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[spooky theme]
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♪
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[evil laughter]
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[mysterious music]
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[phone ringing]
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You've got Book Time.
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No, we don't do online orders.
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We're an actual brick
and mortar book store.
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Yeah? Thank you for
the business advice.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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[sighs]
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Mr. Cooper.
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Sarah. Still knockin' em dead,
I see. Hm.
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What can I do for you today?
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Well just a reminder.
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The new lease kicks
in next week.
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I haven't signed it.
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Well that's your problem.
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At a glance, I'm guessing that's
the least of your problems.
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Seriously, who buys
books anymore?
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Readers.
Readers buy books.
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I happen to be a reader,
Mr. Cooper,
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and I've been reading up
on tenant's rights.
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You can't just double
the rent on a whim.
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It's illegal.
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Is it? Since the redevelopment began,
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real estate prices in
the area have skyrocketed.
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There's nothing like a new
high-end housing development
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to cure a few ills.
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And as such, it's within
my rights to command
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fair market value
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upon the expiration
of your current lease.
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He's right.
It's not illegal.
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It's immoral.
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Immoral.
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Oooh. Another reader.
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My mother stuck by you,
Mr. Cooper,
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through thick and thin.
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All of your other
tenants bailed.
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You owe her.
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Martin, we have a customer.
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You want to see if
she needs help, honey?
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Ooh! A customer.
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Now!
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Scoot.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, I'd hire her
in a heartbeat.
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Ew.
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That is illegal.
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I'll be back at the end
of the day.
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New lease in hand.
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You'll either sign it
or you won't.
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It's strictly business, dear.
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It's kill or be killed
out there.
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Kill or be killed.
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Come on.
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[ominous music]
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[computer malfunction sounds]
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So? How's it going?
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Guess.
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You know, this is literally
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the computer they used
to land Apollo 11.
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Well that would make it
a collector's item.
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Maybe we could sell it?
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Ha. Ha.
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I hate to admit it, honey,
but you were right.
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Book Time needs
an online presence.
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Tomorrow we go shopping
for a new computer.
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How?
I heard that jag-off.
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We can't afford jack.
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We'll find a way.
We always do.
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If you're thinking
about firing me, forget it.
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I don't get paid as it is.
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I would never fire you.
But it looks like...
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Dawn?
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I'm sorry, I really am.
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She's a sweet kid, but we need
to cut down on overhead.
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Starting with her?
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Jesus, Mom. We were gonna do
dinner and a movie this weekend.
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"Night of the Flesh Eaters."
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Is that the name of the movie
or the dinner?
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Ha, ha!
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Oh, trust me.
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If she really likes you,
and what's not to like?
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It won't make any difference.
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God, you're such a... mother.
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That's my job.
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I'll tell her at lunch.
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I promise, I'll be gentle.
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Please let me...
let me do it.
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Ok.
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[computer malfunction sounds]
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Hey. I'm halfway through
clearing out the cellar.
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Who knew roaches came in
so many shapes and sizes?
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Uh, it's that ass-hat again,
isn't it?
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She's not an ass-hat,
she's just out of options.
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Who? Wait, what are you
talking about?
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My mother.
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- Oh.
- She needs a miracle.
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- [thud]
- [curious music]
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Where'd you find this?
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It's just a bunch of stuff
under the stairwell.
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"Image 10, Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania." Image 10.
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I don't know.
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Let's open it.
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Ok. Here.
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[Martin] Holy shit!
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[Dawn] What is it?
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A miracle.
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A what?
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Image 10 is the company that
made "Night of the Living Dead."
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Wait, the-
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[both] "Night of
the Living Dead".
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This must have been Romero's
office and if I'm not mistaken,
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these could be the unfinished
horror comics of George Romero.
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These must be worth a fortune.
They were never released.
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"When there's no room left
on the page,
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"the dead will walk the earth."
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Hey, 3D glasses inside.
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I know he loved 3D.
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You know what this means,
don't you?
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I think so, but tell me anyway.
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Well, for starters it means
you're unfired.
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Fuck! I was fired?
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Um, forget it,
forget I said that.
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Hey, do me a solid, grab some
plastic sleeves from storage.
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You got it.
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[chilling music]
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[unearthly whispering]
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What the fuck?! Fuck!
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Hey, whatcha doing down there?
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I fell on my ass.
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Yeah, I see that.
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This 3D is phenomenal.
Try it.
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Ok, first things first,
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we need to get this fortune
into plastic.
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You should go tell your mother
what you found.
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What you found.
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[ominous music]
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[clattering sounds]
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Hello?
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Is someone there?
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[indistinct groaning]
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[ominous music]
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Neat.
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Mom... here it is, here.
Check it out.
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All our problems are solved.
It's a miracle.
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Eww.
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Brain Rot.
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Ulgh. Looks like a pretty
cheesy miracle to me.
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That's cause you're not wearing
the special 3D glasses.
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It says they were designed
specifically for these comics.
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3D doesn't really work
on me, honey.
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Excuse me, could one of you
point me to your horror section?
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Martin is an expert.
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Would you like to help
the gentleman?
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Yes. Here.
Right this way.
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We've got everything alphabetized.
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Aliens, blobs, creepy kids
all the way down to xenomorphs,
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yetis and zombies.
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This is my favorite part
of the store.
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- You got good taste.
- Thanks.
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- [scream]
- [thud]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[continues to scream]
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[Martin] Oh, my god.
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[screaming]
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[growling and snarling]
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- [screaming]
- [growling and snarling]
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Martin!
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Martin, what is that scream?
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The dude in aisle three!
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What?
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Mom, wait.
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What?
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Honey...
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[yelps]
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Martin, what is going on?
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It's gone.
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What's gone?
Who did this?
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We gotta move before
it finds us.
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Shit!
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Dawn. Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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- Sir... Sir, are you ok?
- Please.
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[gags]
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- Come on, please.
- This can't be happening.
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- Oh, come on.
- Is this real?
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[groaning]
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Mom, we gotta go!
We gotta go now!
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Martin, we have to help him.
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- The cellar's the safest place.
- What are you doing?
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- Come on!
- Why are we running?!
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Let's go!
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What is happening?
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Martin!
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Martin, look at me.
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Who is on the other side
of that door?
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- [pounding on door]
- You wouldn't believe me.
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Give it a shot.
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- A flesh eater.
- A what?
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A 3D zombie attacked
the dude in aisle three.
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A 3D zombie.
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[laughs] Ok.
So this is a prank.
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You're getting back at me
for firing your little friend.
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It's not a prank.
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It came out of the book
after I tried on the glasses.
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Alright, this is not funny!
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- It stopped.
- [cell phone ringing]
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Dawn's calling.
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[Dawn] Bro, where are you at?
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Store room.
Where are you?
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I'm in the office
working up some pricing.
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I swear this is the computer
that landed Apollo 11.
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I love her so much.
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What?
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Listen, do you trust me?
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Sure.
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Then don't ask questions.
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Lock the door and wait
until we get there.
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[Martin] Something's
in the store.
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You can't see it but it's there.
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Wait, what do you mean
I can't see it?
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So...
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An invisible zombie attacked
our only customer.
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Ouch, that blows.
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[Martin] Right?
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[crashing]
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Um, something just slammed up
against the glass.
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Lock the door.
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I gotta save her.
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An invisible zombie?
Really?
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[screaming]
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Martin!
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Damnit! It's jammed.
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Wait a minute. If the glasses
brought it out,
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maybe I can bring out
something else to help us.
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Oh, you are really pushing it.
I mean, I could ground you.
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It just never seems to work.
I just don't, I don't...
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Perfect.
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Hello there!
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Hi.
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Which convention is this?
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Hey, this used to be
my old office.
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Image 10?
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Right. Who are you?
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I'm Martin.
This is my mother, Sarah.
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Nice to meet you.
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[Sarah] Who are you talking to?
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I'm sorry, she's not being rude
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it's just that she can't
see you without these.
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That's alright.
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I can't see her too well
without these.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, just...
Martin, stop!
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Hello there.
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Mom, meet George Romero.
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Please, it's just George.
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Hello George.
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If it's alright, I have about
a hundred questions.
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First, how did I get here?
Second... that's all I got.
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[chuckles]
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[glass cracking]
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[glass shattering]
267
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:50,899
Oh, God!
268
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:57,112
Mr. Romero, George...
First off, I'm a huge fan.
269
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,630
I saw you on Chiller Theatre
with Bill Cardille
270
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,599
when you guys ran "Night
of the Living Dead" uncut.
271
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:02,911
And "Dawn of the Dead".
272
00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,947
I changed my learners permit
273
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,431
just so I could get in
on opening night.
274
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,674
You did what?
275
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:10,919
I'm kidding.
And these... brilliant.
276
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:15,268
But, they did bring one of your
Brain Rot zombies to life.
277
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:18,581
Zombies aren't real, kid.
278
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:22,137
The ones I created technically
aren't even zombies.
279
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,897
I called mine ghouls.
280
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,899
And bringing a comic book
to life,
281
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,626
well that sounds like something
straight out of a com...
282
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:33,251
Far out.
I always wanted to work in 3D.
283
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:34,011
[laughs]
284
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:34,528
[snaps]
285
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,322
Mr. Romero.
286
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,531
Please, it's George.
287
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:41,190
George, our stock girl's trapped
inside the office,
288
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,053
and the door is jammed.
289
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,192
[George] Does she have
any weapons?
290
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:47,196
A machete, molotov cocktail,
screwdriver in the ear?
291
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:50,510
Uh, she's got like a...
like a knife.
292
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,444
Your friend's a goner.
293
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,377
You're king of the zombies.
294
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:56,965
Ghouls.
295
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,001
So you invented the genre.
You'd know how to stop them.
296
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,521
So... so what's he saying?
What's he saying right now?
297
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:05,421
Um, just general info.
298
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:07,216
Our best bet is to shoot it
in the head.
299
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,908
Destroy the brain,
destroy the ghoul.
300
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:10,702
A ghoul.. a ghoul?
301
00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:12,566
He insists on calling
them that.
302
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,327
[glass shatters]
303
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,710
- [thud]
- Oh, my God!
304
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,954
And be ready to improvise
if a gun's not available
305
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,025
make do with whatever's handy.
306
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:23,992
[call phone ringing]
307
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:25,752
Hold that thought, George.
Incoming call.
308
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,202
Hello?
309
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:28,444
Martin, there's shit
moving by itself in here.
310
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,136
Whatever you're doing,
do it fast!
311
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,517
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I'll call you back.
312
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,380
[Dawn] Ok.
313
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,319
Martin, what's your friend
doing now?
314
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,148
[zapping]
315
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:43,218
He's improvising.
316
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:44,288
Ok.
317
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:46,566
Oh!
318
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:50,950
[crashing]
319
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,160
- [zapping]
- Come on.
320
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,201
[crashing]
321
00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:02,133
[screaming]
322
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,312
Here! I'll take this.
323
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,279
[Martin] Dawn!
324
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,665
[groaning]
325
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,190
Oh, my god!
326
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,744
[moaning]
327
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:35,132
What?
328
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,279
Oh Fuck!
329
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,077
Bend at the knees,
Martin honey.
330
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:50,216
Don't want to hurt yourself.
331
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,565
I totally dig what you've done
with the place.
332
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,498
[George] Family owned
and operated?
333
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,224
[Sarah] Yep, my late
husband and I
334
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:00,812
took out a small business
loan 15 years ago.
335
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,469
Almost to the today.
336
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:04,264
[George] And you've retained
creative control ever since?
337
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:05,507
Far out!
338
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,718
[chilling music]
339
00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:11,168
Mom!
340
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,514
Mom, the glasses!
341
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,037
- [chilling music]
- [growling]
342
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:21,626
Um, I can see that too.
343
00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:23,352
What?
344
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:28,806
[Martin] Shit. That's a real
zombie. We are majorly fucked.
345
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,674
[low growls]
346
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,645
There's another pair of glasses.
347
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,338
[Sarah] What happens
if it puts them on?
348
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,548
It means they're learning.
They're actually learning.
349
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,143
[zombie vocalizing]
350
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,149
Jesus, it's bringing out more.
351
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,253
What?
352
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,531
[zombies vocalizing]
353
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:10,848
Can they get through?
354
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,197
Oh, definitely.
They have strength in numbers.
355
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,718
Also, I'm not exactly known
for my uplifting endings.
356
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,100
Yeah, he says yeah.
357
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:23,481
How is this possible?
358
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,414
[George] I think I might
know how.
359
00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,554
Back in the day, we delivered
our first six comics
360
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,901
to the printer and the stuff
looked dynamite.
361
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:33,733
When the guy we hired to do
the glasses demanded more bread,
362
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,322
So, my publisher filed
a lawsuit
363
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:38,841
and all our hard work got tossed
into a crate.
364
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:42,190
As it turns out, the glasses guy
had an uncle
365
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,917
who, get this, was a voodoo
priest in Trinidad.
366
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,300
So, the uncle cursed
the glasses.
367
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,303
A punishment beyond
our wildest comprehension.
368
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:53,580
[chuckles]
369
00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:56,618
Give me a break, right?
It's a funny story!
370
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:57,895
And no one's laughing.
371
00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,552
Yeah, we're not laughing
cause invisible zombies
372
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:00,760
are about to break in.
373
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,589
Ghouls, but I see your point.
374
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,453
Wait, he's their creator, right?
375
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:05,523
Ask him how to kill them.
376
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:09,217
Unfortunately, movie rules
don't apply to comics.
377
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:11,391
I was all set to lay down
the new rules in issue 7
378
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:14,601
but we got screwed over by
the whole voodoo curse thing.
379
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,396
Wait a minute, that's it!
380
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:17,466
Now is your chance.
381
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,227
Just write us
a happy ending!
382
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,089
Finish the story.
383
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,333
I only write em how I see em, kid.
384
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,403
And from where I'm standing,
385
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,198
the odds are stacked
against you.
386
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:26,786
[crashing]
387
00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:29,340
[growling and snarling]
388
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:32,930
[chilling music]
389
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,381
[yelps]
390
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:36,727
Mom!
391
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:39,730
Mom!
392
00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:43,320
- [screaming]
- [snarling and growling]
393
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,290
Let go of her!
394
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:49,981
[screaming]
395
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,224
[growling]
396
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:55,366
- Mom!
- [screaming]
397
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:58,473
[dramatic music]
398
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:01,338
[thuds]
399
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:05,031
[frantic breathing]
400
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,343
Thanks, George.
401
00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,627
That's not how I envisioned it, kid.
402
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,808
Fix this.
Your words, your rules.
403
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,569
Ok.
404
00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:28,296
There's no power.
405
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,506
- Old school. Pen and paper.
- What?
406
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,233
[screaming]
407
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:35,924
Dawn!
408
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,445
[George] Improvise. I don't need
paper, I am paper!
409
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:41,895
[struggling grunts]
410
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:51,491
Destroy the glasses,
destroy the ghoul.
411
00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:52,941
Now's your shot kid.
Get it in one!
412
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,669
[dramatic music]
413
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,050
[snarling and growling]
414
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:01,052
[panting]
415
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,003
Now that's a George
Romero ending.
416
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,421
See you around the graveyard, kid.
417
00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:26,871
[Martin] Goodbye, George.
418
00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,394
[Cooper] Time to pay the piper.
419
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,297
[sinister music]
420
00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:40,678
What the fuck is this?
421
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,543
I got a realtor coming in
an hour to take pictures.
422
00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:47,858
Where's your mother, hm?
That bitch is gonna pay.
423
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:48,859
I'll own her!
424
00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:52,863
[screaming]
425
00:21:52,863 --> 00:21:54,761
Sweet Jesus!
426
00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:56,107
Help me!
427
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:59,732
No can do, Mr. Cooper.
It's strictly business.
428
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,769
It's kill or be killed
out there.
429
00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:10,329
[screaming and yelling]
430
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:29,037
♪
431
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,980
Took us a while to knock
her out.
432
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,982
She is a strong-willed girl.
433
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:45,881
Couldn't tell if she wanted
to kill me or kiss me.
434
00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:48,712
Bit my finger then told me
I was hot.
435
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:49,885
With drugs...?
436
00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:52,612
That was before we
administered the drugs.
437
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,168
Hi, baby!
Wakey wakey.
438
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,998
We extracted the teeth.
439
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,413
[groaning]
440
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,691
Mom, I can't feel my tongue.
441
00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:03,934
You can't feel your...
442
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:06,005
- My, my...
- Her tongue.
443
00:23:06,005 --> 00:23:08,007
The numbness is temporary
and should wear off soon.
444
00:23:08,007 --> 00:23:09,215
- Mom, mom...
- Oh.
445
00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:11,079
Shelby, honey.
446
00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,495
She said the numbness
is temporary.
447
00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:16,947
Tastes like blood.
448
00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,742
If you're gonna yack,
do it in this.
449
00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:21,779
[retching]
450
00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,437
Mommy's here.
451
00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:26,612
I will never leave you.
452
00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:30,857
My own mom left
when I was a kid.
453
00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:32,514
No note.
454
00:23:32,514 --> 00:23:34,033
Took off one day.
455
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:37,001
Oh, sorry.
456
00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:39,072
Or she was taken.
457
00:23:40,177 --> 00:23:42,904
I just need to be there
for every single second
458
00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,215
of Shelby's life.
459
00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:45,838
Keep her safe.
460
00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:50,221
Miranda.
461
00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:51,637
Oh, yes, sorry.
462
00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:53,466
Here's the list of post-op
instructions
463
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,536
to avoid dry socket,
464
00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:56,538
Shelby's pain meds,
no solid foods.
465
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:58,091
You took off her necklace?
466
00:23:58,713 --> 00:24:00,473
I had to, for the surgery.
467
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:01,992
Right, of course.
468
00:24:04,097 --> 00:24:05,374
[groaning]
469
00:24:05,374 --> 00:24:08,447
Ok. But we gotta get this back
on as soon as you feel better.
470
00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:09,896
So we match!
471
00:24:10,897 --> 00:24:12,071
Fu...
472
00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:13,728
You want to keep gauze in there
till the bleeding stops.
473
00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:14,936
...you.
474
00:24:15,315 --> 00:24:16,662
Oh, I love you too, sweetie.
475
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:18,180
Kids, right?
476
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,803
They grow up too fast.
477
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:21,598
You just gotta savor
every minute.
478
00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:23,254
Bi...
479
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,704
Maybe not every minute.
480
00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,706
Oh, do you have the teeth?
481
00:24:26,706 --> 00:24:28,639
It's just that I've saved
all of Shelby's baby teeth
482
00:24:28,639 --> 00:24:30,848
and I want to add these
to the collection.
483
00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:32,471
Now I'll have a complete set.
484
00:24:34,852 --> 00:24:35,715
Gross.
485
00:24:36,026 --> 00:24:36,854
What?
486
00:24:36,854 --> 00:24:38,028
Here they are.
487
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,066
[retching]
488
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,173
How are you feeling,
Shel baby?
489
00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:47,727
Fantabulous.
Fabulous.
490
00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:51,248
It occurs to me that this would
be the perfect time to get into
491
00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:52,767
that hard head of yours.
492
00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:54,596
Hm. Fire away.
493
00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:59,670
Ok, well this will be fun.
Keeping any secrets from me?
494
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:03,294
Mm. Mom, it's anesthesia,
not truth serum.
495
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,088
Fine.
496
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:06,884
But, if you really want
to know,
497
00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:11,233
I have been a bad,
bad girl, Mother.
498
00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,718
Boing!
499
00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:16,894
I told you no.
500
00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:18,689
Yeah, well I told myself yes.
501
00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:20,035
When did you do this?
502
00:25:20,035 --> 00:25:21,140
Last Saturday.
503
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,072
Where?
504
00:25:22,072 --> 00:25:23,004
Kaitlyn's house.
505
00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,315
You did it yourself?
506
00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,594
Mom, it's fine.
507
00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:29,355
I disinfected the needle
with hand sanitizer.
508
00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:32,013
I'm like responsible and shit.
509
00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:32,910
Stuff.
510
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:34,636
Your perfect tummy.
511
00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:37,018
I used to blow kisses
on this tummy.
512
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,056
I'm ready to try new blows
and kisses.
513
00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:42,333
Shelby!
514
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,543
[laughs]
515
00:25:45,405 --> 00:25:47,338
At least you were safe
at Kaitlyn's
516
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:48,961
and not traipsing around town.
517
00:25:48,961 --> 00:25:50,376
But then we snuck out
518
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:53,655
and we went to this party
at this guy Connor's house.
519
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:57,659
And he's friends with James
and Matias and I tried Schnapps
520
00:25:57,659 --> 00:26:00,144
and it was minty
like toothpaste
521
00:26:00,144 --> 00:26:01,629
Like, the Tooth Fairy.
522
00:26:01,629 --> 00:26:05,149
And it made me feel like woo...
like this.
523
00:26:05,149 --> 00:26:06,737
It was nice.
524
00:26:06,737 --> 00:26:08,843
I don't want you hanging
around Kaitlyn anymore.
525
00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:10,810
She is a bad influence on you.
526
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:12,640
I influence myself, Mom.
527
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,813
Whichever way
the influence went,
528
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:16,057
you snuck out
and went drinking.
529
00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:17,645
I didn't know where you were.
530
00:26:17,645 --> 00:26:19,060
Anything could have happened
to you.
531
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:21,062
You could have been kidnapped
by them!
532
00:26:23,443 --> 00:26:25,618
Trafficked by perverts!
533
00:26:25,998 --> 00:26:28,103
You could be on some
pedophile's yacht
534
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,691
halfway around the world by now!
535
00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,003
Mom.
536
00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:32,245
I have seen the movie "Taken"
and I know how these things go.
537
00:26:32,245 --> 00:26:34,903
You could have been tortured
by some underground sex ring
538
00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:36,215
and leave me alone.
539
00:26:37,457 --> 00:26:40,115
Shelby, you're my everything.
540
00:26:41,703 --> 00:26:43,636
I am locking you down
for your own good.
541
00:26:44,326 --> 00:26:46,156
You are never leaving
this house again.
542
00:26:46,466 --> 00:26:49,124
Mom, you tried that with Dad.
Didn't work.
543
00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:50,919
Shelby, that is not fair.
544
00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:52,921
You smothered him
until he had to leave us
545
00:26:52,921 --> 00:26:53,819
just to breathe again.
546
00:26:53,819 --> 00:26:55,303
Enough! Stop it!
Stop it.
547
00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:57,270
[muttering]
548
00:26:57,788 --> 00:26:59,410
Yeah, ok, Mom. Good talk.
549
00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:03,138
Can't wait to get as far away
from here as possible.
550
00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:07,108
Everyone leaves, Mom.
551
00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:08,661
Everyone.
552
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:11,422
And Mom, what's the common
denominator?
553
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,803
It's you.
554
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:15,392
Everybody leaves you, Mom.
555
00:27:31,753 --> 00:27:33,272
[moaning sounds]
556
00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:37,725
[chilling music]
557
00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,765
[door squeaks open]
558
00:27:45,215 --> 00:27:47,424
[baby crying]
559
00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:51,428
[Doctor's voice]
Congratulations, it's a girl!
560
00:27:52,532 --> 00:27:54,776
[Miranda] We are going to name
her Shelby.
561
00:28:05,028 --> 00:28:06,029
[chilling music]
562
00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:32,434
[singing] ♪ Rock-a-by baby
on the treetop, ♪
563
00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:37,474
♪ when the wind blows,
the cradle will rock. ♪
564
00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:41,340
[humming lullaby]
565
00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:47,898
Everyone leaves you.
566
00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:12,889
[humming lullaby]
567
00:29:12,889 --> 00:29:18,066
♪ I'll be all alone.
568
00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:22,105
[continues to hum]
569
00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:39,363
Hey, Mom.
570
00:29:39,985 --> 00:29:42,263
Shelby got her wisdom teeth
out today.
571
00:29:43,091 --> 00:29:45,507
I'm gonna put it in your old box
with all her others.
572
00:29:46,129 --> 00:29:47,544
I've saved every one.
573
00:29:49,235 --> 00:29:51,859
Anyway, I hope you're happy.
574
00:29:55,276 --> 00:29:56,898
Wherever you are.
575
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,492
Aw, Shelby.
576
00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:11,292
Hmm.
577
00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:35,937
Complete set of baby teeth.
578
00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:50,849
Oh, Shelby.
579
00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:55,025
I wish I could box you up
and keep you forever, Shelby.
580
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,545
Mm.
581
00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:05,104
Oh well.
582
00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:26,885
[ominous music]
583
00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:32,235
[ominous music heightens]
584
00:31:48,078 --> 00:31:50,529
Shelby? You have a visitor.
585
00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:53,325
Kaitlyn!
586
00:31:58,571 --> 00:31:59,572
You can go, Mom.
587
00:32:02,196 --> 00:32:03,438
[laughing]
588
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,579
[Shelby] Bring Jell-O!
589
00:32:11,032 --> 00:32:13,586
[sinister music]
590
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:21,284
[indistinct clattering]
591
00:32:21,284 --> 00:32:22,423
Who's there?
592
00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,231
Iron repels them.
593
00:33:13,612 --> 00:33:15,614
[ominous music]
594
00:33:23,311 --> 00:33:25,693
[ominous music heightens]
595
00:33:25,693 --> 00:33:26,797
[laughing]
596
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,076
Oh my gosh.
How are you?
597
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,180
You didn't text me back
all day.
598
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:31,423
I thought you died.
599
00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:33,114
Oh my gosh,
did you die?
600
00:33:33,114 --> 00:33:34,736
Like, how even was
your surgery?
601
00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:37,360
Did the doctor slice you up
Friday the 13th style?
602
00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:42,468
Sorry, yeah I slept all day.
I still feel puffy.
603
00:33:42,468 --> 00:33:43,780
Do I look like a chipmunk?
604
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:46,507
No chipmunk whatsoever.
Cross my heart.
605
00:33:46,507 --> 00:33:47,784
Yeah, good.
606
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:50,166
I spent all day with bags of
frozen peas pressed on my face
607
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,099
to minimize the damage.
608
00:33:52,513 --> 00:33:55,136
Well, your hard work paid off.
Minimal puff.
609
00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:58,277
Less chipmunk, more
early Miley Cyrus.
610
00:33:58,277 --> 00:34:00,452
The Hannah Montana years.
611
00:34:00,452 --> 00:34:02,454
Cheeky. Not puffy.
612
00:34:03,386 --> 00:34:07,252
So, honestly, how was it?
613
00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:09,323
My mom says I have to get
my wisdom teeth out
614
00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,324
so they don't grow in
615
00:34:10,324 --> 00:34:12,119
and wreck all the money
they paid for braces
616
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,742
and I'm not loving that idea.
617
00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:16,640
What are wisdom teeth even for?
618
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,091
Do you feel dumber now
that they're gone?
619
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,231
Well, the actual event
was a blur.
620
00:34:21,231 --> 00:34:23,613
And it hurts like a mother,
I'm not gonna lie.
621
00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:31,517
I do think though,
622
00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:35,487
the scariest part is that
my mom kept the teeth.
623
00:34:35,487 --> 00:34:37,799
And apparently she kept
all my teeth.
624
00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:40,561
Oh. Serial killer.
625
00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:42,218
I wonder what else she'd save.
626
00:34:42,218 --> 00:34:45,290
I hope you never have to lose
your appendix... or kidney.
627
00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:47,464
Right?
I'm traumatized.
628
00:34:47,464 --> 00:34:50,433
I mean, it's not like I believe
in the Tooth Fairy anymore.
629
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:54,747
I know my mom took the teeth,
but I didn't know she kept them.
630
00:34:54,747 --> 00:34:57,336
Wait, there's no Tooth Fairy?
631
00:34:57,336 --> 00:34:59,304
Sorry to destroy
your childhood.
632
00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:01,306
Childhood's been destroyed
for years.
633
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:02,341
You're good.
634
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:05,827
And when I figured out there
was no tooth fairy
635
00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:10,453
and it was her this whole time,
she was more upset than I was.
636
00:35:10,453 --> 00:35:12,903
And like, I'm the one she was
lying to all those years.
637
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:18,185
And she kept denying it, like,
"Mom, let it go. I grew up."
638
00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:22,775
Anyway... ew, somewhere in this
house is a pile of teeth.
639
00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:26,641
[laughing]
640
00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:29,679
[ominous music]
641
00:35:41,898 --> 00:35:43,313
You can't have her.
642
00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:51,528
Everyone leaves you.
643
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:03,230
[ominous music heightens]
644
00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:34,399
[ominous music]
645
00:36:41,302 --> 00:36:43,304
[ominous music heightens]
646
00:36:50,967 --> 00:36:53,418
[indie music plays]
647
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,524
Don't mind if I do.
648
00:36:57,974 --> 00:36:59,700
Sure, help yourself.
649
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,981
I have a brilliant idea.
650
00:37:04,981 --> 00:37:06,707
- Oh really?
- Hmm.
651
00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:10,055
We should go hunt
for your teeth!
652
00:37:10,055 --> 00:37:11,608
Oh my god.
653
00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:13,817
I'm filled with excitement
and dread.
654
00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:16,820
Come on, it'll be fun.
Like an Easter egg hunt.
655
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,547
Like if the Easter Bunny
and Tooth Fairy teamed up
656
00:37:19,547 --> 00:37:21,446
for the grossest holiday ever.
657
00:37:23,379 --> 00:37:25,622
♪
658
00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:31,904
[growling sounds]
659
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,975
[crashing sounds]
660
00:37:39,947 --> 00:37:42,329
♪
661
00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:43,606
Maybe the nursery?
662
00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:44,745
Yes.
663
00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:49,853
I'm right behind you.
I need another pain pill.
664
00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:03,660
Woah.
665
00:38:06,732 --> 00:38:08,527
This place is fucking crazy.
666
00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:19,469
Ah!
667
00:38:20,781 --> 00:38:21,851
Ugh.
668
00:38:24,923 --> 00:38:25,855
Shel?
669
00:38:27,063 --> 00:38:29,099
Is your mom superstitious?
670
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:33,069
My Irish grandma told me about
growing up
671
00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:34,760
with iron sewn into her clothes.
672
00:38:36,659 --> 00:38:37,729
It's supposed to repel...
673
00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:41,905
Oh! Tooth Fairy.
674
00:38:42,527 --> 00:38:43,804
Hey, I think I found the teeth!
675
00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:48,015
Never mind.
676
00:38:49,982 --> 00:38:51,881
[clicking sounds]
677
00:38:54,849 --> 00:38:56,023
Hey, Shel, get in here.
678
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:03,410
[whimpering]
679
00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:07,552
[chilling music]
680
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:08,587
[gasps]
681
00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:11,487
Ah! Ah!!
682
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,940
Shelby! Shelby!
683
00:39:18,632 --> 00:39:19,978
[frantic breathing]
684
00:39:24,569 --> 00:39:28,469
- [screaming]
- [monstrous baby vocalization]
685
00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,715
♪
686
00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:34,820
Did you find the teeth?
687
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:36,995
Come back! Don't leave me
all alone.
688
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:38,962
Ow.
689
00:39:39,929 --> 00:39:41,896
Mom, where's my freaking Jell-O?
690
00:39:41,896 --> 00:39:45,521
What, what are you grinding up
the horse hooves from scratch?
691
00:39:51,941 --> 00:39:53,839
[ominous music]
692
00:39:59,707 --> 00:40:00,639
What happened?
693
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:02,020
You and your friend
trashed the nursery
694
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,711
while I'm getting the Jell-O
you asked for?
695
00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:04,678
We didn't do this.
696
00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:06,024
Oh, of course you did.
697
00:40:06,024 --> 00:40:07,094
You don't care about me
698
00:40:07,094 --> 00:40:08,958
and all the things that I do
to keep you safe.
699
00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:11,409
I'll make you care.
700
00:40:11,685 --> 00:40:12,548
Things are gonna change
around here,
701
00:40:12,548 --> 00:40:14,032
starting with the company
you keep.
702
00:40:20,141 --> 00:40:22,109
The teeth.
What happened to the teeth?
703
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:25,146
Maybe the Tooth Fairy
finally came to collect.
704
00:40:25,768 --> 00:40:26,803
Tooth Fairy.
705
00:40:27,839 --> 00:40:29,047
There's no such thing
as the Tooth Fairy, Mom.
706
00:40:29,047 --> 00:40:29,979
Quiet.
707
00:40:30,807 --> 00:40:31,739
What, worried she might
hear you?
708
00:40:31,739 --> 00:40:32,878
Shh!
709
00:40:32,878 --> 00:40:34,086
Yeah, well my Tooth Fairy's
the worst.
710
00:40:35,329 --> 00:40:37,538
You know, she only left me one
stupid quarter per tooth.
711
00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:42,025
You know, Kaitlyn's mom, I mean,
Tooth Fairy, left her $5.
712
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:45,960
But then I guess she's not
a low-income single mom
Tooth Fairy
713
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,756
who got dumped cause
she's a big clinger.
714
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,173
Never anger the fey, Shelby.
They are vengeful spirits.
715
00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:56,661
Shelby, your necklace!
You didn't put it back on!
716
00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:57,593
We can go two seconds
717
00:40:57,593 --> 00:40:59,836
without our dumb
matching pendants, Mom.
718
00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:01,182
Iron protects you!
719
00:41:01,182 --> 00:41:02,252
Protects me from what?
720
00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,219
The fey!
721
00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:04,531
The fey?
722
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:08,673
Fairies aren't real, Mom.
You're just really delusional.
723
00:41:08,673 --> 00:41:10,019
They took your grandmother.
724
00:41:10,019 --> 00:41:12,159
That's a story you made up
to avoid the truth.
725
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:13,540
She left you.
726
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,715
She saved me.
727
00:41:16,715 --> 00:41:19,166
They were going to swap me
with a changeling.
728
00:41:19,856 --> 00:41:22,652
I would love to escape
to fairy town like Grandma.
729
00:41:22,652 --> 00:41:24,205
Anything to get away
from your insane delusions.
730
00:41:24,205 --> 00:41:27,933
- No!
- Hey, fairy. Hey Tooth Fairy!
731
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:30,695
- You're not real, are you?
- Shh!
732
00:41:30,695 --> 00:41:33,732
No one believes in you.
You're just an old fairy tale.
733
00:41:33,732 --> 00:41:35,700
Just a stupid, motherfu-
734
00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:39,117
[chilling music]
735
00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:45,261
[sinister voice] Shelby!
736
00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:47,919
It's your teeth, Shelby.
Those are your baby teeth.
737
00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:50,611
Mom, why didn't you save them?
738
00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:53,165
This is your fault.
I hate you!
739
00:41:58,308 --> 00:41:59,171
Is that?
740
00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:02,174
[chilling music]
741
00:42:10,182 --> 00:42:11,045
Oh shit.
742
00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:13,116
That's Kaitlyn's.
743
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,537
[chilling music heightens]
744
00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:21,884
[gasping]
745
00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:25,853
[chomp]
746
00:42:25,853 --> 00:42:26,889
[screaming]
No!!!!!
747
00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:29,270
[sinister voice]
Oh teeth!
748
00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:37,589
[chilling music heightens]
749
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:52,328
Stop! Stop! Stop!!!
750
00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:56,712
[frantic breathing]
751
00:43:02,062 --> 00:43:03,063
The box!!!
752
00:43:05,755 --> 00:43:07,826
[yelping]
753
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,829
[yelping]
754
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,386
Shelby.
755
00:43:17,871 --> 00:43:19,217
[Miranda panting]
756
00:43:19,217 --> 00:43:21,150
Don't leave me all alone.
757
00:43:23,324 --> 00:43:25,637
[cooing]
758
00:43:27,121 --> 00:43:28,398
Oh, no, no.
759
00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:32,851
No, no...
760
00:43:40,445 --> 00:43:41,549
A changeling!
761
00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:48,418
Hi, it's ok.
It's ok.
762
00:43:52,457 --> 00:43:53,320
[sniffling]
Oh...
763
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,187
[baby coos]
764
00:43:58,187 --> 00:43:59,395
Mommy's here.
765
00:44:05,401 --> 00:44:07,852
You'll always be my baby,
won't you?
766
00:44:11,269 --> 00:44:12,650
Together forever.
767
00:44:14,479 --> 00:44:18,138
♪ Rock-a-bye baby,
768
00:44:18,138 --> 00:44:21,037
♪ on a tree top...
769
00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:23,453
♪ When the wind blows...
770
00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:26,077
♪
771
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:33,084
♪
772
00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,395
[thunder crashes]
773
00:44:35,086 --> 00:45:34,732
♪
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