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Oh,you know,I really should warn you.
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I haven't played tennis
in,like,three years.
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I'm going to be awful.
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Oh,it's okay.
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You look cute in your outfit, and
isn't that all that really matters?
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Oh,wow,even our politics are the same.
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Oh,I'm so pleased with myself right now.
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Kissing the perfect man at his fancy
tennis club, my cute little outfit...
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It's like we're fabulous people in
some beautiful cigarette commercial.
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Okay,knock it off!
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Is it really necessary to flaunt
yourselves in public like that?
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Yeah,standing there all
dry in your tennis skirt,
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sunlight streaming between your thighs.
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I haven't had anything between
my thighs since this happened.
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Christine, aren't you going to
introduce us to your,uh, paid escort?
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Oh,uh,Patrick, this
is Marly and Lindsay.
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They're parents from Ritchie's school.
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And for your information,
Patrick is my boyfriend--
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ooh,we haven't actually
said that yet,have we?
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We haven't said it officially, but the
feeling of utter completeness I have with you,
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and the nearly constant sex implied it.
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Oh,shoot-- I think
I just peed a little.
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This really is the perfect day.
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Out!
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Hey,did I just win?
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Oh,my God!
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I did! I won!
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I seriously haven't played in,
like,years and I smoked your white ass!
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Face!
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That's right. Take that,man!
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You just lost to a girl Lost to a girl
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Let me hear you say it
Let me hear you say it
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You just lost to a girl,unh!
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Patrick?
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I can't believe you lost.
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Patrick,you are such a stupid idiot!
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Idiot! Idiot!
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Why do you suck so bad, Patrick?
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Patrick,come on!
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Hey,uh,you want to go make out in
front of Marly and Lindsay again?
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We were so happy then.
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Are,are you... are you crying?
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You suck! You suck-hole!
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Suck knocked on my
door and I answered it!
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I'm never gonna play
this stupid game again!
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Oh,I hate it! I hate it! I...
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hate it!
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We heard yelling.
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The New Adventures
of Old Christine Season04 Episode09
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I had the best time last night.
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But I have to go.
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You have to leave right now?
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I guess I could stay for a little while.
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No,I can't. I have a job.
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Hey,should you come with me to work?
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Oh,I'd love to.
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Oh,wait,Ihave a job.
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Hey,maybe you should
come with me to my work?
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Okay. Wait,I have a job.
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Oh,new love is so great.
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Remember when we used to just sit
and stare into each other's eyes?
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Yeah,but then you slept with me and
I didn't have to do that anymore.
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But I miss it.
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Me,too.
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I guess we have to say good-bye.
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Oh,look at that.
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Does it make you want to do it?
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Yes,but not with you.
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You guys...
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I think I have to break up with Patrick.
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You want Richard back?
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Oh,no,thanks. So,we...
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Excuse me,why is this happening today?
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Quiet,okay?
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So I was playing tennis and I won.
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And then,he had a complete
and utter meltdown.
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I
- I've never seen anything like it.
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- You won?
- Yes.
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- Did you do your victory dance?
- Yes.
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- Did you use the terms "smoked your white ass" or "face"?
- Yes.
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- And you wonder why he got mad?
- Yes.
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Christine,you're a terrible winner.
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So the guy gets a little mad
when he loses a tennis game.
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He puts up with your faults.
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Everyone has to overlook
something about the other person.
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I mean,except for me,
because Lucy's perfect.
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Except for the obvious thing,of course.
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She's just the spitting
image of your sister.
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She just doesn't spit as much.
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What? She doesn't even
remotely resemble Christine.
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And I'm in love with her, so
if she looks like Christine...
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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Listen,can we please
just focus on my problem?
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I think Patrick has a real rage issue.
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You enrage people,Christine.
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How do I enrage people?
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Well,for one thing,
you don't fight fair.
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How do I not fight fair, turkey neck?
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That's not the worst of it.
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The worst is when she takes a stand for
something she knows nothing about,like bio-fuel.
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It's no good,Matthew.
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It's bad for the biosphere.
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Well,at least she doesn't roll
her eyes at everything you say.
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Oh,puh-lease.
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God,I just want to kill her!
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Here's the thing.
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I like everything else about Patrick.
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You know,up until today, I think
he was the perfect boyfriend.
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So just stay off the
tennis court,you'll be fine.
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Yeah,I probably shouldn't
get that much sun anyway now
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that the bio-fuels have poked
so many holes in the biosphere.
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I don't think that's right.
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Oh,you don't?
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Hey,leave her alone.
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What's it to you,lady butt?
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Hi,honey. I came to kiss
you before I go to class.
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Let me just look at you first.
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Uh,hair-- dark,
kind of curly.
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Eyes-- brown,
like your hair.
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How tall would you say that you are?
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Not very,I'd say.
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Matthew,what's the matter with you?
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Oh,nothing. Richard just
kind of creeped me out. He...
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he said that you look
a lot like my sister.
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And that's weird, because if you do,
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I'm worried what deep and disturbing
psychological implications that would have for me.
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Don't be silly.
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There's nothing psychological
about what we have together...
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except that you were my psychologist.
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And you look exactly like my dad.
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Oh,God.
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You don't. My dad looks like
Barney Frank. He doesn't.
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Stop worrying,Matthew.
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People always tell me I
look like other people.
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Oh,I once got a free taco, because
someone thought I was Julia Roberts.
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Which kind of made me mad, 'cause if anyone
can afford a taco, it's Julia Roberts.
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But I took it, 'cause
I'm on student loans.
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And I'm not Julia
Roberts. Ilovefish tacos.
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What?
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Matthew,does your sister
look like Julia Roberts?
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Not at all.
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Has she ever gotten a free taco?
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Not that I know of.
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Then how could I look like your sister?
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- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
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Oh,good. Everybody's here.
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Okay,tonight we're
going to have game night.
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Game night sounds like fun.
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I mean,boo.
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Game nightisfun,okay?
And it's necessary.
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So I invited Patrick over,
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because I wanted to see if the behavior
that I saw on the tennis court was,like,
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a one-time thing or a serious
character defect, 'cause I have a kid.
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You know,I can't have a
boyfriend with rage issues.
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Not with my rage issues.
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It's so weird. Patrick seemed
like the sweetest guy in the world.
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Yeah,but you didn't see the
monster I saw on the tennis court.
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Oh,it probably wasn't a real monster.
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Once I thought I saw a monster in my
backyard, but it turned out to be a dog.
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Um,okay, so anyway,uh, we just have to
make sure that Patrick loses the game.
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Okay,but if you bust out that
Ouija board, I'm out of here.
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Remember the last time when
my dead aunt visited us?
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Don't open the door, it's Aunt Susan!
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- Everyone's here.
- Yeah.
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What's the occasion?
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Oh,game night.
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Yeah,no pressure.
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Just a friendly
competition between adults.
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Some will win, some will
lose, everybody plays.
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And some will lose.
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So,the teams are going to be me and Patrick and
Matthew against Barb and Richard and New Christine.
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As soon as you've written ten names of celebrities
on these slips of paper, we can get started.
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Wait,Matthew,I need to see you,please.
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What's going on?
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I need your help.
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Do you want me to hold up the other
side of your mouth when you talk?
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No. Now,listen, you've got to
make sure that our team loses,
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so Patrick freaks out and
you'll see that I'm not crazy.
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Well,that's not going
to convince anyone,and...
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why are you talking
like a cartoon gangster?
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I'm trying not to be too obvious.
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Too obvious about what?
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Um,about how much butt we are
going to kick at "Celebrity."
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Okay,let's get go. Let's
get started. You know what?
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Our team is gonna go first
and I'm gonna give the clues.
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Okay,is everybody ready?
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I'm ready.
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All right,let's focus.
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And... go.
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Come on,the clock's ticking.
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Okay,I got it. I got it.
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Okay,well, that's interesting.
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I do not know who this is.
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Spiro Agnew.
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What? Why would you guess Spiro Agnew?
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Well,because you don't know who that is.
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I don't know who a lot of
people are. It could be anyone.
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Spiro Agnew is so random.
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Then sound it out.
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No. It's Spiro Agnew.
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Okay,uh...
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Mel Gibson.
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What? Matthew,let me finish the clue.
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Well,you're making your
Mel Gibson expression.
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There is no such thing.
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That's the face you make when
people talk about Mel Gibson.
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- Come on,let's go!
- Time!
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Who was it?
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It was Mel Gibson.
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That's two. Is that good?
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No. We're probably
going to lose this one.
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Okay,it's your turn. Okay?
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You guys are up. Everybody focus.
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All right,let me do this.
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Ready? Go.
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Aw,this is easy.
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"Heeeere's..."
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"Heeeere's..."
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Here's what?
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Here's the clue.
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Okay,go ahead.
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- "Heeeere's..."
- To you.
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Mrs. Robinson! Simon and Garfunkel.
Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate.
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Tootsie,Bill Murray, Groundhog Day.
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"Heeeere's..."
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Andie MacDowell!
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Yes,Andie MacDowell!
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Time.
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Here's Andie MacDowell? What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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What was the answer?
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Johnny Carson.
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I didn't know Johnny
Carson was inGroundhog Day.
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Oh,geez. My God. All right,you
know what? New teams. New teams.
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All right,Patrick, you're going to be on
the team with Richard and,uh,Andie MacDowell.
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And Matthew,you're going to
read me the clues,all right?
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And Barb,you know what?
Just stay out of the way.
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This is fun. Thanks
again for inviting me.
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Okay,focus.
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And go.
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- You hate this guy.
- Mailman.
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- Other guy.
- Oh,Chevy Chase!
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Yes. You want to marry this guy.
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- Uh,mailman?
- Other guy.
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Oh,Daniel Baldwin! Yes!
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Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary.
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Days of Wine and Roses. Lee Remick!
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Cousin Mark.
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- Oh,uh,Matthew Broderick.
- Yes.
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- Aunt Shirley.
- Uh,Nathan Lane!
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- Yes.
- Time.
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Oh,look at this! Ooh,we got five! Face!
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You're gonna have to get
six, otherwise you lose.
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That's going to be hard.
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Okay,I'll give the clues.
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- Go.
- Bourne Identity.
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- Tom Cruise.
- Yes.
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Wait,what? No,no,no--
he wasn't in that.
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- He's on the nickel.
- Richard Nixon.
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- Yes!
- What?
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- Olympic gymnast from the '80s.
- Marilu Henner.
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- Yes! - No-no-no,no-- that's
wrong. It's Mary Lou Retton.
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Doesn't matter,she got it right.
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- Okay,oh,"Only you can prevent forest fires."
- Yogi Bear.
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Yes.
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Okay. Mm,oh,uh,married
to Michael Douglas.
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- Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
- Yes!
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What?
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- Uh,oh,ah-- "Heeeere's..."
- Andie MacDowell!
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- Yes!
- Time.
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Look at that, we did six! We won!
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No! No,you did not get six!
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You didn't get any,okay? That's
not how you play! They're all wrong!
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Yeah,you know what? This is
my game,okay? And you lose!
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God!
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Oh,there's the monster.
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So I said to him, "Obviously
I know what bourgeois means,
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"that's the name of my
dog: The Bourgeois Pug."
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I like the way you say
"bourgeois." Say it again.
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Bourgeois.
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"Boozh-wah."
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I have to use the restroom.
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Want me to show you where it is?
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Christine! I'll show him where it is.
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I know where it is, but thanks.
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What are you guys doing?
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You're not helping me
do what I'm trying to do.
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What are you trying to do?
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I'm trying to show you that
my boyfriend is psychotic.
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You want him to be psychotic?
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No,I love him.
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Soyou'repsychotic.
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Christine,I think you're wrong
about him. He's a great guy.
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So far out of your league.
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You know what I mean.
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Really out of your league.
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Maybe you're making too
much out of what happened.
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You think?
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- The guy's funny.
- I do love funny.
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- And he owns a winery.
- I do love wine.
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- He loves you.
- I do love me.
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Listen,I have an early day
tomorrow,so I have to get going.
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Oh,Patrick,I wish you
didn't have to leave.
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They are right. I'm so luckyo have you.
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Wow,it almost seems like you guys
were down here talking about me.
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No. Did you hear us?
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- No.
- Then,no.
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Anyway,it was great seeing all of you.
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And,uh... I look forward
to seeing more of you.
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Oh,great.
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My boyfriend.
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Uh,Richard, thanks for the
wine; I love a good Pinot.
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It was actually a Burgundy,
but glad you liked it.
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Oh,it may have come from the Burgundy region
of France, but trust me, it was a Pinot Noir.
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Uh,no,it came from the discount region of the
Wine Depot,but trust me, it was a Burgundy.
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I know my wine and it was a Pinot.
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I know what I got and it was a Burgundy.
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Care to make it interesting?
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I would love if someone
made thisinteresting.
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This is the most boring
argument I've ever heard.
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I'll bet you 20 bucks it's a Burgundy.
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Oh,I hate to take your money,but okay.
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Here you go. Burgundy. I won.
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Look at that, you were right.
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I guess I lost that one.
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- There you go.
- Yep,there you go.
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You didn't knotween a nine-dollar
Burgundy and a Pinot Noir.
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You own a winery, you
stupid,stupid,idiot.
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Why are you so stupid,Patrick?
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Oh,I know why. Because you're stupid!
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Look what your boyfriend just did.
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I told you he was psychotic.
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Face.
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I still don't understand why I'm here.
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I'm meeting Patrick
to break up with him.
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Okay,you saw how crazy
he got over that wine.
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Imagine what he's going
to do when he loses this.
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That guy's scary. And
he's bigger than me.
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Well,Barb wasn't available, so
you're just going to have to man up.
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Okay,there he is. So,uh,you
sit here right by the door.
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And you be ready to jump in.
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You know,I'm not much of a fighter.
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I'm more of a lover.
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Yeah,well,you're not
much of a lover,so...
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You don't fight fair!
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- Hey,Patrick.
- Hey,sweetie.
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Listen,Patrick,I've got
something to say to you.
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But before you react, I want you to
consider that you're in a public place,
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and I want you to know that
I brought Richard with me.
353
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What's going on,Christine?
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Lookit,there's no easy way to say
this, so I'm just going to say it.
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Um,I'm just gonna... put this here.
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Patrick, I don't think we
should see each other anymore.
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Okay,well,I'll miss you.
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N
- No,Patrick, I'm,I'm breaking up with you.
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Yeah,I got that.
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In other words, you're losing me.
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Yeah. It was fun,though,huh?
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As in,losing.
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Lost. Loser.
364
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What's,what's,what's the matter
with you? Why aren't you upset?
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Christine, it's a new relationship.
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Neither of us really
knew where it was going.
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I mean,it's sad, but
what are you going to do?
368
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I don't know, what areyougoing to do?
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Aren't you going to throw something
or knock the table over or cry?
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Why?
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Relationships either work or they don't.
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You can't beat yourself up over it.
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You beat yourself up over a tennis game.
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See you around,Christine.
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00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,850
Hey,you sure you don't mind
me taking your court time?
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Eh,go ahead-- I'm never
gonna play tennis again.
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00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,480
What's with the outfit?
378
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:21,210
I look cute in it.
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The mailman hasn't come yet.
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I do look good.
381
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That's not you,it's Lucy.
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- Cute outfit.
- Cute outfit.
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- Nice legs.
- Nice legs.
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- Thanks.
- Stop it! Stop it! Just stop it!
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I can't do this. You look
alike, you talk alike...
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- Matthew.
- Matthew.
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You're the same person!
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Calm down. You could
do a lot worse than me.
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I'm going to have a glass of
wine; does anybody want one?
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00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,570
Oh,no thanks. I don't drink.
391
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,510
- What?
- What?
392
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,720
You don't drink?
393
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:04,900
I don't drink. I think
it's sort of trashy.
394
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,640
And I like to wake up clearheaded.
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00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:08,720
"Clearheaded"?
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00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:12,270
I'm lucky if I wake up in my own bed.
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00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:15,700
Oh,my God,you're nothing like my sister.
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00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,730
You are a wonderful,
beautiful, sober woman.
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00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,870
Quick-- bio-fuels:
good or bad?
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Good.
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- I love you.
- I love you,too.
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He'll be back.
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They'll all be back.
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00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,240
I lost.
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My God! What is Christine upo now?
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Yeah,those Campbells have no shame.
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