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Salt chicken?
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How spicy does it say it needs to be?
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Uh, it just says spicy food.
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I assume the spicier, the better, though.
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It must stimulate something in your body
to bring the power out.
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- What can I get for you?
- I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu.
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No.
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I... I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo
at home.
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I think I can handle some spice.
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[panting]
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Well? Feeling anything yet?
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- I just can't feel my legs.
- This can't be right.
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What else do they recommend?
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Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex,
stimulation of the nipples...
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[Carrie] Kash, you're looking at
how to induce labour.
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No, I'm not.
Oh, how dilated is your cervix?
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Milk. Need milk.
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["My Body's Made
of Crushed Little Stars" playing]
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d I'm not doing anything d
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d I'm not doing anything d
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d My body's made of crushed little stars d
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d And I'm not doing anything d
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- [music stops]
- [Luke] Jen?
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Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?
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- You all right?
- Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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What you got there?
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Wine, condoms, Pringles.
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Date night? [chuckles]
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No. No, it's none of my business.
I don't need to know. I don't care.
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Basically, as soon as you leave
my eyeline, you're dead to me.
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You're sweating a lot.
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No, I'm not. [sniffs]
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All right. Well, I'll see you around then.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.
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You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open.
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[sighs]
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[intercom dings]
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[grocer, on PA] Sweaty, young lady.
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You've got to buy the milk
before you drink it.
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d Does confidence look good on me? d
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d Does confidence look good on me? d
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d Look good on meLook good on me d
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d Does confidence look good on me? d
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d Look good on meLook good on me d
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d Does confidence look good on me? d
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d Does confidence look good on me? d
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I've tried to do the research
about what brings powers out,
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but it's all anecdotal.
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You'd think, after ten years,
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there'd at least be
some decent peer-reviewed studies.
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Where are all the peers?
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What do the anecdotes say?
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Common themes crop up.
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Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline.
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Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at.
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Life and death, right?
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Russian roulette, diffusing bombs,
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- or we could just push you off a bridge.
- [door opens]
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[Angela] Oi! You can't spend your shift
chatting with your mates.
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This is a place of work,
not a discotheque.
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He's a paying customer.
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Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb shit
for his superhero costume.
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It's actually a vigilante costume...
Uniform. It's not a costume.
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We're talking about
how people got their powers.
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Oh, in that case, park yourself.
I've got a yarn for you.
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Picture this.
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Come back here early from a trip
to the wholesalers in Penge.
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I walk into the stockroom to find
my husband, of 30 years,
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giving it to Raquel.
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Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming.
Raquel's crying. It's all very stressful.
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Then bang!
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They look at me like I've got two heads.
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Turn to look in the mirror.
There's a little girl staring back at me.
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Sounds like stress
is a good place to start then.
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Just don't do it on company time, yeah?
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Big smiles for the customers.
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I know what to do.
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[shouts]
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What?
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It's gonna be a surprise.
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You are gonna hate it.
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Okay. All right. Fuck me up.
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I want you to promise me
you're not gonna run away.
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[scoffs] Carrie, I'm not five.
I'm not gonna run away.
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- [Jen struggling]
- Come on.
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- Jen!
- No, I hate you.
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Hello, have you got an appointment?
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Fuck you.
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[clears throat] Jen Regan. 11.15.
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Okay. Jen�
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I don't think I can do this.
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- Do you want a power or not?
- I do. I really do.
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- Who's a brave little bitch?
- I'm a brave little bitch.
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- You can do this.
- I can do this.
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- [receptionist] Jennifer Regan.
- Okay.
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[ominous music playing]
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[ominous music continues]
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Can you hear that?
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The ominous music?
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Yeah.
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I keep telling reception to warn people
before they come in.
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It's my power.
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I make people generate
their own soundtrack around me.
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I'm going to assume
you're afraid of the dentist?
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[scoffs] No.
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Shall we get started?
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[ominous music intensifies]
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[music stops]
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[salesperson on phone]
Prices start at L3,000.
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- Three grand? It's just a billboard.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive.
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All right, okay.
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Oh, what if I put it up myself?
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- [salesperson scoffs]
- Mm-hmm.
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Yourself? With what?
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- PVA.
- I can't see that working.
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No, I do think that would work, actually.
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- No! Don't put me on hold, Diane.
- ["That's the Way (I Like It)" plays]
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[purring]
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[yowls]
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d That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huhI like it, uh-huh, uh-huh d
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[grunts]
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d When you take me by the hand d
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[humming]
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[panting]
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Hello?
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d �all your love d
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d And do it, babe� d
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Not cat.
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Man.
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d Oh, that's the way... d
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- [line rings]
- [Diane] We've got�
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[scratching]
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Look, Diane, don't try and upsell me
on 200 gsm gloss, okay?
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This isn't my first rodeo.
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Well,
you don't wanna skimp on the high gsm.
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[indistinct]
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Uh, one minute.
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[Jizzlord purrs]
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- [meows]
- [yelps]
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[Diane, on phone, indistinct]
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[Jizzlord meows]
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Oh, what about a charity discount?
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Yes, my charity number is 24.
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[ominous music playing]
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Right, let's take a look.
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- [smooth jazz playing]
- [voice moaning]
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[voice climaxes, moaning stops]
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I am so sorry.
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[smooth jazz stops]
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Well, the good news is
you have quite nice teeth.
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[cheerful music playing]
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The bad news is we're going to have
to do quite a few fillings today.
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- [ominous music playing]
- [maniacal laughter]
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All right, I can't listen to this.
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I'm going to give you something
to help you relax.
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Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety.
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No. No, no. I need to be anxious.
I need to feel the fear.
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Suit yourself.
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[gasps]
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[gulps]
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[Kash, on walkie-talkie]
Viper to Unicorn. Pick up.
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Update status on Jen.
Should I initiate Plan B? Over.
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No. Plan A is in progress,
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and I actually think
it's going quite well.
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So, over.
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No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over.
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What's Plan D?
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It's your dick, isn't it?
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It's my dick. Over.
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Yes. I am ready for Plan D.
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Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over.
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[gasps] My angel! Hi.
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Did it happen?
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Did you get a power?
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I've had one this whole time.
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- Power of friendship.
- [receptionist] She's been given Valium.
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So you're going to
have to take care of her
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for the next three to four hours
before it wears off.
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Initiate Plan D... B! I mean Plan B. Over.
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You know who's under-rated?
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Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys.
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[car approaches]
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[tyres screech]
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[Irish accent] Get up! Get up now,
you big English bastard!
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- Am I the bastard?
- Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya!
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- So I won't.
- What are you doing?
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Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of terror
on the mainland. So I am.
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Hit the boot, would you?
Hit the boot for a united Ireland!
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- Get in!
- [Jen grunts]
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[sighs]
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- [normal] I'm being a terrorist.
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What's more stressful
than being kidnapped by a terrorist?
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Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda?
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Fuck. That would've made a lot more sense.
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What now?
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Uh, get lunch? I'm starving.
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Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in there
with her thoughts for a bit.
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Nothing worse
than the fear of the unknown, right?
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[cellphone beeps]
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Ignore? You can't ignore me.
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It's Luke. Do the thing.
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- [beeps]
- Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas!
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Is that short for Lucas?
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I don't even know your name...
Did you ever tell me your actual name?
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Love, I feel... [chuckles]
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I have a lot of feelings about you.
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Number one: horny.
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Number two: love.
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Is it love? I don't know, but...
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Oh, you make me feel special,
and I like that.
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And I hope it's real.
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But, Luke, you don't go on outside dates
with me or introduce me to your friends.
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And that just makes me feel bad.
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But i-is that normal? Do I want too much?
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What is love?
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Also, you have such a pretty cock,
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and it's like, you know,
we don't tell men this enough. You know?
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Like, they have body-image issues too.
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- Cheese and tomato.
- Yeah.
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- Smoked salmon and cream cheese.
- Okay.
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- Egg and cress.
- Yeah.
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- Ploughman's.
- Mmm.
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- Tuna mayo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- BLT.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Reuben.
- Mmm.
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Bagel?
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Is a bagel a sandwich?
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Well, it's carb, filling, carb.
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Well, if you say that, then
a croque monsieur could be a sandwich.
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Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich.
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How dare you?
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Who are you? Like, right?
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I wanna know you.
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I wanna know your security questions.
You know?
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Like, what street did you grow up on?
Or, like, what...
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- [rumbling]
- Oh!
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All right. Chill out.
240
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Or, you know, like,
what's your mother's maiden name?
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I wanna know the names of your dead pets.
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- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
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- A burger is just a sandwich.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, my God, Carrie.
- What?
245
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That pigeon's got a whole croissant.
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[Carrie] Oh, my God.
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I know. Look at him go.
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The car. The car!
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Oh, right.
250
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:29,183
d Wise men say only fools rush in d
251
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,520
- d But I can't help... d
- [phone rings]
252
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,105
Oh. One minute,
I've got a call coming through. Okay.
253
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,025
Oh, hey, girl!
254
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,611
Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.
255
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,072
I love you. Everything's gonna be okay.
Don't panic.
256
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,156
Why would I panic?
257
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,407
You're stuck in a boot.
258
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,576
[chuckling] Oh, yeah.
259
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,120
Jen, I want you
to listen to me very carefully.
260
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,373
Go to messenger
and drop me a pin of your location.
261
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:56,210
Okey-dokey, there we go.
262
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,670
[cellphone chimes]
263
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,631
You sent me a picture
of Phillip Schofield.
264
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,466
I did? Oh, let me try again.
265
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,343
[cellphone chimes]
266
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,389
It's the same picture
of Phillip Schofield.
267
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,200
Well, then I don't know
what you want me to do.
268
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,893
Just drop me a pin
so I can come get you, Jennifer!
269
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,270
[Jen, on phone] Ooh.
270
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,105
I'm in trouble.
271
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,116
When we get the car released,
don't mention Jen's in the boot.
272
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,450
Just play it cool.
273
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,746
Uh... uh, one... one little thing,
that's Mum's car.
274
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,831
Okay.
275
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,126
Uh, and technically, uh,
I'm not allowed to drive it,
276
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,880
uh, because I don't have a licence.
277
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:42,840
Oh, God.
278
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,678
I don't wanna go to jail.
279
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,014
Sure, I'll get ripped,
make friends for life.
280
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,433
But how am I gonna explain
the gap on my CV?
281
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,685
Relax, it's our property.
282
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,812
There's nothing dodgy
about what we're doing.
283
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,022
We don't need to hide.
284
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,443
[siren wailing in distance]
285
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,584
Jen, are you in there?
286
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,629
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
287
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,297
We've come to spring you out.
288
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,257
Okay. Sick.
289
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,227
I haven't got the key.
290
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,689
[Carrie] You do have the key.
291
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,526
You have so many pockets.
How do you not have the key?
292
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,779
No, they're not there.
293
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,907
Uh. Uh, l-let me check again.
294
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,077
- They're not there. Oh, God.
- Well, how long till the Valium wears off?
295
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,039
They said three to four hours,
and it's been exactly�
296
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,752
[whispers] �four hours.
297
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513
Oh. I guess we have a little longer.
298
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,916
[Jen] Get me out of this fucking boot!
Don't do this! Fuck!
299
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,309
Let me go! Let me out! Let me out!
300
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,395
Why you fucking closing me in?
301
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,271
Oh.
302
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,110
Jen. Little hiccup, we don't have the key.
303
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,004
What do you mean
you don't have the fucking key?
304
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,215
Get a key ring, you dumb bitch.
They sell them everywhere.
305
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,700
Oh, my God, I'm really sorry.
I'm very stressed right now.
306
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451
Stand back, ladies.
307
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,831
- [Kash groans]
- Oh.
308
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,916
I assume whatever he did,
didn't work, yeah?
309
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,214
- Jen.
- [groans]
310
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,217
We're gonna need some brute force
to get you out.
311
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,929
Someone strong.
312
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,472
No. No... No way.
313
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,766
Do you have any idea
how smug she'd be about it?
314
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,310
She'd be all like, "Well, well, well."
315
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,687
[laughs]
316
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,397
She's not a panto villain.
317
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,400
Well, well, well�
318
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,986
Are you okay in there?
319
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,613
Get bent!
320
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,658
Okay, well,
I guess you don't need my help.
321
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,743
I'll fuck off then.
322
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,787
No, no, don't. Don't get bent.
323
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,959
I'm more than happy to help you out
if you ask me nicely.
324
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,545
Let me out, please.
325
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,882
We can be nicer than that. Can't we?
326
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:30,966
Something like,
327
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:37,264
"Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
328
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:41,351
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair."
329
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,779
Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices
330
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,032
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair.
331
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,287
Don't!
332
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043
You little shit,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
333
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,254
I just saved your life. I'm a hero.
334
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,215
It's okay. You're out now.
335
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,258
Thank you, Andy.
336
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,012
[car horn honking]
337
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,097
Jennifer!
338
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,140
- Jen! Jen, we're here.
- Jennifer!
339
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,725
Why did you bring Mum here?
340
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:28,357
How, and why, in the name of God,
did you get stuck in a boot?
341
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,000
I don't need to explain my life to you.
342
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,735
Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy.
343
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,363
- Carrie, can I borrow L300?
- Yeah.
344
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:38,325
You could've suffocated!
Thank God Andy was there.
345
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,787
It's not airtight, and Andy was only there
because I called her.
346
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,958
I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril
that I couldn't use my phone.
347
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,046
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be real.
348
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,411
So weird though.
The boot lid was gone when I borrowed it.
349
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,861
- I left Luke a voice mail.
- I'll call you back. It's all kicking off.
350
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,054
- Who's Luke?
- Her fuck buddy.
351
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,099
Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy.
352
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,308
Oh, that sounds worse.
353
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,062
No. Fix it. Use your power.
Like, delete it or recall it or something.
354
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,692
- Well, where is it then?
- No.
355
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,443
No! Press the phone button, Mum.
356
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh, Christ! I think I'm calling somebody.
357
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,841
Okay, look, voice mail. There.
Now click the voice mail.
358
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,305
It's written there in plain English.
359
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,802
- Look, just click it!
- [speaker beeps]
360
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,720
[Jen, on speaker]
�dates with me or introduce me to�
361
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,538
Don't cast it to the car, Mum!
362
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,082
But is that normal? Do I want too much?
363
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,501
- Fuck!
- I don't know how I'm doing this!
364
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,336
Also, you have such a pretty cock�
365
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,629
- [grunts]
- [speaker beeps]
366
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,677
[whispers] Oh, my God.
367
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435
Why don't you just spam him
with something else?
368
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,329
Distract him,
and he won't look at his voice mail.
369
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,438
Andy, stop.
370
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, my God. That's a really good idea.
371
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,654
Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him
that could, um, distract him that much?
372
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,000
Even I know you should send him
a dirty picture. Jesus Christ.
373
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,419
["Whip It" playing]
374
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,631
Not now.
375
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,929
[shutter clicking]
376
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,305
[phone whooshes]
377
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,475
d Crack that whip d
378
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,976
[shutter clicking]
379
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,394
d Give the past a slip d
380
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,937
[phone whooshes]
381
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,317
What do you think? Full show?
382
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400
[purring]
383
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,948
- d When something's going wrong d
- d You must whip it d
384
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,701
d Now whip itInto shape d
385
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,373
[music stops]
386
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,713
[screaming]
387
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,257
[screaming]
388
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,844
- What the fuck?
- I'm not a man, I'm a cat.
389
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,597
No, no, no. I-I'm a man, not a cat.
I'm a man!
390
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,766
[gasps] Oh, my God. You can see me.
391
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,269
You can see me. Please help me.
Please... It's okay.
392
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,604
Ow.
393
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,110
[gasps, shouts]
394
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,154
[shrieks]
395
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,700
What's going on? We heard screaming.
396
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,201
I've got my power.
397
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,871
- I've got magic tits.
- Oh.
398
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,669
Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man.
399
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,298
My tits turn cats into men.
It's pretty straightforward.
400
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,551
Maybe it's all animals.
We should go to the zoo.
401
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,637
[Jizzlord] No! I-I'm a man! Just a man!
402
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,099
I-I'm a shape-shifter.
I think I got a bit stuck!
403
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
Well, that is what a cat would say.
404
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145
What if he's telling the truth?
405
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:02,904
Oh, Jesus.
406
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,241
You can see me.
407
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,209
You can see me.
408
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,518
What's your name?
409
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,812
Mmm.
410
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,400
No idea.
411
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,027
Where are you from?
412
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363
I don't know.
413
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,616
What do you remember?
414
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,494
I remember I went to the...
The building place.
415
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121
The chairs thing.
416
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,582
It's like, um, child prison.
417
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,958
- Oh, school?
- Yeah.
418
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,337
Yeah, and I went somewhere every day,
so I must've had a...
419
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,632
It's, like, sadness but money?
420
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,549
A job?
421
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,634
Yeah.
422
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,095
And then cat.
423
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,346
Until a few days ago.
424
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,139
Then, boom. Man.
425
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,767
Then cat again. I think I'm good now.
I'm "stablay."
426
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,977
Do you mean stable?
427
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,731
I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now.
428
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,484
Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you.
429
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:28,573
Oh, sex! I remember sex. It's good stuff.
430
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,117
So, you're a pervert?
431
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,744
I don't think so.
432
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,707
Uh, what's the last thing you remember
before you went cat?
433
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,543
Oh, boy. Um.
434
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,713
School, job, something, something,
435
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,883
Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2 at home,
then I think cat.
436
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,677
Something, something. Now.
437
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,053
Wait. Go back.
438
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,221
Something, something.
439
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,849
No. [groans] Jesus Christ.
Spurs beat Arsenal�
440
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,935
4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember that.
Why do I remember that?
441
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,058
- It's probably the last match he saw.
- Yeah, yeah.
442
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,105
I hope not.
443
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,533
How long do you think you've been away?
444
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,120
Long time. Few weeks maybe?
445
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,833
That match was three years ago.
446
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,265
All right. I've ordered an Uber.
447
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,349
For who?
448
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,353
- Kash.
- You can't do that.
449
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,065
What, are you just gonna drive him out
to the countryside and abandon him?
450
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:48,778
No, I can't afford to go that far.
I'm sending him to Ilford.
451
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,740
I took him in.
I can't just chuck him out again.
452
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,033
He's my responsibility.
453
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,078
He's only here
till he figures out who he is.
454
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,581
Then we fob him off
on someone who actually knows him.
455
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,166
- Fine.
- Fine.
456
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,375
He stays out of my room.
457
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,589
What now then?
458
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,259
I don't know.
Suppose I can get rid of the litter tray.
459
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,385
Or do I get a big one?
460
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,888
No. Do you want me
to keep trying to make you afraid?
461
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,558
Carrie, if that didn't shake a power
out of me, I don't think anything will.
462
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,041
Do you think my power
could still be tit-based?
463
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566
100%. Yeah.
464
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,152
To me,
they're pretty powerful as they are.
465
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,154
One's a bit more powerful than the other.
But�
466
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,117
I'll make your powerful tits some tea.
467
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:40,664
[cellphone buzzes]
468
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,795
[sighs]
469
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,968
["Crown on the Ground" playing]
470
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,562
[music stops]
471
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:07,857
[barks]
472
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,424
Just wanted to make sure.
473
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,427
[music continues]
474
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,199
d You never doubted itYou're so proud of it d
475
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,952
d You straight shouted itYou sold out of it d
476
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,747
d You couldn't care lessYou're like a kid, yes d
477
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,333
d You think it's endlessEndless, endless d
478
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,586
d You think you started thisIt doesn't bother us d
479
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:12,172
d No clue about itNo, you never knew about it d
480
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:15,008
d You need the spotlightYou need to sit tight d
481
00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:22,008
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