, he got debts
he can't pay and they'll hurt him.
389
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,000
What sort of debts?
390
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,480
Well, he was taking some drugs
to someone and the drugs
391
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,920
got nicked so they want him
to pay the money.
392
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,000
Or they'll hurt him.
393
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,040
Where does he live? Same place
as me. How old is he? Nine.
394
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,200
What are you doing? New chair
and a pay rise, remember?
395
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,960
Yeah, obviously, I can't do that.
396
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,160
Oh, well, don't worry. I took the
emergency tenner from your Chewbacca
397
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,040
pencil case
and this will do for now.
398
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,120
OK, Nat, that is my orthopaedic
lumbar support chair, OK?
399
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,080
It cost me a fortune. Oh, good.
400
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,120
I'll stick it on eBay and get
something a bit more fun.
401
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,160
Martin's recovering.
He's having a nice lie down.
402
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,280
Presumably without Audrey
on top of him.
403
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,800
Did you get the Chantal
thing sorted out?
404
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,200
I mean, God,
after we both defended her.
405
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,920
At least she told the
truth in the end.
406
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,880
Quite rare for one of those Ashburn
kids to come up trumps.
407
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,400
Well, let's hope it comes
in under the press radar.
408
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Well, on that note, our Natalie
had rather a good chat with
409
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,600
a "not really a journalist"
and spilt the beans.
410
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,640
The whole can. Oh, God, no.
Don't worry.
411
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,160
Because I managed to track down
the journalist and I thoroughly
412
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,600
enjoyed telling her she didn't
have a story any more.
413
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,560
And I also pointed out
that she's working in
414
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,480
a dying media because print
journalism is finally fucked.
415
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,800
Well done, Lord Leveson.
So what's happening with Audrey now?
416
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,160
Elderly care sorting her
somewhere residential?
417
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,840
Are you kidding? She didn't even
come up to their needs threshold.
418
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,440
Running amok with no tights on?
Well, quite.
419
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,000
But I've given her some felt tips.
420
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,480
I've let her loose on Nitin's chart
and there should be
421
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,560
a result any second now.
422
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,520
No, no, no. Why would you do this?
423
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,560
Why would you do anything
like this? Bingo.
424
00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:59,160
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