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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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(slurring): Wow! That same
guy just dunked it again.
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That's an
instant replay, Dad.
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Still.
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(laughs):
Okay, okay.
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Cheers.
Good night, Dad.
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Yeah, good night.
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What? Oh, come on.
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Let's kill this bottle.
You know,
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when we bought this bottle today,
didn't we agree
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that it was gonna be
a two-month supply? Uh-huh.
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Whoa! Those two
months flew by, huh?
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Whoa!
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WARNER (chuckles): Okay. Well...
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I guess I'll go to bed.
Yeah.
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Right? Whoa.
(chuckles)
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Ship it in the sand dome.
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And...
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and ish... banny banny...
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gunda to form it.
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How does your dad not Janis
Joplin choke-puke himself
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to death every night?
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Bazza Ronin, Dad.
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Daddy took me to the zoo.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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(screaming)
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What happened?! Oy!
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Was the raccoon masturbating
at the window again?
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No. Your dad
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peed on our couch!
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What?
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He must have gotten up in
the middle of the night,
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still drunk, and thought
this was the toilet.
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(quietly):
God.
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Ew!
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Hey, Bloody
Mary, anyone?
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No. No more drinking.
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No more drinking in this house.
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Oh, come on, Camila! Please!
Nope. Nope.
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If you want
to continue to drink,
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you will not be living
in our home.
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Okay, got it.
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I'll just keep it
at the white meats,
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vodka and gin.
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Wha...? No.
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Beer and wine. Got it.
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No.
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Wine coolers and...
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uh, cooking sherry. Done.
It's easy.
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No.
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Vanilla extract and...
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and turpentine!
No, Crawford, nothing!
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You know what?
As a show of solidarity,
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Warner and I are gonna
quit drinking, too. Yeah.
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(laughing)
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What? No, no...
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no, no, no, no.
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Okay, well, if Crawford stops,
we all stop.
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It's only fair.
Okay, honey,
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in all honesty,
if I want to have a drink,
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there's nothing you
can do about it, so...
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(chuckles)
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Oh! Oh! Aah! The pee
couch, the pee couch!
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The pee couch.
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I can't believe you took
a called third strike
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in a slow-pitch
softball game.
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She was one
of their better pitchers.
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She was in a wheelchair.
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You know why I stink
so badly at baseball?
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Maybe it's because you
were never there to teach me.
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Right. That's why every
NBA player without a father
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turned out spazzy.
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Edna, do we have
any Gatorade?
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What have you done
to deserve Gatorade?
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Gatorade is rewa.
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What water and salt
was lost from your body
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that needs to be
replenished?
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The tears from when you
took a called third strike?
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This is how you make up
for abandoning me?
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By insulting me after
I've let you live with me?
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When I didn't live with you,
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I didn't know
how bad you stunk.
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(stammers)
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You know what?
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Forget it.
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Edna.
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I found 28 cents in right
field for your change jar.
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What are you, uh,
doing with all that money?
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I want to send my cousin, Se?or
Junior, to junior college.
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What's he doing now?
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Se?or Junior stay back
in junior high.
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Now Se?or Junior high
school senior, se?or.
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?Comprende?
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S?.
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I mean, Nicholson is hammered
all the time
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and he makes millions.
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And the, and the pope drinks
wine, for Pete's sake.
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So, uh...
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you guys really decided
to quit drinking?
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(chuckles): Yes, you bet. Mm.
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Um, could you
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hand me that
hand sanitizer, please?
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Oh.
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Thank you so much.
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Crawford!
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What is the matter with you?!
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I don't know.
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I mean, my body feels
like I was happily dead
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and then I was violently
brought back to life
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by some horrible experiment.
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(low grunting)
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Can we please get some more gum
in this office?!
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I'm so sick and tired of working
in a freaking gum-less office!
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Hey, so what brought on
this whole "no drinking" thing?
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Dad peed on the couch
and then Camila overreacted,
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and now the three of us
aren't drinking.
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Oh, Camila quit, too?
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Yeah, but she's fine...
you know,
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she doesn't drink
as much as we do.
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(laughs):
I don't need red wine.
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You... need red wine.
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So, what's it like
not drinking?
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It's like being Mormon
except you only get one wife.
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(chuckles): This is
never gonna work, man.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It's gonna work,
it's gonna work.
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Hey, does your pot dealer
sell heroin?
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(quietly):
Hey.
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So, no drinking, huh?
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What the hell are we gonna do
from 5:00 to 11:00?
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We could play charades.
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I would rather read the Bible
with a gun in my mouth.
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Okay, what about hobbies?
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Crawford, you must have some
hobbies after all these years.
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Hmm. You know, I think
you might have something there,
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little missy.
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I'll be right back.
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If he brings back the scissors,
I get the first haircut.
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Still wet!
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Here you go, son.
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Oh, Dad, no, I don't want
to play guitar, man.
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Oh, here, here, here.
I don't want to play guitar.
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You know, it
might help us.
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Take our minds off not drinking.
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ALL (sighing quietly):
Drinking.
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(playing gentle melody)
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Hey, not bad, Crawford.
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Come on, Warner.
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(playing blues)
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There we go.
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Yeah!
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(blues continue)
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Whoo!
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Hey, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa.
(imitating tapping cymbals)
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Camila...
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it was Simon & Garfunkel,
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not Simon, Garfunkel
& Garfunkel's wife
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banging on a table.
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(resume playing blues)
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(singing lively melody)
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Whoa!
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Edna, what are you
still doing here?
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You got something
to tell me, ese?
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Actually, I do.
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I was thinking that I want my socks
to be rolled into balls from now on,
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instead of folded together.
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Hmm.
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Are you stealing from me?!
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What?!
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The jar. Change was...
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up here.
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Now... down here.
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Why would I steal your change?
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Ha!
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Look around this apartment.
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You TV, you stereo,
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this plant.
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You living pretty high,
muchacho.
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Edna, I'm... I'm not
stealing your change.
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I gave you change, remember?
Yesterday.
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Yes.
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That's true.
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So am I still a suspect?
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You free to go.
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But...
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no leave town.
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You still hombre of interest.
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(electronic tones sound)
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(quiet sigh)
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(electronic tones sound)
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(electronic tones sound)
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What's happening
with your phone?!
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Edna's convinced that my dad
is stealing change from her,
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so she keeps sending me
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these threatening
text messages for him.
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Check this out.
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"I kill him during
he watch loud opera."
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00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:13,926
"I fry-pan his head
during Geo-purdy."
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00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:17,089
"I make blender angry
at his hand fingers." Like...
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You sure a dog
didn't just grab her phone
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and start randomly
biting buttons?
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Hi, guys. How's the
no-drinking going?
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Uh, yeah, not bad,
actually.
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00:10:26,939 --> 00:10:29,840
Yeah. We're filling up
the time by writing songs.
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Songs?
Mm-hmm.
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I didn't know
you guys played music.
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WARNER: Would you like
to hear something? Nope.
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This is a
workplace,
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not two idiots
on a college quad.
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Come on. Song! Let's get a song, right,
guys? Song! (Warner and Crawford protesting)
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A song! Song! Eli, no, no.
No. No. No.
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(chanting): Song!
Song! Song! No, no!
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Song! Song! Song... CRAWFORD: No!
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A minor.
(playing guitars)
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My daddy was
a drunken loser
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00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:05,270
I was raised
by a drunken dad
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00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:08,458
Like me,
I became
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A boozer
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And I raised you
as a drunken dad
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But
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I still made it
to your wedding on time
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You drove the car
through the reception line
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Back then
drunk driving wasn't
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Such a crime
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Raised by a drunken dad
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Take it, Warner.
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(playing recorder)
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A good dad
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I could not be
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I was raised by a drunken
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Dad
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And the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree
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My son is a drunken dad
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So sad
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My son is a drunken
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Dad.
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(applause)
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That was really moving.
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Well, it was emotional.
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Yeah. Cool beans, huh?
Listen,
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I run the local Alcoholics
Anonymous. Uh-huh.
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And I was wondering
if you guys would come down
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and play at a meeting.
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Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, th-that'd be great.
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Cool. Thanks. Awesome.
(chuckles) WARNER: Okay.
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Warner...
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we just got signed
by Capitol Records.
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Dad, I-I think
you're still drying out.
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He just asked us to play
at an A.A. meeting
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Well, I guess we should
do what the label says.
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EDNA: Mr. Eli, Yeah.
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here your sock how you want.
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No.
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00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:02,677
No, Edna. I-I meant
that each sock would be rolled
257
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into a tiny ball, not all
of them in one big ball.
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Oh, boy.
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00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,973
You no gonna like your shirts.
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Hello.
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00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,378
Hey. Where you been?
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00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,423
I got a flu shot
at the pharmacy.
263
00:13:19,435 --> 00:13:21,636
Because who better
to administer medical care
264
00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:25,351
than the guy who puts price tags
on flip-flops?
265
00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:27,374
Nice watch.
266
00:13:27,386 --> 00:13:29,755
Oh, thank you. It's new.
267
00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:30,803
Where'd you get it?
268
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,510
Excuse me, Mr. David.
269
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,555
Where's my money, bitch?!
Hey, hey.
270
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,715
What are you talking about?
271
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:41,796
Dad, are you stealing change
from Edna's jar?
272
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,850
Stealing? Stealing?
273
00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:47,570
Oh, because I can't have
beautiful things?
274
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,887
I'm the one
275
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,262
who was robbed.
276
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,803
Of my dignity!
277
00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,381
Good day!
278
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:56,399
There's something
I want to watch on TV.
279
00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,544
Pretend I stormed out.
280
00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:04,658
(jingling)
281
00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:26,099
You steal my change!
282
00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:29,047
No, I didn't. Check your jar.
283
00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:32,205
It's full,
isn't it?
284
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,052
I think you owe me an apology.
285
00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:37,099
I sorry.
286
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,485
I don't accept your apology.
287
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:41,967
You have disgraced Jesus.
288
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,016
(jingling)
289
00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:47,911
Wait a second.
290
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,755
This no my jar.
291
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:51,600
This jar smaller.
292
00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,612
Or Edna bigger.
293
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,632
Let me see that.
294
00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,918
Hey, you're right.
That is smaller.
295
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,360
Let's take him out, man!
296
00:15:00,402 --> 00:15:02,870
Hey... wait...
297
00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:05,854
Let's follow him and catch him
in the act.
298
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:09,707
No. I catch him
in the act last week.
299
00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:13,841
He had laptop on sink.
300
00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:15,892
Wait a minute,
he doesn't have a laptop.
301
00:15:15,904 --> 00:15:17,905
Oh, that was mine.
302
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,967
Hello, my name is Bob T.,
303
00:15:22,983 --> 00:15:24,817
and I'm an alcoholic.
304
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,931
OTHERS:
We know.
305
00:15:27,983 --> 00:15:30,985
Okay. So,
let's get this meeting started
306
00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:34,238
and give a special welcome
to two new attendees,
307
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,891
Crawford and Warner.
308
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,569
OTHERS: Hi, Crawford and Warner.
Hi. Hi.
309
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:41,354
These guys are here
to open the meeting with
310
00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:42,905
an inspirational song
311
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:45,015
that I think everyone here
can relate to.
312
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,929
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for having us. Yeah.
313
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,741
Keep fighting, gang.
314
00:15:48,786 --> 00:15:50,820
Hopefully this will help.
315
00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,600
Okay.
316
00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:56,981
Sometimes life
can be so tough
317
00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:59,874
You want to scream
"I've had enough"
318
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,661
At times like that we know
319
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:06,646
Just what
you think
320
00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:10,339
But keep that bottle
on the shelf
321
00:16:10,394 --> 00:16:13,463
Look in the mirror
and ask yourself
322
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,983
"Now,
do I really need
323
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:20,040
This drink?"
324
00:16:20,057 --> 00:16:22,391
We're losing 'em, Dad.
325
00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:24,607
Yeah. I know.
326
00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:26,355
Maybe we should do the one
we wrote this morning.
327
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,699
No, no, no, no. It's not
ready, it's not ready.
328
00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:30,748
Yeah, but it's...
Warner, it's our only hope.
329
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:33,329
We can all hear you.
330
00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:35,645
Well,
331
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:38,227
as I've just said, the musical
question... (chuckles)
332
00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:42,045
Do I really need this drink?
333
00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:46,483
Well, the answer is... yes.
334
00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:49,365
Bottoms up, bottoms up
335
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,784
It'll get you
through the day
336
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:54,467
Bottoms up,
bottoms up
337
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,818
That's the alcoholic way
338
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:59,500
Fly away
from it all
339
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,750
On the wings of alcohol
340
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:04,298
Have a drink, have a ball
341
00:17:04,313 --> 00:17:06,314
Bottoms up, bottoms up
342
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,426
Take it, Warner.
343
00:17:07,468 --> 00:17:09,469
(whistling softly)
344
00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:14,569
Sorry.
Bottoms up
345
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,114
Bottoms up
346
00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:18,025
That's how we start the day
347
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,737
Bottoms up
348
00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:23,484
Bottoms up,
and work turns into play
349
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,540
And who cares if you find
350
00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:28,154
That you're slowly
going blind
351
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,705
You'll be drunk,
you won't mind
352
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,055
Bottoms up, bottoms up
353
00:17:33,102 --> 00:17:34,636
Everybody!
Bottoms up
354
00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:35,779
ALL:
Bottoms up
355
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,455
Bottoms up, bottoms up
356
00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:40,772
Bottoms up,
bottoms up
357
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:42,920
Bottoms up, bottoms up
358
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:44,167
Look around
359
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,743
Watch the
news, it'll
360
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,293
Give you the blues
361
00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:52,750
That's why God gave us booze
362
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:55,766
Bottoms up, bottoms up.
363
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,325
Hey, Dave.
364
00:17:58,334 --> 00:18:00,835
OTHERS:
Dave!
365
00:18:00,884 --> 00:18:02,618
How's life treating you,
Mr. Sachs?
366
00:18:02,662 --> 00:18:06,865
The world's a giant dog turd
and I'm a plastic bag.
367
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,958
You gonna get that thing today
or what?
368
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:12,240
Got two pockets full of hope.
(jingling)
369
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,875
What the hell is my
dad doing at this bar?
370
00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:22,232
Maybe he have sex with men
in bathroom for change.
371
00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:23,257
Come on.
372
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,837
EDNA:
Aha!
373
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:27,415
My change!
374
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,726
What?!
Dad,
375
00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:31,574
is that Edna's change?
376
00:18:31,618 --> 00:18:34,053
Did you follow me all
the way here? Yes!
377
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,269
And what were you doing
for an hour in that store
378
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,350
that sells wheelchairs
and bedpans?
379
00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:42,466
You don't want to wait till you
need a bedpan to get a bedpan.
380
00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:44,691
I kill you, muchacho!
381
00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:46,972
Hold on, hold on.
382
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,854
I can explain.
383
00:18:48,865 --> 00:18:50,866
Look.
384
00:18:50,878 --> 00:18:53,746
I felt really bad about
all that stuff I said to you
385
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,464
after the softball game
386
00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:58,744
and how you felt about me
abandoning you. I thought maybe
387
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,330
I could make it up
to you a little,
388
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,541
so I'm trying to get you
that Bionic Baby toy
389
00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:04,088
you loved as a kid.
390
00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:05,932
Bionic Baby?
391
00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:09,613
The one you threw out the car
window after Grandma's funeral?
392
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:13,004
Yes. Anyway, I couldn't find
anyplace that sold them,
393
00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:15,925
so I tracked down the only place
that had one, here,
394
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:18,444
in this game.
395
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,227
Bionic Baby!
396
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:24,446
Oh, my gosh! I can see him!
He's at the bottom!
397
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,232
I didn't think it was
gonna be so hard to get,
398
00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:28,411
but after I spent
the only 40 bucks I had trying
399
00:19:28,424 --> 00:19:32,127
to grab that sucker, I started
borrowing Edna's change.
400
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:34,217
Stealing!
401
00:19:34,262 --> 00:19:36,697
I was gonna pay it back,
I swear.
402
00:19:36,745 --> 00:19:39,213
I'm gonna get you, Bionic Baby!
403
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,329
Can I have five beers, please?
Same for me, please!
404
00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:43,876
That's not a good idea.
No, no. No, no.
405
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,092
CRAWFORD:
Now, hold on!
406
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,402
No, no. Hold-hold on!
Hold on! Hold on!
407
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:48,949
Hold on, everybody!
Hold on!
408
00:19:48,992 --> 00:19:50,059
Crawford?
409
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:50,966
David?
410
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:51,771
Warner?
411
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,745
Edna?
412
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,458
If you're here
for Bionic Baby,
413
00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:59,604
you're gonna have to go
through me and her.
414
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:01,496
What are you
talking about?
415
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:02,641
CRAWFORD:
No, we're here
416
00:20:02,682 --> 00:20:04,516
to keep these A.A. people
from drinking.
417
00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:06,194
Hurry, Warner.
418
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,873
There's a new libation
that is sweeping
419
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:10,924
The nation
420
00:20:10,969 --> 00:20:13,137
It's called water
421
00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:15,418
WARNER:
Water
422
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,100
CRAWFORD:
It's called water.
423
00:20:22,608 --> 00:20:24,609
(playingoft lody)
424
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:29,170
So, you guys are drinking again?
Yeah,
425
00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:33,120
we decided that music destroys
more lives than alcohol.
426
00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:34,176
ELI:
No!
427
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,985
Oh, come on!
428
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:42,047
How much did you pay for that
box of soon-to-be ocean garbage?
429
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,737
I didn't. My dad and Edna and I
carried it out
430
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:46,587
when those two started
a drunken riot.
431
00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:50,342
Hey, how's it going?
Did you get it yet?
432
00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:52,791
No, no, no. Just
all this junk.
433
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:55,073
No. This not junk.
434
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,021
This is Saturday night out.
435
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:59,668
Ooh! Ooh!
436
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:04,254
Well, Edna and I have
a little surprise for you.
437
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,381
We turned over your couch.
438
00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:07,928
(exhales)
439
00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,905
That's awesome.
440
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,451
Thank you.
441
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:14,563
Now you play
until you get Bionic Baby.
442
00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:17,583
Or...
443
00:21:19,748 --> 00:21:21,749
...you could just...
444
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,892
...do that.
445
00:21:33,941 --> 00:21:36,076
Bionic Baby!
446
00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:38,423
(sputters, zooming sounds)
447
00:21:38,437 --> 00:21:41,640
Now, no more Bionic Baby,
448
00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:43,159
no more songs,
449
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,770
and back to work.
450
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,400
V?monos.
451
00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:55,587
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