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Uh, where are all the kids?
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Oh, is the football team giving
them atomic wedgies again?
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Well, the joke's on them,
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because Ritchie doesn't
wear underwear anymore.
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Christine, band
practice was cancelled
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because of the field trip tomorrow.
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You do remember the
field trip, right?
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You were the one who
sent out the memo.
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Uh, did I happen to mention
where we were going?
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It's the orchestra
trip to Disney Hall.
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They're taking a Hummer limo.
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You volunteered to chaperone.
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's coming back to me.
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Okay, yes, I will see
you tomorrow at...
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Disney Hall.
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Disney Hall. Yes, okay, bye.
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You want your kid?
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Oh, yeah. My kid.
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Yeah, Ritchie. I know.
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Where is he?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
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What is he doing? I'm okay...
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I don't know, but he's been
doing it for 45 minutes.
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We were going to go and help him,
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but it's just too funny.
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Ritchie. Ritchie, are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay...
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What are you doing?
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I didn't know how to get home.
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Well, why didn't you just call me?
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I don't know your number.
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On my cell phone,
you're one of my favorites.
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I just push number two. Oh...
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I'm one of his favorites.
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Wait a minute-- number two?
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Where's your cell phone?
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I don't know. Why didn't you
have the office call me?
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I don't know. Well, why didn't you
just ask Marly and Lindsay for help?
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I don't know. Okay, honey,
you can't get anywhere in this life
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if you don't know where you
are or what you're doing.
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You're not a baby anymore.
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You're 12 years old.
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I'm 13.
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Uh, oh...
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Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
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Okay, you know what?
Let's just get out of here.
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Okay? Come on.
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Other way.
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What? Oh, yeah. Okay, it's, um,
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this way.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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What are you doing?
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Having a conversation with Dave.
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I thought you guys
weren't getting along.
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We don't in person,
but for some reason
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when we text each other,
it all clicks.
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I think it filters out
his dull and my mean.
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I don't know why,
but he makes me LOL.
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Ha! Lol.
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Do you know what that means?
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Nope, but when she says it,
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makes me laugh out loud.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey.
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Okay, Ritchie, go upstairs.
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You did a good job today.
I'm proud of you.
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Me, too, son. What'd he do?
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He's a freakin' disaster,
that's what he did.
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What are you all doing in my house?
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You invited us for dinner.
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Oh, is it Thanksgiving?
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What's wrong with you?
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You're acting like Grandpa did
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just before he started
wearing that German uniform.
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I'm sorry.
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I got too much going on.
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I'm having trouble keeping
everything straight.
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I don't know what
is going on with me.
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Yep, it's a mystery.
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Maybe I should start
doing crossword puzzles.
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What's a nine-letter word
for "drinking problem"?
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No, that's not the problem, Barb.
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The problem is Ritchie.
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Okay, he got stuck at school today,
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and he completely fell apart.
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He didn't know how to ask for help.
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He didn't know how to use a phone.
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He was completely helpless.
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You have failed as a parent.
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Me? Why's it my fault?
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Because you made him soft.
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I said football and guns.
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You're the one still
tying his shoes for him.
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That's because I thought
he was 12, all right?
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But we've got to fix this.
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He's got no street smarts.
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Barb, you've got to teach
him some street smarts.
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Why me?
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Because Barb, uh, y...
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You-You're-You're
the kind of person
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that probably has
some street smarts.
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What kind of person is that?
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A kind of person like you, okay?
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Uh, smart...
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From the streets.
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You might be better
off texting her,
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so that she can put
on her mean filter.
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You know what?
I'm really serious about this.
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When I was a kid,
it was so independent.
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I made my own dinners.
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I'd leave the house
early in the morning.
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I wouldn't show up again
until it was dark.
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Our parents didn't baby me.
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Our parents didn't
know she was gone.
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But it made me strong.
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I survived by my own wits.
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How are you still alive
to tell this story?
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See? See, these are the street
smarts that I'm talking about.
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Okay? And his wussy private school,
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that isn't helping, either.
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You know, tomorrow they're
going on a field trip
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in a Hummer limo.
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There were no Hummers
on my field trips.
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Well...
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Well...
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Anyway, it is not too
late to turn him around.
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Starting now, we are going
to stop babying him.
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He's got to learn to
do things for himself.
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Mom, my bath is too hot.
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Okay, I'm going to
go blow on his bath,
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but starting tomorrow,
we are going to stop babying him.
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I'm coming, darling boy.
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Okay, everyone,
we're gonna leave in just
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a few minutes, but we've had
a little change in plans.
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Ms. Campbell had a
very interesting idea
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for our field trip today.
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Now, I know that everyone
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was excited about
that Hummer limo...
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Yay!
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Hold on! Ms. Campbell
had a different idea.
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Instead of the Hummer...
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Yay!
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Why don't you tell them, Ms.
Campbell?
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Thank you, Principal Nunley.
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You know, um, kids, when I was a kid,
I was so independent.
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I'd-I'd make my own dinners.
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I would leave my house
early in the morning.
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I wouldn't show up again
until it was dark.
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I'd ride my bike to
get my own cigarettes.
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I'm not sure they need the back story, Ms.
Campbell. Oh, oh, um...
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Okay, well, today,
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we are going to take the subway
to go to Disney Concert Hall!
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Boo! Boo! No! No!
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Wait, wait, wait-- the subway?
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Why-Why would we do such a thing,
when we have a Hummer limo?
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Yay!
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No, no, no, no, no-- you can't
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see life through the tinted
windows of a Hummer limo.
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Yay!
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see life through Okay, stop.
d windows Stop cheering!r limo.
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We are taking the subway.
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Boo!
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It's going to teach you the things
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that you aren't
learning at this school.
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You're never going to get ahead
in this life relying on Hummers.
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Well...
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Well...We.
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Well...
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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You ate all the leftovers
with my name on it
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from last night, so there's
nothing to eat in our place.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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We don't have any other food,
because you haven't
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done the grocery shopping
like you said you would.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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You know, it doesn't really feel
sincere when you say "sorry"
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but continue to do the
things you're sorry about.
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Oh... Sorry.
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Just maybe from now on,
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could you be a little
bit more considerate?
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I didn't realize you
had so many complaints.
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But... since we're complaining,
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maybe you could stop smelling
up the place with your broccoli.
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And I don't know how you have
any hair left on your head
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with the amount that ends
up in the shower drain.
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You have night terrors.
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You use too much hand cream.
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It's impossible to get a
grip on any of the doorknobs.
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Sorry.
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There's words on my phone.
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It's called a "text,"tarman.
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I didn't know my
phone could do that.
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Whoa.
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I didn't know anyone could do that.
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That's nasty.
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Who wrote that?
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It's from Barb.
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I think it's meant for Dave.
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She is dirty.
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Oh, and a really good sport.
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Hey, you know what you should do?
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Text her back something
really filthy.
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Why me? Because
you're really filthy.
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Text hAll right,
f I can someththink of sething..
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I hope she gets it.
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I'd say she got it.
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Well, here we are. The subway.
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And look it, Ritchie.
Look here. This is a map,
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and it tells you all the
different places you can go.
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This is freedom, Ritchie.
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What's syphilis?
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Uh, that is what happens
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when you have too
much freedom. Okay.
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Come on, I'm going to show
you how to buy a ticket.
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Because if I buy a ticket for you,
then you'll have a ticket.
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But if I show you how to buy a ticket,
then you'll be able
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to ride the subway for
the rest of your life.
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Oh, no!
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No, metaphorically, honey.
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Okay, where is everybody?
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Come on, guys! Come on!
Come on down!
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You're going to love it!
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Welcome to public transportation.
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We are all going to die!
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Ms. Campbell,
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you know, I think we've
proved our point.
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Everyone has learned
a valuable lesson
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about real life and-and
urban planning, hmm?
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So, what do you say I get that
limo driver back here and...
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and he take us on a safe
and a better-smelling ride
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down to Disney Hall?
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Oh, no. Not you, too.
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You're an educator,
Principal Nunley.
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Are you really willing to send
these kids out into the world,
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unprepared for life's challenges?
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Having to rely on maids
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and private jets and Hummer limos?
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Yay! Okay!
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Stop it!
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Okay? We are raising
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coddled, spoiled children.
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And I think it's time that
we did something about that.
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Push her on the tracks!
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No, no, no, nono--ime that she...
she-she has a point.at.
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No, we need to educate
the whole child,
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not just the rich part.
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Thank you, Principal Nunley.
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Thank you. And I think it'.
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And, you kno since it was my idea,
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I'm going to treat.
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Yay!
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Hmm, let's see, it's going to be
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$25 for all of us.
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So I'll put that on
two credit cards.
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00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:23,247
Here, Ritchie, hold my purse,
sweetie, okay?
257
00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:29,618
What's that?
258
00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:32,220
Oh, that, my friends,
is the subway.
259
00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:33,922
Cool!
260
00:10:33,923 --> 00:10:36,357
Oh, that is cool! Okay.
261
00:10:36,358 --> 00:10:39,193
One for you and one for you.
262
00:10:39,194 --> 00:10:40,928
And why don't you
pass them all around,
263
00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:43,830
and get on the train and
stay together, okay?
264
00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:48,033
Oh, wait. Where's my ticket?
265
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,534
Mom, everybody's
getting on the train.
266
00:10:49,535 --> 00:10:51,502
No, no, I, I had it. Wait a minute.
267
00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:53,237
And then I passed them out.
I was...
268
00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,805
Oh, oh, no. I got it.
269
00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:56,407
I have it.
270
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:58,241
Okay. Oh!
271
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,510
No! Uh, um...
272
00:11:00,511 --> 00:11:02,144
No. Could you open up?
273
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,879
Uh, my son is in here.
274
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,948
Ritchie. Oh!
275
00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:07,849
My purse is in there!
276
00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:09,317
Ritchie! Oh!
277
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:11,285
Purse! Oh!
278
00:11:11,286 --> 00:11:12,987
Oh! Ritchie!
279
00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,322
Ritchie!
280
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,961
I'm okay. I'm okay.
281
00:11:21,962 --> 00:11:26,731
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
282
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:29,466
I'm okay. I'm okay.
283
00:11:30,087 --> 00:11:31,454
Um, excuse me, uh,
284
00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:33,322
do you know when the
next train is coming?
285
00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:35,490
Uh, they come every 15 minutes.
286
00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:37,659
15 minutes-- oh, my God.
287
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,928
My baby is on that train.
288
00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:42,597
Anything could happen
to him in 15 minutes.
289
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,664
How old is your baby?
290
00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,666
12 or 13.
291
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,634
Can I borrow your phone?
292
00:11:48,635 --> 00:11:51,603
My son has my purse,
and I need to call my cell phone
293
00:11:51,604 --> 00:11:53,738
and tell him that I'll
meet him at Disney Hall.
294
00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:56,741
You know, I don't know you,
and I didn't get a flu shot.
295
00:11:56,742 --> 00:11:58,709
So I'm just going to
wait for my train.
296
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,548
No, no, wait.
297
00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:02,851
Um, um, my name is Christine.
298
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:03,985
Um, hi.
299
00:12:03,986 --> 00:12:06,187
What is your name? Hi. Bernie.
300
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:08,189
Bernie? Really?
301
00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,823
Weird.
302
00:12:10,992 --> 00:12:12,826
Anyway, I was trying
to teach my son
303
00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:16,762
to be self-sufficient and,
um, I, I lost him.
304
00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,330
And he doesn't know anything.
305
00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:22,299
No, he can't even cool
his own bath water.
306
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,668
He's just lost without me.
307
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,847
Please, stop crying.
308
00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:44,417
If you could just let me use your phone,
I will let you hold
309
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:47,386
Ritchie's clarinet and-and
my ticket as collateral.
310
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,788
You know, this is an $800 clarinet.
311
00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:53,192
I bought it before I realized
he didn't have any talent.
312
00:12:54,027 --> 00:12:55,827
Please!
313
00:12:55,828 --> 00:12:57,829
Please!
314
00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,164
Please! Please?
315
00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:02,099
Please? Please? Please? Please?
316
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,234
Please? Please? Fine. Fine.
317
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:06,135
Okay. But-But hurry up.
318
00:13:06,136 --> 00:13:08,903
And... and don't breathe on it.
319
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:10,538
I'm a little germophobic.
320
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,540
Oh, thank you. You got it.
321
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,641
You're a good person.
322
00:13:23,884 --> 00:13:25,318
Oh...
323
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,319
No, no. It's fine.
324
00:13:32,257 --> 00:13:34,057
What are you doing?
325
00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:36,628
Oh, I can't, I can't
remember my phone number.
326
00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,030
I-I never call myself.
327
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:39,898
Why don't you call information? Oh!
328
00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:42,333
That's a good idea.
You're a good person.
329
00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,471
4-1-1.
330
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:48,805
What? Oh, thank you.
331
00:13:48,806 --> 00:13:50,774
Yeah. You know what?
I'm just a little upset.
332
00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:53,609
But, you know what?
You're an awfully good person.
333
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,881
Hello?
334
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,216
Yeah, in Mar Vista, California.
335
00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:04,851
I'm looking for a listing
for Christine Campbell.
336
00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:06,119
Yeah, oh, no. Yes.
337
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,554
I know it's unlisted,
because I unlisted it.
338
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:12,090
But now I give you permission
to list it, because I need it.
339
00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:15,292
Hello? Hello?
340
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,261
The train is coming.
I need my phone.
341
00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:20,063
What? No. No, Bernie.
What are we going to do?
342
00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:21,398
We can't get on that train,
343
00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,499
because what if they're
coming back here to find us?
344
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,434
We're not us.
There's no "us," thank God.
345
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:27,669
I have a train to catch.
346
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,170
Really?
347
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:30,839
You know what? You're a bad person.
348
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,074
I hope I have tuberculosis.
349
00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,911
All right, you know, I'm sorry.
350
00:14:37,912 --> 00:14:39,846
I'm sorry, Bernie. I didn't...
351
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:42,548
Oh, you know what,
Bernie? You still have my ticket.
352
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,050
You... Uh-oh.
353
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,019
Bernie, you have my ticket!
354
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,321
Bernie! Ritchie!
355
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,156
Ticket!
356
00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:55,626
Damn it, Richard. Look at that.
357
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,327
I got a scratch on my bumper.
358
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,029
You have half a house
on your bumper.
359
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:01,030
You shouldn't be texting
while you drive.
360
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,698
I wasn't texting you.
361
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,732
It came to me.
362
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,233
Well, why'd you text me back?
363
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,534
Matthew told me to.
364
00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:09,203
Yeah, but you took it too far.
You always take it too far.
365
00:15:09,204 --> 00:15:10,838
And you never put your
clothes in the hamper.
366
00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:12,072
And you are the loudest breather.
367
00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:14,341
Feel free to use your
nose once in awhile.
368
00:15:14,342 --> 00:15:16,410
Feel free to use deodorant
369
00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:18,111
once in awhile,
instead of that crystal.
370
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:20,546
It doesn't work.
371
00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:21,748
Hey, kiss already.
372
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,050
We have a problem here.
373
00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:25,717
Who's going to pay
for my Range Rover?
374
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:26,985
Who's going to pay for
Christine's house?
375
00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:28,353
Look, we don't even
know how bad it is.
376
00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:30,021
Let's get the car out of here,
so we can take
377
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:31,589
a look at the damage.
It might be nothing.
378
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,525
Come on back.
379
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,860
Take it slow.
380
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,230
Barb, what are you waiting for?
Put it in gear.
381
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,232
All right, all right!
382
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,568
Relax, I'm going.
383
00:15:50,773 --> 00:15:53,942
Okay, stop.
384
00:15:58,346 --> 00:15:59,446
Oh, excuse me.
385
00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:01,815
Can you buy me a ticket? Ex...
386
00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:04,851
Excuse me, um, I'm trying to
get a ticket to find my son.
387
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:06,852
Do you have any change?
388
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:09,955
Oh. Hello?
389
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:11,523
Excuse me? Hello?
390
00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:14,091
Oh, come on!
391
00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,126
Don't act like you can't see me.
392
00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:17,561
You can't just ignore me.
393
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,896
I need help.
394
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,764
I'm having a hard day.
395
00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,032
Get a job.
396
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,700
Hey, you know what?
397
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:26,368
I have a job, okay?
398
00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:27,836
I have my own business.
399
00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,371
And you know what else I have?
400
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:30,739
Street smarts.
401
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,440
So forget about you!
402
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,745
Get by on my own wits.
403
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,448
Good-bye, Ritchie.
404
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,751
Oh...
405
00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:49,654
I'd give anything to
hear you play this again.
406
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,590
Well...
407
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:03,899
* Nobody knows *
408
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,435
* The trouble I've seen *
409
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:12,106
* Nobody knows my sorrow. *
410
00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:14,341
Oh!
411
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,878
Uh... * Nobody knows *
412
00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:22,615
* The trouble I've seen *
413
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,717
* Glory *
414
00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:28,486
* Hallelujah. *
415
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:29,454
Lose a button.
416
00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:32,323
Oh, gross.
417
00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:35,793
Okay.
418
00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:41,864
* Sometimes I'm up,
and sometimes I'm down *
419
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,098
Oh, thank you.
420
00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:45,867
* Oh, yes, Lord *
421
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:49,704
* Oh, and thank you
for the dollar, too *
422
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,972
* Oh, yes... *
423
00:17:53,975 --> 00:17:56,709
Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
424
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,177
Ah! Yeah!
425
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,750
I did it!
426
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,721
Oh, you' got to be kidding me.
427
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,857
Oh!
428
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,725
No, no, no!
429
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,868
Oh! Ticket!
430
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,508
Boot!
431
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,809
Oh, no!
432
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,044
Oh! Oh, no!
433
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,879
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
434
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,121
Fine! You win!
435
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,556
I can't make it on the streets!
436
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,758
Lose a button.
437
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,929
Okay.
438
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,201
Hey, look. It's my mom!
439
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:05,204
Oh, Ritchie.
440
00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,406
You're here. I found you.
441
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,105
Mom, what happened?
442
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:14,072
I didn't know my phone number,
and nobody would help me,
443
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:17,342
so I had to use my wits to survive.
444
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:19,977
Yes, Christine, we can see.
445
00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:21,345
Button your shirt.
446
00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:23,380
One of your wits is hanging out.
447
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,051
As soon as she goes
to water those plants,
448
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,319
she's gonna notice it.
449
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,121
So we've got about a year
or so to figure it out.
450
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,225
It's all right. I'm safe.
451
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:38,726
Ritchie's safe.
452
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:40,061
That's all that matters.
453
00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:41,595
Okay, Ritchie, go upstairs
454
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,796
and get in the bathtub, sweetie.
455
00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:43,964
I'm proud of you!
456
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,932
I'm proud of you, too,
son! What did he do?
457
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,567
I don't know. lost him.
458
00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:51,136
But I had to get
home with no money,
459
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,538
no car, no phone, no map.
460
00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:56,741
I had to survive
using only my wits.
461
00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:59,676
Yeah, I can see them,
and one of your wipples.
462
00:20:01,612 --> 00:20:05,749
It just goes to show you,
I'm as sharp as a tack.
463
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,152
Hey, what happened to my fence?
464
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,988
What fence, Christine?
465
00:20:12,989 --> 00:20:14,990
The fence that was right there.
466
00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:16,524
It was leading into the patio.
467
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:17,926
I don't know what
you're thinking of,
468
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:19,427
but there's never
been a fence there.
469
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,762
Man, you really are losing it.
470
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,730
No, no, no-no-no. It was right...
471
00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:30,202
Oh, no, no.
472
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:32,037
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
473
00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:34,105
No, I remember now.
474
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,007
There's no fence.
475
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:42,913
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
476
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,914
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