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( guy ) HEY !

I DON'T SEE ANY NAKED CHEERLEADERS

SHOWERING DOWN THERE.

AAAAHHH !

♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE

BRUSCHETTA BROUGHT HER KID TO WORK AGAIN !

YOU NEED TO BE MORE SENSITIVE.

LACK OF CHILDCARE IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE UP THE LARGEST GROWING PERCENTAGE

OF THE MODERN WORKFORCE.

WORKFORCE, SCHMERKFORCE ! THIS IS RIDICULOUS !

( baby cooing )

OKAY, MAYBE, YOU HAVE A POINT.

( beeping )

( gasping ) UH-OH, THAT'S MY STOMACH !

IT ALWAYS VIBRATES WHEN I'M HUNGRY.

I BETTER GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

WAIT ! YOU CAN'T JUST--

SHE'S GONE.

IT SEEMS LIKE SHE RUSHES OUT LIKE THAT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.

HELLO, KEVIN.

MOM !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?!

YOUR FATHER AND I ARE SPLITTING UP.

SPLIT-- DAD-- YOU AND DAD-- WHAT ?!

COME HERE, POOKIE.

YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR NOSE.

CHIEF STROGANOFF, AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.

STRIPPERELLA, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE.

THAT'S A CUP OF MY URINE.

I NEED YOU TO READ THE LITTLE STICK THINGY THERE.

IS THIS A PREGNANCY TEST ?

YES, I MISSED MY PERIOD THIS MONTH,

AND I'M AFRAID I MIGHT BE PREGNANT.

SIR, YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT.

RIGHT... THANK GOD I'M A VIRGIN.

NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

ALL THE SMART STUDENTS

AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH SCHOOL

HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING.

THE NERDS, THE SCIENCE GEEKS, MATHLETES, ASIANS,

BRAINIACS, POINDEXTERS.

I GET IT, THE SMART KIDS.

I WANT YOU TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT

AND FIND OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING.

WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR ME TO GO UNDERCOVER

AS A TEACHER ?

THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE SENSE.

STUDENTS' LIVES ARE IN DANGER !

OH, DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO GO SHOPPING

FOR BACK TO SCHOOL CLOTHES ?

WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THERE'S A SALE ON BELLY SHIRTS

ATFLINDERMAN'S.

NOW, LISTEN, POSING AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT

COULD BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

YOU COULD END UP DEAD OR WORSE...

YOU COULD GET KNOCKED UP BY SOME COCKY SENIOR,

OR WIND UP WITH REALLY BAD ACNE,

OR LOSE HOMECOMING QUEEN TO THAT BITCH SUZY FINKEL.

OR DROP THE BALL IN THE BIG GAME

OR NOT GET ASKED TO PROM.

( man ) OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FUNGUS !

( laughing )

I PUT INK ON THE MICROSCOPE,

AND, NOW, YOU LOOK FUNNY !

( laughing ) GOT YOU BACK !

THAT'S NOT REALLY SODA, IT'S BORIC ACID !

MY INNARDS ARE GONNA BURN FOR DAYS !

I MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED !

( laughing )

( Stripperella ) HEY, HAL, BERNARD.

OH, HI, STRIPPERELLA.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, GUYS ?

SINCE YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL,

WE PACKED YOU A VERY SPECIAL LUNCH.

WE PUT IT IN A STRIPPERELLA LUNCHBOX.

YOU KNOW, ALL THE PROFITS FROM THESE LUNCHBOXES

GO DIRECTLY INTO MY ANUS.

YOUR ANUS ?

YEAH ! YOU KNOW, MY CHARITY.

"ANIMALS NEED UNIVERSAL SUPPORT".

A.N.U.S. !

RIGHT. OF COURSE.

I KNEW THAT.

WELL, BACK TO YOUR BOX.

WE PACKED YOU A FRUIT ROLL-UP LADDER.

IT'S APRICOT.

A BANANA PHONE.

IT'S A LITTLE GREEN, RIGHT NOW.

DON'T ANSWER IT FOR A FEW DAYS.

GIVE IT TIME TO RIPEN.

THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY CHEESE SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD,

BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S WHEAT BREAD !

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BITE IT !

A RAZOR-SHARP SLICE OF MONTEREY JACK.

IT ALSO COMES IN CHEDDAR, GOUDA, SWISS AND TOFU CHEESE,

IN CASE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL A VEGETARIAN.

HOW THOUGHTFUL !

FINALLY, A SUPER-CHARGED BLASTING THERMOS.

WHEN SHAKEN AND OPENED,

IT SENDS A STREAM OF LIQUID SO POWERFUL,

IT CAN BLAST THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL HAVE TO SAVE MY LIFE

OR THE LIVES OF OTHERS

BY BLASTING THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL.

HEY, WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THE CHIEF PEED IN HERE ?

EW !

( bell ringing )

HI, I'M WOODY BOOM !

I'M A STUD FOOTBALL PLAYER AND I'M A SENIOR.

I'VE BEEN ONE FOR FIVE YEARS, NOW.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?

UH, CATHY.

CATHY TERIA.

YOU'RE SO FINE.

HOW'S ABOUT MEETING ME IN THE PARKING LOT

BEFORE SCHOOL ?

UH, WOODY, WE ARE IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE SCHOOL !

SEE ALL THE PARKED CARS ?

AND THE SIGN THAT SAYS, "PARKING LOT" ?

( scoffing ) HEY !

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SUPER SMART KIDS, ARE YOU ?

BECAUSE THEY ALL ACT LIKE THEY'RE SO SMART !

AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR FIFTH-YEAR SENIORS !

SOMETIMES, I WISH THEY'D ALL JUST DISAPPEAR !

I'M JOSH JUSTIN JASON, GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT ME

BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A BOY BAND !

BUT I WANT YOU !

THERE'S A LOT OF COMPETITION BEING THE BEST LOOKING,

MOST TALENTED GUY IN SCHOOL.

SOMETIMES, I WISH I COULD GET RID OF ANYONE

WHO GETS IN MY WAY.

WELL, NICE MEETING YOU !

MAYBE, LATER, I CAN GIVE YOU

A HEALTHY INJECTION OF VITAMIN JOSH !

SEE YA !

( girl sighing ) YOU'RE SO LUCKY.

I WISH I COULD GET JOSH JUSTIN JASON

TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME.

HI, I'M VICKY BUMP, I'M SMART AS HELL.

AREN'T YOU SCARED ?

I'VE HEARD THAT ALL THE SMART STUDENTS

HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING

HERE AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH.

I'M NOT SCARED.

BESIDES, WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE LOSERS ?

THE MORE THEY DISAPPEAR, THE SMARTER I AM.

IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE KID LEFT THAT'S SMARTER THAN ME.

CLIFF RHOMBUS !

WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE TARDY, SEE YOU IN CLASS !

I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE PARKING LOT YET

AND THERE'S ALREADY THREE SUSPECTS !

ONE OF THESE DAYS,

I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL YOU BRATTY KIDS,

AND I'M GONNA START WITH THE SMART ONES.

FOUR SUSPECTS.

OH, DON'T MIND HIM. THAT'S MR. SCRUNTLE,

OUR CUSTODIAN, HE WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE.

HEY, YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU ?

I'M PRINCIPAL GUILTY.

PRINCIPAL GUILTY ?

INTERESTING NAME.

I'M CATHY TERIA !

SO, HOW ABOUT ALL THOSE SMART KIDS DISAPPEARING ?

WEIRD, HUH ?

WHAT ?! WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING ?!

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE KIDS DISAPPEARING !

YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?! YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?!

LEAVE ME ALONE !

ALL RIGHT, CLASS.

WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT H-2-O IS ?

I-J-K-L-M-N !

WHAT ?

THOSE ARE THE LETTERS FROM "H" TO "O", I SWEAR !

IT'S WATER, H-2-O IS WATER.

YES, VERY GOOD, VICKY.

NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR MODERN MAD SCIENCE BOOKS TO PAGE 217.

YOUNG LADY, WHERE IS YOUR TEXTBOOK ?

I DON'T HAVE ONE, PROFESSOR CRANIUM.

WELL, MISS TERIA,

SINCE YOU'RE TOO SMART TO HAVE A TEXTBOOK,

MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN D.N.A. TO ALL OF US.

D.N.A. OR DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID

IS A DOUBLE STRANDED MOLECULE TWISTED INTO A HELIX.

EACH SPIRALING STRAND,

COMPRISED OF SUGAR PHOSPHATE BACKBONE AND ATTACHED SPACES

IS CONNECTED TO A COMPLEMENTARY STRAND

BY NON COVALENT HYDROGEN BONDING BETWEEN PAIRED BASES.

HMM, VERY NICE.

DON'T FORGET, CLASS, WE FINISH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT THIS WEEK,

THE PAPIER-MACHE MODEL OF A VOLCANO.

AND WE STILL NEED SEVEN MORE TONS OF NEWSPAPER.

SEVEN MORE TONS ? THAT'S A BIG VOLCANO.

( man ) This is Principal Guilty.

I regret to inform you

that another one of our smart students,

Kurt Cortex, is missing.

I HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH IT !

Have a good day.

( man whistling )

( vacuuming )

DON'T MIND ME, HONEY.

JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE.

MOM, MOM !

MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

VACUUMING, THIS PLACE IS FILTHY !

FORGET THE CLEANING.

COME DOWN FROM THERE, RIGHT NOW !

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOU AND DAD !

DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF VOICE !

IT LOOKS LIKE MR. CRANKY NEEDS A TIME-OUT !

GO STAND IN THE CORNER.

I'M AN ADULT, NOW,

AND I WILLNOT STAND IN THE CORNER !

( cheering )

THIS IS WRONG ! I GOTTA CALL DAD.

AS SOON AS I'M DONE STANDING IN THE CORNER.

LOOKING GOOD !

( growling )

( giggling )

This is Principal Guilty.

Cliff Rhombus is now missing.

AND THAT BRINGS THE TOTAL OF MISSING SMART KIDS UP TO 12.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT !

HA !

NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL !

WAIT, I GOT YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A HAIR SCRUNCHIE.

A REGULAR, NON-TRACKING HAIR SCRUNCHIE.

THANKS !

NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL

AND I HAVE A HAIR SCRUNCHIE.

( phone ringing )

CHIEF STROGANOFF ? AGENT 69 HERE.

STRIPPERELLA, I JUST HEARD ABOUT CLIFF RHOMBUS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS ?

SO FAR, I HAVE FIVE STRONG SUSPECTS.

WOODY BOOM, JOSH JUSTIN JASON, VICKY BUMP,

A CRAZY CUSTODIAN AND THE PRINCIPAL.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM, AND, REMEMBER...

it's crucial that you blend in

and in no way attract undue attention to yourself.

( girl screaming )

AH-HA !

UH, DO YOU MIND ?

WE'RE TRYING TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY, HERE !

WE'VE BEEN DATING TWO WHOLE WEEKS !

HEY, THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE !

( screeching )

( screeching )

( screeching )

( screeching )

( digging )

STOP-- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE !

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?

BURYING MY OLD MANNEQUIN.

THIS IS WHERE I BURY ALL MY OLD MANNEQUINS.

IT'S A CUSTODIAN THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE !

HEY, GUYS.

OKAY, SO YOU CAUGHT US.

WE CHEATED ON OUR HISTORY TESTS,

BEAT UP THE HALL MONITOR, LAUNDERED SOME MONEY

AND FIXED SEVERAL GUBERNATORIAL ELECTIONS.

DOES THAT MAKE US CRIMINALS ?

WELL, YEAH, ACTUALLY THAT DOES.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT YOU,

'CAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH !

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪

♪ YEAH GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪

♪ NOW WE'VE GOTTA CHASE HER ♪

♪ THEN WE GOTTA CATCH HER ♪

♪ THEN WE'RE GONNA HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪

♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪

♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪

♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪

♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪

♪ HUH, STRIPPERELLA, WHERE DID SHE COME FROM ? ♪

♪ I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WEST SIDE SORRY ♪

♪ TAKE THIS AND THAT ♪

♪ BAM ♪

♪ POW ♪

( boys ) ♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪

♪ OW ♪

♪ NOT THE GROIN ♪

♪ OW ♪ ♪ MY SPLEEN ♪

♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪♪

FOR THE RECORD, YOU GUYS ARE THE LEAST THREATENING GANG

I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

OH, PROFESSOR CRANIUM, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU !

I RECALCULATED YOUR FIGURES ON THE GEOMETRIC DIMENSIONS

OF THE PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO.

GIVEN THE SIZE OF THE VOLCANO,

AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE USING REAL LAVA,

AN ERUPTION COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY !

IT'S JUST TOO BIG !

REALLY ? ARE YOU SURE ?

YES, IN FACT, I BUILT THIS SCALE MODEL

TO ILLUSTRATE MY POINT.

SEE ?

THANKS, VICKY, THAT'S VERY SMART OF YOU.

SIR, ISN'T THAT CHLOROFORM,

THE CHEMICAL AGENT THAT WHEN INHALED,

RENDERS YOU TEMPORARILY UNCONSCIOUS ?

THAT'S ALSO VERY SMART OF YOU !

( laughing )

( beeping )

DAD, YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM !

YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED ALMOST 40 YEARS !

WHATEVER'S WRONG, I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK IT OUT.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOUR MOM'S JUST NOT THE SAME PERSON

SHE USED TO BE.

YOU KNOW, IN THE BEDROOM DEPARTMENT.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA HEAR THIS.

YOUR MOTHER USED TO BE WILD.

THREESOMES, BONDAGE, SILVER STRAINERS.

SILVER STRAINERS ?

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

( giggling )

I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

THIS IS MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT !

THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS,

YOUR MOM HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A PRUDE !

SOMETIMES, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED

TO THE SEX-STARVED NYMPHOMANIAC I FELL IN LOVE WITH.

Students, this is Principal Guilty.

Vicky Bump is missing.

ARE YOU SURE ?

YES...

HAVE ANY OF YOU GRATUITOUSLY SCANTILY CLAD

HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS SEEN HER ?

GIVE ME AN "N" ! GIVE ME AN "O" !

THAT'S A NO, NO, NO !

YAY !

( giggling )

ACCORDING TO THE SCRUNCHIE TRACKER,

VICKY SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND...

HERE !

( beeping )

DARN.

VICKY'S GLASSES.

VICKY'S SHOE...

AND HER WOODEN LEG.

TIME CAPSULE ?

THE SMART KIDS MUST BE IN THERE !

CATHY TERIA, I KNEW YOU WERE TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD !

BUT, NOW, YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR MY OWN GOOD !

PROFESSOR CRANIUM ?

( gasping ) YOU'RE THE--

THAT'S RIGHT, SEE YOU IN 50 YEARS !

( laughing )

I FIGURED OUT WHO'S BEEN GETTING RID OF THE SMART KIDS !

IT'S CRANIUM !

HE'S BEEN PUTTING THEM INTO THE SCHOOL TIME CAPSULE !

YOU THINK ?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK DOWN HERE FOR 50 YEARS !

I'M GONNA MISS THE HOMUNCULUS METEOR SHOWER

IN JULY OF 2034 !

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT 50 YEARS.

CRANIUM'S GIANT PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO

IS GOING TO ERUPT IN 15 MINUTES

AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY !

INCLUDING US !

"A GIANT VOLCANO" ? "15 MINUTES" ?

"ERUPT" ? "ENTIRE CITY" ?!

"THE" ?

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING !

( Cranium ) IT HAS LONG BEEN MY DREAM TO CREATE

THE WORLD'S FIRST LIFE SIZE WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO.

NOW, THAT DREAM IS ABOUT TO BECOME A REALITY,

BUT BEFORE I PUSH THE BUTTON,

ACTIVATING THE HARMLESS, SIMULATED ERUPTION,

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS ?

I MEAN, QUESTIONS.

YEAH.

PROFESSOR, WHAT'S THE HELICOPTER WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING

DOING OVER THERE ?

IT'S JUST SITTING THERE, RUNNING.

I'M JUST ASKING.

UM, NO MORE QUESTIONS !

WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE !

EVERYONE TURN AROUND.

OKAY, YOU CAN TURN BACK AROUND.

STRIPPERELLA !

HOW DID SHE GET IN HERE ?

STAND BACK !

IT'S NO USE, STRIPPERELLA.

THAT COVER IS EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL.

OKAY, EVERYONE, STAND BACK.

SUPERCHARGED BLASTING THERMOS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW !

STRIPPERELLA DID IT !

WE'RE SAVED !

HERE, YOU CAN USE THIS FRUIT ROLLUP LADDER TO CLIMB OUT.

IT'S APRICOT !

HEY, WHERE'S CATHY TERIA ?

OKAY, HERE COMES THE HARMLESS ERUPTION.

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING ?

THIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU ALL !

SUCKERS !

( Stripperella ) NOT SO FAST !

STRIPPERELLA ?

SO LONG, STRIPPERELLA !

I'M GOING TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL,

AND BUILD AN EVEN BIGGER LIFE-SIZE

WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME !

( laughing )

LOOK OUT ! SHE'S GOT A SANDWICH !

SAY CHEESE !

( crowd gasping )

WELL, PROFESSOR, THIS IS USUALLY WHEN MY FOES

REVEAL THE BACKSTORY

TO THEIR FIENDISHLY-EVIL PLOTS.

SO, GO AHEAD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS ?

IT'S JUST SOMETHING

I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED TO DO.

OH, PLEASE ! IT CAN'T BE THAT SIMPLE.

YOU WEREN'T PICKED ON BY OTHER KIDS ?

YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR PARENTS IN A FREAK VOLCANO ACCIDENT ?

MAKING A VOLCANO TO DESTROY THE CITY

IS JUST SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO !

HEY, LOOK, A BUTTON !

I LOVE BUTTONS !

( explosion )

( screaming )

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS !

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL DOOMED !

( maniacal laughter )

WELL, NOW, THAT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE,

YOU'RE DOOMED, TOO.

OH, NO !

I TAKE BACK THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE !

HOW DO WE STOP THE VOLCANO ?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE DETONATOR THINGY,

AND REMOVE THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT

FROM THE DOO-HICKEY !

THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO HARD.

WHERE'S THE DETONATOR THINGY ?

INSIDE THE VOLCANO !

OH, AND YOU ONLY HAVE 15 SECONDS.

I'M GOING IN.

STRIPPERELLA, DON'T GO IN THERE !

YOU'LL BE KILLED !

DON'T WORRY, VICKY.

I'M IMPERVIOUS TO ALL TEMPERATURES

AND WEATHER CONDITIONS.

HEY, HOW DID SHE KNOW MY NAME ?

OKAY, WHERE'S THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT ?

NO, THAT'S THE TWISTY DOO-DAD.

AH ! THERE IT IS.

GOT IT !

( crowd cheering )

GIMME AN "S" !

GIMME A "T" !

GIMME AN R-I-P !

STRIPPERELLA !

YAY !

PROFESSOR CRANIUM, DOES THIS MEAN

OUR TEST TOMORROW IS CANCELLED ?

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A "SILVER STRAINER" !

WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERT

WOULD LET SOMEONE DO THAT TO THEM ?

DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU TRY IT, TOOTS.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

YOUR MOTHER SAID SHE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME.

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.

MAKING HERTENDER LOINSDEBUT, ETHEL !

( hooting and hollering )

LEONARD, HAND ME A FORK FROM BEHIND THE BAR.

I WANNA GOUGE MY EYES OUT.

THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU, NATHAN.

GOING OUT TO YOU.

YES, ETHEL, YES !

I TAUGHT HER THAT MOVE.

ISN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL ?

KEVIN ? KEVIN ?

♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪