All language subtitles for 30 Rock s03e17 Cutbacks.eng

[Cheering]

Okay, guys, I just want to say

congratulations on our 50th show!

[Cheering]

That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches

one unsolved crew death...

and an "Emmy" magazine cover story.

[Applause]

Hey, and someone got us booze gifts.

They're all empty. What the hell?.

Jack: Congratulations on 50 shows, everyone.

Enjoy your decorative air holders.

You deserve them.

Lemon, a word.

That's a pretty lame present, Jack.

Cutbacks.

Our parent company

Sheinhardt Wigs, is announcing
losses this quarter

for the first time since the Civil War.

And even I am not immune.
I had to let Jonathan go today.

Oh, my God.
How did he take it?.

Better than I expected.

??? I can't live
if living is without you ???

Okay, last verse, Jonathan.

??? I can't live... ???

I'm warning you now that
the entertainment division

is going to come under
some very close scrutiny.

The days of your wild coke parties are over.

Well, if by "coke," you mean soda...

I do. It's... really bad.
It's so bad...

the Sheinhardts are hiring an
outside consulting firm.

What does that mean?.

It means they're bringing in
hatchet men to trim the fat.

And on Monday, you will have to present

and justify your budget to them.
Can you handle that?.

Handle a presentation?.

Jack, I put on a live show every
week, unless there's wrestling.

I'm on it.

Good. I've got some more
downsizing to do upstairs

so I've got no time for hand-holding.

Let's get this right.

I've got some tricks up my sleeve.

That's my girl.

No, Trix, the cereal.
Some fell in my sleeve.

It's sticking to the fibers.

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[Knocking on door]

You wanted to see me, sir?.

Kenneth, as you may have heard,
Jonathan no longer works here.

Yeah. The assistants talked
about it last night

at Finnegan's, the bar we all
go to after work...

in my dreams.

Yes. Uh, well, obviously,
I'm going to need an assistant

and I'm going to have to ask you to fill in.

But what about my page duties?.

Oh, don't worry.
I've taken care of that.

You'll do both jobs. This is a
very difficult time, Kenneth.

I'm going to be counting on you.

You'll do fine so long as
you follow my three "D's..."

Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.

[Phone rings]

Mr. Donaghy's office.

This is Kenneth.
How may I help you?.

It's Greg Windham from Aviation.

I'm not here.

But you are here, I can see you.

I don't want to talk to him.

Oh... corporate intrigue.

He's not in right now.
I'll tell him you called.

I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief.

Do I already know too much?.

Liz?

Brad Halster...

The Himler Group, a division of
Advantrix Consulting.

Liz Lemon. This is my
associate, Peter Hornberger.

Liz, is there a conference room

where we can sit down and get started?.

Actually, I thought we'd do
this outside the box.

I'd like to tell you about
three television programs...

a comedy show, a musical variety show

and a live television event.

Comedy... music show... Iive show.

Comedy... music... Iive.

Are you getting it?.

Yeah, they're all the same show.
They're all T.G.S.

Now, I could stand here, Brad

and I could bore you with numbers.

I could tell you that we are
the number one late night show

among men nine to 1 3

and the morbidly obese.

I could tell you that we're in final negotiations

to create exclusive content for America's jails.

But I'm not the one being judged here.

So, I thought I'd let the show
speak for herself.

Dessert! [Gagging]

Someone put too many farts in this engine!

It's about to explode!

I'm Flava Obama and I'd like to introduce

our undersecretary of housing
and crystal meth. Boy-ee!

Announcer: It's the
"Bear and Robot Talk Show!"

[Rapping]:
??? My name is Suri Cruise ???

??? Put your hands in the air ???

??? I came out of the womb with
a full head of hair ???

It's farting!
It's farting!

That's our show for tonight!
See you next week!

Jenna: Good night!

All: This is T.G.S.!

So where's that conference room?.

Oh, golly!

Whoa, K.

I'm sorry, Mr. Jordan.

I'm just overworked.

With my page duties and being
Mr. Donaghy's assistant

there's not enough hours in the day.

I'm sorry about that.

But just let me know if
there's any way I can help.

Actually... there is one thing.

No! I was just saying that!

Why can't you read human facial cues?.

All right. What is it?.

Well, with both these jobs

I don't know when I'm going
to be able to get home.

I'm worried about my bird,
Sonny Crockett.

Would you mind going to my
apartment and feeding him?.

Yeah, okay.

Birds are like little dinosaurs.

So, what I'll be doing is
actually pretty cool and brave.

Ah, thank you, sir.
Here are my keys.

Oh, and one thing, don't go into my bedroom.

What?.

Do not go into my bedroom.

25%?. How am I supposed to cut
a quarter of our budget?.

Well, there is some fat.
What about Sid?.

Liz: Sid?

I can't fire our announcer.
He'll lose his insurance.

You know, he has a lot of health problems.

Yeah, because he was
hit by lightning

and can't really talk anymore.

Sid [slurring]: It's... Tergis

with Tracky Jong-Jong and Jimmy Moop!

No, Sid is off the table.

I'm not firing any of my people.

I'm not doing that to their families.

Or, in Sid's case, their much
younger wife with whom

they have an open relationship.

All right, we'll find the
money somewhere else.

The food budget...

No!

All right, what about straws?.
We spend $1 200 a year on straws.

Okay, fine. No more straws.

Everyone drinks from the can from now on.

Pete: [Gasps] Ooh, no, we need straws.

Oh, God!
That's its bathroom!

Listen, Liz, I'm going
to need your revised budget

by the end of today.

I don't know, Brad. T.G.S. is
a complicated machine.

Every part's important.

I get it... you don't want to be the bad guy.

But if you don't make the cuts, I will.

And I don't give a crap about anyone here.

[Liz sighs]

Matthew, I know this isn't easy

but the company's facing cutbacks.

And you have to admit

your Boom Box Division is a
little bit behind the times.

We're not behind the times.
We're groovy.

I can offer you two weeks severance.

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy...

I know you said only interrupt
you if it was very important.

But Tashonda from Time Warner
Cable is on the phone

and she's offering three
free months of Showtime.

But we have to act now!

Kenneth, this does not qualify
as something important.

I do not want Showtime.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I just didn't want you to miss out

on this exciting opportunity.

Thank you, Kenneth.

Take your time.

Hey, little guy.

[Squawks] Don't go in the bedroom!

Don't go in the bedroom!

I wasn't going to!
I wasn't going to! [Squawks]

Kenneth: Hello, Miss Lemon.

Are you here to see Kenneth, the page

or Kenneth, the Mr. Donaghy's assistant?.

Well, I need to see Jack.

Hello, Miss Lemon.

Mr. Donaghy is in an important meeting

and I've been told not to interrupt him.

What is this pertaining to?.

[Sighs] The T.G.S. budget.

Oh, my. That sounds very important.

Mr. Donaghy!

Jack: Kenneth!

Man [sobbing]:
I've worked here for 20 years...

I was wrong. That was
not important enough.

It's me, Kenneth the page.
This job is hard!

Please have a seat. Mr. Donaghy
will be right with you.

Do you know what
these meetings are about?.

I hear people are getting fired.

Yeah, I don't know.

Do you know Jack Donaghy well?.

Pretty well.

Do you happen to know if he's
a boob man or a butt man?.

What?. Why would you ask that?.

Because I don't
want to get fired.

So I'm going to have to go in
there and boink my way

out of this one.
I'm Cheryl, by the way.

You're going to try to have sex with Jack?.

I have to. I have 1 5 employees.
I'm responsible for them.

Do you have any idea what that's like?.

Well, yeah. I have 200 people
under me, but...

Wow. Maybe we could team up.

Go in there together

Iez out, give him a show...

No! Cheryl, get a grip.

Liz: Oh, boy.

Miss Lemon, Mr. Donaghy will see you now.

Jack: Make it quick, Lemon.

I'm in the middle of a very unpleasant day.

Okay, well, so am I.

I know this cutback stuff is difficult.

I don't want to fire anyone.

And I don't want to take
anything away from my crew.

And I want to keep making free
long-distance prank calls

to people like Seattle's
Richard Sacmuncher.

And I think that's reasonable.

So what do I do to get out of this?.

The only thing to do is make your cuts

and live to fight another day.

What?. That's it?.

I thought you'd tell me to cook the numbers

or shred something

or do some Pelican Brief stuff.

Why is everyone talking about that movie?.

It's been playing on Showtime.

Kenneth, get me Showtime.

What?. Why now?.

I'm sorry.

I know this is hard, but
there's no way out of it.

Well, little heads up. Your next
meeting might disagree.

She's planning to change your mind

by hitting... that.

Oh, no. Not again.

This last guy tried to take my belt off.

But the sad thing is,
it sometimes works.

Sexual bartering pays off...

Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.

Well, good luck downstairs.

I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Oh, and one more thing.

Uh, don't cut the straw budget

because I've already cut the exterminators.

[Groans]

Jenna, something weird is going on.

You mean this budget stuff?.

Don't worry about it, Tracy.

It's just going to affect the non-specials.

No, it's not that.

Jenna, you're the smartest
person I know.

Do you think Kenneth

could be a murderer?.

What?. Why would you think that?.

Well, I might be crazy...

but neither he nor his bird
would let me into his bedroom.

And why wouldn't you want to let
Tracy Jordan into your bedroom

unless you've got a bunch of
dead nurses in there?.

Well, I had to study serial killers to prepare

for my role as criminal profiler Jill St. Ferrari

in the Lifetime original
miniseries Hushed Rapings.

And all mass murderers

share three characteristics:
cruelty to animals...

He grew up killing pigs.

Bed-wetting...

No wonder he's fascinated when I do that.

And an inability to read human facial cues.

I admonished him for that earlier!

Three for three!

He's a monster!

Okay, we've got to go tell Jack.

You know, if Kenneth is actually a killer

we're going to be heroes.

Liz, our food is gone. They took it.

It happened this morning.

Do you have a cookie?.

Mommy's baby needs his yum-yums!

Oh, my God...

Sid, did you get fired?.

Good-bye, "Lerz."

Liz, it's a massacre.

What is going on?.

Brad came in this morning
and started making cuts.

I can't go back to teaching high school math.

Those girls pretend they're not
women yet, but they are.

Do something, Liz!

You're our only hope.

[Sighs] Oh.

Halster...

you look hot in those trousers.

How about we grab drinks tonight?.

Marissa?. Update my "schedge."

Good morning, sir.

Kenneth...

I know there's a learning curve
here, but I need you to focus.

No mistakes now. Think before
you speak... understand?.

Yes.

[Jenna gasps]

Oh!

Hey, K...

Where's Jonathan?.

Jonathan's not here anymore.

How may I help you?.

Um, we need to see Jack.

I don't know if I can allow that.

I've made some mistakes
lately... terrible mistakes.

Uh-huh.

So I need to know what this is about.

I can't have you getting me into trouble.

It's not about you.

Tracy: Yeah, it's about someone else.

I'm afraid this guy I know in
Canada might be a serial killer.

And what is his name?.

Kenneth. I mean, I'll tell you his name.

It's Kenneth.

Excellent. I will be sure to let him know

as soon as he's done firing
Steven Lee from Microwaves.

What?.

Kenneth: Oh, Mr. Lee. I forgot.

He's ready for you now.

I've got chills. He's evil.

If I had any doubts about this
before, and I don't think I did

they're gone now.

We've got to go to his apartment
and save who we can.

We're definitely gonna be heroes.

Yeah! Like Julia and Denzel
in The Pelican Brief!

Lee, I need that dress Jenna
wore for the hooker sketch

the heels Tracy wears

when he plays Michelle Obama, and double...

wait... triple Spanx.

I need a make-up artist!

No. The sluttier one.

Thanks, Liz!

You're our hero.

[Slow clapping]

They may take my dignity...

but they will never take our straws!

All: Yeah! [Cheering]

Oh, my God.

Why does he have a rolled-up towel

against the bottom of the door?.

It's so creepy!

Jenna, I just want you
to know that if we find

any human remains in there

I'm going to throw up all over your face.

Oh, no!

Kenneth's a murderer and
The Riddler is coming!

No! It's a bug bomb.

Get out! Get out!

It's poisonous!

[Both scream]

[Squawks weakly]

So... thanks for dinner.

You sure know a lot about sushi.

Well, you've got to be careful

or they'll try to up-sell you to real crab.

Both: So...

[Laughs] Listen, I've got to get going.

I've got a lot of... work tomorrow.

All right, listen, we're both adults here.

We know the deal. Let's cut to the chase.

That's certainly direct.

[Sighs] We go upstairs,
20 minutes, open mouth.

I will work your ears.

I don't know, Liz.

What you're asking me to do is a big deal.

If I go through with this,
I need to know it's worth it.

Fine, 30 minutes.

I'll make some sounds, and you
can say one weird thing to me.

All right, hardball!

30 minutes, sounds, top front of
my body is now in play. Deal?.

Deal.

Jack: Uh, Lemon?.

I heard a rumor that you went out

with one of the consultants last night.

Well, I had no choice.

I had to give him a little taste
of the Lemon.

And it was not sour, my friend.
Not sour.

It's interesting you
put it that way

because your writers' room
is now the headquarters

for Telemundo's coverage of
World Cup soccer qualifying.

[Announcer speaks Spanish]

What the what?.

Brad and I had a deal!
I gave him top front!

Top front?. Good lord, Lemon.
That's your worst quadrant.

Kenneth...

you know how you told Tracy

not to go into your bedroom?.

Well, naturally, we assumed
you were a serial killer

and, as you can imagine

your bird is dead.

Tracy: Yeah, but on the bright
side, you've been downgraded

from "suspect" to "person of interest."

Someday, we're going to look
back on this and laugh.

[Laughs] Time does heal all wounds!

[Jenna sighs]

Kenneth: Now, you wait just one minute!

I am sorry to be using my barn
voice in front of a lady

but I am riled up.

It is not enough that
you killed the bird

I've had for almost 60 years.

But the fact that you didn't
trust me is unforgivable.

But what should I expect?.

Look at you two, walking around
without a care in the world

as budgets are slashed and
people keep getting called

into Mr. Donaghy's office to be fired.

I may just be a non-special.

But what you two did
is inexcusable. Good day.

[Frank and Pete
argue indistinctly]

What did you do?.

We trusted you!

You ruined it with your
talking, didn't you?.

Hey! Why are you still
messing with my show?.

What about last night?.

Liz, last night was what it was.

But... business is business.

Right, and last night, I gave you "the business."

We had an agreement...

top front and some light ear work.

You got your quid, Halster.
Where's my quo?.

Oh, my God...

Iast night was about the show?.

Oh, please, you know it was.

You were all, "Ooh, it's got to be worth it"

and "What you're asking me
to do is such a big deal."

[Emotional]:
It was a big deal.

Being with a woman for the first
time since my wife died?.

Oh, snap.

It was just a transaction?.
What kind of person are you?.

Does it help if I tell you

I thought we were doing sexual espionage?.

[Crying]: Oh, God! Sharon!
My angel!

I swore to you the next one
would be worthy, but she's not!

She's a monster!

Marissa, add Dr. Walters
to my "schedge"! [Sobs]

[Quietly]: Okay. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

Okay, so Mr. Halster has filed

a complaint against you
with Human Resources.

Specifically, his claim
suggests that you tried

to barter sex in exchange for
professional consideration.

In the Human Resource world

we refer to that as being
"a filthy prostitute."

Now, since this is your first incident

and, uh, Mr. Donaghy has explained

the mitigating circumstances...

Jack: I'm convinced that

this sexual outburst was
brought on by menopause.

We are recommending only

a two-week suspension without pay.

Okay. That's fair.

Jack: And obviously, Mr. Halster

cannot function in this hostile
work environment.

His company has reassigned him
and your budget review process

will start over again under my supervision.

Really?.

Yes, really. I hope you've
learned your lesson, Miss Lemon.

When you harass sexually in the workplace

things do not somehow just work out in the end.

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy...

I thought you'd like to know

that there's a spider on the printer.

Oh, no. Am I interrupting?.

Is this another firing meeting?.

It is now.

Kenneth, have a seat.

Ken?.

We feel bad that we, but mostly
Jenna, gassed your bird.

I agree.

Not to name names...

but it's so sad that a certain black individual

found it necessary to trick someone

so pretty into believing
you were a murderer.

I'm sorry, is there a point to all this?

I've had a bad couple of days.

Well... we feel terrible
about what happened.

So we did a little something
to make it up to you.

Oh!

Looks like I've got some naming to do!

Pat... Balthazar... Donna...

Lorne... Michael...

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