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THIS IS RIDICULOUS ! 14 00:01:10,763 --> 00:01:12,065 ( baby cooing ) 15 00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:15,101 OKAY, MAYBE, YOU HAVE A POINT. 16 00:01:15,101 --> 00:01:15,969 ( beeping ) 17 00:01:15,969 --> 00:01:18,138 ( gasping ) UH-OH, THAT'S MY STOMACH ! 18 00:01:18,138 --> 00:01:20,306 IT ALWAYS VIBRATES WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 19 00:01:20,306 --> 00:01:22,909 I BETTER GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 20 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:25,078 WAIT ! YOU CAN'T JUST-- 21 00:01:25,078 --> 00:01:26,379 SHE'S GONE. 22 00:01:26,813 --> 00:01:31,151 IT SEEMS LIKE SHE RUSHES OUT LIKE THAT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. 23 00:01:33,753 --> 00:01:35,488 HELLO, KEVIN. 24 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:37,223 MOM ! 25 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,958 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?! 26 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:41,127 YOUR FATHER AND I ARE SPLITTING UP. 27 00:01:41,127 --> 00:01:43,296 SPLIT-- DAD-- YOU AND DAD-- WHAT ?! 28 00:01:43,296 --> 00:01:45,465 COME HERE, POOKIE. 29 00:01:45,465 --> 00:01:48,501 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR NOSE. 30 00:01:51,538 --> 00:01:54,140 CHIEF STROGANOFF, AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY. 31 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,875 STRIPPERELLA, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE. 32 00:01:56,309 --> 00:01:58,478 THAT'S A CUP OF MY URINE. 33 00:01:58,478 --> 00:02:01,514 I NEED YOU TO READ THE LITTLE STICK THINGY THERE. 34 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:03,249 IS THIS A PREGNANCY TEST ? 35 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:05,852 YES, I MISSED MY PERIOD THIS MONTH, 36 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:08,021 AND I'M AFRAID I MIGHT BE PREGNANT. 37 00:02:08,021 --> 00:02:09,756 SIR, YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT. 38 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,358 RIGHT... THANK GOD I'M A VIRGIN. 39 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:14,961 NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 40 00:02:14,961 --> 00:02:16,262 ALL THE SMART STUDENTS 41 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:17,997 AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH SCHOOL 42 00:02:17,997 --> 00:02:19,299 HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING. 43 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:22,769 THE NERDS, THE SCIENCE GEEKS, MATHLETES, ASIANS, 44 00:02:23,203 --> 00:02:24,504 BRAINIACS, POINDEXTERS. 45 00:02:24,504 --> 00:02:26,673 I GET IT, THE SMART KIDS. 46 00:02:26,673 --> 00:02:29,275 I WANT YOU TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT 47 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,010 AND FIND OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. 48 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,179 WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR ME TO GO UNDERCOVER 49 00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:34,047 AS A TEACHER ? 50 00:02:34,047 --> 00:02:35,782 THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE SENSE. 51 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:37,517 STUDENTS' LIVES ARE IN DANGER ! 52 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:39,686 OH, DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO GO SHOPPING 53 00:02:39,686 --> 00:02:40,987 FOR BACK TO SCHOOL CLOTHES ? 54 00:02:40,987 --> 00:02:43,590 WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THERE'S A SALE ON BELLY SHIRTS 55 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:44,891 ATFLINDERMAN'S. 56 00:02:44,891 --> 00:02:47,493 NOW, LISTEN, POSING AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT 57 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:49,229 COULD BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 58 00:02:49,229 --> 00:02:50,964 YOU COULD END UP DEAD OR WORSE... 59 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:54,000 YOU COULD GET KNOCKED UP BY SOME COCKY SENIOR, 60 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,735 OR WIND UP WITH REALLY BAD ACNE, 61 00:02:56,169 --> 00:02:58,771 OR LOSE HOMECOMING QUEEN TO THAT BITCH SUZY FINKEL. 62 00:02:59,205 --> 00:03:00,940 OR DROP THE BALL IN THE BIG GAME 63 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:03,109 OR NOT GET ASKED TO PROM. 64 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:06,579 ( man ) OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FUNGUS ! 65 00:03:06,579 --> 00:03:08,314 ( laughing ) 66 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:12,218 I PUT INK ON THE MICROSCOPE, 67 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:14,387 AND, NOW, YOU LOOK FUNNY ! 68 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:17,857 ( laughing ) GOT YOU BACK ! 69 00:03:17,857 --> 00:03:21,327 THAT'S NOT REALLY SODA, IT'S BORIC ACID ! 70 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:23,496 MY INNARDS ARE GONNA BURN FOR DAYS ! 71 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:26,532 I MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED ! 72 00:03:26,532 --> 00:03:28,701 ( laughing ) 73 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:30,870 ( Stripperella ) HEY, HAL, BERNARD. 74 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:33,039 OH, HI, STRIPPERELLA. 75 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:34,774 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, GUYS ? 76 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:36,075 SINCE YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, 77 00:03:36,075 --> 00:03:38,244 WE PACKED YOU A VERY SPECIAL LUNCH. 78 00:03:38,244 --> 00:03:40,413 WE PUT IT IN A STRIPPERELLA LUNCHBOX. 79 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:42,582 YOU KNOW, ALL THE PROFITS FROM THESE LUNCHBOXES 80 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:44,751 GO DIRECTLY INTO MY ANUS. 81 00:03:44,751 --> 00:03:46,052 YOUR ANUS ? 82 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:47,787 YEAH ! YOU KNOW, MY CHARITY. 83 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:50,823 "ANIMALS NEED UNIVERSAL SUPPORT". 84 00:03:50,823 --> 00:03:52,125 A.N.U.S. ! 85 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:52,992 RIGHT. OF COURSE. 86 00:03:53,426 --> 00:03:54,294 I KNEW THAT. 87 00:03:54,727 --> 00:03:56,896 WELL, BACK TO YOUR BOX. 88 00:03:56,896 --> 00:03:59,932 WE PACKED YOU A FRUIT ROLL-UP LADDER. 89 00:03:59,932 --> 00:04:01,234 IT'S APRICOT. 90 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:02,535 A BANANA PHONE. 91 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:03,836 IT'S A LITTLE GREEN, RIGHT NOW. 92 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:05,138 DON'T ANSWER IT FOR A FEW DAYS. 93 00:04:05,571 --> 00:04:06,873 GIVE IT TIME TO RIPEN. 94 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:09,475 THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY CHEESE SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD, 95 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:11,644 BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S WHEAT BREAD ! 96 00:04:11,644 --> 00:04:13,379 BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. 97 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,548 LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BITE IT ! 98 00:04:16,849 --> 00:04:19,018 A RAZOR-SHARP SLICE OF MONTEREY JACK. 99 00:04:19,452 --> 00:04:23,356 IT ALSO COMES IN CHEDDAR, GOUDA, SWISS AND TOFU CHEESE, 100 00:04:23,356 --> 00:04:25,091 IN CASE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL A VEGETARIAN. 101 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:27,260 HOW THOUGHTFUL ! 102 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,862 FINALLY, A SUPER-CHARGED BLASTING THERMOS. 103 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:31,164 WHEN SHAKEN AND OPENED, 104 00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:32,899 IT SENDS A STREAM OF LIQUID SO POWERFUL, 105 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,935 IT CAN BLAST THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 106 00:04:36,369 --> 00:04:37,670 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL HAVE TO SAVE MY LIFE 107 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:38,971 OR THE LIVES OF OTHERS 108 00:04:38,971 --> 00:04:41,140 BY BLASTING THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 109 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:44,610 HEY, WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THE CHIEF PEED IN HERE ? 110 00:04:45,044 --> 00:04:46,346 EW ! 111 00:05:02,395 --> 00:05:03,696 ( bell ringing ) 112 00:05:03,696 --> 00:05:05,865 HI, I'M WOODY BOOM ! 113 00:05:05,865 --> 00:05:08,901 I'M A STUD FOOTBALL PLAYER AND I'M A SENIOR. 114 00:05:08,901 --> 00:05:10,636 I'VE BEEN ONE FOR FIVE YEARS, NOW. 115 00:05:10,636 --> 00:05:12,372 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 116 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:14,107 UH, CATHY. 117 00:05:14,107 --> 00:05:16,709 CATHY TERIA. 118 00:05:16,709 --> 00:05:18,010 YOU'RE SO FINE. 119 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,312 HOW'S ABOUT MEETING ME IN THE PARKING LOT 120 00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:20,613 BEFORE SCHOOL ? 121 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,649 UH, WOODY, WE ARE IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE SCHOOL ! 122 00:05:23,649 --> 00:05:25,385 SEE ALL THE PARKED CARS ? 123 00:05:25,385 --> 00:05:27,987 AND THE SIGN THAT SAYS, "PARKING LOT" ? 124 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:31,891 ( scoffing ) HEY ! 125 00:05:31,891 --> 00:05:34,494 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SUPER SMART KIDS, ARE YOU ? 126 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:37,096 BECAUSE THEY ALL ACT LIKE THEY'RE SO SMART ! 127 00:05:37,096 --> 00:05:40,133 AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR FIFTH-YEAR SENIORS ! 128 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:47,073 SOMETIMES, I WISH THEY'D ALL JUST DISAPPEAR ! 129 00:05:50,543 --> 00:05:53,146 I'M JOSH JUSTIN JASON, GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT ME 130 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,314 BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A BOY BAND ! 131 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,616 BUT I WANT YOU ! 132 00:05:56,616 --> 00:05:58,785 THERE'S A LOT OF COMPETITION BEING THE BEST LOOKING, 133 00:05:58,785 --> 00:06:00,520 MOST TALENTED GUY IN SCHOOL. 134 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,688 SOMETIMES, I WISH I COULD GET RID OF ANYONE 135 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:05,291 WHO GETS IN MY WAY. 136 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,460 WELL, NICE MEETING YOU ! 137 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,761 MAYBE, LATER, I CAN GIVE YOU 138 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:10,930 A HEALTHY INJECTION OF VITAMIN JOSH ! 139 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,099 SEE YA ! 140 00:06:13,099 --> 00:06:14,834 ( girl sighing ) YOU'RE SO LUCKY. 141 00:06:15,268 --> 00:06:17,437 I WISH I COULD GET JOSH JUSTIN JASON 142 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,605 TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME. 143 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,774 HI, I'M VICKY BUMP, I'M SMART AS HELL. 144 00:06:21,774 --> 00:06:23,075 AREN'T YOU SCARED ? 145 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:24,811 I'VE HEARD THAT ALL THE SMART STUDENTS 146 00:06:24,811 --> 00:06:25,678 HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING 147 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,413 HERE AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH. 148 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:28,714 I'M NOT SCARED. 149 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:30,883 BESIDES, WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE LOSERS ? 150 00:06:30,883 --> 00:06:33,052 THE MORE THEY DISAPPEAR, THE SMARTER I AM. 151 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:35,655 IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE KID LEFT THAT'S SMARTER THAN ME. 152 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:37,390 CLIFF RHOMBUS ! 153 00:06:37,824 --> 00:06:39,992 WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE TARDY, SEE YOU IN CLASS ! 154 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:41,727 I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE PARKING LOT YET 155 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:43,463 AND THERE'S ALREADY THREE SUSPECTS ! 156 00:06:43,463 --> 00:06:45,631 ONE OF THESE DAYS, 157 00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:47,366 I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL YOU BRATTY KIDS, 158 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,535 AND I'M GONNA START WITH THE SMART ONES. 159 00:06:49,969 --> 00:06:52,572 FOUR SUSPECTS. 160 00:06:52,572 --> 00:06:55,608 OH, DON'T MIND HIM. THAT'S MR. SCRUNTLE, 161 00:06:55,608 --> 00:06:59,078 OUR CUSTODIAN, HE WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE. 162 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:02,114 HEY, YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU ? 163 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:04,717 I'M PRINCIPAL GUILTY. 164 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:06,452 PRINCIPAL GUILTY ? 165 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:07,753 INTERESTING NAME. 166 00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:09,055 I'M CATHY TERIA ! 167 00:07:09,489 --> 00:07:11,224 SO, HOW ABOUT ALL THOSE SMART KIDS DISAPPEARING ? 168 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,525 WEIRD, HUH ? 169 00:07:12,525 --> 00:07:14,260 WHAT ?! WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING ?! 170 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:16,863 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE KIDS DISAPPEARING ! 171 00:07:16,863 --> 00:07:19,465 YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?! YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?! 172 00:07:19,465 --> 00:07:21,634 LEAVE ME ALONE ! 173 00:07:27,306 --> 00:07:29,041 ALL RIGHT, CLASS. 174 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:32,077 WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT H-2-O IS ? 175 00:07:32,511 --> 00:07:34,246 I-J-K-L-M-N ! 176 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,981 WHAT ? 177 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:39,451 THOSE ARE THE LETTERS FROM "H" TO "O", I SWEAR ! 178 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:42,054 IT'S WATER, H-2-O IS WATER. 179 00:07:42,054 --> 00:07:44,223 YES, VERY GOOD, VICKY. 180 00:07:44,223 --> 00:07:48,560 NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR MODERN MAD SCIENCE BOOKS TO PAGE 217. 181 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:51,597 YOUNG LADY, WHERE IS YOUR TEXTBOOK ? 182 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,332 I DON'T HAVE ONE, PROFESSOR CRANIUM. 183 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,067 WELL, MISS TERIA, 184 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:57,236 SINCE YOU'RE TOO SMART TO HAVE A TEXTBOOK, 185 00:07:57,236 --> 00:08:01,573 MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN D.N.A. TO ALL OF US. 186 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,778 D.N.A. OR DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID 187 00:08:07,212 --> 00:08:10,249 IS A DOUBLE STRANDED MOLECULE TWISTED INTO A HELIX. 188 00:08:10,249 --> 00:08:11,550 EACH SPIRALING STRAND, 189 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:14,152 COMPRISED OF SUGAR PHOSPHATE BACKBONE AND ATTACHED SPACES 190 00:08:14,152 --> 00:08:15,454 IS CONNECTED TO A COMPLEMENTARY STRAND 191 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:21,960 BY NON COVALENT HYDROGEN BONDING BETWEEN PAIRED BASES. 192 00:08:23,262 --> 00:08:25,430 HMM, VERY NICE. 193 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:29,334 DON'T FORGET, CLASS, WE FINISH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT THIS WEEK, 194 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,937 THE PAPIER-MACHE MODEL OF A VOLCANO. 195 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:35,407 AND WE STILL NEED SEVEN MORE TONS OF NEWSPAPER. 196 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:38,877 SEVEN MORE TONS ? THAT'S A BIG VOLCANO. 197 00:08:38,877 --> 00:08:41,046 ( man ) This is Principal Guilty. 198 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,347 I regret to inform you 199 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:44,516 that another one of our smart students, 200 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,251 Kurt Cortex, is missing. 201 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,854 I HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH IT ! 202 00:08:48,854 --> 00:08:51,890 Have a good day. 203 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,397 ( man whistling ) 204 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:02,301 ( vacuuming ) 205 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,036 DON'T MIND ME, HONEY. 206 00:09:04,036 --> 00:09:07,072 JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 207 00:09:07,072 --> 00:09:09,241 MOM, MOM ! 208 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,542 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 209 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:14,012 VACUUMING, THIS PLACE IS FILTHY ! 210 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,314 FORGET THE CLEANING. 211 00:09:15,314 --> 00:09:17,049 COME DOWN FROM THERE, RIGHT NOW ! 212 00:09:17,049 --> 00:09:19,217 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOU AND DAD ! 213 00:09:19,217 --> 00:09:22,688 DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF VOICE ! 214 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,724 IT LOOKS LIKE MR. CRANKY NEEDS A TIME-OUT ! 215 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,025 GO STAND IN THE CORNER. 216 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:28,327 I'M AN ADULT, NOW, 217 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,929 AND I WILLNOT STAND IN THE CORNER ! 218 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,098 ( cheering ) 219 00:09:33,098 --> 00:09:37,002 THIS IS WRONG ! I GOTTA CALL DAD. 220 00:09:37,436 --> 00:09:39,604 AS SOON AS I'M DONE STANDING IN THE CORNER. 221 00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:56,088 LOOKING GOOD ! 222 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:56,955 ( growling ) 223 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,558 ( giggling ) 224 00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:03,028 This is Principal Guilty. 225 00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:05,630 Cliff Rhombus is now missing. 226 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:09,968 AND THAT BRINGS THE TOTAL OF MISSING SMART KIDS UP TO 12. 227 00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:13,438 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ! 228 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:14,306 HA ! 229 00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:16,041 NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL ! 230 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:19,077 WAIT, I GOT YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 231 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,680 A REGULAR, NON-TRACKING HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 232 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,981 THANKS ! 233 00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:24,282 NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL 234 00:10:24,282 --> 00:10:26,018 AND I HAVE A HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 235 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:29,488 ( phone ringing ) 236 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,958 CHIEF STROGANOFF ? AGENT 69 HERE. 237 00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:35,560 STRIPPERELLA, I JUST HEARD ABOUT CLIFF RHOMBUS. 238 00:10:35,994 --> 00:10:36,862 DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS ? 239 00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:39,031 SO FAR, I HAVE FIVE STRONG SUSPECTS. 240 00:10:39,031 --> 00:10:41,199 WOODY BOOM, JOSH JUSTIN JASON, VICKY BUMP, 241 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,802 A CRAZY CUSTODIAN AND THE PRINCIPAL. 242 00:10:43,802 --> 00:10:45,537 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM, AND, REMEMBER... 243 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:47,272 it's crucial that you blend in 244 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:51,176 and in no way attract undue attention to yourself. 245 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,321 ( girl screaming ) 246 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,490 AH-HA ! 247 00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:07,225 UH, DO YOU MIND ? 248 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:09,394 WE'RE TRYING TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY, HERE ! 249 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:13,732 WE'VE BEEN DATING TWO WHOLE WEEKS ! 250 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,805 HEY, THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE ! 251 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,311 ( screeching ) 252 00:11:29,781 --> 00:11:31,083 ( screeching ) 253 00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:36,288 ( screeching ) 254 00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:38,890 ( screeching ) 255 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,360 ( digging ) 256 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,264 STOP-- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE ! 257 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,999 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? 258 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,734 BURYING MY OLD MANNEQUIN. 259 00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:53,638 THIS IS WHERE I BURY ALL MY OLD MANNEQUINS. 260 00:11:53,638 --> 00:11:57,542 IT'S A CUSTODIAN THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 261 00:12:00,579 --> 00:12:01,880 THAT'S A GOOD ONE ! 262 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,181 HEY, GUYS. 263 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,784 OKAY, SO YOU CAUGHT US. 264 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:07,519 WE CHEATED ON OUR HISTORY TESTS, 265 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,122 BEAT UP THE HALL MONITOR, LAUNDERED SOME MONEY 266 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,724 AND FIXED SEVERAL GUBERNATORIAL ELECTIONS. 267 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,459 DOES THAT MAKE US CRIMINALS ? 268 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,628 WELL, YEAH, ACTUALLY THAT DOES. 269 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:19,231 NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT YOU, 270 00:12:19,231 --> 00:12:20,966 'CAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ! 271 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:25,737 ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 272 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:27,038 ♪ YEAH GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER ♪ 273 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,773 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 274 00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:30,942 ♪ NOW WE'VE GOTTA CHASE HER ♪ 275 00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:32,677 ♪ THEN WE GOTTA CATCH HER ♪ 276 00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:35,714 ♪ THEN WE'RE GONNA HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 277 00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:37,449 ♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪ 278 00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,184 ♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪ 279 00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:40,919 ♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪ 280 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,654 ♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪ 281 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:45,257 ♪ HUH, STRIPPERELLA, WHERE DID SHE COME FROM ? ♪ 282 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:49,161 ♪ I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WEST SIDE SORRY ♪ 283 00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:50,896 ♪ TAKE THIS AND THAT ♪ 284 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:51,763 ♪ BAM ♪ 285 00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,064 ♪ POW ♪ 286 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,366 ( boys ) ♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪ 287 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,667 ♪ OW ♪ 288 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,535 ♪ NOT THE GROIN ♪ 289 00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:57,836 ♪ OW ♪ ♪ MY SPLEEN ♪ 290 00:12:57,836 --> 00:12:59,137 ♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪♪ 291 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:02,607 FOR THE RECORD, YOU GUYS ARE THE LEAST THREATENING GANG 292 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,342 I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 293 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,857 OH, PROFESSOR CRANIUM, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU ! 294 00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:23,761 I RECALCULATED YOUR FIGURES ON THE GEOMETRIC DIMENSIONS 295 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,496 OF THE PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO. 296 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,665 GIVEN THE SIZE OF THE VOLCANO, 297 00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:30,268 AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE USING REAL LAVA, 298 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,304 AN ERUPTION COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY ! 299 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,039 IT'S JUST TOO BIG ! 300 00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,642 REALLY ? ARE YOU SURE ? 301 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,810 YES, IN FACT, I BUILT THIS SCALE MODEL 302 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,413 TO ILLUSTRATE MY POINT. 303 00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:45,883 SEE ? 304 00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:49,353 THANKS, VICKY, THAT'S VERY SMART OF YOU. 305 00:13:49,353 --> 00:13:51,088 SIR, ISN'T THAT CHLOROFORM, 306 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:52,390 THE CHEMICAL AGENT THAT WHEN INHALED, 307 00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:54,559 RENDERS YOU TEMPORARILY UNCONSCIOUS ? 308 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:58,029 THAT'S ALSO VERY SMART OF YOU ! 309 00:13:58,029 --> 00:13:59,764 ( laughing ) 310 00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:04,535 ( beeping ) 311 00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:06,270 DAD, YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM ! 312 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:08,873 YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED ALMOST 40 YEARS ! 313 00:14:08,873 --> 00:14:11,042 WHATEVER'S WRONG, I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK IT OUT. 314 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,777 I DON'T KNOW. 315 00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:14,078 YOUR MOM'S JUST NOT THE SAME PERSON 316 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:15,813 SHE USED TO BE. 317 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,982 YOU KNOW, IN THE BEDROOM DEPARTMENT. 318 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,717 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA HEAR THIS. 319 00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:21,886 YOUR MOTHER USED TO BE WILD. 320 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,356 THREESOMES, BONDAGE, SILVER STRAINERS. 321 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:27,091 SILVER STRAINERS ? 322 00:14:27,091 --> 00:14:28,826 YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. 323 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,127 ( giggling ) 324 00:14:30,127 --> 00:14:31,862 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 325 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:34,031 THIS IS MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ! 326 00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:35,766 THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, 327 00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:37,935 YOUR MOM HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A PRUDE ! 328 00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:40,538 SOMETIMES, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED 329 00:14:40,972 --> 00:14:44,875 TO THE SEX-STARVED NYMPHOMANIAC I FELL IN LOVE WITH. 330 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,647 Students, this is Principal Guilty. 331 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:52,250 Vicky Bump is missing. 332 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,117 ARE YOU SURE ? 333 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:54,852 YES... 334 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,587 HAVE ANY OF YOU GRATUITOUSLY SCANTILY CLAD 335 00:14:56,587 --> 00:14:58,322 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS SEEN HER ? 336 00:14:58,322 --> 00:14:59,624 GIVE ME AN "N" ! GIVE ME AN "O" ! 337 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,792 THAT'S A NO, NO, NO ! 338 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,094 YAY ! 339 00:15:03,094 --> 00:15:04,829 ( giggling ) 340 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:06,998 ACCORDING TO THE SCRUNCHIE TRACKER, 341 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:10,034 VICKY SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND... 342 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:11,335 HERE ! 343 00:15:11,335 --> 00:15:12,637 ( beeping ) 344 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:14,805 DARN. 345 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,842 VICKY'S GLASSES. 346 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,011 VICKY'S SHOE... 347 00:15:20,011 --> 00:15:22,179 AND HER WOODEN LEG. 348 00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:23,914 TIME CAPSULE ? 349 00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:26,951 THE SMART KIDS MUST BE IN THERE ! 350 00:15:29,987 --> 00:15:34,325 CATHY TERIA, I KNEW YOU WERE TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ! 351 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:37,361 BUT, NOW, YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR MY OWN GOOD ! 352 00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:39,096 PROFESSOR CRANIUM ? 353 00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:40,398 ( gasping ) YOU'RE THE-- 354 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,434 THAT'S RIGHT, SEE YOU IN 50 YEARS ! 355 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,603 ( laughing ) 356 00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:50,374 I FIGURED OUT WHO'S BEEN GETTING RID OF THE SMART KIDS ! 357 00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:51,676 IT'S CRANIUM ! 358 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:54,712 HE'S BEEN PUTTING THEM INTO THE SCHOOL TIME CAPSULE ! 359 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,013 YOU THINK ? 360 00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:59,917 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK DOWN HERE FOR 50 YEARS ! 361 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,652 I'M GONNA MISS THE HOMUNCULUS METEOR SHOWER 362 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,255 IN JULY OF 2034 ! 363 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,556 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT 50 YEARS. 364 00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,291 CRANIUM'S GIANT PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO 365 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,026 IS GOING TO ERUPT IN 15 MINUTES 366 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,761 AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY ! 367 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,496 INCLUDING US ! 368 00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:15,533 "A GIANT VOLCANO" ? "15 MINUTES" ? 369 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,268 "ERUPT" ? "ENTIRE CITY" ?! 370 00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:18,569 "THE" ? 371 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,738 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ! 372 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:23,341 ( Cranium ) IT HAS LONG BEEN MY DREAM TO CREATE 373 00:16:23,341 --> 00:16:27,244 THE WORLD'S FIRST LIFE SIZE WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO. 374 00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:29,847 NOW, THAT DREAM IS ABOUT TO BECOME A REALITY, 375 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,016 BUT BEFORE I PUSH THE BUTTON, 376 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:35,052 ACTIVATING THE HARMLESS, SIMULATED ERUPTION, 377 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,655 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS ? 378 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,390 I MEAN, QUESTIONS. 379 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:41,559 YEAH. 380 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,161 PROFESSOR, WHAT'S THE HELICOPTER WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING 381 00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,330 DOING OVER THERE ? 382 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,499 IT'S JUST SITTING THERE, RUNNING. 383 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:49,800 I'M JUST ASKING. 384 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,403 UM, NO MORE QUESTIONS ! 385 00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:55,672 WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE ! 386 00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:57,840 EVERYONE TURN AROUND. 387 00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:04,347 OKAY, YOU CAN TURN BACK AROUND. 388 00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:06,516 STRIPPERELLA ! 389 00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:08,251 HOW DID SHE GET IN HERE ? 390 00:17:08,685 --> 00:17:09,986 STAND BACK ! 391 00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,721 IT'S NO USE, STRIPPERELLA. 392 00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:16,059 THAT COVER IS EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 393 00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,698 OKAY, EVERYONE, STAND BACK. 394 00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:25,601 SUPERCHARGED BLASTING THERMOS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW ! 395 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,638 STRIPPERELLA DID IT ! 396 00:17:28,638 --> 00:17:29,939 WE'RE SAVED ! 397 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,976 HERE, YOU CAN USE THIS FRUIT ROLLUP LADDER TO CLIMB OUT. 398 00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:35,578 IT'S APRICOT ! 399 00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:40,350 HEY, WHERE'S CATHY TERIA ? 400 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,820 OKAY, HERE COMES THE HARMLESS ERUPTION. 401 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,555 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING ? 402 00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:47,290 THIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU ALL ! 403 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:49,025 SUCKERS ! 404 00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:50,326 ( Stripperella ) NOT SO FAST ! 405 00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:54,664 STRIPPERELLA ? 406 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,869 SO LONG, STRIPPERELLA ! 407 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,905 I'M GOING TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL, 408 00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:04,640 AND BUILD AN EVEN BIGGER LIFE-SIZE 409 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:10,279 WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME ! 410 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,448 ( laughing ) 411 00:18:14,183 --> 00:18:16,352 LOOK OUT ! SHE'S GOT A SANDWICH ! 412 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:18,087 SAY CHEESE ! 413 00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:24,160 ( crowd gasping ) 414 00:18:27,196 --> 00:18:30,666 WELL, PROFESSOR, THIS IS USUALLY WHEN MY FOES 415 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:31,968 REVEAL THE BACKSTORY 416 00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:34,137 TO THEIR FIENDISHLY-EVIL PLOTS. 417 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,305 SO, GO AHEAD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS ? 418 00:18:36,739 --> 00:18:37,607 IT'S JUST SOMETHING 419 00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:40,209 I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED TO DO. 420 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:43,246 OH, PLEASE ! IT CAN'T BE THAT SIMPLE. 421 00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:44,981 YOU WEREN'T PICKED ON BY OTHER KIDS ? 422 00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:48,017 YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR PARENTS IN A FREAK VOLCANO ACCIDENT ? 423 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:49,752 MAKING A VOLCANO TO DESTROY THE CITY 424 00:18:50,186 --> 00:18:53,222 IS JUST SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ! 425 00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:55,391 HEY, LOOK, A BUTTON ! 426 00:18:55,391 --> 00:18:58,861 I LOVE BUTTONS ! 427 00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:04,067 ( explosion ) 428 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,235 ( screaming ) 429 00:19:06,235 --> 00:19:11,007 I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ! 430 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,176 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL DOOMED ! 431 00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,344 ( maniacal laughter ) 432 00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,080 WELL, NOW, THAT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, 433 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,381 YOU'RE DOOMED, TOO. 434 00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:19,682 OH, NO ! 435 00:19:19,682 --> 00:19:21,417 I TAKE BACK THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER. 436 00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:23,586 I DON'T WANT TO DIE ! 437 00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,887 HOW DO WE STOP THE VOLCANO ? 438 00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:26,189 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 439 00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:27,490 YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE DETONATOR THINGY, 440 00:19:27,924 --> 00:19:29,225 AND REMOVE THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT 441 00:19:29,659 --> 00:19:30,526 FROM THE DOO-HICKEY ! 442 00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:31,828 THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO HARD. 443 00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:33,563 WHERE'S THE DETONATOR THINGY ? 444 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,731 INSIDE THE VOLCANO ! 445 00:19:35,731 --> 00:19:39,202 OH, AND YOU ONLY HAVE 15 SECONDS. 446 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:40,937 I'M GOING IN. 447 00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:43,539 STRIPPERELLA, DON'T GO IN THERE ! 448 00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:44,841 YOU'LL BE KILLED ! 449 00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:46,142 DON'T WORRY, VICKY. 450 00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:47,009 I'M IMPERVIOUS TO ALL TEMPERATURES 451 00:19:47,443 --> 00:19:49,178 AND WEATHER CONDITIONS. 452 00:19:49,178 --> 00:19:51,347 HEY, HOW DID SHE KNOW MY NAME ? 453 00:19:56,986 --> 00:19:59,155 OKAY, WHERE'S THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT ? 454 00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:02,191 NO, THAT'S THE TWISTY DOO-DAD. 455 00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:04,794 AH ! THERE IT IS. 456 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,035 GOT IT ! 457 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,277 ( crowd cheering ) 458 00:20:24,313 --> 00:20:25,181 GIMME AN "S" ! 459 00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:25,615 GIMME A "T" ! 460 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,916 GIMME AN R-I-P ! 461 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,386 STRIPPERELLA ! 462 00:20:30,386 --> 00:20:32,121 YAY ! 463 00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:35,158 PROFESSOR CRANIUM, DOES THIS MEAN 464 00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:37,326 OUR TEST TOMORROW IS CANCELLED ? 465 00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:43,833 AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A "SILVER STRAINER" ! 466 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:44,700 WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERT 467 00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:46,435 WOULD LET SOMEONE DO THAT TO THEM ? 468 00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:48,604 DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU TRY IT, TOOTS. 469 00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:50,339 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 470 00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:53,376 YOUR MOTHER SAID SHE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME. 471 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,846 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT. 472 00:20:56,846 --> 00:21:00,750 MAKING HERTENDER LOINSDEBUT, ETHEL ! 473 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:04,654 ( hooting and hollering ) 474 00:21:06,822 --> 00:21:09,425 LEONARD, HAND ME A FORK FROM BEHIND THE BAR. 475 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:11,160 I WANNA GOUGE MY EYES OUT. 476 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,461 THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU, NATHAN. 477 00:21:12,461 --> 00:21:14,197 GOING OUT TO YOU. 478 00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,932 YES, ETHEL, YES ! 479 00:21:15,932 --> 00:21:17,667 I TAUGHT HER THAT MOVE. 480 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,269 ISN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL ? 481 00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:22,872 KEVIN ? KEVIN ? 482 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,295 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 483 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:51,067 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪ 33856

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