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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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No.
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What?
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Tights aren't pants.
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This is a workplace.
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No, these are pants.
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Were they in the underwear
section or the pants section?
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It's a Korean clothing store.
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Everything's in one bin.
Oh.
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I'll tell you what...
bring all your clothes
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over to my house tonight.
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You can try everything on,
and I'll tell you
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what's underwear and what isn't.
Mmm.
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Perfect. Then we can go buy
clothes for you at Build-A-Bear.
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Freedom!
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Braveheart.
George Michael.
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I prefer George Michael,
but this time it's neither.
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It's freedom from my dad.
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Oh, my gosh, is this...?
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Yes, it is.
Do-do you mean...?
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I do.
And-and he...?
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Uh-huh!
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Will somebody just say
a complete sentence?
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Tights aren't pants.
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(groans)
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You look very happy right now.
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I am happy, Eli.
(laughs)
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I'm very happy. You know why?
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'Cause my dad's finally getting
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his ankle monitor bracelet
off tonight.
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Which means tomorrow, he gone.
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VERONICA:
Wait.
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Your dad has
an ankle monitor bracelet?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, a few years ago,
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he got tricked
into taking a job.
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And then...
then he took the fall
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for all the illegal stuff
they'd been doing.
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How did they trick him
into taking the job?
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They said, "Crawford,
would you like a job?"
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Yeah.
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So he's finally free
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to live wherever he wants.
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And Camila and I can go back
to having sex
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anywhere in the house.
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But what about
your kids?
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Oh, no, they're cool.
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They-they don't care
about that stuff.
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Well, wait, I mean,
where's your dad gonna go?
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I don't know.
You know, I figure
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I put one of those
umbrella hats on him
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and just drop him off
at a national park.
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Hey, you guys
should come
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to the ankle monitor bracelet
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removal ceremony tonight.
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ELI:
Oh!
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I'm in. Just being
around a leaving dad
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gives me hope for the future.
Right?
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Uh, I can't.
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I have a date.
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Oh, yeah? Is he Asian?
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No.
Racist.
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Daddy took me to the zoo
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Na, na, na, na
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Just to see
something brand-new
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Na, na, na
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So many stars up in the sky
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So many questions have I
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Na, na, na, na
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Daddy took me for a ride.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Edna, what are you doing?
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I clean these cobwebs off TV.
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That's Spider-Man.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, my God, Dad,
have you moved at all today?
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No.
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But neither did Stephen Hawking.
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You gonna go bug him?
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All right, guys,
I'm heading out.
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Where you going?
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I'm going to Warner's.
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They are having a party
because Crawford is leaving.
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Can you say "leaving"?
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Leaving?
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Come on, Daddy, you can do it.
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Leaving.
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Oh, that's
a good daddy!
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I can't believe we're finally
getting our house back.
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I know. I can't believe
this is really happening.
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I feel like we're watching
an animal be released
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back into the wild.
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That's it?
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That's it.
You're free to go.
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Go on, boy.
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Go on. You can do it.
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(gasps)
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(Crawford chuckles)
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He probably smells my dad on me.
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He'll be good to go
in a day or two.
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So... so that's it?
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Done?
Yeah.
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Oh, uh, unless you'd
like to discuss
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some exciting new developments
in the federal tax law.
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No?
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Okay.
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Well, that's that.
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Now to begin
the long, arduous task
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of finding a new place to live.
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Strap yourselves in, guys.
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This could take weeks,
months, maybe even...
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Found it!
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What?
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Wow, look at that.
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It's a senior condo facility.
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With golf and-and tennis and...
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Aw!
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Look, they have
one of those cats
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that climbs up on your lap
when you're about to die.
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What, you-you think
I should live here?
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Yeah, it'll be great.
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Well, don't you think we should
look at some other places or...?
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Shh. Hey. Hey.
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Crawford, you're free.
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(laughs):
I'm free.
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We're all free.
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Warner! Warner,
she's hurting me!
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Okay, stop.
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Okay, Eli, get a Xanax
and a People magazine.
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Honey, stop it.
No, no, not the one
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with Tori Spelling on the cover.
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They all have
Tori Spelling on the cover!
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(banging pan)
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(groans)
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Edna!
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Could you please be quiet?
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I really need to rest.
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Okay, I be quiet!
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(music sung in Spanish playing)
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Edna, please!
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What? That no Edna.
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That radio!
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I'm gonna go up to my room.
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I'm too weak to give a specific.
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But coiderexican music
insulted generally!
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(turns up volume)
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This is best part!
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(whoops)
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Arriba! Arriba! Arriba!
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Dad! Dad!
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Edna, what happened?
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He died.
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What?
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Oh, so sorry.
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?C?mo se dice?
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He almost died.
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Oh, my God! Doc! Doc!
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Is he gonna be all right?
Wow.
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You sounded
like Marty McFly just then.
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Now, uh,
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your dad has had
what we doctors call
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an adult-sized bangeroo
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of a heart attack.
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A heart attack?
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Oh, my God.
Dad, please wake up.
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I'm so sorry we
were fighting.
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We-we were
arguing earlier.
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Do you think that had
anything to do with it?
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Well, yeah.
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Duh.
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Boy, I really can't believe
what happened to David, hmm?
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You mean the heart attack?
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No.
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How fat he got.
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Yeah, you could really see it
in that hospital gown.
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It is such a shame.
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Yeah.
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Well, it looks like
you're almost packed.
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Are-are you
excited to finally
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get your own place and be
the captain of your own ship?
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I guess.
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(laughing):
Oh, come on.
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Oh, come on, this is
gonna be good for you.
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Look what happened
to David.
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You know,
he's cooped up with Eli,
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and it-it's not healthy.
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Don't you want
to make new friends?
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You're my friend.
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I... of cour...
of course I'm your friend.
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Yeah.
But I'm also your son.
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And-and, you know,
and that's...
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makes that impossible.
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Oh, come...
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You're gonna love this place.
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That's funny.
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I said exactly
the same thing to you
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right before I accidentally
shipped you off
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to that special-needs camp.
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Oh.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I remember.
Boy, you brought back
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so many trophies.
Yeah.
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Come on, Dad.
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Come back.
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(door opens)
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How's he doing?
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What?
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Shouldn't you be telling me?
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Okay, fine.
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I guess I will just do
everything around here.
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Where did you go
to medical school?
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Um, a little school
called Putnam Valley.
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Heard of it?
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No.
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Everyone says that.
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You've got a really
terrible bedside manner.
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And you are a tiny dad killer.
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(door closes)
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Oh, my God, Edna, what
if he doesn't make it?
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The last
conversation we had
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was him asking
me for help
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and me yelling at him.
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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I should've been a better son.
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I mean, I know he wasn't
always the greatest dad.
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And yes, he is
a completely
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self-obsessed
egomaniacal baby.
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That's why he's lived 65 years
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and doesn't have
a single friend.
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But this heart attack
was my fault.
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He extended his heart to me,
and I literally broke it.
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I just want to tell him
how sorry I am.
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Tell him that...
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I love him.
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Even if it means I get
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one of his disgusting
kisses on the lips
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followed by the coffee
and anchovy cross breeze.
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It's whitefish,
and I love you, too.
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Dad! Oh, my God,
you're awake!
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Edna, he's awake!
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Edna!
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Oh. Hey.
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Finally some peace and
quiet without your dad.
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Do you know how refreshing it is
to open the refrigerator
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and not have bite marks
in the cheese?
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(laughs)
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I know, it's so great having
the place to ourselves, right?
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Yeah.
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Did you talk to him today?
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Are you kidding me? No.
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I did... No, of course not, no.
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You know, I mean, I, you know,
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I tried to call him
a few times, and...
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sent him a few e-mails
or whatever.
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A few texts.
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But other than that,
no, I didn't...
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I didn't think about him at all.
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So, what do you want
to do tonight?
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I'm actually
feeling kind of gassy.
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I think I just gonna
go upstairs and try.
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Wish me luck.
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Okay. Yeah, good luck.
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Oh, hey, be careful, you know.
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Last time, you... you popped
a blood vessel in your eye.
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Don't tell me how to poop!
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David, it's so wonderful
that you're awake.
267
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,834
Don't say "wonderful"
to another guy.
268
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:27,937
Hey, hey, David!
269
00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:29,138
Crawford?
270
00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:30,606
Oh.
271
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,974
There.
272
00:11:32,009 --> 00:11:33,509
What is that for?
273
00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:36,279
I bet him 20 bucks I'd have
a heart attack before he did.
274
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,682
Hi.
Hey.
275
00:11:39,683 --> 00:11:40,961
Remember me?
276
00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:43,452
Yeah, I left you a few messages.
277
00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:44,587
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
278
00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:46,289
You know, from the time I get up
279
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,625
at 11:00 a.m. until 5:30
when we all go to bed,
280
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,663
it is just activity,
activity, activity, activity.
281
00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:54,764
You know?
282
00:11:54,765 --> 00:11:57,033
I see you got
a-a cool headband tan.
283
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,302
Yeah, I thought I'd, uh,
get back into playing tennis,
284
00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,837
and I'd start with the headband.
285
00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,371
Ah!
286
00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:03,973
Okay.
287
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:05,508
Here you go, Crawf.
Oh, hey, T.
288
00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:06,576
Hey.
Ah, thank you.
289
00:12:06,577 --> 00:12:08,077
Uh, gang, this is Todd.
290
00:12:08,078 --> 00:12:09,178
Hey, guys.
291
00:12:09,213 --> 00:12:10,212
Hi.
292
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:11,547
You-you work, uh...
293
00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:12,949
you work at the condo?
294
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,151
Yeah, Todd has been
like a son to me.
295
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,786
In fact, Warner,
296
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,955
I want to thank you
for kicking me out.
297
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:22,124
I've really gotten
to love this new community
298
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,594
and-and my new friend Todd.
299
00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:26,996
I think I can finally
make a life there.
300
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:30,218
Well, I-I'm glad
we're all happy.
301
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,233
You bet.
302
00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:32,301
Yeah.
303
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,636
Crawford, we should go.
Oh!
304
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:35,438
Yeah, right,
we left our golf cart
305
00:12:35,439 --> 00:12:37,573
in the ambulance space.
306
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:40,509
Oh, my God, David, you're okay!
307
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,545
I'm so sorry. I got here
as soon as I could.
308
00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,614
As soon as you could?
He's been here three days.
309
00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:45,848
(Veronica sighs)
310
00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:47,984
Sorry. I was away
for the weekend in Big Sur.
311
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,986
What were you doing there?
My dad almost died.
312
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,088
Well, actually...
313
00:12:52,089 --> 00:12:53,689
I got engaged.
314
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:54,757
(quiet laugh)
315
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,759
(squealing):
Oh, my...
316
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:10,102
Engaged?
But what about us?
317
00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,437
Us?
318
00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:12,838
There's no us.
319
00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:14,306
Hey...
(stammers)
320
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,441
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
321
00:13:15,475 --> 00:13:16,475
(whistles)
322
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,777
Yeah, okay.
323
00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:21,046
(door opens and closes)
324
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,383
Pretend I'm not here.
325
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,685
Engaged?
(chuckles)
326
00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:27,786
I didn't...
327
00:13:27,821 --> 00:13:29,188
How-how long
have you had a boyfriend?
328
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,389
Six months.
329
00:13:30,423 --> 00:13:32,458
Six months? Wow.
330
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:33,792
Why didn't you tell me?
331
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,494
Why would I?
332
00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:37,629
Ooh.
333
00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:40,899
Be-Because...
334
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:43,402
well, well,
because we're friends, right?
335
00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:46,238
Um, so, what's his name?
336
00:13:46,272 --> 00:13:48,173
Uh, his name is Colt.
337
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,342
Is he a horse?
338
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:52,845
In a way.
339
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,948
Look, I know we haven't been
340
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:59,351
seeing each other long,
but when you know, you know.
341
00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:00,619
(both laugh)
342
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,621
That's great. That's great.
343
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,092
Do you have a problem with this?
No.
344
00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:08,293
I'm just surprised.
345
00:14:08,294 --> 00:14:09,695
I'm just so surprised.
That's all.
346
00:14:09,696 --> 00:14:10,963
Of course,
I'm-I'm happy for you.
347
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,664
Thanks.
Congratulations.
348
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:13,698
Thank you.
(both laugh)
349
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,101
DAVID:
Just a hug?
350
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,269
What a wuss.
351
00:14:19,739 --> 00:14:22,241
(droning beep, man groaning)
352
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,676
Wrong guy.
353
00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:30,549
So, Veronica
and Colt, huh?
354
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,817
(groans) Colt.
355
00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:33,819
What a terrible name!
356
00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:37,623
So, your dad and Todd, huh?
357
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,261
Todd!
358
00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:47,699
You know, I-I Googled his name,
359
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,469
and all this creepy stuff
came up.
360
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,871
Probably 'cause I didn't have
his last name, but...
361
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:55,240
Hey, guys.
362
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,708
Uh, this is my boyfriend.
363
00:14:56,743 --> 00:14:58,544
Uh, my fianc?e.
364
00:14:58,545 --> 00:14:59,945
Weird!
Weird!
365
00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:02,247
Uh, my fianc?e Colt.
366
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:03,816
Uh, Colt, this is
Warner and Eli.
367
00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:04,850
Hey.
Hey.
368
00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:06,151
Wow.
369
00:15:06,186 --> 00:15:08,754
Uh, I cannot believe
I'm meeting Eli Sachs.
370
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,289
My head is just like...
371
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,590
(imitates an explosion)
372
00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:14,092
Uh, it's such an honor.
373
00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:15,126
What? Really?
374
00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:16,595
You're a legend.
375
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:19,298
I read about you
in Gamer Weekly back in '08.
376
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:21,934
Oh, yeah?
You came across so smart and funny.
377
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,669
(laughs)
Well, thanks.
378
00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:26,338
That joke you made about, uh,
h-having a business partner
379
00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:28,507
is like swimming the
English Channel with a dead guy
380
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:29,575
strapped to you neck?
381
00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:31,176
(all three laughing)
382
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,111
Dude, that was epic.
383
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,847
Dead guy, yeah...
384
00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:36,748
Wait, what?
385
00:15:36,783 --> 00:15:38,684
I can't tell you...
386
00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:42,120
I'm so jealous Veronica
gets to work here with you.
387
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:44,256
Yeah, she's very lucky.
388
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,791
Oh, hey, um,
389
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,960
I heard you're a fan
of vintage pinball machines?
390
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,027
A big fan.
391
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,929
You should come over.
I got a vintage
392
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:53,332
Elton John Captain Fantastic
machine in the garage.
393
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,100
Whoa!
Yeah, it is so old,
394
00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:56,702
he's actually
ogling women in it.
395
00:15:56,736 --> 00:15:58,971
(laughs)
Wow, that's so cool.
396
00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:00,305
Thanks.
Uh, you...
397
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:01,907
Colt and I should
really get going.
398
00:16:01,908 --> 00:16:04,042
Oh, I just got here!
Oh, he just got here!
399
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:07,446
I know, but we have
so much wedding stuff to do.
400
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:08,981
We have to find
a venue, register.
401
00:16:09,015 --> 00:16:11,049
Register?
What is he... a sex offender?
402
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:13,018
(both laugh)
Nice one!
403
00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:14,286
(laughs)
404
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:15,454
All right, come on.
Let's go.
405
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:16,488
All right, well, we'll talk!
406
00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:17,489
Yeah, yeah, no, okay.
407
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,489
And ball out!
408
00:16:18,491 --> 00:16:19,658
Right on, man, we'll play...
409
00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,193
we'll play some pinball!
All right.
410
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:22,461
(laughs)
411
00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:25,297
I hate him.
412
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:28,500
(rain pattering)
413
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:31,036
(thunder rumbling)
414
00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:32,037
Hey.
415
00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,038
Hey, hey, hey.
416
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,206
Are you all right, sweetie?
417
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:36,074
Yeah. Why?
418
00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:38,310
You cried during sex
at a different time
419
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:39,978
than you usually do.
420
00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:45,851
I was just... I was just
thinking about my dad.
421
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:51,356
Okay, um, that's
disturbing.
422
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,991
No.
423
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:54,493
No, I was just...
I was just
424
00:16:54,494 --> 00:16:57,029
thinking about him
not being here.
425
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:58,563
But...
426
00:16:58,598 --> 00:16:59,798
I thought that's
what we wanted, right?
427
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:00,798
Yeah.
428
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,134
Uh, of course,
but, you know,
429
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,902
now that he's gone,
I'm just... I just...
430
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:07,039
I'm just... I started
to realize that, uh...
431
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,274
What?
432
00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:11,443
You know, I just... I just...
433
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,212
miss having him around,
I guess, uh...
434
00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:17,149
I mean, you know,
I know... I know he can be
435
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,784
a pain in the bum, and...
436
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:20,886
pardon my language,
but-but, uh...
437
00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:26,058
But, you know,
I-I love my dad, you know?
438
00:17:26,059 --> 00:17:27,993
And I-I just...
I just don't want him
439
00:17:27,994 --> 00:17:30,562
living in a...
in a retirement condo.
440
00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:35,434
With Todd.
441
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:39,338
So...?
442
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:41,206
What are you saying?
443
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:44,910
Uh... (stammers)
444
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:46,945
I want... I want my dad back.
445
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:52,150
Well, if you really
want him back,
446
00:17:52,151 --> 00:17:55,420
then I guess we'll
make it work.
447
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:58,156
Really?
448
00:17:58,157 --> 00:17:59,925
Yes, really.
449
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:02,661
Babe, if it makes you happy,
then, of course, I'm on board
450
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:03,829
100%.
It makes me happy.
451
00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:06,131
I love you.
I love you.
452
00:18:06,132 --> 00:18:07,499
Now, go, go!
453
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,468
Okay, okay.
454
00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:11,670
You're-you're gonna want
something for this, aren't you?
455
00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:14,740
Yes.
456
00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:17,843
A Kobe-Bryant-forget-about-
those-rape-charges diamond.
457
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,673
Hey, Dad, how you feeling?
458
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:29,409
Jewish.
459
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,577
What are you doing there?
460
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,779
I'm writing
an alphabetical list
461
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:37,417
of all the people I should
apologize to before I die.
462
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,918
Did you put the cast
463
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:41,588
of Menopause The
Musical on there?
464
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:44,390
Kidding? They owe me an apology.
465
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,592
(laughs)
466
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,061
Well, I'm glad you're
feeling better.
467
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:50,096
Eli?
468
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:55,001
Listen to me.
469
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:57,604
I realized why I get
470
00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:59,839
angry at everybody.
471
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,409
It's because I lived
a life of regret.
472
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,247
I don't want you to make
the same mistake as me.
473
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:09,883
I haven't.
474
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,317
You sure?
475
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,052
Why don't you tell her?
476
00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:14,420
Tell who?
477
00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:16,422
You know, Veronica.
478
00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:17,790
Veronica?
479
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,125
Yeah.
480
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:22,228
The Oriental.
481
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:24,430
You want to... you're
gonna want to go ahead
482
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,933
and put her name down
on that list, too.
483
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,337
She's engaged, Dad.
484
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,439
What am I supposed to do?
485
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:36,143
If I knew that...
486
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:38,611
(chokes up)
487
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,214
I wouldn't need this list.
488
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,784
You'll figure it out.
489
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,786
You're smart.
490
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:50,557
You're smarter
than I ever was.
491
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,994
Thanks, Dad.
492
00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:57,030
Mm-wah!
(groans)
493
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,768
Now, go.
494
00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,003
You go get her, Mr. Eli!
495
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,272
Yeah? You sure she's the one?
496
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:07,874
She Chinese with boobs.
497
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,243
Yeah, she the one!
498
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,449
(thunder rumbling)
499
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,624
Veronica!
Dad!
500
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,626
Indian food!
501
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,264
(laughs)
502
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,366
Dad!
503
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,767
(banging on door)
Dad!
504
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,803
Dad!
505
00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,540
Warner?!
506
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,508
What the hell
are you doing here?
507
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,611
I came to bring you home, Dad.
508
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:46,879
Warner, this is my home now.
509
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:50,183
Dad, I'm-I'm not gonna
let you cripple me
510
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,818
emotionally and financially,
511
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:54,126
and then just walk away.
512
00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:55,154
Excuse me, visiting hours...
513
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,690
Oh, stuff it, Todd!
514
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,926
Come on, Dad,
let's go home.
515
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:00,927
(chuckles)
516
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,228
That's my son.
517
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:03,429
All right!
518
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,530
WARNER:
Thank you.
519
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,699
MAN:
Way to go, Crawford!
520
00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:09,102
Way to go!
521
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:11,104
Oh, no.
522
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,814
(indistinct chatter)
523
00:21:48,645 --> 00:21:52,708
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