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Nice try.
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I'm here now.
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Sorry if I kept you waiting.
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Ran into a little bit of a,
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uh.oh,I see.
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Hey,ritchie.
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Hey,mr.Harris.
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Yeah. You know what Soccer practice went so much longer than it was supposed to
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and then he forgot his shin guards.
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So we had to go back to the park to get them,
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and then I would have dropped them off at the house,
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but that would have taken another extra 45 minutes,and I would have called you
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but,yesterday,I dropped my cell phone in the toilet.
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After,so.
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I left it there.
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Good call.
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So we'll all eat together.
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So,ritchie,how was soccer practice?
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I stink.
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But you showed up,and that's what counts.
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Actually,he does stink.
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I think one of his armpit glands came in.
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So I'm letting him use my secret deodorant.
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And I'll let you in on a little secret It ain't working.
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Maybe tonight isn't the best night for you.
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We can reschedule if there's a better one.
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No,no,no.there's no better night.this is fine.
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And you know what?
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I brought ritchie's psp,soe hcan be occupied and we can have our date.
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Yeah,we can do anything,really.
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We don't exist anymore.
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Seriously,we could round several bases right on top of this table,and no one would notice a thing.
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That's the same thing you said about the dodger game,and we made it on the jumbotron.
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we were like movie stars.
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I'm looking forward to taking you out to the ball game again.
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mom!
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We're not doing anything.
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It's dead.
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Oh,well,that's not a problem,because your clever mommy brought a power cord right here in her purse.
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Now,just have to find an outlet.
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Oh,here.
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Uh,excuse me.
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Um.you know,my son needs to use this outlet for his game.
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Would you mind terribly if you switched tables with us?
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We are sitting right over there.
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We like our table.
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We don't want to sit over there.
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That's nice.
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This is why the french hate us.
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You know what?
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I'm going to run out and go to the hardware store
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Grab an extension cord,and them I'll come right back.
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Christine,stop.Stop.Take ritchie home.
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He's tired,you're tired,your phone's in the toilet.
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We can do this another night.
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Well,you know what?
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Come to my house,and then,after I put ritchie to bed
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At least we can make out a little bit before I pass out.
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Mom,my game isn't on.I can hear you.
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Good job.
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Let's go.
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the_new_adventures_of_old_christine
Season 3 Episode 4
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Television he's asleep.
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Play ball.
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I'm not.
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I'm not really comfortable doing this when there are other people here.
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Oh,no.Don't worry about ritchie.
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He's practically in a coma.
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Yeah,but they're not.
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Kiss him again!
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What?
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What are you doing here?
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Get out of here!
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Get!
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They keep coming back because you feed them.
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What? what are you even doing here?
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You invited me over for birthday drinks.
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It started out as birthday weekend,which was rescheduled to birthday dinner
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Which was rescheduled to birthday drinks.
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Oh.Well,sorry about that.
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Catch you next year.
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It's getting late.
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I should go.
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Oh,I'm so sorry about this.
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This date has been a total bust.
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That's all right,you can make iupt to me.
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What are you doing tuesday night?
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Tuesday?
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Uh.where.? Oh,here. Let me look at my thing.
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tuesday,tuesday.
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Ritchie has karate on tuesday,and nei ver miss it.
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Of all the sports he plays,it's my favorite costume.
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But,I don't know,maybe richard can videotape it.
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Hey,richard?
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What's up?
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Hey,handsome.
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Oh,that was weird.
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Have you been getting those funny e-mails I've been forwarding you?
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Every day.
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Thanks for thinking of me.
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Okay,listen,um.
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daniel wants to take me out on tuesday night,so can you swap with me and I'll take ritchie on wednesday?
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I can't-- I got a speeding ticket,and I have to go to traffic school.
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Hey,matthew? Listen.
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Can you take ritchie to karate on tuesday
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And then I'll take him to work with me on saturday and you can have the whole day off then
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Yeah,I don't like the karate studio.Too much yelling.
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I get enough of that at home.
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Do it,matthew!
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Hey,if you want,ritchie can come with me.
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I'll be scratching dirty words in the door of pete's mercedes.
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And then we'll get ice cream.
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Barb's going through an ugly divorce.
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But I still love dirty words and ice cream.
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Why don't I take ritchie on thursday?
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You can go out then.
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Uh,thursday?
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- Yeah.Works for me.
- Works for me.
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Great.It's a date.
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Wait.Richard,we have tickets to a show.
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Oh,no,that's tuesday.
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In october.
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2004.
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Does anyone know how to work this?
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Okay,so thursday.
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Pick you up at 7:00. -- Okay.
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While everybody has their books out,I need christine a week from sunday night.
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My school is having a new faculty reception,and since I'm the only new faculty
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And the only black guy,everybody's going to be looking at mE.
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I want you with me.
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Yeah,walking in with a white woman-- that should put you right under the radar.
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Okay,yeah.
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I've got you down in my book.
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Wait.That's my sister's birthday.
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No,it isn'T.What the hell?
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I'll see you on thursday.
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Okay.Definitely.
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Well,happy birthday to me.
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Hey,who wants to light a bag of dog poop in pete's mailbox
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And then go to baskin-robbins for ice cream cake?
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You're here.I was waiting for you.
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Were you?
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Yeah.
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Cause I was knocking on the door for kind of a long time.
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Oh,no,no,no.
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I was just putting on a few final touches.
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Oh,that's for you.
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You subscribe now,you get an apron.
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You were sleeping.
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You're exhausted.
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No,no,no.
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I mean,I'm,you know,I'm just a little tired.
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I had to get up at 4:00 this morning to pay bills.
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And then I had to check ritchie's homework,then I had to do ritchie's homework
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And then I had to open up the gym,and then I had to close the gym
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While I took ritchie his homework that he forgot.
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And then I had to reopen the gym.
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And then I had to apologize to the woman that I locked in the gym.
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But,anyway,now I am here and I am ready to.
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Go.hah!
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Okay.Ready.
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Christine,you have a lot going on.
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I know it's hard for you get away in the middle of the week.
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Let's do this another time.
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No,no,no,no,no.
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There is no other time.
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This is my only night without ritchie.
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Oh,but,man,I am so tired.
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I don't think i can go out tonight.
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how about if we just stay here,and you and i have a little alone time?
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okay,I got powerade,orange slices,band-aids,ice pack-- what else am I missing?
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Personal boundaries,self-control,a desire to clean your house.
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You're not wrong.
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Okay,so listen.
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Tonight,I have daniel's big cocktail.
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party.
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Sorry.
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Thought you were going to say something else.
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Go on.
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All right,listen,matthew,this is a big night.
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I have to make up for the last three dates I've cancelled with him
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So I have to be well-rested,so I may take a catnap
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on the way to the game,and then on the way back.
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So you're asking me to drive?
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Oh,that's a good idea.
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Hey,richard.
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So you know that you're taking ritchie tonight,right?
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Yes,you told me ten times.
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I even put it in my new blackberry.
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There's no way it's 3:00 A.M.
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Damn it.
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Okay,now listen.
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Just so you know,we have to come straight back here after the game
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-- daniel's thing starts at 6:00,so I have to start getting ready at,like,3:00.
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I mean,this doesn't just happen in five minutes.
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Well,this happens in five minutes but,you know,fixing it takes,like,hours.
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Why don't you stay home,the n?
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We'll take ritchie.He'll be fine.
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No,no,no.
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I can't miss ritchie's soccer tournament.
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Anyway,it's a single elimination.
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I mean,we'll be home by lunchtime.
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What if ritchie's team wins?
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I can't believe we won all three games!
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Yeah.
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And each one in overtime! That was amazing.
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You were great.
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I'm so happy!
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I am so screwed.
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Come on! Come on!
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Where are all these people going?!
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All right,everybody calm down!
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Daniel's dinner starts in 20 minutes.
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Matthew,how far away are we?
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Well,let's see.
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At three miles per hour,we should be there in five,ten.tuesday.
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Don't let this guy in!
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Don't! Matthew!
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I am the driver,and that was an ambulance.
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It's okay.
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Those things never start on time.
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It'll clear up.
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There's always traffic here.
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There's a hooters and a water park.
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They must be zoned for boob.
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That's his favorite joke.
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I'm going to call daniel again on his cell.
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Daniel,hey,it's me.
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It's christine.
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Hello.Are you there?
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Can you pick up? Pick up!
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So you think he has an old-fashioned answering machine on his cell phone?
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You don't know.
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Anyway,we are,uh,we're still stuck in traffic and
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uh. but I'm on my way,okay?
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And I'm going to be there as soon as I can.
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Oh!Hi.Hi.You're there.
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Hi.Hello?
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A-daniel?
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I thought I just heard you pick up.
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Okay,anyway,listen.
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I'm on my way.
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I'm on my way,okay?
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I'll see you soon.Bye.
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Oh,gosh.Man.
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It is so frustrating dating somebody who doesn't carry a cell phone.
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Can I have my phone back,please?
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Christine,would you mind opening the window?
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We could use a little air back here.
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It's not okay.
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It wasn't me.
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It's ritchie.
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My body's changing!
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You know what?
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Give me the cell phone.
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I'm going to call barb and have her go to the party and tell daniel I am on my way
259
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,630
And I'm not going to blow him.
260
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,560
Him off.
261
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,380
Thought you were going to say something else.
262
00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:51,430
Look,pete,I'm sure there's plenty of people that hate you enough to key your car.
263
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:54,120
I don't know why you would immediately jump to me.
264
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,330
Well,you tell your neighbors to mind their business.
265
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,920
No,I did not put dog poop in your mailbox.
266
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,670
Did they see me do that?
267
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,450
Well,then you're paranoid.
268
00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:09,010
I got to go.
269
00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:12,570
Hello.
270
00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:14,850
Hey,barb,it's me.
271
00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:15,860
Where are you?
272
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,690
Ugh!Stuck in traffic.
273
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:21,670
Listen,I need you to drive to the crestridge hotel in santa monica
274
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:24,290
And tell daniel that I'm running late.
275
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:27,240
Hello? Barb?
276
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,280
Hello?
277
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,660
Oh,god,I've lost her.
278
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,120
No,I heard you.
279
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,030
I just don't want to do it.
280
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,620
Barb,please?
281
00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:38,300
My relationship depends on you finding daniel and giving him my message.
282
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:39,850
Okay,I'll do it.
283
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,260
What do you want me to tell him?
284
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:47,470
Tell him that I did not forget,that I'm on my way,and just entertain him until I get there so he doesn't feel neglected.
285
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,460
He will not feel neglected.
286
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,030
I know exactly what to do.
287
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,150
No,barb.No.
288
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,250
Breaking up.
289
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,830
barb.
290
00:11:58,940 --> 00:11:59,930
okay,well,whatever.
291
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,360
That'll buy me some time.
292
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,020
I think I need a shower.
293
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,560
I think you need more than that.
294
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,050
I mean,maybe.
295
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,170
I don't know.Do you?
296
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,200
Look at this.
297
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,590
The traffic is letting up.
298
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,150
Okay.All right.
299
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,030
We may make it with time to spare.
300
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,300
I'll just throw on my clothes,slap on a little makeup.
301
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,440
My hair's already.
302
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,100
awful!
303
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,630
What?!
304
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,340
Excuse me,I'm looking for daniel harris.
305
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,310
Are you the girlfriend we've heard about?
306
00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:41,940
No,I'm newly single.
307
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,580
Trying to keep my options open.
308
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,300
What's your deal?
309
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,210
Mr.Harris is over there.
310
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,650
Barb?
311
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,740
I was looking for you.
312
00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,710
Hey,what's that guy's deal?
313
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,140
He was hitting on me.
314
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:01,990
hard.
315
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:04,600
Christine isn't coming,is she?
316
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,550
Yes,she is.
317
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,940
She's just running a little late,but she's on her way.
318
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:12,520
But she's authorized me to keep you entertained in whatever way I see fit.
319
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,010
She really said that?
320
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,010
No,I was joking.
321
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,020
Oh.that,that's funny.
322
00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:25,060
Thank you.
323
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,160
You're welcome.
324
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,630
Thank you.
325
00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,560
Okay,how does that look?
326
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:40,660
Is that any better?
327
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,010
Oh,yeah,much better.
328
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,370
Nice and big.
329
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,790
What do I care?
330
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,450
My hair is the least of my worries.
331
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,730
I can't wear a sweat suit to daniel's banquet.
332
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,180
I have to look cute.
333
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,040
That looks cute.
334
00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,610
Thank you.
335
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,020
Take off your clothes.
336
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:00,920
What?
337
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,640
We're about the same size,and I don't have anything else to wear.
338
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,250
We need to swap clothes.
339
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,210
Oh,boy!
340
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:22,330
So,it's the first time we spent time alone together.
341
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:24,910
I think you're right.
342
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,730
So you and christine,huh?
343
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,770
Yep.
344
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:47,800
Okay,you keep those headphones on and you stay under that blanket,do you hear me,ritchie?
345
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,710
Oh,hey,is that kristi yamaguchi in the car next to us?
346
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,560
Okay,he's not listening.
347
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,460
What?
348
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:01,330
He loves kristi yamaguchi.
349
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:02,670
And you just let him.
350
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,160
Okay,take off your clothes.
351
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,700
Our relationship is so complicated.
352
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,040
Wha.what are you doing?
353
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,120
Trying to see everything I'm not related to.
354
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,580
Eyes forward.
355
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:21,670
So,would it help you two ladies to feel more comfortable if I were to get undressed,too?
356
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:22,880
Ass. -- Ass.
357
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,990
Hey,that's a cute bra.
358
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,600
It's really soft,too.
359
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,400
Feel.
360
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,070
Wow!
361
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,640
That is soft.
362
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,450
It goes with this underwear.
363
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,920
You call that tiny little thing underwear?
364
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,580
What is that?
365
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,770
Is that a birthmark?
366
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,760
It's a butterfly tattoo.
367
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,310
Hey,you want to see something cool?
368
00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:47,130
Sure.
369
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,780
car!
370
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:57,640
You know I always thought I liked mint,but what I really like is spearmint.
371
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,370
I do not care for wintergreen.
372
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:08,020
Hey,look.
373
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,320
I'm running out of material here.
374
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,810
You got to help me out.
375
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,350
I'm sorry.
376
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,350
I just don't know how to respond.
377
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,740
You're talking about mint.
378
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,840
I'm talking about the gum industry's conspiracy to make us
379
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,980
Think there's different kinds of mint.
380
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,450
I didn't get that.
381
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,130
We don't have to be friends.
382
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,280
Dan,barb,hi!
383
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,380
I'm here! I'm here!
384
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,290
God,I have to pee like a racehorse,but
385
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,790
I can wait 'cause I know this is important-- just don't make me laugh.
386
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,000
Don't worry.
387
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:40,600
Better not get her started on her hilarious gum conspiracy theories.
388
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,920
Hey,jackass,I was trying to entertain you.
389
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,690
What happened here?
390
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,330
We don't like each other.
391
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:48,590
And it's mutual.
392
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,350
Well,thank you,barb.
393
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,850
Okay,baby gap.
394
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,460
Guess I'll talk to you later.
395
00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:00,070
I'm gonna go steal a battery out of pete's car.
396
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,360
And then maybe get some gum.
397
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:08,930
She's interesting.
398
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:11,610
Well,she's a lot happier since the divorce.
399
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,470
So,look at you.
400
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,500
Yeah,I know.
401
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:15,250
I'm sorry I'm late.
402
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,380
I'm sorry I look like this.
403
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,390
I know this is an important night,but I'm here now,I'm all yours.
404
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,100
Well,good night,everyone.
405
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,040
Drive home safe.
406
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,460
I had a great time!
407
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:30,640
got to say you really turned it around
408
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,770
Dodge.covering all the teachers' valet charges was a classy move.
409
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:38,650
Well,lucky for me new christine left her credit card in her pocket.
410
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,550
Christine,I can't imagine anyone going through more than you did to be there for me tonight.
411
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,130
Oh,well,I care.
412
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,150
I know.
413
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:49,170
Um,here's the thing.
414
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:50,920
What?
415
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,470
Oh,uh,no,no,no.
416
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:53,940
Oh,no,no,no,no,no.
417
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,340
I know what "here's the thing" means.
418
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,120
I know what the thing is.
419
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,200
Christine.
420
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,750
no,listen,I-I really,I don't want to hear it.
421
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,090
I don't really want to hear it.
422
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:03,650
Oh,good,good.
423
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,870
Good night.
424
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,260
I would love to spend every day with you.
425
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:09,100
Oh,done!
426
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,150
Good night.
427
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:14,870
But you have a full-time job,a part-time ex-husband an angry best friend.
428
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:18,750
a kid,a brother who lives in your guesthouse.
429
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,890
I mean,look what you had to go through just to be with me for one night.
430
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:21,940
Yeah,I know,I know.
431
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:25,360
My schedule is so hectic right now,but it is gonna open up soon.
432
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:26,900
Is it?
433
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,670
Yeah.
434
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,450
You know,I mean,um.
435
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,720
when ritchie goes to college.
436
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:39,740
I'm a single person,no kids,my job is over at 4:00 in the afternoon,my summers are off-- I have a lot of time.
437
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,650
So? Just get a hobby.
438
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,060
Get a second girlfriend.
439
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,930
I'll,I'll pick her.
440
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:47,950
Barb's available.
441
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:48,970
I pick barb.
442
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,850
I just want to be able to take off for the weekend with you.
443
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:55,510
I want to run off to a movie,go to a bar and listen to music.
444
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:56,360
Barb likes music.
445
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,200
I don't like barb.
446
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,320
That's why I picked her.
447
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,200
Oh,come on.
448
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,300
Come on.
449
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:03,770
We can't break up now.
450
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,430
We've been going out for three months.
451
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,630
We've just started to develop deep psychological bonds.
452
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,870
Yeah,and in three months we've gone on six dates?
453
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:15,050
Well,I mean,how can we break up after only six dates,you know?
454
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,710
We're just starting to get to know each other.
455
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,080
I haven't even peed in front of you yet.
456
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,930
Well,you know,on purpose.
457
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:24,890
Christine,come on.
458
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,060
I know.
459
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,500
Oh,god,I know.
460
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,180
I know.
461
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,180
This is impossible.
462
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,600
You're right.
463
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,100
Today was my day off.
464
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,220
Yeah.
465
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,110
I don't get another day off for,like,another three weeks.
466
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,610
I can't quit my job,so.
467
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,330
and I can't quit my kid.
468
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,770
And I wouldn't want you to.
469
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,980
So you're dumping me?
470
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:05,130
Well,I'm gonna tell people that I dumped you.
471
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,590
Go ahead.
472
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:13,310
And when ritchie's older and if we're both still single.
473
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:16,020
oh,yeah,you're gonna be single,right.
474
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,580
You're not even gonna make it out to the car.
475
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,340
I should go.
476
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,370
Okay.
477
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,270
Okay.
478
00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:55,780
See ya.
479
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,950
ooh!Dan!
480
00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,610
This has been a weird day.
481
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,910
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