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LOVELY DAY FOR
A COMPUTER CRASH.
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( laughing )
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( screaming )
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( laughing )
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IF IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
BY A COMPUTER,
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IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
BY ME, QUEEN CLITORIS !
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( laughing )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( whistling )
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OOH, BABY,
LOOK AT HER !
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( cheering )
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( screaming )
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WHOA !
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( cheering )
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( cheers and applause )
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THAT WAS GREAT,
EROTICA !
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ONE TIME,
BACK IN MY HOMETOWN
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OF CAMELTOE,
MISSOURI,
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I WAS TRYING TO DANCE
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INSIDE A GIANT
GLASS OF SCOTCH,
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BUT IT WAS ON THE ROCKS, AND
I SLIPPED AND HIT MY HEAD !
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LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY,
I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU,
WE'RE CLOSING TOMORROW,
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FOR A PRIVATE PARTY.
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IT'S A KIDS' PARTY,
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SO YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA WORK
OUT SOME DANCE ROUTINES
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THAT ARE A LITTLE
MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY.
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HEY, IT'S NOT A
KIDS' PARTY !
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IT'S A PARTY
FOR KID ROCK !
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KID ROCK ?
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TUMBLIN'
TUMBLEWEEDS !
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I LOVE KID ROCK !
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA MEET HIM !
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DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE WITH
PAM ANDERSON ?
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I REALLY WANNA MEET HER.
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YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
SAY I LOOK LIKE HER !
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( beeping )
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OH, NO, MY BELLY
RING'S VIBRATING !
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I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO.
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MY AUNT IS SICK
IN THE HOSPITAL.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
WHAT IS IT ?
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We've got a problem.
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TIME TO UTILIZE MY
COMPUTER TRAIN-ING.
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( laughter )
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( screaming )
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THIS JOB SUCKS.
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NOTHING EXCITING EVER
HAPPENS HERE... TRAIN !!
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( screaming )
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Hello, this is your friendly
neighborhood cyber-villain,
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Queen Clitoris !
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I hope you're
enjoying all this chaos,
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because I'm just
getting started.
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That is,
unless you meet my demands.
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I want $1 million
in unmarked bills,
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and I want another
million in marked bills.
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Also, I would like some
yogurt, bug repellent,
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a VCR, oh,
the new Mariah Carey CD,
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some candles and a gift basket
fromBed and Bobble works,
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and, oh, yes,
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I would like all
these to be delivered to me
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by the world's most passionate
Latin lover, Armando !
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SHE'S INSANE !
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BUT SHE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE IN MEN.
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I'm Margo Van Winkle.
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Coming up at
the top of the hour,
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a dog that thinks
it's a cat.
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( chuckling )
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But, first, the entire world
is being held hostage
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by cyber-villain
Queen Clitoris.
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She's demanded
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that the world's
greatest lover, Armando,
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deliver $2 million,
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and some random
assorted crap.
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Until then,
all the world's computers
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have been rendered useless.
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Skip Withers has more
on the story, Skip ?
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So, I don't know whether
they're genital warts or--
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Skip !
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WE'RE ON,
THANK YOU, MARGO.
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ARMANDO'S ABOUT TO BOARD
THE PLANE,
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LET'S HEAR
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.
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ARMANDO MUST GO TO
QUEEN CLITORIS.
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IF NEED BE, I WILL MAKE
MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER.
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I WILL RAVAGE HER BODY
LIKE A WILD BOAR.
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FOR I AM
THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER.
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THAT IS MY GIFT, THAT
IS MY CURSE.
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( Skip Withers )
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD WILL
ONCE AGAIN BE SAFE,
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THANKS TO
BRAVE LATIN HUNK, ARMANDO.
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We can't thank him enough,
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and I mean this in a purely
heterosexual way,
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when I say that tonight,
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even I feel like making hot
sweaty man-love to Armando.
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HAS KID ROCK GOTTEN HERE YET ?
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WHAT TIME IS HE
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ?
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IS THE PARTY
STILL ON ?
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WHERE'S
KID ROCK ?
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RELAX !
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I'M SURE HE'LL
BE HERE SOON !
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OH, I CAN'T
WAIT TO MEET HIM !
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I HOPE PAM ANDERSON
IS WITH HIM.
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I REALLY
WANNA MEET PAM.
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( beeping )
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OH, MAN,
OH, I GOTTA GO !
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MY UNCLE IS IN
THE HOSPITAL.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR AUNT'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
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SHE IS-- UH, VISITING
MY UNCLE.
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NOW, OH, DON'T LET KID ROCK
LEAVE BEFORE I GET BACK !
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EXCUSE ME, THIS IS
THE "TENDER LOINS", RIGHT ?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THROWING
A PARTY HERE ?
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OH, HELLO,
WELCOME !
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YOU MUST BE
THE PROUD PARENTS.
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LET ME JUST GO OVER
A FEW RULES.
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THIS AREA HERE,
OFF LIMITS.
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NO RUNNING,
NO GUM--
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
RULES, GREAT, WHATEVER.
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LET'S GET THIS
PARTY STARTED !
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( cheering )
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( screeching )
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TAKE WHAT YOU WANT,
JUST DON'T HURT ME !
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AND, FOR THE RECORD,
YOUR TIPS ARE APPRECIATED, OHH.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
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AGENT 69,
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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STRIPPERELLA, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK ?
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THIS STUFF IS GREAT.
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UH, SIR, THAT'S NOT REALLY
A BEVERAGE, PER SE.
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IT'S A LAXATIVE.
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RIGHT... THANK GOD
I'M WEARING A DIAPER.
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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STRIPPERELLA, I WANT YOU TO GO
AFTER QUEEN CLITORIS.
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SPECIAL AGENT 14 IS
ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW,
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TRYING TO TRACK
HER DOWN.
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HI, STRIPPERELLA !
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I'M HAVING A HARD
TIME FINDING CLITORIS.
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SHE'S VERY ELUSIVE.
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YOU KNOW, SOME MEN THINK THAT
CLITORIS DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
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WELL, WHAT DO
WE KNOW ABOUT HER ?
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WE KNOW THAT CLITORIS IS
EXTREMELY SENSITIVE.
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THAT'S WHY IT'S CRUCIAL
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THAT CLITORIS IS
NOT RUBBED THE WRONG WAY.
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AND WE KNOW THAT SHE'S
UP TO NO GOOD.
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THAT'S WHY WE'VE
PLANTED A WIRE ON ARMANDO.
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WE'VE REPLACED HIS
LEFT TESTICLE
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WITH A MICROPHONE.
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ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
SEVERE ?
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COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST
REPLACED ONE OF HIS BUTTONS,
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OR A CUFF LINK,
PERHAPS ?
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BUT WE
REPLACED HIS TESTICLE.
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LET'S LISTEN IN.
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( Queen Clitoris )
I'm so glad we're
together, my love.
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OH, YES, MY DEAR.
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YOU ARE SO...
BEAUTIFUL ?
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MAKE LOVE TO ME !
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MAKE LOVE
TO ME !
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HELP ME !
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NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER,
WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE !
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WE COULD LIVE ON THIS
ISLAND FOREVER !
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FOREVER ?
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SEE, NOW, ARMANDO HAS TOO MUCH
LOVE FOR JUST ONE WOMAN.
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BUT NOT IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE
WOMAN LEFT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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EXCUSE ME ?
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WELL, NOW THAT
I HAVE YOU HERE,
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I'M PLANNING ON BLOWING UP
THE REST OF THE WORLD !
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( laughing )
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I'VE HACKED INTO ALL
THE GOVERNMENT'S COMPUTERS,
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AND I CONTROL EVERY NUCLEAR
WEAPON IN EXISTENCE !
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ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS PUSH THIS BUTTON,
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WHILE HOLDING DOWN ALT AND F3
AT THE SAME TIME,
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THEN, I JUST
LEFT CLICK ON THE MOUSE...
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WAIT, DON'T CLICK IT !
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I'M NOT GONNA
CLICK IT YET.
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I'M WAITING
UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT,
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AFTER THE SEASON
FINALE OFSEX AND THE CITY.
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I HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS,
I JUST LOVE THAT SHOW !
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DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE
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WHERE THE SLUTTY ONE
SHOWED HER BOOBIES ?
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SHUT UP
AND ROMANCE ME !
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( groaning )
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OH, NO !
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IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE FOUND
THE TESTICULAR MICROPHONE !
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OH, I HOPE ARMANDO
IS OKAY.
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I'M MORE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE FATE OF THE WORLD.
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WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING !
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I DID IT,
I DID IT !
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YOU IDENTIFIED HER
WHEREABOUTS ?
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YOU'VE
PINPOINTED HER LOCATION ?
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THAT'S RIGHT, I FINGERED
CLITORIS !
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SHE LIVES ON A
BUSHY ISLAND DOWN UNDER.
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WE'LL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS
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FOR YOU TO LEAVE
RIGHT AWAY, STRIPPERELLA.
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ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT HER ISLAND,
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IT'S ALSO INHABITED
WITH GIANT CRABS.
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OH, EW, GOD,
I HATE CRABS !
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AS LONG AS
QUEEN CLITORIS IS FREE,
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WE'RE ALL IN GREAT
DANGER.
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I'M IN
GREAT DANGER.
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YOU'RE IN GREAT
DANGER.
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PEOPLE NAMED STEVE ARE
IN GREAT DANGER.
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YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE
HANDICAPPED MAN
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WHO SELLS ORANGES
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BY THE FREEWAY
OFF-RAMP ?
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HE'S IN GREAT DANGER.
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JOCKEYS,
MAGICIANS--
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I GET IT,
I GET IT.
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THEY'RE IN DANGER,
EVERYONE'S IN DANGER.
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WHAT AN IDIOT.
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( screaming )
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OW !
OW !
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QUIT IT !
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YOU
QUIT IT !
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QUIT IT !
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OH, HI,
STRIPPERELLA.
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HEY, STRIPPERELLA.
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HAL, BERNARD, WHAT DO
YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY ?
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PERFUME ?
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OH, NOT JUST ANY PERFUME,
IT'S A FREEZING AGENT.
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ANYTHING YOU SPRAY
IT ON WILL FREEZE INSTANTLY.
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PLUS, IT SMELLS
GREAT.
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WE LIKE TO
CALL IT "BRR-FUME" !
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HE LIKES TO CALL IT THAT,
I THINK PUNS ARE STUPID.
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SHUT UP !
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YOU
SHUT UP !
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UH, GUYS, WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE ?
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THESE ARE NIPPLE CUTTERS.
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THEY CAN CUT
THROUGH ANYTHING !
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00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:04,076
GLASS, METAL, PLASTIC.
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THE NIPPLE CUTTERS ALSO COME
WITH THIS NIPPLE SHARPENER,
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AND THIS
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO.
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THEY FIT RIGHT OVER
THE NIPPLES.
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HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU PUT THEM ON.
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THAT'S NOT FAIR !
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I GET TO PUT THEM
ON HER !
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YOU GOT TO DO ARMANDO'S
TESTICLE MICROPHONE.
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I DIDN'T EVEN
WANNA DO THAT.
236
00:12:19,258 --> 00:12:21,426
FELLAS, I'LL PUT THESE
ON MYSELF, OKAY ?
237
00:12:21,426 --> 00:12:22,728
UH, ALL RIGHT.
238
00:12:22,728 --> 00:12:23,595
SURE,
WHATEVER.
239
00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:14,279
( crashing )
240
00:13:14,279 --> 00:13:15,147
HEY, YO,
KID ROCK !
241
00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:16,448
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.
242
00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:17,749
REMEMBER ME ?
243
00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:18,617
OF COURSE
I REMEMBER YOU.
244
00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:22,521
EL PASO, 1998,
YOU WERE IN ROW 6, SEAT 3.
245
00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:25,557
YOU FLASHED ME, THEN I MET YOU
BACKSTAGE.
246
00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,292
WE WENT OUT TO
THAT GREAT DONUT SHOP.
247
00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:30,329
YOU BET ME I COULDN'T EAT 27
APPLE FRITTERS, BUT I DID.
248
00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:31,630
I'LL NEVER
FORGET THAT NIGHT.
249
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:32,931
YEAH !
250
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:36,401
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.
251
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,136
HMM... I DON'T
REMEMBER YOU.
252
00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:46,378
( cheering )
253
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,801
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD,
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
254
00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:14,573
OH !
255
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,308
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE
GIANT CRABS !
256
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:19,344
EW, OOH,
I HATE CRABS !
257
00:14:22,381 --> 00:14:24,549
OH !
258
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:41,032
( grunting )
259
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:50,142
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
260
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:53,178
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
261
00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:57,516
I HATE CRABS !
262
00:14:57,516 --> 00:14:59,251
AND NOW,
I HAVE EVEN LESS TIME
263
00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:00,986
THAN WHEN I SAID I DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.
264
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,721
( beeping )
265
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,022
Sorry to
bother you
266
00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,323
in the middle of your mission,
Stripperella,
267
00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:07,492
but there's one minor
detail I forgot to tell you.
268
00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:08,794
WHAT IS IT, CHIEF ?
269
00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:10,962
Well, rather than risk Queen
Clitoris blowing up the world,
270
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:13,999
we decided to go ahead and just
blow up her island first.
271
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,168
Anyway, instead of
having, say, 30 more minutes,
272
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:19,638
you have only 8 minutes to
rescue Armando,
273
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:21,807
capture Queen Clitoris,
and get off the island safely.
274
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,108
( beeping )
275
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:24,843
Oh, gotta run,
Sex and the Cityis starting.
276
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,578
Well, good luck,
Stripperella.
277
00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:29,181
( groaning )
278
00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:30,482
( Queen Clitoris )
ARMANDO, HURRY UP !
279
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,217
SEX AND THE CITY'SSTARTING,
AND DON'T FORGET,
280
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:34,820
WHEN IT'S OVER,
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE WORLD !
281
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,555
HOW CAN I FORGET ?
282
00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:39,157
HONEY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO
BLOW UP THE WORLD ?
283
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:42,194
MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'VE BEEN
NEGLECTED AND UNFULFILLED.
284
00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:43,929
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY REVENGE,
285
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,965
I WILL NOT BE
UN-UNFULFILLED !
286
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:48,700
OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
287
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,303
NOW, SHH,
THE SHOW'S STARTING.
288
00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:59,110
I GOTTA GET IN THERE...
MY NIPPLE CUTTERS !
289
00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:10,989
THE REASON I LOVE THIS SHOW
290
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:13,157
IS THAT I CAN SEE
A LITTLE OF MYSELF
291
00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:15,760
IN EACH OF THE CHARACTERS !
292
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,495
I CAN SEE A LITTLE
OF MYSELF
293
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,230
IN EACH OF
THESE CHARACTERS, TOO,
294
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,700
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
HUH, HUH ?
295
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,339
I'M GONNA LICK YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL, CLITORIS !
296
00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:30,074
WHO ARE YOU ?
297
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:32,243
I'M STRIPPERELLA,
SUPERHERO-SLASH-SECRET AGENT.
298
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,978
SORRY, I'VE NEVER
HEARD OF YOU.
299
00:16:33,978 --> 00:16:35,280
LOOK, DON'T
START WITH ME !
300
00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:37,448
I JUST BEAT THE HECK OUT
OF TWO GIANT CRABS,
301
00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:38,750
AND I'M FEELING
PRETTY CONFIDENT
302
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,051
THAT I CAN BEAT THE HECK
OUTTA YOU, TOO.
303
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,654
YOU'LL BEAT
THE HELL OUT OF NO ONE !
304
00:16:42,654 --> 00:16:43,955
I SAID, "HECK".
305
00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:46,124
EITHER WAY,
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT !
306
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,293
LADIES, PLEASE,
DON'T FIGHT OVER ME.
307
00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:51,329
THERE IS ENOUGH ARMANDO
FOR BOTH OF YOU !
308
00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:56,100
HEE-YA !
309
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,607
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HIT
A FEW BUTTONS,
310
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,776
AND IT'S THE END OF
THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT !
311
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,945
( laughing )
312
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,126
( grunting )
313
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,163
STUPID MOUSE !
314
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:27,765
COME ON,
COME TO MAMA, UGH !
315
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:36,874
OH, I CAN'T DRIVE
A STICK !
316
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:39,911
THAT'S NOT A STICK.
317
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,563
COME, BABY, YES,
COME HERE...
318
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:01,165
( laughing )
319
00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:08,539
( screaming )
320
00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:14,178
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
321
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,781
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
322
00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:19,817
( screaming )
323
00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,337
STRIPPERELLA,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
324
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:40,638
TO HAVE BEEN RESCUED
325
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:42,807
BY SUCH AN EXQUISITE WOMAN
IS AN HONOR.
326
00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:44,108
HOW CAN I REPAY YOU ?
327
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:45,843
OH, I'M SURE WE CAN
THINK OF SOMETHING.
328
00:18:46,277 --> 00:18:48,446
WE MIGHT BE STUCK IN
THIS BOAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
329
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:52,350
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO
TO PASS THE TIME ?
330
00:18:57,121 --> 00:19:01,025
( Agent 14 )
Stripperella, Armando--
I rescued you !
331
00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:06,664
Congratulations,
you are saved !
332
00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:09,701
OH, GOOD TIMING,
SPECIAL AGENT 14.
333
00:19:10,134 --> 00:19:12,737
NO, IT'S NOT, THAT WAS
AWFUL TIMING.
334
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:15,339
I KNOW,
I WAS BEING FACETIOUS.
335
00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:18,376
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED
THE PARTY !
336
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,978
I'LL NEVER GET TO MEET
KID ROCK AND PAM ANDERSON !
337
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:23,147
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE JUST
GONNA COME WALKING BACK IN
338
00:19:23,147 --> 00:19:24,882
THROUGH THAT DOOR.
339
00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:26,617
HAS ANYONE SEEN
A MONKEY ?
340
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:29,654
I THINK I LEFT
MY MONKEY IN HERE.
341
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:30,955
( squealing )
342
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:32,690
YOU'RE KID ROCK
AND PAM ANDERSON !
343
00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:34,425
OH, GOD, I WANTED TO
MEET YOU SO BAD !
344
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:35,727
I THOUGHT I
WAS GONNA MEET YOU,
345
00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:37,028
BUT THEN I HAD TO
MISS THE PARTY,
346
00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:38,329
SO I DIDN'T GET TO MEET YOU,
347
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,498
BUT NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M MEETING YOU !
348
00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:43,534
WOW, WE CAN'T
BELIEVE WE'RE MEETING YOU !
349
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:46,137
EROTICA...
WILL YOU SIGN MY CD ?
350
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:48,306
YOU KNOW, PAM,
351
00:19:48,306 --> 00:19:51,776
A LOT OF PEOPLE
TELL ME I LOOK LIKE YOU.
352
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:55,246
HMM, I DON'T REALLY SEE
A RESEMBLANCE.
353
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,547
ME NEITHER.
354
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:58,716
YOU KNOW WHO I THINK
PAM LOOKS LIKE ?
355
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,017
STRIPPERELLA.
356
00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:01,753
DON'T YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE STRIPPERELLA ?
357
00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:03,921
IF THEY EVER MAKE A
STRIPPERELLA TV SHOW,
358
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:06,090
THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GET
PAM TO PLAY HER.
359
00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:08,693
HELP !
360
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:11,729
SOMEONE GET THIS MONKEY
OFF MY FACE !
361
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:13,464
AH, THERE'S
THE LITTLE FELLA.
362
00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,199
COME HERE, MR. BOJANGLES.
363
00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,934
YOU KNOW,
WE ONLY HAVE THIS MONKEY
364
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,103
BECAUSE WE RESCUED IT FROM
A COLLEGE LABORATORY.
365
00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:21,706
WE'RE GONNA RETURN IT
TO THE WILD, BECAUSE...
366
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:23,441
ALL ANIMALS ARE MEANT
TO ROAM FREE,
367
00:20:23,441 --> 00:20:25,610
IN THEIR
NATURAL HABITATS.
368
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,345
IT WAS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
369
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:29,080
WE'LL SEE YOU
AGAIN NEXT TIME, BYE-BYE.
370
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,815
COME BACK ANYTIME !
371
00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:32,984
NO, NO,
DON'T COME BACK !
372
00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:34,719
NO MORE PRIVATE
PARTIES !
373
00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:36,454
AND ESPECIALLY,
NO MORE FILTHY MONKEYS !
374
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:39,056
THEY'RE GERM CARRYING,
DISEASE RIDDEN, AND--
375
00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,792
( screaming )
376
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,394
HELP, SOMEONE GET
THIS MONKEY OFF MY FACE !
377
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,864
OH, MONKEYS ARE
SO CUTE.
378
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:12,023
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
379
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:15,493
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪
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