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SONG:
And this is inside out
I want the best
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But our love is lost
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And this is inside out
I want you here...
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WOODY: No.
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HANNAH: Yeah.
No, I hear you, but nuh.
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Hey.
Oi.
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Hey.
How's it looking?
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Sweet.
Lousy.
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I'm telling you, I'm not seeing it.
And I'm telling you it's happened.
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No, it's close
but it's not here yet.
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No, today's the day.
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The day for what?
Nothing.
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She's... she's dreaming, mate.
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No. You wouldn't understand
'cause you're not a local.
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Well, I think I am.
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No, you're not. Not yet.
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You see, George,
once a year there's a day,
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which is not today...
Yes, it is.
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..when the ownership of the waves
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passes from the locals
to the summer people.
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OK, no-one owns the waves.
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OK. If you want to get
all airy-fairy hippie on it.
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They turn up with their boogie
boards and their jet skis
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and the planks they call longboards,
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and they don't understand the rules
and it turns to mayhem.
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Mayhem? Yep.
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Yeah, if you're a local, you
don't surf after that day.
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Not until all the summer people
are gone.
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It doesn't look any different to me.
'Cause you're not a local.
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Or you're wrong and
today's not the day.
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I'm not wrong.
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And I'm going for a surf,
'cause apparently I'm not a local.
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Yeah, yeah, and I'm with you, mate.
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Actually, I need a quick word.
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Don't say you weren't warned!
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Life turns on moments.
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GEORGE THINKS:
Moments we cannot foresee.
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They roll up on us like a wave
so we cannot plan for them.
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Which means we just have to
deal with the aftermath.
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There's nothing different
about today.
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Yeah, no, that's just Hannah.
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She's a pessimist who hates
all the summer people,
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even the ones she's hooked up with.
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Some summer people are
actually pretty good.
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And some are so good, you actually
forget they're summer people.
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Well, is it a problem
they're summer people?
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Well, no, it's just... weird,
you know?
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Not really.
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Well, it's like how you know
when you're in bed with someone
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and they're talking about
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how much they really like
farmers' markets, right?
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And you're like, yeah, not so much,
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because most of the people that
sell you stuff at farmers' markets,
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they're not actually farmers,
George.
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They're just people
selling you stuff
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that a farmer would sell you
if they weren't busy farming.
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And when they don't get that,
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you realise you know someone
who would get that...
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and it's not them.
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Yeah, well, I guess that depends how
important farmers' markets are to you
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in the bigger picture.
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Yeah, well, not at all.
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But it does get you thinking about
the bigger picture.
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Yeah, clearly.
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Yeah, no, but it isn't clear,
George. It isn't.
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Because that's what the law of the
summer people does to a man -
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messes with his thinkingby being
all fresh and shiny and... new.
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Oh, mine.
Hey, hey, locals first!
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George, locals first!
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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GEORGE THINKS: Of course, one
man's moment usually means
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someone else has missed out.
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And the thing about
a moment missed...
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is that you can never get it back.
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Woody!
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Woody!
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Woody.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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FIONA: George!
Right, three, two, one and lift.
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(GROANING)
OK, no hurry.
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The last thing we want to do
is drop him.
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Oh, don't drop me.
We won't drop you.
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Nobody likes being dropped, eh?
We won't drop you, Woody.
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Hey, I'll get that thing
done for you tomorrow.
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Don't worry about it, Woody.
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(SINGS)
Take my hand
and I'll lead you back...
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Woody!
(WOODY HUMS)
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What happened?
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Woody's taken
a bit of a blow to his head.
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Have I?
Yes, Woody.
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Hey, you are such
a nice shiny person.
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(CHUCKLES) You are too.
Just lie still, OK.
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Jet skis really hurt when you
hit them with your head, eh?
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Mmm.
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Smug, rich morons and
their evil machines.
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We're taking him through to
Stafford Hospital.
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I'm coming with you.
Yep, climb on in.
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GEORGE THINKS: You can't pick
the moments that change your life.
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It doesn't work that way.
(SIREN WAILS)
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No, they pick you, and you
hang on hoping for the best.
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This idiot on a jet ski
came out of nowhere.
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I mean, what the hell are they doing
in the same water
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where people are surfing?
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I... I don't know.
Yeah, course you don't. Sorry.
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Why?
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Why what?
Say you're sorry.
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You're turning into a New Zealander.
They say sorry all the time.
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But if you're angry about
the jet ski people,
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that is nothing to be sorry about.
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Write about it.
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Yeah... yeah, I should.
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But right now I've got to
get to Stafford.
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He'll be OK.
Do you think?
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Yeah, Woody kinda strikes me as
someone who would be hard to kill.
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Gloria, I'm not exactly sure
what the protocol is here,
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but can we, you know,
stop the presses?
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Already stopped.
Really?
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Well, in the light of
today's events,
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I thought we might want to
switch out the headline.
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Yeah. Yeah, probably for the best.
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We can wait. See how it turns out.
Good. Thanks.
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I do want to write about it, though.
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Oh, of course. You should.
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Something along the lines of 'jet
skis are evil and should be banned'.
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That's a pretty strong
editorial position, George.
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Well, I feel pretty strongly
about it.
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I'm off to Stafford now.
I'll write it there, if I can.
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Of you could get it out
of your system now.
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No, I want to get to the hospital.
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OK, I know. Give me your phone.
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Why?
Just give me your phone, George.
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Phone, phone.
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Here.
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One of the things I've
been meaning to tell you
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is that you have a Twitter account.
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I do?
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Yeah, in your official role as
editor of the 'News of the Weld'.
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You have followers and everything.
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But I've never tweeted in my life.
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Yeah, well, I've been taking care of
the actual tweeting for you.
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But don't worry. Everything has been
fairly innocuous up until now.
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Is this the kind of thing
you wanted to say?
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I keep your spelling and grammar
fairly old-school
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because, well... you are.
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That is what I want to say.
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Then tweet away.
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Oh, you just touch the word 'tweet'.
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Well, yeah, I know that much.
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Welcome to the information age,
George.
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Send me a long-winded editorial
version when you're ready, OK?
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(PHONES RING)
Oh! That'll be the word spreading.
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Big Mac?
Any word yet?
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No. I'm on my way
to the hospital now.
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OK. Keep us posted, eh?
Will do.
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And hold off on the witch-hunt until
we have all the details, will you?
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Sorry. The what?
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One incident is hardly cause
for a ban.
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And I'm not just saying that
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as the owner of a small
jet ski hire company.
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(PHONE DINGS AND BUZZES)
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Sorry. Did you read the tweet?
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Yeah, and I realise everyone's
emotional right now,
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but throwing around words
like 'ban',
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well, it's just not helpful, is it?
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Well, maybe you should
tweet that, Big Mac.
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Well, somebody will, George.
I have to go now.
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Our thoughts are with Woody.
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I tweeted him what's what, Dad.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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OK, I get that news travels fast
in Weld,
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but in this case I think
you've really jumped the gun.
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Which gun's this?
Woody.
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Last I heard he was very much alive.
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I'm here to place an ad
for my pickles.
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I sell them at the farmers' market.
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Oh, right.
Gloria can help you with that.
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Well, I hope Woody's OK.
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I'll pass that on.
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(PHONE DINGS, ENGINE STARTS)
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(PHONE DINGS)
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(TYRES SCREECH)
Ooh!
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Sorry! Sorry.
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Jesus, George,
watch where you're going.
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Yeah, I know. Are you alright?
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Yeah, I was until you scared
the living daylights out of me.
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You haven't heard?
Heard what?
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About Woody.
What happened?
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He got hit by a jet ski.
He's on his way to hospital.
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That's where I'm going now.
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Go. Go!
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Every summer I say it.
Nobody listens to me.
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Say what?
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Jet skis... surfers -
it's a tragedy waiting to happen.
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Now it has.
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We don't really know
it's a tragedy yet.
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The man's in hospital, Arlo.
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Yeah, but a tragedy is like
a whole other level of thing.
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Are you going in there?
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Yeah. So?
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I don't go in there while
the summer people are here.
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Not after last summer.
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What happened last summer?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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OK.
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I thought I'd ask if there
were any jobs going.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Sorry.
Stop it.
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I'm sorry. I'm not saying sorry
for the dropping.
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I'm saying sorry for the...
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I don't care. Just stop.
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I can't help it. Sorry.
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Oh, sorry.
Don't you start.
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How can we help?
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Um, is Fiona here?
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Fiona is on ambulance duty,
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cleaning up the mess
that idiot jet skier made.
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Can I help?
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Well, I was gonna ask
if there were any jobs going.
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Oh. Were you?
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But it's OK. I can come back.
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What's wrong with asking me
if there's a job going?
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OK. I brought along my CV.
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Really?
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It's not much, I'm afraid.
(CHUCKLES)
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Trust me, you're already
way ahead of the curve.
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Can you wash dishes?
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Uh... yeah.
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Lousy hours and totally minimum wage.
You good with that?
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Sure.
Emma will show you the sink.
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Come on.
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Maybe all those people who have
joked for years will regret it now.
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Joked about what?
About Woody being brain damaged.
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Who would say such a terrible thing?
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The gallery's exhibiting
their summer catalogue.
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Ooh! I like art.
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Pretty art, of course.
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Not weird art
or art I don't understand.
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Hey, any word on Woody?
No.
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It's a terrible, terrible thing.
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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Ike's doing alright for himself.
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I had no idea that was his name.
Yeah, not many people do.
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I always assumed he was called Woody
because he was a builder.
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He thinks it's funny
that's what you thought.
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Our friend Jeff Woodson,
they said he was on this ward.
248
00:10:52,198 --> 00:10:54,197
Yes, Mr Woodson's here.
249
00:10:54,198 --> 00:10:55,999
Can we see him?
No.
250
00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:58,143
Is he in surgery?
251
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,398
No, he's in his room, but he's
already got two visitors,
252
00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,839
and hospital policy is no
more than two visitors.
253
00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:04,639
Unless you're whanau
or close family.
254
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,050
Are you whanau or close family?
255
00:11:06,076 --> 00:11:07,083
Not really.
256
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:09,029
Then you'll have to wait until
someone steps out.
257
00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:12,182
(MAN SINGS IN MAORI)
258
00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:14,919
Oh, for God's sake.
259
00:11:15,079 --> 00:11:18,079
(SINGING CONTINUES)
260
00:11:18,859 --> 00:11:19,897
I warned you about this.
261
00:11:19,898 --> 00:11:22,897
And I told you that the sound
of a familiar voice singing
262
00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:25,910
is invaluable with coma patients.
263
00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:27,497
Coma?
264
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:30,497
Oh, Tracey, George,
thank God you're here.
265
00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,916
Help me do battle with this dragon!
266
00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:35,197
There is no singing on my ward.
267
00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,497
Heathen.
268
00:11:36,498 --> 00:11:38,497
Now that Dr Smiler has stepped out,
269
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,497
one of you is more than welcome
to take his place.
270
00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:41,979
You should go in first.
271
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,363
No, I need someone to go in
and then come back out
272
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:45,590
and tell me he's gonna be OK.
273
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,063
Are you sure?
274
00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:58,498
(SLOW BREATHING)
275
00:12:00,498 --> 00:12:02,616
Apparently it looks worse
than it is.
276
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,357
This is a precaution.
277
00:12:07,198 --> 00:12:08,558
They asked him a heap of questions
278
00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:10,197
and he kept getting
the answers wrong,
279
00:12:10,198 --> 00:12:12,728
so they were worried,
so they put him under.
280
00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:19,081
Personally, he just sounded like
Woody to me, but I'm not a doctor.
281
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:23,159
(MONITOR BEEPS)
282
00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:32,098
Watching someone sleep is weird.
283
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,246
There are no fractures.
284
00:12:45,272 --> 00:12:47,753
I mean, clearly Woody has
a skull of cast iron.
285
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,790
I can believe that.
(BELL DINGS)
286
00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:53,030
I'll get this.
Yes, because it's your table.
287
00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:55,108
I knew that.
288
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:57,108
So, do we know how long
he'll be in this coma for?
289
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,108
No.
290
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:01,109
But he'll be alright, won't he?
291
00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:02,899
We live in hope.
292
00:13:03,309 --> 00:13:05,308
Yeah, we do.
293
00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:07,309
I better get back.
294
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,650
Why is George's son working here?
295
00:13:11,676 --> 00:13:12,874
Because he is.
296
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,589
Since when?
Since today.
297
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:17,008
You can't just hire staff
every time I'm not here.
298
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:20,383
Not every time, just this one.
And we needed a dishwasher.
299
00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:23,223
So Woody gets hit on the head with
a jet ski and I end up forking out?
300
00:13:23,249 --> 00:13:25,810
Also... I think they make
a really cute couple.
301
00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:28,008
But they need all the help
they can get.
302
00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:29,445
That is possibly true.
303
00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:30,708
Oh, sorry! Do you mind if...
304
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,709
Yeah, that's OK if I just... Sorry!
305
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,844
Just the two of you?
Others will come.
306
00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:41,145
The tribe gathers to
honour the fallen.
307
00:13:41,171 --> 00:13:42,451
Fiona.
308
00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:44,476
Dad might be joining us.
Oh... good.
309
00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:45,707
Hey, look, I've had an ice-cream
310
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,708
so I might just stick with
the drinks, if that's alright.
311
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:48,709
Yeah, what if I'm hungry?
312
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,270
Well, you can order something.
All I said was I had an ice-cream.
313
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:52,708
Pick a table. Any table.
314
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,708
How's our boy, Woody?
315
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:55,827
In an induced coma.
316
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,208
Hi.
317
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:09,209
Uh, just grab a table and I'll
send someone over with menus.
318
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,208
Why are we serving him?
319
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,208
Who? Monty? No idea.
320
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,607
The guy who drove the jet ski.
321
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:21,108
OK, so that's grounds for not
serving him lunch in your book?
322
00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:22,208
Hell, yeah.
Fine.
323
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,208
Then Emma can take
care of their table.
324
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:25,490
You are kidding, right?
325
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,105
It was an accident, Hannah.
326
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,072
So he's in hospital unconscious
327
00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:39,210
and you're going to drink
and tell Woody stories?
328
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,597
And you could too if you
got off your high horse.
329
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:43,004
But it doesn't help, does it?
330
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,612
So we should all stay home
and study brain surgery?
331
00:14:45,829 --> 00:14:47,069
That's not in very good taste.
332
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,908
That's what people do, Katie,
when they care.
333
00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:52,615
They get together because it's
better than not getting together.
334
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:55,908
And if you'd like
to come down to the boat club too,
335
00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:56,908
that would be good.
336
00:14:56,909 --> 00:14:58,909
And I'll buy you fellas dinner.
337
00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:14,109
He seems... peaceful.
338
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:18,108
You go in.
339
00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:19,437
I don't know if I should.
340
00:15:19,463 --> 00:15:22,698
Tracey, you didn't come all this way
to sit in a waiting room.
341
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:23,975
Go.
342
00:15:28,614 --> 00:15:29,614
It's fine.
343
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,109
It'll be fine.
344
00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:37,588
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
345
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:42,109
(SLOW BREATHING)
346
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,109
He talks about you a lot.
347
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,030
I'm not the fun police.
348
00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:14,010
Sorry, George?
I've started a Twitter war.
349
00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:15,108
Oh.
350
00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:18,108
(CHUCKLES) If only all wars
were Twitter wars
351
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,874
where the only thing that
got hurt were feelings
352
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,630
and everyone went home
thinking they've won.
353
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,109
I am not the fun police!
354
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,495
And what's dancing
got to do with it?
355
00:16:26,962 --> 00:16:28,551
'Footloose', George.
356
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:32,544
Are you not familiar with the works
of the great Kevin 'Bake-on'?
357
00:16:32,688 --> 00:16:34,687
Oh. Oh, right, I get it now.
358
00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,109
(PHONE RINGS)
Yay!
359
00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:38,237
Another tweet telling me I suck.
360
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:41,835
George, you've really got to work on
recognising your phone sounds.
361
00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:44,108
Hey, Jan!
362
00:16:44,109 --> 00:16:46,108
Smiler, hi. Is George there?
363
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:48,057
Yeah. Hi, Jan.
364
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,624
What's the story with Woody?
You heard?
365
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:52,229
Well, it's a small world, George.
366
00:16:52,254 --> 00:16:53,908
He's alive, in an induced coma.
367
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,656
And being guarded by barbarians
368
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,908
who don't understand
the medicinal benefits of culture.
369
00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:02,908
But he's gonna be OK, right?
Yeah, it's just a precaution.
370
00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:04,070
Against what?
371
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,908
Brain swelling!
372
00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:09,580
Anyway, jet skis - forget what those
Twitter trolls say. They are evil.
373
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,429
What, you know about
the Twitter thing?
374
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,908
Of course. I follow you.
375
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,909
I didn't know there was a
me to follow until today.
376
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,164
Really?
377
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:16,908
(CHUCKLES)
378
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:19,070
Jan, does my column over there
have a Twitter account?
379
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,908
Yes, but I do an excellent you.
380
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:23,145
What?
She surely does.
381
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,908
Yeah, Jan! (CHUCKLES)
382
00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:27,009
I'm gonna hang up now.
383
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,128
Well, keep me posted.
Will I need to?
384
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,145
BIG MAC: So Woody and I are
standing in front of these cabinets
385
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,008
he's supposed to be building for me.
386
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,008
For your toy trains?
Scale model, Zac.
387
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:39,008
And all I want to know is when he's
gonna finish the bloody things.
388
00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:41,008
And he starts going on
about Aristotle
389
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,330
and symmetry and proportion
and harmony.
390
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:46,330
Then he goes surfing, never comes
back, and they're still not finished.
391
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:49,763
Why isn't he locked up?
Monty? Good question.
392
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:51,170
No. Him.
393
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,907
You can't lock someone up
for an accident.
394
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,972
Well, you can, but not in this case.
395
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:59,249
You should be throwing the book
at him after what he did.
396
00:17:59,274 --> 00:18:01,333
There's not really a book to throw.
397
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:06,008
Hey. Any word?
398
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,577
I just deliver them, Tom.
399
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,661
If there was any word, presumably...
400
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:13,020
you'd be among the first to hear it?
401
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,483
Good point.
402
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:20,009
(MONITOR BEEPS, SLOW BREATHING)
403
00:18:21,329 --> 00:18:23,329
Do you want a coffee?
404
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,033
Oh, no, I'm fine. Thanks.
405
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,009
I need a coffee.
406
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,008
Just checking you're OK.
407
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:39,008
Having the greatest day ever.
408
00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:41,008
All good here. How's Woody?
409
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:42,879
He's still in a coma
so it's hard to tell.
410
00:18:43,035 --> 00:18:44,158
That sucks.
411
00:18:44,318 --> 00:18:46,008
Yeah, no good.
412
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:49,008
But in unrelated good
news, Arlo's got a job.
413
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:51,650
Really?
It's nothing. It's part-time.
414
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,643
Mm, so he can be near his true love.
415
00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,370
Don't listen to her.
She doesn't know anything.
416
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,450
Is this Emma?
417
00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:58,008
Worst waitress ever.
418
00:18:58,009 --> 00:19:01,118
I got a job because...
I want to earn money, right?
419
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,304
Yeah, right.
420
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,008
If you say so, Arlo. Good on you.
421
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:07,008
Look, the thing is, I'm not sure if
I can make it back to Weld tonight.
422
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,008
We'll be fine, Dad.
OK.
423
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:12,008
Well, look, I love you and I'll keep
you posted if anything happens.
424
00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:13,342
See you.
425
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:15,635
Are you away?
426
00:19:15,661 --> 00:19:17,886
Oh, I'm not very good
round hospitals.
427
00:19:17,912 --> 00:19:19,088
Yeah, I know what you mean.
428
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:22,008
Tracey and Enrico
are on Woody watch.
429
00:19:22,009 --> 00:19:25,008
He's humming Puccini or someone
to drive Nurse Whatsit up the wall.
430
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,082
It's working.
431
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,694
You know I never ever thought
of sitting in silence
432
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,074
as a competitive sport.
433
00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:34,208
Well, I'm sure it's not.
434
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:37,033
It is when you're sitting alongside
Miss Perfect.
435
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:40,369
Tracey isn't trying to
compete with you.
436
00:19:40,394 --> 00:19:42,218
No, 'cause she doesn't have to.
437
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,808
I'm going in search of
some decent coffee.
438
00:19:46,809 --> 00:19:48,868
You want some?
No, I'm good, thanks.
439
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,808
So, will any of the things
being exhibited be yours?
440
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:57,770
Mine? (CHUCKLES) No. No way.
441
00:19:57,808 --> 00:19:58,808
Why not?
442
00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:00,808
Because I'm not very good.
443
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:02,809
I bet you're really good.
Mmm.
444
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,162
Thanks for this.
Oh, no worries. Anytime.
445
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,449
Like my wheels?
446
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:16,008
I'm sure the ladies all love it.
447
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,009
Oh, I live in hope.
448
00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:20,240
Do you want a ride?
449
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,882
I'm good. Thanks.
450
00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:25,373
All you have to do is call.
451
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,486
Still good.
452
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:29,908
GEORGE THINKS:
Being the creatures we are,
453
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:32,029
we try and control the moments
that shape our destiny.
454
00:20:32,054 --> 00:20:34,230
We try to bend them to our will.
455
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:37,315
Sometimes this works, sure.
456
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:41,670
But sometimes we get it tragically,
tragically wrong.
457
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:42,709
Any change?
458
00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:46,082
Apart from me scaring Becks away?
459
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,018
You didn't scare her away.
460
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,592
I saw her outside. She was saying
she wasn't good around hospitals.
461
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,150
I don't want to drive her away,
George.
462
00:20:58,903 --> 00:21:00,262
I know.
463
00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:05,089
Woody and I, we had our shot,
and we made our choices.
464
00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:09,843
Well, I made my choice.
465
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,828
She's really nice and she's into him.
That's good.
466
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:33,743
Woody and Becks?
Oh, lovely couple.
467
00:21:33,769 --> 00:21:34,981
Woody and Tracey?
468
00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:36,685
I see where you're heading
with this.
469
00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:37,711
You do?
470
00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:41,736
George, I've spent enough time
with Woody banging on about Tracey
471
00:21:41,737 --> 00:21:43,092
to be one step ahead of you.
472
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,736
So... why aren't they together?
473
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,736
Apart from the fact that he's in
a coma and got another girlfriend?
474
00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:50,736
Yeah, yeah, bigger picture.
475
00:21:50,737 --> 00:21:53,898
Well, sometimes 'cause
humans make dumb choices
476
00:21:54,058 --> 00:21:55,738
for what they think
are the right reasons.
477
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,736
Yeah, but what if
all the parties agree
478
00:21:57,737 --> 00:21:59,736
that the wrong decision's been made
but they don't know how to say it?
479
00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,736
Especially when one of the
parties is in a coma.
480
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,737
Yeah, exactly.
481
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,422
George, sometimes
when a man has no voice,
482
00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:12,736
it might help if another
man became his voice.
483
00:22:12,737 --> 00:22:16,736
Two beautiful people walking
a path through a forest.
484
00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:19,058
Then they come to
a fork in that path
485
00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,736
and then decide to take
separate paths.
486
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,737
And the further they go along
these separate paths,
487
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:28,736
the more they realise their splitting
up was a really dumb idea.
488
00:22:28,737 --> 00:22:31,928
But they can't go back
because you can't go back.
489
00:22:31,954 --> 00:22:37,312
So what they need is a voice
telling them to get off that path
490
00:22:37,737 --> 00:22:39,476
and venture into the forest.
491
00:22:39,502 --> 00:22:44,501
And the voice has to guide them
through the forest until they meet
492
00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:45,738
on another path.
493
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,058
The one they couldn't see
for all the trees.
494
00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:52,058
You do realise that
you're the voice, right?
495
00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,736
Thanks for the hospital pass.
496
00:22:55,737 --> 00:22:58,855
What better place for a
hospital pass than a hospital.
497
00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:01,216
How's the job going?
498
00:23:01,303 --> 00:23:02,711
Good. Good.
499
00:23:02,737 --> 00:23:05,218
I hate doing dishes.
Me too.
500
00:23:05,378 --> 00:23:07,538
(CHUCKLES) But it's your job.
501
00:23:07,698 --> 00:23:08,737
I don't mind.
502
00:23:11,071 --> 00:23:12,071
Er...
503
00:23:12,831 --> 00:23:14,950
How come you spend
summers here with Fiona?
504
00:23:15,218 --> 00:23:18,736
Um, my mum hooked up with this guy
and he's got four kids already,
505
00:23:18,737 --> 00:23:22,736
so... last summer I came to stay with
Aunty Fiona, and it kinda worked.
506
00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:24,736
So we decided to do it again.
507
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,030
I'm glad you did.
508
00:23:26,123 --> 00:23:27,698
Me too.
509
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:31,373
And this summer's been way better
than last summer. (GIGGLES)
510
00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:33,898
What was wrong with last summer?
511
00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:38,736
Uh... there was this guy who
had this huge crush on me.
512
00:23:39,157 --> 00:23:41,157
(GIGGLES) It got awkward.
513
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:46,036
Does that happen a lot -
guys getting a crush on you?
514
00:23:46,037 --> 00:23:48,036
(LAUGHS) Yeah, all the time.
515
00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,036
Yeah, that must be terrible.
(LAUGHS)
516
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:53,037
Well, it helps if
I've got a crush on the guy too.
517
00:23:53,991 --> 00:23:55,670
Who said you could take a break?
518
00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:56,863
Hannah.
519
00:23:56,889 --> 00:23:59,209
Don't listen to her.
Get back inside.
520
00:24:00,331 --> 00:24:01,689
(BOTH LAUGH)
521
00:24:02,037 --> 00:24:03,650
You're OK to close up, eh?
522
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,110
Of course.
Mmm.
523
00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:06,636
Don't get drunk and drive.
524
00:24:06,637 --> 00:24:09,118
I won't.
If I get drunk, I'll call Ike.
525
00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:12,716
Why would she call Ike if
she was too drunk to drive?
526
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,400
Because that's his job.
Driving drunk people?
527
00:24:15,513 --> 00:24:16,957
He's like Weld's version of Uber.
528
00:24:16,982 --> 00:24:18,821
You call, he comes.
529
00:24:20,078 --> 00:24:22,123
In that stupid beach buggy thing.
530
00:24:22,256 --> 00:24:23,957
Apparently it's part of
the attraction.
531
00:24:24,078 --> 00:24:27,137
Word is he's coining it,
saving heaps for going away.
532
00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:31,437
Going away?
Yeah. On a scholarship.
533
00:24:32,636 --> 00:24:34,223
What scholarship?
534
00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:35,997
The one to go to university
in Auckland.
535
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,021
The one he got when...
That's right. You'd run away.
536
00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:44,892
So Woody says, "Mate,
you think the bannister's poked."
537
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,436
"Wait till you see the newel post."
538
00:24:46,437 --> 00:24:48,437
And the thing was, he was right.
539
00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:52,918
Yeah, ripping story, Sean. Good one.
540
00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,837
I was just pointing out that
he had a really good eye
541
00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:58,864
when it came to stairs...
Had? He's not dead, Sean.
542
00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:01,884
Er, sorry for interrupting.
543
00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:04,877
But you're friends of Woody's,
right?
544
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,437
What right do you even have
to use his name?
545
00:25:07,463 --> 00:25:08,937
Hannah, settle.
546
00:25:09,238 --> 00:25:11,718
I just wondered
if there's been any news.
547
00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:14,836
Er, not for a while.
548
00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:18,478
So, still in a coma is the answer.
549
00:25:18,504 --> 00:25:21,376
I get that you're angry with me,
and I don't blame you.
550
00:25:21,402 --> 00:25:23,203
Oh, that's big of you.
551
00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:27,811
And if I could take back the moment
I got on that thing, I would.
552
00:25:28,563 --> 00:25:29,950
But I can't.
553
00:25:31,837 --> 00:25:34,014
It was Ryan's first time
on a jet ski.
554
00:25:34,424 --> 00:25:36,784
I argued with my mates,
"If you want to ride a motorbike..."
555
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,624
"ride a motorbike, that there's
no place for them on the water."
556
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,836
"Don't dis them till
you've tried it," they said.
557
00:25:42,837 --> 00:25:44,837
And like an idiot, I agreed.
558
00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:49,401
So we're meant to feel
sorry for you now, are we?
559
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:53,369
Like I said, my decision
and I have to wear it.
560
00:25:56,031 --> 00:25:58,031
I'm just hoping like hell he's OK.
561
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,167
Do you want a drink, mate?
562
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:06,436
No, I should... I should get back.
563
00:26:06,437 --> 00:26:08,436
Bring them over.
We're all friends here.
564
00:26:08,437 --> 00:26:10,261
KATIE: Come on.
Bring them over.
565
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,078
Come here. Come here.
566
00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:16,436
Ooh. (LAUGHS)
567
00:26:16,437 --> 00:26:18,078
Mate, it's OK.
568
00:26:19,598 --> 00:26:22,598
(SMILER SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
569
00:26:31,437 --> 00:26:34,849
If it stops you singing, you
can go in and see your friend.
570
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:36,756
But isn't that against the rules?
571
00:26:37,376 --> 00:26:39,422
If it stops you singing,
it's worth it.
572
00:26:47,385 --> 00:26:49,705
GEORGE: So they just
stopped the drugs?
573
00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:53,143
And he wakes up... when he's ready.
574
00:26:54,276 --> 00:26:57,275
Well, he looks better without
that breathing thing.
575
00:26:58,010 --> 00:27:00,010
Looks like Woody again.
576
00:27:06,637 --> 00:27:08,636
Be good to have him back,
don't you reckon?
577
00:27:09,088 --> 00:27:11,637
Yeah. I miss him.
578
00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:15,039
Been that way for a while, though,
hasn't it?
579
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,637
I guess.
580
00:27:22,637 --> 00:27:24,958
He just gets into my soul, you know?
581
00:27:27,337 --> 00:27:30,336
I mean, when a man has the gift
of being able to say
582
00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:32,657
exactly the right thing to a woman
at the right time, or...
583
00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:34,681
He certainly has that gift.
584
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,750
And I'm not even a woman.
585
00:27:43,337 --> 00:27:45,336
Why do things never go the way
you want, George?
586
00:27:46,156 --> 00:27:48,156
Because when you plan...
587
00:27:49,524 --> 00:27:50,883
God laughs.
588
00:27:54,024 --> 00:27:55,703
Something like that.
589
00:27:58,105 --> 00:27:59,736
It's not very helpful, though,
590
00:27:59,737 --> 00:28:01,737
when you try and figure out
if it's the right time.
591
00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:04,121
The right time for what?
592
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:06,416
To fall in love.
593
00:28:09,345 --> 00:28:12,051
I don't think you can schedule
falling in love.
594
00:28:15,898 --> 00:28:17,736
Look who I found.
595
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,736
Sorry. Coffee hunt - fruitless.
596
00:28:20,737 --> 00:28:21,737
Typical Stafford.
597
00:28:21,738 --> 00:28:23,736
Wow, you breached the defences.
598
00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:27,736
Yes, George, I did. (LAUGHS)
599
00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:29,738
Here.
Thanks.
600
00:28:35,937 --> 00:28:40,098
Ike in a Buggy is seriously
the best name you could come up with?
601
00:28:40,258 --> 00:28:42,430
But I'm Ike and I drive my buggy.
602
00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:46,436
Yeah, but it sounds like
you're from, like, the Wild West.
603
00:28:46,437 --> 00:28:49,202
Maybe I want it to sound like that.
Yeah, right.
604
00:28:49,238 --> 00:28:50,436
OK, Shay, how can I help you?
605
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,944
Or did you just call
only to mock me?
606
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,884
Mainly the mocking.
607
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:57,743
But I, uh, do need a pick-up.
608
00:28:59,158 --> 00:29:01,836
Oh, do you?
Yes.
609
00:29:01,837 --> 00:29:04,837
What if I'm already on my way
to another pick-up?
610
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,149
Then I guess you'll miss out.
611
00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:09,836
And I can't have that.
Where am I picking you up from?
612
00:29:09,837 --> 00:29:13,318
Katie's gallery.
Give me five minutes to close up.
613
00:29:13,978 --> 00:29:15,498
I will be there in four.
614
00:29:17,184 --> 00:29:19,383
So sorry. Family emergency!
615
00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:34,816
So this is your
money-making venture?
616
00:29:34,877 --> 00:29:37,877
Yeah. I'm doing OK.
617
00:29:37,903 --> 00:29:40,941
I know you are.
I've seen who you're driving round.
618
00:29:41,576 --> 00:29:44,575
(LAUGHS) They're summer people,
Shay, that's all.
619
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,574
Who like to be driven by Ike.
620
00:29:46,908 --> 00:29:48,908
Strictly professional.
621
00:29:49,056 --> 00:29:50,236
Hands off.
622
00:29:51,276 --> 00:29:53,131
Why? You could if you wanted to.
623
00:29:53,157 --> 00:29:54,276
I don't want to.
624
00:29:54,656 --> 00:29:56,976
I repeat - why?
625
00:30:03,076 --> 00:30:05,076
Look, I... I could...
626
00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:09,976
I could hide behind a joke here.
That'd be easy as.
627
00:30:11,737 --> 00:30:13,326
Much easier than the truth.
628
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,204
Which is what?
629
00:30:21,242 --> 00:30:22,563
They're not you.
630
00:30:32,076 --> 00:30:33,877
You're leaving, I hear.
631
00:30:34,237 --> 00:30:36,275
When summer's done, yeah.
632
00:30:36,476 --> 00:30:38,476
I'll give you directions as we go.
633
00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:45,475
So to make my point, I took
the half-finished shelves
634
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:48,277
and I put them up for sale at
the gallery as a work of art.
635
00:30:48,303 --> 00:30:50,823
Woody was rapt.
He kept calling himself an artist.
636
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,475
(LAUGHTER)
Did they sell?
637
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,476
Actually, yes.
SEAN: Brenda bought them.
638
00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:56,475
Yeah, I did.
Did you? (LAUGHS)
639
00:30:56,476 --> 00:30:58,475
I love them.
640
00:30:58,476 --> 00:31:00,475
How much did you pay?
30.
641
00:31:00,476 --> 00:31:03,475
This will go on for a while, so...
just see you in the morning.
642
00:31:03,476 --> 00:31:04,476
OK.
643
00:31:06,837 --> 00:31:08,876
Do I still have a job tomorrow?
644
00:31:10,376 --> 00:31:12,435
Yes, Arlo, you have a job tomorrow.
645
00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:20,037
Do you want to
come back to my place?
646
00:31:20,223 --> 00:31:21,877
We'll watch something or...
647
00:31:22,037 --> 00:31:23,076
I'd love that.
648
00:31:31,076 --> 00:31:33,717
(SCOFFS) No. No, you are.
649
00:31:35,076 --> 00:31:37,841
(DOOR OPENS)
Do you know anything about Twitter?
650
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:39,075
I've sort of started something
651
00:31:39,076 --> 00:31:41,076
and it's gone in strange
and unexpected directions.
652
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:44,101
No, but I certainly know
the feeling.
653
00:31:45,263 --> 00:31:46,263
Are you...
654
00:31:47,877 --> 00:31:49,076
sneaking off again?
655
00:31:51,722 --> 00:31:53,781
I feel like a fraud being in there.
656
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,229
He's waking up.
657
00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:03,808
If you don't at least say goodbye...
658
00:32:05,076 --> 00:32:07,076
he's gonna be very confused.
659
00:32:10,076 --> 00:32:11,717
(HOLLOWLY) What year is it?
660
00:32:13,397 --> 00:32:15,076
What year is it?
661
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,236
Uh...
662
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:22,941
Uh, it's this year.
663
00:32:23,649 --> 00:32:25,275
What year is it?
664
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,075
It's this year.
665
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,075
Yes, but what year is this?
666
00:32:30,076 --> 00:32:32,770
It's THIS... YEAR.
667
00:32:32,796 --> 00:32:34,077
What year is this year?!
668
00:32:34,237 --> 00:32:37,717
(SHOUTS) What does it matter, lady?!
It's always this year.
669
00:32:37,877 --> 00:32:39,550
(LAUGHTER)
670
00:32:40,884 --> 00:32:42,924
G'day, guys.
(LAUGHTER)
671
00:32:43,537 --> 00:32:45,376
Hey, Woody.
672
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,575
SONG:
Spend a lot of time thinking
about the situation I'm in...
673
00:32:55,576 --> 00:32:57,575
Are you sure this is where
you want to go?
674
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:01,392
Get it once in every while but
I never really make sense of it...
675
00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:02,575
Yep.
676
00:33:02,576 --> 00:33:06,150
Shooting the lyric down
like the figurate on my wrist
677
00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:09,175
One day I'll figure it out
and drill it into my head
678
00:33:09,176 --> 00:33:11,176
Moving on...
679
00:33:18,176 --> 00:33:21,175
IKE'S VOICEMAIL: Sorry, but Ike and
his buggy are done for the night,
680
00:33:21,176 --> 00:33:23,856
but please leave a message because
your business is important to us.
681
00:33:23,881 --> 00:33:24,881
(BEEP!)
682
00:33:24,907 --> 00:33:28,202
What kind of lame duck
taxi service are you running here?
683
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,176
Tom!
684
00:33:31,629 --> 00:33:33,175
You're on taxi duty.
685
00:33:33,476 --> 00:33:35,475
(CHEERING)
686
00:33:36,023 --> 00:33:37,117
(PHONE RINGS)
687
00:33:37,143 --> 00:33:39,203
Two years cleaning up the mess
that I made...
688
00:33:39,229 --> 00:33:40,637
He's awake.
689
00:33:40,663 --> 00:33:42,277
Is he OK?
690
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,957
Still don't believe,
but I take the leap anyway
691
00:33:45,117 --> 00:33:49,475
I feel the nerves
swirl around my body
692
00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:52,156
Take all I learned...
(PHONE RINGS)
693
00:33:52,182 --> 00:33:54,823
George just says "He's Woody."
694
00:33:54,849 --> 00:33:57,849
(SIGHING, CHUCKLING)
BIG MAC: Here's to Woody!
695
00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:59,555
ALL: To Woody!
696
00:33:59,977 --> 00:34:02,657
I really want to say that it was
full of dreams of, you know,
697
00:34:02,717 --> 00:34:05,503
polar bears and penguins
just living side by side.
698
00:34:05,529 --> 00:34:08,750
But it really wasn't.
Disappointing.
699
00:34:09,223 --> 00:34:10,757
And what's the last thing
you remember?
700
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:15,276
Um... well, I was out the back
with George, and um...
701
00:34:18,251 --> 00:34:20,251
We were talking. That's right.
702
00:34:20,877 --> 00:34:22,876
And then you decided to
surf into a jet ski.
703
00:34:22,877 --> 00:34:24,077
Is that what it was?!
704
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,584
SMILER: What did you think it was?
705
00:34:25,717 --> 00:34:28,076
Oh, I thought it was
a very loud polar bear
706
00:34:28,077 --> 00:34:31,075
being chased by
an angry penguin. (LAUGHS)
707
00:34:31,076 --> 00:34:33,077
(LAUGHS) Welcome back, Woody.
708
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,075
Hey? Hey?
(GROANS)
709
00:34:35,076 --> 00:34:37,075
It's good to be back, mate.
(CHUCKLES)
710
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,076
(LAUGHS)
711
00:34:40,076 --> 00:34:43,076
I'm glad you made it, eh?
Yeah, me too.
712
00:34:45,397 --> 00:34:49,076
And, uh...
I'm happy for you.
713
00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,537
Thanks.
714
00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:57,376
You're a great guy.
It was fun.
715
00:35:06,935 --> 00:35:07,935
All yours.
716
00:35:14,076 --> 00:35:16,076
OK, um, hang on. (LAUGHS)
717
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:20,375
Did I just come out of a coma
and get dumped?
718
00:35:27,776 --> 00:35:29,976
It's like what you were saying
when we were out the back
719
00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:32,017
about how sometimes you
don't pick up on the moments
720
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:34,253
that change your life
until it's too late.
721
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:39,177
The thing is... sometimes life
has a way of fixing things.
722
00:35:40,976 --> 00:35:42,897
Give you the chance to put right
723
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,624
what you should have got
right the first time.
724
00:35:49,876 --> 00:35:51,582
And that's the best I've got.
725
00:35:53,289 --> 00:35:54,775
Shall we give them the room?
726
00:35:54,776 --> 00:35:56,389
I think we shall.
727
00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:05,776
(CHUCKLES)
728
00:36:08,531 --> 00:36:09,531
Ooh.
729
00:36:09,557 --> 00:36:11,557
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
730
00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:16,950
You know all that stuff I said about
731
00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,918
not wanting to mess up my life
with a relationship?
732
00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:21,976
Yeah.
733
00:36:23,617 --> 00:36:24,975
That was crap.
734
00:36:25,362 --> 00:36:28,976
Yeah... it really was.
735
00:36:40,661 --> 00:36:41,661
(SMILER SNIFFLES)
736
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:43,975
Are you crying?
737
00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:46,897
No, it's the dust
in these old hospitals, eh?
738
00:36:46,976 --> 00:36:48,976
(SOBS)
739
00:36:55,662 --> 00:36:58,662
(LAID-BACK MUSIC)
740
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,840
(CAR APPROACHES)
741
00:37:37,367 --> 00:37:39,240
SHAY: So, how much do I owe you?
742
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:41,187
Um, I think this one's on the house.
743
00:37:41,267 --> 00:37:42,734
Oh, that's no way to run a business.
744
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,041
Uh, it's called building
a relationship with the customer.
745
00:37:45,081 --> 00:37:46,081
Uh-huh.
746
00:37:46,241 --> 00:37:48,759
You know, keep them coming back
for more, so... (CHUCKLES)
747
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,759
Well, I still think
you deserve something...
748
00:37:52,089 --> 00:37:55,081
for being such an excellent
taxi driver.
749
00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:56,241
Oh.
750
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:04,875
(PHONE RINGS)
Mmm. Business calls.
751
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,959
Yes, it does.
752
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,959
Some hussy doing the walk of shame.
753
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,959
Oh, my favourite customers.
754
00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:12,629
(GIGGLES)
755
00:38:35,121 --> 00:38:36,961
Life turns on moments.
756
00:38:37,603 --> 00:38:39,959
Moments we cannot foresee.
757
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,959
They roll up on us like a wave.
758
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,959
So he just woke up
like nothing had happened?
759
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,680
Yeah, well, for him,
nothing had happened...
760
00:38:46,705 --> 00:38:47,959
that he was aware of, anyway.
761
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,960
Go, Woody.
762
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,795
So... anything happen here
while I was away?
763
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,959
No, nothing much.
764
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,359
Emma and I watched movies.
765
00:39:01,702 --> 00:39:03,359
No biggie.
766
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,359
GEORGE THINKS:
So we cannot plan for them,
767
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,359
which means we just have to
deal with the aftermath.
768
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,360
Don't say a word.
769
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,959
Other moments, thankfully,
can be taken back
770
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,716
and consigned to the pit
where they belong.
771
00:39:15,742 --> 00:39:16,959
Please make it stop.
772
00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:19,959
Shall I handle all of your tweeting
from now on, then, eh?
773
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,230
Yes, please.
774
00:39:21,396 --> 00:39:22,959
GEORGE THINKS:
Then there are moments
775
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,720
that deserve to be
shouted from the rooftops.
776
00:39:24,745 --> 00:39:27,905
(HORN HONKS)
WOODY: I'm back! (LAUGHS CRAZILY)
777
00:39:28,481 --> 00:39:30,560
I didn't die! (LAUGHS)
778
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,559
Monty! Hey!
Yeah!
779
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,559
I'm out of my coma!
Hey!
780
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,670
Yahoo!
781
00:39:37,696 --> 00:39:40,041
There's Ike. Ikey!
782
00:39:40,201 --> 00:39:43,559
Jet ski, mate.
(IKE CHEERS)
783
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,559
Yahoo!
784
00:39:45,836 --> 00:39:47,559
Yeah, buddy!
785
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,560
I'm alive!
786
00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,295
I'm alive.
Yay!
787
00:39:51,321 --> 00:39:52,560
Yahoo!
788
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,059
Hey.
Hey, Georgie!
789
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,059
I thought Smiler
was bringing you back.
790
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,059
Yeah, well, the last
time I saw Smiler,
791
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,381
he was heading off the nurse
792
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:03,059
and a very big smile on his face.
793
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:05,450
Hey, George,
you have to try Doug's pickles.
794
00:40:05,476 --> 00:40:08,475
They are amazing. (LAUGHS)
We better go, though, mate.
795
00:40:08,501 --> 00:40:10,031
I'll catch you later.
Yeah.
796
00:40:18,779 --> 00:40:20,897
Doesn't look any different, does it?
797
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:25,836
No... but it is.
798
00:40:25,862 --> 00:40:28,571
Yeah, doesn't last long, though,
799
00:40:28,597 --> 00:40:30,559
you know,
till the summer people are gone
800
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,031
and she's all ours again.
801
00:40:35,313 --> 00:40:36,776
Us locals.
802
00:40:39,381 --> 00:40:42,381
I'm a local now, am I?
Yeah. Yeah, I reckon.
803
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:44,966
Which means you can be
in on the secret place.
804
00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:47,381
Oh! There's a secret place?
805
00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:49,402
Well, if you're a local there is.
806
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,381
And luckily now... you are.
807
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,781
But, hey, let's take your car.
808
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:54,755
My system's still full of drugs
809
00:40:54,781 --> 00:40:56,941
and every now and again
I still see double.
810
00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:59,325
So, bring the other George with you,
will you?
811
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,459
(BOTH LAUGH)
812
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,813
And we might as well grab
your kids on the way too.
813
00:41:03,139 --> 00:41:04,759
On the way where?
814
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,760
There, George. There, mate. (LAUGHS)
815
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,140
ARLO: Are we allowed to do this?
816
00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:15,859
Er, normally no.
Big Mac would do his nut.
817
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,449
Is this Big Mac's land?
Yeah, but he gets it.
818
00:41:18,501 --> 00:41:19,501
Gets what?
819
00:41:19,527 --> 00:41:21,860
Well, when the summer people
take over the beach,
820
00:41:21,861 --> 00:41:24,859
us locals, we need somewhere
to let off steam.
821
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,860
SONG:
Turned on the weather
822
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,859
Joined at the stars
and the clouds...
823
00:41:31,463 --> 00:41:32,859
Oh!
824
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,859
You said tonight is the night...
825
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,859
(LAUGHS CRAZILY)
Well, Turners, this is it...
826
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:39,859
Hey!
..our secret place.
827
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:43,566
You know, when the summer people
come, they take over our beach,
828
00:41:43,621 --> 00:41:45,061
buzzing around on their water cycle.
829
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:49,341
We like to come here, keep calm,
chill out and stay sane.
830
00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:53,859
And with the power vested in me,
as a local...
831
00:41:54,296 --> 00:41:57,859
I reckon you fellas can come here too.
(LAUGHS)
832
00:41:57,860 --> 00:41:59,860
Can we bring a friend?
Yeah.
833
00:41:59,861 --> 00:42:03,859
Only as long as it's
a special friend, young Arlo.
834
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:06,859
Hey, Woody, you know,
Hannah took revenge for you
835
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,859
by sleeping with the guy
that ran into you.
836
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,955
Shut up!
837
00:42:09,981 --> 00:42:12,659
Oh, yeah, thanks, Hannah.
That means a lot.
838
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:16,581
A long distance call
to keep your spirits up...
839
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:19,660
And, uh... thanks, mate...
840
00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:22,659
for, you know, being my voice.
841
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,959
You did a good job, mate.
842
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,959
To be honest, Woody, things just kind of...
unfolded around me.
843
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:32,383
See? You truly are a local.
844
00:42:32,546 --> 00:42:33,546
(LAUGHS)
845
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:38,661
GEORGE THINKS: But I guess the best
moments, they're not life-defining.
846
00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:42,659
They're certainly not the culmination
of some well-thought-out plan.
847
00:42:43,346 --> 00:42:45,267
They just happen.
848
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:47,484
And you let them happen to you.
849
00:42:48,161 --> 00:42:50,160
And as a way of life,
850
00:42:50,161 --> 00:42:54,160
there is absolutely nothing
wrong with that picture.
851
00:42:54,210 --> 00:42:58,760
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