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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON STRIPPER OF THE YEAR, GISELLE.
I KNOW, I NEVER WON NOTHIN' BEFORE.
WELL, EXCEPT, ONCE WHEN I WAS IN THE THIRD GRADE,
I WON A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.
THE THIRD GRADE ?
THIRD ?
WELL, I WAS 18.
OH, OF COURSE.
RIGHT...
DANCING WATERS !
OOOH... WOW !
WHOA...
WOW, CHECK OUT THOSE HOTTIES.
( cars honking )
AAAHHH... !
HELP !
( zipping )
HELP, I CAN'T SWIM !
( bubbling )
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
WHOA, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE--
I KNOW, PAM ANDERSON.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE PAM ANDERSON.
WHAT-- NO, NO,
YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE PAM ANDERSON.
I WAS GONNA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE THIS HOT BROAD
THAT WAS STANDING OVER THERE BY THE RAILING WHEN I CRASHED.
OH... RIGHT.
WELL, THAT WASN'T ME.
YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK LIKE PAM ?
NOT EVEN A LITTLE ? NOPE.
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪
( evil laughter )
COUNTERFEITING PENNIES...
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL "MAKING MONEY".
FINISHED, BOSS.
THIS ONE ONLY TOOK ME THREE MONTHS.
WAIT A SECOND... IN "DOG" WE TRUST ?
YOU KNOW I'M DYSLEXIC.
OH...
WELL, MAYBE NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
CHEAPO, WE'VE BEEN COUNTERFEITING PENNIES
FOR, LIKE, YEARS NOW.
WOULDN'T IT BE MORE, YOU KNOW,
BETTER IF WE COUNTERFEITED
SAY, QUARTERS, OR EVEN NICKELS ?
WOULDN'T IT BE MORE, YOU KNOW, BETTER
IF YOU JUST SHUT UP !
SORRY.
GO ON, SAY IT.
UM, CHEAPO, ME AND HENCHMAN #1 WE'VE BEEN THINKING,
MAYBE WE COULD, UH,
USE SOME OF THOSE FAKE PENNIES TO BUY NEW UNIFORMS.
WE BEEN WEARING THESE SAME ONES FOR YEARS.
I WAS THINKING WE COULD SPRUCE 'EM UP A BIT.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WITH SOME COLORFUL SEQUINS
OR RHINESTONES...
HERE, I MADE SOME DRAWINGS.
SEE ? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
HOW THE ORANGE BLENDS IN WITH THE BLUE AND--
NEVER !
LOOK AROUND YOU !
I DIDN'T BUILD THIS EMPIRE THROWING AWAY MONEY
LIKE SOME... MONEY THROWER-AWAYER.
RIGHT, BOSS.
SORRY, BOSS.
I HAVE BIG PLANS FOR THESE PENNIES.
THEY'RE GONNA FINANCE OUR BIGGEST CRIME YET.
REALLY ?
HOW BIG ?
WE'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS !
AWW, NUTCRACKERS, I LOST AGAIN.
GISELLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
PLAYING STRIP POKER.
YOU DON'T PLAY STRIP POKER IN A CASINO !
BUT THESE SWEET GUYS SAID WE WAS.
COME ON.
AWW... AWW... AWW...
BOOBS... BOOBS...BOOBS...
YEAH, GOODIE, I WON, 18 MORE NICKELS !
GOODIE, I WON !
YOU KNOW, STRIPPERELLA DONATES 100% OF THE PROCEEDS
FROM LICENSING HER IMAGE TO CHARITY.
I KNOW, SHE HAS HER OWN CHARITY:
ANIMALS NEED UNIVERSAL SUPPORT, OR "A.N.U.S."
I HAPPEN TO BE A BIG SUPPORTER OF STRIPPERELLA'S ANUS.
HEY, BABY, THE WIFE AND KIDS ARE AT THE WATER PARK
SO I GOT THE ROOM ALL TO MYSELF.
EWW.
IN FACT, DOUBLE EWW.
SO, YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO THE ROOM ?
FINE, WE CAN GET BUSY RIGHT HERE.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE LADY ?
SHE SAID "DOUBLE-EWW".
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED.
WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU THEN ?
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS.
HEY, WAITRESS, ANOTHER VODKA !
THAT WAS CLOSE.
HE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER MY GUITAR.
YOU'RE A MUSICIAN ?
YEAH, I'M DEVON.
UM, I'M EROTICA.
WELL, EROTICA, CAN I BUY YOU A FREE DRINK ?
SIR, HERE'S YOUR VODKA.
AH, LAS VEGAS...
HOME OF FREE DRINKS AND THE $1.99 STEAK.
IT'S A PENNY PINCHER'S PARADISE !
( muffled chatter )
( with disdain ) OH...
( gasping for air )
NEXT TIME, CAN WE PLEASE BUY TWO MORE SEATS ON THE BUS ?
OR AT LEAST POKE HOLES IN THE SUITCASE ?!
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT
THINGS IN THE PAST WE CAN'T CHANGE,
WE CONCENTRATE ON WHY WE'RE HERE !
SO, WHY ARE WE HERE ?
WE ARE GONNA KNOCK OFF THAT CASINO !
WHOA !
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT !
NOT THAT ONE, THAT ONE !
THE COPPER NUGGET.
INSIDE THEIR VAULT THERE ARE OVER 100 COPPER BRICKS.
THEY'RE LIKE GOLD BRICKS,
EXCEPT THAT THEY'RE MADE OF COPPER.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH ALL THOSE COPPER BRICKS ?
BUILD A COPPER HOUSE ?
NO... WE CAN TURN THEM INTO COUNTERFEIT PENNIES.
THOUSANDS OF THEM !
I'VE BEEN PLAYING MUSIC SINCE I WAS SIX.
IT'S MY PASSION.
WHEN I WRITE A SONG,
I DON'T SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD
UNTIL IT COMPLETELY, TOTALLY REPRESENTS MY SOUL.
WOW, I'D REALLY LOVE TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC.
I'M PLAYING TOMORROW NIGHT AT THEDOUBLE-DOWN SALOON.
I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU COULD MAKE IT.
OH, THIS IS THE WORST TRIP EVER.
I'M DOWN OVER $1000.
THIS IS MY LAST HAND.
( coins falling )
H-HEY, JACKPOT !
I WON $1,000, I GOT MY MONEY BACK !
CIGARETTES, CIGARS, LICORICE
RAISINS, DATES, PRUNES...
OOH, I LOVE DATES.
EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH FOR A DATE ?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?
I SAID "HOW MUCH FOR A DATE ?"
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
VEGAS VICE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, PERVERT.
( blows whistle )
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I JUST WANTED A DATE !
AND MAYBE A PRUNE !
WAIT... MY MONEY IS IN THAT MACHINE !
LOOKS LIKE A POLICE BUST.
UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THE GIRLS YOU SEE AT THESE CASINO BARS
ARE HOOKERS OR STRIPPERS.
HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS ARE PEOPLE, TOO.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A STRIPPER.
THAT'S GREAT YOU BELIEVE THAT.
ALL I KNOW IS I WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH A STRIPPER.
WELL, FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD BE A STRIPPER.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ?
( jailhouse harmonica playing )
...SO I TOLD HIM I WAS A SOUTHWEST MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
FOR THE FILE ENGINEERING DIVISION
OF A COMPANY THAT MANUFACTURES THOSE LITTLE CAPS
THAT GO ON THE TOP OF THE POLES IN THE CHAINLINK FENCES.
I JUST COULDN'T TELL HIM I WAS A STRIPPER.
WHEN SOME PEOPLE HEAR "STRIPPER"
ALL THEY CAN PICTURE IS SOME CRAZY, SLUTTY TRAMP.
I MEAN, NONE OF US ARE LIKE THAT.
WELL, EXCEPT PERSEPHONE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I JUST HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME MEETING GUYS
AND YOU KNOW I'M A SUCKER FOR MUSICIANS.
HE JUST SEEMS SO PASSIONATE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIS MUSIC.
I'M SURE WHEN HE GETS TO KNOW YOU,
IT WON'T MATTER THAT YOU LET STRANGERS
SEE YOU NAKED FOR A LIVING.
OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.
I FINALLY MEET A GUY I REALLY LIKE
AND I JUST KNOW IF I TELL HIM I'M A STRIPPER
HE'S GONNA WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
I DON'T WANNA DIE ALONE !
KEVIN, PETE, MARIO, GISELLE AND PERSEPHONE.
YOU ALL HAVE VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALLS.
HEY, EROTICA... IT'S ME.
WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER TO JUST CALL ME OUT OF THE ROOM ?
NO, THEY REALLY HAD PHONE CALLS.
OH-- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
THE CHIEF NEEDS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU IN THE STEAM ROOM.
CHIEF STROGANOFF ?
AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
STRIPPERELLA... IT'S CHEAPO.
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
HE'S IN LAS VEGAS AND HE'S UP TO NO GOOD.
( gasp )
OH-- OH MY GOODNESS !
I KNOW, IT'S TERRIBLE.
HERE, I HAVE SOMETHING BIG TO SHOW YOU.
LOOK AT THIS.
CHEAPO PLACED THIS AD IN THE LOCAL FREE PRESS.
"WANTED: ELEVEN EVIL VILLAINS TO ASSIST IN MAJOR CRIME.
"IF INTERESTED, REPORT TO THE 99-CENT BUFFET
AT THE MONTAGE CASINO TOMORROW AT NOON."
I WANT YOU TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A BAD GUY
AND INFILTRATE THAT MEETING.
OKAY, CHIEF, GOT IT.
REMEMBER, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE CHEAPO ON THE LOOSE
JUST DANGLING FREE
HANGING OUT IN THE OPEN WITH THOSE TWO NUTS OF HIS,
LIKE SOME SORT OF DEFORMED, GROTESQUE WILD SNAKE.
OKEY-DOKEY, GOT IT, BYE.
I'M GLAD YOU COULD ALL BE HERE.
DIRTY SANCHEZ, PENIS FACE
THE PLUMBER, RUBBER BOY
EVIL LOCKSMITH, LAZY SUSAN
CRAZY EYES, WEIRD AL.
WE ARE GOING TO ROB A CASINO.
( affirming murmurs )
HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
RUBBER BOY, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU CONTORT YOURSELF
INTO A LITTLE BALL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA--
SIR, I CAN'T DO THAT
'CAUSE I'M NOT THAT LIMBER.
WELL, AREN'T YOU RUBBER BOY ?
WELL, YEAH, BUT THEY JUST CALL ME THAT
BECAUSE I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO PROMOTING SAFE SEX.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE CONDOM ?
NO !
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, FREE ?
SURE.
CAN ANYBODY CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL ?
( Stripperella ) I CAN.
OH, WHO ARE YOU ?
WHO AM I ?
UH, I'M ROBIN... ROBIN STUFF.
I'M REAL EVIL.
I LOVE CRIME AND IF IT MEANS ANYTHING,
I WORK CHEAP.
WELL, HAVE A SEAT, ROBIN STUFF.
WHAT EXACTLY IS EVERYBODY'S TAKE IN THIS HEIST ?
HOW MUCH MONEY WE TALKING HERE ?
OUR TARGET IS THE 100 COPPER BRICKS INSIDE THE VAULT
OF THE COPPER NUGGET CASINO.
FOR YOUR SERVICES, EACH OF YOU WILL BE PAID
ONE ENTIRE COPPER BRICK, EACH VALUED AT NEARLY $16.
AH, I DON'T MEAN TO BE OUT OF LINE, CHEAPO,
BUT 16 BUCKS ?
IF WE'RE GONNA RISK BREAKING INTO A CASINO,
SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING AWAY
WITH AT LEAST SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS ?
YEAH, AS YOU KNOW, I'M A PLUMBER.
I USUALLY GET, LIKE, $60 AN HOUR TO PLUMB.
I'D BE LOSING MONEY IF I DID THIS.
( murmuring in agreement )
( man ) YEAH, WE GOT SKILLS.
THE DEAL IS WHAT IT IS.
IF ANYONE WANTS OUT, NOW IS THE TIME.
THAT'S IT FOR ME, I'M OUT.
HEY, WAIT-- WAIT...
YOU EACH OWE ME 99-CENTS FOR THE BUFFET !
YEAH, PUT IT ON MY TAB.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ?
NOWHERE ?
I WANTED MORE JELLO WITH THE FRUIT IN IT ?
YOU'RE STILL IN ?
I TOLD YOU, I WORK CHEAP.
( Cheapo ) THEN, HENCHMAN #1, YOU'LL HAVE 15 SECONDS
TO TAKE DOWN THE GUARD AT THAT ENTRANCE
CUT A HOLE IN THE ROOF AND RAPPEL INTO THE VAULT.
15 SECONDS ?!
HENCHMAN #2, YOU'RE GONNA BORE A HOLE THROUGH THE SIDE WALL
ENTER THE CASINO, THEN SIMULTANEOUS DEPLOY
STINK BOMBS AT ALL 17 ENTRANCES.
CAN'T I JUST WALK IN THE FRONT DOOR ?
EROTICA ?
I'M SORRY, YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
OF COURSE IT'S YOU, EROTICA.
YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
I RECOGNIZE YOUR TATTOO.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE THIS TATTOO.
I SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TINY SCAR ON YOUR ANKLE ?
AND, OH, YOU GOT THAT SAME HEART-SHAPED BIRTHMARK
ON YOUR BEHIND.
IT'S A COINCIDENCE.
ALL THOSE THINGS ARE COINCIDENCES.
NOW BEAT IT, GISELLE-- OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW !
OH, I AM SO SORRY, MA'AM, I COULDA SWORN YOU WAS HER.
MY APOLOGIES.
SO, SHALL WE CONTINUE DISCUSSING
ALL THE INTIMATE DETAILS OF THE HEIST ?
AHH...
WE CAN'T TRUST HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ALREADY.
WE'LL HAVE TO SILENCE HER, PERMANENTLY.
AH, HA HA HA HA--
OH, AND CHEAPLY.
( evil laughter )
OH, MOM, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU.
MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN.
IT'S A ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
HOW COULD YOU SOLICIT A DIRTY HOOKER IN A CASINO BAR
WHEN THERE ARE PERFECTLY GOOD LEGAL BROTHELS
WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE ?
HUH ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
IN THIS DAY AND AGE YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO TO A BROTHEL !
WHAT, WITH THE DISEASES AND THE RUDE PIMPS...
( sigh ) I TELL YA,
IT WAS A LOT DIFFERENT BACK WHEN I WAS A PROSTITUTE.
MOM, HONEST, I'M INNOCENT, I---
DID YOU JUST SAY "BACK WHEN I WAS A PROSTITUTE" ?
YES !
I WAS A PROSTITUTE FROM 1948 TO 1953--
AND, YOU KNOW, ONCE AGAIN IN 1993--
BUT YOU KNEW ALL THAT.
NO, I KNEW NOTHING OF THE SORT !
ARE YOU SURE ?
MOM, I THINK I'D REMEMBER IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A WHORE !
A PROSTITUTE, HONEY.
WHATEVER !
DOES DAD KNOW ABOUT THIS ?
OF COURSE, THAT'S HOW WE MET.
I THOUGHT YOU MET AT CHURCH.
WELL, TECHNICALLY, WE MET ON THE STREET
BUT WE WENT INTO THE CHURCH...
OH-- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY !
PLEASE, MOM, STOP TALKING, JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.
DID YOU PAY MY BAIL ?
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
THEY DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN LAS VEGAS.
OH, GUARD...
MY FATE IS GONNA BE DECIDED BY THE SPIN OF A WHEEL ?
HERE GOES NOTHING.
FREEDOM !
FREEDOM, COME ON, SPRING ME BABY !
I WON.
I WON !
A HAWAIIAN VACATION !
YEAH !
OKAY, THE HELICOPTER'S READY AND--
HEY, WHAT'S SHE STILL DOING HERE ?
AND WHAT'S ALL THIS CRAP ?
ICE CREAM, HOT FUDGE,
WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, ET CETERA.
WHY ?
WE'RE GONNA BURY HER IN THE DESSERT,
JUST LIKE YOU TOLD US.
BURY HER IN THE DESSERT ?
I SAID BURY HER IN THE DESERT !
NO, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID "BURY HER IN THE DESSERT".
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, WHY WOULD I SAY THAT ?
REMEMBER, YOU WROTE IT DOWN
BECAUSE YOU SAID WE'D SCREW IT UP IF YOU DIDN'T.
SEE, "DESSERT".
IT'S GOT TWO S's BECAUSE YOU WANT MORE.
OOH, WHERE AM I ?
YOU'RE IN AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE
AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE BURIED IN...
DESSERT !
WHAT ?
DON'T ASK.
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
NEVERTHELESS, GET READY FOR YOUR LAST MEAL.
TURN HER INTO A SUNDAE, BOYS !
( grunting )
I HOPE YOU LIKE ICE CREAM, ROBIN,
OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT ICE CREAM'S FAT FREE.
NOPE.
DARN !
YOU CAN'T HAVE A SUNDAE WITHOUT TOPPINGS !
( evil laughter )
AH, OH NUTS !
OW, OW, OOH, OW...
OW-- FUDGE !
ICE SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MURDER.
HA HA !
LET'S GO, HENCHMEN,
THERE ARE 100 COPPER BRICKS WITH OUR NAMES ON 'EM.
THEY PUT OUR NAMES ON 'EM ?
NO, YOU IDIOT !
IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH !
HAVING NIPPLES THAT CAN CUT GLASS SURE COMES IN HANDY.
OH, I RUINED MY BLOUSE.
( zipping )
TIME TO GO BEAT THE ODDS !
DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE ?
I GUESS IT DOES, YEAH...
DOESN'T MATTER, NO ONE CAN HEAR ME ANYWAY.
THIS IS THE LAST OF THEM.
HEY, NEXT TIME, CAN WE GET GAS MASKS, TOO ?
YOU KNOW, THE MONEY WE SPENT ON THE GETAWAY COPTER
AND THE STINK BOMBS AND STUFF,
COULD HAVE EASILY HAVE GONE TOWARD NEW OUTFITS.
JUST GET IN !
( Stripperella ) NOT SO FAST !
STRIPPERELLA ?!
THAT'S RIGHT, CHEAPO,
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BURY ME, BUT I ESCAPED !
HUH ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
OH, YEAH, RIGHT...
YOU DIDN'T BURY ME, THAT WAS SOME OTHER GIRL.
I WASN'T BURIED... ANYWHERE.
NOW, HAND OVER THE COPPER.
NO.
WHY DO I EVEN ASK ?
SO LONG, STRIPPERELLA !
( evil laughter )
SHE'S HANGING ON TO THE 'COPTER !
NOT FOR LONG !
HEADS I WIN, TAILS YOU LOSE.
( gasp ) A SILVER DOLLAR !
HA, I GOTCHA !
BOSS, LOOK OUT !
AAAHHH !
THAT'S WHAT I CALL TAKING THE HELICOPTER FOR A SPIN.
DRAT.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH SHE HAS TO FOIL OUR PLANS
BUT DOES SHE ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE SOME SMART-ASS COMMENT ?
I THINK I'M GONNA HURL.
AWWW...
HI, EROTICA !
YOU MADE IT !
EROTICA, THIS IS CLARK.
I MET HIM LAST NIGHT AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE.
YOU LADIES WANNA HAVE A MENAGE-A-FOUR ?
ISN'T HE FUNNY ?
YES, IF BY "FUNNY" YOU MEAN "DRUNK."
HEY, EROTICA, WHEN I WAS MOSEYING DOWN THE STRIP
I RAN INTO A GIRL THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
SHE HAD ALL YOUR SAME MARKINGS AND EVERYTHING !
I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T ME--
OOH, THERE'S DEVON.
HE'S DREAMY.
I KNOW.
I'VE DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.
AT LEAST NOT FOR A FEW YEARS.
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIS MUSIC.
I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE MY FIRST SONG
TO A VERY SPECIAL SOUTHWESTERN MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
FOR THE BIOENGINEERING DIVISION OF A COMPANY
THAT MANUFACTURES THOSE LITTLE CAPS
THAT GO ON TOP OF THE POLES IN CHAINLINK FENCES.
THIS SONG IS CALLED, "HEART POTATO."
♪ MY HEART IS LIKE A POTATO ♪
♪ IT CAN BE BAKED OR MASHED OR FRENCH FRIED ♪
♪ OR AU GRATIN ♪
♪ OR JULIENNED ♪
♪ OR SAUTEED WITH ONIONS IN A PAN ♪
♪ POTATO... ♪
THIS GUY SUCKS !
♪ POTATO... ♪
♪ POTATOOOOO... ♪
♪ SPUD ♪♪
( one applause )
( wretching )
I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
I'M A STRIPPER.
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪
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