All language subtitles for The.Conference.2023.ESUB

KOLARÄNGEN MALL GROUNDBREAKING SOON -
MUNICIPALITY GROWTH TO FOLLOW

TODAY'S AGENDA

THE CONFERENCE

Are we there yet?

Okay, guys. In a few minutes,
we're gonna make a quick stop.

Yes.

Whoo!

All right, guys. It's finally happening.

Kolarängen shopping center.

Not bad for a group of municipal workers
who mostly make coffee

and sit around
filling out forms all day.

No. Uh, all jokes aside,

tomorrow will go down
as a historic day for our community.

And when we break ground
in front of the entire press corps,

we should be very proud
of all the amazing opportunities

that the shopping mall
will bring to Kolarängen.

So you better fasten your seat belts,
'cause it's time for takeoff! Whoo!

Um…

Now, since we've all
gathered here together,

I want to take the opportunity
to properly thank the person who,

in spite of all the difficulties,

has pulled through
and made this project a reality.

Of course, I'm talking
about you, our dear Jonas.

-Ah!
-The king! Ow!

He's fucking great!

You fought tooth and nail for this.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, as your project leader…

-Strange phrase.
-Mm-hmm.

Project… leader.

To lead a project… that's what I did here.

-Mm-hmm.
-It wouldn't have been possible

without any of you guys.

Especially you, Ingela.
You've been very critical.

Thank you, Jonas.

Now, everyone, gather around.
Let's have some fun.

We're going to hang out

and get to know each other
a little better,

while also treating ourselves.

We're gonna combine work and pleasure,
with the emphasis on pleasure.

Yeah!

Uh, and if anybody asks, we're all here
for "professional development training."

Yeah. It's a requirement
to make it all tax-deductible.

That's right. That's right.

Thank you very much. Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm?
-Kaj.

Oh! Uh, you… you want a picture?

What a journey.

KOLARSJÖN HOLIDAY VILLAGE

Okay.

Look at this group. You look great.

Hello and welcome
to our beautiful holiday village.

Hello, hello. My name is Jenny.

And this right here is Roger.

If you need anything, you can ask him.
Or me. Or both of us.

But if your toilet's clogged, ask Roger.

Hey, everyone. Welcome.

Uh… This is Cleo.
She'll take care of you

during the team-building exercise
after lunch.

I hope you brought exercise clothes,
'cause we're having fun.

We also have Karl, our chef.

Well, I hope you brought Pepto-Bismol.

Hey, I'm just kidding, of course.

Uh, anyway, we work closely

with our local markets
and farmers so we can, uh--

Hey! Who the hell brought these fireworks

and put them in there
on top of my luggage?

-Yeah. Um, those would be mine.
-Why would you bring these?

I was planning a little surprise
for the group later on.

Okay, uh, this evening,
we're going to be serving a--

Maybe it's better if we go over dinner
at a later time, thank you very much.

Now, then,

why don't we go up to the guesthouse
and get your cabin keys?

-Follow me.
-Yep.

-Here we have a…
-Excuse me. I'm sorry.

For fuck's sake!

-Hey. Cleo. Hey.
-Mmm?

So, I recently came back to the office

after taking some time off, so, uh…

Mm-hmm. That's nice.

Yeah. And I was recommended to stay away
from any kind of unnecessary stress,

so about this whole
exercise clothes thing…

Right. There won't be unnecessary stress.
It'll be nice and relaxing, stress-free.

Don't you worry.

Let's see. Okay.
So we have Eva and Lina.

You'll share cabin one.

Aren't we a bit too old
for a pajama party?

Okay, then. We have Jonas and, uh--

Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kajan!

-Yes. Cabin number two.
-Número dos.

-Then Amir and Torbjörn.
-Congratulations, Amir.

-You're in cabin number three.
-Thank you.

Nadja and Anette have number four.

Excuse me. Who decided
which of us were paired together?

You're grouped
with matching astrological signs.

Excuse me?

You're a Cancer,
so you should be with a Scorpio.

-Except I'm a Scorpio.
-I'm a Cancer.

Astrological signs. How exciting is that?

That means, Ingela,

that you're all by yourself
in our finest luxury cabin.

That's right.
Our group is an uneven number,

so someone's gotta make the sacrifice.

Look, Anette.
This is some cultural history, I tell ya.

Back in the day, they weren't
afraid of rolling up their sleeves.

-No.
-How dirty they are. Crazy.

And who are these stars?

It's nice to have someone on our side
after all this commotion.

Commotion? It's more of an uprising,
considering all the complaints and--

Yeah, but I don't think most people
understand what this really means.

We believe this shopping center
will be a giant lift for the community.

-And for us. As well as--
-No need for that.

We've already read this.

-Yeah.
-Why do you think we came here?

It could be
because nobody else wants us.

Roger!

Where are you going?

I'm going to fill up the gas tank,
which Roger should have done.

-Where did he go?
-He's in the cabins, finishing up.

But hey!
They're having lunch in two hours!

…a petition where
the majority of Kolarängen's citizens

vote against the shopping center.

However, there are no plans
to abort the controversial construction,

according to the reports
from Backmann-Kroon.

The groundbreaking…

…on Saturday, in front
of the entire press corps,

with representatives…

What the hell?

Ugh.

Goddamn.

-Sorry.
-What?

Vindaloo, it just…

Oh. No. No, it's not you.

We're out of toilet paper,
in case you gotta go.

Thanks.

It's the cabin. It smells like, uh,
moldy cardboard or something. Smell it?

Super depressing cabin.

But…

the standard at next year's conference
will be higher, right?

Beer?

I mean, fuck, I heard that Backmann-Kroon

flew their entire crew
down to Dubai for theirs.

Ah, ah, shh, shh, shh. Please…

Don't talk too much about that.
Until it's official.

Ah. Okay.

But… but it will happen, right?

Of course it will.

Hey. Have you seen this?

"Today's agenda"? "Environmental goals"?

You playing your six-string
tonight, Torbjörn?

Yeah, but I haven't played in a long time.

-What are we gonna do about this?
-I understand. I am so sorry.

Look, I mean, you can't have
a conference facility without Wi-Fi.

-No. No, we… But we can't…
-No. No, you can't.

No, but we have it. I said we have Wi-Fi.

It just disconnects occasionally.

But… but… Ingela, we'll sort it out.

-Roger, stop.
-What?

Go fix the internet.

-Again?
-Yes!

-You're joking. Again?
-Hurry up!

-Go now!
-Okay!

What's this?

"WE WON'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT"

KOLARÄNGEN SHOPPING CENTER

More and more families
are beginning to report

an increase in threats to their safety,

which is something
that shouldn't be taken lightly

in our communities.

In a world plagued
by violence and gang-related crime,

it's becoming more difficult
to find a safe place to call home.

But there still remains
one neighborhood that strives

to maintain solidarity and compassion.

A community where you
and your family can start anew.

-Hey!
-How have you been?

Here,
community and neighborliness

are combined with traditional values.

Hey, there.

How's it going?

If you're young and dreaming
about becoming a drainage engineer,

then send in an application
to our construction high school.

Your future is only limited
by what you can imagine.

Yeah!

A community
that you can call your home,

your family,

your life,

your work,

or you can simply call it "Kolarängen."

Welcome home.

"Welcome home."

A little bit of inspiration
to kick off the day.

So, come on.
Did you get goose bumps?

Sorry, but did neo-Nazis produce
the commercial you just played?

There are some
white gang members in there too.

Is everyone who lives
in Kolarängen white now?

I mean, not in real life.
No, no. It… this wasn't real life.

A bouquet of flowers
doesn't just consist of… of… of roses.

It's all kinds of flowers.

It's important
that every flower can bloom.

Hey, Ingela. I have to ask you something.

What channel is this crap going to air on?

Torbjörn, we're not going to air it
on a regular TV channel.

-No?
-We're gonna upload it to YouTube.

I don't fucking understand
how we can waste resources

on these kind of things.

I mean, back in my day,
we all personally handed out--

Yes, Torbjörn.
Everything was better back in your day.

You and the other guys could sit
in the break room, looking at porno,

eating liver pâté straight out of the box.

But, seriously, we should consider

if this is how we really want to advertise
Kolarängen to other communities.

No, but maybe we could just cut some out
and shorten it a little?

Just remove the beginning,

the middle,

and the end.

Guys, you're too funny. Like…

Come on. You're truly, truly funny.

But how about either of you follow through
with your work tasks for once?

Everything just fizzles out all the time.

What happened to the invites
you were gonna send out

for tomorrow's ceremony?

You guys were supposed to handle that.
Or did that just fizzle out too?

All right.

Now, how about everybody sing a song
called "We Shall Overcome"?

No, we should take a little, uh,
break time to gather some energy.

-Yes. Great minds think alike.
-I've gotta take a shit.

There's some coffee in the lobby.

How ridiculous is this company?

Will you grab a cup
for me, Eva?

-Oh, yes.
-Come on, everybody.

That's great, Anette.

Yeah.

We got, uh, what was it,
uh, 15 million for the land.

All of the big chains
will set up shop there.

I also convinced Backmann-Kroon
to keep all the rent prices low

so that local entrepreneurs can also
establish themselves in Kolarängen.

So which large chains are coming?

A small furniture store that makes you
screw your own shelves together.

-IKEA.
-But we don't talk about that.

Hey.

-Hey.
-Hey.

How does it feel to be back?

Couldn't stay away from us?

Not from you, of course.

-So then I told them…
-The rest, I don't know.

No!

I really regret not standing up for you
when you were on sick leave.

I mean, I-I saw how overworked you were,

so I really wanted to talk to Ingela,
but you… you…

-Amir.
-You know, it's just…

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
She wouldn't have listened anyway, so…

Okay, guys. Let's get back to it.

-Glad you're here.
-You're the best.

We were sharp before. Reflexes!

Come on and settle down,
you young bucks.

Okay.

Let's go, guys.

Hey, this is Karl.
Sorry I missed your call.

Please leave a message after…

So since we'll have
so many new residents in the community…

Hey, what about my proposal
for the new bus routes?

We'll look at that later.

Did you even really present it?

I presented your bus route request
to the shopping center.

It's been presented. Thanks.

Um… I can't find anything
explaining the actual costs in here.

It sure must have cost a pretty penny.

I'm just saying,
we know blueprints aren't free.

And to build the road there…
Then you have the water…

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait!

Of course costs are incurred from that.
It's investing in the future.

It takes money to make money.

Player!

You've gotta be crazy to get the dollars.

But the land is worth more
than what you sold it for.

Nadja, I've gone through the numbers
multiple times, and everything adds up.

Exactly.
So there's nothing more to discuss.

But come on. The shopping center
hasn't even been built yet.

But we are breaking ground on it
tomorrow, are we not? Tomorrow?

In front of the entire press corps?

Remember, Nadja, that you haven't
worked with us for that long.

No. So what?

So, you may not be familiar
with the way we do things here.

Don't worry.
Jonas has full control of the situation.

Word. Boom.

-Nadja, could I take a quick peek at that?
-Yes. I'll be quiet.

Zip.

Hmm.
With population increasing regionally,

we're experiencing
a very interesting situation

with regards to the housing market--

But wait, wait.
I actually don't recognize this, either.

My God. Is it never enough?

But where is…

a compensation agreement
for the farmer and his family, Pålsson?

I mean, we demolished his whole farm.
They're entitled to get something.

Lina.

We all agreed, and you were with us.

We did?

You signed the contract yourself.

Sure, it's my signature,
but it's the wrong contract.

It's the wrong contract.
I wouldn't have signed this.

-I would not--
-So then who signed it if it wasn't you?

Here we go again
with the speculation.

It's speculation and more speculation.
We're supposed to be a team, you know?

We can't keep questioning every
little thing if we're to make progress.

Remember what happened last time
we started bickering about petty things?

What happened?

Hey, Frans.

Frans!

I was attacked.

Tearing down a family farm to build
a shopping center is not petty stuff.

-It's capitalist, sick vulgarity.
-Ah.

The shopping center is
part of the community's welfare structure.

Listen. Sometimes in life,
you have to break a few eggs

so you can make a pancake, right?

Omelet.

See what I mean?

-What are you talking about?
-Hey, hey, hey. "Pancake."

I heard the word "pancake."

Let's have lunch.

Okay. So we'll reconvene
after we get some food.

Hot dogs! Is that, uh,
all we're having for lunch?

Yeah. Um, we've been having issues
with food deliveries recently.

-Here you go.
-Thought it'd be fish.

Damn.
This hot dog is cold. Cold as ice.

Yeah. Mine is too.

Lina.

Lina…

Lina.

-Hi.
-God, you scared me.

How are you?

Well, it's… it's fine.

Hmm.

Can we just have a quick word in private?

Mmm.

-Sure.
-Cool.

What are you doing?

I don't know what you mean.

You know, questioning the contract
in front of everyone. Huh?

Don't you realize
that this is very embarrassing for me,

like I fucked up or something?

And Ingela gets so anxious.

I think this is really, really awkward.

Okay, then,
but I just told you what I saw.

I… I didn't sign those papers.
I don't recognize them at all.

-Not even one.
-So who signed them, then?

Some kind of ghost?

Or could it just be
you don't remember? Right?

It's normal for your memory to fail

after an extended period
undergoing stress.

And then you start to disassociate
or fabricate your own stuff up there,

so think about what you say
from now on. Okay?

Yeah?

Uh, we're out
of toilet paper in cabin two.

-Ah. I'll get some. No worries.
-Yep.

-So where's the chef?
-Uh… He's getting prepared for supper.

Ingela,
my main question is, really,

who is the one
who had final authorization--

Nadja, this is really starting
to feel like the Nuremberg trials

with all the questions you're asking.

Well, excuse me, but I have to be able
to ask questions, right?

I mean, aren't we here for discussions?

Yes, but remember
to discuss things the right way.

The last thing we want
is another Frans situation.

Who's Frans?

Frans? Who's Frans?

Did I miss something?

Oh God.
What a fucking farce this is.

Remember back in the day, Eva,

when us municipal workers
really cared about farmlands?

And that just isn't the case anymore.

Look, Anette.

What the hell is going on?

Yeah, I think it's supposed to
look like a charcoal burner.

Howdy, gang! Ha ha ha ha!

Well, my name is Sotis!

Yes! I'm here to inaugurate
a shopping center here in Kolarängen!

Ha ha ha!

We're gonna have so much fun.

Has anyone by any chance seen
a tiny, little shopping center

that looks ready to be inaugurated?!

-Ha ha!
-It's Sotis!

Kolarängen's very own mascot.

Torbjörn, what's a charcoal burner?

Charcoal burners
were the proletarians of the forest,

who supplied furnaces
with coal back in the day.

The forest and the land we're now
pillaging to build a shopping center on?

Just fucking stop it, Anette.

Our municipality has the most ambitious
climate goals in all of the country.

Climate goals? Uh, hey, Ingela,

do you know the difference
between climate and environment?

You don't have to bring politics
into everything.

She does have a point.

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

What's with the shitty,
fucking bad attitudes around here?

When I make an effort to dress up
and put on a fucking show for you?

Entertainment!

All I can say, pearls before swine.

You happy now?

There's cheesecake
and jam out there.

Hey, don't worry
about what others think. You hear me?

I, uh…

I don't care.

I feel sorry for them.

I do.

No sense of humor.

The problem with them
is they lack creativity. Originality.

Jonas, listen to me.

Those who truly mean something
know exactly what you've accomplished.

And that's what's important.

Sometimes,
jealousy can come into the equation.

When somebody is as successful,
young, and visionary as you,

they can't handle it.

And you know what?

I've decided that I'll let you get
the first crack at the shovel tomorrow.

You.

Try it, Jonas.

Shovel.

Try shoveling a bit.

Just like that. Awesome.

That way. Like so.

A little harder.

A strong team is the grounding
of a successful organization,

so through communication and cooperation,

we will increase
our understanding of each other.

Yes. Absolutely.

-Dream work makes the teamwork.
-Yeah.

Fucking well said, Ingela. Like this…

Ask not what you can do for your company.

Ask what you can do,

and then you go and do it together.

Hmm. And by communication,
I mean to say real communication.

Conversations, human interaction, right?

So that means
no cell phones allowed for today.

Here you go. Thank you.

So we could be more present together.

Good. Go ahead and put it in there.

Really great. Just like that.

We'll take that. And you can smoke
some more when you're home.

God, that's lovely. Yeah.

Now you can listen to me for a while.

Hey, what lovely energy.

And now I want you all
to run back to your cabins

and switch into your exercise clothes,

because it's time for team-building.

Excuse me.
I made a quiz with some topical questions.

Wow. We won't have time for that.

-Amir.
-Yeah?

-You believe me, right?
-Yeah. About what?

I didn't sign those documents
from earlier.

Right. So who did?

Fuck if I know, but…
we have to compensate the farmer.

It would be evil not to.

And how would that work?

We'll squeeze it into the budget.

-We have to contact him.
-Contact who?

-Pålsson?
-Yeah.

Yeah, but, Lina…

Pålsson's dead.

Didn't you know?

What? When did he die?

After they demolished the farm.

He killed himself.

Shit.

Ingela doesn't want us
talking about it, because it's very…

"negative talk."

Of course.

Each team is going to build a raft.

At your disposal
you have two wooden planks,

sixty plastic bottles,

two rolls of duct tape,

the strength of your ingenuity,

and an extra large bag
filled with fighting spirit! Let's go!

Rock and roll!

-Come on, guys!
-Yeah!

-Tape it! Tape!
-Here!

Tape that! Tape it!

Come on! Come on!

-I've got it!
-Grab more bottles!

-You're getting in the way.
-And now a shitload of tape.

-Jonas? Hello, do you hear me?
-Yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Take this.

Come on, Blue team.

Pass me the tape! Come on. Come on.

Let me fix it.

-Put those on the side. Tape it!
-We're not going fast enough!

Come on! Screw that! Carry!

The guys go! The guys go!

Those two
are already on the water.

We're gonna fall behind.

Hand me the roll.

Okay. Lift on three. One…

Come on! Faster!

Go faster!

Paddle!

This is so fucking stupid.

Whoo!

-We won, Anette!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great.

To hell with this.

Come on. Let's have a beer.

Hell yeah. We killed it.

-Yes!
-In your face!

Roger?

Karl?

Cleo?

Hello?

Roger?

What the…

God…

What the fuck is this?

Why would…

-Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
-Jonas! Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

-Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
-Jonas! Jonas! Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

Imagine that you are at sea
on a sinking ship.

In your hands,
you've been given a list of items.

During the limited time you have,

you as a team
need to make a joint decision

about which items
on this list you will save.

You're going to have to prioritize
and compromise under immense pressure,

which generates stress.

You will need to create a plan
for dealing with that stress.

You have one minute.

Okay. Um…

Toilet paper seems important.
So that's a given.

Uh… These cans of food, on the other hand,
might be tricky, so maybe we ditch that?

And… what are you going to eat, then?

I can drink to fill myself up.
It's a skill I have.

Yeah. Me too.

The laptop is definitely coming.

Oh, so you're going to swim
with a laptop under your arm?

Why is it so important
to bring the laptop?

Well, I guess it's an individual matter,
but for me, it's very important.

So you'd rather bring a laptop
than a life jacket?

Yeah. I know how to swim. I'm not as good
at recovering failed hard drives.

But I can recover them, can't I?

Yes, but no.
A… Amir, the laptop is coming on the boat!

But, Jonas, you can just pull out
the hard drive and bring that part--

So let him take his fucking laptop.

If I can bring a bottle of wine,
I'll be fine.

Here we go again.

Six.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!

-Hold it! Shh!
-Zero!

Hasn't anyone thought
about how to deal with the oil spill

that happens when the ship sinks?

You're analyzing
this task all wrong.

Ring the gong again!

I'm so done with this!

THE HOLIDAY VILLAGE
WELCOMES THE SHOPPING CENTER

-…Costa Rica, in the jungle.
-Damn, that's cool.

-It was fucking awesome.
-Yeah. I can imagine.

Watch this.

-Go, Jonas!
-You guys can't keep up?

You've got awesome thighs!

Guys, you ready
for the baptism of fire?

-Yes!
-Yes!

Any volunteers?

You, over there.

Up for it?

There'll be no stress. It's just for fun.

All right. Isn't it time to just rip
the band-aid right off already?

We're here to challenge ourselves.

To step out into the unknown.

Out from the comfort zone.

-Lina! Lina! Lina!
-Lina! Lina! Lina!

Lina! Lina!

Lina! Lina! Lina!

No, no, no.

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. You guys.

Not like that.

It's great that you want
to encourage Lina. It really is.

But we know how fragile she is.

This is no fucking game.

So if it's the case that she doesn't dare…

doesn't want…

she doesn't need to.

There's no shame in giving up.

Sometimes you win by giving up.

Right, then.

-Hey.
-I'll go.

Hey, Kaj.Stop.

Don't you worry.

Yeah, no. I don't want to.

I do wanna remind all of you

that this is the kind of stuff
that makes you grow as a person.

We're here to have fun, right?

So, Cleo, I'm thinking about…
How often are these facilities inspected?

I've heard that in other places like this…

But how reliable can they be

after so much time
exposed to the elements?

Whoo!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Holy fuck.

JONAS'S SUPERCOMPUTER

Back in my day,

we went on conference trips
to get a break from our everyday lives.

And conference trips were for getting out,

eating good food,
and drinking… drinking beer.

Sounds a little backwards.
Or is it just me?

Hey, I'm hearing some disagreement
in the group,

and therefore, I just wanna say

that an honest disagreement
is often a sign of development.

Who do you think said that?

-Phil Collins.
-Tony Robbins.

Hmm. Those are great guesses,
but it was actually Mahatma Gandhi.

And what do you think he meant by that?

If you can't stand the heat,
put on a jacket?

No. He meant that respectful disagreement
and conversation between two people

is a method to achieve success
in any path of life.

That's goddamn right.

PROCUREMENT OF LAND
EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT

REGARDING THE PROCUREMENT

A PROFITABLE DEAL FOR YOU

THE LAND WILL BE WORTH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS

Got you now, bastard.

Hey! Hey, guys. It's about damn time
we took a group photo, don't you think?

I need the content.

Because without content,
who are we really, as a group?

-Cleo, can you give our phones back now?
-Yeah.

Okay. So, the taller people
in the back, and the shorter ones here.

Let's bunch up a little.

-Cleo?
-Uh, yes? No. Uh…

We, uh, should wait
until there's been time

for the withdrawal to completely wear off.

What?

So you guys can all talk
to each other instead.

Why don't you take the opportunity
to analyze your… your disagreements a bit,

and I'll be right back.

-Where the fuck is my head?
-What's going on?

Bro. I'll see you at the hot tub, right?

Hey!

Where the fuck is my head?

Is that a trick question?
What do you mean?

-It's there between your shoulders.
-Very funny!

-I brought a huge… huge fucking head!
-No, I haven't seen it.

What the fuck.
Make me lose money on this bullshit.

"It's between your shoulders." Yes, it is.

My head is between my shoulders.

Where the hell is yours? Up your ass?
Should have said that.

Screw that now.

Fuck you. Fuck you!

No, it's fine.

Here we go!

I spent about two days
creating a playlist on my phone

that is perfect
for exactly this one moment.

Yeah,
that's the team-building exercise.

They're trying to see who goes mad first
without being able to use their phone.

-No. I think it'll be Kaj, actually.
-Yeah.

What a shame it would be
if your 12 followers on Instagram

couldn't experience
this exciting life of yours.

#YOLO.

Ha ha, Eva. Cute,
but I actually have 83 followers.

Okay.

Besides, no one even says "YOLO" anymore,
so you failed there too.

-Oh, oh, oh!
-Ooh!

-Ledin!
-Oh yeah?

Ow!

-Hey, hey, hey!
-Whoo!

YOLO!

-Go! Go, go, go!
-YOLO.

Hey!

-Ah!
-Ah!

Mmm.

-Cheers.
-Yeah, cheers to you.

And cheers to us, guys.

Jenny?

Ugh.

Roger?

Karl?

Damn it.

What the hell?

Hello?

God… God…

Now this is
what I'm talking about.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Ah!
-Finally, some R & R.

A little flower!

Everybody, it's a perfect opportunity,

uh, to reflect

on this day we have just spent together.

It's been incredible. And we all…

opened up ourselves to each other.

We've taken off our masks.

And together,
we became the people we really are.

Oh, you've opened yourselves up,

opened up your innermost parts
for each other.

-I have to go to the bathroom. Amir.
-The masks have…

And all this opening up
will give us the chance to do wonders.

Yeah.

Tomorrow will be
an absolutely fantastic day.

Because now,
we're so much closer to each other.

See? We're touching skin.

-Hey, Ingela.
-Mmm?

That scar, do you still feel it ever?

I mean, yeah, physically,
I still feel it sometimes.

But emotionally, it makes you afraid
someone could attack you like that.

Really hurts.

That a coworker
could just randomly attack you.

You have to be able to feel safe
in your workplace.

Well, now we are.

It… it doesn't ever really go away.

I went through Jonas's computer.

The compensation agreements,
the land sale,

the email correspondence
between Jonas, Backmann-Kroon, and Kaj…

Something is seriously off here.

Let me see.

All of my documents in there are dated
a week before I went on sick leave.

Okay.

But all of the contracts that they used

were created
only a month before they were signed.

What, so they backdated the contracts?

Apparently.
And must have forged my signature.

No.

-And one more thing.
-What?

There are no contracts
with any store chains whatsoever.

Nobody has shown interest.

What about IKEA?
They were going to open in the big space.

No.

And when it all goes to shit,

Jonas will already be working
for Backmann-Kroon.

They signed a contract.

It's all in there.

Damn it. My stomach is starting to growl.

What time is it, Eva?

The time is…

seven o'clock.

-Seven? It's seven already?
-Mmm.

Christ, that's an hour late at this point.

Why can't they just stick to the schedule
at this fucking place?

It's getting cold.
Wanna come to my cabin?

Well, are there any snacks at your cabin?

Chips, red wine?

Well, it's a deal.

Hoo!

-Ha!
-Ha.

Wolf of Wall Street.

-Ugh.
-You need an IRA.

IRA? IRA. IRA is a thing?

Mmm.

But if you're really tough,
then you better go with a crypto wallet.

Damn.

Did you convince Kaj
to forge my signature?

Yeah, you're good at that.

Letting others handle your shit, right?

Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold your horses.
What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah.
What the hell are you on about?

Were you also offered a job
at Backmann-Kroon or what?

A nice raise
and conference trips to Dubai?

That is not official yet.
I don't think it's--

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Uh… uh…

-Lina… Damn it--
-I know what you've done.

IKEA's not coming.

No one's coming.

Can you and I talk privately?

Mm-hmm.

Uh, bro, do you, uh, want me to tag along?

No. No, no.
Hell no. I've got this.

You just sit there and enjoy.

Enjoy!

Come on.

What's up?

Now I see
why you gave me all that extra work.

Yeah, you had Ingela give me lots
of unnecessary tasks to distract me.

Yeah, and then you used my sick leave

to manipulate everyone
into believing that I was in the wrong.

Lina…

Look at me.

I like you.

You're smart.

Up here.

I just wonder,
what are you really doing here?

You're not supposed to be here.

You should be there.

You belong
on a much larger playing field, Lina.

This just hit me,
and it has to stay between us…

but I happen to know that Backmann-Kroon
are looking for new employees.

In my position, I could pull strings
and get you a fire job over there.

That pays really well.

And one where you'd actually be happy.

Huh?

And let's forget
all this bullshit.

So?

No.

Screw that, then.

Why do you say that IKEA's not coming?

-Well, are they?
-Yeah, they are.

But they'll come… when they come.

And I don't need someone
who… ba ba ba ba ba… talks like that.

Because it's thanks to me
any of us are here, so it's mine!

I'm under tremendous pressure!

And I'm going to dig tomorrow
with the shovel!

Do you get that?
Standing for the press and digging!

There won't be any revenue,
no tourists.

The shopping center will be a fiasco.

The whole community
will go bankrupt.

Where the hell
are you getting this from? Huh?

Your extremely important laptop.

You're way beyond your ability.
So stop. Right, Lina? You know that.

Either you admit and stop groundbreaking,

or I'll call the police tomorrow.

Oh, I love this song.

Anette, turn up the volume.

-Anette!
-What?

Turn up the volume.
This song means a lot to me.

What kind of bullshit song is this?

Hey, if it's too loud… old,
you're too loud, biatch!

Well, tomorrow's another day.

Huh.

And here comes that one.

Hey, Sotis! Bro!

Hey, Sotis, my man!

It's all cool. I'm just paranoid
about this stuff with Lina and…

What the fuck is that?What?

Hello? Jenny?

We're starting to get hungry here. Hello?

Almighty…

Dear God, please save us.
Lord, please have mercy.

Jonas! Jonas, you have to--

Oh, shit!

-Hey…
-Fuck! Somebody stop him! Fuck!

Who is that?

Sotis? What?

Oh no!

Run, run! Come on! Run, Lina!

Run! Run!

Come on. Get up. Get up!

-What the fuck is going on?!
-We have to call the police!

Call the police!

Hello? It's fucking cut off!

Fuck! What do we do?

The raft. Come on, the raft.

Lift! Lift!

Fuck!

I'll go first. I'll go first!

-Oh my God. Oh my God.
-Oh my God.

What the fuck.
There's blood everywhere.

-Oh no. No, no.
-Eva. Eva!

Let's calm down, Eva.
Everything will be all right.

-It's gonna be okay.
-Let go of me! Let go of me!

Fuck.

What sick bastard
would do something like this?

It's that fucking Frans
from the environmental office.

What are you doing?

Keep paddling.

Give me the flash drive.

-What?
-Give it to me.

We'll paddle to land, call the police,
and forget our old grudges.

Back to normal, okay?

Give it to me.

Give it to me!

You're fucking crazy.

Imagine
if you'd have just listened to me, Lina!

What a fucking team
we could have been, huh?!

Such a fucking
Goody-fucking-Two-shoes, aren't you?!

Why the fuck is everyone against me?!

Let's see here.
We have to inhale through our nose

and then exhale through our mouth.

-We're on a… we're on a sinking ship.
-Yeah.

What do we need
to survive together on a sinking ship?

Think. What things do we need?

Okay.

-No, I think you need to take the--
-For fuck's sake, Amir.

But-- but-- but you have to turn the…

Quit nagging me, goddamn it!
I know what I'm doing.

-You done?
-There.

Do you see anything?

-No.
-Okay.

Hey, listen, guys.

We need to work together
and come up with a damn good strategy now.

-The minivan.
-What about it?

-The minivan.
-Yes?

Jonas has the keys.
We take it and get out now.

You can't go to the minivan, please.

I'm not leaving this house.
I'm not taking one step outside.

How can it be so fucking hard
to understand?

-Are you coming or staying to die?
-I'm staying here.

-Torbjörn?
-Yeah?

-No.
-You are unbelievable.

Nadja.

-Nadja!
-Nadja! Shh!

And Amir. Where's Amir? Huh?

-What?!
-Jesus.

Lina? Lina!

Lina!

Lina!

Ah, fuck!

Lina! Lina!

Shh.

Turn off the light. Turn it off.

Fuck.

-Did you see him?
-Is he out there?

-No! No! No, no, no!
-What? No!

-No!
-No!

-Fuck!
-No!

Fuck.

-What is that?
-Oh shit.

No. Someone's here. Someone's here!

Calm down! It's us!

This is fucking insane.

Listen… All of you…

From now on, we stick together.

-We stick together. Okay?
-Yes.

Oh dear God.

What?

Anette.

Who was that?
With the mask… What the fuck?

And little Kaj. Oh my God, Kaj!

Did you see what happened to Kaj?
Did you see what… happened to Kaj?

He just laid there like…
Like, it was just so horrible.

Kaj… Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God.

Ow! Shit!

-What are you doing?
-I need to put my head back into place.

Let me see.

No, wait. Come here. Let me do that.

I'll do it for you.

There, there.

Ooh, that's nasty. Ooh.

-Are you ready? Ready?
-Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

This will sting a little.

-There…
-Mother… fucking… bitch!

Just hold still for a second, will you?

Fucking shit!

My Go…

Here comes another one.

-Are you ready?
-Yes.

Easy, now.

Yeah?

Mmm. There we go.

-I'll pull a little now.
-Yes!

There we go.

Fuck. I look terrible.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

What kind of fucking psycho, huh,
would do all of this?

It could be…

It could be my fault.

-What?
-It could…

What are you talking about?

I, uh… I, uh…

-You did what?
-Yeah, I, uh…

Yeah, I…

I think I told him
we were coming here for our conference.

-I, uh… I told him…
-For fuck's sake, who… who's coming?

I told Frans.

-Frans?
-Yeah.

Why would you ever try to contact Frans?

We… we… we… we're friends.

-You're friends?
-Uh-huh.

Wow. Oh my…

That explains it.

-Wait, what?
-Yeah.

You're fucking untouched. Aren't you?

Yes. Yes.

-I'm sorry.
-Everyone's out to get me.

Everyone's out to get me.
Everyone is fucking stupid.

-I have to get out. I have to get out!
-Wait.

Wait for me. I-I need to come…
I… I need to come with you!

Wait for me, Jonas! Wait for me!

Wait for me, Jonas!

Wait for me!

Push! Push! Push!

Push it now! He's coming! Push it!

Push, for fuck's sake!

He's coming! Push it!

Make yourself useful and push!

Stop! Stop!

Jonas! No! Wait for me!

Wait for me! Jonas!

I know why you're doing this, Frans.

But please, listen, listen.
It's okay now. Yeah? It's okay now.

I… I…

I… I'm on your team.

I have really tried to

make them understand the effects
this shopping center will have for… for…

for the citizens and environment, and…

nobody ever listens to me.

I can see why you're angry, and I am too.

It's okay.

Here, you want me to help you
take this silly head off? Huh?

It must be heavy.

Hard to breathe with all that on you.

Hey, you're not Frans.

Who are you?

We don't have any vehicles
to get us out of here,

we can't call anyone,

and there's a fucking killer waiting
for us somewhere out there in the woods.

Yeah, if we're lucky.
He might as well be in here with us.

I still think we should stay here
till someone comes.

Hey, there's plenty of time
to kill us before that.

That chef must be coming back
some time, damn it.

I mean, come on.
How delayed can a dinner be? Am I right?

Zip line.

The zip line would take us
right across the lake.

We'll go there together, guys. Come on.

Come on, Eva.

"WE WON'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT"

Amir, what the fuck? Come on, now.
What's going on? Come on.

I don't think
it's Frans who's doing this.

Why? What's that?

Oh, fuck me. It's Pålsson's son.

He was the one
who found his dad… in the stable.

-Fuck.
-Come on, Amir.

Yeah. Let's go.

-Let's fucking do this.
-Ugh. Is there any gasoline in this?

-Can anyone see anything?
-Shh! Don't.

Shh! Be quiet.

Shh.

There he is! There! There!

There! Run!

Run! Run!

Eva!

-Let's go!
-Eva!

Faster! We have to get out of here!

-Wait, Eva!
-Come on! Run!

-Run, Lina! Keep running! Let's go!
-Guys, I'm hit! I'm hit!

Okay.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

-Here. Here.
-Yes, yes.

There.

Come on. Come on.

What… the hell…

Eva.

Oh fuck.

Eva?

Eva? What the hell?

Then I'll load
and start the washing machine.

Then I'll pour myself a glass of wine.

Then I'll sit down on the couch
and put on the TV.

And then I'll watch something.

Then I'll call Mom
and hope she's in a good mood,

and if she is, I'll take her for a walk.

Eva. What…

What are you doing, Eva?
You can't be here.

You have to come with me right now, okay?

-Come on.
-Don't touch me.

-Come on!
-Don't touch me!

One more step, Lina. Come on.

Come on.

One more step. You can do it.

Yeah.

The fuck?

Huh?

Maybe it's Anette.

Torbjörn, be careful.

Anette?

Anette?

Who is it?

Oh my God, Torbjörn.

Oh my God.

-Anette?
-Is it Anette?

Anette--

Run, Eva! Damn it, run!

You perverted fucking bastard!

Come here!

Ah!

Come on, now!

Mo… mosquito season
definitely came early this year.

Tor… Tor… Torbjörn.

-Torbjörn.
-Yeah?

-I almost had the bastard.
-Yes, you did, Torbjörn.

Yeah.

You did great.

-But, hey.
-Yeah?

Let's go now.

-Come on, Torbjörn.
-Eva…

-Come on.
-Wait, Eva. Wait, Eva.

This isn't over yet.

We're gonna finish this
once and for all, Eva.

Okay.

911, what's your emergency?

Are you ready?

-Yeah. How's your ear?
-What?

-Your ear.
-One more time.

-Your ear!
-My ear? Oh, it's okay.

-I put a Band-Aid on it, so it's… Yeah.
-That's good, that's good, that's good.

-Let's do this.
-Let's do this.

Shh! Shh!

If you open, then I'll attack.

On three. One…

-Two…
-Do it.

Three.

Huh?

Hmm?

Ah! Eva!

Take your fucking hands off her!

Stop! Right now!

Let Eva go!

Let her go!

Let her go!

Ow!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No, God!

It's all right, Eva.
Now we fucking have him.

We fucking have him, Eva!

Now burn!

Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking burn!

Oh!

Na… Na… Na…

Nadja!

Nadja! Oh! Oh!

Here.

Here!

Hello!

You fucking bastard!

You bastard!

How much backup are we getting?

What the fuck happened up here?

It was a professional
development training.

"WE WON'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT"

THE CONFERENCE