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PREVIOUSLY,
ONSTRIPPERELLA...
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EVIL DOERS,
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PREPARE TO BECOME
EVIL DON'TERS.
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SOMEONE'S MALICIOUSLY FATTENING
THESE SUPERMODELS.
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AAH !
AAH ! AAH !
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ALL WE KNOW IS THAT
ALL EIGHT MODELS
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WERE REPRESENTED
BY THE SAME AGENCY.
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THE "PRETTY GIRL
MODELING AGENCY".
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IT'S RUN BY A MAN
NAMED NAIRASEC ROTCOD.
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PRETTY CRAZY
ABOUT THOSE MODELS
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SUDDENLY BECOMING
ENORMOUS, HUH ?
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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
ANY MODELS BECOMING ENORMOUS.
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WHY ASK ME ?!
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PERSEPHONE, WHAT DO YOU
KEEP LOOKING AROUND FOR ?
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MY NEW BOYFRIEND,
DAVE IS COMING IN.
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WE'VE BEEN DATING
A WHOLE MONTH
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AND I'M FINALLY GONNA MEET
HIS BROTHER TONIGHT.
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THAT'S HIM ?
I MEAN, THEM ?
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HUH ?
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CHECK OUT MY NEW BREASTS,
I JUST GOT THEM DONE.
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SINCE I SAW YOU YESTERDAY ?
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THE PLASTIC SURGEON
IS THE GREATEST.
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HIS NAME IS DR. CESARIAN.
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THANKS FOR THE BOOB JOB,
DR. CESARIAN.
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THEY LOOK AND FEEL SO NATURAL !
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ANYTIME, ENORMA.
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I'LL BE SEEING YOU...
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IN THE OBITUARY COLUMN !
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( evil laughter )
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THAT ISIT!
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ALL THESE GIRLS
HAD BOOB JOBS !
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"DR. CESARIAN" !
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( evil laughter )
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( laughter continues )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( man )
THERE SHE IS !
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DAMN !
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BETTER WATCH OUT !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪
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HI, MY NAME
IS SISTER MARY...
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HADALAMB.
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I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH
DR. CESARIAN, IF I MAY.
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SISTER HADALAMB'S HERE
TO SEE YOU.
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AH, YES,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU, SISTER ?
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ARE YOU CONSIDERING
LIPOSUCTION ?
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ASS REDUCTION ?
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EAR SCULPTING ?
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OH, NO.
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ACTUALLY,
I'M COLLECTING DONATIONS
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FOR THOSE POOR,
MORBIDLY-OBSESE SUPERMODELS.
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I THOUGHT CERTAINLY
YOU'D WANNA DONATE.
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WHY WOULD I WANT TO DONATE ?
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JUST BECAUSE I PERFORMED
SURGERY ON ALL OF THEM
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RIGHT BEFORE
THEY EXPANDED ?
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( sneezing )
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GOD BLESS YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR,
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WHERE DO WE KEEP
THE MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE ?
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WELL, THERE SHOULD BE SOME
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IN EITHER ROOM ONE,
TWO OR FOUR.
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NOT ROOM THREE !
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT GO IN ROOM THREE.
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ROOM THREE IS
OFF-LIMITS-- PRIVATE !
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I KNOW, STAY OUT
OF ROOM THREE.
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OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON IN ROOM THREE
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THAT YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO SEE OR KNOW ABOUT.
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EXACTLY.
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I'D BETTER BE
GETTING BACK TO--
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YOU KNOW,
WHEREVER THE-- NUNS GO.
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CHURCH ?
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YES !
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THAT PLACE.
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( rock music playing )
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GOOD AFTERNOON, FELLAS,
WELCOMETO THE TENDER LOINS.
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WHOA, YOU'RE TWICE !
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( flapping lips )
NOW, YOU'RE ALL BLURRY.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU JUST RUBBED YOUR EYES,
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YOU BIG-HEADED TWIT !
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WE'RE JUST HERE
TO SEE PERSEPHONE.
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CAN WE GO IN ?
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SURE, I JUST NEED
TO SEE SOME I.D.s...
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YOU CAN GO IN,
WHERE'S YOUR I.D. ?
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I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED IT.
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YOU DON'T REALLY NEED
TO SEE IT, DO YOU ?
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I'M CLEARLY OVER 21,
UNLIKE YOUR I.Q.
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DAVE, YOU MADE IT !
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OH, CLIFF.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMINGTOO.
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I RETURN TO LONDON
IN THE MORNING,
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AND MY BROTHER INSISTED
WE SPEND MY LAST NIGHT
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IN A VULGAR SLEAZE EMPORIUM.
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( sighing )
CLIFF, PLEASE.
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LOOK AT THE HAPPY COUPLE.
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IT SEEMS LIKE PERSEPHONE
ALWAYS HAS A BOYFRIEND.
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SHE'S SO--
EASY ?
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NO, LUCKY.
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I WISH I COULD MEET
A NICE, NORMAL GUY LIKE THAT,
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FALL IN LOVE.
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SOMETIMES,
I JUST GET SO LONELY.
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BETWEEN DANCING
AND FIGHTING CRIME,
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I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR A SOCIAL LIFE.
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DID YOU JUST SAY
"FIGHTING CRIME" ?
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WHAT ?!
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NO, NO, I SAID,
"FIGHTING GRIME".
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I SPEND A LOT OF TIME CLEANING
AROUND THE HOUSE AND STUFF,
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AND IT'S GRIME, NOT CRIME.
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IN FACT, I SHOULD BE
FIGHTING GRIME, RIGHT NOW.
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BYE, BOSS !
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EROTICA,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
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IT'S ONLY SEVEN O'CLOCK,
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE AND--
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I'M TALKING TO NO ONE.
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OH, I FORGOT, I CAN
CUT GLASS WITH MY NIPPLES.
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I COULD'VE BROKE A NAIL,
LIKE THIS.
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UGH !
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HMMP !
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OOPS, WRONG FINGER,
MAYBE, THIS ONE.
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( gasping )
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"BREAST IMPLANTS
THAT TURN WOMEN FAT" ?
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THAT'S HOW HE'S DOING IT !
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'VE BEEN ENLARGING MODELS
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WITH MY EVIL
BLUBBER-RELEASING IMPLANTS !
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NAIRASEC ROTCOD ?
YOU'RE DOING THIS ?
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WHAT ABOUT DR. CESARIAN ?
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HANG ON, I WANNA SHOW YOU
SOMETHING REALLY COOL.
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( humming )
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LOOK AT THIS.
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"NAIRASEC ROTCOD"
IS "DOCTOR CESARIAN" BACKWARDS !
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WE'RE THE SAME PERSON !
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ISN'T THAT CLEVER ?
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WELL, YES, THAT'S KINDA NEAT.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT
REALLYTHATCLEVER.
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OH, YEAH ?
WELL, WATCH THIS !
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SEE, NOW,THAT'SIMPRESSIVE.
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BEING A PLASTIC SURGEON
HAS ITS BENEFITS.
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YOU REALIZE THAT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
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BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION
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AND DELIVER YOU
TO THE AUTHORITIES,
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DON'T YOU ?
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ACTUALLY, NOW, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE TAKING A LITTLE NAP.
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( evil laughter )
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( coughing )
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WELL, I CHECKED THE MANUAL
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ABOUT OUR TWO-DRINK
MINIMUM POLICY.
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IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT CONJOINED TWINS.
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DO WE CHARGE THEM
FOR TWO DRINKS OR FOUR ?
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UM, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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THE BRITISH HALF
HAS HAD WAY MORE THAN FOUR.
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HA-WHOAAA !
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HEY, LET'S GO LOOK
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AT YOUR NAKED TART
OF A GIRLFRIEND.
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HEY, CLIFF, LET'S SIT DOWN,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
AT US FUNNY.
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HEY, PER-STUPID-E !
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( giggling )
MIND IF I CUT IN ?
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( drunkly chuckling )
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CLIFF, I MEAN IT,
LET'S GO, NOW !
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WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME ?
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( grunting )
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LET'S GO,
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE !
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WHAT ABOUT HIM ?
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HE'S NOT THE PROBLEM.
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YOU STARTED IT,
HE CAN STAY !
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IT'S OKAY,
I'M LEAVING, ANYWAY.
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CLIFF, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?
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ALONE ?
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I'LL GIVE YOU
TWO SOME PRIVACY.
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CLIFF, I'M NOT TRYING TO GET
IN BETWEEN YOU AND DAVE.
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BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME
YOU DON'T LIKE ?
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IT'S NOT YOU,
IT'S DAVE.
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MY ENTIRE LIFE,
I'VE LIVED IN HIS SHADOW.
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I ALWAYS FELT LIKE MY PARENTS
LIKED HIM MORE THAN ME
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'CAUSE HE WAS BORN, FIRST.
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HE'S A WEEK OLDER THAN ME,
YOU KNOW ?
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OH, FOR SOME REASON,
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I ALWAYS ASSUMED
YOU WERE THE SAME AGE.
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WHILE I WAS STUDYING
ATOXFORD,
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DAVE WAS OUT PARTYING
WITH ALL HIS WOMEN !
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WOMEN LOVE DAVE.
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I GUESS
I'M JEALOUS.
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THE TRUTH IS...
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I'M MADLY IN LOVE
WITH YOU !
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I HAVE BEEN SINCE THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU.
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BUT I KNOW A GIRL LIKE YOU
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WOULDN'T GIVE ME
THE TIME OF DAY.
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THAT'S WHY I SAY MEAN THINGS
TO YOU.
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IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM.
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( Persephone )
AW !
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SLEEP WELL, STRIPPERELLA ?
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NO, OF COURSE, NOT.
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( laughing )
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WHY DO YOU
HATE MODELS SO MUCH ?
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WHY ?
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BECAUSE MY WHOLE LIFE,
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BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
HAVE SPURNED MY ADVANCES.
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I VOWED THAT ONE DAY,
I WOULD MAKE THEM ALL PAY.
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SO, JUST BECAUSE--
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ALSO, MY MOTHER WAS A MODEL,
SHE RAN OFF WHEN I WAS FIVE.
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I DECLARED
THEN AND THERE
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THAT I WOULD MAKE
ALL MODELS PAY.
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WELL, BUT EVEN
IF YOU COULD--
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ALSO, I ONCE HAD
A PROMISING CAREER
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AS A MODEL.
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I HAD A SCHOLARSHIP
TO GO TO MODELING COLLEGE
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AND EVERYTHING.
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BUT, THEN, I BECAME
HORRIBLY DISFIGURED
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IN A MODELING ACCIDENT !
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THEY SAID I WOULD
NEVER MODEL, AGAIN,
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AND I VOWED TO
MAKE THEM ALL PAY !
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OH, YEAH, ALSO,
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MY GRANDPARENTS
WERE KILLED BY MODELS.
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I'LL ADMIT, YOU DEFINITELY
HAVE SOME VALID REASONS
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FOR NOT LIKING MODELS.
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OH, I HATE MODELS !
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AND HEIGHTS.
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BUT THAT'S NEITHER
HERE NOR THERE.
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YOU CAN'T REALLY
HARM HEIGHTS.
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SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TURN
EVERY MODEL IN THE WORLD FAT ?
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NO, IN FACT, MY NEW PLAN
IS TO MAKE THEM ALL...
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DEAD.
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( gasping )
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EXPLODING IMPLANTS !
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M GOING TO TURN MODELS
INTO LITERAL BOMBSHELLS.
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IN APPROXIMATELY,
FIVE MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS,
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ENORMA RAE WILL TAKE THE STAGE
AT THEVH-1 FASHION AWARDS.
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I GAVE HER
AN EXPLODING BREAST IMPLANT.
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HER LEFT BREAST !
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SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE
ON LIVE TELEVISION,
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AND TAKE ALL OF THOSE VAPID,
DREADFUL MODELS WITH HER.
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LET'S WATCH, SHALL WE ?
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( male announcer )
Welcome to the
VH-1 Fashion Awards.
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SCHEDULED TO APPEAR,
TONY DANZA...
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HOW MUCH TIME
BEFORE I GO ON STAGE ?
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EXACTLY THREE MINUTES
AND 27 SECONDS.
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THANKS.
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THREE MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS.
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THREE MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS.
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THREE MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS.
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THREE MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS.
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THREE MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS.
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THREE MINUTES AND...
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( annoouncer )
... that guy
from that soap opera,
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what's-her-face from that show
with the talking fruit,
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Vern fromTrading Spaces.
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the corpse
of Sonny Bono.
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and, now, here's your host,
Tom Green !
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( Tom Green )
Welcome to the show !
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I'm a host !
I'm a host !
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Look at me hosting
the show !
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HE'S KIND OF ANNOYING,
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BUT IN A WAY,
THAT'S WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT HIM.
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WHAT THE-- !
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AND THE AWARD FOR
BEST-DRESSED KICK GOES TO...
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ME !
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( grunting )
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WHOA !
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BEST DRESSED KICK ?
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WELL, I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING
REALLY CLEVER AND RELEVANT
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TO THE WHOLE
FASHION AWARDS THING,
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AND THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF
IN SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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UNDERSTANDABLE,
NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
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OR I'LL BE FORCED TO
INJECT YOU WITH CELLULITE.
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OH, NO !
NOT CELLULITE !
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NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
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OR I'LL BE FORCED TO
INJECT YOU WITH CELLULITE.
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OH, NO, NOT CELLULITE !
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( laughing )
YES !
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( grunting )
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( Nairasec )
THERE'S NO ESCAPE !
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( grunting )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( grunting )
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WELCOME TO FATSVILLE,
POPULATION, YOU.
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OH, FAT !
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NOT FUNNY !
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Coming up in exactly two minutes
and 47 seconds,
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Enorma Rae !
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I'D LIKE TO THANK
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ALL THE LITTLE HISPANIC
BOYS AND GIRLS
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WHO WORKED AROUND THE CLOCK,
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SOMETIMES FOR MERE
PENNIES A DAY
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TO MAKE THIS DREAM
COME TRUE FOR ME.
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TWO MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS !
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TWO MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS !
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TWO MINUTES AND 16 SECONDS !
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( tires screeching )
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( man )
WOODY ALLEN AND HUGE-BREASTED
SUPERMODEL, ENORMA RAE !
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NORMALLY, I'M
THE BIGGEST BOOB ON STAGE !
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( laughter )
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( track alarm
and train whistle blowing )
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RAMPS PLUS ?
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RAMPS DELIVERY SERVICE ?
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HOW CONVENIENT !
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( grunting )
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HUH ?
HUH ?
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( both gasping )
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THE PARKING LOT'S
OVER THERE !
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WHOA !
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AND THE AWARD FOR THE MOST
CREATIVE ZIPPER GOES TO...
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( gasping )
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WAIT !
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ENORMA, YOU'VE
BEEN BOOBY-TRAPPED !
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YOU'RE SET TO EXPLODE
IN TWO MINUTES !
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I HAVE TO
DIFFUSE YOUR CHEST !
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( screaming )
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( crowd gasping
and Enorma Rae shrieking )
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THIS IS GOLD, PEOPLE !
STAY ON HER, STAY ON HER !
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DIFFUSING A BOOB ON LIVE T.V.
I'M GONNA WIN ANEMMY !
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OH, OH, OH, OH !
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( audience gasping )
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( bomb ticking )
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EVERYBODY,
STAND BACK !
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( audience cheering )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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I HAVEN'T SEEN A BOMB THAT BIG
SINCE MY LAST 10 FILMS !
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BSSHHHH !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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STRIPPERELLA, I CAME
TO ARREST DR. CESARIAN,
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BUT I THINK YOU GAVE ME
THE WRONG ADDRESS.
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THIS SHOULD BE 935 ELM STREET,
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BUT ALL I SEE HERE
IS A PILE OF SMOLDERING RUBBLE.
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WELL, THAT WAS HIS OFFICE.
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THE EXPLODING BREAST IMPLANTS
MUST HAVE GONE OFF.
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THEN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE DOCTOR ?
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HE'S DEAD, KABOOM !
GONE !
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SEE YOU LATER !
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00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,969
I'VE RULED THE CAUSE OF DEATH
TO BE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION.
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THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT
OF HIM !
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DAVE DUMPED ME.
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I SLEPT WITH HIS BROTHER,
AND, SOMEHOW, HE FOUND OUT.
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00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:33,850
BOY, THAT COULD REALLY
TEAR TWO BROTHERS APART.
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00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:36,019
YEAH, THEY WERE
NEVER REALLY THAT CLOSE.
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DID YOU GUYS SEE
WHAT HAPPENED
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AT THE FASHION AWARDS
LAST NIGHT ?
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YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME !
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THE RATINGS
WERE THROUGH THE ROOF.
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VH1ALREADY ANNOUNCED
THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE
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PLACING LIVE BOMBS ON THE SETS
OF ALL THEIR SHOWS !
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT
BRAD PITT
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WEARING THOSE TIGHT,
LITTLE MINI SHORTS, OH, OH, OH !
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THAT STRIPPERELLA
SURE IS GREAT.
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I WISH I WAS HER.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
EROTICA ?
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DO YOU WISH YOU WERE HER ?
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OH, YEAH,
I WISH I WAS HER, TOO.
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00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:12,021
I HAVE A FEELING WE HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF STRIPPERELLA.
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00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,263
I HAVE A FEELING
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF YOU,
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DR. CESARIAN.
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( man on p.a. )
Train number three,
nonstop, Los Angeles
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to Milan, Italy,
now boarding.
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( bubbling )
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( sneezing )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:23,593
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪♪
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