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[door knock]

How nice

[door opens]

Hello, Are you here for the open house?

Yeah, I'm here for visiting the house

Yes, I'm Chuck, this is my house

Anyssa, nice to meet you. Anyssa, nice to meet you!

Because I moved to LA to teach French at an University

Oh, you are from France

Yeah, exactly, so...

Bonjour! [giggle] That's funny,

I wanted to take French lessons, actually

Because I'm going to Paris for 6 months...

that's why I'm selling this house

To go traveling the world.

Yeah, I figured "no real estate agencies for me"

I'll settle it myself Oh, that's a bit tough

Yeah

I like the sunlight in this salon

Yeah, have a seat Yeah?

This is where I come to do my meditation

I built it up myself

You did this? Yes, but

all this? It's time for someone else to take the reins

Oh my God... can I sit here for a minute? Yeah, of course

I love these trees too... everything is so perfect in your house

Thank you Oh my God

So, you like the place so far?

Well, you know... I love the place

I love your accent, I have to say... I really love French people

I took French in high school Yeah?

for a little bit, but I got a D+

D+ ... I got As in all other subjects it was A, A, A, A, D+

You need to practice, I can be your teacher... your French teacher, yeah?

And you can sell me you house, that is

[laugh] Well yeah, hopefully those aren't, you know, tied to each other

Go on in, check it out... we have a...

a tub and a shower... the shower is perfect

Oh my God... can I have this house? Hmm?

I'll be so happy

Well, let me show you the master bedroom, this sure'll be your sanctuary

It's been my sanctuary for years

How high is the ceiling? Very high

Look, I've gotta be honest with you: there's other couple that has...

given a quite nice offer of both my [inaudible] and price

So tentatively I told them on Saturday,

I still have the house scheduled to this,

I'm still showing it to people

Yeah, But unless you can come here and beat their offer...

Yeah, I have here for you 1.5 million

Alright, 1.5 million dollars was my original asking price

That's be great Yeah?

But... But what?

This other couple offered 1.75 million

And they can pay all upfront

All cash. All cash? I can pay all cash too

So, can't we just do 1.5 million and then I can give you some French lessons?

[laughs]

I would love some French lessons from you,

I would love some French lessons from you Yeah, so we can...

with some stuff to warm up...

Bonjour, je m'appelle Chuck

Bonjour Chuck, ça va?

Uh... ça va? Ca va: how are you?

Très bien? Très bien?

Oui Perfect

Oh, mercy So, let's say uh...

In the French lessons, I haven't checked the price recently, but...

It's expensive, trust me

Yeah, but it's not $250,000 expensive

You are really hard for business... ok

Can I take off my jacket?

Ok... It's so hot in here

Yeah... well, the AC is off right now, I'm trying to save up some power

But it's really nice central AC, so...

You can turn it on all you want, if you...

offer me more than 1.5 million

Maybe I can give you other things

Maybe...

we can have sex together

Sex together? Sex together

Here's a French girl... do you like my big boobs?

They are... so beautiful... Yeah?

So... join me on the bed

Oh my God

Oh Yes

Your dick is very good, yeah

Let me see those boobs... yeah, they're so hot

Get it real wet, get it real wet

I love your dick, yeah [mumbling]

[sucking and moaning]

Suck it, yeah... just suck it

Oh, that's so good

Yes

Thick

Oh yeah

Suck those balls

[mumbling] [moaning]

Yes

[moaning]

Are you gonna put it on that pussy? Yeah

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you

[French] Yes, put that shut

To shut? do you want to fuck my little shut?

Lemme see those tits

Oh fuck Yes

Perfect... perfect Oh my pussy is wet

I'm loving this dick in my pussy

I love this too Yeah?

Oh my God... I feel so good

[French]

Fuck, oh my God

Oh my God

That feels so good

[moaning] your dick inside me

Oh you filled the shut

Oui, parle français [French]

Just like that

I feel so fucking good

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yes

I love... your dick

your dick is [French]

... so good, yeah, yeah

Fuck [mumbling and moaning]

[panting in French]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh yes... I love you ass Do you like my big ass?

Fucking my ass [French]

[moaning]

Fuck

Oh fuck

[mumbling]

Oh yeah, yeah

Oh yes... nice and slow, like that

Fuck... oh my God, oh my God... yeah

Yeah

Yes, yes [French]

Fuck, fuck, fuck my pussy

[French]

[French]

[screaming]

[French] fuck me

[French]

[moaning] oh my God

Oh fuck

Do you like it? Yeah, I love it

Oh, oh shit... fuck

This is so unethical

Where do you get these people?

you are just fucking me to get this house

What are you doing? What? no, no, no, no

I'll put my pants back on No, no, no, no

I'm not falling for that What are you doing?

This is wrong. This is wrong Why are you like that?

Why is it wrong? tell me

Because you are having sex with me just to get the house

It's not only for that

It's because I liked to do it

Really? Yeah, it's just because of that

No, I gotta put this pants back on. No, no...

No, don't leave

[French]

[moaning and sucking]

Oh God... Delicious

You are so nice [French]

Sounds like something you really... Bad boy!

So hot... oh shit

Oh yes

I gonna cum on those tits Oh yeah?

In those nice tits

[French]

Oh my God

That was sexy Yes, that was transference

So let's go to the bank now

Bank? Why would we go to the bank? For the check

Oh.

It was [inaudible]. Do you remember?

I fucked you, you'd give me the house We... we...

No, no... I never said you'd fuck and...

I never said that I was gonna give you the house

What? What the fuck?

Look, the other people had... You just fucked me!

Yeah, but the people had already taken it Is this a joke?

It's not joke, I cannot give you this house

Wow, wow... ow!

Ow, ow! No! get away from me, you psycho French!