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Previously on American Dad...
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I lost my faith.
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Look! It's a gigantic ship in Korea!
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Like the ark.
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We must get to the ark
before the floods begin,
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because I am the new Noah.
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- (chittering)
- Okay, here's the animals.
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(electricity buzzing, people screaming)
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(explosion, glass shatters)
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Start the damn boat!
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Thank you, Lord. You saved us!
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I'll never question you again!
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(thunder crashes)
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Why me, Lord?!
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Why me?!
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- (thunder crashes)
- What good is faith
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when God treats you like this?!
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Why me, Lord?!
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You speak every language!
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Why are you talking to me in thunder?
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(thunder crashes)
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Why me?!
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- Stan?
- Can't sleep?
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Well, you're screaming
at God and kicking me.
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Are you starting to
worry that we're floating
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on a giant time bomb filled
with natural gas?
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Oh, yeah, I'm really scared
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about being on a boat full of farts.
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Well, since we're both up...
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- (thud)
- The flood really happened, Francine.
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We're the only people left in the world.
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Did everyone else deserve to drown?
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Grumpy cat, the Muppets?
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You're telling me Daniel Tosh
has to die, but I get to live?!
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So, are we doing it?
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Or did I shave my legs
with a tuna can lid for nothing?
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I'm sorry, I... I can't.
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Why not?
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You used to complain that you
couldn't get in the mood
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because of the hustle and
bustle of the modern world.
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Now what is it?
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Hey, it's not like you've
been popping boners everywhere!
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How can you even think of
sex at a time like this?
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It's easy. We're having sex right now.
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Uh, are we?
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Would everybody shut
up?! You guys got it good.
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I don't even had someone to sex it to.
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The only women around
here are my mom and sister.
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The more things change, the
more they stay the same.
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(laughter)
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(laughs) You said it, Stan.
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(patriotic music plays)
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that it's
gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face
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And he's shinin' a
salute to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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-
Good...
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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(thunder crashes)
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This boat is hell!
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I wish I died in the flood!
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Steve, obviously, we
all wish we were dead.
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What is everyone complaining about?
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This boat is the best!
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Don't you think all your
friends would love to be here with you?
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If they could see you now
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And all this fun
that you've found
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But they surely can't
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Because they've all drowned
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Mostly corpses on the ocean bed
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They'd die of jealousy
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But they're already dead
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But if they could
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See you now out on
this party boat cruise
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Living the life and
huffing diesel fumes
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The only thing that
we have to do
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Is watch the temperature
gauge and make it stay in the blue
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(laughing)
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Check out this petting zoo. Wow!
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And this one's all you can eat
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Ever had giraffe soup. Pow!
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You're in for a treat
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What a fun ship, holy cow
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When you have to poop, be
sure you do it over the bow
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Climbing walls
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There's just so much to do
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And free blankets
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Wait, that's a dead kangaroo
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This boat's the
cat's meow. Meow!
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If your friends
could see you now
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Jeff, what are you doing here?
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Who's watching the temperature gauge?!
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- (screaming)
- (explosion)
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Stan, you remembered to tie
down those loose barrels, right?
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I think we have bigger
things to worry about.
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Francine!
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I forget to secure one
measly barrel, and my...
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Roger, find the others and
get in the life boat!
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I don't see anyone!
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You know, it's too bad the rest
of the family couldn't be saved,
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but I am not hating this
leg room right now.
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Quick, grab any supplies you can!
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I got some water and
a box of canned food.
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Check it out! I got a Keurig...
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And a wolf!
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(snarls)
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(screaming)
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This is my fault! I'm a screw-up!
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Hey, help me up.
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Oh, man! Look at this. I'm
screwing up right now.
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I'm not helping you at all!
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Well, I need your help now!
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Unbelievable, I'm doing it again!
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I'm the worst husband
ever. I don't deserve you.
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Just let me go. You're
better off without me.
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(grunting)
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(flute music playing)
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A woman cast adrift, washes
ashore on an island paradise.
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Her mind blown clean by
tropical island breezes.
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Or maybe it was her massive concussion.
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The point is, her mind has been erased
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and now she is as innocent as a child...
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who might have brain damage.
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But enough doctor talk.
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Just listen to the
wonderful flute music.
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(flute music continues)
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But she is not alone.
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A man...
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His mind also dulled
to a childlike state.
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Two that used to be so
close now made strangers
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by tropical breezes and/or
definitely head wounds.
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Will they rediscover their lost romance?
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Or will they eat each other?
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For those are the two
paths of Flute Island!
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(flute music plays)
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Before man and woman can learn to love,
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they must learn to survive.
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Spear fishing takes
patience, focus, and cunning.
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For to draw your food from
the sea is an art that...
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Oh, he's already got one.
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But his amateur thrashing has
alerted his remaining prey.
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There will be no second fish.
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Oh, man!
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He is gonna get so sick of fish.
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But nature strives for balance.
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On one side of the
island is unearned abundance.
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On the other, a scarcity.
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(panting)
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If she cannot produce fire by
nightfall, she will surely di...
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how in the...?
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As predicted.
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Why the hell did you bore holes
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into the crate we were floating on?!
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They were speed holes to help
us float to safety faster.
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The only thing we're
gonna do faster is die.
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I know it was a mistake,
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and that's why I'm
vowing to make a change, babe.
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For the next 30 to 40
minutes before we drown,
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you're gonna see a brand-new Jeff.
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First, no more red meat.
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Second, I'm gonna exercise more.
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Third, I'm gonna taper off
smoking weed until it's just
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a little puff before a
silly movie or something...
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(louder) unless I
have a friend visiting,
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then I can smoke as much as I want,
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'cause that's being a good host.
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Jeff, do you know why you're shouting?
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'Cause of that damn helicopter!
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(wolf snarling)
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I feel like you're in a bad mood, Steve.
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Is this still about the
wolf eating all the food rations?
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He can't help himself. He's a wolf.
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I know he's a wolf!
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Why would you bring him on to the boat?!
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The wolf is great.
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(snarls)
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No way we're getting robbed
with this guy aboard.
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You're the worst!
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You're unhelpful, you're unreliable,
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and you're the last person
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I would want to share a lifeboat with!
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I can't believe you feel this way.
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(sighs) Well, then...
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Goodbye, Steve.
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You want someone helpful
at sea, then I'm your man.
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The name's Buck Wett-Nap, survivalist.
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Okay.
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I once survived four days
in a Del Taco parking lot,
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extracting life-saving
nutrients from puddles and bird shit.
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Why didn't you just
go into the Del Taco?
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I'm a Taco Bell man.
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As beautiful as this paradise is,
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it is equally treacherous.
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Aaah!
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(hisses)
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Aaah!
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She admires his
muscles, his strong features,
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and the way sweat
collects under this nipples.
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Mmm! That's nice, too.
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As with Adam and Eve,
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so the serpent sparks the sexuality.
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Well, now there's barf on the beach.
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So, the world didn't end.
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Well, then I'm gonna need your help
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finding my family so
that I can kill my father.
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(chuckles)
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That's a story I'd like to
hear, but we're very busy.
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This is the U.S. Navy.
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Everybody on this
ship has a clear job to do...
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and a purpose.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, indeed.
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Mr. Captain, I'm
tired of being a screw-up.
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I'd like to join your Navy.
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What?!
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(chuckles)
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The Navy isn't something
you can just ask to join.
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You also have to sign this form.
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Welcome to the Navy.
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Our deal is we're in
charge of the ocean.
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Oh, and we have our
own special color blue.
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It's so dark it's
nuts, you won't believe it...
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almost a black.
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This concludes your training.
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(ominous music plays)
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Check it out, Steve, it's like
peeling an orange in one piece.
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- (snarls)
- (screaming)
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I thought you were supposed
to be some sort of survivalist.
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I am. And not one of
those fake survivalists on TV.
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I have a web series... idea.
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Why don't I use our
supplies here and catch us some fish.
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That would be amazing!
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And now all we have to do is wait.
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I like to pass the
time in survival situations
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by playing Candy Crush.
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You have a phone?!
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Of course!
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A lot of people don't realize
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that boredom is the
greatest danger when lost at sea.
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Have you tried calling anyone?
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I keep it on airplane mode.
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That's a survival tip for your battery.
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Hmm. Would you mind if we
waited till the next billing cycle?
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I only get four minutes a month.
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It's a plan for seniors.
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Just call someone!
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You're right, you're right.
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Should I call Klaus
or my friend Tiffany?
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Tiffany isn't speaking
to me, might not pick up.
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Klaus!
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(beep)
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Oh, yeah, I'm alive... barely, man.
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My 20-hour flight from Korea
didn't serve a single meal.
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So, I guess there
wasn't a biblical catastrophe.
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Well, not until Delta gets my harshly
worded complaint letter.
258
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:04,094
Heads are gonna roll, bro.
259
00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,561
Get to the part where you tell him
260
00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:07,297
we're stranded in the
middle of the ocean.
261
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,032
So, Klaus, we're
stuck in the Atlantic...
262
00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,067
Pacific!
263
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,435
Nerd.
264
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,069
Anyway, we're in the middle of an ocean.
265
00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:15,572
We are not by the edges, so
you don't have to check there.
266
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,106
Just look in the middle-ish area.
267
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:18,875
And we've got a wolf, so no rush.
268
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:21,211
Oh, battery's dead.
269
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:22,012
(splash)
270
00:12:22,037 --> 00:12:24,315
I can't believe you wasted our
one chance to get rescued!
271
00:12:24,346 --> 00:12:25,882
Well, don't be angry.
272
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:29,552
Let's pull up our fishing
net and have some breakfast.
273
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:33,657
Hmm. I guess I was supposed
to tie one end to the boat.
274
00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:36,460
This is the stuff we would
edit out of the web series.
275
00:12:36,493 --> 00:12:40,964
(flute music plays)
276
00:12:40,996 --> 00:12:42,466
Oon-gak.
277
00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:43,466
Oon-gak?
278
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,702
Oon-gak.
279
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,773
Oon-gak!
280
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:54,478
I think "oon-gak" is their
word for coconut.
281
00:12:54,510 --> 00:13:00,449
Emboldened by primal
feelings, she makes a daring move.
282
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:04,420
And the man, feeling nature's throb...
283
00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:05,621
Runs away?
284
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,156
Are... are you kidding me?
285
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,693
Flute Island?
286
00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:11,294
More like Blue Ball island.
287
00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:15,331
(bells clanging)
288
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,968
(flute music plays)
289
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,571
The simple wonders of
nature are quite breathtaking.
290
00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:26,375
But I am not the only
one enjoying the view.
291
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:28,979
Something inside her stirs.
292
00:13:29,012 --> 00:13:30,748
(breathing heavily)
293
00:13:32,481 --> 00:13:36,916
She knows that she should
look away, but she cannot.
294
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:53,237
Oon-gak.
295
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:56,639
I am rock hard.
296
00:13:56,672 --> 00:13:59,110
(rock music plays)
297
00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:12,959
Petty Officer Fischer?
298
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:14,527
- Morning, sir!
- How are you feeling?
299
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:15,829
Amazing, sir.
300
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,197
I finally have a purpose.
301
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:19,199
(chuckles) That's great.
302
00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:22,368
But you should know you're
doing a terrible job.
303
00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:29,342
You're just supposed
to be mopping the deck.
304
00:14:29,374 --> 00:14:31,210
Why don't you come up to the bridge?
305
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,778
You can be my spotter.
306
00:14:32,811 --> 00:14:33,779
Thank you, sir!
307
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:34,880
(jet approaches)
308
00:14:34,913 --> 00:14:35,881
(tires screech)
309
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,117
(splash)
310
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:38,817
Oh, was that my fault?
311
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:42,556
I don't know. Are you the
guy waving the [bleep] things?!
312
00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:46,560
I spy with my little eye
313
00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:50,296
something that is
white and red and black.
314
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,498
My sun blisters.
315
00:14:51,531 --> 00:14:53,566
Bingo! You're great at this, Steve.
316
00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:55,335
- I'm dying.
- You're just thirsty.
317
00:14:55,368 --> 00:14:58,171
The human body can only
survive three days without water.
318
00:14:58,204 --> 00:15:00,407
That's why in a
pinch, just drink salt water.
319
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,209
That's the worst thing you can do!
320
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:04,377
Salt water just makes
you more dehydrated.
321
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,179
Because people don't drink enough.
322
00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:08,581
There's a tipping point
when the delicious water
323
00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:09,983
overwhelms the harmful salt.
324
00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:11,017
Here, I'll show you.
325
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,219
Tipping point, here I come!
326
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:15,689
(gulping)
327
00:15:19,124 --> 00:15:21,827
(gulps) I feel incredible!
328
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,395
It burns so good!
329
00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:24,563
Catch up, Steve!
330
00:15:24,596 --> 00:15:27,032
Roger, you're scaring me.
331
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:29,136
(gulping)
332
00:15:34,072 --> 00:15:36,075
I'm so close to the tipping point.
333
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,250
No one's ever done it right.
334
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:39,412
They've always given
up because the sea madness
335
00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:41,448
makes them kill their shipmates.
336
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,715
(whimpers)
337
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:46,219
(sighs) Lifeboat's getting
pretty cluttered.
338
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:48,555
Tomorrow, we're gonna have
to throw some stuff in the sea.
339
00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:51,224
Lot of things are gonna
have to go into the sea.
340
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:54,561
Oh, time for bed. Nighty-night.
341
00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:56,563
Um, it... it... it... it's noon.
342
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,465
You're lucky the moon's
blinded me, Steve,
343
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,367
or I'd sock you right in the nose.
344
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,101
(whimpers)
345
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,437
- (flute music plays)
- Surely, this is the moment
346
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:08,441
where their love will finally bloom.
347
00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:16,716
(snoring)
348
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:18,984
Are they serious? Right to sleep?
349
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:20,586
I can't take this anymore!
350
00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:21,955
(footsteps approaching)
351
00:16:21,988 --> 00:16:23,590
There we go.
352
00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:24,924
(footsteps receding)
353
00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:26,393
Ah.
354
00:16:26,426 --> 00:16:28,262
That should get the ball rolling.
355
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:33,133
(both moaning)
356
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,734
And as the two lovers
357
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:37,403
remembered what nature has always known,
358
00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:41,441
the narrator took a break to
do something that is also natural,
359
00:16:41,474 --> 00:16:44,311
something he needed both hands for.
360
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:45,744
(horse whinnies)
361
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,147
Ah, the horse gets it.
362
00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:55,321
Okay, I see a bird, lots of water...
363
00:16:55,354 --> 00:16:57,090
And a wave.
364
00:16:57,123 --> 00:16:59,292
Ooh, I see a cool cloud.
365
00:16:59,325 --> 00:17:00,994
Great work, Fischer.
366
00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:03,363
Captain, what is it with
you and this man?
367
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:05,864
I have to ask, is he
your illegitimate child?
368
00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:07,867
(chuckles) I fear he is.
369
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,803
You know how hard I go in port,
370
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:12,137
and he looks a lot like a woman that...
371
00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:13,640
(shudders)
372
00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:16,575
I used to pay to step on my balls.
373
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:22,214
The wolf and I have been talking.
374
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,116
Well, he's been
talking, I've been listening.
375
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:27,454
We think you're plotting against us.
376
00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:29,022
W-what happened to the wolf?
377
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,690
He found out my secret!
378
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,157
Do you want to hear my secret?
379
00:17:32,191 --> 00:17:33,159
No.
380
00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:35,127
Okay.
381
00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:36,696
(growling)
382
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:38,431
(both screaming)
383
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:41,901
Stop, Roger! Just stop!
384
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,836
Aaaaah!
385
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:51,545
Steve, something happened.
386
00:17:53,779 --> 00:17:55,449
I think I have something, sir!
387
00:17:57,883 --> 00:17:58,918
Hayley: Steve!
388
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,755
Hayley!
389
00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:04,990
Well, we came together and
made it as a team, Steve.
390
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:06,860
Looks like the person you'd least like
391
00:18:06,893 --> 00:18:09,261
to be stuck on a lifeboat
with just saved your life.
392
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,662
Listen to me jabbering on.
393
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,332
I'm in the middle of a big bike race.
394
00:18:12,364 --> 00:18:14,601
On your left!
395
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:16,835
All right, back to our mission.
396
00:18:16,869 --> 00:18:19,239
Operation destroy all the islands.
397
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,006
(chuckles) Too many islands.
398
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:22,375
Prepare to fire!
399
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:25,330
Sir, wait!
400
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,714
I believe there are some young
lovers on the island.
401
00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:28,914
- Really?
- I want to see!
402
00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:30,682
- Me first!
- Men, have you forgotten
403
00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:32,952
you are officers in
the United States Navy?
404
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,454
Act like it!
405
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:37,923
It's ladies first to
watch the dirty beach sex.
406
00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:40,626
Oh, my God!
407
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,862
They are really going at it.
408
00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:46,398
Oh, my God! My parents are alive!
409
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,768
Let's just confirm...
410
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,970
That it's really them.
411
00:18:52,004 --> 00:18:53,106
Babe?
412
00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:54,474
What?
413
00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:58,244
(flute music plays)
414
00:18:58,277 --> 00:19:01,247
They were cut off from
everything in the world,
415
00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:05,151
but they fell in love with
the world they had.
416
00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,485
(gasps)
417
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:08,287
Oon-gak.
418
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,323
Oon-gak.
419
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:11,758
(moaning)
420
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,725
Oh, they're ready to go again.
421
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:20,400
And we wait on tenterhooks to
see if he does it in the brown.
422
00:19:20,432 --> 00:19:23,267
(rumbling)
423
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,337
Ooh...
424
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:26,906
You have kids.
425
00:19:26,939 --> 00:19:28,274
- Mom, Dad!
- Mom, Dad!
426
00:19:28,306 --> 00:19:29,441
Oh, yeah.
427
00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,678
We have kids.
428
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,579
Your boobs are out.
429
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:37,517
So, the world didn't
end, and I'm not Noah.
430
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:38,684
Sorry, guys.
431
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,152
It's okay, dad.
432
00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:43,188
We're all together
again, and that's what matters.
433
00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:46,325
We're off the island. Fire away, sir.
434
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:48,961
(rocket launches)
435
00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:50,530
Oh, no! Don't they know
436
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,966
our dear narrator is still on Fl...
437
00:19:52,998 --> 00:19:55,501
(flutes play, stop)
438
00:19:58,136 --> 00:19:59,240
I think we both know
439
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:03,375
there's always been something
there between us.
440
00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:07,546
Well, now we have the
whole house all to ourselves.
441
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:10,682
- (door opens)
- She told me she was 18!
442
00:20:10,716 --> 00:20:13,052
Hmm. Oh, gross... Riesling.
443
00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,653
(gulping)
444
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:18,625
So, we're supposed to go
back to our normal life and...
445
00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,560
And everything's just how it was before?
446
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:22,562
Yeah, honey. What's wrong with that?
447
00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:24,296
Well, what was all this for?
448
00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:25,664
All this stuff happened,
449
00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:27,633
and I don't even know what it means!
450
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,568
It means...
451
00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:31,638
Oon-gak.
452
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,139
Oon-gak.
453
00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:34,841
Uh, what does "oon-gak" mean?
454
00:20:34,873 --> 00:20:36,409
It kind of means...
455
00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:37,643
Coconut.
456
00:20:37,677 --> 00:20:39,045
(both moaning)
457
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:41,580
Ugh, there was barely any
salt in that Riesling.
458
00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,549
I was dangerously hydrated.
459
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,552
(gulping)
460
00:20:49,188 --> 00:20:50,089
Aaaah!
461
00:20:50,122 --> 00:20:51,591
Stop, Roger, just stop!
462
00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:52,459
Aaaaah!
463
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,516
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