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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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(sound of
tennis ball thwacking)
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Wow, video game tennis.
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I had no idea my son was such
a gifted fake athlete.
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We got to practice.
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We're partners
in the SFVTT.
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I already don't care
what it is.
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It's the San Francisco
Virtual Tennis Tournament
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I was right not to care.
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Hey, David.
Hey, Crawford.
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Camila, two martinis.
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I don't need one.
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I know.
(chuckles)
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Can you believe
this nonsense?
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When we were kids,
you actually did things.
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You wanted to play tennis,
you played tennis.
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Well, and we didn't
have computers then,
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so basically tennis was the only
way to see women's underwear.
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Video games are why
this country's going to hell.
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By the time I was his age,
I already had a family
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and left them.
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Look, I'm having fun
with my best friend.
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That's an experience
you've never had.
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I got friends.
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No, you don't.
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Name me one friend you've
got besides Crawford.
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Edna.
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My maid?
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What's her last name?
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All right, you got me.
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But I could make friends
in two seconds.
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How could you make friends?
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M-Maybe if you were in a
plane crash and survived,
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you could have weird
survival friends,
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but there is no way
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that you could have
personality-based friends
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in a non-plane-crash setting.
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Boy, it'd be so much easier to
make friends if we were Mormons.
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We'd have 18 brothers and
sisters right in the bedroom.
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Daddy took me to the zoo
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Na, na, na, na
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Just to see
something brand-new
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Na, na, na
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So many stars up in the sky
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So many questions have I
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Na, na, na, na
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Daddy took me for a ride.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Ah.
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Yep, scotch definitely
tastes better
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when you're wearing pajamas.
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Whether it's that last one
at night
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or that first one
in the morning.
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That was pretty cute
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when Eli said
you were his best friend.
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Yeah.
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He's a cute kid.
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Is he your best friend?
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(Crawford clears throat)
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Course not, honey.
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And...
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You are.
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Good. 'Cause I was thinking I
could be your teammate this year
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in the tennis tournament.
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I can't do that to Eli.
He's my best friend.
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We have no activities together.
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What are you talking about?
We take long, silent car rides
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together all the time.
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Can't Eli just find
another partner?
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Well, you know, it's hard
for redheads to make friends.
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'Cause people subconsciously
think they're evil.
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Well, I am off
to my twin bed.
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Say good night
to the missus.
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Honey, couples do things
together all the time.
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Jen and Bob play golf.
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Well, that's because he feels
bad for cheating on her.
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Zack and Beth have karaoke.
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That's because Zack feels bad
for hooking up with Bob.
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Lucas and Moira
go rock climbing.
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But he's trying to kill her.
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He's-he's gonna cut the rope.
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It's a Dateline
waiting to happen.
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Seriously, baby,
what do we do together?
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We-we talk about other couples.
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All right. I just thought...
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it would be something fun
for us to do together, but...
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I guess...
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I was wrong.
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(sighs)
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(shuffling feet)
Oh, come on.
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Not the sad walk.
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(stammering): It's not...
I'm not gonna fall for it.
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Nah, n-no. Not this time.
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No.
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(sighs)
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(very long, exaggerated sigh)
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(sigh continuing)
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What's wrong?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just trying
to figure out a way to tell Eli
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that Camila's
my new tennis partner.
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Oh, how are you gonna do that?
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Well, I-I wrote some stuff down
that maybe I could...
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Go for it.
Okay, uh...
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First, how much I-I love him
as a friend
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and I value his partnership.
Uh...
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next, I slipped
in a little joke.
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And then I, uh, reminded him of
the good times we had together,
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then a second smaller joke,
this and that...
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and then, uh, I hit him hard
with the bad news,
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but I just don't think
I can say it to his face.
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So text him.
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Really? I can't text him.
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That's so cowardly.
I mean, come on. That's ridi...
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Oh, here he is.
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And send.
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Hey, guys.
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(phone chimes)
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Aw.
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(laughs)
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It was good times.
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(chuckles)
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Not as good as the first one
but still-still funny.
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(phone chimes)
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(quietly):
One second.
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(phone blips)
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I didn't get it.
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Oh, I sent it to Edna.
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Not cool, man.
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Where do you want this, Eli?
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Oh.
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Perfect.
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Come on.
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(chuckles)
This is ridiculous.
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We're best friends.
Talk to me.
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It's upside down.
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No, it's not.
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Look, I know
you're really disappointed,
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but my wife wants
to be my tennis partner
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and she comes first.
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Well, not in that way.
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Well, okay, sometimes.
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Okay, once and I still have
no idea what I did.
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Look, I know you want to do
fun stuff with Camila,
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but virtual tennis was ours.
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How would she like it
if I went to your house
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and ironed your clothes
and had your kids?
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I think she'd be
very, very confused.
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I'm very confused right now.
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I don't even know my own name!
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It's Eli.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Do you want
to lie down right now?
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No.
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I want to find another partner.
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Well, okay.
That's the spirit, Eli.
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I don't know who that is!
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Yeah. No, no, no, Jeff.
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I totally understand.
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Hey, what are you doing
after chemo?
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Fine.
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(groans)
People are so selfish!
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So, all your friends
coming through for you?
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Not now, Dad.
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The movie Castaway
got it right.
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Friends can be replaced
by an inflatable ball.
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You know, I just lost
my actual best friend.
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I could use
a little bit of support.
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There's no such thing
as a best friend.
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Even dogs aren't
your best friends.
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What are you talking about?
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If you were to die in your
apartment, within 24 hours,
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your "best friend"
would be eating your face.
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Remember how you picked up
his poop for five years?
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He doesn't.
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He's got your ear
in his mouth,
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tail wagging, having
a grand old time.
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Dad, if you really want
to help me,
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maybe you can be my partner
in this tennis tournament.
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If there's anything in my
personality that has given rise
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to the belief that I
would help you with this,
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I truly apologize.
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Is easy, Mr. David.
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Like feather duster.
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Feather, dust. Feather, dust.
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Feather, dust. Feather,
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dust.
Oh, my God.
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E-Edna, you're amazing.
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Wait, a-are you busy tomorrow?
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I spend eight hours a day
cleaning two rooms.
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Yeah, I got time.
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Well, here it is,
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the Super Bowl of the participation
ribbon generation.
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You know who I love
to watch play tennis?
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Those Williams brothers.
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Amazing.
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ANNOUNCER:
And now,
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for our final match of the day,
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Warner and Camila Whittemore...
Yes! Yes!
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versus Eli and Ed-na...!
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(others cheering, whistling)
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Oh. So, this is the other woman
I've been hearing so much about.
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Eli, I've known you
for 15 years.
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Yeah? Well, I've known him for 25.
WARNER: Okay,
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guys, this is not
a competition.
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ANNOUNCER:
The competition will now begin.
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Team Whittemore to serve.
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(sound of
tennis ball thwacking)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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Point, Edna. Love-15.
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Sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
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It's okay, you're
doing great.
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Okay? You're doing great.
Okay.
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Would you look
at those legs!
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Yeah, we Whittemore men
are known for our great legs.
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You know, once
I was wearing short shorts
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in New York City...
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(chuckles) and two cabs just drove
right up on the sidewalk.
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One of them hit a fire hydrant,
and five minutes later,
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it was an ethnic water park.
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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ANNOUNCER: Game and first set,
Eli and Edna!
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Yeah!
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Oh, great partner choice, buddy.
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Look, I need you to
pick it up, all right?
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You wanted to be partner,
so let's go, all right?
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I love you.
Love, love, love.
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Love, love,
love. Love.
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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How do you know Edna?
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Who's Edna?
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We just came
from a Dane Cook show.
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How was it?
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It sucked.
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ANNOUNCER:
Match point, Eli and Edna.
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All right, honey,
we just need to win
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212 points in a row, okay?
Okay.
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Okay?
Okay.
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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ANNOUNCER: Eli and Edna are
your virtual tennis champions!
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She cheated!
She's on steroids!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
come on, dude, relax.
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Oh, yeah!
Great advice!
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That's you, isn't it?
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Mr. Relaxed.
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Never doing anything at work.
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Hey, I'm really cool
'cause I'm wearing a T-shirt
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and I'm 40 years old.
(goofy grunt, blows raspberry)
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CAMILA:
Okay, Werner,
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stop it!
Oh, my gosh,
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you are making a fool
of yourself right now.
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I-I'm making a fool of myself?!
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You totally blew that last shot, honey.
No.
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I almost got that last shot,
but you pushed me out of the way.
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Oh! Was that the one shot
you were gonna make?
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Yay! You didn't make one!
You know what?
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'Cause almost is good enough.
261
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And Jar Jar Binks
was almost funny.
262
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And America almost won Vietnam!
263
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Hey, let's celebrate, huh?
264
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(shrieks)
265
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Don't look at me.
266
00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:48,210
Well, you know,
if you go by body count,
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we did win the Vietnam War.
268
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So, who wants to start?
269
00:15:58,147 --> 00:16:00,349
Uh, well, I think
Warner should start.
270
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,617
Yeah, me, too.
271
00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:05,454
Warner, why do you think
you're all here today?
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Uh... 'cause...
273
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'cause I got a little upset.
274
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,462
A little upset?
Yeah.
275
00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:16,598
You compared me
to Jar Jar Binks.
276
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:18,533
Yeah, and you
smashed a TV.
277
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,669
That was an inner-
city school, man.
278
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:23,739
They're not gonna get
another one of those.
279
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,208
Warner, can you explain
where your anger came from,
280
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:28,510
why you felt the need
to manifest it physically?
281
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,312
Uh...
282
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:32,314
no.
283
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,097
Maybe it has something
to do with the fact
284
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,300
that your wife doesn't
respect our friendship.
285
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,669
Maybe it's because your
best friend doesn't realize
286
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,737
your wife and
children need you.
287
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,974
Need him?! More like
need to smother him.
288
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:48,043
What about your need
to keep him working late
289
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:50,779
so you have someone around to laugh
at your dumb movie references.
290
00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:52,981
From hell's heart
I stab at thee!
291
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,683
Wrath of Khan.
Thank you.
292
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:56,051
So what?
293
00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:57,886
I'm his wife.
294
00:16:57,887 --> 00:17:00,589
Yeah, I saw him naked
before you did.
295
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,435
Is there a sexual element
to this relationship?
296
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,503
No.
No.
297
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:05,871
Well, maybe that's the problem.
298
00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:08,440
No.
No.
299
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,309
You know, I'm hearing
a lot of "no,"
300
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:13,012
which makes me think that
words may be failing us here.
301
00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:14,046
Come with me.
302
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,347
Okay.
303
00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:23,188
Oh.
304
00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:24,390
This is cool.
305
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,325
Hey, do you party?
306
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,994
This is our nonverbal
communication room.
307
00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:30,129
What does that mean?
308
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,964
It allows you
to express your emotions
309
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,700
using the pure truth of sound.
310
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,002
Yeah, you party.
311
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:39,939
Please.
312
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,842
So, uh...
(chuckles)
313
00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:46,879
w-we just choose
a drum or what...?
314
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:49,581
The drum will choose you.
315
00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:58,190
All right,
just pick one.
316
00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:03,429
Now let me start
the conversation.
317
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,898
(high-pitched beat)
318
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,900
(deep-pitched beat)
319
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:50,401
No.
320
00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:54,807
Put the drum down.
321
00:19:54,808 --> 00:19:56,675
I can't.
322
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,233
Hey.
323
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:07,968
You want to
hang out tonight?
324
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,937
Well, I would love
to hang out with you,
325
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:13,407
because you are a great friend
and I value our time together...
326
00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:17,611
...but I'm doing something
with Camila,
327
00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,647
who's also a great friend,
328
00:20:19,648 --> 00:20:22,750
and a generous lover.
329
00:20:22,784 --> 00:20:24,518
I am so glad to hear that.
330
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:27,021
And while I am disappointed
that I won't get to see you,
331
00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:29,323
I appreciate you communicating
your plan to me.
332
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,925
Well...
333
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:34,628
communication is the basis
for a strong friendship.
334
00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:38,999
Which is what we have.
335
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:41,035
To friendship.
To friendship.
336
00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:46,006
What the hell is going on?
337
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,043
Well, Eli and I worked
some stuff out in therapy.
338
00:20:49,077 --> 00:20:50,211
You should try it.
Ugh,
339
00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:52,046
no way... Asians
don't believe in therapy.
340
00:20:52,047 --> 00:20:54,315
We have on-off switches.
341
00:20:54,349 --> 00:20:56,116
Oh. I'd like to hear
more about this.
342
00:20:56,117 --> 00:20:57,218
Are you free tonight?
343
00:20:57,252 --> 00:20:58,586
And off.
344
00:20:59,754 --> 00:21:01,188
So, things good with Camila?
345
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:03,424
Oh, yeah, we made up
big-time last night.
346
00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:07,161
This time she
brought me the towel.
347
00:21:07,195 --> 00:21:10,030
She is such
a generous lover.
348
00:21:10,031 --> 00:21:11,532
Yeah.
349
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:14,134
How did things end up
with you and the therapist?
350
00:21:17,939 --> 00:21:20,608
So she's not pressing charges?
351
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:30,017
You have to stay a hundred yards
away at all times?
352
00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:34,922
Oh, 50. Okay, nice, yeah.
353
00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:36,457
You guys,
354
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,525
come on!
Oh!
355
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,228
Are you ready to get
your Tiger Woods on?!
356
00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:44,565
S??. He best
Mexican golfer ever.
357
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:49,203
No, uh, Tiger Woods
is black plus Asian.
358
00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:51,484
S??.
Equal Mexican!
359
00:21:54,192 --> 00:22:00,120
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