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There's, like, the
whole rest of the couch.
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This is the only cushion I like.
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You just moved in.
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How can you already have
a favorite cushion?
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The butt wants
what it wants.
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You're watching the Little
League World Series?
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You never even came to my games.
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I don't know these kids,
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so I won't be ashamed
when they screw up.
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You be nicer to your son, or
you won't get into Heaven.
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Heaven doesn't exist.
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It's just a lie to keep
morons from freaking out.
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- You take back. Is Heaven.
- No Heaven.
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- Is Heaven, you diablo.
- No Heaven.
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- Diablo.
- No Heaven.
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- Diablo.
- No Heaven!
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Dropped by Simmons.
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And look at his dad.
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He wants to be
anywhere but here.
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You see?
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How do you know I was bad?
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You never even came to a game.
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Oh.
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I apologize.
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You're a natural.
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Daddy took me to the zoo
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Na, na, na, na
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Just to see
something brand-new
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Na, na, na
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So many stars up in the sky
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So many questions have I
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Na, na, na, na
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Daddy took me for a ride.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, gang.
Oh, hey, Dad.
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What are you doing here?
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I got a big meeting today.
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Warner, what if I told you
that I could corner
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the entire market
for penguin meat?
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Do-do-do people eat
penguin meat?
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Taste this.
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Nope.
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Eli?
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Uh, no.
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I'm Jewish.
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It's free.
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Well, anyway.
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Keep your fingers crossed.
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With any luck, we'll be
firing up the slaughterhouse
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by 2:00 p.m. tomorrow.
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I'll save you some "happy feet
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My dad, the business man.
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He keeps trying
because most people
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get their big break at 70.
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Guys, Golden Gate Games
is crushing us.
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They just announced
three new concepts
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and their stock is going
through the roof.
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I know. We both bought
500 shares last year.
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- What?!
- Boom!
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Back that money truck up!
Okay!
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Back it up.
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Back it up.
Where do you want it?
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There's so much money.
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We need a game.
Oh, don't worry about it.
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This-this is the brain
that's given us games
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like Tanks Versus Kittens.
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Satan in Outer Space.
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Knife Your Neighbor.
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Well, that brain just handed me
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Badminton.
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- Huh, that's all you've come up with?
- Hey, ow, hey!
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- Hey, I'm sorry, I'm trying!
- Let me see your eyes.
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- What?
- Eyes, eyes,
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eyes, eyes, eyes!
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Oh, my God.
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I knew it!
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You're not stoned.
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What, are you trying
to ruin this company?
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I... I don't need
to be on something
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to come up with a good idea.
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Come here.
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Eli, how long has
this been going on?
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Wh-What's going on?
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Eli, this is
a safe place.
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Wait, is this an intervention?
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It's whatever it needs to be
to get you back on drugs.
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I know you think not
getting high seems really cool
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and all that, blah-la-la-la-la.
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But it-it...
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But it's affecting
your friends, your family,
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and-and most importantly
your work.
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Eli, this company needs
a new game.
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It's not that bad.
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It's not that bad? It's not...?
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Yo, what is this, huh?
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What is that?
Is that a gym bag?
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You've been working out?
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Hey, don't touch my stuff, man!
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Here!
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Why don't you touch
this stuff?
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Look, these are
special brownies from my clinic.
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Use them to come up
with a great game idea
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that I can put
into production.
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Okay.
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I'll get high tonight.
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I thought that was
your favorite cushion.
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I love all the cushions.
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Dad, did...
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did you eat this brownie?
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Yeah.
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Wow, you seem like
you're in a really good mood.
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Why shouldn't I be?
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I'm here
in this beautiful apartment.
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I blew my nose five minutes ago
and got everything.
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I have nothing
to complain about.
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Really? Um...
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okay, what about...
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President Obama?
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He's trying his best.
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Okay, um, you know, I was
at dinner earlier tonight,
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and there was a gay couple
sitting next to me.
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They were going at it
pretty good.
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Hey, love is where you find it.
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Even if it's at the top
of Brokeback Mountain.
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So, why...
why-why do you think
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you're so happy tonight?
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Well, I was
here by myself,
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yelling at Wolf Blitzer
like I always do...
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and I saw those brownies
in the refrigerator.
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And I don't
usually eat chocolate
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because it's for women.
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But then I thought,
"You know what, David?
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You deserve some pleasure."
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And it hit me.
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When I'm yelling
at Wolf Blitzer,
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I'm really yelling at...
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Yourself.
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No, Wolf Blitzer.
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I love myself.
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I love everybody.
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Even Mom?
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Nope.
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But I love you.
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You know that, right?
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Mwah!
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I... I love you, too, Dad.
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I'm sorry I don't
say it enough.
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Tr... trust me,
this will last a lifetime.
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What's wrong, honey?
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Oh, nothing.
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I'm just worried about
going under financially,
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and then having to sell
the house and then move in
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above an Ethiopian
restaurant.
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What is it this time?
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Well, you know, it's just
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Eli hasn't really had a good
idea since his dad moved in,
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and-and if we don't get a game
into production this week,
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then-then we're gonna
miss the holiday rush,
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and then have to end up
selling the house and...
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And Ethiopian restaurant,
right, okay.
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Um, listen.
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I think I can help you
relieve some of that stress.
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Oh, you mean... you
mean intercourse.
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Yeah, that might help.
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Yup, I'll just put both of
the phones in airplane mode.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, are you having sex?
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I can wait outside until
I hear Warner say, "Sorry."
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No, we're not having sex.
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Good, 'cause you know
what I always say
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about sex on a work night.
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The competition's
not having sex...
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So you're
just screwing yourself.
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Yeah.
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So, what's our next big game?
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No idea.
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My dad ate one
of the brownies,
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and he was a delight.
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My dad did something
that required
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five toilet flushes at 4:12 a.m.
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Well, you know, there's
an easy solution.
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You can just give
him a brownie.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Camila would...
Camila would kill me
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if she caught me
drugging my dad.
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Oh, I didn't realize
she was so anti-drug.
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Didn't she used to be the
"Bloody Nose Nightclub Queen"?
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Well, you know, we have kids now
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and so she's basically against
everything she used to love.
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So don't tell her.
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We don't keep secrets.
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We even have access to
each other's Internet history.
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That's how I know
she watches so much porno.
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The kids are asleep,
and I'm gonna go to bed.
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No.
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Let me be your laptop tonight.
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Oh...
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I like it.
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Okay.
I'll be up in a minute.
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Fold my corner
of the blanket down.
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Uh, Dad?
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I'm going to sleep.
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Good night.
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There might be something left
on the counter for you.
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Warner?
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Aw.
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Hello.
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Mmm.
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Hey, now!
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So, did the...
did the brownie work?
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Eight hours of sleep
and super-hot married sex
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with my wife.
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She-she picked me up
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and did me
against the wall.
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She rubbed five of the seven
skin layers off my back.
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Wow.
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You know, I'm-I'm glad
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you're comfortable enough
around me
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to talk about
your rag doll-like participation
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in your wife's
sexual activities,
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but if we don't have a game
by Friday,
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we're gonna be screwed
for the holiday season.
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I don't have an idea,
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but I am two brownies away
from getting my dad
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to admit he loved my mom.
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Ooh. Well, when that happens,
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maybe you won't need to have
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action figures
on your desk anymore.
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I don't...
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I don't need them.
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Not...
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not Scooterman!
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Anybody but Scooterman!
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God, that feels so cool.
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Who are you?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Crawford!
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What brings you
to this neck of the woods?
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Well, I had
a delicious brownie...
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...and then a little bird
led me here.
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So, how are you?
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I'm good.
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No, really, how are you?
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I'm sad.
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And I'm worried.
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What if it starts to
rain and never stops?
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Oh, no.
What are we gonna do?
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I'm gonna sing
you a song that I wrote
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that just might change
the world.
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Noble Eskimo
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We stole your snow
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Noble Eskimo
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We stole your snow
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Our warming made
your igloo melt
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You're left
with just a walrus pelt
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Noble Eskimo
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We stole your snow
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Nice.
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And...
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Noble Eskimo,
we stole your snow
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Yes, we did.
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Our warming made
your igloo melt
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You're left
with just a walrus pelt...
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Any ideas.
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There are...
there are no bad ideas
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00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,510
at this point. Any ideas.
267
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,346
I hate the way you hold
your coffee mug with two hands.
268
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,451
I do, too. You look like a
commercial for a bone loss drug.
269
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,655
Oh, hey, back for more?
270
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,457
No, honey, I'm-I'm not.
271
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:21,794
I'm actually here for your dad
because he's upstairs at Eli's.
272
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,262
Why's that?
273
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,697
I-I don't know.
274
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,032
I was stitching your pajamas
back together this morning,
275
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,102
and he just walked
right out the door.
276
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,271
He's been acting really weird
the last few days.
277
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,641
Do you think he had a stroke?
Oh...
278
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,610
No, no, he's fine.
They've both been
279
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,945
secretly drugging their
dads with pot brownies.
280
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,719
You brought drugs
into our house?
281
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,257
Yes, but...
282
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,834
And down he goes!
283
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,670
Would you tackle me in a hallway
if we were married?
284
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,672
It'd be hard to do
since I killed myself
285
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,174
on our wedding night.
286
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,935
You marijuana'd us?
287
00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,607
I'm gonna sue you.
288
00:15:22,641 --> 00:15:25,042
We are so sorry. I...
289
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:27,645
We're just... we're under
a lot of pressure, and...
290
00:15:27,646 --> 00:15:29,480
you guys are...
291
00:15:29,481 --> 00:15:31,349
you're so
annoying. I...
292
00:15:32,784 --> 00:15:34,418
I'm-I'm sorry
we tricked you.
293
00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:35,953
You didn't trick us.
294
00:15:35,954 --> 00:15:38,756
Of course we knew
we were getting stoned.
295
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:44,528
We grew up in the '60s,
you squares.
296
00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:48,966
Okay, well, you
guys are cut off.
297
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,568
No more brownies.
298
00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:56,207
Fine. We'll find
our own doobies.
299
00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:58,843
Okay, how are you gonna
get your own doobies?
300
00:16:00,412 --> 00:16:04,982
I've got enough glaucoma
to glaze a donut.
301
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:07,585
Okay, guys,
this is serious.
302
00:16:07,619 --> 00:16:09,520
W-We're afraid
that you guys are too old
303
00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:10,855
to handle the effects of pot,
304
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:12,657
and if anything
were to happen to you,
305
00:16:12,658 --> 00:16:14,158
we'd never forgive ourselves.
306
00:16:14,192 --> 00:16:16,027
Can't handle the effects?
307
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:19,163
I could pot you
under the table, sonny.
308
00:16:19,197 --> 00:16:22,300
Okay, Dad,
that's ridiculous.
309
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:24,936
I got an idea.
310
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:29,607
Crawford and I challenge
you two to a Pot Off.
311
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:36,781
If you can handle more pot
than us, we'll stop.
312
00:16:36,815 --> 00:16:40,651
Okay, nobody's gonna
have a "Pot Off" here.
313
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,521
No, we have to come up
with video game ideas.
314
00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:44,789
Come on.
315
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,457
Okay, you're on.
316
00:16:46,491 --> 00:16:48,592
What?
317
00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:51,362
No, we-we have work to do.
Our backs are against the wall.
318
00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:53,197
Last I heard,
you liked that.
319
00:16:56,835 --> 00:17:01,305
No game, no home,
Ethiopian restaurant.
320
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,807
Look, maybe we'll come up
with something
321
00:17:02,808 --> 00:17:03,975
that'll save the company.
322
00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:05,810
Two days ago,
you were begging me to do this.
323
00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:08,245
Yeah, I-I was begging you,
not me.
324
00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:10,247
Me go home to wife.
325
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,985
Are you gonna let them win?
326
00:17:14,019 --> 00:17:15,286
Oh, forget it, Warner.
327
00:17:15,287 --> 00:17:18,155
I was always the cool one
in the family anyway.
328
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,927
"I was always the
cool one in the family anyway."
329
00:17:22,928 --> 00:17:25,496
I'll show you who's cool.
330
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,598
Do you have a glass of milk?
331
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,235
Okay.
332
00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:32,837
Standard North American
Pot Off rules.
333
00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,705
If you vomit or
your eyes close
334
00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,307
for more than a
minute, you're out.
335
00:17:36,308 --> 00:17:39,110
And if you jump out the
window, automatic forfeit.
336
00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,578
Let the games begin.
337
00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:42,146
Yeah.
338
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,650
Mmm.
339
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,888
Oh, yeah. Okay.
340
00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:53,891
Mmm.
341
00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:57,928
I got to lie down.
342
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:05,202
I need $2,000.
343
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:09,173
I want to become a deejay.
344
00:18:10,642 --> 00:18:13,377
You have to give him the money.
345
00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:17,681
I understand
how to get people dancing
346
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:21,185
and keep them dancing.
347
00:18:22,254 --> 00:18:25,189
He totally does!
348
00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:32,363
Noble Eskimo
349
00:18:32,364 --> 00:18:35,599
We stole your snow
350
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:40,304
Noble Eskimo,
we stole your snow
351
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,109
Our warming made
your igloo melt
352
00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:48,279
You're left
with just a walrus pelt
353
00:18:48,313 --> 00:18:50,314
Noble Eskimo
354
00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:52,616
We stole your snow
355
00:18:53,652 --> 00:18:57,054
Noble Eskimo,
we stole your snow
356
00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:02,693
Our warming made
your igloo melt
357
00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:04,895
You're left
with just...
358
00:19:06,932 --> 00:19:10,134
Warner?
359
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:14,171
How long you gonna
stay in there?
360
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,307
How long is time?
361
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,977
Dude, get out of there.
362
00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:21,912
We're gonna lose this thing.
363
00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:31,355
What's it say?
364
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:33,724
"I no longer
understand your ways.
365
00:19:33,725 --> 00:19:36,227
"P.S. I will lower
my defenses long enough
366
00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:39,497
for you to slide a pizza
under the east cushion."
367
00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:42,633
Sneak attack!
368
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,040
Suck my cushions,
little man!
369
00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:55,279
Hello, 911?
370
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,615
Hi.
371
00:19:57,616 --> 00:20:00,618
I think I might be dead.
372
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,989
We're doing way
better than them.
373
00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:06,524
They're really messed up.
374
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:07,958
I'm proud of us.
375
00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:10,194
Me, too.
376
00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:13,998
Hey, um...
can I ask you something?
377
00:20:14,032 --> 00:20:16,167
Did I love your mother, right?
378
00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:20,804
Well, did you?
379
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:25,676
I don't think I ever
really loved anyone, Eli.
380
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:28,345
Until the day you were born.
381
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:34,885
Thanks, Dad.
That... means... a lot.
382
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,355
So does "plethora."
383
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,824
Hey, you want to split
a pound of turkey?
384
00:20:40,859 --> 00:20:41,992
Oh, yeah.
385
00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:44,895
Oh!
386
00:20:47,132 --> 00:20:49,733
Don't!
387
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,768
So, how was Camila?
388
00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:01,303
She's mad.
389
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:04,940
She said I can't play
at your house anymore.
390
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:07,576
Where's my game idea?
391
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:10,245
Ah, I'm sorry. I just...
I don't have anything.
392
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,147
Yeah, that's okay.
The important thing is...
393
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:13,782
Oh!
Where's my game?!
394
00:21:13,817 --> 00:21:16,485
You're a modern-day secret agent
who travels back to ancient Rome
395
00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:17,987
to stop the assassination
of Julius Caesar!
396
00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:20,322
And you're not just
fighting conspiring forces,
397
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:22,157
you're also battling gods
like Jupiter and Neptune!
398
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,459
It's called Save Caesar.
399
00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:25,928
Oh.
400
00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:27,963
Great. I'll get to work
on it immediately.
401
00:21:27,964 --> 00:21:30,866
The new pot.
402
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:35,137
- Do you want to get some lunch?
- Oh, yeah.
403
00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:37,139
Let me just ask my wife.
404
00:21:41,277 --> 00:21:42,911
Yeah. Hi, honey.
405
00:21:42,912 --> 00:21:45,347
Uh, can I go to lunch with Eli?
406
00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:48,703
Oh, okay. Okay, thanks.
407
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:50,530
Yeah.
No, I got to go home.
408
00:21:52,492 --> 00:21:55,537
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