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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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SKIP WITHERS HERE
WITH BREAKING NEWS.
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A TENSE SCENE IS DEVELOPING
AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY,
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WHERE SEXY SUPER-HEROINE,
STRIPPERELLA, IS ATTEMPTING
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TO DIFFUSE
A LIVE BOMB.
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THE SITUATION BEGAN WHEN
DEMOLITION WORKERS MISTAKENLY
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PLACED THE POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE
ON THE LIBRARY.
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THE BUILDING THAT WAS ACTUALLY
INTENDED FOR DEMOLITION
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IS THAT CONDEMNED
ONE ACROSS THE STREET.
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STRIPPERELLA, WHAT'S
GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND ?
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NO TIME.
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LIVE BOMB,
OUT OF THE WAY !
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DARN IT !
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HOT COFFEE,
COMING THROUGH !
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( quacking )
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
THEY'RE GONNA GET
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THOSE 30 ORPHANS AND
THOSE ADORABLE PUPPIES
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OUT OF THAT
COLLAPSED CAVE.
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( explosion )
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( cheering )
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STRIPPERELLA !
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THIS PURSE IS A REAL,
AUTHENTIC, GENUINEGUCCI.
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IT RETAILS AT OVER $2,000.
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I, PUSHY GALORE, AM OFFERING
THIS PURSE TO YOU TODAY,
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FOR THE LOW,
LOW PRICE OF $19.95.
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YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE AN ABSOLUTE
IDIOT NOT TO BUY THIS PURSE,
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A COMPLETE CHUCKLEHEAD.
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IF A MORON MATED WITH
A MENTALLY CHALLENGED MONKEY,
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YOU WOULD BE
THE OFFSPRING.
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AM I GETTING
THROUGH TO YOU ?
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BUY THIS PURSE, YOU WON'T
FIND A BETTER DEAL.
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THAT'S WHY
EVERYBODY LOVES PUSHY !
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( laughing )
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( man )
THAT'S RIGHT,
TWO PURSES.
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OH, WHAT THE HECK,
MAKE IT THREE.
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I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO,
EVERYBODY LOVES PUSHY.
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( laughing )
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HOW DOES SHE SELL ALL THESE
QUALITY BRAND-NAME PRODUCTS
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AT SUCH RIDICULOUSLY
LOW PRICES ?
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IT'S ALMOST
SUSPICIOUS.
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LIKE THERE'S
SOME GREATER STORY
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BEHIND THE MERCHANDISE
SHE'S SELLING.
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BUT HEY !
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A DEAL'S A DEAL.
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GISELLE, I IRONED
YOUR G-STRING.
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WHATEVER.
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OH, COME ON !
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YOU'RE NOT STILL
UPSET WITH ME !
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I TOLD HER SHE CAN'T
BREATHE FIRE ONSTAGE.
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AM I CRAZY ?
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YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND ME.
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I WANNA BREATHE FIRE
BECAUSE IT'S A METAPHOR
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FOR THE CREATIVE CREATIVITY THAT
BURNS DEEP WITHIN MY THIGHS.
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WELL, SURELY THERE MUST
BE A LESS FLAMMABLE WAY
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TO EXPRESS YOURSELF.
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LADIES...
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DIRK McMAHON !
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?
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CAME TO CHECK OUT
THE COMPETITION,
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OR SHOULD I SAY,
LACK OF COMPETITION ?
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LISTEN, ANYTIME ONE OF
YOU GORGEOUS BROADS
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WANTS TO COME AND WORK
FOR A REAL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
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YOU CALL ME.
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ESPECIALLY YOU, EROTICA.
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UGH, I WOULDN'T
WORK ATSILICONE'S,
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EVEN IF I HAD
CHILDREN--
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WHICH I DON'T.
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AND THEY WERE KIDNAPPED,
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AND THE KIDNAPPER SAID IF I
WANTED TO SEE MY KIDS AGAIN,
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WHICH I DON'T HAVE,
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I'D HAVE TO WORK
AT SILICONE'S !
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YOU CAN'T JUST
SASHAY IN HERE
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AND TRY TO STEAL
AWAY MY EMPLOYEES !
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WE'RE LIKE
A FAMILY HERE !
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MR. DIRK ?
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IF I WORKED FOR YOU,
COULD I BREATHE FIRE ?
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AS LONG AS
YOU'RE NAKED.
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THEN YOU'VE GOT
YOURSELF A NEW DANCER.
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GISELLE !
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IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND, EROTICA,
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YOU KNOW WHERE
TO FIND ME.
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( Erotica )
OOH, COME ON,
PURSE, COME ON.
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GET HERE ALREADY.
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( buzzing )
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( squealing )
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PACKAGE FROM
PUSHY GALORE.
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MY PURSE !
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( muffled )
MY FACE.
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HMM... THIS DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE AGUCCI.
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( growling )
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THIS.... THIS...
THIS PURSE IS A PHONY !
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( Erotica )
I'M TELLING YOU,
CHIEF STROGANOFF,
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THIS PURSE IS A FAKE.
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PUSHY GALORE IS
SELLING KNOCKOFFS.
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I SHOULD'VE
SUSPECTED SOMETHING.
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I BOUGHT THESEPRADASHOES AND
MATCHING HOT PANTS FROM HER,
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AND I'M EXTREMELY
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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OH, WELL, OH !
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HIGH HEELS ARE ALWAYS
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
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RIGHT.
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THANK GOD I'M NOT
A TRANSVESTITE.
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SO WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT PUSHY GALORE ?
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LET'S BRING IN
SPECIAL AGENT 14.
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HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
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SEND IN SPECIAL
AGENT 14 !
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STRIPPERELLA,
CHIEF STROGANOFF,
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HERE'S THE 4-1-1
ON PUSHY GALORE.
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BEFORE PUSHY GALORE MADE
HER MARK IN THE FASHION WORLD,
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SHE WAS A TOP GENETIC PHYSICIST
AT THE INSTITUTE OF GENETICS.
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ALSO, PUSHY HAS LEGALLY ADOPTED
MORE THAN 1,000 IMMIGRANTS
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FROM THIRD-WORLD NATIONS,
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ALL OF WHICH-- OH !--
APPARENTLY LIVE WITH HER,
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BUT SUSPICIOUSLY HAVE NEVER
BEEN SEEN IN PUBLIC.
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ALSO, PUSHY GALORE
HAS BEEN MARRIED 143 TIMES.
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EVERY ONE OF HER HUSBANDS
DISAPPEARED MYSTERIOUSLY,
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SHORTLY AFTER
THEIR WEDDING DAY.
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SHE'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO
CELEBRITY FITNESS GURU,
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RICHARD SLIMMONS.
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OOH, THAT'S ME AND
MY WIFE MAKING THE LOVE.
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I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT GOT IN THERE.
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OH !
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THERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE.
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ONE MORE THING.
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PUSHY GALORE HAS NEVER
BEEN SEEN WITHOUT HER COAT.
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SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.
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OH, THAT'S PROBABLY
HARVEY, MY TROUT.
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YOU KEEP A TROUT
IN YOUR PANTS ?
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WELL, THESE NEW PANTS
DON'T HAVE POCKETS.
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I'D BETTER GET THIS
PURSE DOWN TO THE LAB,
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SO I CAN HAVE
IT ANALYZED.
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RICHARD SLIMMONS'
LIFE COULD DEPEND ON IT !
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LET GO OF THE MICROSCOPE !
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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.
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HEY.
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HI, STRIPPERELLA.
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CHECK IT OUT !
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WE JUST MADE THESE
X-RAY SPECS FOR YOU.
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OH, YEAH.
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THEY'RE WORKING.
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OH, BOY, ARE
THEY WORKING.
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WOULD YOU TURN
AROUND, PLEASE ?
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OH, MY GOODNESS,
WHAT'S THAT ?
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THANKS, GUYS.
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WE ALSO MADE YOU THIS
BULLETPROOF NAIL FILE
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AND THIS INVISIBLE
TAPE MEASURE.
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( gunshot )
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HAL !
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GUYS, THIS IS
REALLY IMPORTANT.
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I NEED YOU TO ANALYZE
THIS PURSE.
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I'M POSITIVE
THE PURSE IS A FAKE.
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I KNOW FASHION !
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UMM...
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
THE PURSE IS A KNOCKOFF.
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THAT EVIL WOMAN.
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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
WOULD DO SUCH A THING ?
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THAT'S THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD !
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AND... APPARENTLY THE PURSE
IS MADE OUT OF HUMAN FLESH.
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OKAY, SEE, NOW THAT'S THE NEW
WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
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OH, NO !
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RICHARD SLIMMONS.
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OWW, OWW...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING ?
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PACKING FUDGE.
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SUE ANN LUMPKIN FROM NORFOLK,
NEBRASKA, JUST LOST 583 POUNDS !
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AND I'M REWARDING HER WITH
HER FAVORITE SNACK TREAT !
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THIS IS NO TIME
FOR FUDGE PACKING.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
RUBBING THIS SADDLE SOAP
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ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
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I HAVE BEEN.
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IT'S JUST THE SADDLE SOAP IS
MAKING MY SKIN ALL LEATHERY.
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JUST DO IT !
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HONEY BUNS, NOW
THAT WE'RE MARRIED,
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME I MET
MY 1,000 FOREIGN STEPCHILDREN ?
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OR MAYBE GET TO SEE YOU
WITH YOUR COAT OFF ?
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KEEP RUBBING !
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I'M GOING TO MAKE THE FINAL
PREPARATIONS FOR YOUR DEATH--
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I MEAN, DINNER.
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LOVE YOU !
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( man )
OKAY, THANK YOU.
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THAT'LL BE ALL,
THANK YOU.
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APPRECIATE
YOUR TIME, THANK YOU.
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OKAY, OR KEEP GOING.
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UH, YEAH, OKAY,
SHE'S A ROBOT, I GET IT.
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THANK YOU,
YOU CAN GO NOW !
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OH, I GIVE UP.
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WE'LL NEVER FIND
ANYONE TO REPLACE GISELLE.
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EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
STILL AUDITIONING ?
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RHYTHM, SEDUCTIVITY,
CLEANLINESS, ALL EXCELLENT.
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SO TELL ME A LITTLE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
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WELL, MY NAME IS KAT,
AND I'M AN AMISH VIRGIN.
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( gasping )
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YOU DON'T SEE MANY
AMISH EROTIC DANCERS.
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OR VIRGINS.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M
NOT INTERESTED IN WORKING HERE,
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IF THERE'S GONNA
BE ANY SMOKING,
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EXCESSIVE INTOXICATION,
RUDENESS, OR FOUL LANGUAGE.
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YOU'RE HIRED !
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REALLY, JUST LIKE THAT ?
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OH, THANK YOU, GOOD SIR,
THANK YOU SO MUCH !
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CONGRATULATIONS,
I'M PERSEPHONE.
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IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.
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YEAH, YEAH,
SAVE IT, BITCH.
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YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU
STAY OUTTA MY WAY, GOT IT ?
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SHEESH, SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU ARE NOT AMISH.
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OR A VIRGIN.
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LET'S HEAR WHO'S
ON THE LINE.
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HELLO, WHO AM
I SPEAKING WITH ?
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OH, UM, THIS IS JOAN.
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LAMP--
LAMP-CHAIR-WALL-NERSTEIN.
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WELL, MISS
LAMPCHAIRWALLNERSTEIN,
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DO YOU WANT THESE SHOES,
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OR ARE YOU GONNA GO
THROUGH LIFE A BIG LOSER ?
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OH, I WANT THE SHOES.
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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD
PICK THEM UP FROM YOU MYSELF,
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IN PERSON, AT YOUR SECRET,
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.
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I'm afraid not.
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It's important that I keep my
location secret and undisclosed.
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ALL RIGHT THEN.
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I'D STILL LIKE TO ORDER
A PAIR OF THOSE SHOES.
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( grunting )
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( man )
I'M SORRY, HUGE DRUNK GUY,
BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA
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HAVE TO LEAVE.
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OH, YEAH ?
WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME ?
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( roaring )
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( giggling )
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YOU ARE SO FUNNY,
NOT TO MENTION INTERESTING
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AND HANDSOME.
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AND THAT FREAKISH GROWTH
ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD
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00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:17,457
IS SO SEXY.
231
00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:18,758
UH-OH !
232
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:21,795
I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO TO
THE A.T.M. MACHINE AGAIN.
233
00:11:21,795 --> 00:11:24,397
I'LL BE RIGHT
HERE, TIGER.
234
00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:26,566
GRR...
235
00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:27,867
SUCKER, LIKE A GIRL
THAT LOOKS LIKE ME
236
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:30,470
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN
A PATHETIC PIECE OF CRAP
237
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,771
LIKE YOU.
238
00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:33,072
PERSEPHONE,
239
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,241
CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR
PUSHY GALORE'S DELIVERY GUY ?
240
00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:36,976
I'M WAITING FOR
A VERY SPECIAL PACKAGE.
241
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:38,711
IT'S A MATTER OF
LIFE OR DEATH.
242
00:11:38,711 --> 00:11:41,314
DID YOU JUST SAY IT'S
A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH ?
243
00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:43,917
NO, THAT'S
NOT WHAT I SAID.
244
00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:46,252
HEY, ISN'T THAT
THE NEW GIRL ?
245
00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:47,821
I'D LOVE TO MEET HER.
246
00:11:47,821 --> 00:11:48,688
HI !
247
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:49,989
I'M EROTICA.
248
00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,291
WELCOME TO OUR
LITTLE FAMILY.
249
00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:52,592
LISTEN, SISTER.
250
00:11:53,026 --> 00:11:54,761
I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS,
I'M HERE TO MAKE MONEY.
251
00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:58,231
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
SERIOUSLY WASTING MY TIME.
252
00:11:58,231 --> 00:12:00,834
OH... HUGE DRUNK GUY
PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE.
253
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:01,701
HIS HANDS WERE FILTHY !
254
00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:03,002
I JUST KNOW
I'M GONNA GET
255
00:12:03,436 --> 00:12:07,340
SOME SORT OF CONJUNCTIVITIS
OR EYE INFECTION.
256
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,376
OH, POOR BABY,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
257
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:16,883
I KNOW AN OLD AMISH
VIRGIN REMEDY.
258
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,618
BOY, WHAT AN ANTAGONIST.
259
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:21,221
PACKAGE FOR MISS
LAMP-CHAIR-WALL-NERSTEIN.
260
00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:24,257
OH, I'M MISS--
WHATEVER THAT NAME WAS.
261
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:26,860
I CAN'T THANK
YOU ENOUGH !
262
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:29,896
WHOA, THANK YOU !
263
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,065
I'LL NEVER WASH
THIS CHEEK AGAIN.
264
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:33,800
WELL, AT LEAST NOT UNTIL
I GET BACK TO THE SECRET,
265
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,270
UNDISCLOSED
LOCATION I WORK AT.
266
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:41,174
LIPSTICK TRACKING DEVICE,
DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
267
00:12:41,608 --> 00:12:43,776
( beeping )
268
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:54,187
PUSHY, PREPARE
TO BE WHIPPED.
269
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,828
♪ WE ARE FORCED TO
MAKE THINGS BY HAND ♪
270
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:39,299
♪ HOW WE LONG FOR
OUR FOREIGN LAND ♪
271
00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:42,769
♪ SLAVE LABOR SUCKS
THAT'S WHAT WE SAY ♪
272
00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:45,805
♪ BREAKING OUR BACKS
FOR TWO CENTS A DAY ♪
273
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,540
♪ NO SICK DAYS ♪
274
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,275
♪ NO VACATION ♪
275
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:55,782
♪ WE WISH WE WERE BACK
IN OUR THIRD-WORLD NATION ♪♪
276
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:00,553
THAT'S WHY SHE'S ADOPTED
ALL THOSE FOREIGNERS.
277
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:02,288
SHE'S USING
THEM AS SLAVE LABOR.
278
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:03,590
THIS IS AWFUL !
279
00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:07,060
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT
THEY'RE TERRIBLE SINGERS.
280
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,049
SHE'S BREEDING ANIMALS
WITH DESIGNER LOGOS.
281
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:31,784
TURNING EX-HUSBANDS
INTO FASHIONABLE APPAREL
282
00:14:31,784 --> 00:14:33,953
AND ACCESSORIES
IS ONE THING.
283
00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:35,688
BUT THIS IS AN ATROCITY !
284
00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:38,623
OH, YOU POOR
LITTLE ANIMALS.
285
00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:40,792
This all-purpose
Louis Vuittonskirt
286
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,395
can be used for just
about anything.
287
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:47,299
At a mere $12.95, you
can't afford not to own it.
288
00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:48,600
DID YOU HEAR ME,
DAMN IT ?
289
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,467
BUY IT !
290
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,203
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
291
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,070
STRIPPERELLA !
292
00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:54,673
PUSHY HAS BEEN MAKING
IMITATION DESIGNER CLOTHES
293
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:57,709
FROM POOR, GENETICALLY
MUTATED ANIMALS.
294
00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:01,613
THEY HAVE THE DESIGNER
LOGOS RIGHT ON THEM.
295
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:03,348
( bleating )
296
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,083
SO I CREATED SEVERAL
NEW SPECIES OF ANIMALS
297
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,686
WITH DESIGNER HIDES,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
298
00:15:08,119 --> 00:15:08,987
IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL.
299
00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:14,192
SHE'S ALSO BEEN MAKING
CLOTHES OUT OF HUMAN FLESH.
300
00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:15,493
EWW !
301
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:18,096
( hurling )
302
00:15:18,096 --> 00:15:18,964
GIVE YOURSELF UP.
303
00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:22,434
TEMPTING OFFER,
DARLING, BUT NO !
304
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,169
THIS IS ANARMANIBELT.
305
00:15:24,169 --> 00:15:26,771
BOB ARMANI,
MY 73rd HUSBAND !
306
00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:31,543
WHAT THE--
307
00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:33,712
INVISIBLE TAPE MEASURE.
308
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,569
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
309
00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:59,304
( screaming )
310
00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:00,171
RICHARD SLIMMONS !
311
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,208
IF YOU TAKE
ONE MORE STEP...
312
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:10,148
RICHARD BECOMES
A DESIGNER BLOUSE.
313
00:16:20,992 --> 00:16:22,727
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
ALWAYS WEARING A COAT.
314
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:27,065
JUST A FRINGE BENEFIT FROM MY
DAYS AS A GENETIC PHYSICIST.
315
00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:29,668
I GUESS NOW YOU CAN
CALL ME OCTO-PUSHY.
316
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:32,270
( laughing )
317
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,501
I WANT A DIVORCE !
318
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:04,803
YOU KNOW, ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS FLIP THAT SWITCH BACK
319
00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:06,538
TO THE OFF POSITION.
320
00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:07,839
WELL, YOU GOTTA ADMIT.
321
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,008
THIS WAS MORE DRAMATIC
AND SUPER-HEROEY.
322
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,309
NOW, WAIT HERE.
323
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:13,044
I'M GONNA GET
ME SOME PUSHY.
324
00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:28,660
HI-YA !
325
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:38,636
( gunshots )
326
00:18:16,374 --> 00:18:18,109
( screaming )
327
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,798
HA, HA, STRIPPERELLA !
328
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:42,400
YOU WILL NEVER
PUT ME BEHIND BARS.
329
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,437
( laughing )
330
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,244
WHERE AM I ?
WHAT IS THIS PLACE ?
331
00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:54,546
( screaming )
332
00:18:54,546 --> 00:18:56,281
OH, GET OFF OF ME !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
333
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:57,582
MY HAIR !
334
00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:58,883
GET OFF OF ME,
YOU ( bleeps ).
335
00:18:58,883 --> 00:19:00,618
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
336
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:02,787
YOU LOVE IT,
YOU ( bleeps ).
337
00:19:03,221 --> 00:19:04,956
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
338
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:08,426
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
339
00:19:13,631 --> 00:19:16,234
( cheering )
340
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:23,608
And so Pushy Galore
is behind bars,
341
00:19:23,608 --> 00:19:26,211
AND STRIPPERELLA HAS
SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN.
342
00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:27,512
AS FOR THE FREAKISH
DESIGNER ANIMALS,
343
00:19:27,512 --> 00:19:29,247
STRIPPERELLA PERSONALLY
DELIVERED THEM
344
00:19:29,247 --> 00:19:31,416
TO AN ANIMAL REFUGE,
345
00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,452
WHERE THEY WILL BE TENDED TO BY
THE NEWLY FREED SLAVE LABORERS.
346
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:35,753
WHAT A CUTE STORY.
347
00:19:35,753 --> 00:19:37,055
I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD,
WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
348
00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:38,790
SKIP WITHERS IS WITH US
LIVE DOWNTOWN, SKIP ?
349
00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,325
THANK YOU, MARGO.
350
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:41,392
HARD-HITTING
REPORTING THERE.
351
00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:43,127
I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF
WHAT USED TO BE SILICONE'S
352
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:44,429
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
353
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,598
I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT IT
GETS PRETTY HOT IN THERE,
354
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:49,634
AND TONIGHT, TRAGICALLY,
THAT IS ALL TOO TRUE.
355
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:52,237
HERE'S OWNER OF
SILICONE'S, DIRK McMAHON.
356
00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:53,972
MY CLUB !
357
00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:54,839
WHY ?
358
00:19:55,273 --> 00:19:58,743
WHY DID THAT STRIPPER
INSIST ON BREATHING FIRE ?
359
00:19:58,743 --> 00:19:59,611
HI, DIRK,
HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
360
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,346
HOW DO I FEEL ?
361
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:04,382
FEEL THIS !
362
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:09,587
GOODNESS, GRACIOUS,
SILICONE'S HAS BURNED DOWN.
363
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:12,190
OH, NO, GISELLE !
364
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,491
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
365
00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:14,359
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE
EVER HAPPENED
366
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:19,130
IF I'D JUST LET
GISELLE BREATHE FIRE HERE.
367
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,431
GISELLE !
368
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:23,034
OH, THANK MY LUCKY STARS.
369
00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:24,335
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE HIRING.
370
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:28,673
WE'RE NOT,
BUT WELCOME BACK.
371
00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:31,276
SO SINCE GISELLE IS
COMING BACK TO WORK,
372
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:34,746
THIS MEANS YOU'RE GOING
TO GET RID OF KAT, HMM ?
373
00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:36,481
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
WE LOVE HER !
374
00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:39,951
WE'RE A BIG FAMILY HERE,
AND THERE'S ROOM FOR EVERYBODY.
375
00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:42,554
I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE FIRE BREATHING.
376
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,722
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
CHAIN-SAW JUGGLING ?
377
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,457
I'LL BE REAL CAREFUL...
378
00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:47,759
I CAN'T BELIEVE
KAT IS STAYING.
379
00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,494
WELL, MAYBE WE'LL
GROW TO LIKE HER.
380
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:52,530
SHE'S MEAN, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S AN EVIL SUPER VILLAIN.
381
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:55,567
NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO DEAL
382
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,302
WITH AN EVIL
SUPER VILLAIN.
383
00:20:57,302 --> 00:20:58,603
BECAUSE I DON'T.
384
00:20:58,603 --> 00:20:59,904
I'M JUST AN ORDINARY
EROTIC DANCER
385
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:02,507
WITH NO AFFILIATION TO
CRIME FIGHTING WHATSOEVER.
386
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:06,844
I'D BETTER GO
FINISH MY DANCE.
387
00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:09,013
HMM...
388
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:32,437
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
389
00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:35,907
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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