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[Bluesy music plays]
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What is your name?
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[Normal voice] Stan.
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What did you say?
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Uh...
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Francine: [Seductive
voice] My name is Staniella.
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Okay.
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[Normal voice] Where
can I hide the bug?
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In the dresser? No, this is a motel.
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He'll leave right after we
have full-on rubber-less sex.
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Got it.
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[Coughs] Did I just
swallow one of your teeth?
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Francine: Why am I recording all this?
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Stan: 'Cause I'm supposed to be
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- a woman on this mission.
- You're a spy?
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Now I feel like fool for
taking you to Jared's.
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[Whack!]
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She disappeared.
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Like ghost.
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Another perfect American spy operation.
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[Groaning]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The Sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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[Grunting rhythmically]
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What are you boys doing?
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We're going to the basement to wrestle!
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But wrestling's dangerous.
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Not the way we do it, mother.
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We never actually get physical.
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It's all about the pageantry.
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Hmm.
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Now you're just dangerously
close to me calling you a pussy.
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It's so quiet. Where is everyone?
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Well, Stan's on a mission,
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so everyone's doing whatever they want.
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Steve's wrestling in the basement,
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and Hayley's finally
getting into it with DirecTV.
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[Sighs]
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Listen, Randall, I know
this isn't your fault.
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You seem like a-a really solid dude.
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- So, you say your husband's gone?
- Yeah.
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And you say my husband's gone?
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I didn't... say that.
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Well, he is.
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Which makes us both...
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- Widows!
- Widows!
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I love the Widow game!
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But you never love catching on
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when I'm trying to get you to play it.
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You know I don't.
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Just some steak for a
tragically young widow, please.
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Which kind would you like?
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There are different kinds?
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My dead husband bought... I'm sorry.
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My dead husband used to buy our steaks.
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As I said, I'm a widow.
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Rib eye is the best.
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But does it also cost the least?
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Since my husband died,
I've been so overwhelmed
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learning what different things cost.
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For a widow, it's on the house.
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I'm the same as her.
Just drop it in the sack.
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[Bell jingles]
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- Widows!
- Widows!
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I can't let you test drive a Lamborghini!
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You have no jobs, no credit.
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[Crying] No husbands.
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[Normal voice] We're widows.
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["Star Wars" theme plays]
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- Widows!
- Widows!
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[Tires screech]
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♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
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♪ And the home ♪
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♪ Of the ♪
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♪ Brave widows ♪
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[cheering]
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[Fireworks exploding]
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[Tires screech]
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[Sirens wailing]
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Officer: Pull over!
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You're being so crazy right now!
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We're widows!
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Good luck finding love again!
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Love?! I'm trying to get laid!
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Ba-ba-ba-bow!
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[Tires screech]
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- Widows.
- Widows.
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Folks, we're now beginning
our descent into Denver.
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- Oh, widows.
- Oh, widows.
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[Clicking]
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More champagne?
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Actually, hate to be this widow,
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but we just remembered
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our favorite restaurant is in St. Louis.
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And we're widows.
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- Widows!
- Widows!
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I'll have a spicy Italian with the works.
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Oh, and add avocado.
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Avocado is a dollar extra.
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Even for widows?
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♪
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- Widows!
- Widows!
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And... we're rolling!
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As we all know, huge upcoming match
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at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California.
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And the title will be on the line.
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Sunday August 4th!
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Ooh, the pageantry!
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Speak of the devil!
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Here he is, the defending
champion himself...
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Steve "The Total Package" Smith
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and his manager, Mr. Mastermind.
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Listen up!
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Sooner or later, that
Piper, he comes a-calling!
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And when the Snot Rocket and I
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are locked in that cage on August 4th
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at the Honda Center,
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it's gonna be his time to face the truth...
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the purest truth there is...
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My championship belt.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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If you've got something to say to me,
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you can say it to my ugly face!
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Good Lord!
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It's the Snot Rocket
and Barrycuda The Blob.
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Nobody was expecting this.
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Total Package,
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there's only one thing keeping you alive...
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that pretty face!
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And that belt!
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But I'm gonna take it from you.
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Ow!
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I'm so sorry!
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You're not supposed to hit.
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I know! It was an accident.
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Are you okay?
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I guess so.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen!
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Save it for August 4th...
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at the Honda Center in Anaheim!
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Wow!
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[Siren wails]
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We made great time from St. Louis.
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Lights and sirens, baby, lights and sirens.
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Bunny: Francine?
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Oh, crap. Here comes a taco.
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It's me, Bunny. Bunny Sanders.
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Bunny, I didn't recognize you.
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You look so different.
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How are things?
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I'm a dancing taco, Francine.
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Right, but wasn't that always something
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you talked about being?
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No.
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I had to take this job
after my husband died.
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Widows!
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Sanders died? How?
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On a mission.
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I just wish I'd been prepared
for life after John, you know?
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I had no idea!
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Every day is a brutal struggle.
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[Horn honks]
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Thank you!
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These are gross.
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Kind of glad they capped me at 50.
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Oh, Stan, you're back!
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It was awful!
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I saw Bunny Sanders,
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and she was dressed like a taco!
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Fashion is a playground, Francine.
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Just because you lack
the balls to mix it up
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doesn't mean you have to knock
someone else for taking a risk.
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That's exactly right, Stan.
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No! That's Bunny's job now.
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Why didn't you tell me Sanders
died on one of your missions?
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Because he didn't die on a mission.
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He died on a body recovery assignment...
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when we retrieve the bodies of agents
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who did die on missions.
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We do it all the time.
It's like most of my job.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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See? Body recovery. Another dead agent.
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So you can stop worrying.
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Gotta run. Enjoy that popcorn.
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Speaking of popcorn,
imagine if we were so poor
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we had to decorate our
Christmas tree with it.
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[Popcorn popping]
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[Gunfire]
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[Grunts]
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[Gunfire continues]
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[Grunts]
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[Grunt echoing]
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[Screams]
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Francine, give it a rest!
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You don't see me screaming at my tacos.
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Wait a minute. The tacos!
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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It's a new widow day!
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Let's go down to the graveyard
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and give 'em the old "dig 'em up,
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I want to see his face one last time."
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Ugh. A support group.
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- What's fun about this?
- Nothing.
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Seeing Bunny yesterday made me realize
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a widow's life isn't
all Lambos and rib eyes.
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Look, Fran, we're all badly
shaken by Sanders' death.
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I mean, I felt terrible
stealing Bunny's wallet
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through the leg hole of the taco yesterday.
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But we don't need this.
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I do.
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What if Stan actually gets killed?
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I need to hear what this is really like,
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so I'm prepared if it does happen.
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Death is natural.
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It's our reactions that are unnatural.
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That's true, but it's not funny.
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It's the quiet that really gets me.
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I used to come downstairs on a Sunday
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and hear the game on.
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Bob would be cursing the giants.
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Now when I come down the stairs on Sunday,
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no game, no cursing.
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No Bob!
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No Stan.
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[Sobbing]
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Why?!
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Nailed it!
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[Crying]
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But I can beat it.
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Name's Roger. I'm female.
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My second husband's name was Eric,
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and as it turned out,
he died by my own hand.
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Did it just happen?
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You have to be more specific.
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I have no idea what you're t...
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oh, my husband's death, yes!
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[Somber voice] Yes.
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So fresh.
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The best thing you can do for yourself now
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is to just keep getting out of the house.
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Do you have a job?
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Some people say raising
their children is a job...
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But I haven't really treated it that way.
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Francine, I'm a partner at a
Fortune 500 marketing agency,
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and I know for a fact
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that there's a position
available right now...
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At the diner across from my office.
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And you!
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Do you have any marketing experience?
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I beat a homicide rap I
confessed to many times.
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I think I can figure out marketing.
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Roger?
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Where'd you get the car?
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The agency sent it.
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Probably as a show of good faith.
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Contract negotiations were...
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Not something we engaged in.
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Wait, don't you want to hear about me?
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[Sighs] Go ahead, say your words.
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I got the job at that diner!
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What do you know!
270
00:10:57,939 --> 00:11:00,156
I know I said I needed to
hear what it would be like
271
00:11:00,191 --> 00:11:02,024
to be a real widow, but I think I need...
272
00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,576
[Air hisses]
273
00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:05,735
I need to live it.
274
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,500
Stunning turn of events tonight.
275
00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:13,920
Mr. Mastermind has defected
to the League of Enforcers!
276
00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:17,373
I couldn't care less about Mr. Master-Fool
277
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,343
and the League of Dumb Forcers!
278
00:11:20,378 --> 00:11:23,045
[Yelling]
279
00:11:23,047 --> 00:11:25,131
This is the only thing that matters!
280
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,266
Which is why it's going to me...
281
00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:30,103
Brian "The Home Invader" Lewis,
282
00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:34,290
A.K.A., The Basement Creep,
A.K.A., Midnight Lace!
283
00:11:34,325 --> 00:11:36,325
Principal Lewis, what are
you doing in our basement?
284
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,727
I honestly have no clue.
285
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,362
Last thing I remember, I
was climbing in that window.
286
00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,063
Anyway, the belt is mine!
287
00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:42,615
Ah! Careful.
288
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,367
This isn't what we're doing.
289
00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:45,985
Light touch, light touch.
290
00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,070
Wrestling is all about the pagean...
291
00:11:48,072 --> 00:11:49,572
Oh!
292
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,576
[Screams]
293
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:57,580
[Slam!]
294
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,317
No!
295
00:12:01,352 --> 00:12:02,468
[Slam!]
296
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,471
Oh, my god! You're our principal!
297
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,089
You think this is crazy,
298
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:09,425
well, August 4th is gonna be insane!
299
00:12:09,427 --> 00:12:11,477
That's the Honda Center, August 4th.
300
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,497
Steve: [Strained voice] Klaus,
for god's sakes, get help.
301
00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:16,399
Be there!
302
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:18,434
[Brakes squeal]
303
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,153
Francine, I'm back!
304
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,497
We recovered...
305
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:23,170
Most of the body.
306
00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:24,376
Franny's not here.
307
00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:25,874
Actually, the whole family's busy.
308
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,921
Sir, I can't express this enough.
309
00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:30,280
You're never gonna win me back with encore.
310
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:31,714
Hayley's doing that and, oh,
311
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,201
you know how when you leave on a mission,
312
00:12:33,226 --> 00:12:35,465
Francine and I pretend
you're dead and play Widows?
313
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,153
- Play Widows?!
- Yeah.
314
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:39,022
And this time, she really committed.
315
00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:41,707
She's, like, all bummed out
and working at a crappy diner.
316
00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:43,788
I swear, if I weren't
in a god damn bake-off
317
00:12:43,823 --> 00:12:46,498
with half of Madison Avenue to
land the new Dentine Campaign,
318
00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:48,293
I would be very concerned about her.
319
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,781
Oh, on a side note,
what's the number one thing
320
00:12:50,816 --> 00:12:52,449
you look for in an iced gum?
321
00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:53,817
Flavor sustainability.
322
00:12:53,852 --> 00:12:55,585
Now take me to that diner!
323
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,921
[Brakes squeal]
324
00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:59,423
Oh, my god!
325
00:12:59,475 --> 00:13:01,925
She's really acting like I'm dead!
326
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,679
Francine, how did you end up here?
327
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,660
Yecch, it was gross. She took the bus.
328
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,591
I go on a mission, risk my
life, and she plays Widow?
329
00:13:13,616 --> 00:13:15,864
It's not playing, it's more...
330
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:18,199
It's too bad your
psychologist, Dr. Penguin,
331
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:19,256
is on a book tour,
332
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,691
'cause his new book touches
on this very subject.
333
00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:23,304
It's called "Coping a Feel."
334
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,357
Roger!
335
00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,791
Whoa, hey! You have a dangerous job.
336
00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:27,990
When we were fooling around,
337
00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,769
playing Widows, she was coping...
338
00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:31,049
A feel.
339
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:32,737
A book now available on Amazon.
340
00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,239
This is dumb. I'm going in there!
341
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,546
I-I wouldn't do that!
342
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:38,627
She's fragile. This
calls for a gentle hand.
343
00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:40,912
Let me go in there, do my thing.
344
00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:49,755
♪
345
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:12,627
Well, is she coming home?
346
00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:13,812
Oh, shit, sorry.
347
00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:15,787
Totally forget about all
the stuff we talked about.
348
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,481
But I did remember you, Gerald.
349
00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:18,867
Meatballs!
350
00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:21,500
Gotta take care of my boy.
351
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,208
Wow, Stan wasn't as
impressed as I thought he'd be
352
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,093
when I gave away those meatballs.
353
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,520
You know what, give 'em back.
354
00:14:29,522 --> 00:14:31,494
We'll try again when I
have Stan's full attention.
355
00:14:31,882 --> 00:14:32,964
Francine!
356
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:34,800
[Gasps] Stan! You scared me.
357
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,134
I scared you?
358
00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:38,136
You're scaring me.
What are you doing here?
359
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,137
I'm working.
360
00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:41,106
Working? You're acting crazy.
361
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,274
This isn't crazy.
362
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,276
Crazy is how I used to act,
363
00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,674
pretending everything was hunky-dory.
364
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,146
Look, I don't want to do this here.
365
00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:49,231
It's time to go home!
366
00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:51,006
No, let go! I'm working!
367
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,357
Hey, this guy bothering you, Fran?
368
00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:56,204
No. He was just leaving.
369
00:14:58,826 --> 00:15:00,992
Look, Francine, maybe
that guy's not perfect,
370
00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:03,829
but I got news for ya...
you're not getting any younger.
371
00:15:03,831 --> 00:15:06,983
And, oh, Ryan Gosling's never
walking through that door.
372
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,343
So?
373
00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:10,802
I couldn't get through to her.
374
00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:12,054
She's lost it.
375
00:15:12,089 --> 00:15:14,172
Come on, Stan. Let's get out of here.
376
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,007
I'm your wife now.
377
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,175
No, Roger.
378
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:26,466
I just don't get why
she's acting like this.
379
00:15:26,518 --> 00:15:29,104
Francine loves you, but
she worries about you.
380
00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:31,189
And that makes her worry about herself.
381
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,657
But when I'm on a mission,
it's my life on the line.
382
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:35,221
And when your life's on the line,
383
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,028
her life's on the line, too.
384
00:15:37,081 --> 00:15:39,081
Everything would change
for her if you were gone.
385
00:15:39,116 --> 00:15:41,116
Hmm. I never thought about it that way.
386
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:42,918
That's 'cause you're thick, Stan.
387
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:45,670
I'll go back in and
tell her I understand...
388
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:47,302
- If she'll listen.
- She won't.
389
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:49,494
In the marketing world,
we have a term for this.
390
00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:50,662
You've burned that bridge.
391
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:52,331
So what am I supposed to do?
392
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,058
Ugh! It's so hard having
to do all the thinking.
393
00:15:55,111 --> 00:15:57,271
You're lucking I'm a
marketing genius, currently.
394
00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,481
Take us to the office, Gerald!
395
00:15:58,483 --> 00:15:59,982
Yes, sir.
396
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:01,701
But then I'm gonna have
to close out your fare.
397
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:03,870
Fare? Wait, the company didn't send you.
398
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:06,072
No, I'm an Uber driver
you hired a few days ago
399
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,073
when you were drunk.
400
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,324
Uber-X?
401
00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:09,625
Uber Black.
402
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:11,494
Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I'm ruined.
403
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,579
Roger: ♪ Roger, Roger ♪
404
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,548
♪ Marketing, marketing ♪
405
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,383
♪ Genius, genius ♪
406
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,585
♪ Genius, genius ♪
407
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,054
♪ Me ♪
408
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,638
Roger, get to the point!
409
00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:23,923
If you want Francine,
410
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,892
you're gonna have to change your approach.
411
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,728
Every marketing genius knows
that to reach the customer,
412
00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:31,431
you have to show them you
understand their problems.
413
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,567
Show Francine I get
what she's going through.
414
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,735
Bingo.
415
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,487
Show, don't tell.
416
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,730
And the best way to do
that is to make the consumer
417
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,359
feel like you don't just get
them, you are them.
418
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,874
So what do you say?
Did we land dentine ice?
419
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:50,583
What?
420
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,368
Sorry, I repurposed the dentine pitch.
421
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,703
But you see what I'm saying?
422
00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:55,930
Yeah. I do.
423
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,790
Oh, one last thing.
424
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,258
If you were an exec at Dentine,
425
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,843
would that pitch have worked on you?
426
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,137
Of course, I would have
replaced the word "Francine"
427
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:05,214
with "Dentine Ice" in most instances.
428
00:17:06,613 --> 00:17:07,408
Roger...
429
00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,010
I like it.
430
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,386
I really do.
431
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:13,093
It's just not us. It's not dentine.
432
00:17:14,592 --> 00:17:16,759
[Birds chirp]
433
00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:19,662
Stan, I told you to get out!
434
00:17:19,697 --> 00:17:22,565
I'm sorry, you must be
mistaking me for someone else.
435
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,268
I'm just a sad widower
looking for a hot meal.
436
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,236
Oh, now you're making fun of me?
437
00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:29,872
I don't know what you're
talking about, nice lady.
438
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:32,841
Whatever. Sit anywhere you like.
439
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,125
So, need a minute to decide?
440
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,295
I'm thinking about the clams casino.
441
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,081
- Are the clams fresh?
- No.
442
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:43,920
Ah, I don't know where
it's okay to order seafood.
443
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:47,290
My wife always helps...
used to help me with that.
444
00:17:47,636 --> 00:17:49,392
What... happened to her?
445
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,286
She died... all the way.
446
00:17:52,398 --> 00:17:54,838
Why don't I fire up those old clams.
447
00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:59,685
[Monitors beeping]
448
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:04,190
I was deeply, truly
surprised by Principal Lewis
449
00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:05,908
coming out from behind the boiler.
450
00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:09,362
This is bad. But you know the worst part?
451
00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:11,581
The hospital food.
452
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:15,756
Barry, my friend, that
well-placed taste of comedy
453
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,026
is just the elixir these
battered bones needed.
454
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,859
Well, your vitals are looking good.
455
00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:21,129
Doctor, what do you think?
456
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,231
Oh, uh, yes, I'll take it from here.
457
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,296
Oh, no, Principal Lewis!
458
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,162
Oh, no! Midnight Lace!
459
00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:33,269
Splatter's up, boys!
460
00:18:33,304 --> 00:18:34,470
[Grunting]
461
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:38,941
[Screaming]
462
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:40,943
[Growling]
463
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:44,392
You want this belt back,
you can come and get it...
464
00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:46,552
August 4th at the Honda Center!
465
00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:48,977
I don't think I'm gonna go.
466
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,621
[Bird chirps]
467
00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:54,358
- So how did your wife die?
- On the job.
468
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,325
It was a very dangerous line of work.
469
00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:59,161
She was an assassin, but for space.
470
00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:01,531
A space assassin?
471
00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:02,381
Naturally.
472
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,667
I know it was hard for
her to risk her life,
473
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,673
but I don't think she realized
474
00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:09,171
how hard it was for me
every time she blasted off.
475
00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:12,807
If something happened to her up there, I...
476
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,658
I didn't know if I could ever
put my life back together.
477
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:19,607
Oh, Stan! That's exactly how I feel!
478
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:20,975
[Door bell jingles]
479
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,265
Why isn't everyone cheering?
480
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,395
Down on the ground, both of you!
481
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,728
Now is a bad time, guys.
482
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:27,649
There are some pretty big
feelings going on here.
483
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,838
Now empty your pockets!
484
00:19:31,164 --> 00:19:33,380
Francine, do what the man says.
485
00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:37,732
[Screams]
486
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,852
Ow, ow, ow!
487
00:19:40,904 --> 00:19:42,975
Looks like you're out of weapons.
488
00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:44,400
I don't need one.
489
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,300
I had the clams.
490
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,213
[Horn blares]
491
00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:53,915
Francine, I want you to come home.
492
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,334
'Cause I always want to come home to you.
493
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,869
But when I'm on missions,
494
00:19:57,871 --> 00:20:00,284
if playing Widow keeps you
from worrying about me...
495
00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,375
Then play your heart out.
496
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,460
Honestly, Stan, after seeing all that,
497
00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:07,609
I'm not so worried about you anymore.
498
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,841
You're, like, really good.
499
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,883
Mmm!
500
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,804
Shall we?
501
00:20:15,856 --> 00:20:17,555
[Sloshing]
502
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,868
Let's get one thing out of the way.
503
00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:22,321
The gum is terrible.
504
00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:24,704
Oh, sit down, David.
505
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:26,652
Let's see where she's going with this.
506
00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:29,445
You better know what you're doing.
507
00:20:29,447 --> 00:20:31,947
[Breathes deeply]
508
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:35,941
Dentine Ice loves you,
but she worries about you.
509
00:20:36,287 --> 00:20:38,341
And that makes her worry about herself.
510
00:20:38,623 --> 00:20:41,810
When your life's on the line,
her life's on the line, too.
511
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:44,171
She, being "Dentine Ice".
512
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:47,057
Got 'em.
513
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,405
So what do you say? Did
we land Francine Ice?
514
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:52,853
What? What'd I say?
515
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,373
Did I just tell everyone I'm an alien?
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