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okay,bud,do you have everything:
Your lunch,permission slip?
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- Do you have your homework?
- Yeah.
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Wait. Do you have my
sunglasses and my phone?
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Where is my key?
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okay. Okay,don't worry about me.
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But if you get a chance,call me,okay?
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- It might help me find my phone.
- Okay,mom.
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Okay,yeah,bye,lovey. I love you.
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- See you,mom.
- Okay,bye,sweetheart.
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What are you doing?
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I'm so sorry.
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Just let me back up.
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Don't back up! Don't back up!
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Okay. Forward!
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Going forward!
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That'll buff out.
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oh,boy.
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What is christine doing now?
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sorry.
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I saw a backwards car.
I naturally assumed.
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Pull forward!
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Oh,god,now christine's
trying to back up.
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I'm right here!
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Your hair's a mess.
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all right! Okay!
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I'm backing up!
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all right,I... I'm backing up!
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excuse me. Hey,hey,you know what?
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You're not going to be
able to turn around here.
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You need to make a loop
around the kellogg quad,
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then go pass the cafetorium and
then come back by the pergola.
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Got it.
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- Do you?
- No.
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Okay. Uh,yeah.I can show you.
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Sweetheart,why don't you come out.
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I'm going to show
your dad where to park.
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I'll find out what a cafetorium is.
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I'll be there in five minutes.
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Come on. Let's go!
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Okay...
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are you affiliated with the school,or
is this just a really sexy carjacking?
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Oh,no. I'm a repant.
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A really sexy parent.
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I'm christine.
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Oh,mike.
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Okay,so,you know what?
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Try to squeeze through
here-- I use this as a road--
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and then try to pull up over there--
I use that as a parking space.
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I mean,it's fine.
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There's never been a fire,so...
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no parking
fire lane
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so,I haven't seen you
around here before.
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Ah,it's our first day.
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We,uh,started the year late
'cause my son had mono. Yeah.
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I'm a little overwhelmed 'cause my wife usually handles
all this stuff,but she's out of town on business.
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I really miss her.
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We've been together forever.
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You know,high school sweethearts.
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we have a wonderful life.
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I'm divorced.
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Oh,thank god,me too.
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I didn't want to make a bad impression.
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It's okay. You're gonna be fine.
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And westbridge is such a great school.
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- Yeah,it seems like it.
- Yeah.
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My kid's in the gifted
and talented program.
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That's impressive.
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He's not.
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He's got add.
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What is the matter with you?
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I don't know.
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Look,I was new here a few years ago,too,
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and I was a real mess.
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Here's my key!
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Anyway,you're going to be fine.
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You know,I could sure use someone
to show me the ropes around here.
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Oh,sorry. I have a boyfriend.
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Oh,no. Did you think
I was asking you out?
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No.
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Yeah,I'm actually
nowhere close to dating.
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I still have some healing
to do from the divorce.
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Well,for me,I knew I was ready when
I stopped wearing slippers to work.
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You'll get there.
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The New Adventures Of Old Christine
Season03 Episode03
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and his name is mike,and
he's just like me.
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We're both single parents.
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We're both really political.
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You're political?
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Yeah,I have a black boyfriend.
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When are they going
to put you on a stamp?
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I don't know. Anyway...
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I am going to be his mentor.
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I'm going to give him the
benefit of my experience.
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And you're sure he doesn't want
to be more than just friends?
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Well,he did ask me out.
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And I told him right up front
I have a black boyfriend.
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He seemed disappointed.
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So is everyone when they hear you
use the phrase "black boyfriend."
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I mean,I'm just so happy to
have a friend at that school.
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And guess what?
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Ritchie's finally come into his own,too.
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He joined the handbell choir.
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Oh,really? Was the wedgie club full?
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I will have you know that the handbell choir is
the most popular elective at that school among kids
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who are not good at
sports or other things.
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Okay,so just pick the three you
want and we will let you know.
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Okay.
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Hey,mike.
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What are you guys doing?
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Mike's deciding which
jobs to volunteer for.
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Just something we involved
parents at the school do.
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When you're at work.
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Hey,I'm on the earthquake phone tree.
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If I don't have anything to do it's
mother nature's fault,it's not mine.
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I should probably try to
find that contact list.
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Ooh,come on. I have to get over to maintenance
to find out the name of that guy I want fired.
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Oh,right. Fun.Okay,see you later,mike.
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- Bye,mike.
- Bye.
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So what do you got here?
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Oh,oh,no-no-no.
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You don't want to sign up
for lost-and-found duty.
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Everything in there has poop on it.
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I had a very bad thermos experience.
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So what should I sign up for?
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Well,it's tricky because you want
something that gets you noticed,
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gets you credit,but you
don't have to work too hard.
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Well,isn't the point of
volunteering to participate?
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Come on. We're not
like marly and lindsay.
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We're single parents.
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We have to be careful with our time.
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You know what? Maybe I can find room
for you on the earthquake phone tree.
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I don't have a phone yet.
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Odds are you won't need one.
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Hey,listen,you want to
go get a cup of coffee?
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What about the parent coffee?
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Aren't you going to that?
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The... uh,the what?
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The tuesday afternoon coffee.
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Marly and lindsay just told me about it.
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the tuesday coffee.
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Oh,I forgot it was tuesday.
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for some reason I thought it was thursday,but
it is not actually that day called thursday.
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Uh,so I'm not going today...
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uh,tuesday.
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Well,marly and lindsay are
kind of expecting me,so...
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oh,yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah,you
should go.
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Yeah,you're new,you know.
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You haven't been a thousand times
like me,so I have a boyfriend,so...
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I'm going to go upstairs
and polish my bells.
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Boy,he's growing up fast.
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I could never talk about
that stuff with our mom.
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She did ask you to take shorter showers.
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Marly and lindsay are unbelievable.
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You are not going to
believe what they did.
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Thus,your description
of it as unbelievable.
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I asked you not to use the word "thus."
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And I've asked you to
flush after you pee.
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They are so jealous of my new friendship
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that they lied about some fake
afternoon phony coffee thing
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just so they could spend
time with my friend mark.
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You mean mike?
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Whoever. New guy.
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The point is,they saw
that we had a connection,
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and so they're trying to lure him
away with some fake afternoon thing.
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Oh,it's not fake. They do it every week.
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What? You've been?
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No.
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Am I bleeding?
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What? What happened?
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I hit myself in the head with my bell.
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Be careful. You don't want to
be the bell ringer in the helmet.
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I've got to keep practicing.
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Our first parent concert of
the season is this thursday.
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uh,there's a whole season?
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Mrs. Jones says that if I don't get the
timing right,she's going to tape my clapper.
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They're doing drag
shows at that school now?
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Yeah,isn' gt itreat?
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No,I was kidding.
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Hey,that's not what you're doing.
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Don't repeat that.
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That's a family joke.
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Richard,did you know about this coffee
thing they have every week after school?
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Yeah,they invited me.
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I never go.
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It's too crowded.
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I don't like big groups.
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Big groups?
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Does everyone go?
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Not everyone.
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- Who doesn't go?
- You.
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Well,I'm going today.
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Oh,don't make a scene.
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I'm not gonna. I'm just
gonna have a cup of coffee.
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I don't know why you even care.
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I care because I'm mike's mentor.
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And it is my responsibility to warn him
that he's fallen in with the wrong crowd.
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Plus,we had a real connection.
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We have fun together.
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What is the matter with you?
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I don't know.
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Those meanie moms have
everything already.
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They're not getting my friend,too.
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Hey,mike.
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Mike!
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Mark!
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Mike!
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hey,I thought you
weren't going to make it.
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Yeah,well,I'm not staying.
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Listen,I just came to tell you
you are making a big mistake.
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You do not want to hang
around with these people.
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What people?
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Well,most of these people,but
specifically marly and lindsay.
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They're really,really mean.
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Oh,no,they've been nice to me.
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Yeah,of course,well,they're only being
nice to you as a way of being mean to me.
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I'm telling you they are catty.
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They gossip. They're judgmental.
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They're too skinny.
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They don't work,but they got nannies
raising their awful kids,you know...
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christine,stop.
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I don't want to hear this.
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No,no,no,t I'bum just
telling you for your own good.
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Well,look,I'm trying to fit
in here for my son's sake.
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I mean,he's had mono.
He's in a new school.
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The divorce was hard on him.
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It's been a tough year for the gays.
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What?
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Gay. That's our last name.
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Yeah.
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Things are tough.
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That's why you need me. I can help you.
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These women are just plain mean.
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Do you know that they have been having this coffee
for like two years and they have never once invited me?
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They don't include me in anything.
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Well,did you ever think it
might be because of how you act?
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No.
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Every piece of advice you've given me is how to get
out of being involved,who to avoid,who to ignore...
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yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm your mentor.
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I'm sorry.
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I-I just can't afford
to align myself with A...
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a meanie mom.
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What?
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Meanie mom? Me?
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No-no-no. No,I'm not
mean.I'm the nice one.
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Oh,yeah,great,walk away
if that's what you think.
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Well,that's the last
time I help the gays!
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that's it.
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Awesome,dude. Awesome.
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You guys want to hear it again?
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Oh,no.
253
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:32,760
You don't want to over-rehearse and blow out
your wrist right before the big concert tomorrow.
254
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,830
As it is,I'm going to be
singing that song all day.
255
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,410
Okay.
256
00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:40,100
I'm going to go upstairs and
try on my outfit for the concert.
257
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,580
Man,even the violin kids are
going to beat the crap out of him.
258
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,520
Welp...
259
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,800
the new guy's a douche.
260
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,260
I thought he was your best friend.
261
00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,180
I barely know the guy.
262
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,350
What is the matter with you?
263
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,310
I don't know.
264
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,080
He thinks I'm judgmental.
265
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,280
He thinks I'm mean.
266
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,530
Shut up. I'm not mean.
267
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,100
I'm not as mean as marly and lindsay.
268
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:11,470
But mike thinks it's my own fault.
269
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,610
He thinks if I were nicer to
them,they would be nicer to me.
270
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,830
Man,he is a douche.
271
00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:21,680
You know,I have bent over
backwards to fit in at that school.
272
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:25,320
He was there for one day,and they've
already invited him to the coffee.
273
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,680
How have you bent over backwards?
274
00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:27,660
I don't tell you everything.
275
00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,260
Yes,you do.
276
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:33,670
Do you really think that if I extended
myself those women would be nicer to me?
277
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,220
I guess there's no way to find out.
278
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,390
Okay,now,pick that one up and move it.
279
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:52,250
Okay,now pick that one up and move it.
280
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,090
Good.
281
00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,610
Hey,guys. Hey,I hope I'm not too late.
282
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,030
I'm here to volunteer
for the concert setup.
283
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,240
What's going on?
284
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,810
Do you need a character reference
for an upcoming custody hearing?
285
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,980
Nope.
286
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,170
I just had some free time.
287
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,300
I mean,if there's an earthquake,then
I'm going to have to rush to a phone.
288
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,470
uh,but,um,right now here I am.
289
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,670
Oh,hi,mike.
290
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,600
Christine.
291
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,320
I'm so glad you decided to come.
292
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:27,620
Yeah,well,I was able to move my
friday thing to wednesday. So...
293
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:28,790
it is wednesday.
294
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,490
Right. This is my friday thing.
295
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,570
- What's the matter with you?
- I don't know.
296
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:37,910
So,uh,what are we doing?
297
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,480
Well,so far I moved some
chairs around,put in the risers,
298
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:45,540
and I,uh,judged a tummy contest
between marly and lindsay.
299
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,960
I won.
300
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,660
The judge said,"both very nice."
301
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:53,090
Lindsay,second place is
nothing to be ashamed of.
302
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,990
So,look at you.
303
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,870
Yeah,oh,no,no,I'm not
in the tummy contest.
304
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,360
I'm getting my period in
three days,god willing.
305
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,060
I have a boyfriend,so...
306
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,610
so you and your boyfriend
are having intercourse.
307
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,520
It's good to know.
308
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,200
Yeah,I'm sorry. I'm
just...I'm so nervous.
309
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,920
You know,I don't really hang
around these people much,
310
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:21,200
but the truth is,I thought about what you
said and,I don't know,maybe you're right.
311
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:26,300
Maybe I've closed myself off to the
people at this school,so here I am.
312
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,430
I don't know what I'm
going to say to them,but...
313
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,640
we're just... we're from
two different worlds.
314
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,290
We really don't have anything in common.
315
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,250
I'm opening up the chardonnay.
316
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,890
So I finally just had to let her go.
317
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,990
I mean,if you don't know what side the buttons go
on a duvet what are you even doing in this country?
318
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:50,850
I got this guy at subway who
never gets my sandwich right.
319
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,340
I mean,how hard is it?
320
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,390
Six-inch turkey on whole
wheat,lettuce,tomato,pickles.
321
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,650
Yeah,I don't think
I'd be good on a farm.
322
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,670
No,no,no. It's not a farm.
323
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,170
It's a sandwich shop.
324
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,490
You know,they're everywhere. Subway.
325
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:11,460
I'm tired from trying to
understand what she's saying.
326
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,700
Yeah,who else is here?
327
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,480
Marly? You know what?
328
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,890
I'm worried about you.
329
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,650
You're worried about me?
330
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,840
Yeah,I mean,I know it's
none of my business,but...
331
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,480
: You seem awfully thin.
332
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,260
- I do?
- Dangerously.
333
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,590
Christine. You are so sweet.
334
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,760
Are you worried about me?
335
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,460
I think you might be getting too tan.
336
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,190
And I even wear sunblock.
337
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,450
It's just from driving
around with the top down.
338
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,130
Okay,pal.
339
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,540
Go backstage with the band.
340
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,510
We're not a band. We're a choir.
341
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,160
I know,honey.
342
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,780
Here,take my picture.
343
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:06,630
Okay.
344
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,430
Goank thd you brought that.
345
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,510
At the christmas concert,I had to pretend
my birth control pills were a camera.
346
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,550
Christine,hey,we saved you a seat.
347
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,200
Be careful. I saw this movie.
348
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,720
They dump pig's blood
on you at the prom.
349
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,090
You know what,richard?
350
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,980
You need to be a little less negative.
351
00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:26,170
Okay,they're not so bad.
352
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:30,220
They drink their chardonnay two glasses
at a time just like the rest of us.
353
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,430
What's going on with you?
354
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,030
I finally figured it out,okay?
355
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,940
Getting along is the way
to go; it's better for me.
356
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:36,910
It's better for ritchie.
357
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,770
Well,I'm not sitting with them.
358
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,230
Yeah,I don't think anyone asked you.
359
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,430
Hey,guys.
360
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,420
- Thanks for saving me a seat.
- You're next to me.
361
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,450
Until intermission,then
you're next to me.
362
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:51,590
Wow,I haven't been this popular since that
nympho rumor went around about me in high school.
363
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,750
I'm not a nympho. Just regular.
364
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:00,670
What?
365
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,430
What,is there something on my face?
366
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,890
You look cute.
367
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,890
Oh,thanks.
368
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,200
- What about me?
- Bad breath.
369
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,710
So,you know,christine,after
the coffee on tuesdays,
370
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,080
some of us go to another place for coffee and
we talk about the people from the first coffee.
371
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,250
You should totally come.
372
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,380
But keep it to yourself 'cause
we don't invite everyone.
373
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:21,440
Oh,okay,yeah,yeah. I'll try to make it.
374
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,760
I wasn't invited to that coffee.
375
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,840
I can't help you now.
376
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:35,130
hi,yeah. Yeah,I see your bell.
377
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:39,840
Welcome to our first evening concert
of the westbridge handbell choir.
378
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,590
The
ring-a-ding-dings.
379
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,510
Oh,god.
380
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,800
I'm going to give him a wedgie.
381
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,740
One,two,three.
382
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,310
hello?
383
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,220
I'm at kelsey's concert.
384
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,100
No,it's fine. What's up?
385
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,240
Are you kidding?
386
00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,030
Are you okay?
387
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:29,600
No,of course I won't tell anyone.
388
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:33,110
- Carly's marriage is over.
- You're kidding?
389
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,400
Oh,my god,your breath! What's happening?
390
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:37,440
I don't know. I'm on a cleanse.
391
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,780
Carly just called me.
She's getting a divorce.
392
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,690
She told me not to tell anybody.
393
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,810
Is something burning?
394
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,780
It's lindsay's insides.
395
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,720
Can you believe this?
396
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,990
They're your friends.
397
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,970
Come on,lindsay. Don't be mad.
398
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:54,750
We're your friends.
399
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,790
Look,if it was you,you'd
want us to tell you.
400
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,100
It is me!
401
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,620
Oh,my god.
402
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:01,610
Look,just have a mint.
403
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,170
- I'm on a cleanse.
- Take a mint.
404
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,470
I don't want the mint.I
don't want the mint.
405
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,980
would you please shut up?
406
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,860
My god,your kids are
performing on stage.
407
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:15,650
I have never experienced such
self-involved rudeness in my life.
408
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,810
I don't like the way
that you're talking to us.
409
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,570
Well,I don't care what you like.
410
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,350
I'm here for my son.
411
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,310
Come on,I can't be the
only one who feels this way.
412
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,140
Unbelievable. And you.
413
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,760
Can't you put the cell
phone down for one minute?
414
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:32,220
I'm just holding up the phone so his
father can hear the bells in fallujah.
415
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,740
Well,we don't care
who you're talking to.
416
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,110
Oh,no,no,we do care.
417
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,750
Yeah,yeah,fallujah is okay.
418
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,220
You're okay.
419
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:47,780
Would the rest of you please be quiet
so I can hear my son's stupid bell solo?
420
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,820
That would be great.
421
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:53,170
Well,you can forget about the coffee.
422
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,460
And the after-coffee.
423
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,830
I have to go turn in
my bells to mrs. Jones.
424
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,150
- Get one more picture of me with them.
- Okay.
425
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,160
Oh,my battery died.
426
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,710
Oh,that's okay. I've got it.
427
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,620
oh,that's gonna be a good one.
428
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,810
Can I see it?
429
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:39,540
hey,christine! Hey,christine.
430
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,810
It's hard to run in slippers.
431
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:45,740
Hey,I just wanted to say I thought it was really
great the way you yelled at everyone back there.
432
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,970
If you liked that,you would
have loved our marriage.
433
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,040
Here,go get these developed.
434
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,260
So,what now?
435
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,280
Well,I don't think there are
going to be any more coffees,
436
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,740
but if there's an earthquake,we
will rule the school.
437
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,510
So sit back,cross your fingers
and hope for the big one.
438
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,190
I'm going to need a new mentor.
439
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,920
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