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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( man )
THERE SHE IS, DAMN !
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BETTER WATCH OUT !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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DON'T YOU WORRY, KIDS,
WE'LL FIND FLUFFER.
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( crying )
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EXCUSE ME, HI.
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I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
100 COLOR COPIES.
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FLUFFER IS MISSING,
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AND, WELL, MY STEREOTYPICALLY
WHITE-BREAD FAMILY IS--
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WE'RE JUST
WORRIED SICK !
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( laughing quietly )
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TRY THAT MACHINE,
MACHINE NUMBER SIX.
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THIS IS A ROBBERY.
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( gunshots )
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( screaming )
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I CAN'T LET YOU
ENTER WITHOUT I.D.
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UNLESS I SEE SOME I.D.,
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HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT LYING, HUH ?
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( cheering )
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HEY, PERSEPHONE, CAN YOU
COVER MY SHIFT TOMORROW ?
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PLEASE ?
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BIG DATE ?
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I WISH,
TOMORROW'S AUGUST 9th.
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I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD,
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BUT AUGUST 9th'S ALWAYS BEEN
A REALLY BAD DAY FOR ME.
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I BET YOU HAVE AN
INTERESTING STORY ABOUT THAT.
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IN FACT, I DO.
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IT STARTED WHEN I WAS
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
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SO, EROTICA, NOW THAT
WE'RE GOING STEADY AND JUNK,
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I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE WE
SHOULD START FOOLING AROUND.
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BOBBY, I'M PLANNING ON SAVING
MYSELF FOR THE MAN I MARRY.
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LOOK, I'M JUST
TALKING ABOUT KISSING,
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NOT FULL INSERTION
OR ANYTHING.
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LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TALK TO YOU.
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I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST BE FRIENDS.
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WHAT ?
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BUT, BUT, EROTICA...
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.
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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE,
YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME.
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FINE, WHO NEEDS YOU ?!
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I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THE DAY YOU BROKE MY HEART
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FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE !
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WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE ?
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AUGUST 9th.
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GREAT !
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I'M PUTTING
A CURSE ON YOU.
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EVERY AUGUST 9th
FROM NOW ON,
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YOU WILL HAVE
THE WORST DAY EVER !
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( sobbing )
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THE WORST DAY EVER !
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OH, COME ON !
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YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THAT
CURSE ACTUALLY WORKED.
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THE VERY NEXT YEAR,
AUGUST 9th,
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I GOT THE CHICKEN POX.
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YEAR AFTER THAT, I BROKE
MY FINGER PLAYING CHECKERS.
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BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN
TO ME ON AUGUST 9th.
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WELL, I'LL COVER YOUR SHIFT,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.
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LOOK, EVERYBODY,
POLICE CHASE !
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OH, I LOVE POLICE CHASES, ALMOST
AS MUCH AS I LOVE POLICEMEN.
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( woman )
If you're just tuning in,
here's what we know.
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The man the police
have been following
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has been identified
as Milton Gibbs.
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Allegedly, the chase
began four hours ago,
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after Milton allegedly
robbed an alleged bank.
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He just threw us out of the car
and took off at an unsafe speed.
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He normally
doesn't rob banks
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or lead the police
on car chases.
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He's a good, churchgoing,
law-abiding, stereotypically
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white-bread man.
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I mean, he's only
had sex twice !
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HELLO ? GUYS ?
BOOBIES A-JIGGLIN' ?
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BOOBIES ? ANYONE ?
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( sirens )
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DID YOU EVER NOTICE
HOW YOU NEVER SEE EROTICA
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AND STRIPPERELLA IN
THE SAME PLACE, HMM ?
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WHAT AN ODD AND COMPLETELY
RANDOM THING TO SAY.
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I MEAN, A LOT OF
PEOPLE HAVE NEVER BEEN
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IN THE SAME PLACE
AS STRIPPERELLA.
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WE HAVEN'T.
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IT WAS JUST
AN OBSERVATION.
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EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING.
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( phone ringing )
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Good morning,
Stripperella.
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Sorry to call you on
the Frisbee phone,
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but your vibrating belly
ring seems to be broken.
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SIR, I TURNED
OFF MY BELLY RING.
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TODAY'S AUGUST 9th,
REMEMBER ?
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YOU SAID I COULD
HAVE TODAY OFF.
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I'M SORRY,
I MUST'VE BEEN LYING.
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Crime doesn't take the day
off, and neither do we.
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Now put on some clothes
and get down here.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF, AGENT
69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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STRIPPERELLA, PICK UP
THAT SLEDGEHAMMER
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AND HIT ME
IN THE GROIN.
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EXCUSE ME ?
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THE GUYS IN THE LAB HAVE
DEVELOPED A CROTCH PROTECTOR
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THAT'S IMPENETRABLE
TO ANYTHING.
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COME ON,
SLEDGEHAMMER ME.
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YES, SIR.
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( screaming )
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OH, THE PAIN, OH,
MY GOD, MAKE IT STOP !!
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OKAY, NOW HAND ME
THE IMPENETRABLE
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CROTCH PROTECTOR.
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OH, CHIEF, SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE
PUT THAT ON BEFORE I HIT YOU ?
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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OH, THANK GOD I LOST MY
TESTICLES IN THE WAR,
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OR THAT WOULD
HAVE REALLY HURT.
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WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS
UNRELATED FODDER.
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THERE'S BEEN A RASH
OF UNUSUAL CRIMES.
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( Stroganoff )
IN EACH CASE,
THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED
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BY A USUALLY HARMLESS CITIZEN
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WITH NO PREVIOUS
CRIMINAL RECORD.
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SORORITY GIRLS...
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MEN OF
THE CLOTH...
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MIDGETS...
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EVEN THE HANDICAPPED.
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THE CRIMES ARE ALL
BLATANT PUBLIC OFFENSES
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WITH LOTS OF WITNESSES.
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AND IN EACH CASE,
THE LAWBREAKER CLAIMS
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TO HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF
HAVING COMMITTED THE CRIME.
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SOUNDS LIKE
WHAT HAPPENED
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WITH THAT STEREOTYPICALLY
WHITE-BREAD FAMILY MAN.
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THE ONLY LEAD WE HAVE ARE
THESE TWO PIECES OF PAPER
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THAT WERE LEFT AT
THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
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THAT POOR LITTLE CAT.
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FLUFFER IS THE LEAST
OF OUR WORRIES.
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THE LAB GUYS RAN SOME
TESTS ON THESE PAPERS.
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WHY DON'T YOU RUN DOWN THERE AND
SEE IF THEY'VE FOUND ANYTHING.
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HI !
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WOW, LOOK AT YOU !
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MORNING, SUNSHINE.
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STRIPPERELLA, WE'VE
DEVELOPED THE FILM
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FROM YOUR
NIPPLE CAMERA.
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I KNEW THE NIPPLE
CAMERA WAS SMALL,
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BUT I DIDN'T THINK THE PHOTOS
WOULD TURN OUT SO SMALL.
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THESE ARE THE ONLY PICTURES
I HAVE OF MY COUSIN'S WEDDING.
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SORRY, MAYBE WE CAN
MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS.
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I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE
YOUR NIPPLES AGAIN.
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
GET THEM ENLARGED.
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THE PHOTOS, I MEAN.
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WE'LL JUST DEAL
WITH THAT LATER.
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HAVE YOU ANALYZED
THE PAPERS YET ?
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YES, BASED ON
THE FIBER SAMPLES,
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WE WERE ABLE TO DETERMINE
THAT WE'RE DEALING WITH
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A VERY SPECIFIC
TYPE OF PAPER.
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WHITE, 8½ X 11.
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THREE-HOLE PUNCHED,
TWO SIDED, AND THIN.
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AND THIN
AND WHITE.
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WE'VE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION
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THAT THESE TWO PAPERS
COULD ONLY HAVE COME
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FROM ONE OF THESE
7,003,080 ESTABLISHMENTS.
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EXACTLY.
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HMM, THIS IS
A LOT OF SUSPECTS.
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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BETTER LUCK
TALKING TO A CERTAIN FAMILY MAN.
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WHEN DO WE GET TO
SEE THE NIPPLES ?
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( laughing )
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OH, HEY !
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STORE-BOUGHT
HAIR CONDITIONER ?
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IF IT'S NOT SALON-PURCHASED,
I DON'T WANT IT IN MY HAIR,
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YOU CREEP.
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MILTON GIBBS ?
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STRIPPERELLA, YOU GOTTA
GET ME OUT OF HERE !
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
I'M INNOCENT.
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YOU HONESTLY DON'T
REMEMBER ROBBING THAT BANK ?
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NO !
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I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE
TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT.
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MY BREASTS ARE NATURAL
LIE DETECTORS.
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OH, OKAY.
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I SWEAR, I DON'T REMEMBER
A THING, I'M INNOCENT.
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YOU ARE
TELLING THE TRUTH.
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YOU CAN LET GO NOW.
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WHAT'S THE LAST THING
YOU DO REMEMBER ?
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THE LAST THING I REMEMBER
IS GOING INTO KLINKO'S
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TO MAKE A COPY.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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KLINKO'S.
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KLINKO'S, THAT'S IT !
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THAT WAS ONE OF THE NAMES
ON THE LIST, KLINKO'S !
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EVERYTHING IS GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.
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INNOCENT PEOPLE
ARE SUCCUMBING
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TO MY INGENIOUS
MIND-CONTROL MACHINE.
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I WILL BE A GOD !
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HOW MAY I HELP YOU ?
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I ORDERED THESE
BUSINESS CARDS,
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AND I JUST GOT
THEM IN THE MAIL,
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AND THEY'RE ALL BLANK.
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00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,192
CARL.
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WHAT ?
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00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:12,795
SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE
WANTED ANYTHING ON THEM.
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WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE
YOU ALL MY INFORMATION ?
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SO I COULD SEND YOU YOUR
BLANK BUSINESS CARDS.
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YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE
OF HELPFUL !
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HARDER:
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TRYING TO TAKE
OVER THE WORLD
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OR RUNNING A CHAIN
OF STUPID COPY STORES.
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HI, I'M MUFFY.
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JUST AN ORDINARY
CHEERLEADER.
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I AM HANS KLINKO,
JUST OWNER OF KLINKO'S.
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HOW CAN I HELP
YOU, MUFFY ?
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DO YOU CARRY WHITE 8½ X 11,
THREE-HOLE PUNCHED,
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TWO-SIDED PAPER ?
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YES.
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I THOUGHT SO.
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CRAZY ABOUT THAT
STEREOTYPICALLY
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WHITE-BREAD FAMILY MAN
ROBBING THAT BANK, HUH ?
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HE MADE COPIES HERE,
DIDN'T HE ?
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ARE YOU HERE
TO MAKE COPIES,
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OR TO ASK SUSPICIOUS
QUESTIONS IN A TONE
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THAT IMPLIES THAT
I MIGHT HAVE DONE
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SOMETHING EVIL
AND MISCHIEVOUS ?
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OH, UM, I'M HERE
TO MAKE COPIES.
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WHAT ARE YOU COPYING ?
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THIS ?
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00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:17,426
YOU WANT TO
COPY A PEN ?
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YES.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
YOU'LL NEED AN EXTRA PEN.
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WHY DON'T YOU USE
THAT COPY MACHINE ?
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MACHINE NUMBER... SIX.
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CARL !
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TAKE THIS EVIL COMMAND
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AND SCAN IT INTO
THE MIND-CONTROL MACHINE.
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OKAY.
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"JUMP OFF THE 5th
STREET BRIDGE" ?
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I WANT THAT NOSY
CHEERLEADER DEAD.
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MUST BE A PAPER JAM.
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OH, WELL.
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NOT "OH, WELL," MORON !
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00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:13,382
GET OVER THERE
AND FIX IT !
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00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,551
OH, LET ME FIX THAT.
234
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,021
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T
USE ANOTHER MACHINE.
235
00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:23,792
YOU GOTTA USE
THIS EVIL ONE.
236
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:28,130
"ROB THE COUNTY FAIR,
PUT MONEY IN THE GOAT CAGE."
237
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:29,431
I GOTTA GO !
238
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:32,034
CHEERLEADING EMERGENCY.
239
00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:45,047
UNSCRUPULOUS VILLAINS,
PREPARE TO BECOME SCRUPULOUS.
240
00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,650
DARN AUGUST 9th !
241
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,729
IT'S FLUFFER !
242
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,706
HERE, PUSSY,
COME ON, FLUFFER.
243
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,875
HERE, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY.
244
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,478
WHOA !
245
00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:17,646
( grunting )
246
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,491
HERE, PUSSY.
247
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:30,659
GOTCHA !
248
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:32,394
OH !
249
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,033
TO THE COUNTY FAIR.
250
00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:44,106
STAY, FLUFFER.
251
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:50,613
IF I WAS GONNA ROB A COUNTY
FAIR, WHERE WOULD I START ?
252
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,649
( screaming )
253
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:56,685
NO !
254
00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:57,553
HEY !
255
00:13:57,553 --> 00:14:00,155
( screaming )
256
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:02,758
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
257
00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:05,794
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE
A RIDE ON THE ASS KICKINATOR !
258
00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:09,265
HUH ?
259
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,433
THE ASS KICKINATOR
IS NOT REALLY A RIDE.
260
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,168
I JUST MADE THAT UP.
261
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,771
HEY !
262
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,496
( bleating )
263
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,870
I THINK I'LL PAY A LITTLE
AFTER-HOURS VISIT TO KLINKO'S.
264
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,257
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
HANS KLINKO.
265
00:15:19,535 --> 00:15:22,571
THEY'RE OPEN
24 HOURS, HUH ?
266
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:23,872
AUGUST 9th.
267
00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:25,174
STRIPPERELLA !
268
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,475
CARL !
269
00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:27,343
SEIZE HER !
270
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,511
BUT, DUDE, I'M
LIKE SO CLOCKED OUT.
271
00:15:29,945 --> 00:15:31,680
I'LL CLOCK YOU OUT,
YOU WORTHLESS TWIT !
272
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:36,018
OKAY, COME ON !
273
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,187
( man )
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT
A STAPLE REMOVER !
274
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,356
( screaming )
275
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,730
( beeping )
276
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,971
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
277
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,272
TAKE THAT !
278
00:15:57,272 --> 00:15:59,441
MAYBE NOW YOU'LL
REMEMBER THE TONER, HUH ?
279
00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:05,681
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
280
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:09,852
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
WILL BE HOLDING IT RIGHT THERE.
281
00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:18,093
YOU'RE GLUED
TO THE GROUND !
282
00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:19,395
DARN.
283
00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:20,696
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD ?
284
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,431
YOU'RE GLUED TO
A CONVEYOR BELT !
285
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:23,732
WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT THAT ?
286
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,901
THE CONVEYOR BELT IS
GOING TO CONVEY YOU
287
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:29,371
TO THAT GIANT
PAPER SHREDDER !
288
00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:31,540
OOH, THAT IS BAD.
289
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:33,275
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING
TO BE DEAD SOON,
290
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,010
BUT FOR SOME REASON,
291
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:38,914
I FEEL COMPELLED TO
TELL YOU MY EVIL PLAN.
292
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,950
UP UNTIL NOW, I HAVE ONLY HAD
ONE MIND CONTROL MACHINE.
293
00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:47,156
BUT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,
I WILL HAVE THOUSANDS OF THEM !
294
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,758
OBSERVE, EACH OF THESE
RED LIGHTS REPRESENT
295
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,060
A KLINKO'S STORE.
296
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,361
WHEN I PULL THAT LEVER,
297
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,963
ALL OF THE MACHINES
WILL BE ACTIVATED.
298
00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:57,566
JUST WATCH
THE LIGHTS LIGHT UP.
299
00:16:57,566 --> 00:16:59,301
YOUR BIG PLAN WAS
TO PULL THAT LEVER
300
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,904
AND LIGHT UP ALL THOSE
LITTLE LIGHT BULBS ?
301
00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:03,205
BIG DEAL !
302
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:05,808
NO, NO !
303
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:09,278
EACH LIGHT BULB
REPRESENTS A KLINKO'S STORE.
304
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,748
AS THE MIND CONTROL MACHINE
IN EACH STORE IS ACTIVATED,
305
00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:15,350
THE CORRESPONDING LIGHT
BULB WILL LIGHT UP !
306
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:18,387
OH, WELL, SEE, NOW THAT'S
A MUCH CLEARER EXPLANATION.
307
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,556
AH, ENOUGH SUPERHERO
EVIL VILLAIN BANTER.
308
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,158
PREPARE TO DIE !
309
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,201
IT FIGURES I'D DIE
ON AUGUST 9th.
310
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:35,804
NOW I'M JUST GOING TO
TURN MY BACK ON YOU.
311
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,672
FOOLISH AS IT SOUNDS,
312
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:39,708
I AM NOT GOING
TO WATCH YOU DIE.
313
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,877
( grunting )
314
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,950
MIDNIGHT,
IT'S AUGUST 10th.
315
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:50,552
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
316
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,625
HUH ?
317
00:17:56,625 --> 00:18:01,830
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I REALLY LIKED THOSE SHOES.
318
00:18:02,264 --> 00:18:03,999
THEY WEREPRADA!
319
00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:30,025
SHAME YOU DON'T HAVE ONE
OF THOSE IMPENETRABLE
320
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,760
CROTCH PROTECTORS.
321
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,495
IMPENETRABLE
CROTCH PROTECTOR ?
322
00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:35,230
YOU MEAN A CONDOM ?
323
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,399
I COULD GET ONE,
WHY, DO YOU WANT TO--
324
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:39,134
I MEANT, AN IMPENETRABLE
CROTCH PROTECTOR BECAUSE
325
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,869
I'M ABOUT TO KICK
YOU IN THE GROIN.
326
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,038
VERY HARD.
327
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:46,074
( screaming )
328
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:52,581
SEEMS THAT THE NEXT
PHASE OF YOUR PLAN WAS
329
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:57,352
TO GET YOURSELF
LAMINATED.
330
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:59,955
YOU KNOW, I LIKE
A MAN WHO'S WELL-HUNG.
331
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:01,690
I'LL GET YOU,
STRIPPERELLA !
332
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,991
AS SOON AS I GET
DOWN FROM HERE,
333
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:04,726
FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO UN-LAMINATE MYSELF,
334
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,196
SOMEHOW GET AWAY BEFORE THE COPS
GET HERE... AH, SCREW IT.
335
00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:10,365
I'M NEVER GONNA GET YOU !
336
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:15,137
( cheering )
337
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:30,318
WHERE'D YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THESE HUGE, LUSCIOUS MELONS ?
338
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,222
( purring )
339
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:36,391
HEY, IT'S
FLUFFER'S FAMILY !
340
00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:37,693
OH, FLUFFER...
341
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:38,994
OH, SWEETIE,
COME TO MOMMY.
342
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,729
WE'D LIKE TO GIVE
YOU THIS REWARD.
343
00:19:40,729 --> 00:19:42,898
I'D RATHER YOU USE THE MONEY
TO GET FLUFFER NEUTERED.
344
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:45,934
PET OVERPOPULATION
IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
345
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,103
WHY, IN THE SHORT TIME
WE'VE BEEN TALKING,
346
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,272
THREE MILLION PETS WERE
NOT SPAYED OR NEUTERED.
347
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,308
OKAY, I PROMISE YOU WE'LL
HAVE FLUFFER'S BALLS CUT OFF,
348
00:19:53,742 --> 00:19:56,778
BUT I STILL INSIST ON
GIVING YOU A REWARD.
349
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,947
OWW !
350
00:20:00,248 --> 00:20:02,851
HEY, EROTICA,
GUESS WHO THIS IS.
351
00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:03,719
NO WAY !
352
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,020
BOBBY STINSON ?
353
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,755
IN THE FLESH, BABE.
354
00:20:06,755 --> 00:20:09,357
TAKE A GOOD LOOK,
SEE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING ?
355
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,394
THIS COULD'VE
ALL BEEN YOURS.
356
00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:13,261
I FOUND HIM FOR YOU.
357
00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:14,563
I WANTED TO CLEAR UP
THIS CURSE NONSENSE
358
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,298
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
359
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,165
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
BACK THE CURSE ?
360
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:20,635
THERE NEVER WAS A CURSE,
I WAS JUST GOOFING.
361
00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,370
I DON'T HAVE
SPECIAL POWERS.
362
00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,238
BUT YOU SAID--
363
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:25,841
HEY, I ALSO SAID
I WAS A VAMPIRE,
364
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:26,708
BUT COME ON.
365
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,745
I'M AS MUCH OF A VAMPIRE
AS YOU ARE A SUPERHERO
366
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,480
AND/OR SECRET AGENT.
367
00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:33,648
SO THERE'S NO
CURSE AFTER ALL ?
368
00:20:33,648 --> 00:20:34,750
SEE ?
369
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,685
I TOLD YOU IT
WAS NO BIG DEAL.
370
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:40,589
ALL THESE YEARS, MY BAD LUCK
HAS JUST BEEN PSYCHOSOMATIC.
371
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:44,493
SO, PERSEPHONE, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOOL AROUND AND JUNK ?
372
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,661
OH, WELL, UH,
LISTEN, BOBBY,
373
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:50,565
LAST NIGHT WAS KIND OF
A ONE-NIGHT THING.
374
00:20:50,565 --> 00:20:51,867
OOH, WELL, IT'S OVER,
375
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,035
AND I THINK MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS.
376
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:54,903
WHAT ?
377
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,939
BUT, BUT, PERSEPHONE,
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.
378
00:20:57,939 --> 00:21:00,108
LOVE ?
379
00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:01,409
FINE, WHO NEEDS YOU ?
380
00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,145
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THE DAY YOU BROKE MY HEART
381
00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,446
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
382
00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:06,615
I'M PUTTING A CURSE
ON YOU, PERSEPHONE.
383
00:21:06,615 --> 00:21:08,350
EVERY AUGUST 10th
FROM NOW ON,
384
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,519
YOU WILL HAVE
THE WORST DAY EVER !
385
00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:13,989
( sobbing )
386
00:21:13,989 --> 00:21:16,158
THE WORST DAY EVER !
387
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,760
OH, NO, I'M DOOMED.
388
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,061
OH, CALM DOWN.
389
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,664
YOU SAID YOURSELF
IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.
390
00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:23,965
WELL, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
391
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:26,134
YOU DON'T HAVE
A CURSE ON YOU.
392
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:51,726
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
393
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:55,197
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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