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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Intruders detected.
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Intruders detected.
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Okay, you need to help me
pick up this twat's scribblings
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so that we can skedaddle.
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Rita, I realize that you're having
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some kind of a dis-associative
episode right now,
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but would you please re-associate
and... and fucking help me?
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Bendy, please!
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Would the death squad
report to cell block D?
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Death squad to cell block D.
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Death squad.
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- Thank you.
- Maybe we should.
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Yeah, maybe.
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But, how do we...
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Oh, I've got it. I've got it.
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Intruders detected.
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Intruders detected.
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Intruders detected.
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Intruders detected.
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Can't you move any faster?
We're completely exposed here.
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I'm a suitcase!
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- Bloody ball sacks! We've got company.
- Is it the death squad?
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Colonel Samsonite.
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Intruders detected. Intruders detected.
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Intruders detected.
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So, how's that plan
coming along, Clifford?
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Got 'em right where I want 'em.
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What are you guys even doing here?
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How about a thanks for coming
to help your captured asses?
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Technically, we only came
to get Jane's longevity back.
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But we probably would've tried
to help you. If there was time.
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Right, sorry. Thanks for the help.
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When did you plan on
starting, by the way?
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With the helping. Just wanna
make sure I don't miss it.
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Look, we're all stuck in here now.
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Maybe instead of picking at each other,
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we can try to be more solution oriented.
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Find a way how to get outta here.
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Who's got ideas?
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You telling us how to do superhero shit?
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You fucking Boy Scout.
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- Don't fuck with our process.
- Yeah.
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Welcome to my world.
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Ay, but let me know when you
guys want a problem solved.
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'Cause I have an idea.
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What the fuck is that?
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A rock.
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- Oh yeah! Rock beats scissors, motherfuckers!
- Nice!
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Not bad, for a normie.
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Told ya I had 'em right
where i wanted 'em.
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Let's go get my stolen longevity.
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What about Larry?
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Oh, right.
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Ay, we got him.
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Sweet.
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Smell you fools later.
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Oh, my God. My insides feel so weird.
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Like my liver's where
my lungs should be.
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Did you move anything around
when you were inside me?
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We said we don't know that he's dead.
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We don't know that he's not.
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You know, when you kill a fly,
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what do you see?
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Bit of blood, some white goo.
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Maybe a broken leg or two mixed in
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with some crumpled wings
that may never fly again.
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Point is, is that if he, you
know, he really had killed him,
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then there'd be, you know, he'd have
left something disgusting behind.
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Like blood.
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Feces, droplets of urine sort of thing.
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You mean, like this?
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Fuck.
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Um...
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You know what? We should
just focus on something else.
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Like this mountain of
papers we brought back.
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Maybe there's something in here
that will tell us about this,
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you know, Immortus fellow.
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Um, we may have more
immediate fish to fillet.
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Gone to Orqwith for J's longevity.
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And rescue Larry if there's time.
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That's it. Larry's longevity, gone.
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Well, we don't know that for sure.
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It's Larry. Trust me, it's gone.
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Cliff's officially the last
longevital man standing.
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Uh-uh. And he's just marched his
metal tuchus into the lion's den.
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We have to go after them.
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- Does this note tell us how they got there?
- No.
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It's a stupid note.
This is a stupid note.
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Okay. Well, fine. Back to plan A.
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We'll go through Wally's papers and, uh,
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see if there's... there's
a map or something.
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Some kind of map that would
give us, um, you know...
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Best of luck to you.
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Um, okay, where... where are you going?
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Upstairs. To quietly expire.
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Right. Well, you go enjoy your nap.
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Whilst I look at this shite
art. I mean, what the fuck?
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Okay, I get we're looking
for your longevity.
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But what the fuck does your
longevity even look like?
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Fuck if I know.
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What do you remember?
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Purple.
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Purple, wha... That's it?
That's all you remember?
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I was a fucking baby!
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- Oh, shit.
- And there it is.
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How the fuck are we gonna get past these
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beauty school dropouts?
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Also, how do they dress
themselves. Or pee?
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What?
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Hey! Edward Scissorfucks!
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Listen up, fuckos!
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Back away from the lava lamp.
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Or I'll fuck the tinman's
longevity into kingdom come.
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- Tinman, really? -
Shut up, R2-dipshit.
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That's my girl.
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No need for that, friend.
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What the fuck?
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You again?
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I have something to
offer you, Mr. Steele.
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A world of possibilities.
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Fuck's that supposed to mean?
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It doesn't fucking matter because
we're not fucking interested.
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- Yeah.
- So you can go fuck yourself into oblivion.
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Fuck yeah!
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Is that true, Cliff?
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Are you not interested in seeing
the limitless potentialities
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that Immortus has to offer you?
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- Mm.
- A future, Cliff.
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Which, from what I understand, you
don't have much of at the moment.
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Um...
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Fucking A right, he's not
interested. Tell 'em, Cliff.
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- Err...
- Cliff!
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I mean, we could, just, you know,
just listen to the guy, right?
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What? What the fuck
are you talking about?
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Go on.
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Hey, is that something?
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I know that blue glow.
That's Larry and Keeg.
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So how do we get around those guys?
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Man, I fucking hate those guys.
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Can you drop some more boulders?
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Nah, there's too many of 'em.
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You wanna get to your boys,
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we're gonna have to fight.
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My arm cannon? Why'd you draw that?
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Are you kidding me?
'Cause it's fucking dope.
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Damn...
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Here, you take it.
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Thanks, but... I was thinking it
might look pretty badass on you.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh my...
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Yo, this does feel nice.
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So what about you? What's
your weapon of choice?
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Go away!
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Does go away mean something
different in Scotland?
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Yes, it means stop
being a silly old sausage
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and help me build an
interdimensional portal to Orqwith.
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I beg your pardon?
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I found the schematics
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in creepy Walt Disney's doodlings.
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I also found the parts we need,
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and a few we don't, if
you know what I mean.
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Now all I
need is Y-O-U.
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Which spells you.
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It's always best to
have a second set of eyes
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when you're attempting to
rip a hole into space time,
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that's what I always say.
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The thing is, as it turns out, I'm
lousy at this superhero business.
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And I'm far too busy feeling unmoored
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and useless to build a portal today.
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Oh, now, come on, Bendy.
That's not how I see it.
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You know, we would've never
gotten into the Ant Farm
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if it wasn't for you.
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Where I proceeded to
erase out of existence
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our best bet at finding information
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on Immortus and
recapturing our longevity.
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True. And we found a schematic,
which will get us to the place
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where Immortus is being raised,
so we can find actual Immortus.
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So let's get a-building, sister.
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Whoa, there we go! And
she's back. Elasti is back.
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How could you let me go
to the Ant Farm with you?
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You insisted, remember?
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But you're the leader. You should've
exercised better leadership.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Have you any idea how upset I was
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when Wally was smooshed
out of existence?
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You know, I was gonna rescue him
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from the miserable life
that I sentenced him to.
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Are you telling me I've ruined
your chance to redeem yourself
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with the person you
ordered to kill my lover?
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Whoa there, Nelly.
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Let's just press that cancel
and continue button, shall we?
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Because, you know what?
You and I were good.
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We were on the path to goodness.
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Remember? Little girls, holding
hands? Sweet as sugar pie?
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Let's not let one little smooshy
hiccup take us two steps back.
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What do you say? You know, we could
just take a deep, cleansing breath
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and just, you know, release the tension.
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I'm not feeling very in control
of my emotions right now,
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so you might not want to
be in the same room as me.
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In fact, I'm feeling a bit
bloaty, if you know what I mean.
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Okay.
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- Do you want me to shut...
- Shut the door!
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I was miserable at the Ant Farm.
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Imprisoned and forced to
create monstrous weapons.
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That's when Niles Caulder introduced
me to the Immortus project.
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Of course, Niles was
involved in this shitshow.
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Fucking Niles.
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He said there was a piece of an ancient,
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immortal being somewhere in the world.
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He wanted me to create a
creature that could sniff it out.
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Like one of those corpse-sniffing dogs?
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Yes, exactly. Very good, Cliff.
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What?
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At first, I refused.
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But then, he told me about
the girl with powers like mine.
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He needed a piece
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of this being to protect her.
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It was a chance for me to
finally do something good.
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What the fuck?
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Months after, Niles returned to tell me
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Peanut Butter was successful.
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- The fuck's Peanut Butter?
- The donkey, dipshit.
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- Oh.
- Niles showed me the piece
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of this immortal being.
The Lord Immortus.
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- That's when I saw it.
- What?
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Everything.
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- Everything?
- Immortus can create new possibilities
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for everyone.
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All that's left now, is you, Cliff.
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I want you to see for yourself
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what I saw.
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The possibilities.
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I don't know what to say,
except fuck that, and fuck you.
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Booyeah.
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You ready?
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Hell yeah.
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Oh.
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Who wants a taste?
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Eat shit, you motherf...
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Whoa!
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I'm all good, man.
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Get 'em, Vic.
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- You okay, D?
- I think I broke my ass.
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Not as easy as it looks, huh?
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Nope. Ugh. Not like that at all.
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- Here, take it.
- No.
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What? What do you mean, no? Bro,
they're coming. Just take it.
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I said no!
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Is that Niles' longevity necklace?
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00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:59,567
It is. I got it from a fellow acolyte.
254
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,945
Touch it.
255
00:17:02,028 --> 00:17:03,530
And see your possibilities.
256
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,952
Whatever. Touch the stupid thing.
257
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:12,200
So George RR Windbag
can shut the fart up
258
00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:13,201
and we can get the fuck out of here.
259
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:17,293
Really? 'Cause a minute ago, you
told him to fuck himself sideways.
260
00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:20,922
Do you wanna touch this weirdo's
shriveled up dick charm or not?
261
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:23,842
- Okay.
- Cool.
262
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:32,684
The fuck?
263
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,533
I got your back, D.
264
00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,452
Put your weight on your
back leg to absorb the kick.
265
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:51,911
Use the top of the notch to aim.
266
00:17:51,953 --> 00:17:52,953
Fire!
267
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,039
Nice!
268
00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:10,929
Damn it!
269
00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:18,937
Let's go get Larry.
270
00:18:24,819 --> 00:18:25,819
Fucking hell.
271
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:28,655
Ah!
272
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,867
Wow, she lives,
273
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,244
she moves.
274
00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:36,790
Feeling better?
275
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:48,176
How about now?
276
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,845
Okay, sulking begets more sulking.
277
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,264
So it's time you got
back on the proverbial.
278
00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:55,183
I'm not sulking.
279
00:18:55,225 --> 00:19:00,522
Just reached a realization, which
I'm embracing wholeheartedly.
280
00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:04,234
Everything I touch turns to shit.
281
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,443
Not literally.
282
00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:07,362
That would be disgusting.
283
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:11,866
But it... In some
ways, it would be better
284
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:14,919
than how I actually turn things to shit.
285
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,100
Hmm, okay, well, you know Rita,
286
00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:19,541
my personal track record
isn't that much better.
287
00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:23,962
I have failed at most things I've tried.
288
00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:27,549
Revenge against Niles. Joining
the Brotherhood of Evil.
289
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:32,512
Being a good friend to the only
people I've ever really cared about.
290
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,900
But the thing is, in life
291
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:38,560
you are either trying to head
up or trying to head down.
292
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:43,022
And sometimes just trying
has got to be good enough.
293
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:46,025
Now our friends are in
trouble, and I would rather fail
294
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:52,240
at trying to save them than
succeed at doing nothing.
295
00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:57,078
When we were trapped in my movie
and you didn't try to save me,
296
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,873
was that you trying to head
up or trying to head down?
297
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:07,881
I wanted to help, but I couldn't.
298
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:12,594
I couldn't figure out how.
299
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:18,433
So, I had a few drinks to get
the creative juices flowing
300
00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:25,106
and instead, I came up with creative
ideas on how to continue drinking.
301
00:20:26,107 --> 00:20:27,107
But, um...
302
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:33,448
You're right to remind
me of that failure, too.
303
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:52,801
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
304
00:20:55,345 --> 00:20:57,700
And sometimes I think that the universe
305
00:20:57,701 --> 00:21:01,476
is conspiring to keep us enemies.
306
00:21:02,769 --> 00:21:04,771
I was thinking maybe
we shouldn't let it.
307
00:21:11,694 --> 00:21:13,404
Fuck the universe.
308
00:21:18,201 --> 00:21:20,870
I don't know what the fuck this
is, but I'm glad you came with me.
309
00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:22,997
I didn't want to come here, dipshit.
310
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,792
I was trying to gank
the longevity necklace.
311
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,127
Why?
312
00:21:27,168 --> 00:21:29,087
For longevity, asshole!
313
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,672
Isn't that why we're here?
314
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:33,091
- What about Larry?
- Him, too.
315
00:21:35,051 --> 00:21:35,968
What the fuck?
316
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:38,430
Paper goods, the worst aisle.
317
00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,266
This is my world of possibilities.
318
00:21:41,349 --> 00:21:42,559
Forget all this.
319
00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:44,686
We need to get the hell out of here.
320
00:21:44,727 --> 00:21:45,727
Yep.
321
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:47,980
Dad!
322
00:21:48,356 --> 00:21:49,357
Clara?
323
00:21:49,399 --> 00:21:50,900
Is Rory with you?
324
00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:53,820
- What?
- Dad, where the hell is Rory?
325
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:56,406
- Uh, oh...
- Cliff, this isn't real.
326
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,199
Uh, he's not with you?
327
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,368
Does it look like he's with me?
328
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,370
You were supposed to be watching him.
329
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:07,125
- Cliff.
- Rory! Rory, honey!
330
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,293
What is this?
331
00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:09,711
This is bullshit, is what it is.
332
00:22:09,752 --> 00:22:13,715
- But... but...
- But... but, this is a lie.
333
00:22:13,757 --> 00:22:15,216
Okay? Don't get sucked in.
334
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,385
Yeah.
335
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,971
Dad, help me.
336
00:22:20,054 --> 00:22:22,515
- Cliff. Don't...
- Coming, sweetheart!
337
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,141
Fuck!
338
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,480
That was so dope!
339
00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:29,981
Why would you ever wanna
give this hero gig up?
340
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,027
Hey, you know, Calvin and
Marcus could have seen us.
341
00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:35,445
Uh-huh.
342
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,573
Man, bro. You still don't
know what this means to people.
343
00:22:38,656 --> 00:22:40,909
You're right. I don't.
344
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,828
Back home, you were
bigger than Superman.
345
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,121
Great.
346
00:22:45,205 --> 00:22:46,414
Yo, what's up, man?
347
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,791
Doesn't this mean anything to you?
348
00:22:47,874 --> 00:22:49,250
Yo, man, I'm so sick
and tired of hearing
349
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,085
what being Cyborg means
to you and everyone else.
350
00:22:51,127 --> 00:22:53,087
Do you want to know
what my tech meant to me?
351
00:22:53,129 --> 00:22:57,050
It meant waking up from the
darkest, emptiest sleep I ever had,
352
00:22:57,092 --> 00:23:00,595
to a body that I didn't even
recognize and a face that wasn't mine.
353
00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:03,848
Yo, I lost everything.
354
00:23:03,932 --> 00:23:08,812
My mom, football, girls, and my friends.
355
00:23:08,895 --> 00:23:11,231
That's such bullshit.
356
00:23:11,272 --> 00:23:12,649
You never lost us. You left us.
357
00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:14,776
You really don't think
I wanted to see you guys?
358
00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:16,694
That I needed you?
359
00:23:17,654 --> 00:23:19,155
Shit, you was my family.
360
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,117
I couldn't even look myself in the face.
361
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,619
So how could I have
possibly faced y'all?
362
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:31,668
I didn't know.
363
00:23:34,462 --> 00:23:35,672
I'm sorry.
364
00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,178
Come on, man.
365
00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:03,783
Hey,
366
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,580
Vic and... friend.
367
00:24:09,122 --> 00:24:10,122
Derick.
368
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,791
What... What are you guys doing here?
369
00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:16,921
C'mon, I know you wanna say it.
370
00:24:18,673 --> 00:24:20,091
Really?
371
00:24:20,175 --> 00:24:23,052
Bro, this is a once in
a lifetime opportunity.
372
00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:31,811
Come with us if you want to live.
373
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,025
I don't think so.
374
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:46,034
Well, that... that looks fucking
terrifying, is how it looks.
375
00:24:47,952 --> 00:24:50,538
It looks like the door to a nightmare.
376
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:53,415
It does, it does, and we're
going to go through it,
377
00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:54,709
like fucking morons.
378
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,920
Like fucking morons!
379
00:24:57,003 --> 00:25:00,340
Not morons, like superheroes.
380
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,260
I've actually got something to tell you.
381
00:25:04,344 --> 00:25:07,013
- Oh, God, that sounds serious.
- Mm-hmm.
382
00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:09,474
It is... It is quite serious.
383
00:25:09,557 --> 00:25:11,559
By the way, um, I...
384
00:25:11,601 --> 00:25:15,133
you know when you would
treat me particularly poorly,
385
00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:16,481
which was quite often...
386
00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:21,653
- Mm.
- I would do a secret naughty thing with your toothbrush.
387
00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:24,280
I don't need to know.
388
00:25:24,364 --> 00:25:28,284
I would transform
myself into a wee beaver
389
00:25:28,368 --> 00:25:32,747
with big beaver teeth,
big nasty beaver teeth,
390
00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:36,376
and I would shove it right up my wee...
391
00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:40,130
I would shove it... Shove it!
Right up my wee beaver-beaver.
392
00:25:43,383 --> 00:25:44,759
I see.
393
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:46,302
I'm so sorry.
394
00:25:46,386 --> 00:25:48,972
Well, I suppose, um...
395
00:25:49,055 --> 00:25:51,599
I have something to
confess to you as well.
396
00:25:51,641 --> 00:25:54,185
Hmm. Is it? Is it about a toothbrush?
397
00:25:56,980 --> 00:26:00,859
Wally isn't the first
person that I've killed.
398
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:05,029
Killed The Brain too.
Murdered, to be more accurate.
399
00:26:05,113 --> 00:26:07,949
And I don't feel remotely bad about it.
400
00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:10,285
I'm not feeling entirely
bad about Wally either.
401
00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:14,747
And yes, I did watch him kill Malcolm,
402
00:26:14,789 --> 00:26:18,340
but one would think that a normal person
403
00:26:18,341 --> 00:26:22,297
would have more than
a pang of guilt, hmm?
404
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,258
Well but, who's to
say you're not normal?
405
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,593
Hey, who's to say?
406
00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,845
I... also...
407
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,475
killed a sleazeball producer.
408
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:39,939
Again, accidentally, and
again, without much remorse.
409
00:26:39,981 --> 00:26:44,110
Apparently, a superhero
doesn't make a habit
410
00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:47,864
of killing people,
accidentally or otherwise.
411
00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:50,450
So, it just all might have been
412
00:26:50,492 --> 00:26:54,078
a fool's errand for me
to try to become one.
413
00:26:54,162 --> 00:26:59,042
Oh, all of this, why I keep
rambling on is just to say,
414
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,461
I am in no particular position
415
00:27:01,503 --> 00:27:05,006
to have judged you so
harshly after all this time
416
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:10,303
when I am basically as bad as you.
417
00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:13,807
As bad as me? Well, I
think you might be worse.
418
00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:17,143
'Cause you are a fucking serial killer.
419
00:27:17,811 --> 00:27:19,020
For fuck's sake.
420
00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:28,530
Yes.
421
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:29,823
Yes, you are.
422
00:27:29,864 --> 00:27:31,866
You're a fucking serial killer.
423
00:27:31,908 --> 00:27:33,743
I mean... you know.
424
00:27:36,538 --> 00:27:40,708
What... What is left to
do on this nightmare door?
425
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:45,296
We dab wacky Wally's green ink.
426
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:46,714
Oh.
427
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:51,219
A little dab here and
a little dab there.
428
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:58,351
There could be anything
429
00:27:58,393 --> 00:28:01,980
on the other side of this horrific door.
430
00:28:03,565 --> 00:28:05,817
Our friends are on the other side of it.
431
00:28:13,241 --> 00:28:14,868
Okay, after you, Ms. Wuornos.
432
00:28:16,744 --> 00:28:19,080
- No, after you.
- After you.
433
00:28:19,122 --> 00:28:20,540
- After you.
- After you.
434
00:28:26,921 --> 00:28:28,173
Wait.
435
00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:36,347
Rory, come here, buddy.
436
00:28:36,431 --> 00:28:39,100
- Rory? Rory!
- Cliff, stop!
437
00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:42,103
This isn't real. None
of this is fucking real!
438
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:44,439
That's not your daughter.
We're not in Trader Blow's,
439
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,441
and you already know where Rory is.
440
00:28:46,483 --> 00:28:47,942
I know it's not real.
441
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,487
But, it's my possibility, and I
wanna know what the fuck it is.
442
00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:52,322
God damn it!
443
00:28:52,405 --> 00:28:54,282
If you're going to be a fucking
idiot, well, can you at least
444
00:28:54,324 --> 00:28:56,284
swing by the home goods aisle
and get a knife or something?
445
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,286
We're going to need it when
we get back to Dorkwith.
446
00:28:59,162 --> 00:29:00,288
That's fucking heavy.
447
00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:01,330
Grab that.
448
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:04,374
Rory!
449
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,212
♪ I gotta touch you ♪
450
00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:08,922
♪ Cause baby we'll be ♪
451
00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:11,382
- Rory!
- Shit.
452
00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:15,637
♪ In the old man's Ford ♪
♪ Behind the bushes ♪
453
00:29:15,678 --> 00:29:20,475
♪ Till I'm screamin' for more!
More! More! Down the basement ♪
454
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:25,230
♪ Lock the cellar door and baby ♪
455
00:29:25,855 --> 00:29:27,816
He's all grown up.
456
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,300
What the fuck, Rory?
457
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,612
Are you trying to destroy
me? Because it's working.
458
00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:38,493
- He's fucking perfect.
- Cliff, stop right-fucking-now!
459
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,370
He's only like this
when you're around, Dad.
460
00:29:40,453 --> 00:29:44,040
You've undermined my
parenting at every turn.
461
00:29:44,124 --> 00:29:46,626
And now my child doesn't respect me.
462
00:29:46,668 --> 00:29:50,088
When has a fantasy sequence
ever worked out for us?
463
00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:52,549
Pop-pop!
464
00:30:07,647 --> 00:30:09,441
Rory! Rory!
465
00:30:10,692 --> 00:30:12,360
What happened? Where'd he go?
466
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,945
He's right where you left him.
467
00:30:14,028 --> 00:30:15,530
He's waiting for you.
468
00:30:15,572 --> 00:30:17,574
And you can enjoy the formative years
469
00:30:17,657 --> 00:30:20,493
of his life with sound body and mind.
470
00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:23,371
But it's a possibility
only Immortus can provide.
471
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:31,628
Argh.
472
00:30:34,382 --> 00:30:36,468
What are you doing? Let's
get the fuck out of here.
473
00:30:38,094 --> 00:30:40,680
What? No!
474
00:30:41,514 --> 00:30:42,514
Cliff.
475
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:48,354
You stupid metal asshole!
476
00:30:49,773 --> 00:30:51,274
Don't do this! Don't...
477
00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,860
Don't hurt her.
478
00:30:53,902 --> 00:30:58,031
Cliff, you know what this
means for the rest of us, right?
479
00:30:58,072 --> 00:31:00,241
We're your family too, Cliff.
480
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,286
You fucking moron!
481
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:06,580
Please!
482
00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:08,458
Rory needs you.
483
00:31:09,459 --> 00:31:10,460
I need you.
484
00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:15,548
God! Cliff, please!
485
00:31:21,054 --> 00:31:22,597
Guys,
486
00:31:22,639 --> 00:31:23,765
something's happening.
487
00:31:23,807 --> 00:31:25,100
Safe travels, fellas.
488
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,726
Larry, stop screwing around.
489
00:31:26,768 --> 00:31:28,770
I'm not screwing around.
490
00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:30,260
Look, you need to understand
491
00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:33,108
that what Keeg saw in
the future was not good.
492
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:37,112
So not good that he'd rather
stay here in this phony hellhole,
493
00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:39,489
if there's a chance we can avoid it.
494
00:31:39,572 --> 00:31:43,785
And I cannot and will not let
another child of mine down.
495
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:47,956
I'd rather die than do that again.
496
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,515
Okay, look, this is important to Keeg
497
00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:52,127
and you're trying to
be a good dad. I get it.
498
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:55,463
But something really not good is
going to happen right here, right now.
499
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:59,175
You're willing to risk your life
for Keeg's wish, and that's fine.
500
00:31:59,259 --> 00:32:01,344
But are you willing
to risk his life too?
501
00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,931
Hey, pal.
502
00:32:04,973 --> 00:32:07,350
Come on, let's go!
503
00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:09,018
Get up!
504
00:32:09,102 --> 00:32:10,937
We can break free. We can still do this.
505
00:32:10,979 --> 00:32:12,981
Please don't let this be the end!
506
00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:25,034
I know I'm putting my faith
in a whole lot of nothing.
507
00:32:25,118 --> 00:32:28,037
But, I'm doing this for you, Rory.
508
00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:31,374
Are you?
509
00:32:34,794 --> 00:32:37,505
No! Cliff!
510
00:33:42,403 --> 00:33:43,988
Can you feel it?
511
00:33:44,072 --> 00:33:45,657
The time is upon us.
512
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,493
Immortus is nigh!
513
00:34:08,095 --> 00:34:12,142
Hello! Is anybody home?
514
00:34:12,225 --> 00:34:14,602
Someone order a rescue?
515
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,854
Oh, wow!
516
00:34:16,938 --> 00:34:18,940
It's like a disco in here.
517
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:22,902
Ooh, hey, there's Cliffy!
Let's go rescue him.
518
00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:25,655
Ooh yes, let's go get Cliffy.
519
00:34:25,738 --> 00:34:30,034
- We are your Rescue Rangers.
- It's time to go, right?
520
00:34:30,075 --> 00:34:33,496
It's too late. You can't stop it.
521
00:34:33,579 --> 00:34:36,039
Stop that shit. Stop that shit.
522
00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:38,835
- Nuts to that.
- Yes, nuts!
523
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,690
Who in the ginger fuck are you?
524
00:35:06,654 --> 00:35:07,739
Casey?
525
00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:11,242
Father, you don't have to do this.
526
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,410
How can this be?
527
00:35:12,494 --> 00:35:14,162
I never brought you to life.
528
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,956
No. You just drew me into an
endless war with my father.
529
00:35:16,998 --> 00:35:18,208
She gave me life.
530
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,294
Jane.
531
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:23,671
- Are you all right?
- What the hell are you doing here?
532
00:35:26,841 --> 00:35:28,218
Are you Wally Sage?
533
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:29,844
You're the girl.
534
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:32,597
Niles' girl.
535
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,224
It's all come full circle.
536
00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:37,268
This is meant to be.
537
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:40,230
This is it!
538
00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:46,778
Immortus is here!
539
00:35:46,861 --> 00:35:51,366
Immortus! Imm...
540
00:36:03,670 --> 00:36:05,255
Oh, uh.
541
00:36:05,338 --> 00:36:07,298
Did we do this?
542
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:10,385
I think... I think we might.
543
00:36:11,094 --> 00:36:14,389
We saved everyone! Yay!
544
00:36:14,431 --> 00:36:17,225
Wait, wait, wait, what about the booze?
545
00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:18,852
What about the booze?
546
00:36:27,277 --> 00:36:30,447
Immortus!
547
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:37,912
Immortus is here!
548
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:51,384
Hey, you guys.
549
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:55,972
Isabel Fucking Feathers?
550
00:36:56,055 --> 00:36:57,055
What the fuck?
551
00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:32,838
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