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Once in your life you find her
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Someone that turns your heart around
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And next thing you know
You're closing
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Down the town
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Wake up and it's still with you
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Even though you left her
Way 'cross town
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Wondering to yourself
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"Hey, what've I found?"
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When you get caught between the moon
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And New York City
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I know it's crazy
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But it's true
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If you get caught between the moon
And New York City
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The best that you can do
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The best that you can do
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Is fall in love
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Hey, Ruby. Rube!
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Yeah, I know, Mike.
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"Staplehead."
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Your hit. That was your hit, yeah?
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This was it.
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Fucking turn it up!
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You don't have to, all right?
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Doxxxology.
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Fuck yeah!
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I had this on CD.
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Back in the day.
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My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock,
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but I say bullshit.
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I work with Ruby Ruin!
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Respect you, lady.
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- Hey, Victor.
- Hey.
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Tour time again.
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You interested in some roadie work
for a few weeks?
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Man the merch table?
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No, sorry.
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Ruby, you have a visitor
in the break room.
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Hey. Drummer, right?
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Thanks for answering the ad.
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I'm Ruby.
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Yes, you are.
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Wow.
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This is ama... I'm Gavin.
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Wow. Nice to meet you.
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This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm...
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Okay.
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I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan
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since I was, like, two years old.
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Dude, this is fuckin' badass.
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My mom said she'd catch me banging
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my sippy cup to "Staplehead."
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Just...
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Wow. That's...
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When I saw the listing
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to be the drummer of Doxxxology
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on fucking Craigslist,
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I was just, "What, dude? Fucking..."
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All right, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,
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mostly bars and small venues,
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but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,
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maybe write a few new songs,
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'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee,
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at the Lariat, opening for Krampus.
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Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus?
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Yo, that's badass, man.
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- Yeah, it's a big deal.
- But, hey,
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if you guys are looking to freshen up
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your material at all,
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I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff...
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And you got your own gear?
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Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal
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and a vintage amp, so everything you need.
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Great. But wait, no,
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what the fuck do you need an amp for?
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I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,
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and it gives it, like,
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this crunchy, chewy, disgusting...
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Good. Fine.
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Fine. You're in.
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- I'm in?
- You're in.
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Holy shit, dude.
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Look at me now, motherfuckers!
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This is gonna rock so fucking hard.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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I will not let you down, I promise you.
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All right, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.
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Gavin, we're all in our 40s.
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Just take a fucking bath.
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Take a bath.
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I'm not joking.
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Okay.
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Living on discount macaroni
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Can't even get a job
With my Uncle Tony
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You sent your goons
to repo my truck
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What the actual fuck?
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I can play guitar
And I'm a decent singer
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Now cut my wedding ring
Off my dead finger
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You say you wanna deal
But you're such a phony
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You're never gonna get that alimony
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Al! Al. God. Stop.
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That's awful. God.
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How's the divorce going, bro?
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Not good.
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The lyrics are temporary.
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I just slug out whatever's in my head,
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we can zhuzh it up later.
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There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd.
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I don't want to zhuzh the turd.
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We have three weeks, man.
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We got to come up
with something that's going
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to pop at this Krampus show.
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What's the point?
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They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."
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The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready
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to lay down and die
as some fucking nostalgia act.
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Are you?
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I just moved back in with my mom,
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and I got my AARP membership this year.
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So it's been a banner year for me.
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And Al with his divorce.
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It's not going well.
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- And you think law school is gonna...
- Law school?
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You think I can afford law school?
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It's an online MSL degree.
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I can't even afford to sell out.
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It's desperate times, Rube.
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Piling in this shitty van year after year
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for the rest of our lives,
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driving around playing Irish pubs.
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I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying
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I really think about it.
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The goal is not this.
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The goal is to get back.
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To have shit acts
like Krampus opening for us.
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That feeling on stage, the crowd,
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do you remember that?
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We're metal gods.
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What would you do to get that back?
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Anything.
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- Anything.
- Anything.
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We need to do this.
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And all we need,
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all we need is to write one new song
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that doesn't suck.
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I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A,
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try this.
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That's not bad.
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Jeez, where'd you get this kid?
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Juilliard.
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Really?
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Fucking Craigslist.
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Where do you think?
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That's wild.
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Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
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So, this tape line goes right here.
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- Okay.
- Not here.
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And not here.
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- Okay.
- So I don't hunch.
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- All right.
- I got a sciatica.
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- I can't hunch.
- Okay.
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Maggie May,
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I ain't seen one of these since Foghat.
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Battle Creek, show us your metal!
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Fuckin' Benson, man.
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Two, three, and...
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Merch girl
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Working all night
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Merch girl
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Fits me just right
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Merch girl
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Last one to leave
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Merch girl
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Nothing up her sleeve, yeah
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- All right. Okay.
- There's no bridge yet.
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Fuck a bridge.
What are we, Christopher Cross?
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Just power through it.
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What do you think?
There's something there?
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Deuteronomy, what do you think?
Something there?
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I got my audiobooks on.
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Hey, kid, what do you think?
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Why don't you guys just
try to write another song
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like "Staplehead"?
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I mean, "Staplehead." That song is good.
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So, just try and, you know,
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make another song like that.
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Why don't I just fucking traipse
into the fucking forest
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and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?
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That would be rad, too.
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Every second of every day,
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I try and write a song like "Staplehead."
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I remember the first time I heard it,
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that feeling was like a needle made of ice
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going into my brain.
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Like seeing the face of God
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and fucking God saying,
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"That's what a fucking hit feels like."
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I've been chasing that feeling
for the past 20 years
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and never come close.
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"Staplehead" is a fucking curse.
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That song ruined my life.
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But the song is your big hit.
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We didn't write it.
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- What?
- Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it.
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Our drummer Belinda did,
and she gets all the royalties.
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Now that bitch is selling leggings
in the suburbs.
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But you guys continue to play the song.
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We have to every gig. Have to.
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And when we're not on stage,
we hear it everywhere.
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And we don't get one red cent.
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It's a fucking curse.
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Fuck that, though.
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Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl."
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I got a feeling about this.
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Two, three and...
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Merch girl
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Nothing up her sleeve, yeah
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We suck.
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Hey, aren't you the band
that does "Staplehead"?
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Play "Staplehead"!
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No.
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We're not playing "Staplehead."
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Up from the dust
Above the ruins
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By fire
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By flood
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Atop my rusty chariot
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Lusting for your blood
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Staplehead
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Tonight is where you rise
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Staplehead
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Tonight we rise
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Staplehead
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Tonight we rise
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Staplehead
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Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois,
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we love you!
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Punk rock metal, baby.
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Dude, are you okay?
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Yeah, man, I'm fucking good.
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You little shit.
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You ever steal my scream again,
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I'll break more than your fucking face.
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Hey!
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Drummer boy.
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Krampus!
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Jesus. It's inane.
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This will get you popular these days,
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this Jackass shit?
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People love it.
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Krampus Cam.
They got Ozzy with that thing once.
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Dude, that was fake.
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And what are you doing?
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Our drummer got hit in the head
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with a stapler during "Staplehead."
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That's what we call provenance.
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Got a secret little eBay store.
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It's not community property.
Don't tell Edward.
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Kid's hanging with us tonight.
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Let's party!
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I got to be up early, man, really.
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Acid reflux, man.
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Sober ten years.
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Cool. Cool. All right.
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Hey, kid. I'm sorry about tagging you.
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Don't let that shit happen again.
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But I'm sorry.
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Listen, that's me totally out of bounds.
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It's your set. It's your scream.
I'm sorry.
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And I know that I'm a lot
to put up with, you know,
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but I just thank you guys
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for puttin' up with me.
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I mean, really.
272
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,083
And I know you guys
are looking for a new song,
273
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,043
and I don't want to overstep or anything,
274
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,130
but I wrote something
and if it sucks, it sucks.
275
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,133
Just let me know. Just say it, no harm.
276
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,093
But I want you to hear it.
277
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,304
It's not like we got anything else.
278
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351
Here we go.
279
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149
What did you think, Ruby?
280
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,450
Yeah, there's some good stuff there, kid.
281
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,577
Keep working on it.
282
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,789
Seriously? Okay.
283
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,876
And I guess I will leave you guys
284
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,753
to your own party or whatever.
285
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299
I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys.
286
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,347
Holy shit.
287
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269
I'm not crazy, right?
288
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,191
Tell me I'm crazy.
289
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,985
It's a fuckin' hit.
290
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,491
It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again.
291
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,414
Doesn't have to be.
292
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313
So, I'm fired.
293
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,274
You're dragging the energy
of the band down.
294
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,193
We're trying to grow wings, and you're...
295
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,446
You just... You're not on board.
296
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,575
How'd he take it?
297
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,534
He'll live.
298
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,119
Well, I broke my sacred commitment
299
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,620
to veganism for this.
300
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,957
I got it, dudes, thank you.
301
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,125
Hey, kid.
302
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,836
Yo, what's up?
303
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,713
When we play "Staplehead" tonight,
304
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,133
I want you to take my scream.
305
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,718
No, no, no.
306
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,969
That is not my...
307
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,387
- That's yours.
- You have earned it.
308
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,182
It's a fuckin' honor, man.
309
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,644
I just need a second if you...
310
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,991
Merch girl
311
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,160
Working every night
312
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,329
Merch girl
313
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,665
Fits me just right, yeah
314
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,963
All right.
315
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,467
Are you ready for a banger?
316
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,477
Up from the dust
Above the ruins
317
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,645
By fire
318
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,106
By flood
319
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,818
Atop my rusty chariot
320
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,781
Lusting for your blood
321
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,366
Staplehead
322
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,702
From the blackest depths of night
323
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,328
Staplehead
324
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,872
From the dark into the light
325
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,290
Staplehead
326
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,690
Tonight we rise
327
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,522
Do you have another cigarette?
328
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,820
- Here you go.
- Aw, thanks, I appreciate that.
329
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,405
No problem.
330
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,370
I've got three days on a deck job.
331
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,664
Manuel.
332
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,833
Jorge and your guys, Victor.
333
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,334
Eso.
334
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,420
- Tony.
- ¡Vamos, amigos!
335
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,257
Nah, I'm good. I'm good.
336
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,592
Okay, that's it.
337
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,850
Hey. Hey, Charlie, right?
338
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,018
Yeah.
339
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,519
Victor said you're looking for work?
340
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,354
Oh, well, thank you, Victor.
341
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,774
Yes, I'm desperately looking for work.
342
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484
You have a car?
343
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,527
Yeah. Just needs gas.
344
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,362
And can you count?
345
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,281
Got 10 good fingers.
346
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,991
My band's going on the road,
and we're looking
347
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,367
for someone to sell merch,
348
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,870
help out, you know, whatever needs doing.
349
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,705
The pay sucks, but you get to visit
350
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,457
the worst bars in America.
351
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,042
Well, shit.
352
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,668
You got yourself a merch girl.
353
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,671
Holy shit.
354
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:35,091
You're Ruby Ruin, right?
355
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,802
Staplehead!
356
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,057
All right.
357
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,732
Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
358
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,697
So, this tape line goes right here.
359
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,033
Not here and not here.
360
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,451
- So I don't hunch.
- All right.
361
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,453
- I got a sciatica.
- I can't hunch.
362
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413
Merch girl
363
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,458
Nothing up her sleeve, yeah
364
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,255
We suck.
365
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,965
Hey, aren't you the band
366
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,385
that does "Staplehead"?
367
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,220
Play "Staplehead"!
368
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,139
No, we're not playing "Staplehead."
369
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,979
- Hey!
- Up from the dust...
370
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,444
- Kid...
- I'm trying to get some more on my amp.
371
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,445
Dude, it's so badass!
372
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,614
Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid.
373
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,699
- Just wait...
- Hold still.
374
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,950
It was so intense tonight.
375
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,368
It was just so metal.
376
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786
It was just metal.
377
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,037
- Yes, it was very metal.
- I thought it was metal, right?
378
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,290
It was very metal.
It was super-duper metal.
379
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,959
- Yeah.
- Okay, just turn to the light a little.
380
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,794
There you go.
381
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,463
You think she's mad at me, though.
382
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,132
Ruby? Yeah.
383
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,967
On account of how
she punched you in the face.
384
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,719
But also, who cares?
385
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,596
I mean, don't get me started
on that "Merch Girl" song.
386
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973
Slanderous.
387
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,433
I thought she was cool, man.
388
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,727
I'm starting to suspect
she's actually a real dick.
389
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,104
I know. Ruby's... She's cool.
390
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,690
She's all right.
391
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,821
But maybe tomorrow,
392
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,573
I can catch a ride with you?
393
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,867
If that's okay?
394
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,410
- Okay.
- Okay.
395
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,543
Gav.
396
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,003
Gav.
397
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,296
Gavin!
398
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,006
Jesus.
399
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,466
I admire the commitment to the craft,
400
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,259
but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah?
401
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,178
I mean, Christ on a cracker.
402
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,263
Metal!
403
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,975
Oh, I get it. Oh, jeez.
404
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,477
What's that thingy?
405
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,312
Oh, well,
406
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,273
I like to keep some eyes
underneath my kit at every show.
407
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,525
That way, I can go back
408
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,403
and watch my footwork.
409
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,200
All right.
410
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,160
Check one of these out right here.
411
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,663
Stalagmite!
412
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,290
Stalactite
413
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,833
Stalag-sight
414
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:17,545
You might stalag-me
415
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,089
You, sir, are a magpie.
416
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,341
Magpie?
417
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,677
Self-taught, huh?
418
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,345
No, Juilliard.
419
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,139
Oh.
420
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,066
All right, dude.
421
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,276
I don't want to be
all Felix Unger or anything,
422
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,821
but this is my house, you know.
423
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,280
A little respect.
424
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282
Why do you live in your car?
425
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,034
Wolves on my fender,
426
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,994
so I gotta keep moving.
427
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,539
Some wolves, huh?
428
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,207
You going to be like this forever?
429
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,585
Maybe.
430
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,921
I hadn't really thought
about it that way, I...
431
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,257
Not fully until just now, actually.
432
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,803
So, thanks for that fresh dose
of existential dread.
433
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,725
Oh, no, no. Toss it.
434
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,309
I do not consent to photos.
435
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,811
Well, it's not like
I post them or anything.
436
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,522
It's just for, like,
a mind-collage of my own.
437
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,857
Oh.
438
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,317
That was littering.
439
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,987
Yes, it was.
440
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,198
Gosh, you are just really dedicated
441
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,950
to not wearing shoes, huh?
442
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,954
If you're wearing shoes,
you're just not grounded, you know?
443
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,540
Life is a beat, Chuck. You got to feel it.
444
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,127
Hey, look. See?
445
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,047
Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh.
446
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,215
- Right?
- Ba-da-da-whoosh. All right.
447
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,216
Look. See?
448
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,970
That's the bridge we went over.
449
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,638
You know? Little raindrops.
450
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,517
Holistic magpie motherfucker.
451
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,480
Yeah. Sometimes I just...
I feel this shit so hard.
452
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,399
Carries me through.
453
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,611
Makes the bad stuff just
454
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,614
roll right off of me.
455
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:21,711
Hi.
456
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,047
I owe you one
for taking that little shitheel
457
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,590
off our hands for the day.
458
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,679
You know, that kid really
took a hit for you, right?
459
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,723
God, I hope he didn't lose
any precious brain cells.
460
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,059
You might give him a break.
461
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,477
Is all I'm sayin'.
462
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,396
He's a vibe-killer.
463
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,398
Can't read a room. It stresses me out.
464
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,191
He's just nervous.
465
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,609
He worships you.
466
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,114
I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought
467
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,534
that being on tour with the band
was going to be like,
468
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,412
you know, one big party,
all fun and bonding,
469
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,955
like Spinal Tap.
470
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,248
Pre-Jeanine.
471
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,125
Not this cliquey,
472
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,627
gate-keepy high school bullshit.
473
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,214
Consider my eyes opened.
474
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,098
Hey!
475
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,891
Drummer boy.
476
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,146
Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo,
477
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,230
whatever you did,
478
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,108
but thank you.
479
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,609
What voodoo did I do?
480
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:30,363
Well, I saw you talking
to Ruby last night,
481
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,491
and now she's gonna let me do the scream.
482
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,617
The "Staplehead" scream.
483
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,828
I've been dreaming doing it since
I was a little dumb-as-fuck baby.
484
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,456
This is fuckin' everything, man.
485
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,624
- Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah.
486
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,127
Hey, so...
487
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,754
- Oh.
- You...
488
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,715
I'll get a good one for you.
489
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,842
I'm happy for you, you little scamp.
490
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,262
All right, let's do some fuckin' metal.
491
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,932
Atop my rusty chariot
492
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,979
Lusting for your blood
493
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,314
Staplehead
494
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,485
Staplehead
495
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,653
Tonight we rise
496
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,489
Staplehead
497
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,657
Tonight we rise
498
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,493
- Staplehead
- Let 'em have it, kiddo.
499
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,578
Tonight we rise
500
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,622
Staplehead
501
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,665
Tonight we rise
502
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,600
I know it's been
a tough night for you all.
503
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,936
We appreciate your patience.
504
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,356
The ME's ruling your drummer died
by electrocution.
505
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:47,524
His amp wasn't grounded.
506
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,775
So when he touched the mic,
507
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,319
it was like kissing a lightning bolt.
508
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,697
Jesus.
509
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,658
It was an accident
due to faulty equipment.
510
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,576
We're impounding the amp
for insurance purposes,
511
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,705
but you can have
the rest of your equipment back.
512
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,499
You all were on that stage, too.
513
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,001
It could have been a lot worse.
514
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,129
Wow.
515
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,924
Guess we just got lucky.
516
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,267
Good idea.
517
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,318
What do you figure I can get
for these on eBay?
518
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,945
Don't you fuckin' dare.
519
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,741
I can't stop smelling that smell.
520
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,909
We did what we did.
Now we gotta move forward.
521
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,287
That song is gonna change our lives.
522
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,705
Let's keep it together.
523
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,914
About that.
524
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,250
We should get a recording of the song,
525
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:48,460
at least a rough demo,
526
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,253
before we play it at the Krampus show.
527
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,964
We can use his rhythm track,
but we all play the rest.
528
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,507
Really lock in our ownership.
529
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,593
Then let's do it right fuckin' now.
530
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,803
And where are we gonna
find a recording studio
531
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,848
in Kenosha, Wisconsin,
"right fucking now"?
532
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,934
Two, three...
533
00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:06,895
It's a flash inside that calls you
534
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,730
From the street
535
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,943
Drink from the well
So bittersweet
536
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,907
It's sugary sweet
It's a fiery treat
537
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:22,827
It's time to eat my sucker punch
538
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,164
Judas to the Priest.
That song's pretty good.
539
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,668
Oh, excuse me. Are you with this group?
540
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,711
Because I have this booth reserved
541
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,171
as of seven minutes ago.
542
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,882
Oh, yeah. I think they're almost done.
543
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,176
"Murder Girl."
544
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,136
Nice.
545
00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,429
Is your band
546
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,390
death metal or something?
547
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:47,018
It's my podcast. I solve murders.
548
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,478
Oh.
549
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,063
Nice work, if you can get it.
550
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:56,986
Enter the caverns of the past
551
00:28:57,028 --> 00:29:00,782
Your first trip won't be your last
552
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:04,244
It's sugary sweet
A fiery treat
553
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:09,040
It's time to eat my sucker punch
554
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,713
Damn, that is an earworm.
555
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,510
Oh, jeez. Come on.
556
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:24,014
Hey. Which one of you assholes
Shamrock-Shaked my car?
557
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:26,307
- Krampus slays!
- What is this?
558
00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:28,059
Oh, my God. Just clean it.
559
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,395
- Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Hi.
- Hello.
560
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,938
Do you know my friend Molly?
561
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,732
- I'm sorry, who?
- Molly.
562
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,651
- You know, my ex.
- Okay, nice try, narc.
563
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,361
I'm not a narc. I...
564
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,697
You're wearing pleated khakis, you know.
565
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,824
Just try harder. I believe in you.
566
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,367
- Krampus!
- Excuse me.
567
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:45,994
Very good.
568
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:49,998
Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile.
569
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:51,916
Jeez, honey.
570
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,085
You're in Krampus land!
571
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,341
Oh.
572
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,427
Hold the phone.
573
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:12,520
Step into the caverns of the past
574
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,775
Your first sip won't be your last
575
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:21,821
It's sugary sweet
A fiery treat
576
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:27,452
It's time to eat my sucker punch
577
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,211
Magpie.
578
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:45,261
Oh, great. I want to talk to you.
579
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,846
Drop the price of the shirts
if you have to.
580
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,306
I don't wanna bring any of that shit home.
581
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,767
You know, it's about your new song.
582
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,185
- What about it?
- Well, it's really good.
583
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:53,978
Which is how I know
you guys didn't write it.
584
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,105
I got a soundcheck.
585
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,774
Okay, just look me in the eyes
586
00:30:57,816 --> 00:31:00,527
and tell me that Gavin
didn't write that song.
587
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,113
Gavin wrote that song.
588
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,701
Oh. Well, that's true.
589
00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:10,745
But also not cool. He deserves credit.
590
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706
And what do we deserve?
591
00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,124
That song isn't going to bring Gavin back,
592
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:16,126
but it'll change our lives.
593
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,503
We recorded the song.
We're playing it tonight.
594
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,797
Look, Charlie, I'm just trying
to make something good
595
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,298
out of something bad.
596
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,009
Well, right,
597
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,720
but if it's Gavin's song,
people should know that.
598
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:27,762
There are a thousand ifs.
599
00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,264
If I hadn't given him the scream,
600
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,057
if our roadie hadn't quit
and checked the amp,
601
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,018
if I had anything left in my garbage life
602
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,686
except one last shot.
603
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,354
This shot.
604
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,565
It is what it is, and I'm taking it.
605
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,861
I'm sorry about the kid, truly.
606
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,155
Gotta go.
607
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,545
Something doesn't sit right, Gavin.
608
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:01,963
Krampus!
609
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,091
Shit.
610
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,679
- Okay.
- Krampus in the crapper!
611
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,348
Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole.
612
00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:12,640
Deuteronomy.
613
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,225
Yeah, merch girl!
614
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:17,812
Deuteronomy.
615
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,357
Nice right hook, merch girl.
616
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:22,317
I see you're moving up in the world, huh?
617
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,527
- Is that why you quit?
- Quit?
618
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:26,196
I got canned on some bullshit.
619
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,950
Well, you know, I knew that
Ruby threw a lie in there.
620
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,786
I just couldn't track the...
621
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:35,372
This business is built on relationships.
622
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:36,915
And amphetamines.
623
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,709
Can I ask you something?
It's about the kid.
624
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,378
The thing that happened with his amp.
625
00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:43,588
I mean, is that something that happens?
626
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,548
Yeah, it happens.
627
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,758
Yardbirds, '77.
628
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,718
Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp.
629
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,137
That's why they have a death capacitor.
630
00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:52,847
A what?
631
00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:56,434
Old amps used to have cords
with two prongs
632
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,811
instead of three.
633
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,354
If you reverse the plug,
634
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,606
it's like sticking a fork in a socket.
635
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,900
A death capacitor keeps it safe.
636
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:07,904
- So Gavin didn't know that?
- Of course he did.
637
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,073
He had his amp converted to three-prong.
638
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:13,118
It was safe. I wouldn't have
let him use it if it wasn't.
639
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,453
Here, let me show you what it looks like.
640
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,667
Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical.
641
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,293
Holy shit. Can I see that?
642
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,802
Shit.
643
00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:37,809
Al.
644
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,619
I'm gonna buy a new guitar
645
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,455
Neck inlaid with pearl
646
00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:04,002
To pay my passage
To the underworld
647
00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,004
I'm gonna crawl up
648
00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,132
From the afterbirth
649
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,677
And wander lonely
650
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,889
On this earth
651
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,185
Satan, cast your evil spell
652
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:25,190
Save a place for us in hell
653
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,817
You must learn we're all gonna burn
654
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:31,696
Because you can't un-murder someone
655
00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:36,576
We electrocuted a lamb
For the keys to the kingdom
656
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,536
Now it's time to burn
657
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,455
Two, three, four.
658
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,423
If you're looking for Al, he's working on
659
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:53,093
a new song called
"You Can't Un-murder Someone."
660
00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,011
Sounds metal.
661
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:57,347
It sounds like a guilty conscience
662
00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,016
unburdening itself for killing a drummer
663
00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,393
via power ballad.
664
00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:02,811
What?
665
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,187
That song
666
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,231
is basically a confession.
667
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,025
Yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley
668
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,860
for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"?
669
00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,696
If he was also selling
Gavin's amp on eBay,
670
00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:15,073
like Al is, then yeah.
671
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:18,076
I know it sounds nuts, but I think
672
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,787
that Al switched it out
for a booby-trapped amp
673
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,872
and killed Gavin.
674
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,875
Listen. I know you really liked the kid.
675
00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:28,420
You're traumatized. We all are.
676
00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:31,756
But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen.
677
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,967
Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it.
678
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,886
- Convenient, right?
- Jesus.
679
00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,389
Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was.
680
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:41,891
You think he would have risked
electrocuting himself?
681
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,393
Or Eskie or me?
682
00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:48,314
Well, that's true.
683
00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,902
One more show,
684
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,904
and this will all be
in your rearview mirror.
685
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,406
Okay?
686
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,533
Chill out and keep it together.
687
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,452
Yeah?
688
00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,499
- What are you doing?
- You put Gavin's amp on eBay?
689
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,084
It's vintage.
690
00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:11,629
It's evidence. Right?
691
00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,465
- I guess.
- You guess?
692
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,967
I haven't taken Criminal Law yet.
693
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,720
Okay, Clarence Dumbass
and Veggie McShithead.
694
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,430
Listen to me.
695
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,641
We are this close to nailing this thing.
696
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,268
Keep it the fuck together!
697
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:30,440
And do not confess to murder in a song!
698
00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:31,483
What...
699
00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:38,406
It's probably okay as long
as you don't sing it under oath.
700
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,450
This is what I'm saying...
701
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,951
Hey, Deuteronomy.
702
00:36:41,993 --> 00:36:43,536
Can I borrow your readers?
703
00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:46,456
You know, I'm trying to see
something on here, and I can't.
704
00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:49,793
No. But how about
the right tool for the job?
705
00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:52,170
Oh, okay. Upgrade.
706
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,301
Okay.
707
00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:01,054
So, Al was being a real baby
708
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,639
about setting up his mic stand, right?
709
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,224
Yeah.
710
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,643
Said it was his hunchback or something.
711
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:09,396
I tried to teach him the Pilates
I learned from Jimmy Page,
712
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,772
but no!
713
00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:13,525
Okay. So, look at this.
714
00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,277
This is from the show when Gavin died.
715
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,655
Look at the tape.
716
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:22,992
Somehow in this show, on this one night,
717
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,327
he got taller.
718
00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:26,913
I...
719
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,790
Well, so what?
Maybe he wore different shoes?
720
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,003
I mean, why would a guy with a bad back
721
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,505
suddenly wear new shoes on stage?
722
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,511
Well, you can't see
his shoes there, though.
723
00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:43,722
Oh.
724
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,055
Hey. I come in peace, I...
725
00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:26,473
Can I borrow that?
726
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,934
Come on, now.
727
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:33,229
Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes.
728
00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,609
Gotcha, you son of a bitch.
729
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,534
Holy Toledo.
730
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,919
Rest in metal. Seriously?
731
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,295
Jesus. What now?
732
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,923
You guys are sick
with this bullshit tribute.
733
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,841
You killed him. All of you.
734
00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:03,051
Who the fuck do you think you are?
735
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,386
Me? Oh, I don't know.
736
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,262
Maybe I'm the highest bidder
737
00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:08,390
on eBay for Gavin's real amp,
738
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,350
you know, the one you
switched out to kill him.
739
00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:12,602
Or maybe I'm the girl
with the photographic proof
740
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:15,105
that you knew he was
going to be electrocuted.
741
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:18,441
You're all wearing Docs
with thick rubber soles
742
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,944
to insulate you from that electro shit
743
00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:22,362
that you sent through Gavin.
744
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:25,031
You know, when you told the fire inspector
745
00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,659
that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie,
746
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,452
I just didn't put it together.
747
00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,454
Y'all made your own luck, didn't you?
748
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:33,289
You know, I may not have my degree,
749
00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,792
but even I know that's not legal proof.
750
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,545
Gavin was the real deal, you know,
751
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,130
and he was a good guy,
752
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:42,173
and you killed him just for what?
753
00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:46,011
For some stupid little song
about sucker punching?
754
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:50,598
It's not just a song. It's a hit.
755
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,268
You know what, Ruby?
756
00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:55,311
I knew that you were a has-been.
757
00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:56,688
But it's worse than that.
758
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,398
All right, you're a hack.
759
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,151
And maybe I won't get to see you
in an orange jumpsuit,
760
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:04,154
but you'll be in that
orange "Build Box" apron
761
00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:07,490
for the rest of your
sad little hacky life.
762
00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:09,993
Security!
763
00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,120
Gavin had talent, okay? He was metal.
764
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,039
He was real metal.
765
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,249
And you all, you're the opposite of metal.
766
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,126
All right? You're talc.
767
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,170
You hear me? You're fuckin' talc!
768
00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:23,882
She can't do shit.
769
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,967
We play the fuck out of that song tonight
770
00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:27,344
and everything changes.
771
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,428
Yes?
772
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:30,972
Let's rock!
773
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:34,267
Hey, do you mind swinging past
just over here?
774
00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:36,811
Thank you. Thanks. I just...
I got to grab my bag,
775
00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:40,231
and then I promise to continue
to throw myself out, so...
776
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,400
I better not see you again.
777
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,361
No, absolutely. I appreciate you.
778
00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,822
You're doing good work. Efficient.
779
00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:48,948
Hi. Hey, guys.
780
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,700
Any of you know my friend Lucy?
781
00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:51,951
You know, Lucy in the Sky...
782
00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:53,495
Fuck off, narc.
783
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:57,415
Okay. Just looking
for some old-fashioned cocaine.
784
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:58,625
Hey, narc.
785
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,086
My name's Scott.
786
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,214
And that's how Doxxxology
787
00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:05,882
murdered their drummer Gavin,
788
00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:08,093
I don't know his last name, for a song.
789
00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:14,516
Yeah, well, that's a lot.
790
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,727
Ah.
791
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,479
I got no proof.
792
00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:21,147
It's a whole lot of nothing.
793
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,316
Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry.
794
00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,068
I don't know who I thought
would take this seriously.
795
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:27,737
You know what? I think it's good.
796
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,240
- You do?
- Yeah.
797
00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,117
I think you make a compelling case.
798
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,702
I mean, some of this is a stretch,
799
00:41:33,743 --> 00:41:36,454
but you've shored up a lot
of the circumstantial evidence.
800
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,957
I'm convinced.
801
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,459
You think it's enough
to take to your boss?
802
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,087
Why would you want me to take it
803
00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:47,090
to the VP of Finance at Nationwide?
804
00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:50,260
Okay, wait. So you're not a cop?
805
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:53,138
No, I'm an actuary.
Did you think I was a cop?
806
00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,434
Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc.
807
00:41:57,475 --> 00:41:58,768
Everyone's been calling me that.
808
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,854
I think I'm just really bad
at buying drugs.
809
00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,356
Yes, you are really bad at it.
810
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,275
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
811
00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:07,569
everything you just said
makes perfect sense.
812
00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,279
Oh, and since you're already famous,
813
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,114
maybe you can get
some local news attention.
814
00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,074
What do you mean I'm famous?
815
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,035
You don't know. Oh, your video.
816
00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,911
It went viral.
817
00:42:16,953 --> 00:42:18,163
Krampus!
818
00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:23,960
When did that go up?
819
00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:26,671
It says four hours ago. Why?
820
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:27,839
Charlie Cale.
821
00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,511
Hey, Cliff.
822
00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,221
I didn't take you for a TikToker.
823
00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,515
It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me.
824
00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,726
Front seat or the trunk. Your choice.
825
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,317
Hey. You need something, brother?
826
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:51,654
What's up, Milwaukee?
827
00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:55,408
I think it's time for something fresh.
828
00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:59,954
It's a flash inside
That calls you from the street
829
00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:05,210
Drink from the well
So bittersweet
830
00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:10,674
You wrote your number
On the back of my receipt
831
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,093
Before you cracked me with your
832
00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:14,678
Sucker punch
833
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:20,225
Step into the caverns of the past
834
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,938
Your first sip won't be your last
835
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:30,360
It's sugary sweet
It's a fiery treat
836
00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:32,946
- It's time to eat my
- Fuck you, Ruby.
837
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,989
Sucker punch
838
00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:36,324
To the left.
839
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,538
Watch it, man.
840
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,711
Oh, fuck!
841
00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:49,421
Thank you!
842
00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:12,027
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
843
00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:18,033
I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast.
844
00:44:18,074 --> 00:44:19,993
This is... I can get used to this.
845
00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:21,911
My friends, in just three weeks,
846
00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:23,371
you've conquered the world.
847
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,581
To "Sucker Punch."
848
00:44:24,622 --> 00:44:26,207
- To Doxxxology.
- Hey.
849
00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,709
A viral smash.
850
00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:31,338
We got to get caviar in the rider.
851
00:44:31,379 --> 00:44:32,922
I want this on the tour bus.
852
00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:34,758
Like, I can get used to this.
853
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:35,800
This is my new style.
854
00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,929
But I can keep this pen, though, right?
855
00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:40,972
Hold up.
856
00:44:41,806 --> 00:44:42,682
Wait.
857
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,309
No.
858
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,187
What the fuck, man?
859
00:44:47,228 --> 00:44:48,980
We have a big problem.
860
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,860
Yeah. So, this "Sucker Punch" song
861
00:44:53,902 --> 00:44:56,780
came out of nowhere,
and it's everywhere now.
862
00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,783
But did it come out of nowhere?
It did not.
863
00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:01,993
Shout out to some of our older viewers
for helping us
864
00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,244
connect the dots on this one.
865
00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,727
You ripped off the theme song to Benson
866
00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,187
and didn't think nobody would notice?
867
00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,564
I didn't realize it.
868
00:45:31,606 --> 00:45:34,150
It's fair use homage.
869
00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:37,612
It's copyright infringement
that was about to become fraud.
870
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:41,241
And it is the least of your problems.
871
00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:46,621
You may know the heavy
metal band Doxxxology
872
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,082
for their '90s hit song "Staplehead."
873
00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:53,420
And for their incredible
comeback hit "Sucker Punch."
874
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,673
Their story sounds like
a rock-and-roll fantasy.
875
00:45:56,715 --> 00:46:00,677
A band of has-beens
who get their second shot at fame.
876
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,598
But what if I told you
that's not the whole story?
877
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,768
Would you kill for a second shot at fame?
878
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:13,857
Commit murder for one hit song?
879
00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:18,319
Welcome to season seven of Murder Girl:
880
00:46:18,361 --> 00:46:20,030
"Rest in Metal."
881
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:29,414
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
882
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,418
We got her.
883
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:38,965
Wow, something to look forward to.
884
00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:40,342
I'm in some deep shit.
885
00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:42,218
What went wrong?
886
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,303
She killed both of them.
887
00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,971
She was lying. I could tell.
888
00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,559
You thinking what I'm thinking?
889
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,229
We have to kill that mother...
890
00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:56,066
Tell me where you are.
891
00:46:56,107 --> 00:46:57,025
I can't be the only one
892
00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,485
getting bad mojo around here.
893
00:46:58,526 --> 00:47:00,737
There's not a corner in this country
894
00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:02,614
small enough for you to hide in.
895
00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,783
And I'm gonna hit you where it hurts.
896
00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:06,910
Now, tell me, kid,
897
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:09,496
am I lying?
898
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,501
Watch your back, Charlie.
899
00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:15,669
Look out!
900
00:47:17,295 --> 00:47:18,880
That was intense.
901
00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:21,091
I felt like I was in Wolf of Wall Street
all of a sudden,
902
00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:22,801
and not the fun parts.
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