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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,423 --> 00:00:40,214 It's very respectful. A good guy, though. How're you doing? 2 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:50,631 Wish me luck. 3 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,631 Thanks, but I don't drink. 4 00:02:13,714 --> 00:02:17,881 Ah, you smoke, but you don't drink? 5 00:02:20,089 --> 00:02:24,381 Well, I shouldn't do that either, but you know what? 6 00:02:26,256 --> 00:02:30,006 I thought that bridesmaids were not allowed to smoke. 7 00:02:30,089 --> 00:02:33,006 I guess I'm not a very good bridesmaid then. 8 00:02:33,089 --> 00:02:35,756 Don't be too hard on yourself. 9 00:02:35,881 --> 00:02:40,489 The only real requirement is that you fit into the dress. 10 00:02:40,589 --> 00:02:41,839 How am I doing? 11 00:02:41,923 --> 00:02:43,714 You're doing good. 12 00:02:49,923 --> 00:02:52,173 I was an alternate anyway. 13 00:02:58,856 --> 00:02:59,789 The original 7th bridesmaid 14 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,456 had broken her leg in a freak accident. 15 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:05,014 ��Course she swore, you know - ... 16 00:03:05,098 --> 00:03:07,123 ...that she'd intended to invite me earlier... 17 00:03:07,248 --> 00:03:12,581 but ahm... yeah, well... You know how it goes... 18 00:03:12,664 --> 00:03:14,248 I don't actually. 19 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:17,956 Tell me. 20 00:03:18,081 --> 00:03:20,956 Well you? You could say 21 00:03:21,081 --> 00:03:23,539 I had a history with one of the other guests. 22 00:03:23,664 --> 00:03:26,289 A history? That sounds interesting. 23 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:29,289 Oh no, it ain't. It's terribly boring. 24 00:03:29,414 --> 00:03:31,956 No, actually that's not true. I love history. 25 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:36,456 all those distantly related royals fucking each other... 26 00:03:36,581 --> 00:03:38,123 ...ending up in tragic diseases... 27 00:03:38,248 --> 00:03:39,623 ...and with retardate children. 28 00:03:39,748 --> 00:03:43,656 But this is the sad, dull, real people kind. 29 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,623 Mistakes repeated endlessly. 30 00:03:45,748 --> 00:03:48,039 Lessons ... unlearned... 31 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:52,073 Thanks. I don't drink. 32 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,614 You smoke, but you don't drink. 33 00:03:53,698 --> 00:03:55,073 Well, I shouldn't do that either. 34 00:03:55,156 --> 00:03:56,156 I am trying to quit. 35 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:58,239 One bad habit at a time. 36 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:02,364 So the bride's 8th closest friend 37 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,656 I've thought about this. 38 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:06,156 As far as I see it... 39 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:07,698 ...well the only absolute fact is that 40 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,906 I'm not one of the top 7 friends. 41 00:04:10,031 --> 00:04:11,698 I mean on such short notice 42 00:04:11,781 --> 00:04:12,906 she certainly could've asked 43 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:15,948 and been rejected by several other alternatives before she invited me. 44 00:04:20,539 --> 00:04:23,123 Or you could be the only person she knew 45 00:04:23,248 --> 00:04:25,373 who would potentially fit into the dress. 46 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:29,039 Yeah. Therefore, not a friend at all. 47 00:04:29,164 --> 00:04:33,248 just a living mannequin to complete the insane symmetry 48 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,706 of 7 best men and 7 bridesmaids. 49 00:04:41,789 --> 00:04:42,789 Alternatively... 50 00:04:42,914 --> 00:04:45,373 you are one of her 7 closest friends, but 51 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,706 the history you mentioned before... 52 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,456 ...when the original 7th bridesmaid... 53 00:04:51,581 --> 00:04:53,664 was taken up by the freak accident. 54 00:04:53,748 --> 00:04:56,331 It gave the bride courage to 55 00:04:56,414 --> 00:04:59,664 to revive the treasured relationship. 56 00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:01,081 - No. - No? 57 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,706 I don't think so. 58 00:05:02,789 --> 00:05:04,331 because we were never all that close 59 00:05:04,414 --> 00:05:06,789 even when we were close. 60 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:09,206 There was a two-week when though - when... 61 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:11,123 ...we were almost friends. 62 00:05:11,248 --> 00:05:12,456 I think. 63 00:05:12,581 --> 00:05:15,873 But Mmm, I haven't spoken to her. 64 00:05:15,998 --> 00:05:17,789 I haven't spoken to any of these people... 65 00:05:17,914 --> 00:05:21,789 ...for that matter, for ten years now. 66 00:05:21,914 --> 00:05:23,831 So that's why a pretty girl like you 67 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:26,414 is standing all by yourself. 68 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,831 Some of these people used to be my friends 69 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,914 but they aren't any more. 70 00:05:35,039 --> 00:05:38,039 I get tired playing the catch up game�� you know 71 00:05:42,039 --> 00:05:44,623 ...stuggle to remember who I am. 72 00:05:44,748 --> 00:05:46,164 And then the endless repetition of 73 00:05:46,248 --> 00:05:48,873 ...what I been doing 74 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:51,331 and who I've been doing... 75 00:05:51,414 --> 00:05:55,164 You know after I finish my prepared speech 76 00:05:55,248 --> 00:05:59,248 ...I just lot of ... blankly... 77 00:05:59,373 --> 00:06:01,581 ...you know - besides this... 78 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:02,706 I see. 79 00:06:02,789 --> 00:06:05,248 These used to be my ex-husband's friends. 80 00:06:05,373 --> 00:06:07,206 Not mine. 81 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,731 So why are you here then? 82 00:06:22,106 --> 00:06:23,814 I asked myself that very question 83 00:06:23,939 --> 00:06:25,981 when I was getting on the plane. 84 00:06:26,106 --> 00:06:28,898 and I could only come up with two reasons 85 00:06:28,981 --> 00:06:29,981 neither of them very good. 86 00:06:30,064 --> 00:06:31,481 What were they? 87 00:06:31,606 --> 00:06:33,106 Curiosity. 88 00:06:33,231 --> 00:06:37,939 And... maybe because I just knew I shouldn't. 89 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,064 Something tells me you're trouble. 90 00:06:40,148 --> 00:06:42,273 And maybe because I had enough miles 91 00:06:42,398 --> 00:06:43,573 to make a trip for free. 92 00:06:43,656 --> 00:06:45,106 That's three reasons. 93 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:48,064 Attention, all the single women. 94 00:06:48,148 --> 00:06:50,106 Susie's about to throw the bridal bouquet. 95 00:06:50,189 --> 00:06:52,064 Let's take it outside. 96 00:06:52,148 --> 00:06:55,939 Ah, sweet. 97 00:06:56,064 --> 00:06:59,398 Isn't that your queue? 98 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:00,814 I'm not single. 99 00:07:00,939 --> 00:07:02,648 You said ex-husband. 100 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:04,898 Yeah, I did. 101 00:07:09,614 --> 00:07:10,781 you remarried? 102 00:07:13,114 --> 00:07:14,864 2 years. 103 00:07:16,114 --> 00:07:18,239 It's just a ring. Gold, round. 104 00:07:18,323 --> 00:07:20,573 married women aren't supposed to be bridesmaids. 105 00:07:20,656 --> 00:07:21,656 Who says? 106 00:07:21,781 --> 00:07:24,739 Bridesmaids are brides in training. 107 00:07:24,823 --> 00:07:26,448 They are practicing. 108 00:07:26,573 --> 00:07:27,739 It is just a custom. 109 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,114 Bridesmaids are suppesed to be virgins. 110 00:07:30,239 --> 00:07:31,906 Well, I didn't see any virgins out there 111 00:07:31,989 --> 00:07:35,323 - did you? - I didn't check. 112 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:45,073 Anyway, I told you I was a bad bridesmaid. 113 00:07:45,156 --> 00:07:48,989 That's what you get when you call on a second string. 114 00:07:53,114 --> 00:07:55,281 editorial note 17. 115 00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:58,114 Only one good dancing couple 116 00:07:58,239 --> 00:08:00,864 Let's go to them when we need some dancing. 117 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:04,406 Everybody else, let's speed up or slow down 118 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:06,073 or black and white, or sepia tone. 119 00:08:10,398 --> 00:08:12,773 May I have a... a Shirley Tempers please. 120 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:17,439 Did your husband come with you? 121 00:08:17,523 --> 00:08:20,189 No. He couldn't. Not on such short notice. 122 00:08:20,314 --> 00:08:21,356 What does he do? 123 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:22,689 - Do? - for living. 124 00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:25,356 Oh, he's a cardiologist. 125 00:08:25,481 --> 00:08:26,939 We live in London. 126 00:08:27,064 --> 00:08:29,356 tell me, you... um... married? 127 00:08:29,481 --> 00:08:30,481 Not any more. I... 128 00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:33,106 ...I just have a girlfriend. 129 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:38,689 - serious? - Not at all. But I like it. 130 00:08:38,814 --> 00:08:42,606 In my opinion, when it gets too serious, it's over. 131 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,439 What? 132 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:48,773 I just know... your kind. 133 00:08:48,898 --> 00:08:51,398 I don't know if I like that. 134 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:53,514 I know you so well. 135 00:08:53,639 --> 00:08:57,056 So... your girlfriend, where is she? 136 00:08:57,481 --> 00:09:00,023 No, she's not here. She works on Saturday nights. 137 00:09:00,048 --> 00:09:02,106 She's a professional dancer. 138 00:09:02,189 --> 00:09:04,148 Not that kind. No. 139 00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:05,389 She's in a Broadway show. 140 00:09:06,514 --> 00:09:08,689 Must have a lovely figure. 141 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,189 Oh, she does. She does. 142 00:09:11,314 --> 00:09:13,773 Very lovely. She works for it though. 143 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,956 Is there something wrong with working for it? 144 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,806 Well, sometimes I wish I weren't so acquainted with 145 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:23,473 the care and maintenance of Sarah's figure. 146 00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:25,723 Takes some of the romance out of things. 147 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:28,364 Right. You know what? I'll tell you something. 148 00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:31,598 Every woman has to work for it. 149 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:33,431 The ones that claim to be "naturally thin" 150 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:36,081 the ones that claim that they can eat everything they want to 151 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:38,956 they are the ones working hardest of all. 152 00:09:39,081 --> 00:09:43,873 The illusion of effortlessness requires a great effort indeed. 153 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:48,206 - Sarah. - Yeah, that's her name. 154 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:52,289 Yeah, I know, you said. Pretty name. 155 00:09:52,414 --> 00:09:56,414 Almost like a poem in two syllables. Sarah. 156 00:09:56,539 --> 00:09:59,539 Sarah the dancer. 157 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:01,123 I can almost picture her. 158 00:10:01,248 --> 00:10:03,164 Did your cardiologist have a name? 159 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:04,914 Jeffrey. Jeff. 160 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:11,064 Tell me. How old is, uhm, Sarah the dancer? 161 00:10:11,248 --> 00:10:13,339 Oh, she's a... she's a college graduate. 162 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:14,706 Her age? 163 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:16,048 she's a recent college graduate. 164 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,223 Yeah, like 21? 165 00:10:17,348 --> 00:10:19,039 22. 166 00:10:19,164 --> 00:10:21,664 But She's 23 on August 12th. 167 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:22,956 23 on August 12th. 168 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,331 Well, That's a very beautiful age. 169 00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:26,331 - Why did you wanna know? - You know I wanted to know. 170 00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:27,914 Maybe... 171 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:29,581 I wanted to know because... 172 00:10:29,706 --> 00:10:31,539 ...I wanted to know. I wanted... 173 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:35,623 ...to know if you were flirting with me. 174 00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:41,289 What does Sarah's age have to do with that? 175 00:10:41,414 --> 00:10:44,039 I am the same age as you. I think. 176 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:50,081 And... well, a man my age who prefers 23 on August 12th 177 00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:53,789 might not flirt with someone who is... 178 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,789 ...well, let's just say 15 years past 23 on August 12th. 179 00:10:56,914 --> 00:11:00,331 That's an interesting theory. 180 00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:01,414 Yeah. 181 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:06,123 What would Jeffrey the cardiologist think? 182 00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:12,706 Well, he hates it... 183 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:15,081 ...of course, he hates it, but hey, you know what? 184 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:17,498 He is in London and I love cigarettes. 185 00:11:17,581 --> 00:11:20,581 Don't let daddy find out. 186 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,706 Who makes you think that Jeffrey is older? 187 00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,164 Is he? 188 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:28,123 a little bit, I mean, he's 45. 189 00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:30,873 How might be being a doctor's wife? 190 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:33,664 A bit better than being a lawyer's wife. 191 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,248 My first husband was a lawyer, you see... 192 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:39,206 ...so I have experienced both 193 00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:42,331 And what's the difference? 194 00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:47,373 The lawyer wore nicer suits. 195 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,964 you know, I do remember you from before. 196 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,131 - Really? - Yes. 197 00:11:59,214 --> 00:12:01,339 I even remember the first time I saw you. 198 00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:02,631 I was 19. 199 00:12:02,714 --> 00:12:03,714 You were the same. 200 00:12:03,714 --> 00:12:05,506 It was a barbecue in Cape Cod. 201 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,798 And everyone else was in this long line for the buffet 202 00:12:08,881 --> 00:12:11,964 and you were lying under a tree 203 00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,631 reading a book. 204 00:12:13,714 --> 00:12:15,964 What was the book? 205 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,006 It was something... do you know what it was? 206 00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:19,339 It was something by Jane Austen. 207 00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:21,014 - It was "Persuasion." - You're making it up. 208 00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,798 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 209 00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:24,589 I can tell by the tone of your voice. 210 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:25,964 Why would you say that? 211 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,256 People do it all the time, you know. 212 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,298 Make up little details. 213 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,506 connect truths with half truths. 214 00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:32,673 It's story telling 215 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:33,881 No, it is memory. 216 00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:35,423 You were wearing... 217 00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:39,756 I'll tell you, you were wearing one of those tube top thingies. 218 00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:42,339 No, true. It wouldn't be advisable on someone... 219 00:12:42,423 --> 00:12:44,006 ...but on you... 220 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:47,339 ...let's just say that the effect was charming. 221 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:49,131 You know what? I certainly remember that top... 222 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,298 ...and so it was not charming. 223 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,423 - I thought it was. - So, you remember... 224 00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:55,464 ...you remember the top... 225 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,214 ...but you don't remember the book. 226 00:12:57,339 --> 00:12:59,339 Well, I have an excellent memory 227 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:01,339 for things what I want to remember. 228 00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:02,673 Really? 229 00:13:02,756 --> 00:13:04,798 People say that, and I used to agree. 230 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:06,714 But, God, the older I get 231 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:11,214 the more I'm aware of the of the perversity of the human mind. 232 00:13:11,339 --> 00:13:13,214 I mean I forget what I want to remember 233 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:16,089 ...and then... I just remember what's utterly useless. 234 00:13:16,114 --> 00:13:19,539 I walked up to you and, of coure you were incredibly annoyed with being interrupted. 235 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:20,831 Whatever the book was 236 00:13:20,914 --> 00:13:22,539 you were totally absorbed in it. 237 00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:24,706 And I said: "I don't know if you know, 238 00:13:24,789 --> 00:13:26,039 ...but the food is ready." 239 00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:29,081 And You looked up at the line passingly 240 00:13:29,164 --> 00:13:30,373 and you answered me 241 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,239 You said: 242 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:36,614 "The food will wait." 243 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,031 I never said that. 244 00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:40,706 Yes, you did. You said: "The food will wait." 245 00:13:40,831 --> 00:13:42,514 And then you waved me away with your left hand 246 00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:43,781 like I was your servant. 247 00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:46,173 Not it won't. 248 00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:48,214 How come I never heard this history before? 249 00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:49,414 Because I never told it before. 250 00:13:49,514 --> 00:13:50,573 It's fiction, isn't it? 251 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,139 it's based in truth, I assure you. 252 00:13:52,239 --> 00:13:53,531 Well that's interesting, but 253 00:13:53,614 --> 00:13:54,614 it doesn't help your argument 254 00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,781 because most fiction it is based in truth. 255 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:57,906 clever. 256 00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:58,948 Yeah, I am clever. 257 00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,114 Ah, good. 258 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:03,614 I knew I'd find you. You're the last two people. 259 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,789 What, on the Earth? 260 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,939 Right. Right. Funny. 261 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:11,581 No. You're the only two people... 262 00:14:11,706 --> 00:14:14,006 who haven't done your video testimonials. 263 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,956 Testimonials to the bride and groom 264 00:14:17,081 --> 00:14:18,873 congratulating them for their choice naptuals 265 00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:20,414 and wishing them health and happiness 266 00:14:20,498 --> 00:14:22,414 and bla, bla, bla. Like that. 267 00:14:22,498 --> 00:14:26,081 But wouldn't it just be more hearfelt if we did it in person? 268 00:14:29,948 --> 00:14:32,073 This is for the wedding video. 269 00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:33,614 For posterity. 270 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:36,573 Yeah, if it's for posterity 271 00:14:36,656 --> 00:14:38,323 ...okay, how do I look? 272 00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:42,198 God! She looks great, man! 273 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,864 I'm sorry, it's just kind of a... 274 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:46,406 Don't worry about him, he's just trying to get laid. 275 00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:53,723 Susie! I'm,... 276 00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:56,314 ...I'm certainly glad that I could be here... 277 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:58,606 ...to share your special day. 278 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,023 Could we go back, without the clap? 279 00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:02,356 - Okay. - Just don't clap. 280 00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:06,314 Don't c... Okay, All right then. 281 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:10,398 - Okay... ready? - Action! 282 00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:13,398 Susie! Well,... 283 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:15,564 I'm certainly glad that I could be here to share... 284 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,439 ...your special day. 285 00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:22,023 And although I haven't spent much time with Dave... 286 00:15:22,148 --> 00:15:24,273 Dan. Dan. 287 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,606 Sorry. Yeah, right. I just... 288 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,981 Although I haven't spent much time with Dan... 289 00:15:36,064 --> 00:15:39,606 ...or even spoken to him for that matter... 290 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,964 ...am, well,... 291 00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:46,773 ...he certainly looked very nice in his tuxedo. Am, So... 292 00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:51,273 ...so... I'm not angry that you didn't invite me... 293 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,564 ...until... you know - the last minute 294 00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,773 because, you know what? If you had... 295 00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:56,231 ...I probably would've thought about it too much... 296 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:57,606 ...and wouldn't have come at all. 297 00:15:58,231 --> 00:16:01,148 So, what I'm essentially trying to say... 298 00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:04,723 ...is... that I'm really glad that I could be here... 299 00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,723 ...to share your and Dave's... 300 00:16:06,848 --> 00:16:07,889 - Dan! - I know! I knew it! 301 00:16:09,214 --> 00:16:11,964 Your and Dan's special day... 302 00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,756 ...because... well, hey, a wedding comes 303 00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:15,173 only once in a lifetime, doesn't it? 304 00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:16,506 Or twice, in my case. 305 00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:18,048 But hopefully it's just once for You. 306 00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,256 Delete this down, will you? 307 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:21,423 No, it was great. Really heartfelt. 308 00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:25,806 Okay. 309 00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:31,848 Ready? And... action. 310 00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:35,348 Congratulations, sis. 311 00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:36,514 That's how it should be done. 312 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,639 - That's it? - No, well... 313 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:40,306 ...she took up a lot of time. 314 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,681 Hey, sure it's sweet. I love it. 315 00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:44,389 I love it. Great. Have fun. 316 00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:50,473 Okay, am... camera note 201A. 317 00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:54,681 Pretty British or possibly Australian girl in the pink, 318 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,723 totally unusable. 319 00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:01,598 Blond guy... unusable, 320 00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:03,306 ...but apparently the brother... 321 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:07,639 so let's find a way to get him in. 322 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,806 You relly don't like Dave, do you? 323 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,514 - Dan. - Yeah, Whatever. 324 00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:14,181 You don't. 325 00:17:14,306 --> 00:17:15,389 No... well...I do like him, it's just that... 326 00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:16,598 Why do you ask me that? 327 00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:18,473 Well, because in the thing you just... 328 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:21,639 ...you only mentioned your sister. 329 00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:24,889 All right, I mean, I don't really... 330 00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,514 I don't know Dan. He's a... 331 00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,848 I mean if Susie's happy, than... I mean, look, 332 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:30,681 I don't wanna talk about Susie and Dan. 333 00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:32,264 what does Dan do for living? 334 00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,014 He's a lawyer... 335 00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:37,181 ...and... 'cause we're both in the same firm. 336 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,581 you can't object to that then. 337 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,181 - Object to what? - His profession. 338 00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:42,473 Well, maybe I'm a self hating lawyer. 339 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:43,598 Are you? 340 00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:46,014 Is there any other kind? 341 00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:47,973 You see, I introduced them. 342 00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:51,264 Yeah, I brought Susie to the company X-mas party. 343 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,514 You brought your sister as a date? 344 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,514 Well... 345 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:57,973 you think that's weird? 346 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,348 No, it's just because when I go to company functions 347 00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,223 I like to have somebody that I can count on. 348 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,181 Well, more like having a woman 349 00:18:04,306 --> 00:18:07,848 that you know that won't make a scene. More like. 350 00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:11,514 Look, I had just been divorced 351 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:15,389 ...and I wasn't dating anybody, so... 352 00:18:15,514 --> 00:18:18,306 Ah, what about 23 on August 12th? 353 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,598 Well, she was still in college. 354 00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:22,431 high school more like. 355 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,139 Touch? Yes, I forgot. 356 00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:27,714 I don't wanna talk about Susie and Dan. 357 00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,856 we're not talking about them, We're talking about you. 358 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:31,773 Everyone on the dance floor 359 00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:32,939 it's the last dance 360 00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:34,939 and then we're gonna call it a night. 361 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:38,314 Congratulations, Susie and Dan. 362 00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,248 Do you dance? 363 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:47,539 You know what? 364 00:18:47,623 --> 00:18:49,748 I find there isn't much of an occasion for it these days. 365 00:18:49,873 --> 00:18:52,289 I used to danced quite often... 366 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,789 ...before I... well, 20 or 25. 367 00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:57,873 but that was in a night club, or a party or something. 368 00:18:57,956 --> 00:19:01,498 But now that I am, well, older than 25... 369 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:04,373 ...I don't find there's an occasion for it. 370 00:19:04,456 --> 00:19:07,123 I just... I guess the dancing phase of my life is over. 371 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,706 I'm afraid my skill atrophied. 372 00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:12,956 Maybe I should've been a little bit more clear. 373 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:15,123 I meant would you dance with me. 374 00:19:15,248 --> 00:19:17,206 I knew what you meant. I was just stalling 375 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,581 I didn't know what to answer. 376 00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:24,456 Well... 377 00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,623 come on. For old times sake. 378 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:31,206 Old times were only good, If we hadn't let them go old. 379 00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:32,664 you'll regret it if you don't. 380 00:19:32,748 --> 00:19:33,956 - Will I? - Yes. I know you. 381 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:37,831 You will think about it in the elevator to your room. 382 00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:41,456 You'll think about it when you're eating room service by yourself 383 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,456 You'll think about it on your plane back home 384 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,664 when you should be watching a ... movie 385 00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:47,039 You'll think about it 10 years from now 386 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,239 when you least expect it 387 00:19:48,339 --> 00:19:50,173 Jeffrey the cardiologist will ask what's wrong 388 00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:51,581 ...and you won't be able to answer. 389 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:52,948 And he'll interpret this... 390 00:19:53,048 --> 00:19:54,339 ...there's a growing coldness between us. 391 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:55,881 And coldness transforms into separation... 392 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:57,631 and before you know your marriage is over. 393 00:19:57,714 --> 00:19:58,714 And all this 394 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,714 because you wouldn't dance with me at this wedding. 395 00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:02,123 Okay. 396 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,906 But I won't go on the dance floor. 397 00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,073 Fine. 398 00:20:05,156 --> 00:20:07,073 Dance floors are depressing at the end of the night. 399 00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:09,239 They feel like funeral. 400 00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:10,906 Hang on. 401 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,689 Is this okay? 402 00:20:43,314 --> 00:20:45,439 I know how old you are, you know. 403 00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:46,773 I know. 404 00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:49,398 Then why always hesitate when you say your age? 405 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:50,689 I don't! 406 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:56,939 Because it's getting to be a surprisingly large number 407 00:20:57,064 --> 00:21:01,106 ...and I don't like how it sounds. 408 00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,856 When I say it sounds like a lie. 409 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:04,189 I'm the same age as you. 410 00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,356 Oh, please! 411 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,731 I shouldn't have to tell you that it's different for men. 412 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:11,606 You call more attention to it when you don't say it bluntly. 413 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:15,648 Mmm. Good advice. 414 00:21:15,731 --> 00:21:17,939 I'll remember that. 415 00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:26,564 So how did you meet your husband? 416 00:21:26,648 --> 00:21:31,356 After the divorce I moved from New York to London. 417 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,314 You certainly wanted to get away. 418 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:34,939 Yeah, my heart was broken. 419 00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:38,106 So you married a cardiologist. 420 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,064 That's not good. 421 00:21:40,148 --> 00:21:41,356 You don't like my joke? 422 00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:43,439 Every woman that has ever married a cardiologist 423 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:46,481 has had to have that joke ... for a moment. 424 00:21:46,564 --> 00:21:47,564 Okay. 425 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:52,689 Sometimes I wish I'd married a gynecologist. 426 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:56,106 I'm sure the jokes are much worse on the wives of gynecologists. 427 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,398 Not necessarily. 428 00:22:05,731 --> 00:22:10,689 So after the divorce you moved to London. 429 00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:14,106 After the divorce I moved to London... 430 00:22:14,189 --> 00:22:18,273 ...and... 431 00:22:18,356 --> 00:22:19,814 ...let's not talk about this. 432 00:22:19,898 --> 00:22:21,106 Why? 433 00:22:21,189 --> 00:22:23,273 Because... 434 00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:25,131 ...if I talk about London... 435 00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:26,631 ...then I'll talk about Jeffrey. 436 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,381 And if I talk about Jeffrey... 437 00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:33,214 ...then I'll feel too bad about what I know I'm going to do 438 00:22:33,339 --> 00:22:34,714 ...and then I won't do it. 439 00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:36,298 Yeah? What're you gonna do? 440 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,506 Don't be clever. 441 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,339 I don't like it when you're clever. 442 00:22:39,464 --> 00:22:41,881 God. Clever payed better 10 years ago... 443 00:22:42,006 --> 00:22:44,048 ...when I had the youthful arrogance to go with it. 444 00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,714 Yeah, what pays well now? 445 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:49,048 Sincerity, when I can fake it. 446 00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:51,423 Wisdom would, if I had it. 447 00:23:07,714 --> 00:23:09,714 - Well, they all went... - I don't know. 448 00:23:12,806 --> 00:23:15,389 Could we have another drink, please? 449 00:23:22,514 --> 00:23:24,764 We're alone in the house! 450 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,014 For the longest time 451 00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:31,306 I used to think I saw you in the street. 452 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:34,806 Up until last year even. 453 00:23:34,931 --> 00:23:37,389 And then turns out you are in London. 454 00:23:37,514 --> 00:23:39,139 And you've been there how long? 455 00:23:39,223 --> 00:23:40,223 Nine years. 456 00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:42,598 Nine years! 457 00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:44,681 nine years... A woman's about your hight 458 00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:47,973 ...and about your hair colour and that weren't you. 459 00:23:48,056 --> 00:23:49,764 Nine years... a walker's gesture 460 00:23:49,848 --> 00:23:51,264 that suddenly sent me running down the street... 461 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,556 ... my heart racing... 462 00:23:57,181 --> 00:24:00,056 Somebody you once... thought you knew very well... 463 00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:03,014 can leave the country without you even knowing it. 464 00:24:03,139 --> 00:24:07,514 Of course. You don't know me very well. 465 00:24:07,598 --> 00:24:11,931 True. That is very true. 466 00:24:12,014 --> 00:24:13,889 you know, you're killing me. 467 00:24:14,014 --> 00:24:16,723 But it's true. 468 00:24:28,173 --> 00:24:30,223 And you are here how long? 469 00:24:31,048 --> 00:24:33,798 My plane leaves at 6. 470 00:24:33,881 --> 00:24:38,006 I guess I'll leave the hotel at 4. 471 00:24:38,131 --> 00:24:41,006 I was so last minute I could only stay a night. 472 00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:46,923 The curse on the seventh bridesmaid. 473 00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:48,289 I mean you should go to bed. 474 00:24:48,314 --> 00:24:51,089 You are right, I should. 475 00:24:51,214 --> 00:24:53,756 I'll probably just go upstrairs and watch TV. 476 00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:58,006 They want us to leave. 477 00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:05,173 Do you think? 478 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:09,673 Where shall we go? 479 00:25:09,798 --> 00:25:13,173 Well, I should go up to my room... 480 00:25:13,256 --> 00:25:17,589 ...and you should go home to Sarah the dancer. 481 00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:20,464 Or we could stay here. 482 00:25:27,814 --> 00:25:29,256 Do you want to watch television with me? 483 00:25:29,381 --> 00:25:30,389 Do you think I should? 484 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:32,006 I think you will anyway. 485 00:25:42,548 --> 00:25:43,548 Hang on. 486 00:25:43,589 --> 00:25:46,048 What? 487 00:25:46,473 --> 00:25:48,006 If we go in 488 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:51,973 we're committing to a course of action. 489 00:25:52,098 --> 00:25:57,306 We're going into a 30 second elevator, all right? 490 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:00,014 Let's just stand here a second. 491 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:06,598 Hi...! 492 00:26:10,931 --> 00:26:13,639 What's everybody looking at? 493 00:26:15,348 --> 00:26:16,214 Oh, my God! 494 00:26:16,314 --> 00:26:19,064 I'm so tired...I didn't realize the elevator come here. 495 00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:20,148 Ah, you poor thing! 496 00:26:20,231 --> 00:26:21,231 Isn't that funny? 497 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:25,273 Ah, you know Susie told me you came all the way from London, England. 498 00:26:30,898 --> 00:26:33,648 And you what were you waiting for? 499 00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:38,814 Ah, ladies first. 500 00:26:39,939 --> 00:26:42,856 Oh, you are so polite! 501 00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:45,056 Ladies first. 502 00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:49,889 And what floor are you going to? 503 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:51,806 I don't know! 504 00:26:51,889 --> 00:26:52,889 God! 505 00:26:52,973 --> 00:26:56,473 Honestly, I don't remember. 506 00:26:56,598 --> 00:26:57,473 I'm 11. 507 00:26:58,556 --> 00:26:59,556 11. 508 00:26:59,556 --> 00:27:01,806 Okay. 509 00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,014 That's funny. 510 00:27:07,514 --> 00:27:08,889 Nice dress. 511 00:27:11,639 --> 00:27:13,723 Thanks. You look better in it actually. 512 00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:16,723 Ah well, you know... 513 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:25,014 So... do you know each other, or...? 514 00:27:25,139 --> 00:27:27,389 - Yeah, we... - No. 515 00:27:27,489 --> 00:27:29,456 Well you do, or you don't? 516 00:27:29,556 --> 00:27:30,931 Oh, we used to. 517 00:27:31,014 --> 00:27:34,473 We used to. You know. In another life. 518 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,306 Aha. How is Sarah doing? 519 00:27:38,431 --> 00:27:39,431 Good. 520 00:27:39,431 --> 00:27:40,848 - Yeah? - Yeah. 521 00:27:41,273 --> 00:27:42,273 good! 522 00:27:42,314 --> 00:27:43,481 Yeah. 523 00:27:43,806 --> 00:27:45,764 She wasn't here tonight, was she? 524 00:27:45,889 --> 00:27:46,889 I didn't... 525 00:27:48,639 --> 00:27:49,931 No? 526 00:27:50,014 --> 00:27:54,681 No. She ... She had to work. 527 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:59,473 Ah, Dancing. Oh, God talent! 528 00:27:59,998 --> 00:28:01,939 She is so beautiful. 529 00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:04,706 Amazing. Amazing. 530 00:28:04,831 --> 00:28:06,581 And so... 531 00:28:07,106 --> 00:28:08,706 Skinny? 532 00:28:08,831 --> 00:28:10,331 And flexible. 533 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:12,456 Skinny and flexible. I just... God... 534 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:14,706 ...I would murder someone for her body. 535 00:28:14,789 --> 00:28:21,081 I just... there is no-one hotter in the world than Sarah. 536 00:28:29,156 --> 00:28:31,031 Give Sarah my best if you remember. 537 00:28:31,114 --> 00:28:32,114 Good night. 538 00:28:32,114 --> 00:28:33,114 Okay. 539 00:28:33,698 --> 00:28:35,906 - Bye. - Bye. 540 00:28:37,939 --> 00:28:40,398 Will that cause much trouble for you? 541 00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:46,739 I don't even know what to say. 542 00:28:48,323 --> 00:28:49,781 I mean��whateve. It doesn't really matter. 543 00:28:52,239 --> 00:28:56,031 God, people should... mind their own business. 544 00:29:02,489 --> 00:29:04,364 Is that Sarah the dancer? 545 00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:06,531 People should mind their own business. 546 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:11,031 That woman 547 00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:13,573 That woman is meaningless. 548 00:29:13,656 --> 00:29:15,406 She makes everything consequential. 549 00:29:15,489 --> 00:29:17,448 What do you mean consequential? 550 00:29:18,573 --> 00:29:21,823 You know. As though there'll be consequences. 551 00:29:21,948 --> 00:29:25,073 What woman? 552 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,948 The woman? you know? in the bridesmaid's dress. 553 00:29:28,073 --> 00:29:29,573 What woman in the bridesmaid's dress? 554 00:29:29,698 --> 00:29:32,156 The woman in the elevator. 555 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,431 There wasn't a woman in the elevator. 556 00:29:33,515 --> 00:29:35,865 I don't remember the woman in the elevator. 557 00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:37,615 There wasn't a woman in the elevator. 558 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:40,115 I didn't see a woman in elevator. 559 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,606 I mean... 560 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,065 What about Sarah? 561 00:29:47,148 --> 00:29:48,190 Never heard of her. 562 00:29:48,273 --> 00:29:49,273 Your girlfriend. 563 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:50,523 I don't have girlfriend. 564 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:54,190 And Jeffrey? 565 00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:55,190 Who? 566 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:56,565 My husband. 567 00:29:56,648 --> 00:29:57,898 Never met him either. 568 00:29:58,023 --> 00:30:00,273 I have. 569 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:04,398 You're not feeling well, are you? 570 00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:08,231 I should take you straight to bed. 571 00:30:08,356 --> 00:30:09,856 Which way is it, by the way? 572 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:11,356 It's this over here. 573 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,231 Here's the key. 574 00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:32,856 You have a message. 575 00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:37,356 I do. 576 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,865 Won't you check it? 577 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:46,031 No. I already know who it is and know what he's saying. 578 00:30:46,115 --> 00:30:47,906 So it's a he. 579 00:30:48,031 --> 00:30:51,490 Of course it's a he. He's my husband. 580 00:30:53,615 --> 00:30:55,240 But what does he want? 581 00:30:55,365 --> 00:30:57,531 Well, he wants to know how I am. 582 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,865 He wants to know... you know... 583 00:30:59,948 --> 00:31:01,990 ...if I enjoyed myself at the wedding. 584 00:31:02,073 --> 00:31:03,073 He wants to know... 585 00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:05,156 ...if I remembered to please a wake-up call. 586 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:08,823 He wants to.. you know - tell me the minutiaes of his life 587 00:31:08,906 --> 00:31:10,031 and hear mine in return. 588 00:31:10,115 --> 00:31:12,490 This is what husbands and the wives do, you know. 589 00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:14,198 No. He wants to check up on you. 590 00:31:16,023 --> 00:31:17,148 No. He trusts me. 591 00:31:17,273 --> 00:31:18,731 You know what? I'm very reliable. 592 00:31:18,856 --> 00:31:20,340 Yeah? You never used to be. 593 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,231 Get out! 594 00:31:23,873 --> 00:31:26,331 You know what? That it's enough to say that 595 00:31:26,456 --> 00:31:29,081 there are lots of things that I used to be 596 00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:30,540 that I am no longer. 597 00:31:30,665 --> 00:31:35,498 And there are lots of things that I'd never thought I'd be that I unexpectedly am. 598 00:31:49,615 --> 00:31:51,031 Well, 599 00:31:51,115 --> 00:31:52,281 What? 600 00:31:52,406 --> 00:31:53,615 I'm here. 601 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,473 Yes. So you are. 602 00:31:57,573 --> 00:31:59,240 What now? 603 00:31:59,365 --> 00:32:01,198 I don't know. 604 00:32:01,281 --> 00:32:02,948 I wonder... 605 00:32:03,073 --> 00:32:07,673 I wonder what two lonely people in a hotel room do when no-one's watching? 606 00:32:07,756 --> 00:32:10,398 What makes you think that I'm lonely? 607 00:32:10,498 --> 00:32:12,956 23 August 12th. 608 00:32:13,081 --> 00:32:15,265 I'm not lonely. 609 00:32:15,348 --> 00:32:16,831 I don't believe you. 610 00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:18,165 you are lonely too. 611 00:32:18,248 --> 00:32:21,873 Everyone is lonely. 612 00:32:21,998 --> 00:32:24,831 Of course I'm lonely. 613 00:32:24,956 --> 00:32:28,248 One day I woke up in a strange country... 614 00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:31,040 ...surrounded by strangers. 615 00:32:31,165 --> 00:32:34,456 You didn't have to go. 616 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,898 I wanted to be alone. 617 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,898 Why are you here? 618 00:32:42,523 --> 00:32:43,940 To fuck you. 619 00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,273 To fuck me? 620 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:49,565 Yeah. And then to go home... 621 00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:50,690 That's all right. 622 00:32:50,773 --> 00:32:53,856 Fuck me and... 623 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,190 And to be the 7th bridesmaid at my sister's wedding. 624 00:32:57,273 --> 00:32:59,398 Yeah, and that too. 625 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:01,565 Yep. 626 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:04,273 Christ, what would Susie think? 627 00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:07,481 Susie? She's a sweet girl. 628 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:10,773 She doesn't think of anyone but herself. 629 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:20,423 You might as well strip then. 630 00:33:21,606 --> 00:33:23,156 Excuse me? 631 00:33:23,256 --> 00:33:24,556 Take clothes off. 632 00:33:24,556 --> 00:33:25,556 Ah, yeah? 633 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,515 Yeah. So I can get a good look at you. 634 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,140 I like to see what I'm getting into. 635 00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:32,765 All right. 636 00:33:49,473 --> 00:33:51,473 What? 637 00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:01,431 Oh, my God, you are fat. 638 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:02,556 I'm sorry. 639 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:06,573 - I am not! - Yes, you are. You're far fatter than you used to be. 640 00:34:06,656 --> 00:34:08,865 And you are far crueller than used to be. 641 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:11,073 - I'm s... I didn't mean it... - Am I fat? 642 00:34:11,198 --> 00:34:12,698 I didn't mean it in a bad way. 643 00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:13,823 It was an observation. 644 00:34:13,906 --> 00:34:16,531 If it was woman, we wouldn't be having sex right now. 645 00:34:16,615 --> 00:34:17,615 I'm sorry. 646 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:18,781 Come on. 647 00:34:18,906 --> 00:34:21,398 How much did you put on��Like 15 pounds (=7 kilos)? 648 00:34:21,623 --> 00:34:22,623 15 pounds? 649 00:34:22,665 --> 00:34:25,706 you see? Not you are exactly obese. 650 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,165 I wouldn't even call you portly. 651 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,873 Ah, thank you. 652 00:34:28,998 --> 00:34:30,831 I'm sorry. Come here. 653 00:34:30,915 --> 00:34:33,498 It was just something... it was just different. 654 00:34:33,581 --> 00:34:35,706 I didn't expect it. 655 00:34:35,831 --> 00:34:37,040 You used to be so thin. 656 00:34:37,165 --> 00:34:38,540 I mean you were insubstantial, really. 657 00:34:38,865 --> 00:34:41,698 God, the complements keep coming. 658 00:34:41,823 --> 00:34:43,573 Yeah, but now... 659 00:34:43,698 --> 00:34:44,698 Now, you know what? Look at it this way. 660 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:46,198 There's a grandness to you. 661 00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:48,281 Like, you know, the rings in a tree trunk 662 00:34:48,406 --> 00:34:50,240 asserting the passage of the time: 663 00:34:50,365 --> 00:34:51,823 Like "I have earned the right 664 00:34:51,948 --> 00:34:54,990 to fill up more space in the one universe." 665 00:34:55,073 --> 00:34:56,990 That's bullshit. 666 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,206 I tried. 667 00:35:05,623 --> 00:35:08,873 Sarah keeps trying to give me a diet. 668 00:35:08,998 --> 00:35:13,665 Sit down. Relax, 'tree trunk? 669 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:14,831 God. 670 00:35:14,956 --> 00:35:18,373 What does 23 on August 12th know about life? 671 00:35:21,248 --> 00:35:24,540 You know, it is funny, because I feel like... 672 00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,831 ...you're a little boy and I'm an older woman. 673 00:35:26,915 --> 00:35:28,373 We're exactly the same age. 674 00:35:28,498 --> 00:35:29,915 Yes, but somehow... 675 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,748 ...I feel like so much older than you. 676 00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:35,290 How much do you think that is? 677 00:35:47,948 --> 00:35:51,531 God, I wonder why we're doing this. 678 00:35:51,615 --> 00:35:54,198 This didn't help anything before, did it? 679 00:35:54,281 --> 00:35:58,781 And this so not gonna help anyithing. 680 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:02,698 God, you put that champagne in front of me. 681 00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:05,406 I knew it going to happen. 682 00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:09,465 I looked at that glass and I thought: 683 00:36:09,548 --> 00:36:13,965 "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck." 684 00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,048 No, it's not funny. 685 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:18,590 I am married to a well-respected cardiologist... 686 00:36:18,673 --> 00:36:20,631 ...and I so try to do the right thing... 687 00:36:20,715 --> 00:36:22,715 ...but there is... there's something about you... 688 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,465 ...it sends me... in the opposite direction. 689 00:36:28,965 --> 00:36:32,381 And it's not gonna turn out well. 690 00:36:32,506 --> 00:36:36,340 There are no happy endings in our future. 691 00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:40,840 I know that. 692 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,548 Do you? 693 00:36:43,673 --> 00:36:46,048 I knew. 694 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,131 Okay. 695 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,131 Dress off. 696 00:37:26,123 --> 00:37:27,915 need help? 697 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,040 With that top. 698 00:37:53,823 --> 00:37:57,365 What would you have done without me? 699 00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:59,073 Stuggled. 700 00:38:00,823 --> 00:38:03,115 You might've been stuck in that bridesmaid's dress 701 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,823 for the rest of your life. 702 00:38:04,906 --> 00:38:06,865 At least until I've got back to London. 703 00:38:06,948 --> 00:38:10,073 London. Should I call you if I were there? 704 00:38:10,198 --> 00:38:12,198 No. No way. 705 00:38:15,490 --> 00:38:17,948 You wouldn't recognize me, anyway. 706 00:38:36,365 --> 00:38:39,031 I want you to listen to me. 707 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:43,115 After. 708 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,240 No. Now. A woman never has a man's focus 709 00:38:47,365 --> 00:38:48,823 ...as much as she does before the sex. 710 00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:51,906 Come on. 711 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:53,865 Speak up. 712 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,615 You can't carry on living like this. 713 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,073 And? 714 00:39:05,823 --> 00:39:07,823 That's it. 715 00:39:07,906 --> 00:39:09,573 That's all I wanted to say. 716 00:39:09,698 --> 00:39:11,156 Okay. 717 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,240 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 718 00:39:53,698 --> 00:39:55,156 What's this? 719 00:39:55,281 --> 00:39:56,281 It's a scar. 720 00:39:56,323 --> 00:39:57,023 Is it new? 721 00:39:57,065 --> 00:39:58,065 Not so new. 722 00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:00,240 It's new to me. 723 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:01,990 Ah, how did you get it? 724 00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:04,281 I was riding my bike. 725 00:40:04,406 --> 00:40:05,365 you still race? 726 00:40:05,406 --> 00:40:07,240 No, it wasn't a race. 727 00:40:07,365 --> 00:40:10,190 I was riding my bike and was hit by a car. 728 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:12,206 No! 729 00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:14,998 My poor thing. 730 00:40:15,098 --> 00:40:17,223 Was it serious? 731 00:40:21,765 --> 00:40:25,573 I was in hospital for six months. 732 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,798 you shouldn't have been alone. 733 00:40:28,881 --> 00:40:30,131 I wanted to be alone. 734 00:40:30,215 --> 00:40:32,423 Why didn't you call me? 735 00:40:32,506 --> 00:40:34,673 - I thought about it. - But you didn't. 736 00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:37,173 I guess not. 737 00:40:37,298 --> 00:40:38,590 I would've come. 738 00:40:38,673 --> 00:40:41,256 I know. 739 00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:44,423 I like knowing that. 740 00:40:44,506 --> 00:40:48,873 You go away for so long and you come back to me damaged. 741 00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:52,890 I'm sorry. 742 00:40:52,973 --> 00:40:56,348 All this land was once mine. 743 00:40:56,473 --> 00:40:57,473 Yep. 744 00:40:57,473 --> 00:40:59,181 Now it belongs to someone else. 745 00:40:59,306 --> 00:41:02,556 Yep. 746 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,931 It's like when you drive by your childhood home 747 00:41:05,015 --> 00:41:08,056 and find another family living there. 748 00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:09,631 Well, come here! 749 00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:11,815 If I told you that I love you 750 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:12,940 that I've always loved you 751 00:41:13,065 --> 00:41:14,731 that I loved you to distraction 752 00:41:14,856 --> 00:41:15,898 ...would you leave him? 753 00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:18,356 No. 754 00:42:57,131 --> 00:42:59,298 What are you thinking? 755 00:42:59,381 --> 00:43:04,381 That it's probably a mistake. 756 00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:08,798 Are you already thinking that? 757 00:43:09,123 --> 00:43:14,748 you shouldn't think that until at least 20 minutes after we're done. 758 00:43:14,873 --> 00:43:16,873 And what are you thinking? 759 00:43:20,415 --> 00:43:27,498 I'm thinking about that girl I used to know lying under a tree 760 00:43:27,623 --> 00:43:29,956 - Don't think about her. - ... reading a book. Why? 761 00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,631 I can't compete with her. 762 00:43:31,756 --> 00:43:34,215 you don't have to compete with her. 763 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:35,923 Liar. 764 00:43:36,106 --> 00:43:37,481 You don't have to do this. 765 00:43:37,606 --> 00:43:39,481 As if the act in itself mattered. 766 00:43:39,606 --> 00:43:42,190 it does matter. 767 00:43:42,273 --> 00:43:44,973 It's technicality. 768 00:43:48,481 --> 00:43:51,148 Don't you know what we've already done? 769 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:16,331 Your skin is different from I remember. 770 00:46:16,415 --> 00:46:20,040 The texture is different. 771 00:46:20,165 --> 00:46:22,956 How? Rougher? 772 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,831 No, not rougher. 773 00:46:25,915 --> 00:46:30,665 It's more papery that it used to be. 774 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:32,373 You sweat more. 775 00:46:33,998 --> 00:46:35,665 And you smell. 776 00:46:35,748 --> 00:46:36,998 Thanks. 777 00:46:37,123 --> 00:46:39,123 And you're fat. 778 00:46:45,165 --> 00:46:47,248 Your hair is shorter. 779 00:46:47,373 --> 00:46:49,415 Yeah? 780 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:53,331 I liked it long. 781 00:46:53,456 --> 00:46:55,665 Ah, I bet Sarah the dancer has long hair. 782 00:46:55,748 --> 00:46:57,123 No. 783 00:46:57,206 --> 00:46:59,040 I bet she does. 784 00:46:59,165 --> 00:47:00,456 Show me a photo. 785 00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:02,081 I don't have one with me. 786 00:47:02,206 --> 00:47:03,665 Well, send it to me then. 787 00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:08,081 I don't know your address. 788 00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:12,540 If you don't have a photo of Sarah the dancer on you 789 00:47:12,665 --> 00:47:16,248 it means that you... you don't love her. 790 00:47:16,373 --> 00:47:17,873 I know what she looks like 791 00:47:17,998 --> 00:47:19,206 why do I need a picture? 792 00:47:19,331 --> 00:47:21,206 To show other people. 793 00:47:24,281 --> 00:47:26,198 Where are you going? 794 00:47:26,323 --> 00:47:27,448 To the bathroom. 795 00:47:27,574 --> 00:47:28,573 Is that all right? 796 00:47:28,573 --> 00:47:29,990 Can I come? 797 00:47:30,073 --> 00:47:31,573 No. 798 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,031 You have one new message. 799 00:48:46,115 --> 00:48:47,156 Press 1 to listen. 800 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,573 Message received 2:31 p.m. 801 00:48:49,698 --> 00:48:50,698 Hello, gorgeous girl. 802 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:51,823 sorry we missed you. 803 00:48:51,906 --> 00:48:53,365 Everyone's fine. 804 00:48:53,448 --> 00:48:55,656 Elsie wanted to say something to you before bed. 805 00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:58,823 Hi. Remember to get me the snowboard. Okay, mommy? 806 00:48:58,823 --> 00:49:00,823 And something for me too, but it doesn't matter what. 807 00:49:00,906 --> 00:49:03,031 How magnanimous for you, Gwennie. 808 00:49:03,156 --> 00:49:04,531 We'll try to call you in the morning. 809 00:49:04,656 --> 00:49:07,031 Make sure you take a photo in that bridesmade's dress 810 00:49:07,156 --> 00:49:08,365 that's for me, by the way. 811 00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:09,906 I love you. Everybody saids they love you. 812 00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:11,031 We love you! 813 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,073 Come soon. Bye-bye! 814 00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:13,198 I love you. 815 00:49:13,198 --> 00:49:14,198 Call early if you want. 816 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,490 I'm going to take a run 817 00:49:15,573 --> 00:49:16,948 End of the message. 818 00:49:17,073 --> 00:49:19,031 Message deleted. 819 00:49:35,690 --> 00:49:39,898 Hi. Hi, babe, it's me. I didn't wake you, did I? 820 00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:46,731 No. Ah, it was... it was dull. Boring, boring, nothing 821 00:49:46,773 --> 00:49:49,273 Nothing much happened. 822 00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:51,148 I missed you. Yeah. 823 00:49:51,273 --> 00:49:53,231 Do you mind if I use the phone? 824 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,856 It's fine! 825 00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:00,398 Could you leave that by the door? 826 00:50:03,315 --> 00:50:04,773 I'm sorry. 827 00:50:04,898 --> 00:50:06,898 Didn't know you were on the phone. 828 00:50:10,906 --> 00:50:15,031 Hm? Right. Ah, it was just room service. 829 00:50:15,115 --> 00:50:16,656 Yeah, I know I shouldn't eat this late 830 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:20,531 but the food on the... plane was horrible 831 00:50:20,656 --> 00:50:23,490 and the food at the wedding was really, really horrible. 832 00:50:23,573 --> 00:50:27,531 Hm? Tip? Oh, tip! Of course, thank you. 833 00:50:27,656 --> 00:50:34,656 Ah, God, I'm so gone. Just gone. 834 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:36,198 One second. 835 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,023 Have a good night. 836 00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:44,690 Ah, thank you very much mamm 837 00:50:44,773 --> 00:50:46,690 It's very generous of you. You look very nice tonight 838 00:50:46,773 --> 00:50:48,065 Enjoy your stay 839 00:50:50,073 --> 00:50:54,656 Hi. Yeah, the waiter was very friendly. 840 00:50:54,740 --> 00:51:01,073 I'm having... you know... French fries 841 00:51:01,198 --> 00:51:02,448 French onion soup, 842 00:51:02,573 --> 00:51:07,656 And, um, French toast, I think. And a pickle! Hm? 843 00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:11,656 Yeah, it's all very French except for the pickle. 844 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:17,273 I'm still thinking about it. 845 00:51:17,398 --> 00:51:19,898 No, I'm still thinking. 846 00:51:20,023 --> 00:51:25,315 Yeah. Um, okay, okay. 847 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,565 Well, can I...? I'll phone you before I get on the plane. 848 00:51:28,648 --> 00:51:30,981 All right. Yeah, I love you too. 849 00:51:31,106 --> 00:51:34,398 Okay. ... Bye. 850 00:51:44,398 --> 00:51:46,481 I didn't know you were on the phone. 851 00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:48,398 I saw your feet under the door. 852 00:51:50,606 --> 00:51:51,898 Well, you recovered well. 853 00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:53,523 Anyway, it was good. 854 00:51:55,606 --> 00:51:59,356 It's quite easy to lie once you get started. 855 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,190 Well, sorry. 856 00:52:03,273 --> 00:52:07,523 You could've put me in a really awkward situation. 857 00:52:07,606 --> 00:52:11,398 I knew you'd be ingenious and you were it. 858 00:52:11,523 --> 00:52:14,398 Yeah, but what was the point? 859 00:52:14,481 --> 00:52:15,731 To see you scorn. 860 00:52:16,156 --> 00:52:18,531 That's not very nice. 861 00:52:18,615 --> 00:52:20,740 I wanted him to know I existed. 862 00:52:20,865 --> 00:52:22,406 Him? 863 00:52:22,531 --> 00:52:24,198 Jeffrey, the cardiologist. 864 00:52:24,281 --> 00:52:25,698 Look, he knows you exist. 865 00:52:25,781 --> 00:52:27,073 How wouldn't he know it? 866 00:52:27,198 --> 00:52:28,656 You don't have any secrets? 867 00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:30,823 No. Nothing significant. No. 868 00:52:30,906 --> 00:52:33,615 So you will tell him you made love to me tonight? 869 00:52:33,740 --> 00:52:35,073 Maybe, some day. 870 00:52:35,198 --> 00:52:38,031 Somehow, I doubt that. 871 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,906 Jeffrey. Jeffrey the cardiologist. 872 00:52:42,031 --> 00:52:44,781 Hallo, Jeffrey? 873 00:52:45,506 --> 00:52:46,715 - Shall I call him? - No. 874 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,256 Shall I call and tell him what you just did? 875 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,423 No! 876 00:52:50,548 --> 00:52:52,298 Would that spoil things between you? 877 00:52:52,381 --> 00:52:54,381 It might. 878 00:52:55,415 --> 00:52:56,748 Why would you wanna do that? 879 00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:59,623 Would it ruin things so much that you couldn't go back to London? 880 00:52:59,706 --> 00:53:00,998 No. Not that much... 881 00:53:01,081 --> 00:53:03,540 ...because I have a job there, and a dog, and a home. 882 00:53:03,665 --> 00:53:05,290 - And a husband. - And a husband. 883 00:53:05,373 --> 00:53:07,540 Hello, Jeffrey? The cardiologist? 884 00:53:07,865 --> 00:53:09,531 Yes. I'd like to make an appointment. 885 00:53:09,656 --> 00:53:12,531 My heart's been broken. 886 00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:15,823 Now, you wanna play that game. 887 00:53:16,306 --> 00:53:18,098 Now, I get to phone Sarah the dancer. 888 00:53:18,223 --> 00:53:21,140 Go ahead. 889 00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:22,265 You don't care? 890 00:53:22,306 --> 00:53:24,181 No, not really. 891 00:53:24,306 --> 00:53:25,265 That's awful. 892 00:53:25,306 --> 00:53:26,848 Well, it is was it is. 893 00:53:26,973 --> 00:53:29,515 I hate that phrase. 894 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,806 sounds like dying. 895 00:53:34,723 --> 00:53:37,473 What was your ex-husband like? 896 00:53:37,598 --> 00:53:39,306 You know perfectly well what he was like. 897 00:53:39,431 --> 00:53:40,931 Refresh my memory. 898 00:53:41,056 --> 00:53:43,223 No. 899 00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:46,015 Honest, I can't remember. 900 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,056 The memory starts to go around 40, you know. 901 00:53:56,381 --> 00:54:00,798 He was red, he was kind of yellow. 902 00:54:00,881 --> 00:54:03,631 And black, pink, orange and blue. 903 00:54:05,131 --> 00:54:09,365 Magenta, indigo. A little ocher. and Turquoise. 904 00:54:09,465 --> 00:54:11,923 Hey! What does that mean? 905 00:54:12,006 --> 00:54:15,298 I don't know, it's what I see you when I close my eyes. 906 00:54:15,381 --> 00:54:19,548 Come on! That's a bullshit answer. 907 00:54:29,048 --> 00:54:31,340 Ask nicely. 908 00:54:43,556 --> 00:54:45,515 I loved him. 909 00:54:46,556 --> 00:54:49,848 I loved him... 910 00:54:49,973 --> 00:54:54,390 ...but sometimes people who really love each other 911 00:54:54,473 --> 00:54:58,098 Well, they have the uncanny knack 912 00:54:58,223 --> 00:55:01,431 for making each other miserable. 913 00:55:01,556 --> 00:55:03,431 And now? 914 00:55:03,556 --> 00:55:06,515 And now I'm happy. I'm happy. 915 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,265 Of course I'm happy. 916 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,265 Of course I'm happy. 917 00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:13,973 Yeah, I am. 918 00:55:14,098 --> 00:55:17,473 Sometimes I long for a little misery, though. 919 00:55:17,598 --> 00:55:21,181 It can be terribly romantic. 920 00:55:21,265 --> 00:55:24,290 My ex-husband made me deliriously miserable. 921 00:55:24,473 --> 00:55:26,956 You're too kind. 922 00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:32,223 Not at all. It's the truth. 923 00:55:32,306 --> 00:55:34,931 Do you wantna know what my wife was like? 924 00:55:35,015 --> 00:55:36,306 Your ex-wife, you mean? 925 00:55:36,431 --> 00:55:38,223 Yes, my ex-wife. Do you wanna know? 926 00:55:38,306 --> 00:55:42,098 No. I have no interest in other women. 927 00:55:42,223 --> 00:55:44,431 She was a great fuck. 928 00:55:44,556 --> 00:55:45,806 Wow. 929 00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:51,223 She was a great fuck. And a great friend. 930 00:56:17,573 --> 00:56:19,656 You know, I have to confess... 931 00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:21,573 ...I... 932 00:56:21,698 --> 00:56:24,031 ...I checked the message. 933 00:56:26,906 --> 00:56:28,823 You know he called, but you couldn't be bothered. 934 00:56:28,906 --> 00:56:30,115 remember the blinking red light? 935 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:35,240 In fact it's really annoying during sex. 936 00:56:35,365 --> 00:56:38,573 Why? 937 00:56:38,698 --> 00:56:42,656 I just wanted to know what he sounded like. 938 00:56:42,781 --> 00:56:45,365 What did he sound like? 939 00:56:45,490 --> 00:56:49,948 Like Elvis Costello. 940 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,031 I've never really thought about it. 941 00:56:52,115 --> 00:56:53,156 Maybe a little. 942 00:56:53,281 --> 00:56:56,865 Foreign, cool. 943 00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:57,990 I hated him immediately. 944 00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,615 Why would you like him? 945 00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:01,656 I hated it with a passion 946 00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:03,698 that I didn't know I was capable any more. 947 00:57:03,823 --> 00:57:04,990 For my sake? 948 00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:06,156 Yes, for your sake. 949 00:57:06,281 --> 00:57:08,490 Of course for your sake, silly little girl. 950 00:57:08,573 --> 00:57:13,281 I'm not a little girl any more. 951 00:57:13,365 --> 00:57:15,656 Don't you wanna know what his message said? 952 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,323 No. 953 00:57:17,448 --> 00:57:23,615 It said that he loves you and misses you. 954 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,781 He wants you to call you before you leave. 955 00:57:26,906 --> 00:57:31,031 He's going for a jog. 956 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:35,156 He'll be up early, so don't be afraid to call. 957 00:57:35,281 --> 00:57:36,281 Thank you. 958 00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,531 Yeah. 959 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:42,990 I mean... To tell you the truth...I... 960 00:57:43,073 --> 00:57:45,531 ...well, I just expected more. 961 00:57:45,656 --> 00:57:47,365 A soliloquy from "Hamlet?" 962 00:57:47,448 --> 00:57:49,990 No, but he was just all so ordinary. 963 00:57:50,115 --> 00:57:53,698 I mean, the man that marries you should be extraordinary. 964 00:57:53,823 --> 00:57:55,323 Extraordinary. 965 00:58:00,573 --> 00:58:03,531 God, I'm done with extraordinary? 966 00:58:03,656 --> 00:58:05,073 I'm too old for extraordinary? 967 00:58:05,198 --> 00:58:06,615 And how old would that be? 968 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:09,448 been too straight for extraordinary for some time now. 969 00:58:09,531 --> 00:58:12,490 And that's my fault I suppose? 970 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,031 God, you'd love to think that, wouldn't you? 971 00:58:15,115 --> 00:58:16,490 You'd love to imagine... 972 00:58:16,573 --> 00:58:19,031 ...that you ruined me for all the other men. 973 00:58:19,115 --> 00:58:20,615 Would you amuse me in something? 974 00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:21,698 Probably. 975 00:58:21,781 --> 00:58:23,698 This might be unpleasant for you to hear 976 00:58:23,781 --> 00:58:25,906 that there is some things that I would like to say 977 00:58:26,031 --> 00:58:27,240 in fact that I need to say. 978 00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:28,490 It won't matter anyway. 979 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:29,990 Okay, probably it won't. 980 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:31,573 Sad old story that everyone's forgotten 981 00:58:31,698 --> 00:58:33,656 I mean, Crist, I've even forgotten most of it. 982 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:34,781 No, don't say that. 983 00:58:34,865 --> 00:58:36,281 Well, I have. Of course I have. 984 00:58:36,365 --> 00:58:41,365 If I haven't, I wouldn't be here. 985 00:58:41,490 --> 00:58:43,198 When it comes to it 986 00:58:43,281 --> 00:58:47,073 it's just stories of girls you used to know... 987 00:58:47,198 --> 00:58:49,198 wearing foolish striped tube tops. 988 00:58:49,323 --> 00:58:50,323 No, I thought about it. 989 00:58:50,406 --> 00:58:51,865 You weren't wearing a tube top. 990 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:52,990 It was a dress... 991 00:58:53,115 --> 00:58:54,156 it was blue and white stripes 992 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:55,865 but the top was cut like a tube top. 993 00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:57,656 Yeah, I know, I remember the dress. 994 00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:59,906 What about the book? 995 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:07,948 I don't know...it was something by... 996 00:59:08,073 --> 00:59:09,531 ...it was Danielle Steele. 997 00:59:09,615 --> 00:59:11,365 I never read Danielle Steele! 998 00:59:11,490 --> 00:59:13,740 I never read Danielle Steele. 999 00:59:13,865 --> 00:59:15,198 I so not read Danielle Steele. 1000 00:59:15,281 --> 00:59:17,198 It was written by a woman. 1001 00:59:17,281 --> 00:59:19,823 It was "The House of Mirth" by Edith Wharton. 1002 00:59:19,906 --> 00:59:21,323 All right. That sounds about right. 1003 00:59:21,406 --> 00:59:22,406 Not about. Exactly. 1004 00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:24,656 Okay. You were lying under a tree 1005 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,990 reading a book by Edith Wharton. 1006 00:59:27,073 --> 00:59:28,448 "The house of Mirth." 1007 00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:30,740 "The house of Mirth." 1008 00:59:30,865 --> 00:59:35,240 And it was an end-of-summer muggy Cape Cod day. 1009 00:59:35,365 --> 00:59:36,740 Actually there was a breeze. 1010 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,198 And everyone else was in line to get food 1011 00:59:39,323 --> 00:59:41,406 I could tell you didn't wanna be disturbed 1012 00:59:41,531 --> 00:59:43,615 ...so I said I don't know if you know... 1013 00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:45,698 ...but the food's ready. 1014 00:59:47,281 --> 00:59:49,865 And you said... 1015 00:59:51,990 --> 00:59:54,115 ...the food will wait. 1016 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,031 And then you waved me away like I was your servant... 1017 00:59:56,115 --> 00:59:57,198 ...but I won't be deterred. 1018 00:59:57,323 --> 00:59:58,698 So I took you by the hand... 1019 00:59:58,823 --> 01:00:03,031 ...and I said no, it won't. 1020 01:00:03,156 --> 01:00:05,031 Your book dropped to the ground. 1021 01:00:05,115 --> 01:00:06,865 You took me by surprise. 1022 01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:08,740 And I don't know why... 1023 01:00:08,865 --> 01:00:12,823 ...but I kissed you on the mouth... 1024 01:00:12,906 --> 01:00:14,781 ...right then, and there. 1025 01:00:15,165 --> 01:00:16,540 How long were we married then? 1026 01:00:16,665 --> 01:00:18,498 Six months. 1027 01:00:18,623 --> 01:00:20,081 Not so long, really. 1028 01:00:20,165 --> 01:00:22,040 No, not so long. 1029 01:00:22,165 --> 01:00:24,831 And then what happened? 1030 01:00:24,956 --> 01:00:26,623 Well, it was the end of summer 1031 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,415 We moved back to the city. 1032 01:00:28,498 --> 01:00:31,081 And then? 1033 01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:33,206 Well, you buy curtains... 1034 01:00:33,331 --> 01:00:35,623 ...you walk the dog... 1035 01:00:35,706 --> 01:00:37,998 ...you cook meals for two... 1036 01:00:38,123 --> 01:00:40,665 ...you finish school... 1037 01:00:40,790 --> 01:00:42,456 ...and you have sex once in the morning... 1038 01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:43,831 ...and once in the night. 1039 01:00:43,956 --> 01:00:46,831 Sometimes twice. 1040 01:00:48,015 --> 01:00:52,640 But sometimes you are alone. 1041 01:00:52,765 --> 01:00:55,765 Sometimes you wait. 1042 01:00:55,890 --> 01:00:59,348 Your husband is young, foolish and careless. 1043 01:00:59,431 --> 01:01:00,431 No. 1044 01:01:00,431 --> 01:01:03,640 And you are pregnant. 1045 01:01:03,965 --> 01:01:04,598 No. 1046 01:01:08,423 --> 01:01:12,965 And you ran away. 1047 01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:16,465 You went as far as you could get. 1048 01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:19,965 You went to London, met a cardiologist... 1049 01:01:21,506 --> 01:01:22,506 ...and you married him. 1050 01:01:22,506 --> 01:01:23,506 Now, straight to the bed. 1051 01:01:26,756 --> 01:01:28,923 Is that the ring I gave you? 1052 01:01:29,006 --> 01:01:30,006 No. 1053 01:01:30,090 --> 01:01:31,465 It looks like it. 1054 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:33,631 It's a ring, it's a wedding ring. 1055 01:01:33,756 --> 01:01:37,131 It's gold and it's round. 1056 01:01:42,373 --> 01:01:44,998 What happened to the husband? 1057 01:01:45,081 --> 01:01:46,581 The first husband. 1058 01:01:46,706 --> 01:01:49,248 Well, he... 1059 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,456 sometimes he thinks about ending it. 1060 01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:53,831 That is so not like him. 1061 01:01:53,915 --> 01:01:56,248 Well, sometimes you can't bear it. 1062 01:01:56,331 --> 01:01:58,581 The loneliness. 1063 01:02:11,623 --> 01:02:14,790 Then one day you're at a wedding... 1064 01:02:14,873 --> 01:02:16,623 and a man... 1065 01:02:16,706 --> 01:02:18,831 ...sets a champagne flute in front of you. 1066 01:02:18,956 --> 01:02:20,456 You tell him you're not drinking. 1067 01:02:20,581 --> 01:02:22,248 The man makes stupid jokes. 1068 01:02:22,331 --> 01:02:24,331 The man thinks that if he talks fast enough... 1069 01:02:24,415 --> 01:02:26,665 ...the woman might not notice. 1070 01:02:38,665 --> 01:02:40,498 Might not notice what? 1071 01:02:40,581 --> 01:02:43,415 That it's the same man. 1072 01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:48,165 That it's the husband. Her husband. 1073 01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:55,898 It'd be as if she's meeting him for the first time. 1074 01:02:59,065 --> 01:03:02,565 Does it work? 1075 01:03:02,690 --> 01:03:06,065 For a while anyway. 1076 01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:09,898 She takes him to her hotel room. 1077 01:03:09,981 --> 01:03:14,023 But as soon as the lights go down... 1078 01:03:14,148 --> 01:03:17,773 ...she recognizes him. 1079 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,940 She is one of those... 1080 01:03:20,065 --> 01:03:23,190 who see things better in the dark. 1081 01:03:30,648 --> 01:03:32,898 And then? 1082 01:03:32,981 --> 01:03:35,731 And then... 1083 01:03:35,856 --> 01:03:38,440 It's all over. 1084 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,031 It's over. 1085 01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:32,073 You could leave him. 1086 01:04:32,198 --> 01:04:33,198 I don't want to. 1087 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,823 - You could leave him. - I won't. 1088 01:04:34,948 --> 01:04:36,073 - You could leave him. - No. 1089 01:04:36,198 --> 01:04:37,240 - You... - No! 1090 01:04:37,365 --> 01:04:39,406 You don't know what I was gonna say there. 1091 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,073 It was reasonably sure. 1092 01:04:43,198 --> 01:04:45,656 Now you'll never know. It's gone forever. 1093 01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:51,073 What were you gonna say? 1094 01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:06,656 You are 38 and you look it. 1095 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:07,865 Fuck you! 1096 01:05:07,990 --> 01:05:09,656 And then it's over to 39... 1097 01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:12,073 Right, and then 40, and after 40 you may as well die. 1098 01:05:12,198 --> 01:05:13,281 Thanks. 1099 01:05:13,365 --> 01:05:15,240 If the cardiologist... 1100 01:05:15,365 --> 01:05:17,073 decides that you're too old and decrepit 1101 01:05:17,198 --> 01:05:18,740 and ugly to be at all lovable... 1102 01:05:18,865 --> 01:05:22,323 I am available to tolerate you in your golden years. 1103 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:30,281 Thank you. 1104 01:05:30,365 --> 01:05:32,198 You're welcome. 1105 01:05:32,323 --> 01:05:35,698 I'll walk you, I'll water you and... 1106 01:05:35,823 --> 01:05:37,781 ...I'll feed you... 1107 01:05:41,073 --> 01:05:43,698 Will Sarah the dancer live with us? 1108 01:05:44,198 --> 01:05:44,844 Of course not. 1109 01:05:46,156 --> 01:05:48,531 No, Sarah the dancer'll settle down 1110 01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:51,031 with a nice boy of her age. 1111 01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:53,948 Can you throw her over for me? 1112 01:05:54,031 --> 01:05:55,156 She left me. 1113 01:05:55,281 --> 01:05:57,156 Wisely. 1114 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,365 Will we still fight? 1115 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:01,490 Not at all. 1116 01:06:01,573 --> 01:06:05,365 No. We're passed all that. 1117 01:06:05,490 --> 01:06:08,031 Will we play bingo on Sundays nights? 1118 01:06:08,156 --> 01:06:10,865 Yeah, except when we're travelling. 1119 01:06:10,948 --> 01:06:12,323 Where do we go? 1120 01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:16,031 Huh, Guam, Paraguay, Botswana... 1121 01:06:16,156 --> 01:06:17,406 Nowhere particular. 1122 01:06:17,531 --> 01:06:18,531 No. 1123 01:06:18,615 --> 01:06:22,573 We just... take the globe and then spin it 1124 01:06:22,698 --> 01:06:24,406 and go wherever our fingers land. 1125 01:06:24,531 --> 01:06:25,615 And have sex, huh? 1126 01:06:25,740 --> 01:06:27,156 Why, you know what? 1127 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,198 I'll be totally indisposed since I've turned 40... 1128 01:06:29,281 --> 01:06:30,656 ...so there isn't much of that. 1129 01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:32,406 It works better that way probably. 1130 01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:35,531 Yeah. We sleep in separate beds. 1131 01:06:35,656 --> 01:06:38,698 Yeah, but sometimes I push together. 1132 01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:39,948 Why? 1133 01:06:40,031 --> 01:06:41,865 Because I remember what you looked like... 1134 01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:44,698 before you're ravaged by old age of 40. 1135 01:06:44,823 --> 01:06:47,698 So once a week I will close my eyes... 1136 01:06:47,823 --> 01:06:49,865 ...and I rub up against you a little bit. 1137 01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:51,573 That's disgusting! 1138 01:06:51,698 --> 01:06:53,031 But you tolerate me 1139 01:06:53,115 --> 01:06:54,531 because you know that I love you. 1140 01:06:54,615 --> 01:06:55,656 Well, yeah. 1141 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:58,156 You know you're just a dirty old pervert. 1142 01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,698 Yes, I am. But I'm your dirty old pervert. 1143 01:07:03,906 --> 01:07:07,323 Lucky me. 1144 01:07:07,406 --> 01:07:11,656 And when we're really, really old... 1145 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:14,490 ...we agree to end it. 1146 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:18,198 We'll take poison like in Romeo and Juliett 1147 01:07:18,323 --> 01:07:19,323 And will hold hands and... 1148 01:07:19,406 --> 01:07:22,698 ...both our hearts will stop. 1149 01:07:44,131 --> 01:07:47,798 And both of our hearts stop. 1150 01:07:50,298 --> 01:07:52,423 Only my poison... 1151 01:07:52,548 --> 01:07:54,840 ...like Juliett's, is an act. 1152 01:07:54,965 --> 01:07:56,923 It's a false elixir. 1153 01:07:57,048 --> 01:08:01,506 So you think I'm dead, but I'm not. 1154 01:08:01,631 --> 01:08:02,798 Right, I forgot that part. 1155 01:08:02,881 --> 01:08:06,131 Yeah. So about ten minutes after you died for good... 1156 01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,756 I wake up. 1157 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,506 And what do you do? 1158 01:08:10,631 --> 01:08:13,631 Well, I'm really sad that you're dead now 1159 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:17,340 but... I'm having second thoughts. 1160 01:08:17,465 --> 01:08:20,173 I was never a 'suicide-kind of girl. 1161 01:08:20,298 --> 01:08:22,340 So... 1162 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:24,923 ...I pack my bags... 1163 01:08:25,006 --> 01:08:31,173 and I take the first plane back to London, to Jeffrey. 1164 01:08:35,215 --> 01:08:36,256 How romantic. 1165 01:08:36,342 --> 01:08:37,423 Yeah. 1166 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:40,006 Fuck! What time is it? 1167 01:08:40,131 --> 01:08:41,965 - It is late. - How? 1168 01:08:42,048 --> 01:08:43,298 - It is late! - How so late? 1169 01:08:43,381 --> 01:08:45,006 I should lie to you. It's 3.15 1170 01:08:45,131 --> 01:08:46,256 Shit! 1171 01:08:52,731 --> 01:08:54,440 I'm gonna get into... 1172 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,773 Can you just make sure My stuff's packed, please? 1173 01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:19,773 Well, I'm glad I ran into you 1174 01:09:19,898 --> 01:09:22,731 ...glad that we saw each other after all this time. 1175 01:09:24,815 --> 01:09:27,690 have imagined it so often, you know? 1176 01:09:30,148 --> 01:09:33,273 Tomorrow I'll wonder if it even happened at all. 1177 01:09:46,690 --> 01:09:48,565 I'm glad I ran into you! 1178 01:09:49,898 --> 01:09:52,648 Somehow I feel so much lonelier than before. 1179 01:09:52,731 --> 01:09:55,981 Yeah... 1180 01:09:56,065 --> 01:09:58,898 God, I used to think I could call you... 1181 01:09:59,023 --> 01:10:02,981 ...go out to lunch, get married. 1182 01:10:03,065 --> 01:10:07,481 How simple is that. 1183 01:10:07,565 --> 01:10:09,898 The promise of all those... 1184 01:10:09,981 --> 01:10:13,523 ...high school physics film strips fulfilled. 1185 01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:16,690 Your spilled milk leaps back in the pitchers. 1186 01:10:16,815 --> 01:10:21,815 Broken teacups miraculously reassemble. 1187 01:10:22,023 --> 01:10:23,690 time really can... you know... time... 1188 01:10:23,773 --> 01:10:27,065 time really can move in two directions. 1189 01:10:27,148 --> 01:10:29,065 time really can move in two directions. 1190 01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:31,690 It doen't matter universe anyway. 1191 01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:36,231 Which is to say... 1192 01:10:42,065 --> 01:10:42,815 Which is to say... 1193 01:10:56,731 --> 01:10:58,231 Which is... 1194 01:11:03,190 --> 01:11:05,981 I don't know. Which is to say that I... 1195 01:11:06,065 --> 01:11:09,065 ...I think everything could still turn out. 1196 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:24,665 Now everything seems much more definitive. 1197 01:11:24,790 --> 01:11:26,665 Seems so much more real. 1198 01:11:26,790 --> 01:11:30,165 It seems much more final. 1199 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:38,415 Now milk once spilled cannot unspill? 1200 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:42,165 And a broken cup is always be a broken teacup. 1201 01:11:43,406 --> 01:11:44,848 You know it's funny 'cause... 1202 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:48,431 everyone thinks they shouldn't mention you to me. 1203 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,098 No, but the omission... 1204 01:11:56,598 --> 01:11:59,765 The omission only makes it worse. 1205 01:12:01,390 --> 01:12:04,348 Well I like to hear about you sometimes. 1206 01:12:19,431 --> 01:12:21,681 I love you. 1207 01:12:23,015 --> 01:12:24,015 For better or worse... 1208 01:12:24,098 --> 01:12:26,265 ...you can take that with you on your travels. 1209 01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:34,015 Shit. 1210 01:12:40,306 --> 01:12:41,515 Were you saying something? 1211 01:12:41,598 --> 01:12:44,015 'cause I couldn't hear with the shower on. 1212 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,765 No, nothing important. 1213 01:12:46,890 --> 01:12:48,181 That's Jeffrey. 1214 01:12:51,348 --> 01:12:53,348 That's nice. 1215 01:13:01,273 --> 01:13:03,190 That's Maggie. 1216 01:13:03,273 --> 01:13:05,648 She's 4. 1217 01:13:05,731 --> 01:13:07,773 And that's Elsa, she is 8. 1218 01:13:07,898 --> 01:13:10,815 And That's Gwen. She's the eldest. 1219 01:13:10,898 --> 01:13:11,940 She's gonna be, um... 1220 01:13:12,065 --> 01:13:14,773 Well, she's gonna be 12 in two weeks. 1221 01:13:14,898 --> 01:13:16,565 They look like a handful. 1222 01:13:16,648 --> 01:13:19,898 No, they're not that bad really. 1223 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,481 Are they...? Are they yours? 1224 01:13:27,565 --> 01:13:29,440 Oh, no. God, no. 1225 01:13:29,565 --> 01:13:32,523 No, they belong to another woman. 1226 01:13:32,606 --> 01:13:34,731 What? From his first marriage? 1227 01:13:34,856 --> 01:13:36,398 Yeah. 1228 01:13:39,398 --> 01:13:41,231 Did you check all the drawers? 1229 01:13:42,315 --> 01:13:46,190 Oh, yeah. They're all empty. 1230 01:13:50,481 --> 01:13:53,273 I couldn't get your bridesmaids dress in the bags... 1231 01:13:53,398 --> 01:13:56,356 so you probably have to take it separately. 1232 01:13:56,481 --> 01:13:57,481 You know what? 1233 01:13:57,523 --> 01:14:00,523 Can you just return it to your sister for me? 1234 01:14:00,606 --> 01:14:01,606 You know what? 1235 01:14:01,690 --> 01:14:06,356 She could maybe sent it to the original 7th bridesmaid. 1236 01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:09,606 No. Not I don't think that would be a very good idea. 1237 01:14:09,731 --> 01:14:10,773 I guess that's not. 1238 01:14:14,398 --> 01:14:15,898 You could keep it. 1239 01:14:16,023 --> 01:14:18,023 A memento of your conquest. 1240 01:14:18,906 --> 01:14:23,656 No. Sarah might ask questions about whether or not... 1241 01:14:24,998 --> 01:14:26,623 Yeah, I suppose. 1242 01:14:30,331 --> 01:14:32,540 You know what? I don't care. 1243 01:14:32,665 --> 01:14:35,790 Just... throw it away on your way house? 1244 01:14:36,073 --> 01:14:37,656 I don't care. Some dustbin or something... 1245 01:14:38,081 --> 01:14:39,081 Hang on! 1246 01:14:45,465 --> 01:14:48,256 That's not quite what I had in mind. 1247 01:14:57,881 --> 01:14:59,798 Hello. 1248 01:15:01,173 --> 01:15:03,756 Oh, hang on, one second. 1249 01:15:04,723 --> 01:15:06,931 It's for you... 1250 01:15:09,765 --> 01:15:13,390 I think our phones must've got switched. 1251 01:15:15,265 --> 01:15:19,306 Hello? Sarah, Sarah... 1252 01:15:19,431 --> 01:15:21,265 she's just a friend of mine. 1253 01:15:21,390 --> 01:15:25,306 All right? Hold on. 1254 01:15:25,431 --> 01:15:27,556 She wants to talk to you. 1255 01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:38,015 Is that Sarah? 1256 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:40,515 Me? Honestly I'm no-one, I'm just an old friend. 1257 01:15:40,598 --> 01:15:45,015 An old friend, just like goes back ten years. 1258 01:15:45,798 --> 01:15:46,798 Listen. 1259 01:15:46,798 --> 01:15:48,215 No-one to worry about at all. 1260 01:15:48,298 --> 01:15:50,673 Mind you, knowing your boyfriend as I once did... 1261 01:15:50,798 --> 01:15:54,715 I completely understand if you find that hard to believe... 1262 01:15:54,798 --> 01:15:57,256 Yes, we bumped into each other at the wedding... 1263 01:15:57,340 --> 01:16:00,006 and spent all night catching up. 1264 01:16:00,131 --> 01:16:02,590 Yeah. 1265 01:16:02,715 --> 01:16:03,798 I mean, mind you, mainly because I'd... 1266 01:16:03,923 --> 01:16:08,256 really wanna stay up and switch time zones 1267 01:16:08,381 --> 01:16:10,715 'cause I'm just about to get on a plane. 1268 01:16:10,798 --> 01:16:13,048 I live in London... 1269 01:16:13,131 --> 01:16:14,881 and I just got here yesterday. 1270 01:16:14,965 --> 01:16:17,090 I'm about to take a flight back right now. 1271 01:16:17,215 --> 01:16:18,215 Five minutes. 1272 01:16:18,298 --> 01:16:19,923 But thank you very much for phoning me 1273 01:16:20,048 --> 01:16:21,465 because if you hadn't phoned now, 1274 01:16:21,590 --> 01:16:24,965 we wouldn't have realized that we'd actually swapped phones. 1275 01:16:25,090 --> 01:16:28,340 Yeah, I guess we do. 1276 01:16:28,465 --> 01:16:31,131 I haven't really thought about it, but I guess we do. 1277 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,465 No, no, no, it's all right, don't worry about it. 1278 01:16:36,548 --> 01:16:38,548 I completely understand. 1279 01:16:38,631 --> 01:16:41,131 Do you wanna speak to him? 1280 01:16:44,173 --> 01:16:45,590 Okay. 1281 01:16:45,673 --> 01:16:47,756 All right, I give him the message. 1282 01:16:47,881 --> 01:16:50,798 All right, take care. 1283 01:17:01,881 --> 01:17:03,298 Same phones. 1284 01:17:03,423 --> 01:17:04,423 Funny, huh? 1285 01:17:04,423 --> 01:17:06,965 Yeah. 1286 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:12,840 You're meeting her for breakfast at the diner near your apartment. 1287 01:17:12,965 --> 01:17:14,423 She understands everything by the way. 1288 01:17:14,548 --> 01:17:15,798 What did you say? 1289 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,965 That we used to know each other, 1290 01:17:19,090 --> 01:17:21,215 and we bumped into each other at the wedding 1291 01:17:21,298 --> 01:17:23,381 ...and spend all the night catching up 1292 01:17:23,465 --> 01:17:25,631 isn't it funny? Our phones got switched... 1293 01:17:25,756 --> 01:17:28,506 But hey, better we could get that now rather than later 1294 01:17:28,631 --> 01:17:30,965 ...because I'm about to take a plane to London. 1295 01:17:31,090 --> 01:17:32,256 If you're ever in London... 1296 01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:33,715 um, basically, I told the truth. 1297 01:17:33,798 --> 01:17:36,715 The truth mostly. 1298 01:17:36,798 --> 01:17:38,131 Everything important. 1299 01:17:38,215 --> 01:17:39,423 What about the sex? 1300 01:17:39,506 --> 01:17:41,965 Fuck the sex. 1301 01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:50,040 You know I was thinking Maybe I'll take a shower. 1302 01:17:50,381 --> 01:17:51,965 Right, take a shower. 1303 01:17:52,090 --> 01:17:56,506 You have the room till noon. 1304 01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:59,423 After that you're on your own. 1305 01:18:01,465 --> 01:18:04,090 you know? Maybe I'll... 1306 01:18:04,215 --> 01:18:07,506 - maybe I'll come down now, after all. - No shower? 1307 01:18:10,465 --> 01:18:13,715 No, let's go down together. 1308 01:18:13,798 --> 01:18:15,881 Somebody might see us. 1309 01:18:15,965 --> 01:18:18,965 Nobody remembers who you are. 1310 01:18:19,048 --> 01:18:23,923 Sorry. And everybody expects me to behave badly anyway... 1311 01:18:24,006 --> 01:18:26,590 You could've just said it's early. 1312 01:18:28,881 --> 01:18:30,840 It's early. 1313 01:18:55,665 --> 01:18:56,665 There's cameras in here. 1314 01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:58,831 No-one cares about that. 1315 01:18:58,956 --> 01:19:00,706 Guess, you are right. 1316 01:19:05,623 --> 01:19:07,031 Maybe this securuty guard thinks 1317 01:19:07,156 --> 01:19:10,115 we're two newlyweds starting their new lives together. 1318 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,323 - It's light. - No, I want to, please. 1319 01:19:20,406 --> 01:19:22,115 - I want to. - No, it's very light. 1320 01:19:37,065 --> 01:19:39,606 Why did you come? Really. 1321 01:19:39,731 --> 01:19:42,398 Do you want me to say I was hoping I'd see you? 1322 01:19:42,523 --> 01:19:44,690 Yes. And I want you to mean it. 1323 01:19:44,773 --> 01:19:48,256 You're so romantic. 1324 01:19:48,356 --> 01:19:50,023 By romantic you mean I'm old fashioned? 1325 01:19:50,106 --> 01:19:54,148 No, by romantic I mean romantic. 1326 01:19:56,731 --> 01:19:59,148 Hang on. you know what? 1327 01:19:59,231 --> 01:20:01,065 Do you mind getting rid of these for me? 1328 01:20:02,148 --> 01:20:03,315 Why? 1329 01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:07,731 My husband doesn't know I smoke. 1330 01:20:49,731 --> 01:20:52,106 you care which way I go? 1331 01:20:52,231 --> 01:20:53,356 I don't care. 1332 01:20:53,481 --> 01:20:57,023 You care which way I go? 1333 01:20:57,148 --> 01:20:58,690 No. 1334 01:20:58,773 --> 01:21:00,731 My sister got married last night. 1335 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,231 Congratulations. 1336 01:21:02,315 --> 01:21:03,606 it don't matter this hour anyway... 1337 01:21:03,731 --> 01:21:05,690 ...but some people have a preference. 1338 01:21:05,773 --> 01:21:08,856 I think she's gonna be very unhappy. 1339 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:10,023 I don't care. 1340 01:21:10,148 --> 01:21:11,231 Ah, I wouldn't worry. 1341 01:21:11,356 --> 01:21:13,190 These things always work themselves out. 1342 01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:14,731 You're not from around here, are you? 1343 01:21:14,856 --> 01:21:15,856 Are you married? 1344 01:21:15,856 --> 01:21:16,856 Yeah. 1345 01:21:16,898 --> 01:21:20,648 No. I used to be...but not any more. 1346 01:21:20,731 --> 01:21:21,731 Are you happy? 1347 01:21:21,815 --> 01:21:23,231 Happy enough. 1348 01:21:23,315 --> 01:21:24,648 Good for you. 1349 01:21:24,731 --> 01:21:27,065 It's good to be happy. 1350 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:30,106 But it's so fucking hard, you know. 93140

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