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( woman )
89¢, 89¢, 89¢, 89¢...
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PRICE CHECK ON
THE HORSE JERKY !
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( man )
89¢.
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89¢...
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ATTENTION, SHOPPERS,
THIS IS A ROBBERY.
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DON'T SHOOT,
DON'T SHOOT !
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( screaming )
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COVER ME WHILE I HELP MYSELF TO
A LITTLE FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT.
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I'LL TAKE
THIS BOX OF WINE.
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THANK YOU.
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SHAMPOO, DON'T
MIND IF I DO.
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TELL 'EM
CHEAPO WAS HERE !
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( laughing )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( man )
THERE SHE IS, DAMN !
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BETTER WATCH OUT !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( Cheapo )
PICTURE ALL
THOSE STUPID MORONS,
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BUYING KETCHUP
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WHEN YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE
AT ANY COMMON BURGER JOINT.
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ANOTHER REASON
WHY THEY'RE IDIOTS
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AND I'M GREAT.
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( woman )
I'M SALLY ROSE.
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WE'RE BACK WITH SEXY
SUPER-HEROINE, STRIPPERELLA.
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HI.
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SO, STRIPPERELLA,
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
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OUTSPOKEN IN YOUR SUPPORT
FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS.
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YEAH, I'VE JUST
STARTED A NEW CHARITY
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CALLED "ANIMALS NEED
UNIVERSAL SUPPORT,"
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OR "ANUS."
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ANY TIME YOU WANNA
PLUG ANUS ON MY SHOW,
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I'LL BE MORE THAN
HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
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SO, TELL ME, A WOMAN WITH
SUCH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES,
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LUSCIOUS LIPS, SUPPLE BREASTS,
FIRM, LICKABLE THIGHS...
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YOU MUST GET
A LOT OF ACTION.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
BEING A SUPERHERO
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CAN BE KIND OF LONELY.
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AWW...
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
TAKE SOME PHONE CALLS ?
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ALICIA FROM ATLANTA,
YOU'RE ON WITH STRIPPERELLA.
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( woman )
I was wondering if you could
tell us your secret identity.
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I'M SORRY, NO,
IT'S A SECRET.
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WE HAVE A COLLECT
CALL FROM CHEAPO ?
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( Cheapo )
Hello, Stripperella.
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Guess who's out of prison
and back in town ?
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( gasping )
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CHEAPO, I THOUGHT
I PUT YOU AWAY FOR GOOD.
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WELL, BETWEEN TIME OFF
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR
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AND OUR LIBERAL GOVERNOR'S
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RIDICULOUSLY LENIENT
WORK FURLOUGH PROGRAM,
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MY 20-YEAR SENTENCE
BECAME A 20-DAY SENTENCE.
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And now I'm planning on
committing my biggest crime yet.
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NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
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WELL, IF I HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT,
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you won't have anything
to do with it,
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because if you get
in my way, I'll kill you.
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( gasping )
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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COMING UP LATER, A MAN WHO
CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A GOAT,
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A MALE GOAT.
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BOSS ?
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YEAH, WHAT IS IT ?
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ME AND HENCHMAN NUMBER ONE,
WE'VE BEEN THINKING,
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MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANNA
PUT A LITTLE MORE MONEY
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INTO YOUR OPERATION.
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I MEAN, THE THREE OF US
HAVE TO SHARE ONE GUN,
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AND YOU WON'T LET US
BUY ANY MORE BULLETS.
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BUY MORE BULLETS ?
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WE STILL HAVE
THREE BULLETS.
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SORRY, BOSS.
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GEEZ, NOW I'M
ALL WORKED UP.
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I KNOW, LET'S SAY
WE GO ON A CRIME SPREE.
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A CRIME SPREE ?
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CHEAPO STYLE.
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YEAH, YEAH !
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TAKE A PENNY,
LEAVE A PENNY ?
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I THINK I'LL
TAKE A PENNY.
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( chanting )
NO FAKE FUR !
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WHAT ABOUT THE HUNTERS ?
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( alarm )
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( panting )
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NEXT TIME, CAN WE PLEASE
PARK A LITTLE CLOSER ?
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THIS WAS THE CLOSEST
SPOT WE COULD FIND
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THAT ALREADY HAD
MONEY IN THE METER.
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( sirens )
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COME ON, LET'S GO !
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WAIT, WAIT !
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THERE'S STILL THREE MINUTES
LEFT ON THE PARKING METER.
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( whistling )
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SHE'S GOT THE BIBLE OUT,
SHE'S PREACHING AGAIN.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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RELIGION DOESN'T
BELONG IN OUR SCHOOLS
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OR IN A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
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BAH !
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MY BOYFRIEND
IS THE GREATEST.
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HE IS THE ONLY
GUY FOR ME.
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HE'S SO
ROMANTIC AND SWEET.
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( gasping )
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OH, MY GOLLY,
IT'S MY DAD !
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HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
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GISELLE ?
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DADDY !
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EROTICA,
THIS IS MY FATHER.
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HI, GISELLE'S FATHER.
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THE NAME IS ROGER.
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IT'S NICE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
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GISELLE TALKS ABOUT
YOU ALL THE TIME.
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WELL, LOOK, HONEY, I'D BETTER
GET BACK OVER TO THE TABLE.
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DON'T SCREW
THIS UP FOR ME.
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YOU'D BETTER
STRIP GOOD !
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WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT ?
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HE'S HERE WITH SOME
IMPORTANT CLIENTS.
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HE'S TRYING TO SEAL THE DEAL ON
THIS BIG ADVERTISING ACCOUNT.
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GUESS IT ALL JUST COMES
DOWN TO ME STRIPPIN' GOOD.
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LOOK, YOU'RE
A GREAT STRIPPER.
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WHEN YOUR DAD SEES YOU UP
THERE, GRINDING THAT POLE,
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THRUSTING YOUR
CROTCH INTO THE AIR,
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AND PICKING UP DOLLAR BILLS WITH
THOSE PERFECT BREASTS OF YOURS,
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HE'S GONNA BE SO PROUD
OF HIS LITTLE GIRL.
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I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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( announcer )
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR ANGEL !
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL A BURNING BUSH !
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AMEN !
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COMING UP NEXT, GISELLE !
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( applause )
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( screaming )
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SORRY !
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OH, THAT IS IT !
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YOU BLEW OUR
BUSINESS DEAL.
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YOU BROUGHT SHAME
TO YOUR CORPORATION.
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I JUST LOST THE BIG
ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF YOU.
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BUT... BUT...
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I'M ASHAMED TO CALL
YOU MY DAUGHTER !
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DADDY !
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( Cheapo )
THIS IS THE BIG TIME, BOYS !
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STARTING TOMORROW,
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND
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IS GONNA BE ON DISPLAY
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AT THE WORLD'S
LARGEST ITEMS MUSEUM.
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IT'S VALUED AT
ALMOST $300.
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AWESOME !
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HERE'S HOW
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
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YOU TWO HENCHMEN ARE
GONNA STAND GUARD
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IN FRONT OF THE NORTH,
SOUTH, EAST, AND WEST ENTRANCES.
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AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
OVERTAKE THE SECURITY GUARDS,
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DISENGAGE THE ALARM SYSTEM,
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AND DISABLE
THE SECURITY CAMERAS.
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NOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN GET IN OUR WAY.
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LOGIC ?
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NO, STRIPPERELLA.
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I WANT STRIPPERELLA DEAD !
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PUT THE WORD OUT ON
THE STREET THAT WHOMEVER
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KILLS STRIPPERELLA,
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I, CHEAPO, WILL
PAY A BOUNTY OF $8.
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BUT THE GOING RATE
FOR A HIT IS MORE
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IN THE RANGE OF $50,000.
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WHAT ?
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THAT'S EXORBITANT.
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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
DO IT OURSELVES.
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( cheering )
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( cheering )
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EROTICA, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE
AND CAME RIGHT DOWN HERE.
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ?
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I JUST WANTED TO TELL
YOU, GISELLE'S DEAD.
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GISELLE ?
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MY GISELLE ?
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HOW ?
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WHY ?
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NO !
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I WAS JUST KIDDING,
SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD.
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WHAT ?
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I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU
REALIZE HOW MUCH GISELLE
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MEANS TO YOU.
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SO SHE'S NOT DEAD ?
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NO, BUT HER
FEELINGS ARE HURT.
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
BEING TOO HARD ON HER ?
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SO SHE SCREWED UP
A SIMPLE PIVOT TURN.
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ALL OF US EROTIC DANCERS
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HAVE SLIPPED DOING
A PIVOT TURN AT SOME POINT.
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SHE'S ALIVE.
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MY DAUGHTER'S ALIVE ?
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SO YOU LOST
AN ACCOUNT !
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I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE
WHEN I SAY THAT CLIENTS
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COME AND GO
ALL THE TIME.
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DAUGHTERS ARE
THERE FOREVER.
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WELL, UNLESS
THEY'RE DEAD.
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SIR, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO
MAKE A SYMBOLIC PIVOT TURN
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AND APOLOGIZE.
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DON'T SLIP ON
THE RUNWAY OF LIFE.
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( beeping )
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OH, NO, MY BELLY RING
IS VIBRATING !
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I GOTTA CALL
HEADQUARTERS.
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NOT THAT I HAVE A HEADQUARTERS,
BECAUSE I DON'T.
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SUPERHEROES AND/OR SECRET
AGENTS HAVE HEADQUARTERS.
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I'M MERELY
AN EXOTIC DANCER.
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( sighing )
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LOOK OUT, CRIME.
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I'M GONNA TAKE
A BITE OUT OF YOU.
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BUT NOT IN A WAY YOU'RE
GONNA FIND PLEASURABLE.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
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AGENT 69
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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I GOT HERE AS FAST
AS I COULD.
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WOO !
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STRIPPERELLA, CHEAPO
THE DISCOUNT VILLAIN
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IS OUT OF PRISON.
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WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
HE'S GOING TO TRY TO HARM YOU.
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I WANT CHEAPO BACK BEHIND
BARS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN YOUR SAFETY.
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( gasping )
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SIR, PEOPLE USUALLY
PRACTICE PUTTING INDOORS.
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WELL, MY PUTTING
DOESN'T NEED WORK.
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NOW, GO DOWN TO
OUR LAB-TYPE PLACE.
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HAL AND BERNARD ARE
WAITING FOR YOU
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WITH SOME OF THEIR NEW
CRIME-FIGHTING INVENTION
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STUFF THINGIES.
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( man )
AND THE EMULSION FACTOR IS
CLEARLY DISPROPORTIONATE
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TO THE ATOMIC MASS !
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( man )
BUT THAT
CONTRADICTS WEINSTEIN'S
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THEORY OF LYSERGIC
CONVERGENCE !
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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.
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HEY, HEY, HI.
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IT'S JUST
STRIPPERELLA.
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YOU LOOK REAL...
FETCHING.
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SO WHAT'VE YOU GUYS
GOT FOR ME TODAY ?
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LASER LIPSTICK,
POISON MASCARA,
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TAMPON DAGGER,
AND SUICIDE GUM.
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IT'S WINTERGREEN,
YOUR FAVORITE.
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WE'VE ALSO BEEN WORKING
ON A HOMING THONG FOR YOU.
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00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:45,904
SO WE'RE GONNA NEED TO MAKE
ANOTHER MOLD OF YOUR ASS.
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00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:48,073
YOU GUYS HAVE MADE
LIKE SEVEN MOLDS OF MY ASS.
235
00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:49,374
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE
YOU JUST MADE ?
236
00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,543
BERNARD TOOK IT HOME,
AND HE, UH, HE BROKE IT.
237
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,579
SHUT UP !
238
00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:55,880
EUREKA !
239
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,615
CHECK OUT
MY NEW INVENTION !
240
00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:59,351
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
FREAK OUT.
241
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,519
THE FUTURE IS NOW !
242
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,821
WHAT IS IT ?
243
00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:04,556
IT'S A PORTABLE
TELEPHONE.
244
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:09,761
YOU CAN USE IT ANYWHERE, AND
IT ONLY WEIGHS TEN POUNDS.
245
00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:11,930
THERE'S NO CORDS,
NOTHING.
246
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,966
IT OPERATES ON
CELLULAR TECHNOLOGY.
247
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:17,569
IT ONLY TOOK ME
15 YEARS TO BUILD.
248
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,738
UH, JERRY, YOU'VE BEEN
LOCKED IN THAT BASEMENT FOR,
249
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,473
WHAT, 30 YEARS NOW ?
250
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:23,208
IT'S TIME TO COME
OUT AND GET A CLUE.
251
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,943
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
252
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:26,244
I CAN REALLY
USE THIS PHONE.
253
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,545
THANKS, JERRY.
254
00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:31,449
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
MY NEXT INVENTION.
255
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:33,184
IT'S AN ELECTRIC
TYPEWRITER.
256
00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:35,353
IT'S JUST LIKE
A REGULAR TYPEWRITER,
257
00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:38,823
ONLY YOU HAVE
TO PLUG IT IN.
258
00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:39,691
STRIPPERELLA,
BEFORE YOU GO,
259
00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,860
WE HAVE ONE MORE
INVENTION TO GIVE YOU.
260
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,161
IT'S A PENNY
DISINTEGRATOR.
261
00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:44,462
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR ?
262
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:45,330
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR.
263
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,499
PENNIES GO IN,
BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT.
264
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:48,366
THANKS.
265
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,667
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY
TIMES I'VE GOTTEN OUT OF
266
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,836
A PERILOUS SITUATION
BECAUSE OF AN UNUSUAL GADGET
267
00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:54,439
THAT HAD BEEN CONVENIENTLY
GIVEN TO ME EARLIER THAT DAY.
268
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,608
( beeping )
269
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:59,644
Stripperella,
Stripperella ?
270
00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:00,945
BEHIND YOU.
271
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,680
Right, there you are.
272
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,151
There's a burglary in progress
at the old recycling plant.
273
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:08,319
Looks like it could
be the work of Cheapo.
274
00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,055
I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
275
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:10,922
Be careful,
Stripperella.
276
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,091
Cheapo is
viciously cheap.
277
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,392
Deviously cheap.
278
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:17,862
He's viciously devious,
and he's cheap.
279
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,164
I KNOW, CHIEF.
280
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,031
DON'T WORRY.
281
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,332
Ruthlessly cheap.
282
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,501
Dangerously--
283
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:49,094
HELLO, STRIPPERELLA.
284
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:49,961
WELL, IF IT
ISN'T CREEPO.
285
00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:51,262
THAT'S CHEAPO.
286
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:52,997
I KNOW !
287
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:55,166
I WAS MISPRONOUNCING
IT ON PURPOSE.
288
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,468
ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
289
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,203
CHEAPO,
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.
290
00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:01,239
NO, YOU'RE GOING UP !
291
00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:04,275
( laughing )
292
00:14:17,288 --> 00:14:19,023
( screaming )
293
00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:23,361
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS !
294
00:14:23,361 --> 00:14:24,229
WHAT ?
295
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,831
I SAID, YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS !
296
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,133
OH.
297
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,301
YES, I WILL !
298
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:31,169
WAIT !
299
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,338
WHAT IS IT YOU'RE
TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH ?
300
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:34,205
OH, NOTHING.
301
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:35,507
I'M ONLY GONNA STEAL
302
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,109
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND,
303
00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:42,013
FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST
ITEMS MUSEUM, THAT'S ALL.
304
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,182
( laughing )
305
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:45,483
I'M ONLY GONNA STEAL
306
00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:47,652
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND
307
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:51,122
FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST
ITEMS MUSEUM, THAT'S ALL.
308
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,725
( laughing )
309
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:55,460
YOU CHEAP JERK !
310
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,062
BUT FIRST,
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
311
00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:01,966
YOU CHEAP, EVIL JERK !
312
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,281
( screaming )
313
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,449
REMEMBER, STRIPPERELLA,
314
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:21,486
A PENNY SAVED IS
A PENNY EARNED...
315
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:23,221
FOR MURDER !
316
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:31,395
( laughing )
317
00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:32,697
LET'S GO.
318
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:33,998
SHOULDN'T WE STAY
HERE AND WATCH ?
319
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:35,299
YOU KNOW, JUST TO MAKE
SURE SHE'S PROPERLY
320
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,468
PENNIED TO DEATH ?
321
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:38,336
OH, PLEASE.
322
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:39,637
THIS IS FOOLPROOF.
323
00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:42,239
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAS
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR.
324
00:15:42,673 --> 00:15:44,408
( laughing )
325
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:45,710
COME ON, JOIN
IN THE LAUGHTER.
326
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:47,878
( laughing )
327
00:15:47,878 --> 00:15:49,180
THAT'S WHAT
I PAY YOU FOR.
328
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,349
OH, I CAN'T DROWN
IN PENNIES !
329
00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:55,252
WAIT, THE PENNY
DISINTEGRATOR !
330
00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:58,723
( computer voice )
Penny disintegrator on.
331
00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,891
PENNIES GO IN,
BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT.
332
00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:04,362
Penny disintegration in
T-minus ten minutes.
333
00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,663
TEN MINUTES ?
334
00:16:05,663 --> 00:16:08,699
TO DISINTEGRATE
ONE PENNY ?
335
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:21,712
THREE ADULTS.
336
00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,881
ADMISSION, FREE.
337
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,652
Penny disintegration
in T-minus four minutes.
338
00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:31,689
COME ON, LASER LIPSTICK,
GET ME OUT OF THIS BOTTLE !
339
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:37,328
LOOK, THE WORLD'S
LARGEST UNDERPANTS !
340
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,063
I GOTTA BRING GLADYS
AND THE KIDS HERE.
341
00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:40,798
SHH ! COME ON.
342
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:43,834
Penny disintegration
in T-minus 2 minutes.
343
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:47,738
THE PHONE !
344
00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,473
HELLO, FREEDOM ?
345
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:51,208
IT'S FOR YOU !
346
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,715
Penny disintegrated.
347
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:59,884
Please insert
another penny.
348
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:08,993
I GOT IT !
349
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,294
I'M A HUNDRED-AIRE !
350
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,463
( Stripperella )
NOT IF I CAN PUT
MY TWO CENTS IN !
351
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:13,764
AH, STRIPPERELLA ?
352
00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:15,933
I SAID, WE SHOULDA HUNG
OUT TO MAKE SURE SHE DIED.
353
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:18,102
YOU HEARD ME.
354
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:24,175
NOW, IT'S TIME TO ADMINISTER
THE WORLD'S LARGEST ASS-KICKING.
355
00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:26,343
GET HER, BOYS !
356
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:49,767
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR ?
357
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,936
I SAID, GET HER !
358
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,237
THAT'S IT !
359
00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:54,972
OH, YOU PATHETIC LOSERS.
360
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:10,588
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
361
00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:38,782
OH, I LOVE
FIGHTING CRIME.
362
00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:43,988
YOU GUYS HANG TIGHT UNTIL
THE POLICE GET HERE,
363
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:48,325
WITH THE WORLD'S
LARGEST STAPLE REMOVER.
364
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:54,398
( laughing )
365
00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,603
COME ON, BABY,
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
366
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,772
WHOA !
367
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:03,941
I PAID RETAIL
FOR THIS ONE.
368
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:20,424
( gasping )
369
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,967
DON'T COME
ANY CLOSER.
370
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:30,834
ONE MORE STEP,
371
00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:33,437
AND I THROW THE CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM OVER THE BRIDGE.
372
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:36,040
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID !
373
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,208
WHOA !
374
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,377
UH-OH.
375
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:53,824
WHOA !
376
00:19:57,728 --> 00:20:00,331
HEY... WHOA !
377
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,801
I'LL MAKE
A DEAL WITH YOU.
378
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,970
LET ME GO AND YOU CAN
KEEP THE CUBIC ZIRCONIUM.
379
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,271
OKAY.
380
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:08,138
REALLY ?
381
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:09,440
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
382
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,476
WHY DON'T YOU JUST HANG OUT,
UNTIL THE POLICE COME ?
383
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:13,777
I'LL GET YOU, STRIPPER--
384
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,512
( splash )
385
00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:17,681
I'LL GET YOU,
NO MATTER THE COST !
386
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:20,718
WELL, MAYBE NOT NO
MATTER THE COST,
387
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,019
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !
388
00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,320
I'LL GET YOU--
389
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,055
( splash )
390
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,598
( whistling )
391
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,840
NICE PIVOT TURN.
392
00:20:48,912 --> 00:20:50,648
WHEE !
393
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:02,359
LOOK, HE TIPPED ME
WITH $100 BILL.
394
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,396
HE WROTE
SOMETHING ON IT.
395
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,336
THAT'S SO SWEET.
396
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:16,240
NOW I CAN BUY THAT
VIBRATIN' BANANA I WANTED.
397
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,107
WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
398
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,144
YOUR DAD CERTAINLY
ISN'T CHEAP, OH.
399
00:21:20,577 --> 00:21:22,312
WHAT ?
400
00:21:22,746 --> 00:21:26,650
OH, THIS-- THAT'S JUST AN
INSIDE JOKE, REAL INSIDE.
401
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:29,687
IN FACT, EVEN I
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
402
00:21:50,074 --> 00:21:53,977
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
403
00:21:53,977 --> 00:21:57,014
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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