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Morning Ali How's it going
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I'm pretty good
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My mom's s arthritis is acting up again so I had
to go over there and open the cat food can for her
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She has a cat
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No I meant: how's it going with the gym
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Oh It's dead here
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Like my mom's other cat
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Okay I'm gonna switch gears here
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Did you fill the shampoo
dispensers in the locker room
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They're only down this much and
that's only because I borrowed some
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Oh and I also took two tampons
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And a towel
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I had a party this weekend
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Sorry I didn't invite you
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I couldn't make it anyway
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I was having my own tampon towel party
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Oh God I have had such a morning
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I already had to do laundry because
Ritchie didn't have a clean uniform
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and then my car was out of gas,and then I had
a conference with one of Ritchie's teachers
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Oh,I am so happy to finally be
at work so I can get some rest
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I really hitched my
wagon to the right star
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Oh thanks Barb
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I have something to show you
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Oh is it gross I don't want to see it
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Did it come out of the
shower I don't want to see it
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Okay I want to see it
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No my article came out
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They interviewed me for
Black Women's Business Weekly
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Oh that is fantastic
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Oh Lenny Kravitz looks terrible
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That's me
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Oh oh,you look great
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Yeah that really captures your
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Congratulations
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What is that magazine
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I've never seen it before
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It's a monthly that targets the
African-American business community
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Oh that is just great
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Well I can't wait to read it
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You could read it now
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Oh now
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Oh I'm kind of busy right now
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Okay you're real funny
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but I don't see you getting the cover of a
magazine with the third largest circulation of
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any free black women's monthly in the Los
Angeles area excluding the San Fernando Valley
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Okay,you're right,Barb,it is
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It's a really big deal,it is
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And look it-- oh,wow,you
are in good company
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They've got even Magic Johnson in here
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That's me,too
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Where's your hair
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I'm just trying to get
the gym a little publicity
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I mean,it's dead in here
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I'm so bored I'm about to ask Ali
what happened to her mother's other cat
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It's a really good story,but because
of your tone I'm not going to tell you
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You know what
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I mean,publicity doesn't
really work,though,Barb
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I mean,we were all over the L A
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Times last year and we
didn't get one new member
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We were all over the L A
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Times because our steam room cultivated
a new strain of athlete's foot fungus
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God,I miss my toenails
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You know,I could use a few new members
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It'll give me someone else to talk to
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Yeah,no offense,Barb,but,I
mean,who really reads this thing
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I mean,is there still a lot
of interest in Al Sharpton
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Damn it,Christine,that's me
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That I knew was you
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See We have fun
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You know what,Barb Maybe we
will get one or two new members
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Good for you Good for you
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Something's different
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The new adventures
of old christine S4E03
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What happened here
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What I don't know
what you're talking about
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You've got some new members,huh
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Some new members They're all new members
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I've never seen this many
new members in one place
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What is your point
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No point You own a black gym
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What Where did you get that from
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You didn't notice that
everyone in your gym is black
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Of course not
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I'm a Democrat
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What does that mean
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I drive a Prius
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I don't see color
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What color is your Prius
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No idea I'm not a racist
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Christine,it doesn't make you a racist
to notice that people are different colors
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Okay,look,I don't want to
talk about this anymore,okay
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I need you to help me with Ritchie today
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Can you do that or not
You're so stressed out
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It's like the muscles in your jaw are
so tight you're developing a tic ..
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I don't have a tic,okay
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I am working,all right Racist
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Until you learn what it means,you
can't use that word anymore
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Look,I need your help,okay
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With all of these new members,I don't have
time to do anything all right and Ritchie's got
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and Ritchie's got field trips
and lessons and soccer practices
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and I need your help to get him there
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Done
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Okay,now,for soccer,you
got to make sure that
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I know,I know
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We'll make sure he puts his shin
guards on his shins and not in his pants
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Actually,that's a good general
rule for him-- nothing in his pants
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All right,oh,but now listen
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He's playing U-12 now,so that means
the practices are at Verdugo at 4:15
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and the field is ..
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You know what I better write this down
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No,no,no,don't write it
down,I know where it is
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They had the playoffs there last year
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N-N-No,no,no,no,not on that side,though,on the
other side,and there are,like,six fields there
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And you can't just drop him off
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He'll follow anyone with a whistle
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We'll make sure he finds his coach
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Don't worry about it
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Okay,now,wait a minute
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Now,listen,when you get him home,you give
Ritchie dinner and then you make sure he showers
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but I mean really showers,okay,not
just gets in and pees and gets out
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Well,he is his mother's son
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Okay,wait a minute,wait a minute,and then
tonight you got to put his guitar by the door
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because he's got a lesson tomorrow,okay
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-Yeah,right
-Fine
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Okay,repeat it back to me
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No,we got it
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Okay You got it Are
you sure you've got it
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Yes
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Okay,sorry,I'm just a little uptight
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Because of all the new members
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Okay,will you stop
calling them "new members"
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Christine,I need you out here
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One of the new members needs some
help-- the woman in the pink sweats
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You're going to have to
give her more than that
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She doesn't see color
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Get out
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Look at us
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First ones here
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Yeah,we beat the carpool line
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Christine owes us an apology for assuming
we'd screw this up just because we're menen
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Yeah,you know what she is
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She's a sexist who doesn't
know what "racist" means
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I mean,how da she doubt our abilities
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It's not just her
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It's everywhere
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All those dopey dads on TV
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"Oh,I put the diaper on backwards
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Hey,I'm gonna pour beer on my cereal
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"Oh,I forgot my anniversary,so
now I'm in the doghouse
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I'm not gonna get any sex
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I love football and giant sandwiches
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Oh,God,it's Sunday
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I don't get that one
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No,it's Sunday
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Ritchie's home with Christine
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That's why we're the only ones here
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Oh,my God,it's Sunday
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Want to go home and watch football
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I can't,it's my anniversary
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I am so going to be in the
doghouse with New Christine
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Giant sandwich sounds good
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Barb
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We're out of membership packets and I
already used the back of the CPR poster
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What do we do now
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Well,first,we should unplug the
treadmill so nobody has a heart attack
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and then you can stop dancing
while you're talking to me
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It's hard
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Where's Christine
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Get out here
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Hey,Barb
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What are you doing in there
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Oh,I've been busy
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I've just been working on the five-year projections
and the feasibility of franchise projections
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Almost,but you said projections twice
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Now come help me
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I had to start a waiting list
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We can't take on any more new members
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Well,maybe you can't,Barb,but
I have no problem
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Yeah,I am just totally cool
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Oh,good,I'm glad you're totally cool
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Now,come help me get these
women measured and weighed in
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Annette,Gloria,this is Christine
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She's my partner in the gym
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She's the white one
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Barb,you're terrible
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No
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She doesn't mean that
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Doesn't mean what
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Oh,any of it,you know
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Neither do I
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Christine actually started this business
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so if you have any questions about
anything like franchise projections
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she's the one to ask
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Yes,well,thank you for that,Barbara
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I appreciate your confidence in me,but
as the good man says,we are all equals
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Barb and I
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And us
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What's going on with your face
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Equality
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Hope
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Now,if you'll just excuse me,I
will pop black into my office
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Back,not black
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So,if you'll excuse
me,I will be white black
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Uh,white black
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whi-ite
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black
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What the hell was that
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Barb,I don't know what's happening to me
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I'm a Democrat
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I drive a Prius
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I don't even know what color it is
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What are you talking about
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Listen,ever since we've got these
new members,pardon the expression
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It just
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it feels like the gym is different
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Yeah,it's different
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It's crowded and profitable
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Yeah,yeah,yeah,and that's good
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But it just it has a different vibe
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Vibe
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You know
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Essence
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I don't want to say any more
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I think you better say something
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I can't
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Say it,Christine
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Look,Barb,no offense,okay,but ever since that
article came out,the gym has become entirely
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You finish
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No,you finish
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There are
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many
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not too many,but
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so many
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There are a lot of
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You finish
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Finish it,Christine
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Fine
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You want me to say it,I'll say it
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I think I'm a racist,Barb
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I'm going to go feed my mom's cat
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What are you talking about
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It makes sense
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I come from a long line of racists
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My great-grandfather was a
racist,my grandfather was a racist
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My father owns a banjo,so
he carries the gene
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Okay,calm down,crazy
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I've known you since
you were 19 years old
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You're a lot of things
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You're a slut,you're lazy,you
drink too much,you're cheap
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you're a terrible cook,a bad driver,awful
speller,a miserable wife,a lousy
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Get to it,Barb
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You're not a racist
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You love black people
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You married a black woman
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I know,but for the past two days,every
time I walk in this gym I feel nervous
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You know,I'm so worried that
I'm going to say the wrong thing
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I just want to hide in my
office and not talk to anyone
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Do you have any idea what
it's like to be a minority
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No,I do not
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00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,590
Well,it's hard
263
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,640
Christine,how do you think I feel being
surrounded by white people all the time
264
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,720
I don't know
265
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:49,810
Bored
266
00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,290
Sometimes
267
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:58,720
You know,I mean seriously,Barb,I pride
myself on my liberal values and my open mind
268
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,330
I hate that I'm uncomfortable
269
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:06,630
How do you think I feel when I go to cheese
shops,the Hollywood Bowl,Volvo dealerships
270
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:15,110
Malibu,Calabasas,Alaska,the
Republican Convention,the Gap
271
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,230
Get to it,Barb
272
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:21,610
Everyone feels more comfortable when they're
surrounded by people who look like them
273
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,570
That's why Martha
Stewart bought Connecticut
274
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,920
But maybe we should
diversify our clientele
275
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,880
So that way we'll both feel comfortable
276
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,060
We need to integrate the gym
277
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,590
Oh,yeah,yeah,you're right
278
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,010
We should just even it out
279
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,980
Well,I brought in the
black people with my article
280
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,320
You go round up some white folks
281
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,770
Okay,fine
282
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:57,750
If you need me,I'll be at Whole Foods or Williams-Sonoma
or Banana Republic,J Crew,Minnesota,Congress
283
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,130
Oh,you know what,I'll
just go to Ritchie's school
284
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,990
- Hey,dude
- Hey,man
285
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,560
Where's Ritchie
286
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,660
Oh,God
287
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,430
Don't say that
288
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,360
I called you last nit
we went over the plan
289
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,080
You were supposed to pick him up
290
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,120
No,I was supposed to pick up dinner
291
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:24,610
You were supposed to pick up Ritchie
292
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,790
Where's dinner
293
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,870
Oh,man
294
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:29,550
Okay,we just have to
remember what Christine said
295
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,100
Today's Monday
296
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:31,830
That means he was at school
297
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,970
Where did she say he
was going after school
298
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,100
I can't remember
299
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,480
She talks so much,and
so little of it matters
300
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,000
Well,if he's still at
school,they would have called us
301
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,880
Ah,there you
go-- a message
302
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,960
Hey,it's me
303
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,360
Everything went well with Ritchie
304
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:46,870
Give me a call
305
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,450
Great
306
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,740
Everything went well
307
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,070
And wherever he is,there's
a nice lady there
308
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,950
How are we going to find him
309
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,450
Oh,I don't think we can find him
310
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,980
Okay,I know
311
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,790
Let's listen to it again,and maybe we can hear something
in the background that will clue as to where he is
312
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,790
Message erased
313
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,370
Did you catch anything
314
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,380
Look,we're just going to have
to go everywhere Ritchie goes
315
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:15,830
He doesn't go that many places
316
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,500
Okay,we'll start with the school,then we'll go to the
soccer fields and then we'll try his friends' houses
317
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,800
Who are his friends
318
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:24,450
I don't know-- he's always talking
about some kid named Clay Aiken
319
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,130
I'm going to do you a favor
and not tell you who that is
320
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,380
If Christine finds out about this,we're
going to have to move to Mexico
321
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:33,400
She better not find out
322
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,690
I do not like cilantro
323
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,400
Can you believe this
324
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,000
What are the chances of the three
of us being pregnant at the same time
325
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,400
I'm not pregnant
326
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,000
What a beautiful blousy top
327
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,810
What are you laughing at
328
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,400
You're growing a beard
329
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,250
It's my hormones
330
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,260
It's falling out of my head
and sprouting everywhere else
331
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,590
Oh,hi,ladies
332
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,250
Excuse me,um
333
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:05,040
Well,as you know,I own a woman's-only
gym,and we are having a promotion
334
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:08,240
A two-week free trial
membership for white women
335
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,580
uh,for women
336
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,990
Yeah,we have pregnancy yoga
classes so you can all come together
337
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,850
I'm going to burn this blouse
338
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,980
You know,Christine,I don't
think we're really interested
339
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:24,720
Oh,well,I could throw in free
massages and some facial waxing
340
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,660
Oh,I'm in
341
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,470
Oh,hey,Barb
342
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,110
I got three
343
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,020
I'm going to Nordstrom's
to get some more
344
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:41,930
I can't believe we didn't find him
345
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,230
I can't believe you lost him
346
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:44,830
I didn't lose him,I lost dinner
347
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,960
And he's not lost,he's somewhere
348
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,470
I'm so worried
349
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:49,900
And hungry
350
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,840
We're going to have to tell Christine
351
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,980
And then she's going to talk to us
in that tone for the rest of our lives
352
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:56,820
I don't care
353
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:57,930
I just want Ritchie back
354
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,000
Me too,man
355
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,170
Oh,come on,did you guys watch Rudy again
356
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,600
Christine,we have to talk to you
357
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,500
I know
358
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,310
You must be so mad at me
359
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,400
A little
360
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,420
Explain why
361
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,730
I screwed up the whole day
362
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,260
I told you to pick him
up at his guitar lesson
363
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,670
Guitar lesson
364
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:24,600
Go on
365
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270
But today wasn't his guitar lesson
366
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,900
He had study group after school and then he
went to Jimmy Ray's house until after dinner
367
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,110
I sent you on a
complete wild-goose chase
368
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,870
You're damn right you did
369
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,350
We drove all the way out to Hmm-dale
370
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,100
Where
371
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,700
You know,it's right off
the 1-0-fling freeway
372
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,380
Listen,I know that I messed
up,but I got to get back to work
373
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,380
Is there any way you
guys can pick him up
374
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,600
Of course
375
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,530
We're not idiots
376
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:51,870
Okay
377
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:52,870
Thanks so much
378
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,170
I've got to go wax Lindsay's chin
379
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,730
She's having a rough pregnancy
380
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,000
In the wrong light,she
looks like Fidel Castro
381
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,150
Thank you
382
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,410
Well,that went well
383
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,300
Yeah
384
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,040
Do you have any idea where Ritchie is
385
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,800
Well,I'm hoping to God he's in Hmm-dale
386
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,850
What's different
387
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,160
Oh,hi,Barb
388
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,150
What did you do with
all the black people
389
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,160
I don't see color,Barb
390
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,160
You don't see color
because there is no color
391
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,090
Now,what did you do
with all the black people
392
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:38,230
They got mad when they found out the white
women were here for free and they had to pay
393
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,790
It's also why the music went to crap
394
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,300
This is terrible
395
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:44,050
Well,we can fix it
396
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,860
We can just offer free membership
to our black clients,too
397
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,850
You can't make any money that way
398
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,580
Maybe we can charge Asians double
399
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:57,370
Barb,come on,we have to treat everybody the
same whether their Asian or black or regular
400
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,000
They should just come
because it's a good gym
401
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,120
Yeah,it is a good gym
402
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,420
As long as you wear
sandals in the shower
403
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,910
And it can stand on its own merits
404
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,110
Well,we did it
405
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,950
We sure did
406
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,970
You know,Barb,maybe the world
wasn't ready for an integrated gym
407
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,610
Yeah,we were ahead of our time
408
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,860
Besides,we've done our share
409
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,710
We're part of a
biracial,fake,lesbian,sham marriage
410
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,100
Let somebody else do something
411
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,790
Yeah,you're right
412
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,210
We're heroes
413
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,710
I'm exhausted
414
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,280
I'm going to take a nap
415
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:39,960
I'm going to go to Nordstrom's
416
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,000
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