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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( man )
THERE SHE IS, DAMN !
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BETTER WATCH OUT !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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OOH, THAT'S SO
NOUVEAU RETRO.
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I LOVE IT,
AND I HATE IT... BRAVO !
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( screaming )
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MMM, UH, OKAY, MRS. TAKAMOTO,
GO AHEAD IN.
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UH, WELCOME TO
THE TENDER LOINS.
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I'M KEVIN CALHOUN,
THE MANAGER.
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I HOPE YOU'LL FIND THAT
OUR UPSCALE ESTABLISHMENT
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IS THE EPITOME OF QUALITY,
PRESTIGE, AND CLASS.
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LET'S SEE
SOME TITTIES, YEAH !
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( burping )
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HER LEFT ONE
IS LIKE A TENNIS BALL,
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AND THE RIGHT ONE IS MORE
LIKE A PEACH.
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A SWEET, JUICY PEACH.
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HEY, HOW MUCH
FOR A LAP DANCE ?
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I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS AND A
SHOT OF WHISKEY ?
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HEY, GOSH,
I WAS TALKING TO THE GIRL.
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55 BUCKS ?
NO.
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PERSEPHONE, WHAT DO YOU KEEP
LOOKING AROUND FOR ?
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MY NEW BOYFRIEND,
DAVE, IS COMING IN.
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WE'VE BEEN DATING
A WHOLE MONTH,
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AND I'M FINALLY GONNA
MEET HIS BROTHER TONIGHT.
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I GUESS I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
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OH,
THERE HE IS !
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( Leonard )
THAT'S HIM ?
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I MEAN, THEM...
HUH ?
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PERSEPHONE,
THIS IS MY BROTHER, CLIFF.
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CLIFTON BARNES
THE THIRD.
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DAVID, CAN WE PLEASE
LEAVE THIS DREADFUL PLACE
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BEFORE I INHALE
A VENEREAL DISEASE ?
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CLIFTON,
PLEASE, DON'T START.
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HOW COULD SHE NOT HAVE MET
HIS BROTHER BEFORE ?
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AND HOW COME ONLY ONE OF
THEM HAS A BRITISH ACCENT ?
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LEONARD, HAVE YOU
SEEN EROTICA ?
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SHE'S ON NEXT !
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WHAT CAN POSSIBLY BE
MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN SHOWING UP
FOR WORK ON TIME ?
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( woman )
MY BABY, MY BABY !
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MY BABY,
STRIPPERELLA !
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PLEASE SAVE MY BABY !
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JESUS,
MY BABY !
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LADY, JESUS,
MY EARS !
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YOU'RE SCREAMING
RIGHT IN MY EARS,
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WILL YOU PLEASE JUST
SHUT UP ALREADY ?
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SORRY.
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( growling )
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( Stripperella )
THAT'S RIGHT, KITTY.
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WHO WANTS
TO EAT A BABY ?
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YOU DO, MMM...
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YOU WANT IT ?
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GO AND GET IT.
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( gasping )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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UM, THANKS, BUT THE BLANKET
WAS AN HEIRLOOM.
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YOU KNOW,
ZOOKEEPER,
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YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER
MOVING THE PLAYGROUND
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TO A SAFER LOCATION.
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ALSO, BUILD THE LIONS
A LARGER HABITAT.
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THEY'RE ACCUSTOMED TO
SIGNIFICANTLY MORE SPACE
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IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT.
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THE PLAINS
OF AFRICA.
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( beeping )
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OH, NO,
I GOTTA GET TO WORK !
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( Announcer )
Okay, gentlemen,
prepare yourselves
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for the benchmark of beauty,
the matron of magnificence,
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the goddess of glamour,
the sultress of sexuality...
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OH, NO !
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Erotica !
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( gasping )
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MARRY ME, MARRY ME...
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THAT IS THE LUCKIEST
MAN IN THE WORLD.
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( screaming )
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OH !
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( panting )
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( beeping )
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SORRY, FELLAS,
GOTTA GO.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU CANNOT,
ABSOLUTELY NOT !
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I ABSOLUTELY FORBID THE--
OKAY, GO ON, THEN.
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EVILDOERS, PREPARE
TO BECOME EVIL DON'T-ERS !
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( motor running )
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DO YOU MIND ?!
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OH, SORRY.
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( gasping )
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20 PERCENT OFF ?
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HELLO !
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( beeping )
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( woman over loudspeaker )
Haz-mat team, report
to section six.
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Will the owner of
the invisible car
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please come to
the west secret entrance ?
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We think you left
your lights on.
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And just a reminder,
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do not take food
out of the refrigerator
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that does not belong
to you.
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Seriously, I've
told you, like, six times,
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it's clearly labeled
'Lisa' !
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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STRIPPERELLA, THIS IS A VERY
DANGEROUS MISSION.
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THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE
WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.
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NOW, GO GET 'EM.
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UH, I JUST
GOT HERE.
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YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME
WHAT THE MISSION IS YET.
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RIGHT, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
OUR TOP AGENT.
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I WANT YOU TO
WATCH THIS VIDEO.
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LET ME JUST MOVE THE CHAIR,
AND-- OH !
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THESE THINGS
ARE SO DIFFICULT !
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( screaming )
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WHERE'S
THE SWITCH ?
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( screaming )
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THESE CHAIRS ARE RIDICULOUS
AND DIFFICULT TO OPERATE !
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THANK GOD
I'M NOT CRIPPLED.
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HERE, WATCH
THIS VIDEO.
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YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET A BETTER MONITOR.
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
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WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY
ON THE FANCY WALL.
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See ?
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Drug addiction isn't
all fun and games.
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And on a serious note,
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Kalinka, the Russian
supermodel, is now fat.
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Scientists, dieticians, and
men are completely stunned.
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There seems
to be no explanation
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as to how the once emaciated
Communist waif
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suddenly transformed
into a hideously obese sow.
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KALINKA'S THE EIGHTH
SUPERMODEL
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TO SUDDENLY PLUMP UP
IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
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I'VE GOT A FEELING
IN MY GUT,
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AND IT'S NOT
MY SPASTIC COLON.
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SOMEONE'S MALICIOUSLY FATTENING
THESE SUPERMODELS.
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SO FAR, ALL WE KNOW
IS THAT ALL EIGHT MODELS
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WERE REPRESENTED BY
THE SAME AGENCY.
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( Stroganoff )
THEPRETTY GIRL
MODELING AGENCY.
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IT'S RUN BY A MAN NAMED
NAIRASEC ROTCOD.
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DO MY
ELBOWS LOOK FAT ?
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LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
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NAIRASEC SUGGESTED I GET
AN ELBOW REDUCTION.
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THEY'RE GREAT !
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WHEN YOU WALKED IN, I WAS
THINKING, WOW, NICE ELBOWS.
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AW, THANKS !
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HI, I'M CLICHE.
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EROTICA.
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CALL BREE, THANK HER FOR
THE CAVIAR SHE SENT.
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SEND THE CAVIAR TO
OLIVER, WITH A NOTE FROM MOI.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE, FIND ME
A REPLACEMENT
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AND PLEASE FIRE
YOURSELF, OH, AND--
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( screaming )
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YOU, EXQUISITE,
FABULOUS !
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OFFICE, MINE, NOW !
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YOU, YOUR THUMBS
ARE TOO FAT.
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( giggling )
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HMM, I FIND NO IMPERFECTIONS
ON YOU WHATSOEVER.
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YOUR FLESH IS
PERFECTLY BALANCED,
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TOES EXACTLY ONE QUARTER
CENTIMETER APART,
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YOUR NAVEL IS
PERFECTLY CENTERED.
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THE DISTANCE BETWEEN YOUR
STERNUM AND YOUR VAGINA
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IS EXEMPLARY.
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SO, PRETTY CRAZY
ABOUT THOSE MODELS
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SUDDENLY BECOMING
ENORMOUS, HUH ?
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WHAT MODELS ?
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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY
MODELS BECOMING ENORMOUS.
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WHY ASK ME ?
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WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
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BECAUSE THEY ALL WORKED
FOR YOUR AGENCY--
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LOOK, I DON'T
HIRE MODELS TO THINK.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE IN
MY OFFICE UNSUPERVISED
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FOR A FEW MINUTES.
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HMM...
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TONGUE SCANNER
ACTIVATE.
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I'M BACK !
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CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE GOT
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YOUR FIRST
MODELING ASSIGNMENT !
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WOW, REALLY,
ME, A MODEL ?
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IT'S TOMORROW,
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IT'S A VIDEO SHOOT
FOR THE BAND ROCTOPUS.
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NO WAY, I LOVE
ROCTOPUS !
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( Cliche )
EROTICA !
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CHECK OUT
MY NEW BREASTS.
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AREN'T THE NIPPLES
PERFECT ?
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I JUST GOT THEM DONE !
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SINCE I SAW
YOU YESTERDAY ?
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YEAH.
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OH, I ALSO HAD
MY THUMBS REDUCED.
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THE PLASTIC SURGEON IS
THE GREATEST.
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HIS NAME IS
DOCTOR CESARIAN.
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HE'S THE SAME GUY THAT
DID MY ELBOWS.
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HERE'S HIS CARD.
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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
ANY OF THE MODELS
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WHO MYSTERIOUSLY
BLIMPED UP ?
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WELL, KALINKA AND I
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BOTH DID ADS FOR GLOW IN
THE DARK CIGARETTES, BUT--
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( gasping )
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THERE'S
STIFFY WOODS !
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STIFFY, I LOVE ALL
YOUR SONGS !
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"WHERE DID ALL MY BLOOD GO ?",
"CONDOM SCHMONDOM",
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AND "HOMICIDE IS FUNNY" !
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MY SISTER TOTALLY KILLED HER
HUSBAND BECAUSE OF THAT SONG !
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I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME, IT
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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WHAT SONG IS
THIS VIDEO FOR ?
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IT'S CALLED
"ENCYCLOPEDIA SATANICA."
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( director )
Okay, people,
places, everybody.
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All right, here's
the concept.
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The band is playing,
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and you hot, thin chicks dance
around the pool, all right ?
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YOU !
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YOU DANCE ON THAT PRECARIOUSLY
FLIMSY PLATFORM.
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"Encyclopedia Satanica,"
take one, action !
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( screaming )
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♪ SATAN'S GOT
SOME BOOKS TO SELL ♪
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♪ THE INK IS BLOOD AND
IT'S PRINTED IN HELL ♪
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♪ 200 VOLUMES
OF SATANICA ♪
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♪ BRING YOUR SOUL
AND HARMONICA ♪
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♪ ENCYCLOPEDIA ! ♪
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♪ SATAN'S GOING
DOOR TO DOOR ♪
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♪ HE'LL QUOTE ONE PRICE
BUT CHARGE YOU MORE ♪
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♪ EVIL BOOKS FROM A TO Z ♪
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♪ HE'S SO BAD
IT'S HEAVENLY ♪
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WHOA !
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( gasping )
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( screaming )
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SHE'S STUCK IN
THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL !
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SHE'S GONNA DROWN !
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LUCKY FOR HER,
STRIPPERELLA'S HERE !
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NOT THAT I WAS HERE ALREADY,
BECAUSE I WASN'T.
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I JUST
GOT HERE.
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WHOA !
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HEE-YA !
237
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,075
THIS WOULD
BE REALLY HOT
238
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,545
IF THAT ONE CHICK LOOKED LIKE
SHE DID FIVE MINUTES AGO.
239
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:32,147
WHAT HAPPENED ?
240
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,882
YOU BLOATED UP
LIKE AN ENORMOUS SEA COW,
241
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:36,051
AND THEN I SAVED YOU
FROM DROWNING.
242
00:15:36,051 --> 00:15:39,088
I'M HUGE !
243
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:43,425
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE
JUST LET ME DIE ?
244
00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:00,776
WOW, THE EIFFEL
TOWER !
245
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:02,945
YOU SHOULD
SEE MY BIG BEN.
246
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:04,680
WHAT A TALENT !
247
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,282
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT,
WHORE SCHOOL ?
248
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,885
YOU KNOW,
PERSEPHONE,
249
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,054
I'M REALLY STARTING
TO LIKE YOU.
250
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,223
I USUALLY DON'T LET MYSELF
GET SO ATTACHED TO SOMEONE.
251
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,958
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
252
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,127
YOU'RE NOT LIKE
THE OTHER GUYS I'VE DATED.
253
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,295
YOU'RE SPECIAL,
UNIQUE.
254
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,898
( gagging )
255
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,633
CAN'T
BREATHE !
256
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,934
OH, MY WORD !
HE'S CHOKING !
257
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,537
DO SOMETHING,
YOU TAWDRY WENCH !
258
00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:31,573
OH, OH DEAR !
259
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,514
YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
THANK YOU.
260
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:41,116
I LEARNED THE HEIMLICH
HERE ATTHE TENDER LOINS.
261
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,285
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN
THE GIRLS CHOKE
262
00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:45,020
PICKING UP DOLLAR
BILLS WITH THEIR MOUTH.
263
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,755
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL
ANECDOTE.
264
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,490
PLEASE,
TELL IT AGAIN.
265
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,225
THAT'S ENOUGH,
CLIFF.
266
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:51,527
I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE
267
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:52,828
AND LISTEN TO YOU
TALK TO HER THAT WAY.
268
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,129
COME ON, PERSEPHONE.
269
00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:57,166
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
WE CAN BE ALONE.
270
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,578
I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
271
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:12,615
WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENED
TO THESE MODELS, AVI.
272
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,217
WHAT ELSE DO THESE
NINE GIRLS HAVE IN COMMON ?
273
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:16,952
I KNOW THAT SIX OF THEM
TAKE TAE-BO,
274
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,687
FIVE ARE VEGETARIANS,
275
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,856
SEVEN OF THEM SLEPT WITH
CHARLIE SHEEN, YUCK.
276
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,326
WAIT A
MINUTE.
277
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,628
( dog barking )
278
00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:27,363
LOOK AT HER
BREASTS.
279
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,098
THAT'S IT,
THAT IS IT !
280
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:33,435
ALL THESE GIRLS
HAD BOOB JOBS !
281
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:36,472
DOCTOR CESARIAN !
282
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,074
THANKS FOR THE BOOB JOB,
DOCTOR CESARIAN.
283
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:40,809
THEY LOOK AND
FEEL SO NATURAL !
284
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:43,412
ANYTIME, ENORMA.
285
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:48,183
I'LL BE SEEING YOU...
IN THE OBITUARY COLUMN !
286
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,292
( clearing throat )
287
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:06,402
( maniacal laughter )
288
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,487
( announcer )
ON THE NEXTSTRIPPERELLA...
289
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,202
ENORMA, YOU'VE BEEN
BOOBY TRAPPED !
290
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,804
YOU'RE SET TO
EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES.
291
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,830
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
292
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,300
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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