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Okay, I'm off to work.
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I keep thinking that'll
stop sounding weird
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coming out of your mouth,
and I keep being wrong.
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Get used to it,
because I love doing deliveries
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for Sub Hub... cruising around town,
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cranking tunes, high as a kite,
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skimming ham off the double-meat orders.
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Wait. Hayley,
when did you stop being a vegetarian?
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When I started getting high
driving meat around town.
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Sub Hub has the shiniest ham.
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And you... want that?
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[Chuckling] Oh, yeah.
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The shine is the ham working up a sweat
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to give you maximum flavor.
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The wetter, the better, baby!
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Really, Klaus?
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This is something you know about?
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Actually, no,
but when you show enthusiasm,
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you get to be a part of things.
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The job's perfect.
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The only thing I don't
love is the uniform.
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The hat covers my headband,
the shirt covers my belly ring.
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I look like some Wall Street fat cat.
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I'm gonna ask if I can wear
regular clothes to work.
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[Scoffs] That's not how work works.
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You think I want to wear
this suit to the office? No!
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I'd rather wear jeans
and my Pistons jersey.
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What in the hell are you two doing?
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We're doing things backwards.
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Getting pumped to watch "Breaking Bad"
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in reverse order from
finale to premiere.
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It's gonna be the shit.
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I didn't watch it when it aired
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because I don't like dark stories.
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But backwards, it's about a drug kingpin
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who gives it all up to be a teacher
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who doesn't have cancer.
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That does sound like
it's gonna be the shit.
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Count me in!
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Well, I hope there's room
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on the couch for one more.
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Because word on the street
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is that this backwards
"Breaking Bad" party
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is gonna be the [bleep]!
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Hey, what's with the bleep?!
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He said it and she said it, but I can't?
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I'll give you something to bleep!
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[Bleep] you, you mother[bleep].
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You can suck my fat... [Inhales deeply]
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fishy... [Inhales]
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wiener!
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Oh. You can say "wiener"?
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Guys! We can say "wiener"!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Hey, Dad. Uh... here's your sandwich
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with exactly as much extra
ham as it's supposed to have.
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Let's see if it's as shiny as you say.
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Yow!
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If it's as wet as it is shiny,
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then we've got something here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Very nice.
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Phew.
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You got my turkey club?
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Whoa! Are you okay?
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There's no A/C on my side of the office.
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It wouldn't be so bad
if I didn't always carry
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loose Hershey Kisses in my pocket.
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Chopsticks! Chopsticks!
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That's right,
you got the Chinese chicken sal...
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Oh! Did you get shot?!
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[Gasps]
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[Groans]
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You need to go to the hospital.
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I wish!
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CIA health insurance only
covers visits to the "hopsital."
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That's a hospital for bunny rabbits.
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Geez!
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- Wolverine!
- [Snarling]
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What the hell was that?!
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That's the wolverine that
escaped from the lab.
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We can't figure out
how to get rid of him.
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Maybe if you threw
less meat on the walls?
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It's a genetically augmented wolverine
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that only likes people meat,
Miss Know It All!
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That's even worse!
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You guys need to talk to Bullock
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about your working conditions.
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- They're terrible.
- Millennials.
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You think the world should bend to you,
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but if you can't deal with
a broken air conditioner
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or a wolverine picking
off your coworkers
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one by one, you're never gonna make it!
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Fine. I won't talk about
how dumb your office is.
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Great. Now, Hayley,
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I'm still thrilled to eat the sandwich.
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But can you tell me a little
bit about why this is happening?
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[Gunfire]
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[Theme music plays]
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- Oh, my God!
- What?!
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That was the finale?
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So many people dead.
"Breaking Bad" is depressing!
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For the saps who watch
the show in regular order!
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Yep, for us "reversos"...
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and Christian Scientists, I think...
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death is but the beginning of the story.
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These characters are so layered.
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It'll be fun watching
them become less developed
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in earlier episodes.
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And less dead!
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Oh, man! I am so excited!
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This is gonna be so awesome!
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Dial back the enthusiasm, Klaus.
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We've already included you.
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Meatball sub for Avery.
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Well, if it isn't my former conquest...
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slipping me the meat for once.
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That's actually the
only way we ever did it.
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Anyway, here's your sandwic...
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- [Electricity crackles]
- Ow! Wha...
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Why do you have an electric fence?!
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- To keep the wolverine at bay.
- [Buzzer]
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[Man screaming, wolverine snarling]
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[Shudders] It's freezing in here.
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Oh, yes. That's conditioned
air from my private unit.
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I've bested you again,
you cretinous ball of gas.
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Go ahead, try to burn my eyes!
Do your worst!
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What massage would you like today, sir?
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Thai? Swedish? Russian?
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Why not all at once?
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Everything's covered by
my executive insurance.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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You know,
while you're in here living in luxury,
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your employees have started a
wait-list to use the paperclip.
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Just throw them a bone.
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Fix that loose tile in the kitchen
that people keep tripping over.
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Hmm. I suppose that's reasonable.
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The tile shall be fixed.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
these lovely ladies are
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going to massacre my penis
with a Wiffle Ball bat.
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So, that's how "Breaking Bad" started.
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It's a bit anticlimactic.
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We're just supposed to
buy that he's a teacher?
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We don't even see how he got
his teaching credentials?
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Maybe we didn't do the reverso right.
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What do you mean?
We watched the series backwards.
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But we watched each episode forwards.
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- What if we do this...
- [ Audio runs in revers]
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- Mom, this is a complete waste of...
- Hi, this is Vince Gilligan,
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creator of "Breaking Bad,"
and if you're hearing this,
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that means you're watching
my show backwards...
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- the right way.
- See?
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"Breaking Bad"
was never meant to be a highly acclaimed
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tautly paced television show.
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It's a treasure map.
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I told you!
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Shh! It's talking.
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I have buried treasure all
over these United States.
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Are you reversos bad
enough to break my clues?
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The first clue is...
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drive to Albuquerque.
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Okay, Albuquerque...
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Albuquerque... that sounds like a word.
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Wait. Is that one of my personas?
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No, no... That's Albert Gerky,
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second-generation
peepshow spooge-mopper.
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"Drive to Albuquerque."
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- Maybe it has no meaning.
- [Horn honks]
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Steve: Roger, are you coming?!
We're driving to Albuquerque!
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I cracked it!
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- Lunch is here.
- Nothing for me, thanks.
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I've got a seafood tower
waiting for me in my office.
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And before you start in on
me about working conditions,
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I fixed that loose tile in the kitchen.
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Speaking of the kitchen,
anybody want a drink from there?
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I'm good. I got the wet ham.
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It washes itself down.
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Suit yourself. More Fanta for...
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Where's the floor?
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Turns out all the tiles were connected,
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so I had to remove the entire floor.
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Do you like the hole?
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It's for you, the people.
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That's it.
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[Stirring music plays]
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CIA workers, you have endured unsafe,
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unfair working conditions
for far too long.
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It is time to pull
together and go on strike!
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- I never thought of that.
- Whoa, whoa!
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You're just gonna turn your
back on this great agency...
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one that's provided you
with so much for so long?
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I mean, we were just given a hole.
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How's the hole, Jackson?
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Jackson: It's freakin' deep, man!
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I rest my case.
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- [Music resumes]
- You all need to ask yourselves one question...
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"Do I deserve more?"
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?
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Come on! You deserve more?
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10-foot-tall desks aren't enough?
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[All chanting "Strike!"]
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Fine! Have your silly strike.
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But the joke's on you.
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With the wolverine running around,
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this is the safest spot in the office.
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[Wolverine snarling]
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I see you found the ceiling tunnels.
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I suppose it was only a matter of time.
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[Snarling]
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[Growling]
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[Growling]
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- [Indistinct shouting]
- _
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All right, who's ready to
fight for what they deserve?!
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[Cheering]
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Do we get to chant stuff when we march?
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- That always looks so fun.
- Of course.
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The best strike chants
summarize your demands
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in a short, witty rhyme.
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Does anyone know a word
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that rhymes with
"unlimited colonoscopies"?
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- I'm back from the balloon store.
- Great.
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Nothing draws attention to a picket line
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like a classic giant
inflatable strike rat
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to symbolize a greedy, sneaky company.
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[Hissing, creaking]
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Sorry. I thought you said "giraffe."
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You thought that, Dick?
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I really like giraffes.
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Okay.
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We can make this work.
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Let's just get the picket line going.
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What do we want?!
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- Air conditioning!
- Floors!
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Unlimited colonoscopies!
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When do we want it?!
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- Good question!
- We never discussed that!
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I'm crapping blood now!
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[Horn honks]
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Stan: Move it, socialists!
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Capitalism coming through!
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- Scab!
- Traitor!
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Does anyone have a hoodie I
can wrap around my waist?!
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[Tires squeal, pop]
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No!
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I was gonna use that in my pool!
258
00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:04,884
An African warlord has captured
an American journalist?
259
00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:05,918
Wait, wait. Hold on.
260
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,219
Okay, now, what color exactly
261
00:10:07,255 --> 00:10:09,054
- is this suspicious powder?
- Hang up, Smith.
262
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,090
I've got an important
assignment for you.
263
00:10:11,539 --> 00:10:12,324
What is it, sir?
264
00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,293
Those strikers are testing our resolve,
265
00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:16,962
so we need to dig in
and wait them out...
266
00:10:16,998 --> 00:10:19,165
by playing "Home Alone"!
267
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,399
You'll be the bandits.
268
00:10:20,434 --> 00:10:22,368
I, of course,
will play Kevin McCallister.
269
00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:25,070
Everyone says I look just like him.
270
00:10:25,106 --> 00:10:26,539
I don't have time, sir.
271
00:10:26,574 --> 00:10:28,941
I need to keep the office
running all by myself.
272
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:32,178
And I... must protect this house!
273
00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:35,247
[Dramatic music plays]
274
00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:39,785
[Screams]
275
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,453
[Ringing]
276
00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:54,333
[Grunts]
277
00:10:54,368 --> 00:10:58,003
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
278
00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,538
- Smith?!
- [Gasps]
279
00:10:59,574 --> 00:11:01,207
I'm sleepy.
280
00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:04,510
Call in the strikers.
It's time to negotiate.
281
00:11:04,545 --> 00:11:06,078
Sir, I don't want my daughter
282
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,580
to think this is how the world works...
283
00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:09,448
you complain and you get your way.
284
00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:11,924
Well, we can go back to "Home Alone,"
if you like.
285
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:15,988
The next prank involves a
hot iron and 17 rusty nails.
286
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,757
I'll call in the strikers.
287
00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:19,959
- [Sizzling]
- Ow!
288
00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:22,328
[Screams]
289
00:11:22,329 --> 00:11:23,329
_
290
00:11:24,332 --> 00:11:27,333
[All screaming]
291
00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,734
We're gonna die!
292
00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:30,669
The boy makes a good point, Francine.
293
00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:33,205
Vince Gilligan's clue
said to go to Albuquerque,
294
00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,307
but it didn't say to
drive 90 miles an hour
295
00:11:35,343 --> 00:11:36,475
backwards on the highway!
296
00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,611
I'm doing it reverso!
297
00:11:38,646 --> 00:11:42,448
Remember,
I'm the one who found the first clue!
298
00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:45,384
No one in this car knows
the mind of Vince Gillibrand
299
00:11:45,419 --> 00:11:46,885
better than me!
300
00:11:46,921 --> 00:11:49,989
- [Siren wails]
- Great! Now we're going to jail!
301
00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,791
Klaus: Steve, hold my weed.
302
00:11:54,295 --> 00:11:55,828
[Siren stops]
303
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,334
Francine, I have an unregistered
gun in the glove box.
304
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,736
Say the word "officer"
305
00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:06,171
if you want me to shoot
our way out of this.
306
00:12:07,108 --> 00:12:09,208
[Wind whistling]
307
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,443
What's up, reversos?!
308
00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:14,580
Looks like you just
earned your next clue!
309
00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:16,382
Welcome to Albuquerque.
310
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,584
- Yay! Yay!
- Yay! Yay!
311
00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:24,223
Let's get ready to negotiate!
312
00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:28,794
Smith will go first,
representing management.
313
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:33,265
Come back to work now,
and our revenge will be minimal.
314
00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:34,833
Short and sweet.
315
00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:36,068
Sandwich girl?
316
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,336
Well... [Sighs]
317
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:40,205
I've never really done this before.
318
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,607
Let's do the streamlined version.
319
00:12:41,642 --> 00:12:44,710
Drop slides 6, 11, and 13.
320
00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,178
[Switch clicks]
321
00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:49,581
- [Humming patriotic music]
- Since the dawn of time,
322
00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:52,351
there have been workers...
323
00:12:52,386 --> 00:12:55,287
and those who manage them.
324
00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:59,525
[Humming continues]
325
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,996
_
326
00:13:10,048 --> 00:13:12,110
_
327
00:13:13,307 --> 00:13:15,307
[All humming]
328
00:13:15,343 --> 00:13:19,044
And that's why the
entire concept of America
329
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,481
doesn't work without workers.
330
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:23,682
[Humming stops]
331
00:13:23,718 --> 00:13:25,884
Oh, snap!
332
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,653
She destroyed you, Smith.
333
00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:30,022
Young lady,
that is the most brilliant negotiating
334
00:13:30,057 --> 00:13:32,091
- I've ever seen.
- That's not even negotiating!
335
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:35,961
I declare the strike over
and accept all their demands.
336
00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:38,297
Now, let's get everybody back to work.
337
00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:39,765
I should get going, too.
338
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,900
I have a trunk full of tuna
sandwiches to deliver...
339
00:13:41,936 --> 00:13:42,935
from yesterday.
340
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:45,437
Forget sandwiches, sandwich girl.
341
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,773
I'm so impressed that
I'd like to hire you
342
00:13:47,808 --> 00:13:50,175
- as a CIA negotiator.
- Really?
343
00:13:50,211 --> 00:13:52,978
An African warlord has kidnapped
an American journalist,
344
00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:55,080
and you're going to get her back for us.
345
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,548
Oh, no, no!
346
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,784
She led a strike!
You can't reward her for that!
347
00:13:58,819 --> 00:14:00,219
Ah, Smith...
348
00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:01,887
the only man who stood by me
349
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:03,822
when everyone else walked out.
350
00:14:03,858 --> 00:14:05,724
You're fired for being a scab.
351
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,060
Fired?! But, sir, this is a huge...
352
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:09,228
Scab says what?
353
00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:10,863
- I really don't...
- Scab says what?!
354
00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:13,632
American icons, take him away!
355
00:14:17,438 --> 00:14:18,670
[Brakes squeak]
356
00:14:18,706 --> 00:14:20,506
Steve: Would you look at that?
357
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:23,509
It's the actual car wash from
"Breaking Bad."
358
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:25,644
They used a real car wash.
359
00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:27,479
Unlike those CGI car washes
360
00:14:27,515 --> 00:14:29,548
Hollywood keeps shoving
down our throats these days.
361
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,718
The clue says
"Drive through the car wash."
362
00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:34,720
Why would he ask us to clean a rental?
363
00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,588
- Makes no sense.
- Roger's right.
364
00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:37,823
Something's off.
365
00:14:37,858 --> 00:14:39,558
Mom, just drive through the car wash.
366
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:42,928
What you have to understand
about Vince Pelican is,
367
00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:46,999
when he tells you to zig,
he wants you to zag.
368
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,700
- [Engine revs]
- What are you doing?!
369
00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:52,037
- Driving through the car wash!
- [Tires squeal]
370
00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,744
Oh, reversos!
371
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:01,613
You found another clue!
372
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,084
[Cheering]
373
00:15:08,589 --> 00:15:10,923
[Wind howling]
374
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,692
Before we begin,
I want to introduce myself.
375
00:15:13,727 --> 00:15:17,029
Name's Hayley Smith.
I am a negotiator at the CIA.
376
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:18,864
Kind of a rising star over there.
377
00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:23,368
In fact, the deputy director
of the CIA hired me personally.
378
00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:27,473
To conclude my brag,
I am a very valuable asset...
379
00:15:27,508 --> 00:15:28,807
worth my weight in gold.
380
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:31,743
Or, in your currency, "blood diamonds."
381
00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:35,180
Oh! You set her free.
382
00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:36,982
My work here is done.
383
00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:40,517
Oh. I'm a hostage now.
384
00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:43,622
Hope the next negotiator
is as good as I was.
385
00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:46,396
[Birds chirping]
386
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:47,931
[Sighs]
387
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:49,599
Check it out!
388
00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:52,335
Guess who's gonna be
a Sub Hub employee...
389
00:15:52,371 --> 00:15:53,570
for Halloween!
390
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,238
Oh, have you seen Hayley?
391
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:58,041
I'm supposed to ask
when I wear her clothes.
392
00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:01,678
[Scoffs] I haven't seen
her since she stole my job.
393
00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,447
? Sad boy, sad boy ?
394
00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:05,882
? What ya gonna do? ?
395
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:09,185
? What ya gonna do when
they come for you? ?
396
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:12,655
"Sad Boys" is filmed
on location with real sad boys.
397
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,557
[Sobbing]
398
00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:16,926
[Telephone rings]
399
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:21,297
So now the warlord is
holding me hostage.
400
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:24,134
Somehow, he got it
in his head that I'm valuable.
401
00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:25,402
[Remote clicks]
402
00:16:25,437 --> 00:16:27,604
Oh, no! They've got Hayley?!
403
00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:29,873
I am so sorry, Smith.
404
00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:32,142
I know how big of a Ravens fan you are.
405
00:16:32,177 --> 00:16:34,043
Sir, please tell me the Alpha Team
406
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,845
is on their way to rescue my baby girl.
407
00:16:35,881 --> 00:16:37,847
Unfortunately, that's not possible.
408
00:16:37,883 --> 00:16:40,283
In the strike, the agents negotiated
409
00:16:40,318 --> 00:16:41,918
for summer-fun-time hours,
410
00:16:41,953 --> 00:16:44,120
and Alpha Team left to go speedboating.
411
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:46,222
I was just about to join them.
412
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:49,793
I always get invited
413
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:52,162
because I'm the best
at applying sunscreen.
414
00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:53,463
Wet swimsuits sag,
415
00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:56,499
so it's important to
apply below the waistline.
416
00:16:56,535 --> 00:17:00,236
Perhaps that could help you
with your dead-daughter problem.
417
00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:05,375
Guess this is a solo mission.
418
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,477
?
419
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,546
Okay, the clue at the car wash
420
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:11,247
led us to Los Pollos Hermanos...
421
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:14,083
Where we found the map on
the back of the menu...
422
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,085
That led us to the
Mexican nursing home...
423
00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:18,154
Where I had sex with five homeless men.
424
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,657
- You what?
- Oh, that was a side mission.
425
00:17:20,692 --> 00:17:22,358
Sometimes, I do side missions a lot.
426
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:25,695
The last clue says we
should dig right here.
427
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:26,963
[Clank]
428
00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:33,870
It's a coffin.
429
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:36,706
Actually, if I know Vance Gilifinakis,
430
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:38,374
that's no coffin.
431
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:40,343
It's a treasure chest.
432
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:42,045
[Creak]
433
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,514
- [Recorder clicks]
- Well done, reversos!
434
00:17:44,549 --> 00:17:45,982
You found me... Vince Gilligan.
435
00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:48,384
Let my recorded voice congratulate you.
436
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,720
After waiting here a few days,
the dry desert air
437
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:53,256
is bound to have made my
actual voice a little hoarse,
438
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,458
but it was well worth
it for the opportunity
439
00:17:55,494 --> 00:17:58,194
to meet my most loyal fans
and shake their hands,
440
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,296
which I'm sure I'm doing
at this very moment.
441
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:03,032
I'm proud as punch that you
completed my treasure hunt
442
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,435
before my week of rations ran out.
443
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,203
But enough recorded talk.
444
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:09,205
It's time for me to
hand you the treasure
445
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,641
I've been keeping in my pocket.
446
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:14,210
[Click]
447
00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:16,045
It's 100 bucks.
448
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:20,049
- Yay!
- Whoo! All right!
449
00:18:20,085 --> 00:18:24,387
[All chanting "Breaking Bad"!]
450
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:27,156
[Suspenseful music plays]
451
00:18:29,728 --> 00:18:32,028
Stan: Armed guards at every entrance.
452
00:18:32,063 --> 00:18:35,198
How can one man stop an army?
453
00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:39,068
And as if the terrible work
hours aren't bad enough,
454
00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:41,271
I haven't got a raise in three years.
455
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:42,238
Tell me about it.
456
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:43,573
I've been coughing for weeks
457
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:44,908
after we burnt down that school.
458
00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:47,277
What's a guy gotta do to get an inhaler?
459
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:48,311
Hmm.
460
00:18:48,346 --> 00:18:50,346
Seems like these guerilla soldiers have
461
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:53,716
some unfair working conditions.
462
00:18:53,752 --> 00:18:56,319
Hey, fellas. New guy here.
463
00:18:56,354 --> 00:18:59,088
Finally!
We've been working 12 hours straight.
464
00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:00,823
Yep, I'm the new guy, all right.
465
00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:02,225
Transferred from the Sahara branch.
466
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,726
Great. We'll see you tomorrow.
467
00:19:03,762 --> 00:19:05,161
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, fellas!
468
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,864
My story checks out...
new guy, Sahara branch.
469
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:09,332
It's pretty sweet over there.
470
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:12,001
We work summer-fun-time
hours year-round.
471
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:13,937
But I'm sure it's the same here, right?
472
00:19:13,972 --> 00:19:16,539
What?! We don't even get
paid extra for weekends.
473
00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:19,642
I'm sorry... weekends? That's my time.
474
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:22,745
I use it to organize my
collection of looted valuables...
475
00:19:22,781 --> 00:19:25,014
which I get to keep most of, by the way.
476
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,617
What?! We have to give
all our looted valuables
477
00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:29,018
to the boss!
478
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:33,256
So you drive your own truck
when you raid villages?
479
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,858
Tell me they reimburse
you for the mileage.
480
00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:38,161
[Gunshots]
481
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:39,829
The repetitive motion
from all this shooting
482
00:19:39,864 --> 00:19:41,297
causes carpal tunnel.
483
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,733
Your health insurance
really should cover that.
484
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,835
You're telling me child soldiers
485
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,737
make less money than adult soldiers?!
486
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,239
That is morally indefensible.
487
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,642
Management thinks they
hold all the power.
488
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:54,377
But you're the ones doing all the work.
489
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:56,946
So how do we show them
who's really in charge?
490
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,648
All: Murder their families!
491
00:19:58,683 --> 00:19:59,983
[Chuckling] Oh, okay.
492
00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,484
Let's...
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
493
00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:05,188
I think the move for
right now is a strike.
494
00:20:05,223 --> 00:20:08,191
[All chanting
"No warfare without healthcare!"]
495
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,199
Oh, my God! Dad!
496
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:17,467
In the flesh.
497
00:20:17,502 --> 00:20:18,935
[Chanting continues in distance]
498
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:20,069
Where's your backup team?
499
00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:21,571
They all had the afternoon off,
500
00:20:21,606 --> 00:20:22,839
thanks to you and your strike.
501
00:20:22,874 --> 00:20:24,374
I'm so sorry.
502
00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:25,308
No. Don't be.
503
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,176
You taught me an important lesson.
504
00:20:27,212 --> 00:20:29,278
There is a time and
a place for striking.
505
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,981
When management puts profits
above the health and welfare
506
00:20:32,017 --> 00:20:33,549
of the workers who earn it for them?
507
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:34,817
What?! No.
508
00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:37,720
When you need to destroy an
organization from the inside.
509
00:20:37,756 --> 00:20:40,657
You're such a dick, Dad.
510
00:20:40,692 --> 00:20:42,158
Speaking of being a dick,
511
00:20:42,193 --> 00:20:44,827
you're not gonna love this.
512
00:20:44,863 --> 00:20:47,563
Oh, man! This bag better be reusable!
513
00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:48,931
[Wolverine snarling]
514
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:51,234
Oh! African wolverine!
515
00:20:51,269 --> 00:20:54,070
[Growling]
516
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:56,251
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