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OH, IT'S SO NICE TO SPEND
A RELAXING AFTERNOON
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AWAY FROM THE CLUB.
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CRIKEY, MATE !
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IT'S JOLLY NICE
TO BE SOMEWHERE
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WHERE BLOKES AIN'T ALWAYS
STARING AND DROOLING
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AT YOURKACHOINKERS.
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( man )
OH, NICE KACHOINKERS !
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( men grunting )
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CRIMINY, AREN'T YOU COLD
IN THAT SKIMPY, LITTLE BIKINI ?
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NO.
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ACTUALLY, I'M IMPERVIOUS
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TO ALL TEMPERATURES
AND WEATHER CONDITIONS.
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CRIKINY,
JUST LIKE STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, DID I SAY "IMPERVIOUS" ?
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I MEANT, BRR !
I'M FREEZING !
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( man )
HEY, NICE--
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PURSE SNATCHERS !
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I'M GONNA GO FIND
A CARROT FOR THE NOSE.
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YEE-HA !
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OH, YOU CREEPS !
THAT PURSE IS AGUCCI !
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AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY DAY OFF.
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UGH, NO, STRIPPERELLA !
SHOOT HER !
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HUH, HA !
MISSED ME !
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USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER !
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DARN !
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UGH !
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ARRRRRRRHHH ! ARGGGGGGHHH !
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ONE PURSE, UNSNATCHED.
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OH, THANK YOU !
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HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU ?
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MMM, DO YOU HAVE
A CARROT ?
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( game chatter )
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( buzzer ringing )
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( cheering )
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( man )
HEY, A MIDGET !
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SO I'M TOO SHORT TO PLAY
YOUR LITTLE GAME, AM I ?
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WELL, NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO BE TOO SMALL !
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AAAAAHHHHH !
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( crowd screaming )
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I'M GONNA SHRINK
THE WHOLE WORLD !
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THEN, I, SMALL FRY,
WILL BE THE TALLEST MAN ALIVE !
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( excited chatter )
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HEY, STUD,
THAT COMB-OVER IS SOOO SEXY.
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HOW ABOUT A PRIVATE DANCE ?
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ALL I HAVE IS THIS 10 BUCKS,
IS THAT ENOUGH ?
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GIVE ME THAT !
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I'M GONNA TAKE THAT
JUST FOR WASTING MY TIME.
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NOW, BEAT IT,
YOU REPULSIVE FREAK OF NATURE !
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( man )
HANDS OFF YOUR PECKERS,
GUYS.
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CLAP IT UP FOR GISELLE !
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I HATE WHEN THE
COIN CONVENTION'S IN TOWN !
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HEY, AN 1858
FLYING EAGLE CENT.
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( beeping )
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OH, MY BELLY RING'S
VIBRATING.
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I MEAN, UH,
MY NELLY THING'S MIGRATING.
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WHICH IS SWEDISH FOR,
I GOTTA PEE.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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Stripperella,
where are you ?
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I'M ATTHE TENDER LOINS.
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AS YOU KNOW,
WHEN I'M NOT STRIPPERELLA,
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I LEAD A NORMAL LIFE
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AS MILD-MANNERED EXOTIC DANCER,
EROTICA JONES.
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Yes, well,
as the head ofF.U.G.G.,
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the secret organization
you work for,
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I certainly hope
that no one finds out
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that you are Erotica
and Stripperella.
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YEAH, IF ANYONE FOUND OUT
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THAT EROTICA JONES
AND STRIPPERELLA
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WERE THE SAME PERSON,
IT COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.
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SO WHAT'S UP, CHIEF ?
SOMETHING BIG ?
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Worse, something small.
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Get in here,
immediately.
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA ?
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OH, I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE,
IT'LL RUIN HER.
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EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO
RETURN THIS CAN OF MOTOR OIL.
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IT'S LEAKING, SEE ?
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OH, YOU MUST WANTTENDER LOINS,
THE AUTO SHOP.
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THIS ISTENDER LOINS,
THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
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OH, NO, I THINK I JUST GOT
A LAP DANCE FROM A MECHANIC
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AT THE AUTO SHOP !
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EVERYONE, LISTEN TO ME !
EROTICA IS--
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WOO-- !
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( gasping )
CAT, ARE YOU OKAY ?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA SUE,
ARE YA ?
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I CAME OUT HERE
TO SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT,
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BUT I HIT MY HEAD,
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AND NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT IT WAS.
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YEAH, YEAH, BRAIN INJURY,
MEMORY LOSS, WHATEVER.
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JUST SIGN THIS WAIVER
SAYING YOU WON'T SUE.
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AGENT 69,
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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ANOTHER COMICALLY-BROAD,
EVIL VILLAIN IS AT LARGE.
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HERE, WATCH THIS.
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Can't you hear
my rump talking ?
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Hear my rump talking ?
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Ah, it's saying,
"Shake it, chief, shake it.
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Shake it, chief,
shake it !"
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UH, CHIEF ?
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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH AN EVIL VILLAIN ?
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NOTHING.
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I JUST NEEDED
AN OUTSIDE OPINION.
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DO YOU THINK I'VE GOT WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE ANAMERICAN IDOL ?
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WELL, YOUR SINGING
COULD USE SOME WORK,
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AND, FRANKLY, THE OUTFIT
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MAKES ME
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
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THANK GOD THE AUDITIONS
ARE STILL TWO WEEKS AWAY.
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NOW, LET'S WATCH THIS TAPE,
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THIS IS THE ONE
WITH THE EVIL VILLAIN.
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I am Small Fry !
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Don't be fooled
by my small size,
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for the size of my evil
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is directly
inversely proportional
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to my diminutive stature !
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No, that's confusing,
okay--
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Can someone get me a step stool
or lower the camera ?!
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No, forget it !
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The point is,
I'm very, very evil !
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I've created a shrink ray,
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and I'm going to shrink
the entire world !
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( evil little laughter )
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A phone book to stand on ?!
Anything ?!
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SMALL FRY MUST BE STOPPED.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HE CAN DO
WITH THAT SHRINK RAY ?
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HE CAN SHRINK PEOPLE,
BUILDINGS, BRIDGES,
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LAMPS, SHRUNKEN HEADS--
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CHIEF, I GOT IT,
IT SHRINKS THINGS.
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EXACTLY, THINGS LIKE,
CABBAGE, SQUIRRELS,
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AND YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE--
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THOSE LITTLE CLIPPY THINGS THAT
THE GIRLS PUT IN THEIR HAIR ?
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WHY, HE COULD
SHRINK THOSE THINGS...
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AND, ALSO, SHRINK WRAP.
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I GET TO TAKE IT
HOME, FIRST.
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I GET TO
TAKE IT HOME, FIRST !
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DON'T CALL HER "IT",
IT'S "HER".
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IT'S MINE !
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GIVE HER TO ME !
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NO !
SHE WANTS ME !
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SHE DOES NOT !
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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.
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HEY, STRIPPERELLA !
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WOW, YOU'VE BUILT
AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF ME !
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NOW, THAT IF I'M INVOLVED
IN A DANGEROUS MISSION,
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WE COULD USE THIS
AS A DECOY.
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BRILLIANT !
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UH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
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YEAH, IT'S FOR MISSIONS
AND STUFF.
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SO WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE FOR ME ?
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THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE.
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IT CAN HOLD
AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF OBJECTS.
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AND IT'SPRADA !
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WE ALSO HAVE
SUPER MAGNETIC EARRINGS.
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ORIGINALLY FROMTIFFANY'S,
YOUR FAVORITE.
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OH, LET ME SEE !
LET ME SEE !
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I THINK THEY'RE
IN THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE.
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( tossing around objects )
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( dog barking )
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( cat meowing )
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( but bugle sounds )
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( Small Fry )
MIDGETS, DWARVES, ELVES
AND OTHER ASSORTED TINY PEOPLE !
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FOR YEARS, WE'VE BEEN LAUGHED AT
FOR OUR SMALL STATURE...
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( struggling )
AND OUR FUNNY WALK.
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DON'T FORGET YOUR VOICE.
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OH, YES, AND MY--
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WAIT A MINUTE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VOICE ?
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IT'S A LITTLE HIGH-PITCHED,
IS ALL.
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ALITTLEHIGH-PITCHED ?
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IS THAT SOME KIND
OF SHORT JOKE ?
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"OH, I'M SO LITTLE
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THAT MY VOICE MUST BE
ALITTLEHIGH-PITCHED ?!"
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NO, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.
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MISUNDERSTAND ?!
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OH, BECAUSE I'M SO SHORT
THAT I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ?!
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?!
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NO, THAT'S--
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WAHHH !
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HELP !
HELP !
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NOW, ARE THERE
ANY OTHER SHORT CRACKS ?
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UH-UH. NOTHING.
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NO, SIR.
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GOOD !
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THEN, LET'S GO SHRINK
THE WORLD !
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( cheering )
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( rock music playing )
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I CAN'T FIND
MY CROTCHLESS G-STRING.
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HMM, MAYBE I'LL BORROW ONE
FROM EROTICA.
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OOOH,
"SECRET STRIPPERELLA STUFF" ?
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( gasping )
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA ?
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OH, I'M GONNA TELL
EVERYONE !
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IF THOSE BOWLING BALLS
HAD HIT ME ON THE HEAD,
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THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE
CAUSED ME TO FORGET
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THAT EROTICA
IS STRIPPERELLA.
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OH, NO,
I'VE LOST MY MEMORY !
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, I CAN'T REMEMBER
A THING !
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, I FORGOT,
AGAIN !
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EROTICA IS--
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DAMN !
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( cheering )
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This is Skip Withers
with breaking news.
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An evil villain,
going by the name of "Small Fry"
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is downtown
at this very moment
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SHRINKING EVERYTHING
IN SIGHT.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT INCLUDES ME.
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( baby crying )
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OH, NO, TODDLER !
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( screaming )
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NORMALLY, I'D BE EXCITED
BY A MAN WHO'S 12 INCHES,
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BUTTHAT'SRIDICULOUS.
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HMM...
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WHERE DID EROTICA GO ?
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HELP, HELP !
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I AM TRAPPED UNDERNEATH
EXTREMELY HEAVY BEAMS !
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I'LL HELP YOU...
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BE SMALL !
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( laughing )
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YAY !
I AM SAVED !
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THINK AGAIN !
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HELP !
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I AM TRAPPED UNDERNEATH
EXTREMELY HEAVY BEAMS !
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I'LL SAVE YOU.
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OOH, NICE KACHOINKERS !
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IT'S STRIPPERELLA !
GET HER !
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( Small Fry )
AFTER HER !
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( Small Fry )
GET HER !
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( grunting and groaning )
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
STRIPPERELLA !
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LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.
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INSTEAD OF SHRINKING
EVERYTHING,
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WOULDN'T IT HAVE JUST BEEN
EASIER TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ?
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YOU KNOW,
CREATE AN ENLARGER RAY ?
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YES, BUT--
YOU DON'T-- !
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SHUT UP !
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( Small Fry )
NOW, ONE MORE BLAST
OF THIS RAY,
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00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:20,832
AND YOU WILL SHRINK
RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE !
238
00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:23,001
BUT BEFORE I KILL YOU,
239
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,736
I WANT TO GIVE YOU
NEEDLESSLY-DETAILED INFORMATION
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ABOUT MY LIFE AND PLANS.
241
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,941
REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO,
IT'S OKAY.
242
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:31,676
I WAS ONCE AN ORDINARY,
243
00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:34,278
CAREFREE,
HEIGHT-CHALLENGED PERSON.
244
00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:37,315
I SOLD DOORS,
DOOR TO DOOR.
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00:13:37,315 --> 00:13:43,388
WOULD IT HAVE BEEN SO HARD
TO LOOK DOWN ?
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00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:46,424
NO, BUT IT DIDN'T END THERE.
247
00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:50,762
EVERY DAY BROUGHT
A NEW SET OF HUMILIATIONS.
248
00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:55,099
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN
ONE BIG STRING OF EMBARRASSMENT,
249
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:59,871
FRUSTRATION, DISAPPOINTMENT
AND PREMATURE EJACULATION.
250
00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:02,473
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON THE SHORT JOKES.
251
00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:03,775
( baby crying )
252
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:06,811
SURE, IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
253
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:11,149
ONE DAY, I DECIDED
THAT I WOULD NO LONGER BE SMALL.
254
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,751
I WOULD MAKE OTHERS SMALL
255
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,788
AND THENICOULD
HUMILIATETHEM !
256
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,089
( laughing )
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00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,125
SO, YOU SEE, STRIPPERELLA,
I--
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00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,860
HEY, WHERE'D SHE GO ?
259
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,162
I DON'T KNOW.
260
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:26,330
SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED
DURING THE FLASHBACK.
261
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,066
DAMN !
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00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:30,234
( man on television )
Tonight's presentation
of "Little Women",
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starring Martin Short
and Minnie Driver,
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is brought to you
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00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:37,608
by "Teeny Tiny Timmy's
Itsy-bitsy Mini Muffins."
266
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:40,211
( groaning )
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( knocking )
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JUST A SEC.
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OH, CHIEF, COME IN.
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STRIPPERELLA !
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I CAME STRAIGHT
FROM REHEARSAL AND I--
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GOOD GOD, YOU'RE TINY !
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00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:58,429
CHIEF, I'M TURNING IN MY MASK
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00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:01,032
AND MY PLEASANTLY-REVEALING
UNIFORM.
275
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,876
MY DAYS AS A SUPERHERO/
SECRET AGENT ARE OVER.
276
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,611
I'M THROUGH !
277
00:15:14,045 --> 00:15:15,346
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
278
00:15:15,346 --> 00:15:16,647
I'M NO GOOD
TO ANYONE ANYMORE.
279
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:18,382
LOOK AT ME !
280
00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,551
I'M JUST GLAD YOUR BROTHER
ISN'T AROUND
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00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,286
TO HEAR YOU TALK LIKE THAT.
282
00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:23,154
CHIP ?
283
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:26,624
THAT'S RIGHT, CHIP.
284
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:30,528
CHIPPERELLA WAS THE BEST
STRIPPER/SECRET AGENT
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00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:32,263
WE EVER HAD.
286
00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:35,299
HE DIDN'T KNOW
THE WORD, "QUIT".
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00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,034
HE GOT HIS MEMORY ERASED ONCE.
288
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:38,770
WE MANAGED TO RESTORE
MOST OF IT,
289
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,372
BUT THE WORD "QUIT"
WAS GONE FOREVER.
290
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:43,107
I WISH HE WAS STILL HERE.
291
00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,276
I KNOW, BUT WHEN HE GOT
SUCH A GREAT DEAL
292
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,312
ON THAT DUPLEX ACROSS TOWN,
HE HAD TO MOVE.
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00:15:48,312 --> 00:15:50,047
CHIP WAS THE BEST.
294
00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:51,349
YES.
295
00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:53,084
BUT NOT BECAUSE HE WAS TALL.
296
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,253
IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAD HEART
AND BRAINS,
297
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:57,855
AND AN ASS THAT COULD CRACK
A WALNUT AT 20 YARDS
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00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,590
JUST BY LOOKING AT IT.
299
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:00,892
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
300
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,193
I DON'T KNOW.
301
00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,928
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THIS,
302
00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:06,964
THERE'S ONLY ONE AGENT CAPABLE
OF STOPPING SMALL FRY,
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00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:10,868
AND THAT AGENT'S NAME
ENDS WITH "ERELLA" !
304
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:13,905
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I CAN DEFEAT SMALL FRY.
305
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:17,375
IWILLDEFEAT SMALL FRY !
306
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,146
ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT CHIP.
307
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,183
SHE'S FAR TOO TINY.
308
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:28,653
TIME TO KICK
A LITTLE ASS !
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00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:38,896
( robotic voice )
HEY... THERE... HANDSOME.
310
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,631
SCIENCE... MAKES ME...
HORNY.
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00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:43,234
SHIVER ME' SHILLELAGH,
YOU'RE BIG, AGAIN !
312
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:47,137
OH, HAL... OH, BERNARD...
YOU'RE SO SEXY.
313
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:51,041
SWEET POTATO FAMINE !
WHO ARE HAL AND BERNARD ?
314
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,511
TAKE ME...
TAKE ME, NOW !
315
00:16:54,511 --> 00:16:57,114
WATER, ANYONE ?
316
00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:59,717
OOOOHH !
317
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:03,187
OOH, I GUESS
SHE'S GOT HIM ALL HOT !
318
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:09,260
HEY, GUYS, UP HERE !
319
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:11,862
( cat screeching )
320
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,465
A LITTLE STRIPPERELLA
GOES A LONG WAY !
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00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,634
YOU'RE NEXT, SMALL FRY.
322
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:17,935
IS IT READY, YET ?
323
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,670
I JUST NEED
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
324
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:20,971
OH,LITTLEMORE TIME ?
325
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:22,273
WHAT WAS THAT ?
SOME SORT OF SHORT JOKE ?
326
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:23,574
NO, NO--
327
00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:24,441
"NO" ?
328
00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:25,743
THAT'S A PRETTY SHORT WORD.
329
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,478
OH, SHORT LIKE ME,
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?!
330
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:29,213
OH, FRY, NOW, YOU'RE
JUST BEING RIDICULOUS.
331
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,948
JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE !
332
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,984
( screaming )
333
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,286
( laughing )
334
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,454
SMALL FRY, YOUR CHANCES
OF SHRINKING THE WORLD
335
00:17:37,454 --> 00:17:38,756
HAVE JUST SHRUNK.
336
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,057
SORRY, STRIPPERELLA,
337
00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:43,527
SMALL FRY IS ABOUT
TO BE SUPERSIZED.
338
00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:47,431
( evil laughter )
339
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:58,709
( deep voice )
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN
CALL ME "LARGE FRY" !
340
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:01,312
BY THE WAY,
THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA
341
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:03,480
FOR THE ENLARGING RAY !
342
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,215
UH-OH, I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.
343
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,083
"BIG TROUBLE" ?
344
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,818
WHAT IS THAT,
SOME SORT OF TALL JOKE ?
345
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,553
YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES.
346
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:12,589
AND YOU HAVE SECONDS LEFT
TO LIVE !
347
00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:14,758
RAZOR HEELS, ACTIVATE !
348
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,361
OW, OW, OW, OW... !
349
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:22,566
( honking horn )
350
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:25,169
( growling )
351
00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:34,278
( laughing evilly )
352
00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:42,086
I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I'M FORGETTING.
353
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:43,387
( Stripperella )
LOOK OUT, CAT !
354
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:45,122
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE--
WAIT !
355
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:49,893
I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER !
EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
356
00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:51,628
I'LL RUIN HER!
357
00:18:52,062 --> 00:18:53,364
WHAT THE--
358
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:56,834
OH, NO !
359
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,002
I'M GONNA LOSE MY MEMORY,
AGAIN !
360
00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:05,075
DAMN, I DID LOSE
MY MEMORY AGAIN !
361
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:08,112
AH, I FORGOT EVERYTHING !
362
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,714
GOTTA GET
THAT SHRINK RAY.
363
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,317
MAGNETIC EARRINGS,
DO YOUR STUFF !
364
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:18,956
THOSE WERE FROMTIFFANY'S !
365
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:21,558
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE SMALLER
THAN THEY APPEAR !
366
00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:24,595
GOODBYE, STRIPPERELLA !
367
00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:29,800
NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE
SMALL AGAIN !
368
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:33,270
WAIT A MINUTE, I'M NORMAL !
369
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,571
THIS IS GREAT !
370
00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:36,740
FINALLY,
I'M NORMAL SIZE !
371
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,210
OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY ENTIRE--
372
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,416
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.
373
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:49,319
YOUR SHRINKING DAYS
ARE DONE !
374
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,488
OH, YEAH ?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ?
375
00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:54,091
I'M STILL BIGGER THAN YOU !
376
00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:57,127
EVER HEAR THE EXPRESSION,
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ?
377
00:19:57,127 --> 00:19:59,296
YEAH, IS THAT TRUE ?
378
00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:00,597
ORDINARILY, NO,
BUT IN THIS CASE...
379
00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:03,200
( grunting )
380
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,345
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SPEND
A LITTLE TIME
381
00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:17,514
IN THE BIG HOUSE !
382
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:19,683
OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
SOME SORT OF SHORT JOKE ?!
383
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:24,021
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT IS.
384
00:20:25,322 --> 00:20:27,491
OKAY, WE'VE RECONFIGURED
THE ENLARGER RAY.
385
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,226
NOW, INSTEAD OF TURNING YOU
INTO A GIANT,
386
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,829
IT SHOULD RETURN YOU
TO YOUR NORMAL SIZE.
387
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,564
LET'S DO IT.
388
00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:40,504
UH... GUYS ?
389
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:44,842
WE'LL TRY AGAIN.
390
00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:46,143
WHOOPSY, SORRY.
391
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:47,444
All the buildings
and automobiles
392
00:20:47,878 --> 00:20:49,179
have been returned
to normal size,
393
00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:51,348
and, so,
thanks to Stripperella,
394
00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:53,517
the world is, once again,
safe to laugh at
395
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:55,686
and mock people
of smaller statures.
396
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:59,156
IS SHE OKAY ?
397
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:03,927
SHE'LL BE OKAY,
398
00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:06,530
BUT THE DOCTOR SAID THAT
SHE'LL NEVER RECOVER HER MEMORY
399
00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:09,566
OF ANYTHING SHE'S LEARNED
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS.
400
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,301
SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
401
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,470
YOU JUST RAN OUT OF HERE
AND DISAPPEARED FOR TWO DAYS !
402
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,205
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
403
00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:19,109
I WAS DEALING
WITH ALITTLEPROBLEM.
404
00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:42,099
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
405
00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,870
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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