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Matthew.
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Oh,Barb...
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Me.
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Ooh,Ritchie.
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Barb...
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Me...
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How are we going to tell her that
we're all moving out at the same time?
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I don't know.Christine has
huge abandonment issues.
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It started when our parents forgot
to pick her up at summer camp.
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Two weeks later,they found her in a bunk
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surrounded by lanyards.
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No one even told her camp was over.
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You know what? That was a long time ago.
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She done been abandoned by
a lot of people since then.
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Maybe she's used to it.
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Maybe she'll be happy we're
moving forward in our lives.
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Even as I say it,I know it's wrong.
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Well,at least she still has Ritchie.
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Yeah,thank God for Ritchie.
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All right,Mom.
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I'm leaving for science camp.
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Oh,God. Not camp.
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Not today.
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Okay,honey. You got everything?
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You all ready?
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Yeah. Are you?
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Oh,sweetheart...
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Of course I'm not.
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- I'll be back in a week.
- Okay,Ritchie.
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Nobody loves you like I do,okay?
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Be careful,all right?
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They don't care if you get hurt.
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- Now,I'm scared.
- Good. Good.
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It'll keep you on your toes.
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Bye,darling.
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I love you.
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Bye. Bye.
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There goes my little boy.
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Well,at least I still have you guys.
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Matthew has something to tell you.
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Barb's moving out.
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What? Oh,no. Not today.
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Today's not good for me.
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I really appreciate your asking,
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but the answer is "no."
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Listen,Christine,I rented a condo
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a half mile from here,we work together.
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I'll see you in about an hour.
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Okay,whatever,Barb,all right?
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Have a nice life.
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In an hour.
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I'll see you whenever.
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In an hour!
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Well...I guess it's
just me and you and...
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you.
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Christine,listen.
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I'm going to tell you something
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that I think in hindsight
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is going to be very ironic and funny.
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Matthew's moving in with me.
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No!
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- Wait.
- No!
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The_New_Adventures_of_Old_Christine
Season4 Episode15
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What are you guys still doing here?
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I thought you were in such
a big hurry to leave me.
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You took our car keys.
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Fine. There are your car keys.
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You know what? I'm glad you're leaving.
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You know,I was actually
going to break up
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with you guys anyway.
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We're not breaking up with you.
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- We're moving on with our lives.
- It's fine.
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I'm moving on with my life,too.
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Okay,Mama.
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Come on,come on.
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It's going to be fine. Yeah.
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You know what? Maybe it's too much,
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us both moving out at the same time.
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I guess I could wait
to move in with Lucy.
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I do worry about her
being all alone here.
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It's a big house.
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Well,they're only a few stairs.
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Oh,it just takes one to break a hip.
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Ah,that's good stuff,you guys.
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That's hilarious,you
know? Keep it coming.
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Maybe we should have
someone come in twice a week
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just to make sure she's eating properly
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and cleaning herself.
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Why didn't we think about
that a couple years ago?
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Okay,that's enough.
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All right,don't flatter yourselves.
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I'm perfectly capable of living alone.
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In fact,you know what?
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I'm looking forward to
spending time with myself.
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And I'm looking forward
to not walking in
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and finding you spending
time with yourself.
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A closed door...
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means knock.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh,wow.
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This is already so much better
than living at Christine's.
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We are moving in together.
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Yeah. Wow.
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You sure have a lot of stuff.
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Okay,come on in. Make yourself at home.
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All right,sure.
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Oh,will you take your shoes off,honey?
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Oh,yeah,sure,honey.
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So no shoes.
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How are you on pants or shirts?
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Yes on shirts.
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No on pants.
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Now,uh,rent is due on
the 15th of every month.
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If it's more than three days
late,I'll have you evicted.
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I won't. I don't know why I said that.
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But rent is due on the 15th.
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I'm nervous.
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Yeah,me,too. But you know
what,it's going to be great.
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Hey,let's celebrate.
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We'll go down to the farmer's market,
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get some stuff,come back
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and we'll cook our
first dinner together.
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"Cook"? I don't really cook.
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Well,I could cook.
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I don't really like
when other people cook.
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I never noticed how big you are.
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You sure do take up a lot of space.
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Sorry.
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Okay,uh,before you
get too comfortable...
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No,not to worry.
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There's someone I want you to meet.
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Our roommate,Mr. Deeds.
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Oh,we have a roommate
named Mr. Deeds.Mm-hmm.
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Mr. Deeds is my dachshund.
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And it's really important
that the two of you get along.
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Yeah,yeah,no... I love dogs.
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Oh,I love you!
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Well,let's hope Mr. Deeds love me,too.
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Yeah. It's a big deal.
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Mr. Deeds?
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There's someone I want you to meet.
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He's really sweet
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and I think you're
really going to like him.
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Ah,hey,Mr. Deeds.
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I told you he'd like me.
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You love Matthew,don't you?
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Yes,you do. Yes,you do.
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We're going to have
the best time together.
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Yes,we are!
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Yes,we are. Kiss Mommy!
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Oh,kiss Mommy.
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Good,kiss Mommy.
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I'm not alone in here!
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I have a dog!
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And a boyfriend!
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Who's a cop!
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And he loves me!
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And he's strong!
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He can lift me!
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He can carry me all over the house.
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Oh!
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Christine,let me in!
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Sorry.
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I thought you were a murderer.
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No,the imaginary murder took off
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when he heard about your
imaginary cop boyfriend.
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What's the emergency?
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There's an earwig in my bedroom.
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You better be kidding.
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They scare me,Richard.
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I saw this TV show where they said
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they could crawl into your
ear and eat your brain.
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That's going to be one hungry earwig.
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Well,that's not funny,okay?
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I'm,I'm all alone in here.
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New Christine was not happy about me
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leaving in the middle of dinner.
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Dinner?
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I've been asleep for two hours.
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It's 6:30.
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Look,I know this is a hard time for you,
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but you can't call me up
every time there's a bug.
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You're going to more self-sufficient
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I'm self-sufficient.
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It's just that there's
no food in the house
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and I can't find mcar keys
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and I hurt my hip.
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Maybe it's time we
moved you into a place
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where someone can keep an eye on you.
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Yes,yes,I've heard all those jokes.
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Get you one of those cell
phones with just one button.
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Maybe a string by the
toilet you can pull
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to call the fire department.
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Okay,enough. Get out of my house.
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Come on,I'm kidding.
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You know,I don't like
that everyone thinks
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that I can't take care of myself.
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You're just... a little dependent.
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You depend on people.
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You need Depends.
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Get out.
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Go back to your dinner
and your fiancée.
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All right,if you see the earwig,
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tell him you have an imaginary anteater.
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Just go.
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I don't need you.
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I don't need anybody!
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Oh...
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Except maybe a locksmith.
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And an anteater.
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And a cop boyfriend who loves me.
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Incompetent.
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Okay...
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow...
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Oh... okay.
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I,I just...
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I just,I have to...
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... screw my foot into the toilet.
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Okay,oh...
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Now what?
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What's that?
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The earwig?!
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So this is it.
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This is how they're gonna find me.
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If only I had a string
next to the toilet
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to call the fire department.
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Stupid Richard. Stupid Barb.
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Stupid Matthew.
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Who else?
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Stupid earwig.
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God,I can't even survive one night alone
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without dying in a toilet!
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I used to be a strong independent woman.
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Hey!Yeah,you,pal!
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Put that paper down
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unless you want
to be a headline in it.
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Well,not that paper
because it's already printed,
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but tomorrow's.
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Just go!
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Hey,this isn't my paper.
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This isn't my apartment.
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What floor is this?
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Well,that's a shame.
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Oh,my God! Oh,my God!
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Oh,no!
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Do you have any idea what time it is?
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- 8:00.
- 8:00.
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Do you know what time
you said you'd be home?
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- 8:00.
- 6:00.
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I'm pretty sure you said 6:00.
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Pretty sure I said 8:00.
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Oh,maybe you're right.
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Either way,you should have called.
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We were worried sick about you.
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Weren't we,Mr. Deeds?
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Yes,we were.
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Would you like an apology?
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Yes,I would.
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I would,too.
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Okay,Lucy. I'm sorry
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for being what you
thought was two hours late,
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even though I wasn't.
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And,uh,Mr. Deeds,I'm sorry
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for being what you
thought was 14 hours late,
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even though I wasn't.
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Let's talk about it later.
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00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,840
It's not good for him to
see mommy and daddy argue.
271
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:52,500
You know what? I
want him to hear this.
272
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,350
I'm not his daddy.
273
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,930
Look,I'm-I'm-I'm
sorry,
274
00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,870
but it's just been a little weird here.
275
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,570
Don't you think it's a little weird?
276
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,990
If anyone's making it
weird,Matthew,it's you.
277
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,040
You come in here with
your big army bags,
278
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:09,870
and your filthy shoes
and your large body.
279
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,530
You're rude to my son,you want
to start fires in my kitchen.
280
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,650
I was trying to make us some noodles!
281
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,990
Matthew,what's happening?
282
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,210
Is this working?
283
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,570
Yeah,yeah. You don't
think it's working?
284
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,740
Oh,no,no,I totally think it's working.
285
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,320
Yeah,me,too,totally.
286
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,310
Mr. Deeds thinks it's working,too.
287
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,530
That's not how he talks.
288
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,510
- Christine!
- Christine!
289
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,740
What are you doing here?
290
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,950
I came by to check on Christine
291
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,620
and to bring her some dinner.
292
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:48,000
I was a little hard on her when I left.
293
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,590
Yeah,me,too.
294
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,260
I wonder where she is.
295
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:52,730
Help! I need help!
296
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,270
Where are you,Christine?
297
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,380
I'm in the bathroom!
298
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,480
And I need help.
299
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,350
We don't want to!
300
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,570
Just get in here!
301
00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,630
Oh,thank God you guys are here.
302
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,350
- Are you hurt?
- No.
303
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,780
Oh,good.
304
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,760
It's not funny.It's not funny!
305
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,510
Oh,I'm sorry. You should
see it from this angle.
306
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,230
Hey,lookit,I fell in the toilet
307
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,040
and my foot got stuck,all right?
308
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,290
It happens all the time.
309
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,200
Read your Internet.
310
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,500
We never should have left her alone.
311
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,210
There's not even a rail in here.
312
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,470
Oh,good idea for a
birthday gift: shower seat.
313
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:37,460
Okay,we'll help you,but
first you have to say,
314
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:40,210
"I've fallen and I can't get up."
315
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:42,390
- Stop it!
- Okay,okay,
316
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,330
we'll just take a
short video for YouTube
317
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,200
and then we'll get
you right out of here.
318
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,100
No. You know what? Never mind,okay?
319
00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,860
I don't want your help.
320
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,690
God,if I can't get myself out of this,
321
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,300
I'm gonna start believing
you guys are right;
322
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,500
that I'm become so dependent
on family and friends
323
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,910
that I've lost the ability
to take care of myself.
324
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,220
So would you just please
turn around and walk away?
325
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,560
We can't just leave you here.
326
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,930
Well,that's what I want.
327
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,990
What's gonna happen when you
have to go to the bathroom?
328
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,000
Please,please,please
don't talk about having
329
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,360
to go to the bathroom,okay?
330
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:13,690
It's been one of the cruelest
ironies of this whole event.
331
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,230
Look,we're not gonna
just to leave you here.
332
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,730
I've gotten myself out of much
worse situations than this.
333
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,160
I was married to Richard.
334
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:26,190
Really? You think you're in any
position to bag on me right now?
335
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,190
No.
336
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:31,170
But before I was married,I
was so independent
337
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,610
that people thought I'd never be able
338
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,820
to live with another person.
339
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:37,600
And now no one thinks I'm
capable of living alone.
340
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,170
Would you please just leave me?
341
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,150
I don't feel right about this.
342
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:43,810
Worried about you.
343
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,250
You guys,it's a matter of pride.
344
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,030
She's a proud woman.
345
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:50,470
You gotta send me that one.
346
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,590
Get out! Get out!
347
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:57,950
Okay,good.
348
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,450
Oh,man!
349
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:09,670
Oh,it's times like these I wish
I were a better housekeeper.
350
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,010
So how long before we
go in there and help her?
351
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,760
As soon as it stops
352
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:22,580
Not yet.
353
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,640
Oh,good,because I was going to
say that's not the worst sound
354
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,770
to ever come out of that bathroom.
355
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,540
Okay,but we should take it easy on her
356
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,180
and stop teasing her so much.
357
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,120
At some point,itwillstop being funny.
358
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,270
Not yet.
359
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,230
Not yet.
360
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,520
Okay,I'm gonna need a mop,
361
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:58,190
and a trip to the emergency
room and some mouthwash.
362
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,780
But you're free.You did it.
363
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,210
Good for you,Christine.
364
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,970
Send me that one,too.
365
00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:11,360
I'm sorry I got so upset.
366
00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:13,280
We can figure this out.
367
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:16,150
It just seemed so different
since we've been living together.
368
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,740
Is it because of Eric?
369
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,900
No. Who's Eric?
370
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,080
That's Mr. Deeds' first name.
371
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,820
Well,then,yes.
372
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,680
I guess some of it does
have to do with Eric...
373
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,020
Mr. Deeds.
374
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,550
Mr. Eric Deeds.
375
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,850
Okay,I know I have a weird
relationship with my dog.
376
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,930
But we've been through a lot together.
377
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,290
Maybe we just moved too fast.
378
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,560
I mean,we barely knew each other.
379
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,000
Oh,that's true.
380
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,150
I didn't know about all your quirks.
381
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,690
Okay.
382
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,760
So,what are we gonna do?
383
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,910
Well,we could just go back to dating.
384
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,930
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.
385
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,870
Yeah,let's do that. You'll live here,
386
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,150
I'll move out,and we'll just date.
387
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,740
- Yeah,we'll see where it goes.
- Right.
388
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,930
Wait,we know where it goes.
389
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,960
It goes to me standing
here shoeless and starving,
390
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:08,100
getting yelled at for
being right on time.
391
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,340
And it goes to me crying
in my bed,waiting for you
392
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:13,350
to come home,turning
to Neil for comfort.
393
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:14,590
Who's Neil?
394
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,990
That's Eric's real name.
395
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,810
So,are we breaking up?
396
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,610
Yeah,I think we are.
397
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:28,720
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
398
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,050
And I did it.
399
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,870
I proved to myself that I can live alone
400
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,490
for almost a day and a
half on nothing but earwig.
401
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,120
I'm independent Christine again.
402
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:45,540
Can I move back in with you?
403
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,700
You can sleep in my bed if you want to.
404
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,370
No,my room's okay.
405
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,960
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
406
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,180
What if the only person
I can ever live with is you?
407
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,670
Oh... Wouldn't that be great?
408
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,180
No,I'm saying it wouldn't be great.
409
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,410
What if I've missed my window
410
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,740
and now I can't adapt to new people?
411
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,710
Oh. I hope so.
412
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,950
Stop taking things that are bad
for me as good news for you!
413
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,270
You'll find someone,Matthew.
414
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,460
I mean,obviously,Lucy
wasn't the right someone.
415
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,450
Yeah,but I thought she was perfect.
416
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,900
You'll find the perfect person.
417
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,540
I mean,and when you meet that person,
418
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:25,660
it'll just come together naturally.
419
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,980
You're a wonderful guy.
420
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,570
You'll find her.
421
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,160
Is she you?
422
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,400
Nobody knows.
423
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:38,390
You know what? You're right.
424
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,000
I will find someone.
425
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,920
I won't live here forever.
426
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,090
Want me to let go of your hand?
427
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,740
Not yet.
428
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,730
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