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I don't know yet.
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Oh!
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Will you sit there?
You're making me nervous.
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I feel like I'm reading another
one of your pregnancy tests.
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I'm sorry, Barb, but I just
can't make any less money, okay?
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I'm already using
generic pregnancy tests.
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Which I think are
just Popsicle sticks.
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Yeah, I guess that explains
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why there are riddles
printed on them.
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Hmm. That can't be right.
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I must have made a mistake.
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Oh. We're in the black.
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Oh, the black!
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I knew it! It's over.
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Okay, well, then,
I'm just gonna have
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to pull Ritchie out
of private school,
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and we'll live in my Prius.
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Oh, God, I hope I'm not pregnant.
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No. I keep telling you-
black is the best there is.
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Uh, Barb, I-I don't think
you're supposed to say that.
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No. We made money.
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For the first time in five years,
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we can actually cut
ourselves a paycheck.
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A paycheck?!
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Oh!
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Hey, Barb, if you
are messing with me,
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you better tell me right now,
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because I don't think
I could handle it.
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I'm-I'm serious.
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Ready for how much?
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Huh?
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Each of us is getting...
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$2,000!
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Oh!
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Shut up!
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Oh, you shut up!
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I love this job! I love this job!
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I love you, Barb.
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I love you, Christine.
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You know what this is?
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This is our screw-you money
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for all those people who
said we couldn't do it!
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Screw you, Christine!
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Screw you, Barb!
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Oh, my God, we are
successful businesswomen.
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Ah!
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I know exactly what I'm going
to do with my money, too.
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Ernest and Julio Gallo are going
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to be jumping up and down
in their office, too.
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No, I'm not gonna buy wine.
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I'm gonna buy a dress.
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Yeah.
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I've had my eye on it forever.
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It's insane.
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It's Dior.
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And it's $2,000.
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And I'm getting it.
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Hmm. $2,000 for a dress?
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Wow. For that kind of money,
that dress better do for you
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what you do for the
electricity guy.
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Seriously, you should
see this dress.
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It's elegant. It's sophisticated.
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It makes my boobs look ginormous.
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I think I'm going to
give mine to charity.
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That's a good one.
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And by charity,
what do you mean, the track?
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Do you know how far $2,
000 could go?
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For $2,000, I could build a well
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and provide water for
an entire village.
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I don't want to give
my money to charity.
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You don't have to.
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Yeah, but if you do,
then I'm gonna feel
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like a bad person for
buying the dress.
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Look, I'm not judging you.
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You can do whatever you
want with your money.
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Yes, you are.
You're always judging me.
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Every time you read one
of my pregnancy tests,
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you're filled with judgment.
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That's not judgment.
That's disgust.
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Hold the damn stick yourself.
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You can't make me feel bad
about getting the dress, Barb.
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I'm not trying to.
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Well, I don't.
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Well, you shouldn't.
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Screw you, Barb.
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Screw you, Christine.
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Hey.
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I just got a strange phone
call from New Christine,
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and I'm a little freaked out.
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I've got $2,000 in my bra.
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I think Richard is up to something.
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Am I a bad person?
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Yes. You never listen
to what anybody says.
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Barb thinks I'm a bad person.
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I think Richard's having an affair.
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Just because I don't
give money to charity?
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I am talking.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was listening. Okay.
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So, why do you think Richard
is going to the fair?
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Richard told New Christine
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that he and I were
going to the movies,
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and then she called me
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because she wanted him to
bring her some Sno-Caps.
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Oh, I hate Sno-Caps.
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You know what I love?
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I love that giant turkey leg
that you get at the fair.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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You were talking.
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Okay, I'm listening.
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Don't you get it?
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Richard and I had no
plan to go to the movies.
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I think he's having an affair.
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No. Richard doesn't have affairs.
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He couldn't handle it.
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He's a horrible liar.
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You can always tell he's lying
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because he repeats your
questions back to you.
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It's a dead giveaway.
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No. He probably just forgot
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he wasn't going to the movies.
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I mean, you know, at his age,
you forget things.
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Where is my $2,000?
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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Ritchie, do you think
I'm a bad person?
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Yeah.
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So, Richard, where are
you going tonight?
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Where am I going tonight? Work.
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You know, New Christine
called me today.
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Did you tell her we were
going to the movies?
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Did I tell her we were
going to the movies? No.
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Why are you repeating
everything he says?
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Why am I repeating
everything he says? I'm not.
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Are you lying? Am I lying?
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Is he lying?
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I got to go.
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Oh, yeah, he's lying, all right.
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Well, what are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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I mean, on the one hand,
I really want to buy that dress,
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and then on the other hand,
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I really want to go to the fair.
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Well, thank you for
seeing me, Father.
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Oh, please don't call me Father.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Daddy.
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Pastor Ed is fine.
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Actually, anything...
other than Daddy.
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What brings you here?
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You haven't been to church
in over three years.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Oh, I've been here.
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I sit in the back.
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I've-I've seen
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a lot of your sermons on, um...
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um... God.
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And, um... Mary.
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Okay, so...
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That pretty much covers it.
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Um, what's going on?
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Well, I'm in the middle
of a spiritual crisis,
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and I'm having a
really tough time. Hmm.
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And, um, is this the part
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where you bring me
some of that wine?
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No.
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No? Oh.
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Well...
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I recently came into
some screw-you money.
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Please don't tell me how
you came into the money.
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There's this dress
that I really love.
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Have you ever loved
anything so much
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that you'd be willing to
give up everything for it?
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Well.
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Really? That outfit?
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What's your question, Christine?
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Does it make me a bad person
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if I spend the money on myself
instead of giving it to charity?
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I would say you should do what
your heart tells you to do.
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Well, my heart has made some
pretty bad decisions in my life.
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My heart thought it was a good idea
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to go backstage at the
Peter Frampton concert.
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Thankfully,
it was pre-Internet so...
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only four people saw what happened.
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I can't listen to that story again.
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It challenges my faith.
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Can-Can you just tell me
what to do about the dress?
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It's important for you
to find your own way.
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What do you think you should do?
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Well, I don't think that
I should feel guilty
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about spending the money on myself.
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I never do that.
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I deserve it.
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Do you think I deserve it?
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What do you think you deserve?
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Well, for one,
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a public apology from Peter
Frampton's bass player.
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For two, a return phone
call from the drummer.
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For three, I... Christine!
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I think you know what
the right answer is.
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I do.
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I guess I've always known.
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Hi, there.
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Uh, do you still have
that fuchsia Dior dress?
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Oh, no.
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You're going to get me in trouble.
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My manager said I wasn't allowed
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to let you see the dress again.
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Or dance with it.
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No, no, I'm not here
to dance with it.
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I'm here to buy it.
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That's a $2,000 dress,
and pardon me for saying so,
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but you don't really seem like a $2,
000 dress kind of girl.
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Yeah. No, I'm not,
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but I figure it'll pay for itself.
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I'll look so good in it,
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I'll get free
electricity for a year.
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I don't want to know
what that means.
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Hi, Christine.
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What's with all the singles?
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Oh, are you stripping now?
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No.
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I'm not stripping.
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Why? Do you think I could strip?
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What are you doing in a nice store?
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And if you're thinking of stealing,
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there are more cameras in
here than a Vegas casino.
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They will catch you.
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Yeah, even if the face
cream accidentally
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falls into your purse.
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It was an accident.
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And it made me feel alive.
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No, I'm not here to steal.
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I'm here to buy.
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Oh, I don't think they sell your
brands at this store. Uh-uh.
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My brands? I don't have a brand.
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I got this at the Farmer's Market.
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Hmm. No.
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I'm here for the Dior dress.
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I recently came into some money.
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I decided to treat myself.
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Yeah. There's nothing
wrong with that.
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That doesn't make me a bad person.
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I mean, I'm sure you don't
give all your money to charity.
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All of it?
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Oh, no, we don't give any of it.
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I mean, you give people money,
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they have no motivation to
do anything for themselves.
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I say, get off your
butt and get a job.
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Yeah. Besides,
you give people money,
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they just use it for
drugs and alcohol.
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What do you use it for?
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Prescription drugs and alcohol.
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Well, and pretty clothes.
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And small dogs.
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And bail.
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I'm bored here. Mm.
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I feel like this conversation
has been charity.
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Let's go grab some lunch.
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Okay.
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Okay, here it is.
264
00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,437
And how would you
like to pay for this?
265
00:09:58,438 --> 00:10:00,338
Keep in mind, we don't take Mobil.
266
00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:02,539
Oh. No, no, no. I have cash.
267
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,872
A big wad of cash.
268
00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:07,071
It's a little wet from
being in my bra, but...
269
00:10:08,703 --> 00:10:10,368
I-I worked for it, you know.
270
00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,798
It's mine. I can do
what I want with it.
271
00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,664
Great. I will ring you up.
272
00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:15,798
Uh, no, I can't.
273
00:10:15,799 --> 00:10:18,033
Ugh! I just won't feel
good about myself.
274
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,300
So, I'm putting it back?
275
00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:20,730
No. You know what?
276
00:10:20,731 --> 00:10:21,797
I'll take it.
277
00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:24,332
I don't feel good
about myself anyway.
278
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,365
Okay.
279
00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:26,499
Oh, forget it.
280
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,265
Seriously? No. I'll take it.
281
00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:29,798
Really? No.
282
00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:33,897
Can I just have one dance with it?
283
00:10:33,898 --> 00:10:38,332
* Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. *
284
00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:53,935
Matthew!
285
00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:55,736
Wig!
286
00:10:55,737 --> 00:10:58,037
What are you doing here?
287
00:10:58,038 --> 00:11:00,105
I followed you. Why?
288
00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:01,505
Because I know you're
lying to New Christine.
289
00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,170
What's going on?
Are you living a double life?
290
00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:06,132
Do you have another
family here in Chatsworth?
291
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,792
Because if you do,
take me with you.
292
00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,456
I think you're going
to be very proud of me.
293
00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:18,424
You made it in before lunch.
I am proud of you.
294
00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:22,356
Look at what I
bought with my money.
295
00:11:22,357 --> 00:11:24,821
That is not okay, Christine.
296
00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:28,319
No, no, I'm sponsoring her.
297
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,319
Her name is Anjelica.
298
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,084
And she lives in Guatemala.
299
00:11:32,085 --> 00:11:34,652
And before me she didn't
have clean water to drink
300
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,753
or a bed to sleep in,
301
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:40,656
but now because of my $2,000,
that's all going to change.
302
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:43,858
I'm-I'm good, Barb.
303
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,862
Yes... we... can.
304
00:11:50,164 --> 00:11:52,465
Why did you do that?
305
00:11:52,466 --> 00:11:54,467
Oh, you inspired me.
306
00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:55,835
What is that smell?
307
00:11:55,836 --> 00:11:58,470
Well, you inspired
me a little bit, too.
308
00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:00,705
I used my money
309
00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:03,974
to buy a professional
popcorn machine.
310
00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,508
What?
311
00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:07,676
It's the same kind the movies use.
312
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:10,645
What-what happened to charity?
313
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,913
Okay, before you go judging me,
314
00:12:12,914 --> 00:12:14,948
there's something you should know.
315
00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:18,049
It also makes caramel corn.
316
00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:23,487
You said you were
going to buy a well
317
00:12:23,488 --> 00:12:24,787
for the village.
318
00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,555
Well...
319
00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:29,357
I bought a popcorn
machine for my tummy.
320
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,592
I love it so much.
321
00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:35,261
I call it Albert.
322
00:12:35,262 --> 00:12:37,262
This is unbelievable.
323
00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,096
You knew how much I
wanted that dress
324
00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:40,997
and you made me feel
like a bad person.
325
00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:43,232
You know what would
make you feel better?
326
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,867
A big tub of buttery popcorn.
327
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,335
No, Barb.
328
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:50,337
There is a difference
between right and wrong
329
00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:52,238
and one of us knows what it is.
330
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,972
Father, would it be wrong of me
331
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:57,641
to stop payment on
a check to charity?
332
00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:05,982
Okay, so, your question for me is:
can you cancel a check
333
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:08,417
that you wrote to help
feed an orphan in Guatemala
334
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:09,985
so you can buy a dress?
335
00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:13,922
Well, no, not just an orphan,
an entire village.
336
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:17,891
And not just a dress,
a Dior dress.
337
00:13:17,892 --> 00:13:19,492
Christine, I know you don't need me
338
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,127
to tell you the right thing to do.
339
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:24,396
Why can't they just get off
their butts and get a job?
340
00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:25,831
Okay, apparently, you do.
341
00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:28,366
Um, think about what
you're saying for a minute,
342
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,435
and you tell me what you
think you should do.
343
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:32,237
Buy the dress.
344
00:13:32,238 --> 00:13:33,271
Dig deeper.
345
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,673
Turn the other cheek?
346
00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:38,142
Not relevant.
347
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,978
Whatever decision I make
348
00:13:40,979 --> 00:13:42,646
will be the right one for me?
349
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,846
I know you can do this.
350
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,380
Look into your soul.
351
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:49,016
There are no wrong answers here.
352
00:13:49,017 --> 00:13:51,218
Christine, everyone has to live
with the choices they make.
353
00:13:51,219 --> 00:13:53,553
And you are going to
have to live with yours.
354
00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:56,755
Gotcha.
355
00:13:58,491 --> 00:13:59,992
Hi, I'm back.
356
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:01,126
Good grief.
357
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,262
I see you more than
I see my own kid.
358
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:07,134
I came back to buy the dress.
359
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:10,103
I'm on a mission from God.
360
00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:12,105
The dress is gone.
361
00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:16,241
Uh, please tell me what you mean is
362
00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:19,876
that the dress is
gone to look for me.
363
00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:22,745
I sold the one in
your size an hour ago.
364
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,714
Oh, no. Why me?
365
00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:27,649
Why do bad things
happen to good people?
366
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,685
You know, an entire village
gave up their water
367
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,687
for this.
368
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,255
What? No, look.
369
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:35,590
There's one right there.
370
00:14:35,591 --> 00:14:37,425
That's a size zero.
371
00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:43,729
What-what are you saying?
372
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,863
Um, I'm saying
373
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:49,567
that you're more than a size zero.
374
00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:53,369
How dare you?
375
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,605
You have no idea what size I am.
376
00:14:58,041 --> 00:14:59,841
Ha!
377
00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,943
I told you it would fit.
378
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,645
I am a total zero.
379
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:05,678
Yes.
380
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:07,313
Yes, you are.
381
00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:12,417
Wait, so you're not
having an affair?
382
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:13,885
No, I work here.
383
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,586
And I can't stand
around talking to you.
384
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:17,087
I'm going to get fired.
385
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:19,122
The only thing more embarrassing
than working at the Suit Barn
386
00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:22,024
is getting fired
from the Suit Barn.
387
00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:23,325
Here.
388
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,560
I'm going to have to measure you.
389
00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,363
So, what-what's with the hair?
390
00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:33,466
Guys who buy cheap suits tend to
trust guys who wear cheap hair.
391
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:37,371
Tell me, uh, where do
you wear your pants?
392
00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:38,439
I don't know, to work.
393
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,007
To the movies.
394
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,109
No, where on your waist?
395
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,177
Never mind, never mind.
Stand up straight.
396
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,346
Wait, uh, why do you work here?
397
00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:48,314
Well, the construction
business is horrible now.
398
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,982
Things were already
tight with New Christine
399
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,851
cutting back on her hours
with the baby coming.
400
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,385
Stop. Stand still. Oh, sorry.
401
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,354
And then the transmission
went out on my truck.
402
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,822
So, I had to get a second job
so I could afford to fix it.
403
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:58,790
Why lie about it?
404
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,058
Why not tell New
Christine the truth?
405
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,826
Because she would have
insisted on going back to work.
406
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,328
I can take care of
my family, Matthew.
407
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,662
That's my job.
408
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,131
That and putting a man in a
good quality suit for less.
409
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,233
And I'm not the kind of man
410
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,368
who runs away from
his responsibilities.
411
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:13,970
Wow, I mean...
412
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:15,772
Sorry.
413
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:17,840
I've never seen this
side of you before.
414
00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,809
The noble tailor.
415
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,210
Well. You're like Fiddler
on the Roof.
416
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,079
I'm a very proud man.
417
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,514
Huh, you really are.
418
00:16:26,515 --> 00:16:28,816
I think your pride is
slipping a little bit. Oh.
419
00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:31,618
My manager's watching us.
420
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:33,018
Okay, arms up. Oh.
421
00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:35,520
Stand still.
422
00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:38,423
33... 33...
423
00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:40,424
33.
424
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:43,026
Can that be right?
425
00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:45,227
It's right.
426
00:16:46,062 --> 00:16:48,029
I'll tell you what.
427
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,598
I'll keep your secret
if you'll keep mine.
428
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:55,369
Well, we did the right thing.
429
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:56,536
Yep.
430
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,304
Next time we get a paycheck
431
00:16:58,305 --> 00:17:01,340
we can give it to charity.
432
00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:03,508
Or get a churro machine.
433
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,447
Why are you walking like that?
434
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:13,249
I'm a little bloated from the salt.
435
00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:16,418
My feet are the size of canoes
436
00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:19,688
and my knees don't bend anymore.
437
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:24,391
What are you wearing?
438
00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:25,826
You look ridiculous.
439
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,860
I look ridiculous?
440
00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:28,261
Let's see you try and sit down.
441
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:29,596
What?
442
00:17:29,597 --> 00:17:31,598
You don't sit in couture.
443
00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:34,300
It ruins the line.
444
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:36,501
Hey, Barb, corn me.
445
00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:43,141
So, what'd you find
out about Richard?
446
00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:45,176
Did you figure out where
he was sneaking off to?
447
00:17:45,177 --> 00:17:46,710
What is it? Gambling?
448
00:17:46,711 --> 00:17:48,679
Women? Drinking?
449
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,213
Kettle Corn?
450
00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:52,682
I can't tell you.
451
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:54,350
Oh, my God!
452
00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:55,684
Oh, he is cheating!
453
00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,886
That lying bastard.
454
00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,821
Hey, don't you talk about
him like that, okay.
455
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:00,888
He's a good man.
456
00:18:00,889 --> 00:18:04,124
He is more man than any
of us will ever be.
457
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,059
What's the matter with you?
458
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,960
Richard's not having an affair.
459
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,896
He's wearing a wig and selling
cheap suits in Chatsworth.
460
00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:14,231
I guess he needed money
461
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:15,967
to fix the transmission
on his truck.
462
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,036
He made me promise
not to tell anyone.
463
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,738
Because he's proud.
464
00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:21,673
Proud? God.
465
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:24,275
He had me hit him in the
nuts with a Wiffle ball
466
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:27,544
to get on America's
Funniest Home Video.
467
00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:31,314
So that he could win
money to supportis family
468
00:18:31,315 --> 00:18:33,282
because he's proud.
469
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,317
Yeah, well,
I don't feel bad for him.
470
00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:36,785
Everybody makes their own choices.
471
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,286
They have to live
with the consequences.
472
00:18:38,287 --> 00:18:40,054
It's like what they
tell you in church:
473
00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:43,090
you reap what you sow.
474
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,094
Ha, ha!
475
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,534
Okay, I usually try to let people
476
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,403
find their own way
in these situations,
477
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,838
but I'm going to be very clear.
478
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,006
You get rid of the dress.
479
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,441
You get rid of the popcorn machine.
480
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:02,775
Do it now.
481
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,379
Turn your lives around or
you're both going to hell.
482
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,884
It's not the same.
483
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,385
Well, maybe next quarter
will be good, too,
484
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:19,421
and we can buy another
popcorn machine.
485
00:19:19,422 --> 00:19:21,423
No, it's better that it's gone.
486
00:19:21,424 --> 00:19:24,390
I had to saw one of my rings off.
487
00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:27,456
So what made you decide to
give everytng to charity?
488
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,959
Eh, what makes anyone
dohe right thing?
489
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,627
Fear of going to hell.
490
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,563
So, who'd you give it to?
491
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,897
We're not telling.
492
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:38,600
True charity is anonymous.
493
00:19:38,601 --> 00:19:41,035
You guys,
494
00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:43,870
I experienced a miracle today.
495
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:46,339
Your hair grew back.
496
00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:50,876
I went to the garage
to pick up my truck,
497
00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:52,611
and when I tried to pay the guy,
498
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:54,679
he said that it had
already been taken care of
499
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,448
by an anonymous benefactor.
500
00:19:56,449 --> 00:19:58,049
Wow. You're kidding.
501
00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,383
That is so weird.
502
00:19:59,384 --> 00:20:02,019
Who would have done that?
503
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,087
I have a pretty good idea.
504
00:20:04,088 --> 00:20:06,055
You know, I was actually
working a second job
505
00:20:06,056 --> 00:20:07,490
to get that thing fixed.
506
00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:10,526
But now I can quit and spend
more time with New Christine.
507
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,594
Thanks, man.
508
00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:14,696
You're welcome.
509
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,264
No! No!
510
00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:19,400
He didn't do it. I did it.
511
00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:21,067
Christine, that's low.
512
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:23,603
Even for you.
513
00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:25,537
Oh, great.
514
00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:28,640
You take the credit, I get nothing.
515
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:31,075
Not nothing.
516
00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:34,378
Look how cute little
Anjelica looks in your dress.
517
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:38,315
Yeah, she's a true size zero.
518
00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:41,517
God, she's so lucky.
519
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,288
You are a good person.
520
00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:50,191
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