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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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Hey, gang!
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Whoo, what a morning.
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Been down at the stock exchange
since 6:00 a.m.
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Oh, did you have a meeting?
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No, I was just yelling "buy" and
"sell" until they threw me out.
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Where's Warner?
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Running late.
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He texted me some long message,
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I saw the words
"kids" and "diarrhea,"
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then I put my phone
in a drawer and walked away.
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His kids always have diarrhea.
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What is wrong?
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I don't know.
When I was a kid,
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if you had diarrhea,
you got slapped.
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And you learned real quick.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
Hey.
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Things were crazy
at the house.
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First, the kids...
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We know.
You need to slap them. Slap...
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...flowing
diarrhea,
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and then somebody left the
freezer door open all night
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and it defrosted
all over the kitchen floor.
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Oh, another unsolved
household mystery.
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Yeah. I tried to get Camila to hire
some help around the house,
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but she-she thinks
it's a sign of weakness.
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Well, you could help.
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You had me, man!
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Oh, my God!
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That was really funny!
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I know. You were, like, "Wha?"
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You know, Warner,
we don't need a housekeeper.
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We're all pitching in.
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You do nothing.
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If you think
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Camila needs help,
you could take
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my cleaning lady
for the weekend.
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Edna? You wouldn't mind?
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No. I mean,
we got
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an open relationship.
She's free to sweep around.
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Ghost Child Games.
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Customer complaining
that his dragon won't fly.
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What game?
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Dragonfly.
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Just troubleshoot it.
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Sure, I'm not doing anything.
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Okay, it's down, X, left,
left, Y, left,
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start trigger,
right, right,
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up, up, and... B.
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Thanks for playing.
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Oh! I need an intern.
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Oh, you're right,
you deserve one.
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Let's make it a girl.
I'll do the interviews.
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No.
No.
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Well, then can we hire
an ugly one with a great body
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and we can all just look
where we want?
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Daddy took me to the zoo
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Na, na, na, na
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Just to see
something brand-new
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Na, na, na
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So many stars up in the sky
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So many questions have I
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Na, na, na, na
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Daddy took me for a ride.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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Move feet, please.
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Move feet, please.
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Move feet!
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Hey!
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English! English!
English!
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Seriously? Again?!
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This one's not my fault, Eli.
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She's loco!
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English! English!
English!
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Dad, let Edna do her job.
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Oh, sure, take her side,
like always.
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This is so unfair!
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I made your favorite...
horchata.
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Oh, thanks.
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Um, Edna, I was wondering,
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if instead of coming here
this weekend,
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maybe you would clean
Warner's place?
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You want me to clean
another man's house?
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Well, just for the weekend.
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I mean, I told him
how good you are.
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You talk to Warner about me?
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Well, not, like, details.
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Just, you know,
that you're very good,
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and we're really happy together.
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Okay, I clean him.
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I clean him good.
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Babe, I got you something.
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Edna! Why?
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Warner says you need to relax.
You very a-stress.
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A little bitchy.
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Edna, you're so funny.
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Baby, look,
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I appreciate this, I really do.
Zih!
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I'm not comfortable...
Zuh!
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I'm not comfortable...
Zig-a-uh!
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Drink.
Ooh.
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Ooh...
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That's straight tequila.
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Whoo!
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Stay thirsty, my friend.
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Hey, guys, what's going on in
the video game world, huh?
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Catch me up.
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They're not here.
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Ah. Oh, hey,
I brought in your mail.
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I sorted it for you.
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Here's bills, letters,
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and this is new listings of
Christian singles in your area.
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Well, thanks, Crawford.
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That was really helpful.
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Oh, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
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Hey, do you have a r?sum??
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Well, yes.
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It's the only thing
in this briefcase.
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It says here you worked for
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Regional Business User Machines.
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Yes, R-BUM we called it.
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In fact, our motto was,
"We're in the Yellow Pages.
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Look up R-BUM."
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Uh, and tell me about some other
places you worked.
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Well, I worked for NASA
on the Challenger mission.
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Boy, when they say,
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"Don't touch that button,"
they mean it.
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Well, if you don't mind
being an unpaid intern,
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you're hired.
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Would you say that again,
please?
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You're hired.
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I want to call my mom.
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Oh, that's sweet. Really?
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No, she's way dead.
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Mm.
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When was the last time
we just relaxed
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and watched a movie
together as a couple?
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Was it Battleship?
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You were so mad at me.
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Having Edna this weekend
more than makes up for it.
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Okay, see you tomorrow.
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What?
Tomorrow?
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Well-well, hey, we'd
love to have you,
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but this-this was just for
the weekend, remember?
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Tomorrow you're
back with Eli.
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I like your house better.
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Oh. Yeah, that's, uh,
well, that's great,
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but you work for Eli, remember?
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You've been with him for years.
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He needs you.
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No. You tell him
I work for you now.
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Uh, shouldn't you tell him?
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No speak English.
See you tomorrow at 3:00.
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Break time!
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Oh, hey, Dad,
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you know, I know
I say this every day,
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but what are you doing here?
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I'm working.
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Didn't Veronica tell you?
What?
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You said I could hire an intern.
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Why don't you hire your dad?
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Because he's too busy buying
cheap, ill-fitting pants.
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Hey!
Oh, hey!
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How was the weekend
with Edna?
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Cool. All right, good talk.
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Come on. Give me details.
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Uh, Eli, you know,
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I gotta talk to you
man-to-man.
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Where are you
gonna find two men?
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I, uh, I think
you should sit down.
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Why?
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Because I have some bad news,
and you might faint.
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What am I, a woman in 1810?
I'm not gonna faint.
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Edna's with me now.
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What? You...
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you stole my maid?
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It wasn't planned,
it just happened.
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Oh, "it just happened."
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It never just happens.
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It takes two!
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Hey, hey, we're all
consenting adults here.
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This kind of thing happens
all the time... in Europe.
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Well, last I checked,
we're in San Francisco,
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where guys have
each others' backs!
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Don't be mad at me.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
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You know what? I'm not mad.
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It's... it's all right.
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I... I hope you two will
be very happy together.
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And you're-you're right.
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It's-it's nobody's fault.
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This is all your fault!
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How dare you blame me!
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What are you talking about?
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Edna left us.
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You pushed her into
Warner and Camila's arms
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with your negativity
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and your stubbornness
and general youishness.
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I'm not Youish.
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Oh, yes, you are!
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You are the reason
people hate the Yous!
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That's "anti-semantic."
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Dad, what are we gonna
do without Edna?
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I'm your father.
I'll take care of you.
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You've never taken care of me.
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Of course I have.
You just don't remember.
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That's 'cause you left
when I was five.
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How many diapers
did you change?
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Who counts?
Mom said none.
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So your mom counts.
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Dad, you need to
apologize to Edna
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and hope she takes us back.
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I never apologize to women.
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If you do, they'll expect it
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every time
you do something wrong.
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Wow, you're like evil Yoda.
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We don't need Edna.
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I can do everything
she does.
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Oh, you're gonna
clean the toilets?
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Why do you need
to clean a toilet?
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You just pee it off.
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Well, I restocked the paper
trays and watered the plants.
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What else you got?
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Ex-boyfriend. Won't accept
end of relationship.
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Jason.
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Jason.
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Jason, it's over. Mm-hmm.
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No, she's grown and you haven't.
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Oh, come on, Jason,
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tears aren't gonna turn
this aircraft carrier around.
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Next.
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Well, I'm actually headed out
to an animators' conference,
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so why don't you just stay
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here and help out Warner
for the rest of the day?
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What?
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Uh, what-what
are you doing?
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Well, Veronica's gone.
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She asked me to shadow you.
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Oh.
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Hey, uh, Dad, why don't
you go to lunch?
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Good idea.
Yeah, okay.
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Mmm.
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Carrots?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm on a diet where you eat
10,000 of these a year.
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This is day one.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Great idea.
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There-there's only one stall.
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I know.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Dad, this place is disgusting.
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And I've been to India.
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We've got to get
Edna back.
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Will you please
just apologize to her?
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What? This is how our place
should look.
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We're two young single guys.
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Oh, yeah, and Joan
and Melissa Rivers
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are two young single women.
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Is there anything
for breakfast?
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No.
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Scientifically proven
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the least important meal
of the day.
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00:12:09,316 --> 00:12:12,084
You said you'd
take care of me.
264
00:12:12,094 --> 00:12:15,096
I also told your mother
till death do us part.
265
00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,409
I think
my pattern's established.
266
00:12:22,005 --> 00:12:24,273
Now, that's
what I call hump day.
267
00:12:25,855 --> 00:12:28,223
Honey, I heard you the first time.
Oh.
268
00:12:28,232 --> 00:12:29,366
I wasn't sure if you did.
269
00:12:29,371 --> 00:12:31,438
What is she doing?
Oh.
270
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,780
Eli told me about this.
271
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:36,022
She-she actually makes her own
lemon cleaner from scratch.
272
00:12:38,076 --> 00:12:40,277
More bleach.
273
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:41,953
Honey, honey.
274
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,593
Look at the laundry.
275
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,934
It's folded.
276
00:12:46,781 --> 00:12:48,182
Oh, my God!
277
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:54,303
I bet you this is
what God smells like.
278
00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:55,981
Edna, what did you put
in this detergent?
279
00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:58,056
It smells fantastic.
280
00:12:58,097 --> 00:12:59,898
Cinnamon, brown sugar
281
00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:01,706
and holy water.
282
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:03,915
It's amazing.
You're amazing.
283
00:13:05,597 --> 00:13:07,064
What's so funny?
284
00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:08,771
Nothing, it's text.
285
00:13:08,811 --> 00:13:11,046
Oh, oh, that's pretty funny.
286
00:13:11,054 --> 00:13:12,621
Who-who's texting you
at this hour?
287
00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:13,795
It's Eli.
288
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,568
He text me picture
of his junk.
289
00:13:15,575 --> 00:13:17,275
What?!
290
00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:19,517
See? Look, his apartment
291
00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:22,293
covered with junk.
292
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,272
Hey, uh, why did you run
over here so fast?
293
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:26,314
Why did you?
294
00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:31,638
Dad!
295
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:32,779
Yeah?
296
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:36,020
Where's the
toilet paper?
297
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,632
Gone.
298
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,911
I thought we agreed to
four squares a day?
299
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,766
I had a 22-square
disaster earlier.
300
00:13:47,817 --> 00:13:49,818
Use the cardboard tube.
301
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,369
It's gone!
302
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:58,753
I can slip your diploma
under the door.
303
00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:02,609
Do it.
304
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:21,153
Well, the place is clean.
305
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,035
Yeah, I'm-I'm glad
306
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:27,315
you ordered a maid,
I guess.
307
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,995
Yeah, but when you
order a maid,
308
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,636
you make certain...
assumptions.
309
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,447
Fresh undies, guys.
310
00:14:33,454 --> 00:14:36,556
Get them while they're hot.
311
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,035
Who's the briefs man?
312
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,341
Me.
313
00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:41,748
Wow, vintage '87
tighty-whities.
314
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:45,560
You don't see
a lot of these anymore.
315
00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:47,608
Okay, last load.
316
00:14:50,663 --> 00:14:52,664
Come on, arms up.
317
00:15:01,612 --> 00:15:02,779
What about you, D-man?
318
00:15:02,784 --> 00:15:04,618
Let's go, arms up.
319
00:15:07,002 --> 00:15:09,003
Keep moving, weirdo.
320
00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:18,039
Boy, you really blew it
when you got rid of Edna.
321
00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:20,723
Me?
322
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,496
Edna left because of you.
323
00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:23,904
Me? What I do?
324
00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:24,977
Well, she's been working here
325
00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:26,114
for six years without a problem.
326
00:15:26,119 --> 00:15:28,087
You're here three weeks
and she's gone.
327
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,528
You have ruined
328
00:15:29,568 --> 00:15:31,569
the longest, most successful
relationship
329
00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,778
I've ever had with a woman.
330
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:37,961
We are talking
about a housekeeper, right?
331
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,372
Well, Edna's
more than that to me.
332
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:40,812
She's like a mother
and a friend
333
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,620
and a Mexican laborer
all wrapped into one.
334
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,903
Hey, guys.
335
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,778
As long as my stuff's
in the wash,
336
00:15:48,786 --> 00:15:50,921
you mind if I grab
a quick "showw"?
337
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,908
All righty,
I moved your car.
338
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,752
God, that thing is dented.
Yeah.
339
00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,660
Everyone else on the road
is a really bad driver.
340
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:02,439
Listen, Crawford,
341
00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:04,947
I'm really sorry, but we're
gonna have to let you go.
342
00:16:04,991 --> 00:16:06,391
What?
343
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:07,597
Why?
344
00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:09,637
Well, legal sent this memo over.
345
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,946
You can't be an unpaid intern
unless you're in college.
346
00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:13,923
Oh, rats.
347
00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,107
All this damn red tape.
348
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:19,946
It's-it's ruining this country.
349
00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:24,133
Well, it's not the first
time I've been fired.
350
00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,639
All right, gang, I...
351
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,714
I guess this
is good-bye.
352
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,093
Unless, somebody's got
353
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,567
a good-bye cake?
354
00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:42,584
No.
355
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:44,057
Okay.
356
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:46,197
Wait a minute, Dad?
357
00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:53,626
How would you like a paid
position at this company?
358
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:55,973
Really?
359
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,984
Well, what kind of money
we talking?
360
00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:02,097
Uh, $200 a week,
which will be applied
361
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:04,511
to your $200 a week
room and board.
362
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,728
$205.
363
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,735
Nope.
Deal.
364
00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:12,011
Hey.
365
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,874
Eli?
366
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,258
I want to hear you say it
to my face.
367
00:17:23,269 --> 00:17:26,271
Are you happier with Warner and
Camila than you were with me?
368
00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:27,950
S??.
369
00:17:29,329 --> 00:17:30,396
But we had plans.
370
00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:32,436
I was gonna rent a beach house
for the summer
371
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:34,844
and you were gonna clean it.
372
00:17:36,662 --> 00:17:38,529
The lady's made
her choice, bub.
373
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:42,172
Hey, the lady can speak
for herself, Mac.
374
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,287
Okay, okay, okay, come on, guys.
375
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:45,996
Remember the last time
you got in a fight,
376
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:48,338
the nurse said she'd never
seen so many scratches.
377
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,381
So, baby, you go over there.
378
00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:52,724
Eli, we can help you find
another Edna.
379
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:54,534
Okay?
380
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,241
I don't want another Edna.
381
00:17:56,248 --> 00:17:57,715
I want Edna.
382
00:17:57,721 --> 00:18:00,924
If Edna is what my boy wants,
Edna he shall have.
383
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,875
I'd like to read
from a prepared statement,
384
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,649
if I may.
385
00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:07,958
"I'm very, very sorry
386
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,601
"for the following reasons:
387
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,042
"Potato chips in sofa.
388
00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:16,424
"Wet towels on floor.
389
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,705
"Green card jokes.
390
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,687
"Large family jokes.
391
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:26,168
Everything I said about beans."
392
00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:28,652
So?
393
00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:37,523
What did she say?
394
00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:39,364
Uh, no.
395
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,412
Dad, how'd you even get here?
396
00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:44,753
Guys, it is hot out.
397
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:48,906
Wait a minute,
who the hell are you?
398
00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:50,782
Oh, this is our new maid,
Joshua.
399
00:18:50,822 --> 00:18:52,689
You can call me 'Shua.
400
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:56,500
Uh, no, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.
401
00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:58,282
Hey, David, text me
when you want to jet.
402
00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:01,123
I'm just gonna
roller-B around the block.
403
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:06,047
You have new maid already?
404
00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:08,357
Oh yeah, 'Sh...
405
00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:10,367
'Shua's terrific.
406
00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:13,648
This what you want now?
407
00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:15,690
White maid?
408
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:19,037
Well, I'd rather have you.
409
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,381
Edna?
410
00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:22,890
When I'm sick,
411
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:23,963
who takes care of me?
412
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,235
Edna do.
413
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,740
Yes.
414
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,548
And you remember when I got
hurt playing basketball?
415
00:19:28,555 --> 00:19:31,590
Who carried me 12 blocks
to the emergency room?
416
00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,603
Edna.
Yes.
417
00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:36,316
Come home, Edna.
418
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:38,757
My heart, my refrigerator
419
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,835
is empty without you.
420
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,511
Oh, Eli.
421
00:19:43,521 --> 00:19:44,955
Be strong, Edna.
422
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,162
We got a good thing
going here, okay?
423
00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:52,380
I wish I could clean
for everyone, but...
424
00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:54,127
I go back with Eli.
425
00:19:55,339 --> 00:19:56,573
Yes.
426
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,293
Warner, you have family,
beautiful kids.
427
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:05,473
Eli have nada.
428
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:07,119
He has me.
429
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:08,158
Nada.
430
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,804
Oh, Edna.
431
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:21,008
Be good.
432
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:28,374
Eli, come to Edna.
433
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:53,698
So we're cool, right?
434
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:57,482
Yeah, we're cool.
435
00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:04,141
Does she, uh,
ever mention my name?
436
00:21:07,939 --> 00:21:09,773
No.
Okay.
437
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:13,646
Can I smell your shirt?
438
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,194
Guys, we have a 3:00 meeting.
439
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,889
Push it back!
440
00:21:40,563 --> 00:21:45,024
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