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Excuse me?
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Oh, that's right.
The moment a woman turns 30,
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they throw a cloak
of invisibility over her.
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Trust me, there's not
a man on this earth
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who would find you invisible.
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[Chuckles] Well, aren't
you a sweetheart?
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[Gulps] Mm.
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I'll have a vodka gimlet and...
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Shirley Temple. Make that a double.
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Bartender: You got it.
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Gillian Kayhill. Nice to meet you.
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Emerson Lake-Palmer.
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Don't I know you from somewhere,
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Mrs. Kayhill? It's Miss.
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And I'm sure I'd recall meeting
such a handsome young man,
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unless I ran through one of your dreams?
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[Laughs]
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Oh.
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Nuts?
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I'm afraid I'm allergic.
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But you go right ahead.
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Open up.
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Oh!
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Here's to new friends.
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Why don't we order another round
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and I'll show you how
many times 26 goes into 50?
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Gillian: So, it only goes in once,
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then you're left with 24
as the remainder.
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So then you have 24 over 26,
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which reduces to 12 over 13.
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And 13 can't be reduced
'cause it's prime.
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Exactly.
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Now, why don't we do something
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about that lump in your pocket?
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There's just no good place to keep it.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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That's better.
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Mmm!
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[Laughs]
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Something's trying to get
out of your pants.
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Oh.
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My cock.
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Oh.
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[Laughs]
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[Rooster crows]
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[Sighs]
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[Chuckles]
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Time to wake up, sleepyhead.
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Sleepyhead?
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Sleepyhead?!
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Sleepyhead!
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As discussed, our docket is free
for the next two weeks,
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so I'm sending the entire team
for some much needed R and R.
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I myself will be heading
into the Himalaya,
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where my parasite has family.
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See you in two weeks.
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Perry: No one's going anywhere.
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There's a major breaking
scandal in the U.S. Government.
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I need the S.D.F.
to deal with it immediately.
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Is there any way it could wait,
Mr. Vice President?
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The team's exhausted,
and I don't know how
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this figures into it,
but I don't want to.
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The only thing that
can wait is not this.
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It's fine.
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We'll take down whoever's
responsible, lock 'em up,
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and then we'll go on our break.
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Who said anything about
taking anyone down?
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I need you to cover it up.
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Bury it, smother it, sweep
it so deep under the rug
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you don't find it till you move.
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I didn't realize we were in the business
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of covering up scandals.
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You're in the business
of whatever business
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I say you're in.
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Now, this is the situation.
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A member of the Cabinet has had
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an extra-marital affair with
a young member of my staff.
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Long story short, dead.
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A.J.: You gotta be kidding me.
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We're all trained killers here.
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I killed a guy today.
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Now, we're mopping up after
a booty call gone wrong?
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He's not telling us everything.
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Look at his body language.
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[Whistling]
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She was a friend, okay?
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Gillian Kayhill.
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Secretary of the Interior
Gillian Kayhill?
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She's a good woman that made a mistake.
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That explanation should be
enough to satisfy everyone.
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Sir, I really must...
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I know you really must, Tribeca,
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but we serve at the pleasure
of the Vice President.
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And I find this extremely pleasurable.
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Now, make this go away,
or I'll make you go away.
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Now, this is a case... Wait, wait, wait.
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You had an absolutely sick ending line.
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I would leave it there.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Camera shutters clicking]
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[Knock on door]
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Woman: Room service!
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Over there is fine.
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Rule number one...
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Don't open this door for anybody.
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Thank God you're here.
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I've been going out of my mind.
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Pritikin...
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Gillian.
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It's good to see you.
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The years have been kind to you.
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- I'm dying.
- You'd never know.
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We're gonna take care of this.
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But first things first...
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I need you to tell me what happened.
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Everything.
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Omit no details.
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I got downstairs to the bar at 6:45...
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All right, all right! I got it!
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Ms. Kayhill, do you make
a habit of picking up young men?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Ms. Kayhill, do you
make a habit of lying
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- about your habits?
- No.
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All right, yes.
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I love young men.
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I've tried everything to
quit, even the patch.
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All right, here's what's gonna happen...
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A.J. and Scholls, get rid of the body.
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Charo and Hoffman, scrub the scene.
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Tribeca, question our involvement.
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Sir, I really have to interject here.
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We're just helping some
lady cover up a murder?
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Who even knows if she's someone
we should be protecting?
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I'm sitting this one out.
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I don't know if she
deserves our protection,
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but I do know this.
If we don't clean this up,
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someone very close to you
is gonna be compromised.
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Who?
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You?
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I'm afraid so.
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Didn't you ever wonder
how I became L.A.'s
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youngest lieutenant at age 25?
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Well, I just figured you found a genie
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and never gave it a second thought.
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The truth is I had a torrid
affair with Ms. Kayhill.
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How torrid are we talking?
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Like, slightly ribald
or full-on scurrilous?
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She was the Mayor's Chief of Staff
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with significant pull
within the administration.
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I was a young cop
writing parking tickets.
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She took me home from a bar
and made love to me
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in a way that was
both brutal and tender.
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Her orgasm sealed the
Lieutenant's bars on my collar.
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[Vomits]
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I only have 40 years left on this earth,
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and all I want is to go out
with my reputation intact.
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Okay, sir. Okay.
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All set here.
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No contusions, no lacerations...
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I'd say this is poison, but I
won't really know anything
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until I cut him open.
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You might want to back up,
the young ones tend to spurt.
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Hang on, I have another idea.
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Before we figure out
what's in his stomach,
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why don't we figure out
what's in his head?
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- Fine by me.
- Wait.
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If we can determine
Emerson's state of mind
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at the time of the murder,
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it might point us to who's responsible.
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Help me get him to the back.
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I really don't feel comfortable.
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Come on. It's proven science.
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Now, you're Gillian Kayhill,
Secretary of the Interior.
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You've just sat down at the bar
next to a handsome man.
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- Go.
- Hello.
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I'm Gillian Kayhill.
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[Emerson's voice]
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Kayhill.
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Hi. I'm Emerson Lake-Palmer.
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I work for Vice President Perry.
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You're a very sexy woman,
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did you know that?
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Thank you. I do my best.
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I find the age difference
between us intoxicating.
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People tell me I have a young soul.
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You're exquisite.
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[Romantic music plays]
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[Normal voice] Scholls? Scholls?
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Are you listening to me?
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He knew his killer! I'm sure of it.
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And it definitely wasn't Kayhill.
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Uh-huh.
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Makes sense.
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Can I help you?
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Hi. I'm gonna need you
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to remove all evidence
of Gillian Kayhill
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ever staying at this hotel.
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Excuse me, sir, who
did you say you were?
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Uh...
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The name's Backpack.
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Well, Mr. Pack,
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federal law requires that
we keep records of every guest.
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Come on, Mom, let's go.
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Oh, look at this.
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You recognize the person in this video?
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Yeah, that's me
pocketing the petty cash!
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Oh.
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What was the name you wanted erased?
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Yeah, that's me pouring shots
for a 9-year-old girl!
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Oh.
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No, I don't think I saw
Ms. Kayhill in here.
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Yeah, it's the bartender pouring shots
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for a 9-year-old girl. So what?
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[Donkey braying]
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Yeah, that's me.
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So, we're gonna need that tape.
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First I think you should watch this.
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Oh.
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Okay, you got us, but I don't think
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you counted on us having this.
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My high school production
of "The Music Man."
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"78 Trombones"?
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I had the flu.
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I missed the last week of rehearsals!
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"Trouble with a capital M"?
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All right! All right!
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Jesus, you guys are animals.
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[Gillian moaning]
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How would you like to be
the secretary of my interior?
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Emerson:I'm gonna open this particular
piece of land for drilling.
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- Okay, we get it.
- No, no, no, no, no,
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you have to see what she does next.
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Drill, baby! Drill!
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Okay. Dude, I'm with my mom.
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Oh, son, they're just making love.
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[Vomits]
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Well, this scandal is as
erased as it's gonna get.
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Anyone who saw Kayhill last
night has either been shut up,
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humiliated, or asked
politely not to mention it.
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So, if we can all live
with the unsolved murder
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of a promising young man, we're good.
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Well, after I took a walk
around Emerson's psyche,
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Scholls decided to take
a look-see at his insides
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and I think you'll be quite shocked
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at what she's discovered.
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Take a look at the nuts.
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Notice anything unusual?
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What's the discoloration?
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You're seeing the taint.
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Every nut in his stomach was tainted
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with an arsenic-based poison.
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So, someone wanted Emerson dead.
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- Kayhill?
- I don't think so.
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Everything I've found
suggests that night
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was the first time they'd ever met.
268
00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,473
So, somebody wants Emerson dead
269
00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,675
and they want Kayhill to go down for it.
270
00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:01,942
What did Emerson do again?
271
00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:03,744
Did he work for Vice President Perry?
272
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,083
He was his body man.
273
00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:06,614
Yeah, he was!
274
00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:08,616
The body man stays
by the Vice President's side
275
00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:10,418
at all times, carries
his personal effects
276
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,261
as well as a phone that has a
direct line to the President.
277
00:11:13,309 --> 00:11:14,755
Well, if he's by his side at all times,
278
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,091
what's he doing at a hotel
bar alone at 6:00 P.M.?
279
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,159
Chief, why don't you go
have a word with Perry
280
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:21,324
and see what he's gotta say about it?
281
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,001
Chief?
282
00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:25,255
Chief?
283
00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:28,754
- We shouldn't be doing this.
- Oh, come on.
284
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,430
We're consenting adults.
285
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:32,773
Whose room is this again?
286
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,242
I have no idea.
287
00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:36,444
But it's their fault
for leaving their door open.
288
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,846
[Laughs]
289
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:40,114
Oh! It feels good to laugh again.
290
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,369
How long has it been?
291
00:11:41,404 --> 00:11:43,980
[Sighs] About 45 minutes
292
00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:45,789
since the bellman tripped
over that cocker spaniel.
293
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:48,589
[Both laugh]
294
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,521
You know what else feels really good?
295
00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:54,219
Gillian, I can't.
296
00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:57,297
You're a married woman.
297
00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,025
Didn't I tell you?
298
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:00,869
He passed away.
299
00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,441
He's sitting right there.
300
00:12:04,829 --> 00:12:06,896
Gillian, the last thing you need
right now is another scandal.
301
00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:10,411
I mean, we only just got away
with cleaning up this last one.
302
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,479
[Knock on door]
303
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,613
Man: Room service!
304
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:14,215
I gotta get out of here.
305
00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:15,459
Gillian, no!
306
00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:18,887
Willie Dustice here
from the Evening News.
307
00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:19,879
Do you care to comment
on the video of you...
308
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,992
No comment!
309
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,560
Sherry Netherlands from
the Morning Gazette.
310
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:27,284
Any comment on the video?
311
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,632
Jeromy Gride, Midday Sun.
312
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,866
Will you go on record about the video?
313
00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:36,036
What the hell is this video?
314
00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:38,506
I don't know, but whatever it is,
315
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,005
we need to get rid of it.
316
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,643
And there's only one person
who can scrub a video
317
00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:44,210
from the entire Internet.
318
00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:45,980
Let me call her.
319
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,115
[Cellphone beeping]
320
00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:48,106
No need.
321
00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:51,086
322
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,692
[Camera shutters click]
323
00:12:57,722 --> 00:13:05,928
324
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:08,131
Okay, I paid my gas bill.
325
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,969
Now, let's see how far
that sex video has gotten.
326
00:13:11,365 --> 00:13:12,697
900 million search results.
327
00:13:12,698 --> 00:13:14,491
- Oh, my God.
- I know. It's a good thing
328
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:16,339
we got it before it
really got out there.
329
00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:18,882
Is there any way to just
scrub it from the net?
330
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:21,143
There is a way,
but you're not gonna like it.
331
00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:23,987
If it makes this thing go away,
I promise you I'll like it.
332
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:24,916
Okay.
333
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,894
You press control, shift, alt, delete.
334
00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:29,675
[Whirring]
335
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,489
That resets the entire Internet.
336
00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:35,091
[Beeping]
337
00:13:35,093 --> 00:13:36,644
Wait a minute, where are my contacts?
338
00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:37,780
Oh, my God!
339
00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,640
Uh, I lost all my bookmarks!
340
00:13:39,641 --> 00:13:41,685
I can't remember my Netflix password!
341
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,366
I think I should tell you all now that
342
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,902
I get a lot of my
information from Wikipedia.
343
00:13:45,904 --> 00:13:47,699
It's gone! It's all gone!
344
00:13:48,699 --> 00:13:50,340
That takes care of everything online,
345
00:13:50,341 --> 00:13:51,919
but I can't do anything
about the reporters
346
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,694
who already have
their teeth in the story.
347
00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:55,445
I want dirt on every single reporter
348
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:56,399
who's been sniffing around.
349
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,515
Dig up their dirty laundry
and wrap it around their necks.
350
00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,716
So, have you guys already figured out
351
00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:00,986
who killed Emerson Lake-Palmer?
352
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:03,253
I was able to determine that
the poison used on him
353
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:05,932
was a variety used by
the U.S. Intelligence Services.
354
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,218
So, you're saying it was a spy poison?
355
00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:09,659
This wasn't just some arsenic
356
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:11,396
from your grandma's medicine cabinet.
357
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:12,748
This was the real deal.
358
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,964
I'm talking FBI, CIA,
359
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,376
and the hard to remember one.
360
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,269
Sir, I know that we're
supposed to just cover this up,
361
00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:22,621
but my gut says we should pursue this.
362
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:26,674
A.J., Charo, put a lid on the reporters.
363
00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:30,051
Tribeca, Duran, figure out
where this poison came from.
364
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:31,367
Yes, sir.
365
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,709
Scholls, you and Hoffman...
366
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,148
Actually, sir, I have an appointment.
367
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,618
You have an appointment?
We're in the middle of...
368
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,331
I'm getting my braces removed.
369
00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:39,460
Oh! Congrats.
370
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:42,921
Did she always have...?
371
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:48,098
Man: Well, that was Jeromy Gridefrom the Midday Sun
372
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,633
with his big scoop. It's all
about Secretary Kayhill.
373
00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:52,434
Where are we going with this?
374
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:55,237
- This guy's clean as a whistle.
- I don't know.
375
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,450
Something about him
is really bothering me.
376
00:14:57,451 --> 00:14:59,375
I just can't put my finger on it.
377
00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:03,313
I mean, he's eating the pudding
first, but who doesn't?
378
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,384
So...
379
00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:08,385
like...
380
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,910
what are we doing?
381
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,674
We're trying to find dirt
on this reporter.
382
00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,127
Didn't we talk about this
like eight seconds ago?
383
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,200
[Whispering] No, I mean, you and me.
384
00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:21,598
Like, are we together?
385
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,815
Yes, we're together...
386
00:15:25,629 --> 00:15:27,200
here in this vent.
387
00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:32,261
I feel like you're purposely trying
to not have this conversation.
388
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,721
What's your favorite food?
389
00:15:33,722 --> 00:15:36,416
'Cause I really like
those little Sour Patch Kids.
390
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,341
[Voice breaking]
You know what? Forget it.
391
00:15:39,496 --> 00:15:40,660
No, A.J.? Forget it.
392
00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:42,567
A.J., come on.
393
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,221
How deep does this go?
394
00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:48,484
Did the Vice President
know that his bodyguard
395
00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:49,814
was having an affair with...
396
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,762
- [Speaking indistinctly]
- Shut up!
397
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,899
Tribeca, this is Glen-Allen Mixon,
398
00:15:56,901 --> 00:15:58,568
former director of the FBI.
399
00:15:58,570 --> 00:15:59,944
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
400
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:00,589
Why?
401
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:02,585
Haven't you ever met anyone?
402
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,021
Director Mixon, we have a situation...
403
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:05,914
Elizabeth?
404
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,274
No, sir, it's... it's me.
405
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:09,799
It's Diane Duran.
406
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,386
[Laughs] Oh, sorry.
407
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,670
I thought you were someone else.
408
00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,109
Elizabeth?
409
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:20,280
No, I'm Glen-Allen Mixon. And you are?
410
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:21,992
I'm gonna interject here.
411
00:16:21,994 --> 00:16:23,758
I'm with the Special Division Force.
412
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,596
Oh, that cockamamie squad of losers
413
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,605
put together by the Vice President?
414
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:29,509
That's us.
415
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,861
Sir, it's so good to see you again.
416
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:33,135
I've always had such tremendous respect
417
00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:35,449
for your intelligence and leadership.
418
00:16:35,739 --> 00:16:37,304
I see where this is going.
419
00:16:37,949 --> 00:16:41,084
Hey, little boy, why don't you
go out and play some pinball?
420
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:43,986
You've probably heard about
the Gillian Kayhill affair.
421
00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:45,040
Which one?
422
00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:48,854
Seriously, which one?
423
00:16:48,855 --> 00:16:51,472
The one where Emerson
Lake-Palmer ended up dead.
424
00:16:51,473 --> 00:16:53,428
We think he was poisoned
with a substance
425
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,464
that's only available
to U.S. Intelligence.
426
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:58,240
And you want me to tell you
who had access?
427
00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:02,621
Breaking my oath to defend
and protect our Constitution?
428
00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:05,746
Come on, Glen-Allen.
429
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:09,452
You always had a soft spot for me.
430
00:17:10,108 --> 00:17:13,059
I did, but the doctors removed it.
431
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:14,217
Please?
432
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,098
[Laughs]
433
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:19,190
Okay, if that's the way
you want to play it,
434
00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:22,318
send your little brother to the movies
435
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,635
and let's get busy.
436
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:29,560
Oh! That was wonderful!
437
00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,662
[Laughs]
438
00:17:31,663 --> 00:17:33,994
I feel like I'm 90 again.
439
00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:36,255
You've been asleep for two hours.
440
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,881
And I didn't even have
to go to the bathroom.
441
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,155
Before you nodded off, you made a call.
442
00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:44,170
Who got the poison from the FBI?
443
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,588
I can tell you,
444
00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:49,635
but I don't think you're gonna like it.
445
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,138
Oh, my God.
446
00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:58,619
Oh, my God.
447
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:00,757
Oh, my God.
448
00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:02,092
I never saw this coming.
449
00:18:02,094 --> 00:18:03,480
I see people.
450
00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:05,886
They don't know they're dead.
451
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:06,942
I know, right?
452
00:18:06,943 --> 00:18:08,746
Now, who killed Emerson Lake-Palmer?
453
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:10,901
I'm afraid it's a bit surprising, sir.
454
00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:13,251
You may wanna wait until
you finish taking a sip.
455
00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:14,608
I'll be fine.
456
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:23,969
457
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,793
It has been the greatest
honor of my life
458
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,314
to serve as your Secretary
of the Interior.
459
00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:33,291
But the recent murder charges against me
460
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:37,059
will interfere with my ability
to sell off your park land
461
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:39,497
for oil drilling and
mineral exploration,
462
00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:42,725
and that's not what the
American people deserve.
463
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,505
Therefore, I am resigning
the Interiorship
464
00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:48,443
as of midnight tonight.
465
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,604
[Audience gasps]
466
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,609
[Murmuring]
467
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:54,434
[Camera shutters click]
468
00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:58,884
Remember, only you
can prevent forest fires.
469
00:19:00,152 --> 00:19:05,021
470
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,108
Perry: The plan worked perfectly,
471
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:10,858
and I couldn't have done it without you.
472
00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,963
With Kayhill out of the way at Interior,
473
00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,892
the acquisition of the Midwest
can begin in earnest.
474
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:18,517
By who?
475
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,592
Who's trying to take over the Midwest?
476
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,140
I care about you too
much to tell you that.
477
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:28,833
You said if I pinned the murder
on Kayhill, we'd get married.
478
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,573
Oh, I care about you
way too much to do that.
479
00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:34,917
And there's a much bigger game
480
00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:36,511
that has to be seen to its conclusion
481
00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:38,219
before we can truly be together.
482
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,353
I need more than that.
483
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,161
You have no idea how
hard this is for me.
484
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:45,178
I'm enormously popular at work.
485
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:50,727
What I will promise you is that
when this is all over,
486
00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:54,560
you're going to be First Lady
of a brand-new country.
487
00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:58,041
488
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,299
- What's the country?
- Care too much.
489
00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:04,383
490
00:20:06,058 --> 00:20:09,297
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